John Wick: Chapter 2 Pitch Meeting

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  • Step inside the pitch meeting that led to John Wick: Chapter 2!
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    The first John Wick film starring Keanu Reeves was a surprise hit in 2014. Wick’s no-nonsense “gun-fu” fighting style mixed with the mysterious world-building and the satisfaction of seeing someone get revenge for a puppy really struck a chord with audiences, making John Wick Keanu Reeves’ most popular movie since The Matrix trilogy. Naturally, they had to make some sequels. They had no choice in the matter.
    John Wick: Chapter 2 definitely raises some questions though. Like why did John think leaving the life in exchange for something that could bring him back at any time was a good move? Why did Santino want to hire the boogeyman, when the job consisted of walking through a secret tunnel? And why hire him of all people if he knew he was going to double-cross him? Is anybody in this world NOT an assassin? What was with that whole seven bullets scene? Does the dog think they’re just going for a run?
    To answer all these questions and more, step inside the Pitch Meeting that led to John Wick: Chapter 2! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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  • @notme222
    @notme222 Před 2 lety +3686

    Just clicked in. 169 views and 154 upvotes. That's a loyal audience!

  • @Regelos
    @Regelos Před 2 lety +4041

    "Why would they blow up the dogs house" is a line that almost killed me this week.

    • @allinkid
      @allinkid Před 2 lety +42

      the Tilda Swinton after that too... lost it

    • @JeffreyBCampbell
      @JeffreyBCampbell Před 2 lety +36

      If it's John's house, wouldn't it also be the dog's house? So, he was right.

    • @Playingwith3D
      @Playingwith3D Před 2 lety +5

      ya, that one got me right in the funny bone too.

    • @MrTimequake
      @MrTimequake Před 2 lety +8

      OH. Be careful there are a lot of assassin's around

    • @axaaril
      @axaaril Před 2 lety +5

      Same, I'm working and started laughing like crazy 😅

  • @jotheunissen9274
    @jotheunissen9274 Před 2 lety +2758

    "Is anybody NOT an assassin?"
    "Uuuuh... John Wicks dog, he's not an assassin... for now"
    I now need a movie about the dog being an assassin

  • @raydunakin
    @raydunakin Před 2 lety +2767

    "Is anyone NOT an assassin?"
    "John Wick's dog -- he's not an assassin."
    "Oh, what a good boy!"
    "For now..."
    That made me laugh so hard I had to pause the video!

    • @92ross
      @92ross Před 2 lety +4

      100

    • @-VaLaK
      @-VaLaK Před 2 lety +8

      I'll take things that never happened for £100 please Bob 👍

    • @bogdananicescu6051
      @bogdananicescu6051 Před 2 lety +4

      Mee too. Right there. I was in the subway actually

    • @omartaj7010
      @omartaj7010 Před 2 lety +2

      Haha same

    • @badwulff
      @badwulff Před 2 lety +21

      @@-VaLaK Yes, because someone laughing hard at a funny line in a video is _so_ hard to believe and can never happen in any way, shape, or form.

  • @thebiowatchlist
    @thebiowatchlist Před rokem +104

    "How would she have..."
    "There was no way."
    These pitch meetings are genius.

  • @BirbalBonifaceMusoba
    @BirbalBonifaceMusoba Před 2 lety +3143

    "There's Tilda Swinton on the turntable" that just made my night

    • @gibolanzarrote
      @gibolanzarrote Před 2 lety +25

      Oh yeah, look at that...
      Oh whoops!

    • @TechDove
      @TechDove Před 2 lety +21

      Can you explain what this joke means? Idk who that even is

    • @patrickstewart3446
      @patrickstewart3446 Před 2 lety +20

      “What?”
      😁

    • @enigma13ff
      @enigma13ff Před 2 lety +31

      @@TechDove It's super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @LongLiveRahl
      @LongLiveRahl Před 2 lety +10

      @@gibolanzarrote Whoopsie!

  • @francesco8000
    @francesco8000 Před 2 lety +834

    I never thought about the dog having a good time at the end.
    This information has improved the ending significantly.

    • @peterg76yt
      @peterg76yt Před 2 lety +24

      So your expectations were... subverted.

    • @Gildedmuse
      @Gildedmuse Před 2 lety +27

      I haven't even seen the movie, and yet this information has improved my opinion of it.
      He probably missed John so much! And now John is taking him on a run! Yay!

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 Před 2 lety

      We do Old Yeller/ But like Memento.

    • @siegfriedmordrake3229
      @siegfriedmordrake3229 Před 2 lety +1

      You can feel the jolliness in his step

    • @JDazell
      @JDazell Před 2 lety +9

      I feel like I want to watch the whole movie from the dog's perspective.

