John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum Pitch Meeting
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With the first John Wick being such a surprise hit at the box office in 2014, Hollywood had no choice but to immediately green-light some more. Fans of the Keanu Reeves movie were given John Wick: Chapter Two and then John Wick: Chapter Three - Parabellum, which had a neat little latin word on the end for its title for some reason. Pretty neat, I guess!
John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum definitely raises some questions. Like why did John head directly to one of the most people-dense places on Earth when trying to hide from assassins? How did he get so much done in the 60 minutes before his excommunicado status? Why does everybody insist on talking to John Wick before trying to kill him? Did he just slap a horse? How many favors and symbolic doohickeys does this guy have up his sleeve?
To answer all these questions and more, step inside the Pitch Meeting that led to John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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Screen Rant... that one should be a hoot.
Corporate Exec: "Can't those guys just shoot the horse?"
Movie Pitcher: "Well we wouldn't want to see any animal violence in the John Wick franchise...oh wait"
Yes, they can shoot the horse, of course
But they won't shoot the horse, of course
Because...reasons...?
I mean, they probably remember the last time someone hurt an animal belonging to John Wick.
‘Cause they know horses are badass
we also never explicitly see the dog die. if they shot the horse it be right on screen and then ppl would be sad and mad lol
Knowing what happened when John's days old puppy got killed, I too would be hesitant to shoot any animal close to him in any way. Even if it was just a random horse he was riding.
"So he's killing people with RESPECT now?"- this line is amazing
Literally. 🙂 (One line)
"still counts" 😂😂😂
Seconded
Kindness wasn't working anymore.
Except it wasn't actually a line.... just saying
Doesn't feel like a secret, or underground organization, when literally everyone is in it. This franchise is going to turn into John wick of the Caribbean.
Here's the only difference: the action is too good to ignore.
@@jeremiahbell6129 it was too over the top in this movie, it’s starting to get annoying
@@MrGNugget Yeah, it's definitely lost much of the gritty, down to earth realism from the first movie. I'll most likely watch the 4th one, but the series is dangerously bordering Fast and Furious level of jumping the shark.
I truly hate this movie. They ruined whole francize allready. Cant see how fourth movie could do any better.
Dialoge from John Wick 4: "What you are not part of the secret asassin organisation? I havn't met one in jears"
“The John Wick series will never end!”
Endless supply of pitch meetings! 😍
Job security!
"John Wick and Morty for (be-elch) a hundred years!"
WITH ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL!
That's the glass half full spirit! :-)
I watched John Wick 1, and decided from now on, Pitch Meetings are all the John Wick I need.
Ryan is doing the world a great service by watching these films so the rest of us don't have to.
"Did I say doodad? I meant doohickey."
That does change everything. I'm waiting for part 4 so they can introduce some whosits and whatchamacallits.
hope they bring in the thingymajigs
A doodad is an item or tool that makes something easier.
A doohickey is an item or tool that makes something happen.
A whosits is a person you don't know.
A whatchamacallits is a candy bar.
Hope this handy guide helped.
@Chris Handsome xd
@@foxheadl169 But what about doodoo?
Then he'll have Ariel trying to kill him.
"How long is this 60 minute timer?" A normally delivered line that's still hilarious!
They probably got their timers from Lord Freeza.
John Wick kills so fast, you have to allow for special relativity!
i'd say is as long as the captain tsubasa(holly&benji) soccer field
As long as the "3 minutes to the top of the starwell" in #4 😂
@@allenpurvis2692 😂 Just remembering that fight in #4 frustrates me when i think about how John almost gets up there only to fall back down and then has to climb again.
"He's just defeating people with respect now?" LOLLLLL! One of your best lines Ryan. Gotta respect The BABA YAGA!
you mean babayka? ;)
have you seen the video this guy does examining the history of Barry Bonds in baseball?
he essentially concludes that the FEAR of Barry Bonds was more effective than any other player in history.
"What If Barry Bonds Didn't Have A Bat" look it up
@@mrrolandlawrence Not on the account of how droopy John's breast is.
If you haven’t seen Nobody, starring Bob Odinkirk, it’s super good, but there’s this running joke that whenever he starts to explain his backstory, the guy he’s talking to dies before he can finish the story. He’s so deadly his backstory is lethal.
