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  • čas přidán 18. 01. 2024
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  • @MxRPlays
    @MxRPlays  Před 3 měsíci +90

    📲 Install Raid for Free Mobile and PC: pl.go-ga.me/hph0cphi and get a special starter pack with an Epic champion Drake 🔥

    • @williansnobre
      @williansnobre Před 3 měsíci +3

      There is the new Monster Hunter character as well, play for 7 days and you get the Rathalos Blademaster, for new and old players too.

    • @moee3523
      @moee3523 Před 3 měsíci

      bro stop your thumbnail and those thirst traps. LIKE YOUR TACTICS ARE SOOO MUNDANE and you profit from weak men

    • @moee3523
      @moee3523 Před 3 měsíci +1

      its actually cringe how you and your girl just gets along with it saying in your head "oh we need to do this for the views". Just because it works and others are doing it you dont need to do it also. They all fell so low for the views. Instead DO SOMETHING. Invent new types of Content or be creative. God is watching. Always has and always will be

    • @Mlohnir_
      @Mlohnir_ Před 3 měsíci

      @@moee3523bro you say that but you still coming back

    • @cmonson1354
      @cmonson1354 Před 3 měsíci +1

      lol @26:00 Birdman saying are we done or are we finished. lol. It's a southern thing and has a slightly different context.

  • @bezrodnyigor
    @bezrodnyigor Před 3 měsíci +422

    4:12 while Apple seeds contain cyanide (well, cyanide bonded with glucose), it's a trace amount and it's contained by the seed's shell so unless you eat a crate of apples in one seating while thoroughly chewing through the cores, you'll be perfectly fine.

    • @hackbarth92
      @hackbarth92 Před 3 měsíci +5

      I was really hungry one day and ate about a dozen apples, core and all. I started to not feel good for a while.

    • @amrotu505
      @amrotu505 Před 3 měsíci +42

      @@hackbarth92 that was probably to much fiber.

    • @davidbritton5282
      @davidbritton5282 Před 3 měsíci +18

      Yeah. You need to eat 250 crushed apple seeds for poisoning.

    • @bezrodnyigor
      @bezrodnyigor Před 3 měsíci +17

      @@davidbritton5282 that depends on the apple... and the person... and how well do you chew. The point is that I've seen a lot of people reading that information somewhere and not bothering to double check the facts... which makes sense I guess, it's the internet :D

    • @SandTiger42
      @SandTiger42 Před 3 měsíci +5

      Aaaand ya beat me to it. But yeah, probably don't eat apple seeds like sunflower seeds.

  • @GraveyardRUS
    @GraveyardRUS Před 3 měsíci +562

    Henry, about the vampire thing, according to some mythos the vampire MUST be invited to the house, it cannot go in without invitation.

    • @dannykent6190
      @dannykent6190 Před 3 měsíci +67

      It's not that they have any actual physical limitations. They're just not rude.

    • @Ruryjp
      @Ruryjp Před 3 měsíci

      thats cause most of them are from england@@dannykent6190

    • @Integritys_Sum
      @Integritys_Sum Před 3 měsíci

      How incredibly _civilized_ 😮😁​@@dannykent6190

    • @UnashamedlyHentai
      @UnashamedlyHentai Před 3 měsíci +15

      i think he just didn't make the shore => sure connection

    • @lopezroilans.8384
      @lopezroilans.8384 Před 3 měsíci +21

      OG Dracula really has it rough back then, can't even cross rivers and he has to carry Wallachian soil if he wants to move his coffin anywhere.

  • @ImaginaryTerrie3
    @ImaginaryTerrie3 Před 3 měsíci +35

    8:49
    If you think you're useless, the men's team had a goalie.

  • @Saimeren
    @Saimeren Před 3 měsíci +20

    28:10 Yes. You're allowed to go above the speed limit to go around people.
    The far right lane is for transports to drive in and slower cars that don't want to go the speed limit, or the flow of traffic.
    The middle lane is for cars going the speed limit or a little faster. It's also the lane used for trucks to pass other trucks in the right lane. Trucks should not drive in this lane outside of passing. Once they pass, they should be getting back into the right lane.
    The left lane is for cars that are passing other cars in the middle lane. The same goes for this lane as it did for the trucks in the middle lane. You pass then get back over to the middle lane.

    • @joshuaragon6676
      @joshuaragon6676 Před 3 měsíci +3

      Ya that clip is actually of Pinal County here in Arizona. The state passed a law making it a moving traffic violation if you camp in the left/passing land. Of course that doesn’t stop half the snowbirds that wanna do 60 in the left lane.

    • @Saimeren
      @Saimeren Před 3 měsíci +2

      @@joshuaragon6676Exactly. Going significantly slower than the flow of traffic is just as dangerous as going significantly faster.
      Impeding traffic can still get you a ticket.

    • @UNothing
      @UNothing Před 21 dnem

      That's wrong. First and foremost, you should've said where specifically the place is, as traffic conditions are different in every state and country. Lastly, if you show the video clip to a lawyer, I can 100% guarantee that they'll give you a different answer.
      Also, a side note here is that COP can and is more often than not be wrong as well. In fact, they're known to lie to give you a ticket. The average citizen knows more about the law than cops in the US, sadly. That's what happen when you have poor standard for hiring cops.

