touching myself with a robot
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Safety Third: • Trying Not to Die - Sa...
Thanks to @allenpan
And the talented engineers who built the Lobster including:
-James Sarrett
-Mark Setrakian
-Adam Yates
-Peter Abrahamson
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I FORGOT TO LINK THE PODCAST!!!! czcams.com/video/sY9HckExJnY/video.html
lol the timing is perfect
In gta during the diamond heist I always choose William osman
Will it be on Spotify?
did you add it back to the description?
there's already a podcast named safety third on spotify tough ;/
His ex-boss is literally the mvp of this video
I’d call him a friend if he treats you like that
Lol
More of him!
I wish all co-workers were like that
He emits solid dude energy
William: "This is my old co-worker james."
James: "Boss."
I like this guy.
Hey I know where he works!
YOU FELL FOR IT FOOL!
*THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!*
NO NOT THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK
@@WaywardVector Ugh, i fell for one of the classic blunders
@@WaywardVector u fool. Anytime someone does the thunder cross split attack I retaliate with the lightning zap backflip defense
James looks like the best boss ever.
HR: No, Will, it still counts as sexual harrasment EVEN if you use a robot.
I was gonna get mad at you until I saw the video (btw sry)
No it's defo still weird
ESPECIALLY if you use a robot
Dr Bright
@@CyanAnn If you haven't taken your friend's pants off before are you really friends?
"And now you know my profession can't be taken by a robot"
Stuff made here: *laughs in superiority*
Not yet at least, But wait about 5 to 10 or so year (depending how long it'll takes them to improve this tech),
Then she'll be saying F@!#, Now I'm unemployed.
@@999isra the robot was still operated by a human, the hqrd part is mimicking thz humans head, not his hands
Oh cool wow
Last time they cut my hair at super cuts they messed up and kept pinching me. I’ll take my chances with the robot.
@@amosimo2870 You can probably code the movement into it
Your robot owes me dinner 🤖👖🍽️
love you guys i’ll make sure to check out the podcast ☺️
🙌 👖 👎 🩲
Why you playin hard to get
Allan, remember dinner first!
Later at Burger King: We are here because our robot cooked us dinner.
Ladies and gents, he's still alive and even looks more homeless than ever
He's done well guesting in others videos, depending on the exact timeline of how they're made.
we will be home less if not for yt infact he will be the best home less looking homless person in the world
Idk I kinda like the fluffy hair XD
@@aestaetic07 same
The only homeless person with 2 million subs.
Now I want a tshirt that says “I did surgery on a grape with a lobster”
Same
let's just acknowledge how chill his ex boss is considering all the shenanigans
I understand how that boss was able to put up with having William as an employee.
He was such a good sport
What a homie
Meanwhile most of my bosses were ego driven psychopaths' who can barely do their jobs.
@@ThatRPGuywithtoomanyOCs The usual
"I look like I live in Flint Michigan and drink nothing but tap water" had me laughing so fucking hard
Yeah this video was fkn hilarious 😂
That line cracked me up too 😂
@F*СК ME ! ᑕᕼEᑕK ᗰY VIĐEO ! think you forgot your pills mate
I live in flint Michigan....
@@David-fi4sp Sorry about your hair
"At least my job can't be taken by a robot."
Yet, young barber lady. Yet.
She clearly doesn't know about "Stuff Made Here" and his Haircut Machine
Dude William's old boss is like the coolest guy ever.
"Its good to know my job can't be taken by a robot."
Stuff Made Here would like to have a word with you
Uh oh
Stole my comment lolol
@@nerdtm.5524 when did you make your comment?
i’m sure they cut out the part where she says “a robot built by william osman”
@@omgitis Was mostly built by the other guy. The other guy even made the final edits
“It looks like I live in flint Michigan and drink only tap water” I laughed so hard
What’s wrong with Flint Michigan besides the water but muskegon is better because it has the Homestead
Yo I evacuated from there lmao
Lansing water worse fr
This will be the thing that gets him canceled, watch 😂
Rip
“It can even do surgery on a grape”
*seconds later*
“RIP IT IN HALF”
Did the robot hurt you?
Allen Pan: Yes, he didn't phone... he didn't write...
"To avoid the touch of strangers" is the most relatable inspiration for a project I've seen so far
That's how dildos were invented.
I've been buzz-cutting my own hair for thr past6+ years for thispurpose. I've just discovered that you need to say "f*** it" and go almost bald, (I used to 2mm attachment to just barely avoid skinhead territory) because the shorter you cut, the more even you can get it with less pain from contorting your body for a prolonged time. still pretty tedious, but better than the stranger's touch. I think it would be way faster still with no attachment at all, because then you would avoid much of the clogging from the long hair at the start.
@@Ass_of_Amalek Same, I just buzz cut it myself, keeping it longer at the top with a nice fade.
That's why this is the only William Osman invention i would 100% use given the chance.
7:13 The face of a man thinking "if I could fire him (again?) I would"
8:00 “maybe he’s born with it, maybe it’s methamphetmine”
Said Jesse pinkman to Walt
That's who William reminds me of!