  • @mintyblur
    @mintyblur Před 2 lety +249

    "Winston's like yeah that's a marker you gotta do whatever this guy says"
    "And John doesn't already know this?"
    "He does yeah, but the audience doesn't"
    "Oh very thoughtful of him!"

  • @raydunakin
    @raydunakin Před 2 lety +149

    "Well, that explains the Six Flags ban..." LOL!!!

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 Před 2 lety +5

      I heard there's a ride there that does a backflip.
      It snapped a guy's neck once.
      Or so Dave would say.

    • @carl-magnuscarlsson7713
      @carl-magnuscarlsson7713 Před 2 lety +1

      So , John wick is a parody.?

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 Před 2 lety +3

      ​@@carl-magnuscarlsson7713 No, Matrix is Zap. And Captain Jack is parrotty. Er...piratey.

  • @The-Rest-of-Us
    @The-Rest-of-Us Před 2 lety +1939

    A universe where everyone’s an assassin is like the Ryanverse but with assassins.

    • @Dampfaeus
      @Dampfaeus Před 2 lety +32

      I am pretty sure the Ryanverse is like a Ryanverse but with assassins.

    • @JachAnen
      @JachAnen Před 2 lety +19

      Then again, if everyone in the Ryanverse are assassins, we probably wouldn't know

    • @DS-tv2fi
      @DS-tv2fi Před 2 lety +20

      He did hire that guy to do a murder on someone…

    • @thehumanspider7
      @thehumanspider7 Před 2 lety +5

      @@DS-tv2fiBut that guy thought it was a travel agent situation.

    • @DS-tv2fi
      @DS-tv2fi Před 2 lety +5

      @@thehumanspider7 And the fact that the work day ended before the job got done.

  • @kstepko
    @kstepko Před 2 lety +831

    “In the first movie they killed his dog and in this one, they blow up his house.”
    “Why would they blow up the dog’s house?”
    🤣 I laughed way too hard at this.💀

    • @jakob7211
      @jakob7211 Před 2 lety +6

      That's indeed Ryans humor an I love it

    • @jackburton5
      @jackburton5 Před 2 lety +4

      Me too absolutely loved it, I was crying 😂

    • @charlesthomas9294
      @charlesthomas9294 Před rokem +4

      It's a classic setup, but perfectly delivered.

  • @piplup10203854
    @piplup10203854 Před 2 lety +245

    I love these. "Well he's very good at hitting his target so he knows what he's doing." and then the reply with, "Oh no he misses." Had me laughing so much xD the silencer part of the movie is just absolutely ridiculous lol

  • @darcyrix-hayes8725
    @darcyrix-hayes8725 Před 2 lety +186

    I appreciate you harping on the flash mob moment and that basically everyone is an assassin. It's a cool universe but sometimes too silly!

  • @neonswitchblade
    @neonswitchblade Před 2 lety +407

    After 260+ episodes, it still boggles my mind when I see a new Pitch Meeting of a recent, popular movie. I'm like, "Wait, that movie hasn't been done yet!?"

    • @JasonON
      @JasonON Před 2 lety +20

      I want to see some on older classic movies: Jaws, The Terminator, Predator, Star Wars, etc. That would be tight!

    • @neonswitchblade
      @neonswitchblade Před 2 lety +3

      @@JasonON Absolutely! Could dress the part. Should be super easy...

    • @Interestking
      @Interestking Před 2 lety +2

      @@JasonON He did Star Wars already.

    • @JasonON
      @JasonON Před 2 lety +2

      @@Interestking okay, then ... Conan the Barbarian. It doesn't matter as long as some older flicks are covered. How about Inner Space? Or, Flight of the Navigator or Mars Attacks. Oh my gods, I'd love to see someone cover Mars Attacks.

    • @ghosttheripper8656
      @ghosttheripper8656 Před 2 lety +1

      @@neonswitchblade … barely an inconvenience

  • @glassbakeware
    @glassbakeware Před 2 lety +1180

    "They're called silencers so it makes the guns entirely silent"
    "I don't think that's how suppressors work"
    "I'm going to need you to get all the way off my back about this"

    • @hassathunter2464
      @hassathunter2464 Před 2 lety +55

      "Let me suppress my opinion on this scene."
      "See! Silence!"