  • @phoenixDARKprince
    @phoenixDARKprince Před 3 měsíci +321

    The only reason Henry didn't think the suit was that funny is because that's the exact size that he wears.

  • @Random_CA
    @Random_CA Před 3 měsíci +139

    Oh we doin complements?
    Henry, I admire the fact that you can confidently state your views on various situations. Alot of people can't do it but that is what makes you feel genuine.
    Jeannie, I adore the multitudes of emotions and expressions that you have. They keep these videos from feeling like monotone and boring at times.
    For the rest of the MxR team, your editing, choosing of videos and memes and whichever other jobs you do, bring hours of joy and hope to many of us.

    • @johnzubil2875
      @johnzubil2875 Před 3 měsíci

      there's no team.

    • @youngcollector4212
      @youngcollector4212 Před 3 měsíci +10

      ​@@johnzubil2875 * editors' sweating intensifies *

    • @SamuelVander
      @SamuelVander Před 3 měsíci +1

      Poor Kai she gets no respect it's just the 3 of them that run this

    • @Hybrid_Eclipse123
      @Hybrid_Eclipse123 Před měsícem +1

      Im not really good at compliments but to me Jeannie looks really huggable

  • @nathanstroud2223
    @nathanstroud2223 Před 3 měsíci +57

    The story about the food being stolen reminds me of another story I heard several years back about a guy who was **charged with assault** because he left a condom full of Arby's horseradish sauce in a partner's bathroom trash can as a decoy, she tried to inseminate herself with it behind his back, and it resulted in her getting an intense burning sensation downstairs. I think leaving little traps like that, which on their own are totally harmless acts that could only ever hurt somebody if they made a conscious decision to engage in obvious wrongdoing, should be perfectly legal if not outright encouraged. It just seems like our system will bend over backwards and resort to the most tortured logic you can imagine in order to coddle the wicked and punish anyone who makes the smallest gesture towards re-establishing some level of discipline. There's a lot of lip service paid to so-called "accountability culture," but it's always the LEAST accountable people in the culture who decide for the rest of us what's right and what's wrong. It's ass-backwards, is what I'm trying to say.

    • @JonathanScarlet
      @JonathanScarlet Před 3 měsíci +3

      I think part of the issue is that not everybody would make those "harmless traps" be so harmless or otherwise so obvious, such that uninvolved third parties would come upon them (or the traps would spring on them) and thus be affected by them.
      I'm not saying that's a good excuse, but I imagine that's part of the reasoning.

    • @KeithElliott-zd8cx
      @KeithElliott-zd8cx Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@JonathanScarlet it is. These laws are more for the type who might use landmines and try to shrug a second degree murder charge with 'fuck em, they shouldn't have been there'.
      That doesn't excuse a god damn landmine.

    • @vanhattfield8292
      @vanhattfield8292 Před měsícem +1

      That is an urban myth, not something that actually happened.

    • @Superabound2
      @Superabound2 Před 9 dny +1

      If a woman did it to a man, she'd be celebrated. The man does it and he goes to jail

  • @Alorand
    @Alorand Před 3 měsíci +49

    6:59 - The editors are doing my boy Asmongold dirty.

    • @n_core
      @n_core Před 3 měsíci +5

      Well apparently he just got a girl. So that one not aged well.

    • @Felsparx
      @Felsparx Před 2 měsíci

      @@n_core That's like saying throwing money at a stripper means you're in a relationship with her.

    • @n_core
      @n_core Před 2 měsíci

      @@Felsparx Well his relationship with the girl is kinda questionable. Both the girl and Asmon still kinda banter with each other on some occasions, but they don't disclose their relationship.
      Even though the girl admitted that they're just friends. Although the girl went silent on her Twitch channel recently, probably because the backlash from Asmon fans.
      Don't ask me how I know these stuff. I went a bit of investigation about this.

  • @Phantom-vo8jy
    @Phantom-vo8jy Před 3 měsíci +102

    Now that's a mighty fine thumbnail... anyone got a license plate for that bumper.
    P.s. if you have any other sauce leave them below

    • @pieman8522
      @pieman8522 Před 3 měsíci +9

      Luis Valencia

    • @LordieJr
      @LordieJr Před 3 měsíci +4

      Also r/celebritynsfw

    • @melgillham462
      @melgillham462 Před 3 měsíci +2

      Dude.. Where ya gonna mount the license plate...😂

    • @justv1bin
      @justv1bin Před 3 měsíci

      @@melgillham462 I got a couple ideas 😏🙏

    • @Dayrile
      @Dayrile Před 3 měsíci

      @pieman8522 best trolling in ages ... Luis Miguel Valencia!

  • @Lucas2RC
    @Lucas2RC Před 3 měsíci +34

    A compliment for both. Since I've started to watch your videos, I've had to redefine comedy. You're both great ! Thanks.

  • @primewing94
    @primewing94 Před 3 měsíci

    I love how your outfits match each other ,it shows that you guys are so proud of each that you want yo show ot off

  • @isidornimages
    @isidornimages Před 3 měsíci +1

    Great selection of clips in this one. Not often I laugh more at the clips than Jeannie and Henry.

  • @barbarakiewe2870
    @barbarakiewe2870 Před 3 měsíci +29

    12:03 According to legend, the vampire requires permission to enter the home. So he's tricked this person into giving him permission.

