Laser Cut Vin Diesel Ham and Cheese Sandwich
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- čas přidán 26. 03. 2017
- Exactly what the title says. Thanks to viewer BathroomNoises for the suggestion. What's wrong with you?
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send it to Africa
for real though i actually live in africa
Nikolai Nielsen still a shithole
Many parts of Africa are nicer and cleaner than many parts of America.
poor you.
I live in Mali, west africa. I have life pretty cushy here compared to other people in this country, I'm not saying I need the food, just that it would be cool to have.
"This is hams down the grossest thing we've ever done"
yes
@I Want Die Now gods plan
@@slumpkiid3570 Dr. Pill
I caught that too lmfao, 😂 I don't think William know how funny he is. This is hams down comedy gold.
Vegans hate him, walmarts love him and 13 year-olds want to be him. Introduuuucing William Osman
What the fuck im 13
*crowd goes wild*
Yes
@@notadam3985 oh shit same lol this man knows
Oof
0:44 Just imagine going to the store and you're picking up some lunchables for your kid. Or turkey or whatever. And you just see this random guy being filmed by another guy, and he's measuring the thickness of meat with calipers.
You all say size doesn't matter until it gets serious.
I tried that and got arrested
you can’t not smile when you see William, he’s just so contagious. He’s also smart with his stupidness. Whenever he does something stupid he turns it into a “yeah i meant to do that as a joke.” and while i was writing this comment i noticed that nobody was gonna be able to read it anyway because everyone’s seen this video already
it's never too late to comment, m'love
I just started watching him! You just never know, and I’m the 15th like. I’ve been binging and what a positive way to start the year! It also made me to decide to lower the amount of sad/negative content to more positive to see if it helps my depression. This channel is so smart in so many ways, different levels of jokes (low brow highbrow), the variety of projects is amazing. I saw his “I’m done” video last year and it made me cry and a made a note of channels to start watching and started a few days ago. I just want to see this guy succeed and I’m sure a lot of videos are definitely going to be even more “not suitable for all ads” crap. Only care if the viewer demo would be into their product. I’m just so happy he kept going.
No.
It mate be too late to make this comment though
Me: I wonder what is in CZcams?
CZcams: Vin Diesel's bust from laser cut ham.
Me: Go on...
Vin Diesel's _busty_ bust from laser cut ham
heha what a refrence.
cat soup heha
Thank you for making my dream a reality.
your channel disappoints me
why am I not surprised to find alex here?
Restroom Sounds thanks for making this happen m8
Thanks for dreaming.
Im dying to know: what sounds would be emitted from the bathroom?
When I was a kid I’d always hear that slapping ham sound coming from my parents room... I never saw any of their ham sculptures though.
I used to think the were playing in the bed because the sound of the bed, and so one day I decided I wanted to play too, and I opened the door and and thankfully as fast as I opened it, they closed it in my face :)
But I reached to see my stepdad kind of naked :'v
You are the ham sculpture they made.
@@_Ekename_ Ahh that's why I smell like burnt meat and look horrible
@@jaimesoad and then your step dad touched your starfish.
@@_Ekename_ Fantastic comment. I wish more people got to see this haha.
* skips the missing ham piece *
* keeps the one that fell on the floor*
"It wouldnt be the end of the world of we skip a piece, right?"
This is the most specific sandwich request ever made at a subway
Employee: Welcome to Subway! What'll it be?
Me: Yeah, I'll have a lazer cut ham and cheese bust of Vin Diesel between two pieces of bread.
Employee: You want that toasted or untoasted.
@@wef6146 actually it's a *busty* bust of vin diesel
sooubway
Wef I prefer mine on between two prices of human flesh meet
@@caggle2250 who's flesh are you *meeting*
I'd like to take a moment to applaud John and his 3d sculpting skills I feel like for someone who never talks and whose face is never shown you are dear to us all
fun fact: at 01:22 you can hear camera man johns voice. its the only video ive found thatyou can hear him
@@obbsessedwithbass he has a face reveal in one of his videos before the house fire
Honestly CameraManJohn is my favourite of the group
kingofthepiratesl
He is HowToBasic
"I don't know where you buy giant sheets of ham."