    • @malcolmcox18
      @malcolmcox18 Před 2 lety +19

      Maybe it's some type secret black market fully silenced silencer and bullets 🤣🤣

    • @Alexagrigorieff
      @Alexagrigorieff Před 2 lety +9

      @@hassathunter2464 "Silence!!!" - Frau Farbissina

    • @lwivv9052
      @lwivv9052 Před 2 lety +25

      I appreciate someone actually mocking the absurd level of noise suppression silencers/suppressors are always shown as having in TV and Film. It's like people falling 10 stories but surviving because they landed in water. Tropes SO not based on anything remotely approaching reality, yet used ALL the time and almost never subverted.

    • @cmdraftbrn
      @cmdraftbrn Před 2 lety +2

      silince! i keel you! -achmed

  • @jeffreytackett3922
    @jeffreytackett3922 Před 2 lety +341

    "Of course. I've seen movies."
    This is an astoundingly deep and descriptive phrase, which managed to relay a tremendous amount of information with just 5 words. Bravo.

  • @shekharpandey1740
    @shekharpandey1740 Před 2 lety +56

    2:26 "This guy is vey good for funeral industry"
    This literally caught me of gaurd😂😂😂

  • @queendsheena1
    @queendsheena1 Před 2 lety +251

    "This guy is great for the funeral industry." Love this show.

    • @Wolf-ln1ml
      @Wolf-ln1ml Před 2 lety

      Yeah, for the whole 5 morticians worldwide who aren't assassins 🤣

  • @FreeStyle786
    @FreeStyle786 Před 2 lety +201

    (3:47) “…guns with silencers still make a decent amount of noise”… I totally blame Hollywood for the misconception that a silencer on a gun only makes a small PEW sound

    • @scottslotterbeck3796
      @scottslotterbeck3796 Před 2 lety +28

      If that! I love how a pillow can do the same thing.

    • @FreeStyle786
      @FreeStyle786 Před 2 lety +26

      @@scottslotterbeck3796 ahh yes the pillow… the best make-shift silencer; so good you wouldn’t even hear a shotgun firing

    • @drshoe8744
      @drshoe8744 Před 2 lety +5

      Yeah, I guess if you use enough Lube, you can't hear the slide racking, but what about the empty cartridges being ejected and the brass hitting the floor? Oh Wait, yeah, Pillows again!

    • @DeusVultGamer
      @DeusVultGamer Před 2 lety +24

      Which bothers me more knowing how accurate the gunplay was depicted in the first John Wick.

    • @leonpaelinck
      @leonpaelinck Před 2 lety +9

      @@DeusVultGamer chapter 3 has realistic water shooting

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 2 lety +491

    "John Wick's dog, he's not an assassin"
    "For now"
    Who knows, it's more possible, than not in this universe.

    • @yourmum69_420
      @yourmum69_420 Před 2 lety +5

      I'm pretty sure I already saw him using dogs to ill ppl in the JW3 trailers

    • @ofAwxen
      @ofAwxen Před 2 lety +8

      Halle Berry's dogs are assassins so it's only a matter of time.

    • @nathannix3217
      @nathannix3217 Před 2 lety

      First time I’ve seen a reply thread of yours that isn’t in the triple digits

    • @iGaveLiaHIV
      @iGaveLiaHIV Před 2 lety

      @@yourmum69_420 lol what have you not seen the movie

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 Před 2 lety +2

      Aint nothin in the rule book sez a dog can't play in the Assassin's League.

  • @WiLDCHiLD.
    @WiLDCHiLD. Před 2 lety +54

    4:25 "They're both in another movie together!" "They sure are, sir!" That double nod/bow he does always gets me! 🤣

  • @AnimationGoneWrong
    @AnimationGoneWrong Před 2 lety +348

    OMG... hilarious!
    "It's like bumper cars, but with murder."
    "It there any other kind?"
    "Yes".

    • @MentalAmanda
      @MentalAmanda Před 2 lety +17

      I've been doing it wrong my whole life.....

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 Před 2 lety +1

      There's Blindperson's Bumpercars of Manslaughter

    • @georgeblair3894
      @georgeblair3894 Před 2 lety +2

      "That explains the Six Flags ban"

  • @AlejandroLZuvic
    @AlejandroLZuvic Před 2 lety +2292

    "They could swing an election"
    "Like with a strategic political assassination?"
    "No, just sheer numbers"
    I'm dying LOL

    • @alm2187
      @alm2187 Před 2 lety +29

      It would explain that should-be gap in the Presidential Hall of Portraits. Donaldites nearly killed the world and assassinated common decency.