  • @ricardoalves1642
    @ricardoalves1642 Před 3 měsíci +15

    Its really amazing to see a loyal community together to appreciate some amazing couple working ❤

  • @OmegaX5000
    @OmegaX5000 Před 3 měsíci

    I like your way of understanding the Pokémon type matchups, it had me cracking up!

  • @woodrobin
    @woodrobin Před 3 měsíci +2

    12:01 -- Henry, in European legends, vampires can't enter your home without permission. So the vampire was trying to get the person to say "shore" which presumably sounds close enough to "sure" to be interpreted as saying "sure" in answer to the quiet question "May I come in?" the vampire tacked on the end of the sentence. You can see the vampire needs permission idea in the Buffy TV series and in True Blood, too. There's a scene in True Blood where someone rescinds their permission and the vampire basically gets catapulted out the door nearly instantly. There's another where a vampire buys the mortgage on a house from the bank after the bank has instituted foreclosure, making them the owner and meaning the same character can't kick him out of the same house, because now the vampire owns the house himself.

  • @singleasasin
    @singleasasin Před 3 měsíci +73

    09:17 Henry didn't even hesitate with the answer ! ... 😂😂😂 Jeannie didn't got roasted, she got burned to a crisp !!! ... 🤣🤣🤣

    • @anthonytony4139
      @anthonytony4139 Před 3 měsíci +2

      I was expecting a dish washer or sandwich roast, but the originality had me laughing, and the comedic delivery 😂😂😂

    • @blacksheep_edge1412
      @blacksheep_edge1412 Před 3 měsíci

      Let's not forget when that same USNT got wasted 15 - 0 by a high school boys team. Yeah, men don't belong in women's sports, and vice versa.

  • @SequinBrain
    @SequinBrain Před 3 měsíci +52

    Your motivation and persistence in doing these videos for us is probably worth more than anyone can tell you. Someone commented a year or so ago that you helped get us through covid and I agree 1000%. The patience you're building now by doing this will help you considerably when you get past 40. If you have kids, they're going to be amazing, I'm not worried at all. There, a few compliments that are also true.

  • @shoebill5944
    @shoebill5944 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Henry I enjoy your charming way of speaking on these videos and it just pulls me in to watch more
    Jeannie I enjoy your variety of sounds and voices, it adds a splash of randomness which makes me want to watch all the more

  • @Splindaugh
    @Splindaugh Před 3 měsíci +3

    Henry's face at hearing "That's too accurate!" LMFAO

  • @hobblesgames9376
    @hobblesgames9376 Před 3 měsíci +59

    The apple seeds contain a chemical compound that is similar to cyanide (its been awhile since I looked this up so I might be wrong). However, it is in extremely small dose and unless you are eating the core a LOT it would not really be unsafe.

    • @tj10777
      @tj10777 Před 3 měsíci +10

      If I remember right, I think you would have to eat a whole bucket of apple seeds to died from it.

    • @mt4798
      @mt4798 Před 3 měsíci +7

      You are correct. The poison is Amygdalin which is basically cyanide attached to a sugar molecule. The dose is pretty small and you have to actually crush the apple seeds before you swallow them to get it out.
      It turns up in loads of fruit kernels and cassava, where it can be a much bigger problem.

    • @mityakiselev
      @mityakiselev Před 3 měsíci +2

      RIP Alan Turing PepeHands

    • @crabfromhell
      @crabfromhell Před 3 měsíci +3

      I eat the core with 5 apples a day, so that amount is not dangerous, probably

    • @Mustard-Seeds
      @Mustard-Seeds Před 3 měsíci +6

      Just the seeds the entire core is perfectly safe to eat and you can spit them out if you were really worried, honestly bullying a kid for not being wasteful is peak braindead school logic.

  • @alexkaen1701
    @alexkaen1701 Před 3 měsíci +148

    To the woman with the hair tie, men and women both thank you for your service.

    • @Mugthraka
      @Mugthraka Před 3 měsíci +8

      Thanks for your Cervix you mean?

    • @xvilemx
      @xvilemx Před 3 měsíci +12

      ​​@@MegaMew1 Sabrina Nicole. Yes, she do.

    • @undeadgentalmen
      @undeadgentalmen Před 3 měsíci +2

      Clapping with joy joy feelings.😊👏🙌🙏

    • @alexkaen1701
      @alexkaen1701 Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@Mugthraka Thanks for the mammaries!

    • @darzinth
      @darzinth Před 3 měsíci +1

      o7

  • @staceygram5555
    @staceygram5555 Před 3 měsíci +5

    09:16 Fun fact: this tournament's games were only 40 minutes rather than the usual 90 minutes.
    Also, there were only 7 players on each team instead of 11.
    In other words: had they played a real game, it'd probably have ended 30-0 or something.