This has me in tears
Every couple months/years I come back and watch this master piece
Same
this is a good channel.
found you
I found me
YOU'RE ALIVE!
is that yo boy shotty steve? yo its ya boy shotty steve lets start this shit off slow!
shottysteve oh shit it's shottysteve the CS god
This is the best CZcams channel ever.
Try laser cutting t shirts! :p
Give away t-shirts with holes in them
or try jeans, like those cool kids always have...
indeed
"a bit of floor ham never hurt anybody."
An inspirational quote to live by
get out of the gene pool furcrіnge
This is the first video I’ve seen from you. It’s now been 2 years. Subscribing to this channel was one of the best choices I’ve ever made!
Why is this channel so good? The combination of comedy and laser is awesome
Lasers make everything better.
henri müller don't forget the good looking host
“Gonna make a ham and cheese sandwich.”
*applies safety goggles*
School science class be like
*loads up 3D printer with ham paste*
i think its laser google though
“I’ll Have The Triple Patty Deluxe, on a raft, vin diesel busted...” Bubble Bass Has A New Favorite
1:23 OH MY GOD YU CAN HEAR CAMERA MAN JOHNS VOICE OMGOGMOGMGOMOGGMO
Oh god
a bunch of people's entire lives spent on the technology to make a laser cutter, only to have it used for ham and cheese van diesel
I mean I'd die happy
Years put to good use
How about my uncle's Daihatsu van gasoline?
What’s your point this is a great use of time and technology
Lives well spent I'd say
You should make another one of cameraman John and that’ll be his face reveal
Jordan Greene this was camera man johns face reveal
@@dosuchiha9994 your pfp goes perfectly with the comment
Plot twist Cameraman John is actually Micheal Reeves
@@jojo-jm9gh, plot twist, this is really a video about my penis reveal.
My penis is unbelievably small, but except michal has been on screen with John before
I'd just get that cast into a big block of clear acrylic resin, and then display that it somewhere in the house.
i'd get it burnt. oh wait...
@@_ikako_ Ouch.
I love the sort of beat visualizer thing you did with him at the end. Maybe you could sculpt the Rock out of rock or something in the future
make a fire extinguisher that is actually a flame thrower.
Yes!
@Austin Friedner yes
That may cause PTSD (Will's house burnt down)
Imagine if something caught on fire and you got the extinguishers mixed up.
Tkor has a video on how to make one
The ham that didn’t get used is now Bin Diesel.
Made my day
Bin Cheezel would have been better, but still 9/10. Fine work, ol chap
stolen from comment Scratch that
Can I get 5,000 subs for no reason? ? What do you mean it’s stolen?
Stolen f88k you
I truly believe you should've cast the entire thing in a giant clear resin mold. *family is forever*
Imagine being an animal and just dying for u to be built into vin diesel 💀💀
I would be proud animal
no i wouldn't imagine
Did you... did you say "this is hams down the grossest thing we've ever done"?
I didn't think it was possible to love you more than I currently do
I instantly liked the video when I heard that
Aaron Margolis I had to rewatch it around 5 times times to make sure that it was intentional.
William Osman’s Mom: Don’t play with your food
William Osman:
William Osmom?
William Osman’s mom: get out of my motor home please
@@Tunkkis yo that's a good one lpl
The perfect sandwich doesn’t exi-
I don’t need hope just ham-ily
this was the first video i ever saw of this channel and it was a great one to start off on
Imagine robbing the house and seeing that in a table 😂🤣
i wouldn't ask any questions
And William osman is just wearing a shrek mask.
I got some bad news for any prospective robbers
I would unrob
"Here lies the last man who robbed me"
I laughed way to hard at this. What a funny idea.
Sloppy Seal huh?
I giggled because I saw the word Vegetarian whilst on a Ham & Cheese video x'3
StereotypicalShea it is a little funny but uh, vegetarians/vegans can watch videos like this without getting triggered and screaming about animal flesh being wasted and such :p idk if that's what you meant but, just in case dude
Oh. Not all vegans are out to convert meat eaters. I understand that everyone has their preferences and I respect that. Just hope they respect my decisions. :)
Kieron Lol, exactly. Most of us are pretty chill.
This is the quality content I pay my phone bill for....it's also the kind of content I watch late at night wondering how I got here and will never mention it because I wouldn't know how to start this conversation.
this is the best thing ive ever seen. honestly ive been dying of laughter the whole time
Vin Cheesel
Retro Gaming Ham N Cheesel
.....................