    • @soraceant
      @soraceant Před 2 lety +64

      @@alm2187 please just shut up. Nobody cares

    • @cordelial.6249
      @cordelial.6249 Před 2 lety +29

      @@alm2187 XD And now you have the "most popular President" with 38% approval rating.... Yup, it was Trump who cheated

    • @TheTinkeringMachinist
      @TheTinkeringMachinist Před 2 lety +26

      @@cordelial.6249 Lol try 22% in the last poll... its dropping by the hour.

    • @thelegend8153
      @thelegend8153 Před 2 lety +5

      @@TheTinkeringMachinist eesh, it's been less than a year

  • @DominickRuocco
    @DominickRuocco Před 2 lety +75

    I can't get enough of these Pitch Meeting's. Waiting for the "Super easy. Barely an inconvenience." is always my favorite part.

    • @db336
      @db336 Před 2 lety +1

      Waiting is TIGHT!

    • @omegarugal9283
      @omegarugal9283 Před rokem

      my personal favorite is nuns are tight... cause is true

  • @ppunion
    @ppunion Před 2 lety +54

    "Let's not go over the top with the 3rd one!"
    That had me laughing so hard that I got winded. I love the pitch meeting videos.

  • @diondwamena6667
    @diondwamena6667 Před 2 lety +343

    When he said Tilda Swinton on the turntables, they looked so alike I actually checked the cast list of John Wick: Chapter 2 to see if she was actually in the movie. You may not have meant to but you got me good Ryan... you got me good.

    • @hermask815
      @hermask815 Před 2 lety +16

      Well, she played with him in “Constantine”, which also had some action, so she’d do a cameo, I guess.

    • @Malthizar
      @Malthizar Před 2 lety +18

      Getting people good is *TIGHT*

    • @aikhangchong9450
      @aikhangchong9450 Před 2 lety

      @@Malthizar s

    • @3DMasterST
      @3DMasterST Před 2 lety +3

      Sometimes known people are making cameo in the films without being listed in the credits.

    • @ThreadBomb
      @ThreadBomb Před 2 lety +4

      The DJ isn't credited on IMDb, so possibly it is Tilda.

  • @mlt9801
    @mlt9801 Před 2 lety +580

    “John Wick’s Dog, He’s Not An Assassin”
    “Awe, Good Boy”
    “Fur Now”
    I see what you did there

  • @mr.wilson9941
    @mr.wilson9941 Před 2 lety +21

    This movie had extreme "vampire the masquerade" vibes. An underground organisation that secretly controls everything, safe houses Where killing is an absolute no go, blood hunts, a network of spies and informants living in the sewers, exclusive parties in some ruins in rome. I dont know if this is a coincidemce but these things make John wick 2 my favourite of the series.

    • @siegfriedmordrake3229
      @siegfriedmordrake3229 Před 2 lety +3

      You know what? I never thought about that but you're totally right!

    • @mikerivers7559
      @mikerivers7559 Před 11 měsíci

      Hey good call! I never realized that! And I even watched the TV show back in the 90's.

  • @butcherboy2008
    @butcherboy2008 Před 2 lety +6

    3:16 Hey. Hey. Hey. It's called a hobby.

  • @Horatius333
    @Horatius333 Před 2 lety +362

    Ryan George's skits are one of the few pleasures left untouched on CZcams.

    • @imdonglkr8131
      @imdonglkr8131 Před 2 lety +26

      Pleasures are tight!!

    • @jainalmiraz5409
      @jainalmiraz5409 Před 2 lety +7

      @@imdonglkr8131 hmmmmmmmm

    • @RyanLaFevre
      @RyanLaFevre Před 2 lety +8

      I bet youtube execs were just watching Ryan George videos when they decided to remove the dislike count. They just thought, "What's the use of a counter that only goes up to zero? Let's just get rid of that thing.

    • @imdonglkr8131
      @imdonglkr8131 Před 2 lety +4

      @@RyanLaFevre another Ryan commenting on another Ryan's videos is tight!!!

    • @CASPB
      @CASPB Před 2 lety

      Correct😊

  • @naamadossantossilva4736
    @naamadossantossilva4736 Před 2 lety +166

    "block off access to normal civilians"
    Do these even exist in the John Wick world?

    • @benzaiten933
      @benzaiten933 Před 2 lety +28

      normal civilians just aren't assassin's yet.

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 Před 2 lety +5

      The Reserve Assassins Corps(e)?

    • @siegfriedmordrake3229
      @siegfriedmordrake3229 Před 2 lety +22

      Plot twist : everyone is an assassin and they're all living in a virtual world controlled by machines. At the end, John drives a bus 100 miles per hour downtown and goes surfing

    • @Carewolf
      @Carewolf Před 2 lety +6

      @@siegfriedmordrake3229 That is barely a plot twist at this point. It just how how the John Wick world works.

