ALUCARD: THE COUNT OF BLACK FORCES

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  • @aleph0540
    @aleph0540 Před rokem +6467

    Father Anderson singing "Amazing Grace" while walking towards us with a bloody -sword- bayonet is absolutely _insane._ @5:50

    • @tiredinsomniac3185
      @tiredinsomniac3185 Před rokem +443

      NAH BECAUSE WHY DID THIS MAN SOUND LIKE UNCLE RUCKUS 😭

    • @sdbzfan1
      @sdbzfan1 Před rokem +177

      Worse part is its not fsr off from what actually happened

    • @austin9568AuraMasterDX
      @austin9568AuraMasterDX Před rokem +210

      @@tiredinsomniac3185 "This things strike fear into a Vampires heart, a job application."

    • @ghifariasoka8272
      @ghifariasoka8272 Před rokem +133

      @@tiredinsomniac3185 Boondocks automatically makes everything funnier

    • @danielbrinton9716
      @danielbrinton9716 Před rokem +49

      Anderson was an absolute boss

  • @nencio12
    @nencio12 Před rokem +3493

    nobody is talking about the voiceovers CJ does 😭 its literally the life of the video

    • @nika207
      @nika207 Před rokem +47

      FOR REAL

    • @armandpaki3094
      @armandpaki3094 Před rokem +57

      bro his voice accente is so funny

    • @squirreltamer2548
      @squirreltamer2548 Před rokem +78

      And him making Anderson have Stinkmeaners’ voice is absolute hilarity!

    • @armandpaki3094
      @armandpaki3094 Před rokem +17

      @@squirreltamer2548 Yea bro anderson was so funny 🤣

    • @adhirg
      @adhirg Před rokem +17

      they’re remarkably accurate to the actual dialogue, too

  • @symplicitytv1032
    @symplicitytv1032 Před rokem +2872

    i gotta respect anderson that mf was the only person to spin allucards block multiple times without shitting himself and he wanted the smoke every single time lmao

    • @judas_bdb8681
      @judas_bdb8681 Před 10 měsíci +155

      Gotta respect him for that for real 😂

    • @louisthomaswest
      @louisthomaswest Před 9 měsíci +163

      Anderson really deserves his own spot here.

    • @disrespect9376
      @disrespect9376 Před 9 měsíci +101

      @@louisthomasweston the opposite side of the table

    • @c.fyffe0
      @c.fyffe0 Před 9 měsíci +23

      ​@@disrespect9376oh hell naw 😂

    • @PeruvianPotato
      @PeruvianPotato Před 7 měsíci +32

      Anderson a real one ngl

  • @acolyte06312
    @acolyte06312 Před rokem +1023

    1:58 Alucard was just going for a walk. A very *enthusiastic* walk.

  • @Goastyy
    @Goastyy Před rokem +6533

    Alucard is the type of guy to not put you on a T-Shirt but put you on a Public Safety billboard as a mascot

  • @davidtceultra2556
    @davidtceultra2556 Před rokem +3313

    Alucard had so much black air force energy, he didn't even think the round table was worthy of his presence until the remodel.

    • @shizachan8421
      @shizachan8421 Před rokem +255

      Alucard has so much black air force energy, the round table had to pay him an entire sponsorship deal, just for him to act as if he was always there.

    • @Noob4745
      @Noob4745 Před rokem +74

      He even fly a damm jet, doesn't get more air force than that

    • @danielacosta3610
      @danielacosta3610 Před rokem +9

      Lmao true 🤣💀

    • @sithlordfloki
      @sithlordfloki Před rokem +1

      My manz would talk so much shit then hit u wit a massive gun and still put his hand thru your chest go back like master who next

    • @atsusoshiki6331
      @atsusoshiki6331 Před rokem +4

      @@Noob4745 😂

  • @EdwinHargraves
    @EdwinHargraves Před 10 měsíci +352

    dog that whole luke scene been cracking me up for days... "busted down my door ready to offer up yo booty"
    "now come on, take yo pants off" 😂

    • @ceejayjones2567
      @ceejayjones2567 Před 10 měsíci +15

      He was wild for that shit 😂😂😂😂

    • @davonnarussell-cruz656
      @davonnarussell-cruz656 Před 9 měsíci

      "whip that booty out!! hurry, hurry! get freakkyyyyyy with me"

    • @isaiahmarshall2704
      @isaiahmarshall2704 Před 8 měsíci +18

      Bro I was in tears for the ENTIRE Luke Valentine section😭😭😭

    • @Rip_tiny
      @Rip_tiny Před 8 měsíci +2

      IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME

    • @Sans_underpants
      @Sans_underpants Před 7 dny

      He broke his 70 inch plasma screen TV with Netflix

  • @vincentcampbell8314
    @vincentcampbell8314 Před rokem +521

    Hearing Stinkmeaner's tone and voice come out of Alexander *MotherFUCKING* Anderson's mouth is absolute comedy gold.