He does look a lot like Aaron Paul.
@@jochenstacker7448 now that you mention it... i think it's the mouth area especially
I had to pause at "at my old job" YOU HAD A JOB?! You have the vibe of someone who has never adulted in his life, a real world peter pan. My mind is blown
I'm more concerned that his old job involved a bomb defuser
@@penitentman7139 it explains why he knows how to build a bomb
We need more James cameo. He's hilarious.
Oh course the government would visit Kevin he’s a Florida man after all
@Rita 25 y.o - check my vidéó .
"it looks like I live in Flint Michigan and drink nothing but tap water"
William Osman 2021
“It’s good to know my profession can’t be taken by a robot”
dude she just roasted your entire channel lmao
This man is living in a video game
Hey verified person
I am being humble when I am telling you that I am the most powerful strongest coolest smartest most famous greatest funniest Y*uTub3r of all time! That's the reason I have multiple girlfriends and I show them off on my ch*nnel all the time! Bye bye ev
I’m going to leave my reply here cause Ik this is gonna blow up cause he verified and can latter edit it to something funny
Ikr
@@AxxLAfriku ok….
"I need a haircut, but I also need my eyeballs."
William Osman, 2021
I won't lie.
James stole the show, you need more of him.
It feels like Allen will get a restraining order after this, my question is, who's getting, William or the robot? If it's William doesn't that mean he can just drive in the robot and assault poor Allen again without breaking the restraining order?
Well I mean Alan isn't exactly good with restraining orders
“Good to know my profession can’t be taken by a robot” lmao that had me dead
Such a casually savage reply lol I loved it
At least not a robot with an AI based off a brain scan of Will.
not....yet
When it randomly cut to pulling down Allen's pants with a BOMB DEFUSER, I actually lost it laughing.
How come the only thing caretaker says is “William!”
resignation.
She's a pokemon that says another pokemon's name.
Lmao I love how your old boss takes it all in stride. Seems like a cool guy.
*now this is the future way of back massages*
holy sh- that's amazing!
But the way a robot asks "happy ending?" just wouldn't ring the same
Hell yes
This is the future of long distance relationships 😉
YES I WAS JUST THINKING OF THIS
What an awesome prior boss. Coolest boss ever
Yeah, he was a really good guy !
6:43 i'm drunk as fuck and died of laughter after that throw.
James is a great guy. Hopefully we get more of him on this channel!
I cracked up when William was testing the robot with Allen‘s pants.
this is some weird futuristic kinky deutsch fetish
I cringed so much from discomfort while laughing very loudly
"hello little willies"
man, not even flex tape can fix my self esteem after that 🙃
He always calls us that so even if flex tape could fix your self esteem, you'd be broken once again
@@RandomPerson-ob1hk not if he stopped watching 😎
Will's really good at finding ways to take literally everything like 27% too far.
I love how they use ridiculously complex and expensive robotics but don't even get haircutting scissors
William is the only man confident in his own masculinity to remove another man's pants with a bomb-disposal robot
William and Caretaker definitely made that woman's day now that she knows her profession is safe. 8:50
Not if stuff made here has anything to say about it
for now...
Caretaker having to intermediate between william and the hairdresser as if he was (he is) 7 y/o
This is the only channel that always has me rolling on the floor, dying with laughter along with you guys.
40 seconds into the video and I literally want it to be over so I can watch this podcast, all I can say is THANK YOU FOR MAKING THAT PODCAST I CANT WAIT
At the end from the stylist: "Good to know that my profession can't be taken by a robot". Gold.
I lost it at “he used a robot to cut his hair” lol it’s like a mom taking her to get his hair fixed because they found the clippers
Man, this is crazy
Lmao out of all my subs i would have not expected you here. Have a nice day
@@pangolin868 same
I thinks it's more like: this man is crazy
Fancy seeing you here
Well well well. Look who it is
I will never get over the craziness of those videos. Love it 10/10
James seems like an great dude and a boss you could get along with
At this point he’s just testing what more he can survive
what?
@@poisonousnut its a bot
His boss seems like a really cool guy. Also its crazy to me that nearly every SuperCuts I have ever been to is right next door to a Gamestop
Yo why am I having the same realization. It’s not just a FL thing?
Same, except for me it was great clips, not supercuts
Also next to Sally's
Gamers are synonymous with bad haircuts I guess
This is the first video I’ve ever seen of you. Subbed already. That Flint, Michigan joke had me rolling.
Ayy thanks for the shout out.
From Flint with Love ❤️.
mad scientist finally gets the mad scientist haircut he’s been wanting all his life
engineer
@@Ass_of_Amalek mad engineer
Caretaker’s catch phrase: “William!!”
And "why?!"
James has to be the most chill boss ever.
the gripper connectors for those accessories is freaking clever! I also notice that Zoe (Chomp) from battlebots works at applied invention!
"Glad to know my job can't be taken by a robot."
It can be but not by William.
It could maybe but I guess only few people would trust that.
