How Small Of A Hole Can My Cat Fit Through?
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- čas přidán 22. 04. 2020
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I came across this video completely by chance and I loved it. I love cats and dogs and actually all animals. The only thing I can really kill is a spider in the house because he has no business being in here. But I got a really good laugh which I needed because I have been in self isolation for over a month now. I am probably not your target audience but I think my brain never caught up with the rest of me. I'm actually 71 and I know some people younger than me especially my wife who would probably not laugh at this but I thought it was great and I loved how your cat was able to cheat. So it just shows that cats are smarter than humans huh? I also when using speech to text have a great talent for run-on sentences I just thought I'd let you know that and fill up more space on this comment because I don't have anything else to do but watch the next video because it's 2:00 in the morning and I don't go to bed until 5:00 a.m. because my sleep is all screwed up because of being at home for a lot longer than I've been in the past but I'm not going to take any chances so I'll stop here because I don't know how long of a comment I can leave and keep a run-on sentence going because I'm just making it up as I go so with that you've got a great sense of humor and I've got about a 3-month 3-week growth of beard now so maybe I'll try and shave it in some weird way and send it to you. Okay I ran out so that's all I'll subscribe and watch what else you try to squeeze through us a cardboard wall but I love your black cat with his or her beautiful yellow eyes. Okay I think I got a whole novel here going so I'm going to shut up even though it's hard to do because speech to text is easy because I can't type so that's enough for now, thanks for a good video and a very good laugh not at the cat but with the cat and I can't imagine what the cat was thinking but he probably had a few colorful metaphors for you. That's all good fun 🤓
T&J Jesus
*when old people find CZcams*
@@asimple When they find CZcams, it's fantastic. Go to bed, it's too late for 12-year-olds.
This is awesome.
This is too wholesome for youtube
Normal Person: “make the barrier taller”
Engineer: “MAKE THE CAT HEAVIER” LMFAO
@@landonrhoads6225 Engineers most of the time don't come up with the simple answer until they have tried everything that's more complicated.
Engineers start with the most complicated solution and gradually simplify it until it's something they can actually do.
This is because more complicated solutions grant more XP than simple solutions.
Engineers are 100% minmaxers.
@@landonrhoads6225 U wouldn t get it
Put a cardboard at a 45 degree incline on the top wall facing the cat, most animals dont like setup, deer are afraid of hopping fences with that type of unknown angle, also works on dogs.
Ur calling will a engineer tf
Will looked less homeless when he didn't have a home
Lol that’s true but fucked up
The legend of the penis
spread it wtf
I couldnt agree more.
WooshIfUrGay ! 123
maybe it’s a joke...
"This is a 5$ cat"
Boys and girls ladys and gentleman i have it, the next youTube craze
5$ cat vs 500$
Only in china...
I fr saw a 145,000 dollar cat one time.....yeah
already done
*somehow*
Jacksfilms has done 1 dollar dog vs 1000 dollar dog
5$ vs 500$ cats fight to the death
“How has your isolation and self quarantine been going? Tell me about it! You’ve got five seconds!”
Me: *stares awkwardly silent at the screen as William silently stares back*
i relized was a girl
william: is my cat overweight?
also william 20 seconds later: here cat eat this entire hotdog
I thought hotdogs consisted of sausage and bun
This is just a sausage with 0% bun
That's like calling 4 tires and a steering wheel "a car" because you know people understand you anyway
I have so much to learn about american culture
AxxL wtf
@@Max-kv1xm well me too im not american
@@Max-kv1xm Hotdog refers to both the wiener and the whole product, much like burger referring to the patty and the sandwich.
@@Max-kv1xm the hotdog *is* the "sausage", it's just served on a bun. The whole thing is also just called a hotdog, so I understand the confusion.
Next video should be
The cat's revenge:
How small of a hole can William fit through?