  • @grimlim9910
    @grimlim9910 Před 3 měsíci +1

    24:30 these 2 trying to give each other compliments has me dead!!! oml i love it

  • @kadendakid370
    @kadendakid370 Před 3 měsíci +14

    Hey Henry and Jeannie, I just want you guys to know how much you've inspired me. not only for my own career, but also with my relationship with my gf (future wife). You have shown me that its okay not to be perfect and that i don't have to look perfect. Especially, with my relationship with my girlfriend. you showed me that its okay to disagree with people and even my girlfriend, as long as you're respectful about their opinions too. I doubt that you'll read this... but i want you two (and kai) to know that i genuinely look forward to watching your videos every chance i get. you guys make me laugh and feel better about the world around me. you guys are an inspiration, i may only be 19, but i wish i grew up around people like you all. anyway i'm just rambling now. I want you guys to know that i love you guys and its my dream to meet you guys in person some day. you guys helped me get through some tough times. And lastly Crusaders!!!

  • @hamishfox
    @hamishfox Před 3 měsíci +5

    13:26 that guy that spent 5 years in prison is even more fucked up that it looks here. The mother passed the DNA of the actual father off as this guy's, and sent him to jail, then let him pay child support for the next 13 years all while the real father lived nearby.
    The son was 20 by the time he learned his real father was living close by and that he has siblings. The mother knew the whole time and just let him believe that his dad abandoned him.
    Knowing all this it's not too much to speculate that this was her plan from the beginning and she only slept with the guy to frame him as the father since she was in a relationship with the actual father when they had their one night stand.

  • @migyluis
    @migyluis Před 3 měsíci

    nothing like starting your day with mxr plays

  • @bfeldz1023
    @bfeldz1023 Před 3 měsíci +9

    My friend sent me that one about gaming as a kid vs gaming as an adult and it made me very sad. Not because it was relateable, but because it wasn't. I really feel bad for anyone who truly thinks like this, it has to be so miserable to actually have thoughts like "I'm wasting my life" when you are playing video games or doing any recreational activity for that matter. I have never felt like I was wasting my time or my life when playing a video game, tabletop game, recreational sport, or any of my other hobbies. I feel quite the opposite in fact, those moments when I get to relax with a couple rounds of crucible in Destiny, or a few matches in Street Fighter 6, or just continuing my playthroughs of Fallout or Baldur's Gate or any other game, those are the moments where I feel I am spending my most fruitful time. I'm in my mid 30s and I just can not relate to the thought that ones hobbies are a waste of time. No one is a failure for playing video games, not a single person. To anyone who really does feel like that, let it be known that at least one person, me, truly believes that your best time spent is when you are spending that time having fun. We ain't here for very long, you may as well enjoy what you can when you can, so long as it doesn't bring harm to others. Sorry for the long rant, I just feel very strongly about this because I think it is such a shame that so many people actually think that having fun and having hobbies is a waste of your time when it is in fact, the exact opposite.

  • @Gazooka
    @Gazooka Před 3 měsíci +17

    13:39 this shit happens so often that it’s just baffling why women don’t understand why we men want mandatory paternity tests before we sign a birth certificate, and to stop single mothers from putting what ever name they want to label a random man “father by default”.

    • @maishal7034
      @maishal7034 Před 3 měsíci

      It's funny how women don't want these worthless 304s to be sued and thrown in jail for Paternity Fraud.
      Also, they don't like it when someone suggests these 304s to be publicly humiliated (on a regular basis) and be given 200 lashes for their crime....

  • @jamesutter2175
    @jamesutter2175 Před 3 měsíci

    28:00 depends on the state. Like the state of Texas literally has signs on the freeway that say the left lane is for passing only.

  • @callmericky19
    @callmericky19 Před 3 měsíci +2

    9:21 😂after saying Shopping henry gone to HEAVEN ⚰️

  • @dustysmoke4996
    @dustysmoke4996 Před 3 měsíci +196

    Jeannie: "Is there a single sport where women would beat men?"
    Henry: "Shopping"
    Mwuhahahahahaha!!! Epic based mic-drop moment, my man. Take a victory lap.

    • @hugothibodeau6137
      @hugothibodeau6137 Před 3 měsíci +2

      he forgot cooking

    • @thatjeff7550
      @thatjeff7550 Před 3 měsíci +13

      In all seriousness, fencing. Women fencers are typically small, flexible, lightning quick, and overall hard to hit. I'd like to see some of the Olympic women fencers face off against the men just to see how they'd do.

    • @BigGoronSword
      @BigGoronSword Před 3 měsíci +5

      Female sports that I think garners more attention than mens: Tennis, Volleyball, Floor Gymnastics, Figure Skating, Synchronized Swimming, and Cheerleading.

    • @shades909
      @shades909 Před 3 měsíci +16

      ​@@BigGoronSword Might be true, but it's not for the sport that peoples watch those lol

    • @AirConditioned
      @AirConditioned Před 3 měsíci +5

      pole dancing

  • @jjwilly5114
    @jjwilly5114 Před 3 měsíci +6

    You both have the uncanny ability to elevate my mood no matter how often I watch your videos.

  • @christianknudsendrejer3696
    @christianknudsendrejer3696 Před 3 měsíci +4

    You all the best communtiy that MXR could ask for. And find it heartwarmng the passion that goes into these videos.
    So thanks to all the editors who work hard to make them and for the happiness you help bring.

  • @Shanes69model
    @Shanes69model Před 3 měsíci +4

    The woman who said the father never paid CHILD SUPPORT then he went to PRISON for 5 YEARS then revealed she KNEW he WAS NOT the father but because she couldn't get his MONEY she LIED
    what can you say about an oxygen thief like her
    She needs to be jailed for 15 years as a deterrent to other lying women

  • @Rikard_Nilsson
    @Rikard_Nilsson Před 3 měsíci +8

    6:10 all games came in boxes like that in the 90s, usually they’d have a thick manual, warranty papers etc. the CD or floppies and a poster for the game.