  • @jakarihanson7541
    @jakarihanson7541 Před rokem +2438

    the "i thought you had that dog in you😐" line had me in tears😂

  • @jbone3028
    @jbone3028 Před rokem +8532

    You know he had to pay Alucard his respect eventually. He’s the chaddest of vampires

  • @trigonosefal2525
    @trigonosefal2525 Před 10 měsíci +356

    15:59 The SR-71 lockhead blackbird. An advanced longe-range strategic reconaissance aircraft capable of Mach 3 and an altitude of 85 000 feet

    • @ashewalker5984
      @ashewalker5984 Před 8 měsíci +74

      AAwwwwwww, you read my Christmas List

    • @hermit_dragon348
      @hermit_dragon348 Před 8 měsíci +31

      Damn, you really know a lot about it huh?

    • @trigonosefal2525
      @trigonosefal2525 Před 8 měsíci +57

      @@hermit_dragon348 DO YOU EVEN READ MY CHRISTMAS LIST ?!

    • @RainbowGod666
      @RainbowGod666 Před 8 měsíci +7

      Reading this shit makes my italian ass reach what my people call "Godopoli"

    • @vincentrees4970
      @vincentrees4970 Před 7 měsíci +10

      Do you even REEEEEEAD my Christmas list?!?!

  • @apalsnerg
    @apalsnerg Před rokem +237

    The "tatakae... EREN YEAGER" bit had me howling. You're amazing, bro.

  • @heck8607
    @heck8607 Před rokem +6141

    Don't forget how Alucard canonically used to blow the queens back out and proceeded to rizz her up during the meeting.

    • @nihil6886
      @nihil6886 Před rokem +527

      This guy is just a menace

    • @0quamarin3
      @0quamarin3 Před rokem +2

      i wish he blowed mine out

    • @heck8607
      @heck8607 Před rokem +135

      @@0quamarin3 Ay ay ay chill hold on a minute

    • @Pieslullaby
      @Pieslullaby Před rokem +294

      ALUCARD DID WHAT. 😧

    • @heck8607
      @heck8607 Před rokem +765

      @Sourcherri In the anime, when he shows up, she mentions how she misses when he used to warm her bed at night, so Alucard, canonically, used to rail the queen when she was young

  • @user-gn6jc2yn9c
    @user-gn6jc2yn9c Před rokem +1213

    The fact that the original and every single Alucard parody and version can classify as a Black Air Force menace says something about his entire character.

    • @elicat1901
      @elicat1901 Před rokem +32

      the original classified the other vamps as menaces lmao

  • @kevinamaya-calderon5557
    @kevinamaya-calderon5557 Před 11 měsíci +142

    My personal favorites:
    9:23 (GET FREAKY WITH ME!)
    12:20 (No Takers?)
    16:05 (Crank That Artichoke)

  • @K0l0suss
    @K0l0suss Před 8 měsíci +49

    Canon Ultimate Alucard: literally eats people, stacks bodies like it's his job (cus it kinda is but that's beside the point) and generally does not GIVE A FUCK what anyone says or thinks about himself (besides Integra)
    Ultimate Abridged Alucard: Eats people for fun and will tweet about it, fucks bitches, gets money, is a pimp, is THE og gangster, that lil Wayne line "real G's roll in silence like lasagna, yea he wrote that shit.
    This Man is almost 600 GOD DAMN MOTHAFUCKIN YEARS OLD and will still make you his bitch.
    He ain't been around the block a few times, my nigga the block been around him. He was there before the block was even a concept.
    My guy is a Mf vampire and can still go out in the sun, he's Him.

  • @Neoxon619
    @Neoxon619 Před rokem +3501

    The funny part is that TFS Alucard is even more of a menace……because he genuinely doesn’t care. And yeah, loving the TeamFourStar shout-outs & references.

    • @Wickedstormgaming
      @Wickedstormgaming Před rokem +326

      think the tfs alucard needs a vid all his own tbh

    • @kanekikingstorm2113
      @kanekikingstorm2113 Před rokem +212

      He does, he’s a whole different breed of beast

    • @justinroux1610
      @justinroux1610 Před rokem +201

      @@kanekikingstorm2113 are we going to destroy the Holocaust museum no we wont deny what we did

    • @thescarletking3301
      @thescarletking3301 Před rokem +14

      Nah the Original was definitely worse

    • @mecca6801
      @mecca6801 Před rokem +33

      Both Alucards are supreme chads!!!

  • @thebrownbaldy
    @thebrownbaldy Před rokem +3096

    Alucard had that Black Air Force energy the day/night he was conceived. Alucard's parents didn't build him a nursery, they built him the Black Air Force round table.

    • @joshuagross3151
      @joshuagross3151 Před rokem +1

      And then he got "deflowered" by a fat Persian guy.

