TOJI FUSHIGURO: The Cursed Baby Daddy

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  • čas přidán 30. 11. 2023
  • Aye foreal tho if yall got kids, please pay your child support.
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  • @ranoutofgoodusernames8394
    @ranoutofgoodusernames8394 Před 5 měsíci +16192

    Toji's the kind of father to go looking for the milk, then forget about the milk because he was busy beefing with a couple of teenagers.

    • @eonnexus
      @eonnexus Před 5 měsíci +861

      Isn't that basically what happened? XD

    • @ranoutofgoodusernames8394
      @ranoutofgoodusernames8394 Před 5 měsíci +304

      @@eonnexus Yes

    • @kyrohowe3156
      @kyrohowe3156 Před 5 měsíci +195

      ​@@eonnexus it's true, watch the Hidden Inventory arc

    • @jamesmburu280
      @jamesmburu280 Před 5 měsíci

      This is the dumbest comment ever it makes no sense

    • @RevulsiveLooper
      @RevulsiveLooper Před 5 měsíci +227

      Shit Toji forgot that milk years before Hidden Inventory. Mfer really went AWOL the second his wife died

  • @vibechecker3168
    @vibechecker3168 Před 5 měsíci +1985

    Toji Fushiguro sonned those boys so hard he remembered he had an actual son. Man is the AVATAR OF IGNORANCE

    • @kiyomi5583
      @kiyomi5583 Před 5 měsíci +222

      Its hilarious how beating up people made him rememeber he had a son.
      Like damn Toji lmao

    • @peggedyourdad9560
      @peggedyourdad9560 Před 5 měsíci +137

      It's because his son's name literally means "blessing" in Japanese. He remembered his son when he was doing the monologue about how Geto was blessed.

    • @anonisnoone6125
      @anonisnoone6125 Před 5 měsíci +46

      @@peggedyourdad9560He didn't even care enough to give him a boy name. He just knew Megumi meant blessing and went with that.

    • @stiffmeisterM87
      @stiffmeisterM87 Před 5 měsíci +39

      ​@@peggedyourdad9560 Didn't he also name the Inventory Curse 'Megumi' or am I tripping?

    • @salima-w3690
      @salima-w3690 Před 5 měsíci +26

      @@stiffmeisterM87no he did.

  • @justsomeguywithagoatee8337
    @justsomeguywithagoatee8337 Před 5 měsíci +1456

    11:49 Nah, Toji went out of his way not to kill Geto (so he wouldn't need to deal with all Geto's stored curses being released). So downgrade that to aggravated assault.

    • @fuckyoutube4398
      @fuckyoutube4398 Před 5 měsíci +57

      good point

    • @BIGTHANKSHEESH
      @BIGTHANKSHEESH Před 2 měsíci +62

      He was never even planning to attack Geto until Geto attacked him. So this is technically self-defense

    • @Jogothegoat
      @Jogothegoat Před 2 měsíci +22

      If a murderer tries to kill a person but by the time they do, the law enforcement shows up, it’s still attempted murder.
      He just didn’t want the extra trouble, and had he not known what will happen to the curses geto stored, he probably would’ve killed geto too.
      Let’s not forget toji murked the maid for *0* reason at all.
      It makes more sense why it’s an attempted murder (because he fought with murdeous intent) than aggravated assault (self defense)

    • @Aintiastinker2
      @Aintiastinker2 Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@Jogothegoatactually geto attacked him first it’s still self defense yo

    • @Nomadtheus
      @Nomadtheus Před 2 měsíci +14

      ​@@Aintiastinker2After breaking into jujutsu high and killing three people, that's like if a burglar broke into your house shot your wife dead and then claiming self defense when they beat the hell out of you when you try and cap em for it.

  • @shiggydiggyjones9953
    @shiggydiggyjones9953 Před 5 měsíci +499

    You didn't mention that before he turned Geto into a treasure map, he tossed up his cursed dagger, quickdrew a longer sword so he would reach, made the slashes THEN JUMPED AND CAUGHT THE FIRST DAGGER MID SPIN KICK. That whole sequence was fucking CRAZY.