  • @Random_CA
    @Random_CA Před 3 měsíci +20

    Sending my love to the whole MxR crew. thanks for the vids and i hope the best for you all

  • @asianmissmythic02
    @asianmissmythic02 Před 3 měsíci +5

    19:42 spyra has their own as well
    (not advertisement but for anyone who seems to be interested in a similar functioning stuff)

  • @AndrewPrinster
    @AndrewPrinster Před 3 měsíci

    Oh the memories. Everquest 2, early 2000s on dial up. Had to wait for my parents to go on vacation because downloading the game took all weekend.

  • @davie941
    @davie941 Před 3 měsíci +7

    great fun video again henry and Jeannie ,well done and thank you both 😊😍

  • @wezzy9437
    @wezzy9437 Před 3 měsíci +8

    13:19 This reminded me of one time during Christmas time my family was having a bunch of people from church over before Christmas and it was only old people, and then my mom dad and siblings were all in the kitchen and asked me if I wanted my dad to make his special pumpkin dream pie, and I said "Does a bear sh*t in the wood?" and my mom said "shhhh you can't say that on the sabbath around them." So I replied "Ohh, does the pope sh*t in the woods?" and everyone lost it xD

  • @CameronAdams-00
    @CameronAdams-00 Před 3 měsíci +3

    1:43 And you wonder why Fred always check the upstairs.😂😂😂

  • @sepro5135
    @sepro5135 Před 3 měsíci +1

    The thing with the passing is a super important rule here in Germany and majorly contributes to road safety. You can only pass on the left if you are not in the city, and if you are not passing cars, you must got to the right most free lane. Usually cars driving the speedlimit or, if there is none, about 120-130kmh in the middle lane, trucks and some cars in the right lane and faster cars on the left lane.

    • @catocall7323
      @catocall7323 Před 3 měsíci

      Same in the US. People just don't know the rules.

  • @Sikraj
    @Sikraj Před 3 měsíci +14

    Here is a compliment to the MXR fanbase: You all are probably the coolest maternal copulators on the internets.

    • @SlinkyD
      @SlinkyD Před 3 měsíci

      I never thought to put them two words together. I don't know what you on (profession, etc.) but I know its great.

  • @khaitandawaacchhaa7584
    @khaitandawaacchhaa7584 Před 3 měsíci +12

    You guys look good together, confident boosting through the roof

  • @OldToughDW
    @OldToughDW Před 3 měsíci +2

    @ 29:05 Speaking of nicknames. Mine was Slick. I told all the women it was because D W, my initials backwards, are WD winch leads to WD 40, which leads to Slick. But in reality it was because I once had to pull out and dive into the bed of my buddies Pick up truck, then put my pants on, while he did a very high speed retreat under fire from a hostile source that showed up unexpectedly. At least it wasn't as bad as some others, like E.T.; Wham Bam; Xandor, Ernie, Pogie Bait, Radar, and Rocky the Perv, to give you an idea of the other nicknames that were handed out in the same unit.With a story about each one and how they got it.

  • @undeadgentalmen
    @undeadgentalmen Před 3 měsíci

    5:25 The yester-era of transferring the Reseach & Development folders, and pictures use to two minutes to load. Tech has grown so fast.

  • @Rhomagus
    @Rhomagus Před 3 měsíci +21

    11:07 For years I thought we were digging that tunnel to get away from hyenas, not to entrap them for snuggles.

    • @bruce-le-smith
      @bruce-le-smith Před 3 měsíci +3

      thank you for enriching the lore, i almost missed that

  • @kickasskris
    @kickasskris Před 3 měsíci +5

    4:06 fun fact: apple seeds contain amygdalin which releases cyanide when in contact with human digestive enzymes. Still it would take about 200 seeds, chewed and then swallowed in a short period of time (a few hours) to achieve a fatal dose for an avg adult. whole seeds are perfectly safe and pass the digestive tract intact.
    200 seeds ≈ 35-40 apples.

  • @bruce-le-smith
    @bruce-le-smith Před 3 měsíci

    3:15 I feel like that would be a great laugh for a character in the Zelda games. also that manager was trying so hard to stay cool, it was hilarious

  • @AnNa-yc5mu
    @AnNa-yc5mu Před 3 měsíci

    "It's hard when I look at you." Man, Henry, that made me laugh so hard.

  • @AkiBreezyx
    @AkiBreezyx Před 3 měsíci +8

    1:06 = Construction Workers czcams.com/video/rjvslUmfw0g/video.htmlsi=NJSt2HMJZQIFB0_Y (I tried my best for this one)
    1:20 Sauce = Ellie HandyGirl

    • @AkiBreezyx
      @AkiBreezyx Před 3 měsíci

      @@MegaMew1hmmm okay, request accepted!