    • @chino5811
      @chino5811 Před rokem +1

      Pretty sure they sold him as a slave and got him raped by a old fat dude

    • @livefortoday2127
      @livefortoday2127 Před rokem +55

      True words 😭

    • @alexanderkazantzis8019
      @alexanderkazantzis8019 Před rokem +66

      Are we that surprised Vlad the impaler is a menace

    • @dapopo3597
      @dapopo3597 Před rokem

      With a slight smudge of *10years of rape*

  • @Angel-Dust-The-Prostitute
    @Angel-Dust-The-Prostitute Před 2 měsíci +26

    Alucard: "I'm gonna need a bigger gun for overkill reasons"
    Walter: "Say no more"

  • @TheRealBDouble
    @TheRealBDouble Před 11 měsíci +148

    Alucard's walking sounds...haha that's great. We can also say that Alucard for REAL has that dawg in him.
    And Anderson talking like Stinkmeaner is pure comedy gold

  • @naystergirl247
    @naystergirl247 Před rokem +490

    I love how he mixed stinkmeaner’s voice with the booty warrior quotes 😂 love the boondocks reference

  • @OmegaShonJon
    @OmegaShonJon Před rokem +517

    Alucard pulling up is like fighting the final boss at the start of the game.

  • @johnvrabel3
    @johnvrabel3 Před 11 měsíci +73

    The wolf howling when it introduces Alucard has me laughing my ass off!

  • @somedudewithakeyboard5388
    @somedudewithakeyboard5388 Před 11 měsíci +120

    Alcuard didn't show up to the Roundtable late, he showed up on time
    Everyone else just showed up early because they know that you best not be late with Alucard at the table

    • @trigonosefal2525
      @trigonosefal2525 Před 10 měsíci +2

      Mf from denmark that as no ennemi🗿

    • @lokir.4974
      @lokir.4974 Před 6 měsíci +6

      Alucard was out on business, clearly.

    • @MountainMemelord
      @MountainMemelord Před 6 měsíci +9

      He was taking a walk.
      A very enthusiastic walk.

  • @ryansembrano1759
    @ryansembrano1759 Před rokem +651

    Damn, Alucard finally went back into the round table after going for a really long enthusiastic walk.

    • @kai8618
      @kai8618 Před rokem +55

      Integra: *Realizes too late* NOOOOOOOOO!

    • @vaughnross4158
      @vaughnross4158 Před rokem +4

      @@daisyjoy242 you ruined it. You ruined it and I’m leaving…

    • @Mscp9
      @Mscp9 Před rokem

      @@vaughnross4158 they just don’t get it it’s okay

    • @Vivid_Sky23
      @Vivid_Sky23 Před rokem

      That's canon now

    • @robashley8216
      @robashley8216 Před rokem +1

      Did you even read my Christmas list?!!

  • @supremefankai5480
    @supremefankai5480 Před rokem +423

    That Teamfourstar shout-out at the beginning warms my heart. They did alucard justice, with the lols.

    • @hoobadoobamaster8551
      @hoobadoobamaster8551 Před rokem +2

      For real

    • @MfwPrivate
      @MfwPrivate Před rokem +2

      "Hey guys how's your health plan" The Chills.

    • @hoobadoobamaster8551
      @hoobadoobamaster8551 Před rokem

      @@MfwPrivate *starts shooting*

    • @whissea2709
      @whissea2709 Před rokem +1

      @@hoobadoobamaster8551 "apparently it's great!"

    • @foam3132
      @foam3132 Před rokem

      Just to ask what is the music from 16:22 to 16:31? I'm gonna be spamming this until I find the music (its the part where Alucard rams his plane into the boat)

  • @TrainLover-wt9ix
    @TrainLover-wt9ix Před 8 měsíci +21

    18:53
    CJ:”Jesus Christ, help me!”
    Jesus:”I gotcha homie.”
    *Alucard has been summoned*

  • @notsonoble-6323
    @notsonoble-6323 Před 8 měsíci +34

    8:37 to 8:50 just has me rolling because I can imagine CJ being Alucard’s hype man😂

  • @shadowmomochiuchiha6839
    @shadowmomochiuchiha6839 Před rokem +3036

    "I likes ya"
    "HE LIKE U"
    "And i wants ya"
    "AND HE WANT U"
    Never gets old

  • @pkinkling
    @pkinkling Před rokem +7701

    Alucard doesn't spin the block, he rotates the facility.
    Edit: Wtf, 6K, I'm famous

  • @alldayagain
    @alldayagain Před 4 měsíci +15

    Alucard was always on the table
    He's just been... _on a walk_

  • @riiddisbuk2496
    @riiddisbuk2496 Před 9 měsíci +31

    16:50 I remembered this scene and went back to see what he REALLY said (I know you make a paraody out of this, but I LOVED what Alucard really said here).
    He said; *Those who dare to impersonate the dead, are judged to join their RANKS!*

  • @pocketmonster1088
    @pocketmonster1088 Před rokem +513

    Alucard has so much Black Air Force Energy he retconned himself into being a founding member

  • @Justin_Ben1
    @Justin_Ben1 Před rokem +778

    The abridged version is still golden to this day😂

  • @ameekasoar
    @ameekasoar Před 6 měsíci +13

    8:03 That was a 70 inch PLASMA TV!