    • @S-laughter-The-Clown
      @S-laughter-The-Clown Před 15 dny

      Toji fucking dipped him, battered him and Cooked him in the deep fryer, that ass whooping was nutr

  • @nastycrimeboi5085
    @nastycrimeboi5085 Před 5 měsíci +3793

    Toji is a better father to the damn curse on his neck than to his own son. Truly one of the most black air force deadbeats of all time

    • @MarukaiX
      @MarukaiX Před 5 měsíci +249

      It's wild cause it's true

    • @ELmayberry
      @ELmayberry Před 5 měsíci +42

      right 😂😂

    • @thursday8382
      @thursday8382 Před 5 měsíci +202

      it's cause unlike a child that lil mf useful

    • @hafirenggayuda
      @hafirenggayuda Před 5 měsíci +56

      Tbf, if not for Zenin shenanigan (and the mom), he would raise Megumi nicely

    • @mcbdllc2848
      @mcbdllc2848 Před 5 měsíci +18

      Is he better father than goku

  • @deanpai7787
    @deanpai7787 Před 5 měsíci +3694

    Toji is either the toughest or most glazed baby daddy in anime

  • @Lulumochii
    @Lulumochii Před 2 měsíci +138

    Bro died two times to avoid child support

  • @kweenikki
    @kweenikki Před 4 měsíci +106

    14:01 I CANT STOP LAUGHING “after Toji just murdered a senior citizen” LMFAOOO

  • @hoboguru2901
    @hoboguru2901 Před 5 měsíci +5996

    Selling your kid to the opps is definitely a wild addition to anime history

    • @Protogv
      @Protogv Před 5 měsíci +521

      Niggas making his sons backstory like he the creator 😂😂

    • @Pain-Chan
      @Pain-Chan Před 5 měsíci +96

      And I thought Dio was worst

    • @FW.Shadthix
      @FW.Shadthix Před 5 měsíci +78

      @@Pain-Channah he is worse😭😭

    • @carlgaming4488
      @carlgaming4488 Před 5 měsíci +32

      I thought toji didn't kill the maid 8:44

    • @Deon598
      @Deon598 Před 5 měsíci +9

      ​@@carlgaming4488Same, and I watched that episode bout 3 times

  • @Mista_Cassla
    @Mista_Cassla Před 5 měsíci +13721

    Toji going into the domain expansion with milk in each hand 😂🤣

  • @sensationaljoe
    @sensationaljoe Před 4 měsíci +92

    the lightskin voice for gojo is killing me😂😂

  • @PhenomenalOne1000
    @PhenomenalOne1000 Před 4 měsíci +108

    The way he turns tragic serious characters into comedy is a talent

  • @TheSupremehimuld-9wld
    @TheSupremehimuld-9wld Před 5 měsíci +5806

    The fact that toji forgot about his son then came to life just to whoop his child for nothing is crazy 😭😭😭

    • @stephaniex90
      @stephaniex90 Před 5 měsíci +381

      Life as a Latino child

    • @AzraelAsItGetsVtuber
      @AzraelAsItGetsVtuber Před 5 měsíci +531

      That's that parental instinct. By default, Toji felt that his kid was nearby and needed to remind him who brought him into this life.

    • @nobodysinceforever
      @nobodysinceforever Před 5 měsíci +66

      ​@@stephaniex90damn

    • @gabrieljernigan8443
      @gabrieljernigan8443 Před 5 měsíci +167

      ​@@AzraelAsItGetsVtuberToji also needed to give hin a reminder he could just as easily take his ass out💀

    • @ADMONIUS
      @ADMONIUS Před 5 měsíci +20

      @@stephaniex90story of my life right here.

  • @kanekio.cuchiha4968
    @kanekio.cuchiha4968 Před 5 měsíci +949

    Toji legit looked at his son and said “Nigga did I just catch you breathing” and proceed to punish him for his transgressions 😂😂😂

    • @minatodroger7890
      @minatodroger7890 Před 5 měsíci +78

      😆 🤣 went straight mista ruckus on him 😆 🤣 😂

    • @HOPEDACODER
      @HOPEDACODER Před 5 měsíci +83

      "Nigga did I just catch you havin fun?"😂

    • @user-dv5ro3cl9z
      @user-dv5ro3cl9z Před 5 měsíci +45

      "Nigga did I just catch you wanting to be shit" 💀

    • @BrokenDread
      @BrokenDread Před 15 dny

      He is Mr. Ruckus confirmed.