Vin Chedle?
Retro Gaming because he’s got a cheeseled bod
Ham Cheesel
i liked this before i even watched it, I knew it would be amazing wether it worked or not. William you're such a good egg.
Me: mom can we have vin diesel?
Mom: no we already have vin diesel at home
The vin diesel at home:
outfit your vehicle with pirate ship parts and drive around town blasting the pirates of the Caribbean Water ride sound track.
specifically Track 7 "whale of a tale"
You should make ham out of vin diesel
Karatemario I think that's called cannibalism
Only if you eat him...
HEY IT IS ILLEGAL TO KILL HIM howerver makoing him into ham isn't
"Only if you eat him" i laughed _too_ loud, thank you
PrimePikachu caaaaarl that KILLS people
Hope you’re doing okay William. I just found you maybe 2 weeks ago. I’m sorry about your house and the people that made life miserable afterwards. Hope you’re doing well and will be posting soon. Been watching all of your previous videos and I can’t get enough.
Nothing is stronger than family 🤯
That's one hell of a title
"This is like the worlds grossest protein puzzle" It was right then that I subscribed
Bulklyfe when he said that I got upset that I'll never be as funny as he is
HIS EYES ARE STARING INTO MY SOUL
title: "Laser Cut Vin Diesel Ham and Cheese Sandwich"
3 million people: yes.
Make an electric guitar that shocks you if you play anything BUT Stairway to Heaven.
So it knows every note to stairway and hurts you whenever you play a note that isn't next in the sequence? Do you have to restart if you mess up one note?
That seems like something Micheal Reeves would do
Phillip Shin i was about to comment the same thing lmaooo
You wouldn’t need to because that’s all anyone plays anyway
@@mindichance3117 not in guitar stores tho
It's 2:00 am and this is what I decide to watch when I should be getting sleep
You made the right decision
Max Headroom it's 3 am for me, lol
dang only 1 am for me :P
Almost 5 am
at that 4:48 am grind
I forgot the name of your channel and was in the mood for watching a video from you so I searched up “i made this sculpture using ham”
Because it was the only thing I remembered from you.
7 minutes of my life I can't get back.
I regret nothing.🤣🤣
Epic as usual Will!👍😂
I would love a pineapple sculpture of Johnny Depp.
TheHellpoy THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN.
YES YES YES *YES*
TheHellpoy a pineapple structure made of Johny depp
Enjoy 666 likes
I have to unlike now since someone liked
Therapist: Lazer Cut Ham & Cheese Vin Diesel isn't real. He can't hurt you.
Ham & Cheese Vin Diesel:
Ham and Vin Cheesel
this is the first video of yours I ever watched. a classic
This was my first Wiliam Osman video, and *man.* ...we've come a long way.
So this channel just popped up in my feed and i couldn't be happier about it.
First off, never take life too seriously, or you will never make ham sculptures as rad as this.
Second, if Vin Diesel said he didn't appreciate this then he would be lying; anyone who has a busty bust of them created in meat should feel honoured.
Third, you are doing great things, loving this channel, I will be watching your older videos.
And lastly I have always wanted to see a Butter Robot made out of butter knives, new favourite if you can make that happen
This was the first video of Osman’s that I ever watched. Could not have had a better introduction.
This was the first video I saw on this channel! I can't believe it's 3 years
This is super sick, please do more
Has science gone too far?
I think so Norvan
NO.
Norvan Gorgi The answer lies in the first two letters of your name
Science went too ham
Can you laser cut cut potato chips out of a potato or other potato like things?
YES like in big hero 6! :D plz do it!
Out of other potato chips haha
Robert Hunt bite me
Potato Who let this spud on the internet?
Robert Hunt I just read that as "laser cut potato chips out of potato chips" lmfao
Cameraman John's animation at the end killed it!
This is the greatest video YT has recommended during quarantine.
honestly i'm amazed that it sort of looks like him
looks like *ham
youtube was recommending this video to me for a really long time so i finally watched and other videos too and man i'm really glad i watched it really great videos keep it up
Rito Orbitt SAAAAME
Wait do u like anime
Hey what anime is your profile picture from is it no game no life that person with wings idk and I really want to know
Mal The wolf yes
william osman: that one guy on youtube that makes a cool video every 4 years
-"And how are you a sandwitch"
-"Family"
Please sculpt a Ham and Cheese sandwich using laser cut cross-sections of Vin Diesel
Nathan Drake oh look at that. he did it
1980: We will flying cars in the future.