Absolutely amazing line!
There should be a skit where John tries to give assassin coin to someone and it turns out they're not part of the assassin world
Me: Why is life so difficult?
Life: So the MOVIE CAN HAPPEN
🤣
T-Shirt slogan right there
That explains a lot
"But the movie is awful!"
"Don't care!"
Hehehehe, winner :D
These pitch meetings are going to keep the channel alive forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever.
niiice
I actually meant to say this comment is TIGHT. whoops
yeah yeah yeah
wow,wow,wow,wow ...wow
Oh my god
That ending ("Forever and ever and ever...!") was hilariously ominous.
You mean the repetition of ever ever ever ever was tight?
In honor of this epic series, I present a list of things that are tight.
Strategic horse slapping
Biohazard juice
Latching onto clouds
Adding random owls into things
Going all in on plumbing
Subverting expectations
Running into pies
Cats with haunting faces
Protecting everything except your braincage
Doing this
Money
Retaliatory babies
Climbing rappers
Excessive padding
Pulling a fast one
Working for pest control
Outrunning the wind
Getting meta and self-aware
Giant fart balloons
Mummies
His catch phrase
Surprisingly affordable tigers
Fireproof eyeballs
Weird childhoods
Cameos
Abruptly switching your pun strategy
Numbers
Solving problems by burping
Sniper moons
If there has not yet been begun a pitch meeting universe, this would be an excellent first entry to said non-existent universe.
Movie Producer Guy going "I guess that makes sense" and Screenwriter Guy going "Maybe" while describing his own script is my new favorite Pitch Meeting bit
I love it when they go "That sounds fun/exciting/cool/interesting/whatever" "Not really."
@@ethanlivemere1162 Alternatively, "Oh, okay, that sounds like an interesting story." "Yeah...so anyway, we're not gonna do that."
6:08
It's hilarious when the executive is like "oh, well why do they do that?" and the screenwriter just goes, "I don't know" lmfao
"He is just defeating people with respect now"😂😂😂😂
Why are both of your comments just a quote from the video and laughing emojis
@@RisingSol because that made him laugh and he wanted to share it.
@@kavehteimory6413 exactly!
@@kavehteimory6413 thats fair
That explains the so-called "force push" in Matrix 4 :D It wasn't a force push, it was just all that RESPECT killing people in the Matrix :D
This is the last movie i I saw with my father before he passed away - and yet this made me laugh as much as cry :) Thank you for all the good times, Ryan!
♥️
Hope you are well now
“John has to talk to some people and call in some favors to talk to other people and call in favors to talk to other people and call in favors.” This shall now be known as the Wick Paradox.
"Tactical horse slapping is tight." Is probably one of my new favorite tight quotes.
🤣🤣
Hilarious. For me it’s in a shared first place with: inexplicable cockney accents are toit
Except it's "Strategic."
Nope, "Oh double teaming a robot is TIGHT!"
Strategic horse 🐎
"Strategic horse slapping is tight" 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
There have been times where those two guys seem to have lost their minds but it looks like the Producer Guy finally reached next level insanity at the end of this video. Your creative mind is next to none, Ryan. You’re incredible.
I just can’t wait to see the pitch meeting for John Wick 4…
I bet it's going to be TIGHT!
Ryan makes me realise how turned off my brain is usually for all movies.
Yeah. Same.
It’s the only way we can enjoy movies.
@@fantasticnisopta true
@@fantasticnisopta Bad ones - yes.
@Karthik Narasimhan Suspension of disbelief is TIGHT!
We've established that car crashes just sort of tickle Jon Wick
And they do it plenty of times, it's kinda like his weakness but also never kills him
Ironically that's one of the few ways he gets defeated.
They just tickle John Wickle's ickle pickle
Wick must've learned how that stunt worked early in his assassin career and now he just does it for practice.
He must enjoy being run over for some reason, or else he would've just snuck into the brother's business at the first of John Wick 2 and arranged a truce with him BEFORE killing most of his men and getting his car trashed unnecessarily...
Literally on the bus 5 minutes to the cinema to see the fourth one, this is a great recap lmao.