    • @harveylong5878
      @harveylong5878 Před 2 lety +4

      @@siegfriedmordrake3229 the real twist being a time travelling phone booth to just before his dog gets killed

  • @SunnyGoodbye
    @SunnyGoodbye Před 2 lety +3

    5:03 something about the way he says "me too" is just so funny

  • @craycrayirl9492
    @craycrayirl9492 Před 2 lety +18

    This was one of my favorite Pitch Meetings. It’s amazing to me that Ryan can keep making these every week and the quality never drops off.

    • @inr9751
      @inr9751 Před 2 lety +2

      Idk, I feel like he could've riffed on a lot more stuff in this movie. Like the fact that the assasin chick is deaf apparently and that doesn't hinder her or anything. A bunch of fun moments was skipped as well, like the gun sommelier scene.

    • @andrewfrankovic6821
      @andrewfrankovic6821 Před rokem

      @@inr9751 Paying attention is frightfully hard work.

  • @ethansomething9365
    @ethansomething9365 Před 2 lety +380

    “Well then John shoots santino in the head at the continental which is not allowed in the world of assassins”
    “Oh yeah why’d he do that?”
    “To set up the next movie!”
    “Well that’s thoughtful of him.”
    Perfect... absolutely perfect 😂

  • @sauditate4562
    @sauditate4562 Před 2 lety +74

    gunsmith:
    "how many guns do you need"
    director:
    "YES!"

  • @jackjackmckean3791
    @jackjackmckean3791 Před 2 lety +9

    Your pitch meetings are the only videos that poke holes into my favorite movies while still being hilarious and entertaining. Thank you Ryan, genuinely.

  • @madsam7582
    @madsam7582 Před 9 měsíci +4

    Tilda Swinton looking like a Hyperactive mop.
    -What??
    I laugh every time.

  • @chrisfitch972
    @chrisfitch972 Před 2 lety +51

    "couldn't he just fight someone with his hands and take their gun?"
    "Irrelevant!!"
    "I mean it's kind of relevant..."

    • @thelisanalgaib9702
      @thelisanalgaib9702 Před 2 lety +2

      or use a couple of pencils laying about

    • @BWintJack
      @BWintJack Před 2 lety +1

      I feel like that exchange is iconic - Ryan should include it regularly.

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 Před 2 lety +2

      Well it's not _not_ relevant.

  • @brianlindstrand934
    @brianlindstrand934 Před 2 lety +26

    "Of course, I've seen movies."
    Perfect.

  • @chrislandrum4032
    @chrislandrum4032 Před 2 lety +10

    This guys consistency to be so on point is unprecedented. And kudos for not switching up over the years, I’m super addicted to your videos and I got all my friends on your channel now, which to be honest is like 6 people.

  • @charliestackhouse6564
    @charliestackhouse6564 Před 2 lety +21

    How does he literally never miss with these pitch meetings 😂

  • @DrFOJ
    @DrFOJ Před 2 lety +393

    "Is anyone not an assassin?"
    "John Wick's dog, he's not an assassin...."
    "Oh good boy"
    "......for now"
    "What?!"
    This is not the kinda clip you wanna watch when you're having a drink

    • @alm2187
      @alm2187 Před 2 lety +6

      And there is at least one lethal attack dog in the third one so it comes close to coming true.

    • @jw8160
      @jw8160 Před 2 lety +3

      Snorting a drink through your nose due to laughter is tight.

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 Před 2 lety +106

    Ryan: "Some people keep asking me if I'm back. Well, I guess I'm back!"
    Wow wow wow!

    • @Interestking
      @Interestking Před 2 lety +2

      I'll get off your back about it then!
      I wasn't actually one of the people asking Ryan, but I couldn't pass up such a perfect opportunity.

  • @RichBaker
    @RichBaker Před 2 lety +10

    I am a huge fan of your work. I rewatch pitch meetings and the sketches on your channel regularly as comfort viewing.
    If you're ever in the mood to lambast a classic sci-fi, I recommend 1986's The Running Man. Its got so much to skewer. One of my all time favorites.
    Regardless, thank you for all your work. It means a lot to so many of us.

  • @Blocparty01
    @Blocparty01 Před 2 lety +6

    Best part is knowing that John's dog probably had a good time at the end.

  • @Dreadroberts
    @Dreadroberts Před 2 lety +104

    "Ohhh, it was a book this whole time."
    "No it wasn't so at the beginning of the movie--"
    I'm fucking dead.