  • @Sage_SP
    @Sage_SP Před 9 měsíci +8

    For anyone confused yes, there is an audio cut at 12:53

  • @callmev3531
    @callmev3531 Před rokem +941

    With all the Boondocks references and Alucard’s vendetta against vampires being partly motivated by him hating himself, does that make Alucard both The Booty Warrior AND Uncle Ruckus?

    • @V_Blaze34
      @V_Blaze34 Před rokem +58

      Yes

    • @franciscovilches4358
      @franciscovilches4358 Před rokem +47

      AND Coronell Stinkmeaner

    • @Big_Boss194
      @Big_Boss194 Před rokem +43

      ​@@franciscovilches4358 um it's colonel H STINKMEANER for you

    • @RainbowGod666
      @RainbowGod666 Před 8 měsíci +5

      ​@@Big_Boss194 ill make sure to sign that up in case i need it

    • @ItachiTsukuyomi98
      @ItachiTsukuyomi98 Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@franciscovilches4358Colonel H Muthaphuckin Stinkmeaner and I'm rollin deep

  • @mosesmm5473
    @mosesmm5473 Před rokem +940

    Anderson as a Black preacher and Alucard as Fleece Johnson just makes this entire thing all the better as I'm just waiting for Riley to show up and call somebody gay

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus Před rokem

      @Groisu
      *§̸̼̿å̷̠̃¥̵͚́ ̸̻́w̴͚̎h̸̬́å̸̞̔†̷̨̈́ ̴͙̑å̷̼̔g̵̲̾ḁ̷̊͑ï̴̠̀ñ̴̨̄*

    • @dayhop3257
      @dayhop3257 Před rokem +10

      Same 😂

    • @hogiparker7924
      @hogiparker7924 Před rokem +23

      Hellsing x Boondocks crossover would make millions

    • @takeruneverborn4740
      @takeruneverborn4740 Před rokem +8

      Not going to lie though Alcuard is a Mix of Fleece Johnson and some shades of Unkle Rukus but you was spot on with Anderson being a Catholic Priest Version of Stinkmeaner

  • @alangordon8194
    @alangordon8194 Před rokem +26

    CJ without a doubt your edits and content is the best I've seen keep it up some clever and enjoyable clips thankyou bud

  • @Alucard-Helsing
    @Alucard-Helsing Před 8 měsíci +7

    "i like ya, an i want ya"

    • @riiddisbuk2496
      @riiddisbuk2496 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Now we can do this the easy way or the HAAAAAAAAAARD way. The choice is yours.

  • @ATastyHamSammich
    @ATastyHamSammich Před rokem +2871

    When I heard Alucard say "i'm a warrior" in that voice, I damn near busted out laughing. 😂

    • @frenchiee_96
      @frenchiee_96 Před rokem +56

      Fleece Johnson is scary lmao

    • @lucaseverett1239
      @lucaseverett1239 Před rokem +55

      @@frenchiee_96 I likes ya and I wants ya now we can do this the easy way or the hard way the choice is yours

    • @frenchiee_96
      @frenchiee_96 Před rokem +13

      @@lucaseverett1239 I'm a warrior lmao

    • @strikewolf6104
      @strikewolf6104 Před rokem

      @@frenchiee_96 I want that booty Tom 😂😂

    • @ADsaGenius
      @ADsaGenius Před rokem +6

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH YYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kemosabe8814
    @kemosabe8814 Před rokem +868

    That Crimson Fucker line was spot on mad respect for the abridged reference!

  • @squirreltamer2548
    @squirreltamer2548 Před rokem +36

    13:41 “Oh shame for you, you’ve activated my Alucard!” 12:19 is the funniest edit ever!

  • @Blue-gg3ve
    @Blue-gg3ve Před 3 měsíci +1

    Love coming back to this video every once and a while. One of the best videos you made.

  • @thomasstewart1380
    @thomasstewart1380 Před rokem +2272

    Y'know as much as everyone calls Madara the biggest flexer in anime, I think Alucard deserves it most. Literally every fight is him just flexing. Even the ones where's he supposed to be serious. I mean, the ENTIRE plot of the villains was just a plan to solely kill HIM. And they succeed. Their plan works exactly as advertised. But then he just says no and comes back to life anyway with, ironically, even more power.

    • @ID_Playz
      @ID_Playz Před rokem +58

      same for madara they redid whole plot and added kaguya to kill him and u can see plotholes thats bc creator made him too strong and he most likely gon be revived in boruto

    • @protalghulnist4126
      @protalghulnist4126 Před rokem +32

      Nah bro alucard summoned an army to fight an army. Madara just fought the whole world solo just to show off.