7:13 The stories spoken by this man’s eyes could fill libraries
That robot is genuinely one of the coolest things I've ever seen and I want one
For the first time in my life I genuinely let out a shocking amount of audible laughter at a CZcams video. The cut to the robot combing his hair took me out. WHEN I SAY I WAS NOT READY.
still turns out better than michaels haircut.
F
F
don’t do michael like that
F
“Some stranger you don’t know” that’s why you go to the same person all the time
You can do that??
@@TweEkc in my country, yes
@@TweEkc I've always been able to request a specific person
@@TweEkc If you have any non-chain barber shops nearby it's not too hard, or even with something like supercuts you could probably phone em up beforehand and ask if that person is in or when they'd next be in.
We have loads of Turkish barbers and they all look they same so you dont realise it's a different person anyway
James is an absolute legend! You should make him something for his birthday or Christmas!
Cool video Willy! Keep up the great work!
stuff made here: finally, a worthy opponent. our battle will be legendary.
I love how he pulls up Michael reeves as an example of good hair
The rant at the beginning about how barbers always mess up haircuts is so true, doesn't matter how much detail I provide or if I show them a picture! It always comes out bad!
He mentioned flint MI!! that's where I'm from! very exited, even if it was a jab at our bad water scenario.
this reminds me of that one pic from reddit where a guy was cutting his hair being recorded by a camera recorded by a camera recorded by another camer being broadcasted to the tv
@Rita 25 y.o - check my vidéó no
10 minutes of William bullying his old boss.
this has to be one of the funniest videos i’ve seen in a while 😂 thank you dr osman
“It looks like I live in flint Michigan and drink nothing but tap water” is one of the funniest descriptors I’ve ever heard used, and I’m going to steal it and use it on people who haven’t seen this video so they think that I’m as funny as I think you are
4:06 This is what my life has come to. Watching a man take another man's pants off with tiny robot crab arms.
You won't believe what happens next!!
“It looks like I live in Flint, Michigan and drink nothing but tap water” 🤣
7:06
The moment he remembers why William doesn't work there anymore.
All those repressed memories flushing back.
I live for the energy in these videos where it's shenanigans ending with Willie roasting himself
The fact that the best thing he could find was a pair of baby scissors really shows where his priorities are.
Robot: Puts scissors on his neck
William: This is the coolest thing ever
🤦
The precision on that robot is amazing
I like your podcast. I've binged 10 hrs so far. Very funny.
Here is the “Safety Third” podcast that William, of course, forgot to put in the description.
m.czcams.com/video/sY9HckExJnY/video.html
I am shocked you didn't link to, you know, THAT video...
@@johanschneiders6293 Never
@@wriggler5535 gonna
@@diakounknown1225 give
@@axolotlboy9600 you
I feel like he misses the chaos of his CZcams bestie
Subscribed! This channel is gold!
OMG I HAD THIS IDEA YEARS AGO HAHAAH
I thought this was stupid enough to me not to try, but here you are, building my old idea, you really are the best youtuber.
i’ve never watched a podcast before but with that group i’m gonna have to start
can't find the link
Yeah wheres the link?
@@drogonolia9874 found it czcams.com/video/sY9HckExJnY/video.html
I need a link here
safety third: czcams.com/channels/7QE72cxiBkiwnvGoFfqYOg.html
Hey, supercuts actually did a reasonable job for once. No bowl cuts here!
Its because his hair was already too short to do it
William's plan was to cut his hair just so that he was completely immune to bowl cuts.
really not much to work with to be fair
Does the West coast just have a different supercuts than the East coast? I don't think I've ever gone to supercuts and thought to myself "yeah, this looks like ass".
One of your best videos ever lol, I laughed so much! Your old boss is hilarious
James is such a sport and so funny and nice
When I first followed this channel, all the videos were basically themed around the laser printer, now it’s themed around William getting haircuts, and it’s been entertaining the whole time I love it
I feel like Stuff Made Here would be a great addition to the "Justice League" style of science heroes Willy O has assembled
stuff made here is too professional
Stuff Made Here is the one guy at your university who makes everyone else feel like they are a fraud.
This was the the best video that I watched today!
I see you stopped uploading videos.
I just want you to know that your videos is one of the best things to cheer me up when I'm feeling kinda down.
Hope you are doing ok buddy, I would love to see more content.
The fact that caretaker had to talk to the hairdresser for him like the unruly 12 y.o. he is... just so perfect.
Thank you for leaving that in. :)
This is like using a jet engine to blow hot Air in Winter to warm you up and that's the kind of content I want.
"I'm gonna commandeer a bomb disposal robot" literally sends me thinking that we have the apocalypse
This is exactly the product we need
this only reinforces the idea that all things become crabs eventually and
*sigh*
im ok with that
The music in the background makes me wanna collect 10,000 Blocks of gravel
That’s something I can get behind
In a sort of super-fast mode of some type?
"Hello my fellow sciencers and memers, and welcome back to the wonderful world of williaming and crafting ! "
I'm glad someone else recognized it from a certain terraforming master
Dude, I love your old boss, he is the coolest guy
Bro this is awesome!!