  • @christopherverhoef9112
    @christopherverhoef9112 Před 2 lety +61

    "So then we're going to have this funny scene where they're shooting at each other with silencers and everyone around them's completely oblivious!"
    "I mean, guns with silencers still make a decent amount of noise."
    "This is New York, sir, they've seen everything. You could ride a horse down the street there and no one would bat an eye!"

    • @RoyWiggins
      @RoyWiggins Před 2 lety +18

      yes the movie is much better if you decide that in its universe, New Yorkers are just so used to assassins running around everywhere that they can't be bothered to react

    • @jpesmar
      @jpesmar Před 2 lety +6

      @@RoyWiggins So, New York is really just Chicago? Got it.

  • @clank1013
    @clank1013 Před 2 lety +5

    "why would they blow up the dogs house?" had me dying! LOL

  • @cpljimmyneutron
    @cpljimmyneutron Před 2 lety +3

    3:50 I was so hopping you would get this correct when you started to say it. Guns with "silencers" still make a ton of noise, because silencers do NOT exist. Suppressors do, and they are capable of taking a gunshot sound from deafening, to eardrums have a chance of surviving loud. Seriously, a gunshot is about 180db, with a suppressor it is still at least 150db. For once I want a movie to get this correct.

  • @MatiZ815
    @MatiZ815 Před 2 lety +41

    The writers of John Wick took Michael Scott's advice to heart:
    "Think about this: what is the most exciting thing that can happen on TV or in movies, or in real life? Somebody has a gun. That's why I always start with a gun, because you can't top it. You just can't"

  • @ceilinh6004
    @ceilinh6004 Před 2 lety +214

    I enjoyed learning more of producer guy's murderous backstory.
    Backstory is tight.

    • @havelockvetinari3032
      @havelockvetinari3032 Před 2 lety +12

      I believe both have canonically killed someone.

    • @Hennerz177
      @Hennerz177 Před 2 lety +17

      @@The_Muffin_Man Whoopsie!

    • @laufsteakmodel
      @laufsteakmodel Před 2 lety +18

      I hope their alibis are tight

    • @ceilinh6004
      @ceilinh6004 Před 2 lety +2

      @@laufsteakmodel I see what you did there. Well done.

    • @Wolky324
      @Wolky324 Před 2 lety +6

      When he buys Canada he can flee there and take away extradition

  • @CarterDeLeo
    @CarterDeLeo Před 2 lety +6

    6:12 there's no need to block off access to normal civilians when everyone on Earth is an assassin!

  • @mrinalkantimishra1618
    @mrinalkantimishra1618 Před 2 lety +1

    Just saw the movie yesterday and was searching for this video. Great job.

  • @pwolfie8603
    @pwolfie8603 Před 2 lety +22

    1:17 the sincerity of that line makes it 10x funnier

  • @truththatlies
    @truththatlies Před 2 lety +129

    That producer line "oh really??" After writer's "super easy, barely an inconvenient" is so funny to me 😆😂😆

    • @alphabetsoup6681
      @alphabetsoup6681 Před 2 lety +6

      It’s made its way into daily conversation at my house

    • @elisa9833
      @elisa9833 Před 2 lety +2

      It gets me every time!

  • @hellofrominside8524
    @hellofrominside8524 Před 2 lety +3

    The cut at "because he's an assassin too." was perfect

  • @malcelinho
    @malcelinho Před 2 lety +1

    I love when Producer Guy gets excited, like when he's talking about the secret mainstream organizations

  • @HriskataXcell
    @HriskataXcell Před 2 lety +85

    "The lighting is crazy, there's a bunch of people, there's Tilda Swinton on the turntable" that line with the clip had me literally laughing out loud!
    Great work as always Ryan!!

  • @ryza1014
    @ryza1014 Před 2 lety +21

    "That explains the 6 Flags ban..."
    "You might be going to jail."
    Nearly spit my drink at my computer screen lol.

  • @WiLDCHiLD.
    @WiLDCHiLD. Před 2 lety +5

    2:20 "The lighting is crazy. There's a bunch of people. There's Tilda Swinton on the turntables." The producer and I said "what?" at the same time! I had to rewind and slow it down, I even went on the IMDb page to see if that was really her! Disappointed it wasn't her, but it still would've been cool if it really was her. 😅🤣

  • @Philaster3000
    @Philaster3000 Před rokem +2

    You absolutely nailed it. I watched this movie thinking "Is everyone in New York an assassin?"

  • @Matej_Sojka
    @Matej_Sojka Před 2 lety +135

    Actually the seven bullets does come into play. The eight bullet would have killed Santino in the museum but because John Wick did not have another shot to reload the fight went all they way to continental and John was excommunicated because of it.