2017: Vin Diesel Sandwich
Are you not amazed?
*we will flying cars in the future*
@@YitocukKilic It's even edited
Yitocuk Kilic i nearly died by laughing bc of reading this comment
OMG!!!! I JUST DIED 😆😆😆 THIS IS MY FAVORITE CHANNEL OF ALL TIME AS OF THIS MOMENT
I love William Osman's channel because I always finish rhe videos with thw feeling of wtf did I just watch while knowing exactly what it was, follwed by the question of why. Just, why.
I would put Vin in a small box, cover him with a layer of cling film, fill the cavity with expanding insulation foam, tape the box shut, and send it to the Hydraulic Press Channel.
Another good idea from Restroom Sounds
William Osman did you do it, I really hope so, that would be so great
+William Osman Any update on the fate of this sandwich?
This and the (huudrolic press channel) are the best on youtube.
I guess you could call it...
Vin Cheesel.
get out
*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH* _gasp for air_ *HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA* _dies_
Finding Ninooo get the fuck out
LMAO
Ah so I see.
I never knew I actually needed this.
i love the contrast between michael and william when it comes to leaving ideas in the comments
Nobody:
CZcams recommendations at 3am:
Hey you want to see vin diesel being laser cut as a piece of ham
You make it sound weird
Here we go with the "nobody:" shit again. Just say what you wanna say, no need to make up scenarios
3:05 did he just say "This is hams down"...?
Wesley Thoman its a pun
yes
Arctic Arts oH ReaLLy??
They also referred to the ham as a protein puzzle just before that
Yep
Finally, some good fricking art .
William your the best and I've almost seen all of your vids but my fav is is the cat and the fire one!
Can I get frames of all 54 slides of your vin diesel ham assembly so I can make an audio player that uses ham Vin Diesel as the meter?
Just save the gif off of my website!
Mentelgen Videos I fucking love this
Mentelgen Videos did you ever make it?
This is hams down the grossest thing we've ever done 😂😂😂😂 absolutely love ya keep up the great work👍🏿👍🏿
Rob Dog I read this as he was saying this 😁😁😁
Notyrb me to XD
holy flippin shit that is fuckin INNNNNNNSSSSSAAANNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE$~@!~!~$!$~#!~!~!!~!~!~!!~@!!~!!!!!
SAMME
Steamed hams? 😂
My first video i watched your channel....... I LOVE IT
this may be the greatest osman video to date
the sound I released from my body when the camera did a close up of the sandwich and I saw the googly eyes shoved into vin diesels ham face was unholy
Can you laser cut sheets of jello into a 3D figure of the kool-aid man? +william osman
I like it
William Osman so do I
this masterpiece is as strong as family
This is probably one of the best videos to describe youtube.
I read the title and I was like "this sounds childish and stupid"
Clicks*
20 seconds later:
"I have now reconsidered"
William Osman in a nutshell
This... This is art. This is an art form that should be respected and praised.
I took you 20 seconds it took me 3
the face reminds me of the globglogabgalab
Now I can't unsee it
But why the frick did you have to remind everyone else of that monstrosity?!
Same lpl
Please no
Facts
this video was way ahead of its time
Dude that was sooo awesome!
I have a crazy idea, make a fruit salad by laser cutting fruit slices
ctjet99 WOAH SLOW DOWN BUDDY THATS A LITTLE RISKY! EVEN FOR WILLIAM.
Nah man, clearly the sugar in the fruit would smell absolutely delightful when mildly roasted by a laser
yeah, come back to reality ctjet99
William Osman I reject your reality and substitute my own. therefore I followed your instructions perfectly. Doo iiiit
William Osman oh while I have you here, I have all of the electronics and things for a motorized longboard. If you would ever want to make an electric longboard maybe we could work some sort of trade deal out;)
Laser cut body armor out of random shit and See of it holds up
HowAmI He meant for testing the durability of the armor
This is quite an incredible idea
this video sends of almost as much power as family
"I don't have friends.
I have Ham-ily."
I'll see myself out.
friend: what did you have for breakfast
me:
VIN DIESEL
The most accurate sculpture I have ever seen
I’m digging the high life bottle chillin. Vibes