    • @thomasstewart1380
      @thomasstewart1380 Před rokem +10

      @@protalghulnist4126 That army is basically the same as Madara using the Wood Clones. It's still just his power.

    • @protalghulnist4126
      @protalghulnist4126 Před rokem +5

      @@thomasstewart1380 First of all the army isn't just his power, it's all his past victims. Second Madara didn't use shadow clones against the army, he only used them against the kage.

    • @thomasstewart1380
      @thomasstewart1380 Před rokem +24

      @@protalghulnist4126 My guy it aint that deep. No need to overanalyze. I'm not trying to downplay your precious Marada. Him summoning his victims is still his power. The clone thing was literally just for drawing parallels to illustrate that point.

  • @habberdashery1
    @habberdashery1 Před rokem +1757

    To be fair, Luke did break into his room and destroy his 70" plasma screen tv, so man got what he deserved, my boy was just tryin' to watch some Adventure Time

  • @user-nw3ij9lr9n
    @user-nw3ij9lr9n Před 7 měsíci +5

    Man you make this animes so damn slick and funny. Wish there was more cause I just can't get enough. You sound like my fav Wayan brothers. These vids are cook into perfection.

  • @OrendaSaki
    @OrendaSaki Před 8 měsíci +5

    Just a fun fact: Abridged used a lot of music from the original early 2000's anime. That OST slaps

  • @katywallace6836
    @katywallace6836 Před rokem +2189

    Seras: "I can't see her too far away"
    Alucard: "Bitch go cross eyed Jesus" 😂😂😂

  • @gjshomeofsilliness9391
    @gjshomeofsilliness9391 Před rokem +981

    I will now shiver in fear whenever someone says the phrase:
    "I likes ya... and I wants ya."
    The CONNOTATIONS!

    • @robertgorham2985
      @robertgorham2985 Před rokem +57

      There's definitely a reason why you should've before. A real dude said that in prison. That's what the boondocks character was based off of.

    • @gjshomeofsilliness9391
      @gjshomeofsilliness9391 Před rokem +30

      @@robertgorham2985 That is but ONE of the connotations I was referring to.

    • @DouglasMeloche
      @DouglasMeloche Před rokem +16

      AN HE WOHNT!!!

    • @FoldedBook80
      @FoldedBook80 Před rokem +9

      @@robertgorham2985 talkin about fleece Johnson

    • @arkvoodleofthesacredcrotch6060
      @arkvoodleofthesacredcrotch6060 Před 9 měsíci

      ​@@gjshomeofsilliness9391wanna know something worse? The real man, Fleece Johnson's release date was years ago lol

  • @JustaYoutubeviewer78
    @JustaYoutubeviewer78 Před 7 měsíci +8

    Bruh when he went, “I WILL AIR THIS ENTIRE, BITCH, OUT!” I was dying 😂

  • @MrMajin_
    @MrMajin_ Před 6 měsíci +5

    How haven't I heard or watched this before. Alucard is like a vampire kenpachi. And i'm a kenpachi fan so this man is automatically one of my favourite anime characters.

  • @aj-taz_editing
    @aj-taz_editing Před rokem +658

    The fact he made alucard into the booty warrior is just perfect

    • @alightning1841
      @alightning1841 Před rokem +8

      That was the best impression I've ever heard

    • @SaltoDaKid
      @SaltoDaKid Před rokem +8

      TBH best way describe the behavior he has with killing his opps, it’s his maximum pleasure

  • @TanstA
    @TanstA Před rokem +800

    That Fleece Johnson execution was flawless. 💀

  • @VR-Scyru
    @VR-Scyru Před 9 měsíci +8

    This man is golden I will now proceed to watch every video in his catalog 😂

  • @ahuevodonvader
    @ahuevodonvader Před 10 měsíci +11

    Cant tell you how many friends i sat down to watch the special edition blu rays I own from Hellsing. My boy Alucard was running fades out of boredom. And the voice acting its FUCKING IMMACULATE

  • @TeamOneDay
    @TeamOneDay Před rokem +397

    The "warrior" segment was just way too good, God damn. What I want to know if Alucard just has a hypeman familiar.

  • @sixheadhydra2317
    @sixheadhydra2317 Před rokem +2016

    I’m glad Alucard has finally been added. Both his ultimate and abridged versions deserve a seat 😂

  • @AisuDorako
    @AisuDorako Před 7 měsíci +4

    Bruh alucard in cod zombies just became reality 😂

  • @8FeetTallEminemOnSteroids
    @8FeetTallEminemOnSteroids Před 11 měsíci +14

    Alucard is a literal embodiment of immortality well he's able to die of he chooses so but ain't noone finna able to kill him

  • @johnwood7603
    @johnwood7603 Před rokem +1504

    Lemme tell you, there's no better feeling than ordering a good meal on takeout, sitting down with your food, and seeing that DJ uploaded.