Yesss
Yassssssss
I was the 420 like
Well he came out of his mother sooo
How do you motivate William though
Hi William, I saw you still had me (the long run on sentence old guy) pinned after 2 years your video (your cat going through the cardboard hole) thank you. It's my 10 nanoseconds of a little fame on YT 🤣 I hope all is well with you and I wish you the best!!! I still love your videos even the older ones. I have to to say that I hope you still have your beautiful black cat with fantastic yellow eyes! If she could talk I know some really colorful metaphors that she could let out to you 🤣🤣🤣
Its a pity u didnt get notoiced this time, hope u doing good and u get that crazy beard shave
What’s with the punctuation this time around?! Loved reading both your comments ☮️❤️
You should do an experiment to see how high your cat can jump
I would have it so that you can see how high the cat can get before passing out
He should do an experiment to see how high his cat can get
Just a garbage idea innit
more of how high your cat WILL jump
"how do you tell if your cat is overweight"
*gives cat entire hot dog*
My cat is the fattest cat in the world
@@Mr_Snek I might have to weigh my cat
Me: I wonder why the cats so fat
William: here's a whole hotdog kitty
Me: Not good
Will: Great! That's exciting!
I hope the cat doesn't become a victim of Reddit's heckin chonker cult
I think it's just fluffy
@sprock that would look terrible
William: is discussed
Me: (also named William) gets confused for a minute
This type of experiment really showcases the problem-solving capabilities of cats, this added with their natural stubbornness, makes them excellent test subjects, and it can also be a fun game for it, as he has a task and gets rewarded if he succeeds, which is the same concept as training him with tricks.
I expected the cat to be more stubborn, it seemed like he really wanted to do what William wanted but he was too embarrassed to risk getting stuck while on camera. Poor guy.
Cats can be so effing smart sometimes. There’s one specific cat her owner runs a channel called “billi speaks” or something along those lines. And so the cat has this set up of like 50 buttons that she can press that will say a word. And I swear I would think it’s total BS, except you genuinely tell it’s a cat’s thoughts because 80% of what she says is “more food or play fan toy”
It’s really pretty wild seeing how quickly she’s picked up on something so close to language
"How can you tell if your cat is overweight?"
This experiment is actually a good indicator.
The rule of thumb is, if a cat can get its head through something, it should be able to get the rest of its body through as well.
If it gets stuck, but its head got through, yeah your cat is a little chunky.
"How can you tell if a cat is obese?"
I think when you start feeding it hot dogs, that's a good indicator.
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Henry Smith anybody who doesn’t own a pet is gay ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️
@Henry Smith are you mad you didn’t get a pet? Also, calling people gay is not funny anymore
Caretaker: "What if we make the barrier taller?"
Will: "What if we make the cat heavier?"
Caretaker: -_-
isn’t the care taker his wife or sister?
@@nathanpark5975 both according to his beard
Max Lüdecke LOLL
Lmao
poor cat man ! Cmon
Its not like hes an octopus
That beard is a style called “mutton chops”
I thought I was the only one that knew
@@hamsterduh then you are incredibly naive
@Java Monsoon correct
Its a muttonstache
i just wanted to say that
“What if we just, don’t feed him,.......... for a couple weeks”. That sentence had me dying
him*
@@rekhasaini672 him*
@@who_131 him*
@@notarussianspy3457 him*
Since it is a reverse soul patch, I vote to call that the “soulless patch”
wouldnt that be a gingerpatch?
Gingerpatch is already a thing, maybe don’t google it
It’s a wolverines
@@eidolor When you say *"Don't Google it",* a person like me is always compelled to Google it
The soul patch is just below the lip only, so that doesn't work. William's beard has no goatee. Reverse goatee?
Will: "How can you tell your cat is overweight"
Also Will: YOUR REWARD IS HOTDOG
Pencil 1991 there fat r way them
Not a piece but the whole thing though🤦🏽♀️
No beating hot dog squeezing through smaller hole only gets you small treat
I freaking love "Jimmy Neutron, the five dollar cat"!
This time: "maybe next time we just won't feed him"
Next time: "training went great because we didn't feed him!!!"
Scientific progress, everyone
😂
I love that caregiver is in the same chair, still playing Animal Crossing.
Caregiver?? lol..
@@jaafarzaidi3390 Its an older reference, that's what we used to call her idk.
@@jaafarzaidi3390 caretaker is so boomer
But it's William who's caregiver, she's a caretaker
@@jamespereira4419 We've never called her dat,
We've always called her Caretaker Chelsea..
*Cat jumps over barrier*
Normal people: "lets raise it so the cat cant jump over"
William: "lets put some weights on it, make the cat heavier"
No!