    • @BSOBN
      @BSOBN Před 2 lety +21

      Also it comes into play as the penance that Bowery King has to pay - 7 Cuts.

    • @deaconstjohn4842
      @deaconstjohn4842 Před 2 lety

      Stil don’t get it

    • @izhamsham843
      @izhamsham843 Před rokem

      @@BSOBN In hindsight, Bowery King should just have given John 2 bullets. Well, one bullet would be the second least painful, but that would be just bad story writing.

    • @scorpiusbalthazar4327
      @scorpiusbalthazar4327 Před rokem +2

      @@deaconstjohn4842 If he had one more bullet he wouldn't have killed Santino in the hotel thus he wouldn't have gotten excommunicated.

    • @yourmum69_420
      @yourmum69_420 Před rokem +2

      he shot so many times in between then though

  • @markglass9123
    @markglass9123 Před 9 měsíci

    "Barely an inconvenience" always lands a solid punch in your pitches I've seen, and serves as a great running gag that encapsulates what you're doing so well.

  • @freakadelic7495
    @freakadelic7495 Před 2 lety +5

    Ought to have included:
    "He goes through this concert shooting guys who don't shoot at him UNTIL they're in frame."
    "Why not?"
    "Cuz then he'd be dead already if they shot at him while safely further away from him and the movie would be over."
    "That works!"

  • @han090
    @han090 Před 2 lety +22

    Riding a horse was one of the most grounded things that happens in that movie!

  • @cutlet7127
    @cutlet7127 Před 2 lety +18

    The "There's Tilda Swinton on the turntable" caught me off guard.

  • @camerongalloway518
    @camerongalloway518 Před 2 lety +2

    2:33 just noticed Ryan's been standing this whole time

  • @JonatanKipKipowsky
    @JonatanKipKipowsky Před 2 lety +4

    Best line: ”Is anyone NOT an assassin..?” 😂

  • @NKA23
    @NKA23 Před 2 lety +64

    That "debt seal deal" that Santino has on John Wick works this way: Santino helped John Wick to retire, so now he OWES Santino and if he comes out of retirement ever again (for what ever reason), Santino can claim Wick's debt in form of ordering him to kill someone and there is no way Wick could refuse that kill contract. It does make sense and it's not even that bad of a deal. Unfortunately for John, he came out of retirement by taking out this entire Russian mob clan in the first movie. So his debt came due.

    • @thedreamscripter4002
      @thedreamscripter4002 Před 2 lety +7

      Well, that was far from entire clan, as we see in second and third movies, but in everything else you are right. The main idea of all John Wick's franchise is how he desperately tries to leave that underworld and how it swamps him more and more with each John's move

    • @you_tubeslonelyheartsclubband
      @you_tubeslonelyheartsclubband Před 2 lety +1

      I get more and more unnerved when I see the name Santino(mostly because that's also my name).

  • @neoluthuli3254
    @neoluthuli3254 Před 2 lety +15

    "It was a book this whole time"
    That why he is a literally God in this movie

  • @CtrlAltDel04
    @CtrlAltDel04 Před 2 lety

    Simply brilliant.

  • @GS-lq2is
    @GS-lq2is Před 2 lety +1

    3:22 - the "huh!"s are priceless

  • @ignaciotaborda6538
    @ignaciotaborda6538 Před 2 lety +21

    5:22 I love this face and the tone in it, it transmits perfectly the "poor thing didn't even have a chance"

  • @donb4794
    @donb4794 Před 2 lety +7

    "There is Tilda Swinton on the turntables". Noooo man why is Ms Swinton catching strays Lmao

  • @crashh9270
    @crashh9270 Před 2 lety +3

    Not sure why but the “Ohhhh so it was a book this whole time” line just makes me laugh so hard 😂

  • @stephenaitchison4561
    @stephenaitchison4561 Před 2 lety

    I have searched John Wick 2 pitch meeting like 200 times waiting for it to be uploaded. Excellent. Can’t wait for Chapter 3, and eventually 4.

  • @ComboSmooth
    @ComboSmooth Před 2 lety +13

    I also had a "wtf?" face on when Ruby Rose who is about half Reeve's size turned out to be the final henchman, but then pretty quickly K-Reeves just picks her up and just chucks her through a mirror.

  • @lifotheparty6195
    @lifotheparty6195 Před 2 lety +46

    “The dog’s probably having a pretty good time.”
    The only thing that matters

  • @Kaushal71
    @Kaushal71 Před 2 lety +5

    0:53 Santino said if you had stayed retired I would have respected ,this means because John was on hunt in first movie he was forced to get back to work . It was a very good planning .

