Try Not to Laugh | Religion Jokes | Laugh Factory Stand Up Comedy
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- čas přidán 11. 06. 2024
- They say don't talk about politics or religion! These comedians will smite you down! Behold their glorious funnies. Featuring Ron G, Al Del Bene, Vir Das, Erik Griffin, Raj Sharma, Ricarlo Flanagan, and Ahmed Bharoocha. See a LIVE SHOW at the Hollywood Laugh Factory! BUY TICKETS: goo.gl/WAFQKB
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I laughed so hard, wine came out my nose!
Omj it's you
Jesus Christ that’s insane ;)
My savior
That was deep to another level.
PREACH
“And then he never talked to us again”
But he has occasionally appeared on toast.
Mohammed
@@kingmike40 There is a jesus on my espresso
The last one really had be believing that half the world has realllll daddy issues😂
god is a woman
@@apidas agreed
mospies - Not really
Yooooooooo fr tho
well don't you?
last one was 👏👏
Who is he?
True
How about Judas, who was a traitor, all according to His divine plan. Let’s rethink who got cheated here😇
the last one was the best
That's why it was last
Erik Griffin's joke of fat Jesus was the best. Really Jesus? That's a lot of ranch you putting on that lamb. 😂😂😂
Montez is the best
The fat jesus I kinow is santa
Niki M you mean Peter griffin? 😂😂😂😂
He saved you
And you are making fun of your Savior
“Do you not see me walking down the path of success that the lord himself has paved for me?”
“Oh.. okay.. lemme get a number 3 with a milkshake” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂 Definitely! Well played sir!!! 😎😂😂
Lmao
Ur just a kid. As if u know science lol. Bible real
I wish he would’ve said a number 9, a number 9 large😂😂😂
@@gevorgantonyan8417 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Don't touch my stuff" hahaha
My Samsung explodes then there is a cloud 😄
That was good haha
Samsung clouds are literally 100gbs and available from two companies.... For free, and it was available before the Apple cloud. We can't believe Apple used to have to pay for that 100gbs. Now we have 1000gbs on our devices plus 300 gifted in cloud...
@@brianshutlz5027 that have nothing with the joke
@@user-ko3fp8wp3t actually it does ? He's being ignorant about where clouds exist and where they don't. It like if i said america was the only place in the world where the people pick their representatives. Which is only 25% correct because the elecrtoral college and because other democractic nations do it better. As i stated andriods have clouds and for a longer time apple has been paying these android companies for cloud services. Androids may not even need clouds anymore there are terabyte phones out there with the ability to expand to 1800 gigs with cloud services . I have one
@@user-ko3fp8wp3t
Your name glitches the text field
That's not a miracle, that's a virus.
🤔😂
Slipknot - the virus of life
Savant - organismical
😂😂
@@armchaircritic8329 Guess who just disliked all of your videos you shameless self-plugger.
@@alansmithee419 I wish I could give you a million likes for that
@@JimmySilverFoot no need. Just doing what's right.
He's a very small channel as well so I just pretty much tripled his total dislikes, which also happens to make it about twice his total likes.
My Samsung explodes, then there's a cloud
He'll be back.... Right?
Who?
What?
When?
How?
Where?
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Imo, if we all looked at religion a little differently, with humour, like these guys do, I honestly think we would all be much better off, cause seriously, these are just hilarious 😂😂
No not with humor we all would live a litlle better if we look on religion like we look at shit and just flush it down 4ever
Too many people get butthurt too easily.
@@MadFake9939 you got a god shaped hole in your heart.
@@kitohawksworth5000 Yes i have because no god means no shape means no hole
yup thats right. my dad is a pastor and always said god created humor. hell he has the congregation laughing during his sermons. and hes in his 70's! the best joke was from eddie griffin. god says "hey jesus come here! that nigga i created says you blow on your hands and that shit whistles!" bahahaha
Here’s a religious joke.
Two penguins walk 8000 miles from the antarctic to an ark in the Middle East. ,,,,,,
Sure they did
Dave BB how dare you ignore my dear sloths? They were the most hard-working dudes then. MVP
@@vigilante5606 right? Like did they get an invite to the ark weeks in advance to be prepared? Like, they knew it was going to happen long before it did? Talk about being selfish.
I see what you did there
They most likely swam.
@@vigilante5606 nah snails man. Lmao
That last one was spot on!! 😂best interpretation of a religion everrrr
It took me a really long time to realize
Im a slow learner
thecrimsonfucker42 😁👍
ANDROID 13 ha
That last dude was crazy🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Me: dad, i’m bleeding out
Dad: The Lord will heal you
that last one somehow makes a lot of sense 😂😂😂
The last one was the best
4:58 the fact that they live far away and would take forever to get to you is what you took away from that warning your friend gave you? "take down that joke. you could get in trouble." From whom? The whole point of the amish is that they shun electricty and anything connected with it! "TV? What the frak is that? Internet? You mean that big net we use for fishing?" They won't even know he made the joke, let alone be able to do anything about it!
yeah he could have taken that joke somewhere completely different and I feel like it would have been better. Like, "first off.... how do they know?" and i would busted out laughing and then he could have set up something like a conversation with his friend about hypothetical amish guys hearing it through the grapevine, like some dude bought a quilt and was like, "hey some guy in cali is really talking shit about your mafia stuff." and then go on to talk about the 7 years it takes to get there and stuff. it could have been a whole bit that was really funny but he kinda ruined it.