  • @Greneyes3384
    @Greneyes3384 Před 4 měsíci +357

    A content creator I really liked quit recently and someone made a video about his reasons for that and in that video he said. "People appreciate and like things in silence, but people hate things very loudly." it made me think that hitting the like button is one thing but leaving a nice comment can be so much more impactful so thank you CJ your videos always have me rolling bro I look forward to each and every time one of your videos comes up. Keep it up man and I'll see you in the New Year.

  • @kareem.H1
    @kareem.H1 Před 5 měsíci +90

    shystie sorcerer had me weak bro 😭 12:14

  • @joedy-annwilliams9633
    @joedy-annwilliams9633 Před 5 měsíci +1886

    Toji is the type of dad who will appear out of nowhere after 19 years when he hears you are a number one pick in any draft saying he was your number supporter 😭

  • @David-nh2dn
    @David-nh2dn Před 5 měsíci +1601

    Toji thought child support meant selling his kid to support his gambling addiction😂

    • @KiyoGam1
      @KiyoGam1 Před 4 měsíci +125

      Yeah. child supports him.

    • @patrickopondo9417
      @patrickopondo9417 Před 4 měsíci +17

      As they say its muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! wryyyyyy!!!!!

    • @teamhop
      @teamhop Před 4 měsíci

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    • @KaygeeFromNanotrasen
      @KaygeeFromNanotrasen Před 3 měsíci +6

      ​@@patrickopondo9417most sane Jojo fan

    • @PierceWald
      @PierceWald Před 5 dny +1

      @@patrickopondo9417CZcams translating this as it’s young is so much funnier

  • @That.multiversal.dude.
    @That.multiversal.dude. Před 4 měsíci +72

    17:28
    Nah, Toji was out there like in the Boondocks, casually saying "Nikka did I just catch you wanting to be shit ?" and kept obliterating his son before offing himself when realising he did that ☠️

  • @rifarira9160
    @rifarira9160 Před 4 měsíci +134

    Toji : 7:38
    Orochimaru : " HE COPY MY WHOLE FLOW! WORD FOR WORD, BAR FOR BAR!! "

  • @sansstudios1969
    @sansstudios1969 Před 5 měsíci +4154

    Not to mention Toji is voiced by the man who voiced Dio. Being a good father is just not something Toji signed up for.

    • @anjmmasp8304
      @anjmmasp8304 Před 5 měsíci +322

      Being a hobo-ass father was built into his DNA as soon as Takehito Koyasu (The guy who voiced DIO) was picked to be the voice actor.

    • @Eddie-yv1ix
      @Eddie-yv1ix Před 5 měsíci +114

      ​@@anjmmasp8304funny enough, he also voiced Shirogane's dad in Kaguya sama

    • @fanderp5954
      @fanderp5954 Před 5 měsíci +34

      wym brah papagane is the BEST father in anime

    • @Pain-Chan
      @Pain-Chan Před 5 měsíci +12

      You not joking bro

    • @Butoygirl
      @Butoygirl Před 5 měsíci +35

      He is also the voice actor of Zeke Yeager Monke Boi.

  • @Kanai799
    @Kanai799 Před 5 měsíci +2302

    Cursed baby daddy is the perfect set of words to describe Toji

    • @Mongolia24
      @Mongolia24 Před 5 měsíci +21

      Best farther firgue

    • @fisforfriendship6093
      @fisforfriendship6093 Před 5 měsíci +25

      what u mean he is a good daddy, he had that baby around his neck. he took him everywhere with him, even in his last moments

    • @astrology_2
      @astrology_2 Před 5 měsíci +1

      Fr

    • @Raiga345
      @Raiga345 Před 5 měsíci +2

      *cursed

    • @crazyman4485
      @crazyman4485 Před 5 měsíci

      @@fisforfriendship6093with geto as its mommy

  • @a3lopez733
    @a3lopez733 Před 5 měsíci +66

    The fact that Toji kick Geto so hard his shoe fell off is crazy 😭

  • @ricardozk
    @ricardozk Před 3 měsíci +24

    17:40 rare moment of escaping Truck Kun's k*ll.