  • @shaymayo6
    @shaymayo6 Před 2 lety

    this saves so much time watching these movies.
    and it makes them so much better, too.

  • @BravoHalcyon
    @BravoHalcyon Před 2 lety +14

    These two have some of the best on-screen chemistry I've ever seen! When they're talking it almost seems like they are one.

  • @johnheitmuller5386
    @johnheitmuller5386 Před 2 lety +20

    Pitch Ryan never mentioned it was a 'her' in his "Battle of strength between him and someone else who is 95 lbs lighter than him," but Producer Ryan knew it was a her. Tight.

  • @shawnparrish1999
    @shawnparrish1999 Před 11 měsíci

    This is the best "Pitch Meeting" ever. So good.

  • @Geohillierneo
    @Geohillierneo Před 2 lety

    Tilda Swinton on the turntable, "what?" 🤣 lmao

  • @randomcomentor16
    @randomcomentor16 Před 2 lety +60

    I still think we need a pitch meeting of the movie 'The Room'

    • @anotherone7924
      @anotherone7924 Před 2 lety +2

      Yes, please! 😂😂😂

    • @PuppyMonsters
      @PuppyMonsters Před 2 lety +12

      Why would you make Ryan watch that? What has he ever done to you?

    • @EMurph42
      @EMurph42 Před 2 lety +7

      That might take an hour to break down all the inconsistencies, but I’d absolutely love it. Otherwis

    • @Hair8Metal8Karen
      @Hair8Metal8Karen Před 2 lety +3

      @@EMurph42 opposite of a problem

    • @jamesmontgomery8347
      @jamesmontgomery8347 Před 2 lety +2

      You are my rose 🌹

  • @jedmachirus2036
    @jedmachirus2036 Před 2 lety +5

    “Like bumper cars but with murder” 🤣

  • @playtime5234
    @playtime5234 Před 2 lety

    Love your enthusiasm

  • @alanh8664
    @alanh8664 Před 2 lety

    That was great to watch, barely an inconvenience

  • @thepaperninja3123
    @thepaperninja3123 Před 2 lety +3

    0:19 that laugh tho 💀💀

  • @satyamjagtapedits
    @satyamjagtapedits Před 2 lety +24

    I am a loyal fan I literally binge watched every single pitch meeting in past 4 days not gonna lie. I also started binge watching Ryan's channel. I need more of this content please.

  • @Storm-zm9pp
    @Storm-zm9pp Před 2 lety +1

    “Homeless People Assassin Network”
    So many good uses for this line

  • @Scientist_Salarian
    @Scientist_Salarian Před 2 lety +2

    Wow! This is the first time I’ve heard a non-gun channel correctly state that silencers don’t make guns silent. They’re still quiet loud, but you won’t get your eardrums ruptured if you have to fire one without hearing protection. Big props for that!

  • @PippiOnePointOh
    @PippiOnePointOh Před 2 lety +16

    Producer Guy’s home life is a straight up nightmare.

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 Před 2 lety +2

      Worse. His nightmares repeat, as in _Groundhop Day_
      They're on Cthuloop.

  • @quankhanh8533
    @quankhanh8533 Před 2 lety +11

    5:50 - 6:20 was basically me at 2 AM trying to convince myself of the scene and finally went to sleep

  • @eacalvert
    @eacalvert Před 2 lety

    Ryan just wanted to let you know I work at call center. I try to at least once a day work in "it'll be super easy, barely inconvenience". I can always tell when ppl get the reference b/c there'll be a pause but then some customers do actually follow it up "oh really?"

  • @bignoknow
    @bignoknow Před 2 lety

    So good

  • @cleveranonym74
    @cleveranonym74 Před 2 lety +3

    - Of course, I've seen movies.
    - Me too.
    That was kinda deep.

  • @vhvelazquez7187
    @vhvelazquez7187 Před 2 lety +4

    Sin City pitch meeting!!!

  • @nichtdevid
    @nichtdevid Před rokem +10

    Actually the "7 bullets thing" is a thing. The gag is:
    Giovanni in fact just uses them, like, well: in the first 5 seconds. Gun is instantly empty.
    Does it stop him? Nah.

    • @Pikkabuu
      @Pikkabuu Před rokem +1

      Well that is the point made in this video. Wick could have attacked an isolated guard and boom. He has a gun.
      No need to make deals.

  • @AtheistPirate
    @AtheistPirate Před 2 lety

    Reminds me of that Slayers episode with the cruise ship full of assassins (literally everyone but the protagonists).