    • @DJSDsea
      @DJSDsea Před 3 měsíci

      Isn't it Sabrina Nichole?@@AkiBreezyx

    • @AkiBreezyx
      @AkiBreezyx Před 3 měsíci

      @@DJSDsea it could be

    • @AkiBreezyx
      @AkiBreezyx Před 3 měsíci

      @@MegaMew1- okay I should be able to have the rest of the sauce
      first one = Lea Elui
      second one = What @DJSDsea said, Sabrina Nichole
      third one = Kabe ni Hamatte Ugokenai! 2

    • @OrloxPhoenix
      @OrloxPhoenix Před 3 měsíci

      3rd one is a game, a visual novel 🤔

  • @rollastudent
    @rollastudent Před 3 měsíci +7

    3:51 *barely* standing President

  • @ilikehotaru919
    @ilikehotaru919 Před 3 měsíci +32

    31:34 found it. kabe_ni_hamatte_ugokenai!_2

  • @dvjolly19
    @dvjolly19 Před 3 měsíci

    Our panda queen has the most amazing smile and our crusader king has the best jokes

  • @laerendor793
    @laerendor793 Před 3 měsíci

    This could be a 20min long comment with all I want to say so that means it's a good video.
    Keep it up! You brighten people's days with each video.

  • @Sp4rt4nSl4ya
    @Sp4rt4nSl4ya Před 3 měsíci +23

    Just got out the shower and MxR uploads? LETS GO!
    9:25 favorite part of the video
    Thank you miss 😊

    • @Sergote12
      @Sergote12 Před 3 měsíci +2

      Thank you for the service miss(?) 🫡🫡

    • @internaut4257
      @internaut4257 Před 3 měsíci +8

      her name is sabrina nichole and yes she does, yw

    • @TkTosp
      @TkTosp Před 3 měsíci

      @@internaut4257

    • @the.chilers8577
      @the.chilers8577 Před 3 měsíci

      @@internaut4257 end OF mmm 😋

  • @darkaquatus
    @darkaquatus Před 3 měsíci +17

    14:35 This is absolutely hilarious. Especially when the other kid that's sitting in the backseat starts laughing as well, lol

    • @tvThinkpad
      @tvThinkpad Před 3 měsíci +2

      its kinda fucked up lmao i was lookling for this comment 🤣 i would be scared id scar my wife lmfao

    • @Qudths
      @Qudths Před 3 měsíci +2

      that's really fucked up bro. way to permanently scar that child. and people wonder why so many adults have mental issues.

    • @christianhohenstein1422
      @christianhohenstein1422 Před 3 měsíci

      Only in America doctors would send you home while still under the influence of a sedative.

  • @silvercrystalct
    @silvercrystalct Před 3 měsíci

    In a lot of places in North America the left lane of a freeway is for passing, it doesn’t matter if you are doing the speed limit get over into the right lane (or mid lanes), if someone is going faster get over and give room. And in most places if you are impeding the flow of traffic you can be given the equivalent of undue care and attention or creating an unsafe situation to others. Because someone may just be speeding to get to a hospital, It’s not your place to be a pace car.

  • @mtlnascarfan
    @mtlnascarfan Před 3 měsíci

    The caterpillar at 28:30 looked like he was giving "the people's eyebrow".😂😂
    The Rock would surely be impressed.

  • @stephenscott7792
    @stephenscott7792 Před 3 měsíci +8

    12:23 - When your knowledge of vampire extends only to twilight

  • @JannaDelacour
    @JannaDelacour Před 3 měsíci +6

    Ok, but for real though, Jeannie's taste in comfy sweaters is legitimately awesome.

  • @MartinFinnerup
    @MartinFinnerup Před 3 měsíci

    @12:23 - Henry looks so lost.
    According to the old myths, vampires have to get permission to enter your home.

  • @TheRogueX
    @TheRogueX Před 3 měsíci

    The WoW boxes were really cool actually. They had the CDs for the game, but they also had a little notepad and guest passes and stuff.

  • @MrBeetsGaming
    @MrBeetsGaming Před 3 měsíci +5

    Doesn't matter how many lanes the highway is the left most lane is always for passing, staying in it just because you're going the speed limit or above is a great way to experience road rage.....

    • @catocall7323
      @catocall7323 Před 3 měsíci

      My state's driving manual explicitly says this too.

  • @exqueue3813
    @exqueue3813 Před 3 měsíci +22

    The left lane is for passing, no matter how many lanes there are. You don't necessarily have to speed, but if traffic is passing you on the right you are supposed to get over.

    • @Milktube
      @Milktube Před 3 měsíci +1

      You legally can NOT break the speed limit, ever, under any circumstances. You can be ticketed for speeding even if it's for passing. The problem that no one seems to be capable of getting to is that if you are travelling at the speed limit in the leftmost lane then NO ONE can overtake you, it's not possible for it to happen unless they are breaking the law themselves (which you have no obligation to help them continue to break).

    • @scottjohnson1060
      @scottjohnson1060 Před 3 měsíci +1

      I've been pulled over for this as well, was passing cars was not impeding traffic but because I was in the lane for two minutes without passing a car, they pulled me over.

    • @kingcosworth2643
      @kingcosworth2643 Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@Milktube Wrong, many states in America allow you to go 10mph over the posted speed limit before it's classed as 'excessive speeding', look it up, I know Arizona is absolutely like this. An interstate road there is posted at 80mph, but everyone did 90mph, it seemed to consistent not to be something so I looked it up (Aussie tourist) so if the guy was doing the speed limit in the left lane, people can still be driving 10mph faster perfectly legally. I assume the cop in the video has a handle on the traffic laws of his state and he is saying cars are allowed to overtake someone doing the speed limit, then I guarantee it is the situation stated above.