Out for the box thinking right there hmm, just what the world needs.
@@charadremur333 yes!
Thats what the hotdog was for
He is truly an engineer
4:19
“how wide is the cat”
Top ten statements before disaster...
Number 1... “How wide is the cat”
If Michael Reeves were here: *For everytime this cat fails to get into the hole, I will taze the cat and everyone else, including me.*
While a robot shoots BBs in your eye and a laser is setting the kitchen-wasp-nest on fire
"Hows quarantine going"
Me chasing after a apple that fell out of its bag and started rolling away as soon as he asked: " oh no, oh no, oh no,"
Its fun coming back to these videos way after quarantine and seeing what everyone was doing for fun
loving his "I've descended into madness look", it's really fitting
daniel yea,a look, that’s all it is.....
daniel William’s or Jimmy Neutron’s?
He looks like wolverine
Bro, he has become Lemmy Kilmister from Motörhead
Ok, it’s official, William has lost his mind...
*Insert joke about how this is nothing new*
Well. He's lost it a little more than usual.
Yeah🤔🤔🤔
You just noticed now?
At least what was left of it
I love this video, it made me laugh. Brilliant dedication to making the bit really elaborate and fun when a hole in a box would have done the job.
William: "How's quarantine going?"
Me: "Yeah I just broke up and also hit depression do yeah it's been bad.."
*William: "That's really cool and exciting"*
When you realize that William can’t lose his sanity in quarantine because he’s already lost it.
This will actually be the perfect opportunity for him to clear out the closet he lost his sanity in and find it again
He lost it the second Michael left him. Without Michael in his life, he had no one to experiment on or with. He was the Yin to his Yang. Without Michael, the balance was broken.
My fear is caretaker might loose her sanity sooner or later too. Propably sooner than later
"How do I know if my cat is overweight?"
*gives cat entire hot dog as a treat*
I just lost my cat to cancer a few days ago and this is the content I really needed. Thank you William, your Channel is awesome 😎
6:15 I love how we don’t even need to see Caretakers face to know that she’s like “...no”
"eccentric engineer and his caretaker torture their cat for 10 minutes"
nice
Nine min fifty one seconds actually
Why stop at just the beard?? Shave a line straight through the middle of your head, your mustache, and... other places.
Kworl REVERSE MOWHAWK HELL YEA!!!
@@Hibernathan05 It will uncover the seam where they put him together at the factory
So like the opposite of a Hitler mustache where hair would be there wouldn't and the mustache would be in to parts.
racing stripes for more s p e e d
the nose
I'm actually reassured the cat is so hesitant. Like imagine a cat who would go straight into a opening the lower half of him can't get throught, get's stuck and starves to death. Knowing if you're gonna get stuck is one of the function of whiskers.
This is a masterpiece of entertainment. I’ve watched this 10 times now
Cat: *fits through 10mm gap instead of 4 in. hole*
William: YOU CHEATED
Hes turned into a hill billy in like 2 months somehow
*hill willy
hill william
How dare you
This had me actually laughing out loud, hands down, super hilarious! I've never seen anyone feed a cat a hot dog before! Just omg, so much funny in this video! Your cat's a good sport!
0:35 what are you doing step cat
This guy went from creating robots and Lazer cutting copper batteries to shoving cats in cardboard holes
And I absolutely love it
Started at the bottom now we here
Cat gloryhole
@@elementalscars2136 oh no
Better than putting cats into quantum-sealed boxes that may or may not kill them, I guess
Thanks for not harassing me to subscribe. I've been loyally watching your videos all year just through my suggestions alone. After the past two days spent home with food poisoning and thirty videos later I realized I still hadn't hit the button! +1 for natural subs. Shout out for being cool and bowel evacuation content.
i love how much effort went into this video
I hate how this is underrated
Fun fact: cats won’t even try to go through a whole that is too small-they can detect if they will be able to fit through by their whiskers. That’s why you shouldn’t cut their whiskers!
MiraculousNerd maybe he should trimmed them a little then
Unofficially Kevin it’s like the experiment where scientists cut off ant’s legs to see if they would count steps
Unofficially Kevin no
A whole what?