Man I really just love and wait for that one line in every pitch meeting.
"Oh really?"
"We're gonna keep going with this franchise forever!"
"ForeverAndEverandeverandeverandeverandeverandever...."
I can't :'''D
and everandeverandeverandeverandever......
These videos seem simple enough until you realize how well Ryan is conversing with himself and how tight the edits are. I bet this is WAY harder to make than it looks.
You know he's not doing it himself, rught? Screen Rant throws a BUNCH of money at his show.
He does it on his own channel too though.
@@Argnad and he dies it with their funding.
@@Argnad and indirectly with the money they compensate him with.
Super easy. Barely an inconvenience.
Feel like the directors saw the last minute of this and said "il show you"
When director-guy points out that the guys on motorcycles could have just shot the horse, I fully expected writer-guy to reply, "Sir, these people are assassins. They're not MONSTERS!"
When he said that John killed Zero, I was expecting the director to say: “Oh killing your fans is tight!” It would have been funny
Haha yea with producer guy looking in the camera and writer guy making a remark about why he's look in that random direction :') I would have loved that!
No it's not
I honestly hope they keep making more John Wick movies so we keep getting these pitch meetings 😂
“Defeating them with respect” way to go Ryan 😂😂😂
In the sequel John is gonna kill them with kindness.
I was never going to see any John Wick movie after the first, but the Pitch Meeting? Count me in.
I hope they keep making them so we can keep watching some of the best action films of the decade!
I Hope they will N.Ever make imbecile movies that have plot hols in them. Better they stop so I can start reading my books.
6:17 - Little Spiderman meme right there.
0:20 New York City, the town with ten million assassins, apparently. Which is really impressive since there's only nine million people.
Spoiler Alert...
John Wick 4 will be about a zombie assassin that decides to kill the entire High Table and anyone that gets in his way.😂
at this point, I would believe it. There would be a could fight scene of John trying everything and the dude simply not dying, and if there is a room for a cool fight scene then it can happen
How do you know
I prefer turning him into a cyborg.Then we can call him Johntron.
It's plausible that he survived the fall and became a paraplegic. Hopefully it doesn't slow down the killing. With a properly rigged-up wheelchair...
The twist was that he's been undead the whole series.
The John Wick universe, where the secret organization of assassins employs 85% of the world's population. The other 15% are not even phased by massive gunfights sporadically popping up around them.
If you think about it, with 85% of the population being assassins, that kind of crazy gunfight/martial arts tournaments must be commonplace events. Everyone's used to it by now.
Because the other 15% are ALSO employed, but don't know it.
John Wick 4: They will reveal that average citizens have been subconsciously programmed to attack John (and only John, for some unexplained reason) if a certain phrase is said.
Dude. Your talent level is above and beyond CZcams.
Behind the comedy, it's some really good in-depth analysis of each movie. Really amazing job with these pitch meetings.
"He's just defeating people with RESPECT?" best line ever.
Have you ever killed someone in respect Vladimir?
really vlad? you of all people?
The doctor that worked on John is also the same guy who played The Keymaker in the Matrix. Further cementing my conclusion that this all takes place within the Matrix.
Matrix is the name of the other movie!!!
@@Marcus-oy6up that's right sir!
So what you’re saying is … John Wick is almost certainly a videogame franchise that was made by Tom Anderson’s Deus Machina company?
That WOULD explain why John is so goddamn invincible. Being the One, even subconsciously, has gotta help a lot.
In John Wick, John kills a gangster played by Daniel Bernhardt, who also played Agent Johnson in The Matrix Reloaded.
I lost it when he survived the gun shots and falling off the building. There were plenty of other issues that pitch meetings covered, but that was the coup de grace.
The one excuse i have for that is the special kevlar suit and i know its not enough but hey its john wick right
The fall had lots of respect for John...
6:10
John AND his doorman.
"Do you have a movie for me?"