    • @Dijitz23
      @Dijitz23 Před 3 měsíci

      @@Milktube People should have an obligation on not causing traffic back up. Them driving slowly on the passing lane screws up the flow of traffic. If a bunch of people have to go around you while you are in the leftmost lane than you are creating a hazard and are a danger to everyone else. Move the hell over if you are driving slower.

    • @Arbidarb
      @Arbidarb Před 3 měsíci

      Depends on the state. Some states you aren't supposed to be in the left lane unless you're passing. Other states you are just supposed to move to the right when someone is catching up to you from behind. And, don't quote me on this last one, some states only require moving to the right if you are in the leftmost lane (you don't have to move if you're in the middle lane as long as you're going the speed limit).
      The last one might just be in practice and not written law.
      Edit: Oh, and then there's states where on single lane highways you're required to pull off the road to allow traffic to pass if you have 4 or more (California law) vehicles stuck behind you.

  • @notsosilentbobz5797
    @notsosilentbobz5797 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Krewsaders!!! You're all awesome and may this year bring you all, grand fortune!

  • @crayzsmoke
    @crayzsmoke Před 3 měsíci +2

    10:02 jeannie completely forget that hands can still clap too

  • @msheahan7
    @msheahan7 Před 3 měsíci +4

    4:37 I can 100% imagine this scene in Invincible

  • @stefan14397
    @stefan14397 Před 3 měsíci +5

    Henry and Jeannie, Kai, Susu and their community are sweet, funny and humorous.
    Love goes to you.
    🥰😍

  • @NGMonocrom
    @NGMonocrom Před 2 měsíci +1

    14:00 ~ For those confused, that mom just had dental surgery and is completely out of it due to the gas dentists use to numb the horrendous pain for their patients. She's going to be out of it for awhile. Being confused, her husband has decided to play a mean-spirited prank on her; and record it.

  • @taylorevans1904
    @taylorevans1904 Před 3 měsíci +1

    the cop is saying, if you're not passing someone then move back to the right. even if you are going the max speed limit, if you aren't passing someone then you shouldn't be on the left

  • @brianngetich667
    @brianngetich667 Před 3 měsíci +11

    29:30 LMAO Trambone is wild

  • @AisSora
    @AisSora Před 3 měsíci +13

    6:59 the asmongold cameo here was uncalled for .... And I'm here for it 😂😂😂

    • @milaahrens9171
      @milaahrens9171 Před 3 měsíci +1

      asmon got a catear wearing asian girl that undresses in his room now though.

  • @DerickOduro
    @DerickOduro Před měsícem

    Henry and Jeannie, you both are Ultimately and Effortlessly Amazing!! ❤❤

  • @thelegenddan103
    @thelegenddan103 Před 3 měsíci

    Right lane = Exit lane, next lane = lane of travel, every other lane is technically a passing lane for the previous lane. The reason for this is minimum speed limits. The posted limit is the Maximum but most states also have a minimum that's like 10-20 mph under that. 27:35 is a good example, the right lane is exit lane, typically the slowest, middle is lane of travel and left is for passing. And yes, you can get a ticket for staying in the left lane.

  • @FuryOfCalderon
    @FuryOfCalderon Před 3 měsíci +5

    I want to see the whole video of the mom forgetting kids in the car. That's hilarious.

  • @balaran4349
    @balaran4349 Před 3 měsíci +5

    29:13 Henry this F is for you, rest in peace brother.

  • @F.M.D00
    @F.M.D00 Před 3 měsíci +1

    28:16 I think what the cop is saying is that you should keep right, so no hogging either the middle or left lane, If u can move to the right you should move to the right

  • @ruthlesace
    @ruthlesace Před 3 měsíci

    So there was once a company that had such a bad internet download speed that when they went to transfer their data from one office to another an employee complained that it could be done faster by carrier pigeon. The company said if he could price it they'd get better internet and he'd get a promotion. The man put the data on a flash drive, hired a carrier pigeon, and sent the flash drive. 36 hours later the second site finished downloading the information off the flash drive, and the download from the internet was still only half way done. The man got his promotion AND the faster internet. But i think this happened around 2012 or so, so relatively speaking the internet was not that bad back then.

  • @khankrumgaming8926
    @khankrumgaming8926 Před 3 měsíci +6

    16:44 the single friend sabotaging her happy friend's relationship because misery loves company.

    • @christopherdark4671
      @christopherdark4671 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Sad part is that some women actually do that to eachother. Play demented mind games to blow up their friends relationship all because they're jealous.
      It's happened to two of my relationships and I've had minimum 2 guy friends call saying their girlfriends went to hang out with their friends and then came back convinced he's the devil and they had no idea what to do.
      I even happened to catch them once and i just stood behind her, gf could see me and gave me a look that said "wtf is happening", her friend was oblivious i was there. Eventually i just told her its time to leave and kicked her out. It's wild.

    • @khankrumgaming8926
      @khankrumgaming8926 Před 2 měsíci

      @@christopherdark4671 nearly all women I know have been the victim or perp of the hoax.