@@keiraremus6022 yes
"How small of a hole can a $5 dollar cat fit through" is a great title tbh
"$5 cat vs $5,000 cat: is it worth it?"
@@kylenakamura4353 MKBHD must compare
Yess
that’s not the title
@@Person-lk1vs you are 1 year late
"How's quarantine going?" "My anxiety came back..." "That's cool and exciting!"
To think that he is bored after only half a month... I makes me cry a bit.
Cat: *hesitates to squeeze through 4 inch hole*
Also cat: *forces himself into thin crevice off to the side*
Lian Otero crevice can adjust. 4-inch hole cannot
Crevice can adjust 4 inch hole cannot
4 inch hole cannot adjust. Crevice can
4 inch hole adjust it can not, do so a crevice can.
crevice move hole don't
Any space a healthy cat can fit their head through... They can fit their body through (if motivated). This is because they can compress their ribs a little bit.
Rats take this to the next level. Rats can fit through a hole the size of a quarter.
Next video William buys a rat named Sean and conducts inhumane experiments on it
And moles can fit inside mole tunnels
I think my ribs can compress enough, I’ll try
big fucking octopi can fit through holes the size of a 2 euro coin
@@jorenlavaerts3970 to be fair they have no bones
“Don’t let your dreams be dreams” is actually kind of motivational in a way
i love how caretaker is so unbothered every time she’s on camera
Here’s an idea for beard: instead of one stripe, make the entire beard striped
What if the stripe was horizontal instead of vertical?
@@Abcwhatever no that'd look silly
@@timverheijen2622 The whole point is to look silly
A new stripe every video
Checkerboard beard
0:21
Big Willy: "How has your isolation and self quarantine been going?"
Me: "I've been rewatching more of your videos recently"
Big Willy: "it sounds like you're just as bored as me"
Literally same lol
F
william: how has your isolation and self quarantine been going? :)
me: my mum, dad, sister, brother, dog, cat, fish, amozon echo and pringles died of the virus
william: thats really cool and exiting!
okay but I've literally been playing minecraft for 10+ years now and have made quite a few sugarcane farms and god damn it idk how I didn't realize using just one observer facing down the row instead of one for each cane literally just makes so much more sense wtf
‘He can’t jump over this barrier’-When the dude with the largest cat tshirt collection in the world doesn’t know how cats work
i used to do this with my ginnea pig. She loved it. I also made her mazes etm. If you get a ginnea pig, get blocks and stuff to play with them.
I can't figure out if I appreciate the Minecraft demo or the cat content more. Quality.
Alternate title: infected man tortures his cat
"Custom Hotwheels Track"
So that's why you chose muttonchops.
My mom thought the "Mickey mouse" shaped hole was more like Shrek; however, I personally think it looks like Binky from Arthur.
Either way I love Jimmy Neutron the cat and hope to see more videos with him (like this one and the fire fighter one)
the perfect profile picture doesnt exi.... 8:01
Will: is he over weight
Also will 10 seconds later: feeds him a literal hotdog
Lol
I came here to make this comment.
My grandma does the same thing to me...
Looks like the hole might have been a bit too high, especially compared to the other videos. Seems like Jimbo didn't want to go through because he couldn't find good footing.
What drugs is the hole taking?
Pastel paints lsd
Pastel paints 🤣
This is fantastic
Cat has a lot of personality and charm 100/10
This is literally my brother’s science fair project from the third grade.
“You have 5 seconds to tell me how your quarantine is”
Me just having a staring contest instead
200 Subscribers With No Video To Help My Brother Who won?
Me: 1,2,3,4,5
That was too weird ,bro 😂😂😂😂😂
@@liaml1694 😂
william: takes off the bathroom door without measuring it first
smart boi
sophia it’s William the only thing he ever measured is the hole size.
@@christiaanstirling8685 And even then he couldn't get 4 inches right.
Anyone else just scream at the top of your lungs when he asked how quarantine was going
No because I'm not schizophrenic
9:18
*makeing a good outro holding jimmy*
Jimmy: I IDENTIFY MY SELF AS A SLIPPERY WORM ~(•~•)~
"send me your ugly facial hair"
*grabs ziplock bag*
Recent but vastly underrated
im commenting so you get higher on the comment section
This needs to be top comment
Im screaming
Took me a while but i got it
A great tagline for this channel would be “Almost Science”
"Technically science"
Some idubbz videos, basically
"vaguely similar to science"
Nearly Kinda Science, In a Way *Maybe*
‘How do you tell if your cat is over weight?’