  • @ieatsteel8283
    @ieatsteel8283 Před rokem +586

    I never thought I’ll see another Hellsing fan in my lifetime, Thank you CJ doing a video on a REAL FUCKING VAMPIRE.

  • @MexicanSpy
    @MexicanSpy Před měsícem +4

    The COD jokes and references makes it funnier since Alucard was added in

  • @Columbo-lp6ti
    @Columbo-lp6ti Před 6 měsíci +1

    I have rewatched this video probably 100x because of how funny the voices you do are. “Ohhhh nights like this make me so hot” kills me every time

  • @MfwPrivate
    @MfwPrivate Před rokem +606

    Alucard busting the door to the Roundtable down: "Hey guys how's your health plan?"

  • @vanderncalmus1160
    @vanderncalmus1160 Před 4 měsíci +7

    hey I know it's been a year but... The creature Anderson turned into is called The King Of Thorns. The short version is that it's a vengeful wraith born as result of the souls of martyrs and those who have died as a result of religious persecution coming together and possessing and corrupting a good hearted individual for the sole purpose of venting thousands of years worth of anger and resentment on anything and everything around it until the host is either killed or inevitably disintegrates as a result of having all of those angry and vengeful souls forcefully drawn and trapped into their body with no other way out than for the host to...fall apart. Just thought I'd throw that interesting bit of lore out there.

    • @aurabender150
      @aurabender150 Před 14 dny +1

      That... kind of adds another level of tragedy to Anderson's decision. There's no doubt that he knew about this creature and what it would do to him, and he still went and did it. Hell, he probably figured he was going to die anyway in fighting Alucard (or not, my memory of Hellsing is a bit fuzzy), so why not take the chance with that holy relic.

    • @vanderncalmus1160
      @vanderncalmus1160 Před 14 dny +1

      @@aurabender150 because the Nail Of Helena is a cursed artifact. Sure it pierced Christ's body but that doesn't nullify it's malicious purpose nor does it erase the resentment and hate that the people who used it to pin him to the cross channeled into it. That hate and resentment formed what's called a soul binding curse. Soul binding curses are curses that turn the afflicted into a monster, granting them powerful magics, enhanced senses, otherworldly strength, and animal like agility/reflexes. But all this comes at the cost of damning the afflicteds soul. This is an irreversible process that not only rids them of aspects like compassion, mercy, empathy, and remorse. In short they more or less become a beast driven by the worst and most primal aspects of their nature. It also completely numbs them to pain both emotional. And finally upon death the afflicted is condemned to hell. In other words Anderson had no chance of redemption what so ever. 😭

  • @karlwilliamsiii8780
    @karlwilliamsiii8780 Před 6 měsíci +5

    “ Amazing grace, how sweet the sound” 😂😂😂😂

  • @cap90parker0
    @cap90parker0 Před rokem +664

    I'm telling you man, you need to make your own Adbridge series. Because the dialogue you make for these scenes are straight up Gold. 😁🤣

    • @kelyuku
      @kelyuku Před rokem +14

      Yes sir

    • @mreverhard8070
      @mreverhard8070 Před rokem +11

      Someone has obviously never seen the TFS abridged of Hellsing Ultimate. And CJ uses a good chunk of Boondock references. He wouldn't make it past the pilot.

    • @lonelamba1262
      @lonelamba1262 Před rokem +9

      @@mreverhard8070 unfortunately true,but his content is fire tho

    • @cap90parker0
      @cap90parker0 Před rokem

      @@mreverhard8070 I've seen TFS Hellsing ultimate and know what Boondocks is, but I just his take on them little bit more.

    • @cap90parker0
      @cap90parker0 Před rokem

      @@lonelamba1262 not true

  • @stilldicee9778
    @stilldicee9778 Před rokem +454

    "Wrong, I'm a warrior" That line alone should've terrified him enough.

    • @randomchick7825
      @randomchick7825 Před rokem +19

      i would’ve run-😭😭

    • @stilldicee9778
      @stilldicee9778 Před rokem +16

      @@randomchick7825 I likes ya... and I wants ya... now we can do this the easy way or the hard way.... wus it gon' be....?

    • @D3vilB4sket
      @D3vilB4sket Před rokem +2

      It terrified me *MORE* than enough

    • @4heavenly
      @4heavenly Před rokem +1

      Shit had me shook 😂all down hill from here 😅

    • @user-xg8rl8zs9h
      @user-xg8rl8zs9h Před rokem +2

      @@stilldicee9778 *_(WHAT YOU WANT YOU FOOL)_*

  • @cyborgreality
    @cyborgreality Před 2 měsíci +1

    Any believe I’m just now finding your channel. I am loving these videos!