"Actually no, I have action scenes with kind of a story line, I must be in the wrong room"
"No thats what we call movies around here"
"Ok, than year I got a movie for you"
I mean I’m not complaining, the action in this movie slaps
more effort then Micheal bay puts into his movies. plot? nah. explosions more explosions, T&A, dick jokes sums it all
than year
@@frde2190 for like 5 min...
yeah. you are a kind of people that love Bayhem but hate incredible movie like John Wick
"Car accidents just kind of tickle John Wick" I lost it 🤣
These videos are gold
3:30 Nearest star? That's a weird way to say The Sun.
Lmao
John pulls of the old Black Widow "Fall from several stories up hitting many solid objects in the way down but be somehow still alive" trick.
wowwowiwowow
LOL Lost it at "another symbolic doodad."
It was a doohickey. Totally different.
@@SophiaAphrodite it should have been followed up by a doo-thing-a-majig.
@@pingidjit thingamajiggis & nogle doobles are next
Whats a doodad?
It’s a knick-knack
"Why didn't he just shoot John instead of coming up and talking to him first?" I mean, they've spent the prior two films showing that they are VERY polite assassins, you know, and quite professional, even when they're breaking the rules like the giant was.
You know they all went to Grammar Schools. If they went to State Schools they would only be working for street gangs. Ya gotta have those Elitist connections to get those high paying jobs these days....
Polite enough to kill
In the first movie the lady assassin was breaking the rules and try to kill John while he was in bed. No talk, no warning and yes she use a gun and try to shoot him. You using excuses justify this bad writing is hilarious.
The idea that assassins would let someone know he is hunted and even give him free time to prepare is absurd.
@@theinsurance2450 and she was promptly killed for that transgression. What's your point?
This one is way above your usual videos, and those are pretty spectacular overall already. Well done, sir 👏
Ryan always brings freshness to pitch meetings. Much love man
“Strategic horse slapping is tight!” 🤣🤣🤣 “And what? He is just defeating people with respect now?” 😂😂😂
I thought strategic horse slapping was KINKY, not tight!
🤣🤣🤣
@@theultimatereductionist7592 hilarious!!! 🤣🤣🤣
"Can't those guys just shoot the horse?"
"Well yeah, of course, but they're not gonna"
"Why not?"
"Because"
"That works!"
So many oh my god hilarious clips in this one, it might be my favorite pitch meeting yet.
So well done.
I want to try that in my next business meeting...
We need to add a graphic to the top right corner!
Well, yah, but we're not going to do that!
Why not?
Because!
Not sure "That works" will be the actual response though.
To be fair, the last time someone killed John’s animal companion it didn’t work so well for them. Maybe the assassins were less afraid of trying to kill John than trying to kill his horse 😅
Well in fairness, who wants to be that jerk to shoot a horse
Of course not, they're contract killers, not monsters
These are probably the best thing on CZcams. I give them a thumbs up as soon as they start because I know its going to be pure gold
Ryan just created a new running gag that will run forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever
Screen Guy: "Is he like... Invincible?"
Pitch Guy: "No that's Mark Grayson."
I was hoping Pitch Guy would say something like,
“No we’re not on that pitch meeting yet 😉”
That last "YOU KNOW IT SIR." just seemed so pure and joyful. WELL DONE SIR!
Back on TOP form! One of the best Pitch Meetings I've seen in a while.
Dude you are seriously funny, I laugh at all the pitch meetings but I laughed NON-STOP at this one. You're wonderfully talented, and what a cool and original idea the whole pitch meeting thing is anyway. And I never even knew the term "pitch meeting" until your videos, for all I know you invented that too. Marvelous. Well done!
6:25 and on it was pure GOLD XD
I really love how they made John Wick 3 based off Pitch Meetings
0:57 You could have just said "the 2 meters 20 guy pops up"
The manic ramp-up of insanity between scriptwriter and producer at the end was glorious.
" *Well that's okay I do like watching the killings* ". If that was in any other context, I would be scared of Ryan lol 😅🤣
You definitely should do a series of pitch meetings for the Robert Langdon movies starting with Da Vinci Code and you can even throw in a bonus one for the Lost Symbol tv series
John wick has absolute immunity to getting hit by car and falling down the stairs.
6:27 omg that reaction !! THIS GUY IS NEVER GONNA DIE !!!! 😂😂😂😂
Me: How long are we going to keep doing Pitch Meetings?!