TheProKill3r damn you’re a joke expert 😐😐😐
and you are as well, obviously. give some feedback instead of bashing someone's opinion. fucking idiots these days i swear
@@TheProKill3r I don't think the joke belongs to him... I've heard it before. I think there was a "how do they know?" in the original.
Then God went out for a pack of smokes and never came back
Jenna Klinghoffer oooooof he never existed to begin with XD
I loved the last one so much 😂
bruhhh i’ve referenced the last one a few times during debates n shit, it’s so funny 😂
riiiiiight lmaoooo I'm actually lowkey sad I haven't heard it before now xD
Ricardo Flanagan and Ahmed Bharoocha are so damn funny holy shit.
“Ugh! Miracle!” LMFAO amazing!!
The last one thu 😂
Can’t remember the comedian who I heard this joke from but I take no credit.
The pope finds himself talking to an atheist and says to him “You are like a blind man wearing a blindfold in a pitch black room looking for a black cat that doesn’t exist.”
At this point the atheist looks at him and says “we seem to have a lot in common. For you are also like a blind man wearing a blindfold in a pitch black room looking for a black cat that doesn’t exist. The only difference is your telling me you’ve found it.”
"pEr$0naL E×p€r!eNc€"
Think I found it:
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This compilation is hilarious 😂
The last dude nailed it! Lol
I was good till fat Jesus was sliding down the cross lmao
The last one got me
I love the last guy 😂
The last one was hilarious! 😂
That last one is amazing! lol
Weak audience at 1:24-2:53 that guy was hilarious 😂😂😂
anubisd101 I agree
Omg I’m rolling off of the last one😂😂😂😂
All are great. Last one is hilarious
That last guy killed me
Last one had me going 😂😂😂
The last one had me CRYING
Last joke was the icing on the cake lol
The last dude genuinely makes me laugh
Last one had me rolllinggg
7:14 comedy really starts 😂😂😂
The three wise men gave fat Jesus salt, pepper and hot sauce
By far my favorite tntl
Lmaoo the 2nd guy !!!
Holy shit the last dude killed me. Never thought I'd laugh so hard, he needs to make a special ASAP....
The last 2 were fantastic
Lol x 1000 the last one was too real 😂
The last dude had me going 😂😂😂
I love the last dude 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 spot on
Love the last one
The last joke is the best :)
Lol explosion cloud 😂
Last one LMAO!!!
Last one had me dead 😭
Last joke is so on point 😂😂😂
The last guy LOL
“Fat Jesus” 😂
This is super funny 🤣
Especially Vir Das 😂😂
You're awesome man 👏👏👏👏👏
Last one had me dead
"Walking on water... Waist deep" 😂😂
My grandma threatened me with Jesus once... I told her to have him tell me in person or shut up
Oh you're so edgy
Yeah, I'm sure.😉😁
Lmao
That last bit was great
Erik Griffin, Ricarlo Flanagan, and Ahmed Bharoocha were the best! Ahmed had me screaming tho!
5:50 really stands out on this collection
The last guy was hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂
The UPGRADE bit got me. Your cloud can only hold 6 virgins. Ha! lol
"My Samsung explodes, then I have a cloud" lmaoooo
The last guy was awsome
That first guy's thought process is a LOT like mine!! 😂😂😂
"ugh miracle!" 🤣🤣🤣
That last guy 🤣
The last one 👏🏼🙌🏼
Yeah that was the best one haha
Freaking love the laugh factory
You putting a lot of ranch on that lamb.
Last bit was 🔥
Yo mad dope!
The last one felt like it was so true😂
Best for last lol
bruh I love Vir Das, but he's used that same joke like 4 times already
😂😂😂😂😂 that Indian guy had me dying of laughter
I need to make that last one into a Supernatural animatic
This one was good
Hey laugh factory. we wanna laugh. Don't tell me to "try not to laugh". I ain't looking up comedy to not laugh.
The last guy is hilarious!
I drove all the way home and didn't catch one red light! It's a miracle!
This is so true
Indian stand up comedians are far better than others seriously
Alright joker..
The one about if religion was like technology and fat Jesus was hilarious. XD
Damn that last one was worth the others.
1:51 ok i lost it there, way too many things happening, who says it, how he says it and the all backup story behind, thats gold
Uh _miracle_ uhhh _miracle_
"Jesus is in shaaaaaaaaaaape!" 🤣🤣🤣
Holy fuck that last joke was perfect lmfao
Vir Das be crackn me up
Erik Griffin, Fat Jesus: God, that's offensive! I love it!
Love that Ricarlo Flanagan.