  • @keithlucassen5886
    @keithlucassen5886 Před 11 měsíci

    I have watched some of your other videos but this one is the best by far

  • @kaneconqueror6560
    @kaneconqueror6560 Před rokem +811

    I'm convinced that Alucard is actually hosting the round table in a spare room of his castle.

  • @bussing666
    @bussing666 Před rokem +577

    8:15 the whole booty warrior had me dead I couldnt breath the whole time I was laughing too hard

    • @chrisedmonds4022
      @chrisedmonds4022 Před rokem +24

      That shit was hella funny

    • @shadowwilson7282
      @shadowwilson7282 Před rokem +5

      Underrated moment 🤣

    • @Pieslullaby
      @Pieslullaby Před rokem +16

      Alucard as a booty warrior would be terrifying

    • @Devourer_of_Worlds
      @Devourer_of_Worlds Před rokem

      Alucard in the show: A FUCKING MENACE TO SOCIETY
      Alucard here: gay ass booty warrior

    • @karonmcdaniel3056
      @karonmcdaniel3056 Před rokem +1

      @@Pieslullaby fir real cause the booty warriors already supernatural powers just got buffed

  • @rebelkidswagg
    @rebelkidswagg Před 10 měsíci +4

    Stabbing shorty up to "amazing grace" is wild😂😂😂😂

  • @nyashamanonga9815
    @nyashamanonga9815 Před 10 měsíci +2

    Lokey my favourite cj dachamp episode

  • @pixiedream1938
    @pixiedream1938 Před rokem +865

    Alucard:"about to fulfill his dream of dying"
    Integra: I don't want that.
    Alucard:*becomes EVEN MORE immortal*

    • @lokir.4974
      @lokir.4974 Před 6 měsíci +37

      Alucard: *"Every fucking time, man.."*

  • @JOKA03
    @JOKA03 Před rokem +1231

    Quality is insane. He just can't disappoint with his content

  • @monkeydrajanka4798
    @monkeydrajanka4798 Před 8 měsíci +5

    15:50 Thats The Theme Of The Shadow Temple From The Legend Of Zelda Ocarina Of Time

  • @freakhernandez235
    @freakhernandez235 Před 10 měsíci +7

    Cj's voice acting is the best part of his videos 😂

  • @roboman3678
    @roboman3678 Před rokem +205

    The whole Alucard fleece Johnson booty warrior dubbing killed me. Laughing the hardest I have in 8 months.

    • @Lou-sleazy
      @Lou-sleazy Před rokem +3

      You too huh 🤣🤣 I thought I was gonna die

    • @sashawolfson3602
      @sashawolfson3602 Před rokem +2

      Bro, I laugh so hard he made Alucard into the Booty Warrior, and with the hype man in the background 😂 🤣

    • @QueenslayerSora
      @QueenslayerSora Před rokem

      Bro is Part Fleece Johnson and Part Stinkmeaner

  • @dailydoseofgenie9148
    @dailydoseofgenie9148 Před rokem +427

    Alucard absorbing Schrödinger and vanishing for 30 years only to pull up to Integra's mansion just to troll was the biggest flex. And Seras still didn't sense his presence, so imagine if he did try to kill Integra during his weakened state XD

    • @The_Blue_Otaku
      @The_Blue_Otaku Před rokem +10

      But why was the major a cyborg???

    • @mekhie.r.duncan3825
      @mekhie.r.duncan3825 Před rokem +8

      @@The_Blue_Otaku something something, he wanted to be one of a kind

    • @francescodavoli8859
      @francescodavoli8859 Před rokem +15

      Bruh he ain't weakened, dude has her/his powers now. He is a conceptual being. Literally everywere and nowhere.

    • @symbiotegod2069
      @symbiotegod2069 Před rokem +2

      @@francescodavoli8859 Schrodinger was a guy so it's he.

    • @marshalsunrise6582
      @marshalsunrise6582 Před rokem +2

      @@The_Blue_Otaku Tried extending his life I think

  • @jonathancallender4896
    @jonathancallender4896 Před 8 měsíci +2

    I was laughing this entire episode .Good job.

  • @rabidgaming9383
    @rabidgaming9383 Před 5 měsíci +4

    Ok. I honestly would watch a whole abridged version with this dude as the voice of every character. This is entertaining

  • @benhramiak8781
    @benhramiak8781 Před rokem +346

    8:15
    'Do you know who i am, what i am?'
    'A vamp'
    'No, a warrior'
    Nice line there

  • @Dmobley9901
    @Dmobley9901 Před rokem +723

    Honestly, you gotta put at least 90% of the cast of Hellsing on the roundtable as well, at least as associates, because basically anyone who can hang with Alucard is walking with black air force energy by association.

    • @JFirecracker
      @JFirecracker Před rokem +31

      Unless you're a Wild Goose. Then you're a pack.