Ryan: 6:34
I get unreasonably excited when one of these drops.
Ryan, your pitch meetings make me so happy. Thank you for making me laugh.
lost it at "he's murdering with all kind's of school supplies," while not hilarious to every viewer, my family have this joke whenever he kills someone with something unorthodox, whenever he did we would do the "He killed a man with a pencil" in a Russian accent. So while not super funny in of itself it gave me quite a laugh. Have a nice day everyone!
Well guns ARE school supplies for some
John Wick setting a dangerous example for America's school children❤❤😇
@@hwafan29
The Columbine killers from hell says hi 😡
Riddick killed a man with a teacup. These guys should have a ‘killing people with odd items’ contest.
Jason Borne killed with a magazine.
“Nice little break for some Magic, sure” - I LOST it. Hahahaha 🤣
I have been waiting for this for ages!!!
Love your work, makes me laugh every time and it's barely an inconvenience
I really hoped Ryan would mention the fact that at the end of John Wick 2 when Winston gives the excomunicado order it is 4 pm on his watch and he says John has one hour. But In this movie, he becomes excomunicado effective 6 pm, which is two hours from 4 pm.
Multiverse theory!
I agree, but I think this catch is more in the EWW category.
"Does Winston live on Central Time"
"Unclear"
Afaik, end of JW2 he gets an hour head start, before the 1 hour order is given. So yes two.
@@BrettJamesSuperRoach LMAO, what are you talking about? One hour head start is before he goes excommunicado immediately. It's also listed as a continuity goof in IMDb. Go take a look.
5:37 The plot armor is strong in this scene.
I lost it with, "Strategic horse slapping is TIGHT!"
I'm going to keep watching these forever and ever and ever and ever and ever
John wick is the new fast and furious, can't wait for other 20 pitch meetings
I love John wick so much. But this movie in particular had a lot of silly stuff in it.
Whenever I need my hype brought down to reasonable levels I'll watch this video. Thanks bud
John Wick and Ryan George can do no wrong. It’s the unstoppable force and immovable object.
I agree 100%. The first one was a man of commitment and will. This one is just a headless chicken causing mayhem to everyone around him without a proper goal and changing alliances willy nilly.
Rewatching The first two movies is fun. The third though, that one is a little tough.
1:02 that guy is basketball player from my country and he plays in nba and his name is Bobby Marijanovic
glad you made this because i loved the first film but couldnt force myself to sit through the 3rd one. got about half way and had to call it quits. looking at how it finished think i made the right call.
But it’s gonna look cool visually.
Sir, you have just described almost every 21st century movie.
it's not 21s century, it's lionsgate. totally different thing. /s
"hurr durr old good new bad"
Watch better movies, dumbass
Watching this pitch meeting was super easy, bearly an INCONVENIENCE!!!
Oh really?
@@kerbe3 Yh bruh, really.
I bet Keanu reeves really enjoyed watching this and we all know he definitely did stop by to watch it
2:18 amazing Mr. Ed vibes
Even Honest Trailers got boring after a while, but (knock on woods?) You still got it man... keep it up, this was hilarious
"This particular sixty-minute(s) timer is five hours long." - My favourite quote in the entire pitch meetings series, I think. 😃
Another excellent pitch meeting. I hope these go on forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever.
Can't wait for another Pitch Meeting
Being on time for a Pitch Meeting is tight!
This was one of the most wicked pitch meetings.
"Strategic horse slapping is tight!" That's hands down my favorite passage in "The Art of War".
Literally some of the best energy from you two! Cuz john Wick is awesome....4ever and ever and ever
From you two...🤣
“He’s killing people with Respect now?” 😂😂😂
i was waiting for this more than john wick 4
I hit the like button even before watching this pitch meeting... One of my favourite movies pitched by my favourite youtube channel! Nice nice nice nice
I hope it goes on forever because these movies are awesome!
Oh pitch meeting on a snow day is tight!!
I was literally looking for this just two days ago as I finished John Wick 3 for the first time. And you, my man, have delivered!
"John Wick's never going to die!"
This did not age well.
Indeed
Your comment did not age well.
Favorite video dropped on my birthday Ryan the 🐐