  • @noahlarose7371
    @noahlarose7371 Před 5 měsíci +4334

    My man Toji just showed up, wipes a dude soul out of existence thru the raw power of his build alone, one shots an old lady, violates a Special grade curse in it’s own domain, vibe checks his own son, affirmed he was proud of him, refused to elaborate, and then took himself off the map.
    Absolute hood legend! 😂

  • @user-cx6lq8mt5g
    @user-cx6lq8mt5g Před 5 měsíci +465

    Fun Fact: The grandson isn’t even her grandson. The old lady kidnapped and brainwashed him as a kid to become her slave.

    • @ggvkx.
      @ggvkx. Před 4 měsíci +106

      Now I kinda feel bad for that guy

    • @mildlydazed9608
      @mildlydazed9608 Před 3 měsíci +50

      Tracks with how terrible the sorcerers are in jjk

    • @Jogothegoat
      @Jogothegoat Před 2 měsíci +16

      @Keep300 Can’t even be near a jjk sorcerer without dying, look at junpei 😭😭

    • @nic1924
      @nic1924 Před 2 měsíci +5

      NAHH NOT MY BOY JUNPEI@@Jogothegoat

    • @sumayyahadetunmbi4347
      @sumayyahadetunmbi4347 Před 25 dny +1

      Oh that is bad

  • @damiandelmoral5557
    @damiandelmoral5557 Před 4 měsíci +24

    Not only that, but canonically, Toji enterd into heaven despite all the heinous stuff he did XD

  • @KatusoDoesThat
    @KatusoDoesThat Před 5 měsíci +71

    Toji is the guy that just shows no mercy when it comes to money this man is the embodyment of disabondoning a person without knowing they exist

  • @reinsama2.09
    @reinsama2.09 Před 5 měsíci +384

    Toji legit ended his own life to avoid child support

    • @mylessmith9758
      @mylessmith9758 Před 5 měsíci +33

      It took him beating the shit outta someone to recall his sons name.

  • @venomflame2358
    @venomflame2358 Před 5 měsíci +1016

    I can never get over the fact that Toji literally beat the racist into Geto, and essentially caused most of the series events to happen. Cause if Geto never went evil and, died chances are Kenjaku wouldn't have been able to obtain idle transfiguration or cursed spirit manipulation the backbone of his plans.

    • @RevulsiveLooper
      @RevulsiveLooper Před 5 měsíci +176

      It's likely Gojo wouldn't be a strong as he is without his fight against Toji pushing him to learn reversed cursed technique.
      Even though it's not a direct influence, the fact that Maki ends up alot like him spells the end for an entire clan.

    • @raiu_fp5194
      @raiu_fp5194 Před 5 měsíci +114

      The racist into Geto 💀

    • @biel2517
      @biel2517 Před 5 měsíci +150

      @@raiu_fp5194 Toji only said the word monkey once and Geto stamped that into his brain lmao

    • @raiu_fp5194
      @raiu_fp5194 Před 5 měsíci +33

      @@biel2517 bro took it to the extreme lmao

    • @LaztheLax
      @LaztheLax Před 5 měsíci +61

      ​@@biel2517which is funnier considering he did the shit subconsciously as he was ko'd and near death, his soul absorbed those words tho.

  • @nickpro7651
    @nickpro7651 Před měsícem +9

    Toji realized Gojo and Geto was around and said "Work smarter, not harder"

  • @helveticalight3261
    @helveticalight3261 Před 3 měsíci +43

    The funny thing is that the name Megumi in Japanese means blessing or grace, so the fact that Toji forgot is extra diabolical
    Also, why ain't Vegeta in the hall of anime deadbeat dads?

  • @Edge-mv3jw
    @Edge-mv3jw Před 5 měsíci +608

    There are no words to describe Toji. The one who not only, avoided child support, had a hit on a child, but also came back with the milk just to mess around and then run his sons fade just for the heck of it.

  • @mervynlarrier9424
    @mervynlarrier9424 Před 5 měsíci +942

    Fun fact about Playful Cloud: it's originally Toji's weapon, which is why he's so nasty with it. Geto got it from Toji's Inventory curse, and Gojo gave it to Maki after Geto died (but she has a bit of trauma about using it because of what Geto did to her). Also, it's the only special grade cursed tool that doesn't have a cursed technique engraved in it. Its strength is proportional to the strength of the user.