    • @Illegal0Insanity
      @Illegal0Insanity Před rokem +39

      Anderson for example

    • @sadistictalibangang3610
      @sadistictalibangang3610 Před rokem +12

      @@JFirecracker wait the captain was fie

    • @Dmobley9901
      @Dmobley9901 Před rokem +54

      @@sadistictalibangang3610 Yeah, Pip doesn't get much credit, man was a human fighting a war against an army of vampires with a small merc company and somehow held his own until one of the top ranks showed up, then man is almost single-handedly responsible for Seras upgrading to full demon timing all the time, and somehow managed to get the girl even after he was already dead-

    • @JFirecracker
      @JFirecracker Před rokem +16

      @@Dmobley9901 Yeah, that *is* fair, but my man DID still lose his body and is essentially a ping-pong ball inside Seras's conscious mind. Dunno if I can call that a W.

  • @vampirenessis8378
    @vampirenessis8378 Před 11 měsíci

    I have been waiting!

  • @dark742atreus4
    @dark742atreus4 Před 9 měsíci +2

    Bros father Andersons impression got me rolling 😂

  • @rolandholmdahl797
    @rolandholmdahl797 Před rokem +354

    Alucard is a founding member of Black Airforce, but he only showed up like once at the first meeting and didn't come back until now.
    Similar to Blast, as he shows up once and vanishes until much later.
    So it makes sense why Alucard isn't in the picture, because he's always out clapping night creatures up until recently to check in on the organization he helped in founding, and was pleased that his empty seat was waiting for him all this time.

    • @nickneckerman2220
      @nickneckerman2220 Před rokem +12

      He's always going out for walks

    • @jal1656
      @jal1656 Před rokem +2

      If Alucard is a founding member then what is Guts?

    • @toffen5454
      @toffen5454 Před rokem +7

      He's in his room watching from his 72 inch plasma tv screen with netflix

    • @rolandholmdahl797
      @rolandholmdahl797 Před rokem +8

      @@jal1656 He didn't show up for the first meeting, as he felt like he didn't need to.

    • @rolandholmdahl797
      @rolandholmdahl797 Před rokem +3

      @@toffen5454 I forgot that. He was also binging One Piece and other animes on his TV.

  • @jp3achtr33p6
    @jp3achtr33p6 Před rokem +675

    Who else would just straight up watch an abridged version of anything CJ does at this point? Every single video kills me 💀

  • @darkminion4.p
    @darkminion4.p Před 2 měsíci +4

    The best video ever straight up no cap hands down😂😂

    • @riiddisbuk2496
      @riiddisbuk2496 Před 2 měsíci +1

      I can't last one week without watching this video xDDD

  • @blaze9ii
    @blaze9ii Před 6 měsíci

    This is the best one yet

  • @TopGuardDawg
    @TopGuardDawg Před rokem +154

    Alcuard was one of the earliest badass anime black air force energy characters back in the early 2000s because there were not alot of shows that couldn’t compete with other shows like dragon ball z or naruto at the time and other popular anime shows

    • @robertjohnson-tz6mw
      @robertjohnson-tz6mw Před rokem +6

      Kenshiro fist of the north star was the first black air force

    • @TopGuardDawg
      @TopGuardDawg Před rokem

      @@robertjohnson-tz6mw yea but that was 2006

    • @chiefbawor_thegr8966
      @chiefbawor_thegr8966 Před rokem +1

      @@TopGuardDawg Technically the 80's

    • @AzureRoxe
      @AzureRoxe Před rokem +4

      Even more so when you remember HE IS THE GOOD GUY.
      Usually when someone does all that Alucard does, it's the villain who gets eventually defeated.

  • @liiljay11
    @liiljay11 Před rokem +239

    Alucard with the spongebob sound effects when he walking and simultaneously being called the greatest opp to ever live is series of events i didnt know i need in my life but im grateful i got it 😂😂😂

  • @soaringheart2203
    @soaringheart2203 Před měsícem +1

    😂
    You get a sub just bc of the OoT sound effects ❤❤ seriously I’m in stitches.

  • @vikeif
    @vikeif Před 9 měsíci +4

    Alucard walking the spongebob foot steps just fucking kills me.

  • @christ-abel8774
    @christ-abel8774 Před rokem +441

    "Vamp Boy and Vamp Girl sittin' in a tree, P-A-C-K-I-N-G! Packing!!"
    I died!! Missed you CJ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mickeysupreme5173
    @mickeysupreme5173 Před rokem +531

    I just wanna state the fact he turned Alucard into a whole Playboi Carti mixtape 🤣

  • @brianvance1178
    @brianvance1178 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Alucard is a lunatic and we LOVE HIM for it

  • @KainSpada09
    @KainSpada09 Před 2 měsíci +3

    This is probably the best parody I've seen since abridged

  • @Iwegbu
    @Iwegbu Před rokem +208

    "I WAS ONE AWAY FROM A UAV" had me on the floor 🤣