  • @LordGingivitus66
    @LordGingivitus66 Před 3 měsíci +18

    23:39 That lad is trying to aggressively reach a state of nirvana. Godspeed, sir.

  • @gregjorda3080
    @gregjorda3080 Před 3 měsíci +3

    26:30 Jeanie is basically like: I'm a streamer I gotta know this stuff

  • @daemon.mythos
    @daemon.mythos Před 3 měsíci

    On one of y deployments, a Hornet Pilot's callsign was "The Rat", because his last name was Ratigan.... Loved Great Mouse Detective as a kid.

  • @gen2-x364
    @gen2-x364 Před 3 měsíci +14

    1:20......think I need to go to Home Depot more often.

    • @Dosbomber
      @Dosbomber Před 3 měsíci

      I'd heard that near-the-wall women are getting so desperate to find "stable" guys, they're starting to go looking in Home Depot, etc. Not working out though, as every guy in there is only shopping for home repair stuff, or they're contractors.

    • @matthewsuchomski2593
      @matthewsuchomski2593 Před 3 měsíci

      you jest, but whenever I go into my local HD there always seems to be some hottie with a badonkadonk in the tightest jeans she could physically fit into working there.
      and it's not even the same girl, they keep finding new ones.

  • @OmaTalkToMe
    @OmaTalkToMe Před 3 měsíci +4

    9:22 "Yea, shopping... heh. "

  • @DrunkardTV
    @DrunkardTV Před 3 měsíci

    Henry is probably the most solid representative of men I've ever seen. I'm glad to have him as our spokesman.

  • @MadsFeierskov
    @MadsFeierskov Před 3 měsíci

    I honestly couldn't believe it, when I got my new high speed M2 SSD drives. Folders with several gigs of data are transferred basically as fast as you can drag and drop the folders.
    The first few times I had to double check that it wasn't a mistake.

  • @Crimson_201
    @Crimson_201 Před 3 měsíci +5

    9:17 don't give him that look..
    you walked yourself into it

  • @jaredgillenwater4221
    @jaredgillenwater4221 Před 3 měsíci +3

    Fun fact. The reason psychic is weak to dark, bug, and ghost types, is because these are three of the most common fears.

  • @noahhager1187
    @noahhager1187 Před 3 měsíci +2

    13:40 perjury. He could also sue. but it is punishable by four years in prison

  • @alphenhousplaysgames4565

    see the problem with the headlock is, most people don't know the proper technique, they just know that you need to squeeze the neck with the elbowpit.
    the proper technique holds you completely from all sides of the neck, with both arms, chokes so hard that all the veins in the head starts to pop(like show up visually?), and the hands are free to push the head forward for extra torque and the other hand can hold the nose too.
    a lighter for 5 seconds ain't shite.
    it's like all the gun grabbing videos.

  • @randomdamian
    @randomdamian Před 3 měsíci +6

    14:44 Jeannie, we call it Wisdom Tooth Removal :D

    • @CottidaeSEA
      @CottidaeSEA Před 3 měsíci +1

      I've removed two wisdom teeth, I just got some local anaesthesia and then they got them out for me.
      Even if it requires surgery you wouldn't get any drugs that do that stuff to you over here.

  • @mbourque
    @mbourque Před 3 měsíci +5

    8:59
    This was a couple of years ago and it was the current U.s. women's soccer team vs. a team of over 60 amateur retired men. The women were talking shit the whole time before the match and had even promoted the watch to show that the women could easily beat men due to the women's skill. And this was soon after the Australian women's team lost to an amateur team of 15 year old boys.

    • @rustylee1836
      @rustylee1836 Před 3 měsíci

      Unless it happened there, too, sadly it was the USA team that lost badly to the Dallas (local) under 15 team. In between winning World Cups.
      The best Women's team in the world got spanked by a local team of boys. And it was clear the women's team tried to win

  • @wheretonextfamilyadventure3408
    @wheretonextfamilyadventure3408 Před 3 měsíci +1

    That is such rubbish about the fishy smell. I was a fisherman for 10 years and i can tell you it does not smell anything like fish down there. In fact it's absolutely magnificent. WOW I have to say this is the most unusual comment i have ever posted in my entire life.

  • @amcconnell6730
    @amcconnell6730 Před měsícem

    9:16 "Is there a single sport where a woman would beat a man in?" The US National Aerobatic Championships merged the men's and woman's divisions in 1972 - they both compete for the same trophy. In 1991 Patty Wagstaff became the first woman to win, and she went on to win three titles.

  • @hitlord
    @hitlord Před 3 měsíci +3

    Did Henry hire Asmon's editor for this one?
    Because the editor (or Kai being her goblin self) going straight for Asmon's jugular in this one was brutal.

  • @Jhhkjjj
    @Jhhkjjj Před 3 měsíci +12

    Compliment: I love how Henry & Jeannie's on-screen chemistry never fails to make me smile or laugh from their nerdy and quirky personalities! 😄

  • @nero_palmire
    @nero_palmire Před 3 měsíci

    28:45 - So true. When I was in the military we had a guy by the nickname Lance Corporal Pisser (the rank was a part of a nickname). He got this name, because he once drunkenly woke up in the middle of the nigh, after drinking a lot of beer, stood up and instead of going to the bathroom, he just pissed all over his night stand. Couple of days later he suddenly got promoted to lance corporal.