    • @mrpandasian8871
      @mrpandasian8871 Před 5 měsíci +12

      H U H 👁👄👁

    • @unashamed6457
      @unashamed6457 Před 5 měsíci

      😭@@mrpandasian8871

    • @omnibeta1876
      @omnibeta1876 Před 5 měsíci +100

      ​@@mrpandasian8871Tldr: The triple Nun-chuck is Toji's OG weapon and he certainly showed the mastery that other users could never yet

    • @mrpandasian8871
      @mrpandasian8871 Před 5 měsíci +9

      @omnibeta1876 oh shit, the edit didn't go through, but like what you're saying is that maki could potentially be the strong playful cloud user in the zennin clan 🤔

    • @morteh7829
      @morteh7829 Před 5 měsíci +9

      What did geto do to maki

  • @HerpaDurpVg
    @HerpaDurpVg Před 2 měsíci +9

    “Oh my god, bro is that scammer”. 😂😂 why this kill me so much

  • @toiletboundhanako720
    @toiletboundhanako720 Před 3 měsíci +18

    Man I’m dying bro 😭 9:38

  • @Mikoru-
    @Mikoru- Před 5 měsíci +757

    the whole gojo being high and tripping is definitely my favorite part lol the "Puuuurrrrppplllleeee" got me rolling 😂 the whole slow talking was perfect lmao

    • @Adjapilorge
      @Adjapilorge Před 5 měsíci +30

      I wanna know what that beat was in 10:16 shi sounds beautiful

    • @S3verusMyG
      @S3verusMyG Před 5 měsíci +9

      sounds like international by summrs@@Adjapilorge

    • @Terablest
      @Terablest Před 5 měsíci +32

      😩 red-uhh 😂

    • @Adjapilorge
      @Adjapilorge Před 4 měsíci +4

      @@S3verusMyG omg thank you so much I’ve been waiting for someone to reply on that!!!!!😭

    • @rnwilliams44
      @rnwilliams44 Před 4 měsíci +1

      ​@@S3verusMyG Im still looking lol

  • @Narcashi
    @Narcashi Před 5 měsíci +753

    Imagine Toji being your dad 💀, it would be a flex but at what cost 😭

    • @EmptyMan000
      @EmptyMan000 Před 5 měsíci +169

      That's not even a flex, that's a "Damn, I am so sorry for you fam".

    • @mrreyes5004
      @mrreyes5004 Před 5 měsíci +51

      Toji picked the Monkey D. Luffy route and made a dash for that sweet freedom lmao.

    • @huaraches8934
      @huaraches8934 Před 4 měsíci +28

      Nah bro cus ik the bitches would wanna hang out with me just to be with him 😭

    • @kathrinefisher5554
      @kathrinefisher5554 Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@huaraches8934ONG bitches are just gonna be on you all because of your dad bruh that's crazy💀

    • @TrueBuddhaCat
      @TrueBuddhaCat Před 4 měsíci +3

      Mmm, I don’t know
      I would think having DIO as your dad would be more a flex; because at least your dad didn’t even know you even existed but you do have another strong as hell dad(Johnathan Joestar is also Girono’s dad through some Jojo logic) and your vampire dad is a freakin menace who doesn’t give a fuck who he messes with so long as he’s a hater

  • @gustabibabruh8112
    @gustabibabruh8112 Před 3 měsíci +8

    "Purpleehhh" Got me laughing soo hard! 😭

  • @lordaliyt1
    @lordaliyt1 Před 5 měsíci +24

    Remember that toji was actually becoming a good father before his wife passed away he became the man he was in the show because of his wife's death

  • @almax8189
    @almax8189 Před 5 měsíci +426

    I can't decide which WTF moment hits hardest:
    Gojo surviving that brutal shanking, turning on God Mode, and literally gave Toji a new hole, or Toji becoming the living definition of a "beatdown" then offing himself in front of his own kid.