*feeds him an entire sausage less than 2 minutes later*
4:44 glizzy gObbler
William: outsmarts navy
Also William: outsmarted by cat multiple times in one video
conclusion: Williams cat can outsmart the US royal navy
@@kilesprofit8917 Which video are u guys talking about? New viewer here
@@matsurisband-aids4712 look up"EGG DROP - U.S. Navy vs William Osman"
@@kilesprofit8917 US "royal" navy?
"Ok, now the cat can't escape"
Me, having owned cats and seen them jump straight up onto the top of bookshelves: Bahahahahaha
My cat used to have a straight up 6 foot vertical but hes old and has cancer now
@Arthur Wall Yeah I think so. From what I remember, at least
Currently working on editing this into the 5 minute vertical video but I just realized you released it on my birthday
“We need the door” Yep. Quarantine is getting to you huh.
"how's self quarantine" "yeah slowly losing my mind" "that's really Cool and Exciting!"
Tierda I’ve lost my mind I mean just look at my latest vids
Dogeymcdogeface shameless plug
Glad i wasn't in self quarantine
@@Josh-yg3bx shameFULL plug
Ha
When is the “How small of a hole can Will fit through” vid coming out? Maybe, don’t feed him for a couple of weeks first just to make it interesting.
@@parrata Seems to have enough bazaar ideas all on his own 😆
God bless
@@stellaq3306 bizarre*
Nova Kitty Fitting
That sounds bad out of context
I like how most of the video is just the cast outsmarting him
This is one of the best videos on youtube
7:47 the cat's face encapsulates the despair of being subjected to quarantine Bill Osman's mind
Why does “Bill” Osman disturb me so much
This experiment is flawed. Giving him a hotdog for every hole he goes through just makes him fatter for the next one.
Annoying Edit: oMg ThAnK yOu FoR aLl ThEsE lIkEs UwU! [insert an obnoxious amount of emojis here]
Yeah right? Willy should check his controlled variables
I'd still go through a hole if it was for a hot dog
Isn't it just a sausage he got? Isn't a hotdog sausage and bread? Confused European!
Spagneto A hot dog can mean two things: it can be a sausage inside a bun or it can be just the sausage itself.
@@thoughtsofapeer Hello fellow European! Yes, you are indeed correct.
You had me at We need the door for the cat hole experiment . Awesome fun video like always you make me laugh out loud every video which is kind of painful because I am down with covid. 4 inch hole 4 inch hole 4 inch hole!!!!
“Shaved chin *but a beard everywhere else.* ”
Oh William if only I could....also eliminating the Hitler stash before asking for suggestions was a good idea.
BWood63 it’s a reverse goatee
@@godzillahesei5536 it is absolutely not
It just looks like really long mutton chop sideburns.😂
nah that would look too good
If you tire weights to your cat he’ll just be super powerful when you take them off. Like Rock Lee from my favorite sitcom Naruto.
How do you tire a weight?
Oh yeah the Boruto's dad series
orang
Is that true i it makes sense
We have seen how small a hole a $5 cat can fit through
Now let’s see how small a hole a $5 human can fit through
Primary conclusion: Jimmy fits through a 4,5 inch hole.
Secondary conclusion: Jimmy is better at finding alternate ways through than Will is a blocking them.
I love William Osman, he's the perfect combination of great philosopher, master engineer, mathematical genius, and 7 year old
"The reward for making it through that is an entire hotdog"
idk what it is about this sentence and the visuals involved, but it feels so blursed that I've been giggling for far longer than is considered normal for a sane human being
I loved that part
The opening of this video made me laugh for genuinely the rest of the video. I just kept thinking about it, giggling
I absolutely lost it at Will getting a bucket put on his head. 😂
"If at first you don't succeed, find a way to cheat the system."-Jimmy Neutron
Wow man you seem much more shredded these days, good job :)
My quarantine has been awful, I feel lonely and more depressed than usual.
-That is really cool and exciting
Okeyegg