    • @asideswipesilver8166
      @asideswipesilver8166 Před 5 měsíci +14

      I'd probably say the second bcz the first one didn't age well in the manga that's all I'm gonna say

    • @Azrael0.2
      @Azrael0.2 Před 5 měsíci +2

      At least we don’t have 2 gojo

  • @dankerbooper741
    @dankerbooper741 Před 5 měsíci +1012

    Despite being a deadbeat, in a weird way though, Toji kind of set up Megumi's life to be better than his no matter what happened
    1. If Megumi wasn't adopted by Gojo, he'd get into the Zenin clan and as a competent sorcerer he'd be able to live a better life than Toji could provide to him
    2. Since Megumi was adopted by Gojo, he didn't have to worry about financial troubles since Gojo is one of the richest sorcerers there is
    SPOILERS
    3. If Gojo ever got incapacitated, Megumi would become the head of the Zenin clan, making him one of the highest ranking sorcerers in the Jujutsu society. Toji might've also subconciously chosen to keep on fighting Gojo because he remembered the bet he had with Naobito.

    • @zero.9831
      @zero.9831 Před 5 měsíci +154

      Sums it up perfectly basically. Heavenly goes into an in-depth analysis about all of this, and yeah, checks out. Toji got hazed and abused due to being a jujutsu-less “monkey” (Maki being a “mirror” of this, but took a worse abuse due to being a woman and twin), so he had a grudge, seeing Gojo as the highest example and disrespect to his life (since the Zenin said he’d never amount to anything compared to Sorcerers)

    • @numberhunter62
      @numberhunter62 Před 5 měsíci +66

      Manga Spoiler!
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      Considering Megumi's current situation as Sukuna's vessel and being forced to watch as his own abilities killed his sister. Yeah, Megumi isn't doing too well now either.

    • @jgw9990
      @jgw9990 Před 5 měsíci +15

      ​@zero.9831 Wild that he takes it out on Gojo rather than the people that mistreated him. Maki did things better. Never really understood that. The Zenins aren't even that strong really - none of them even had domains. It's pretty hilarious that this supposedly elite family didn't produce a single special grade.

    • @akwolroll4705
      @akwolroll4705 Před 5 měsíci +22

      @@jgw9990the special grade they produced was megumi the 10 shadows is their equivalent of the Gojo clan Six Eyes + Limitless and the Kamo Blood Manipulation also the Zenin Clan are no jokes majority of them are Grade 1 remember being special grade is an anomaly and we only see a few

    • @frogsman383
      @frogsman383 Před 4 měsíci +2

      @@jgw9990 Megumi beat a Special Grade curse alone in s1 technetically making him a special grade sorcerer and used Domain Expansion (It was the same one that Itadori almost died to, before switching to Sukana). Also Toji is a special grade cause he beat Dagon alone. If Megumi grew up in the Zenin clan, i think he would probably end up like Gojo (Maybe without the arrogance).

  • @kanjo4976
    @kanjo4976 Před 2 měsíci +12

    10:40 the light skin voice is too much. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Gironomafiaboss
    @Gironomafiaboss Před 5 měsíci +36

    8:41 GOKGOKGOKGOK

  • @nickeel8401
    @nickeel8401 Před 5 měsíci +435

    Megumi saved the series. Yuji wanted to go up the building to fight whoever packed up Ino. If Megumi hadn't stopped him, Toji woulda put Yuji on a shirt

    • @busebuse8968
      @busebuse8968 Před 5 měsíci

      Diir

    • @ImDogReeksNut
      @ImDogReeksNut Před 5 měsíci +11

      wait until sukuna or that plot armor finally kicks in☠💀☠

    • @Underdog_Sounds
      @Underdog_Sounds Před 5 měsíci +3

      I'd actually think it would be close. Yuji is faster and possibly stronger without heavenly restrictions and he has cursed energy to use. It would be close but I'd take yuji.

    • @saisomkyauk995
      @saisomkyauk995 Před 5 měsíci +22

      @@Underdog_Soundsyuji is nowhere close to top 15 yet alone toji

    • @ImDogReeksNut
      @ImDogReeksNut Před 5 měsíci +5

      @@Underdog_Sounds if toji stands see this they gon put u on a T shirt ☠

  • @edahnndlovu274
    @edahnndlovu274 Před 5 měsíci +160

    Shoutout to Megumi, that man can take a beating like no one else can

    • @sarajuvey
      @sarajuvey Před 5 měsíci +65

      right? lol Sukuna, Todo, Toji, everyone throwing Megumi through buildings right and left and he's still standing

  • @RandomInternetStranger
    @RandomInternetStranger Před 2 měsíci +14

    YO THIS VIDEO WAS WILD BRO. Hearing you describe those fight scenes had my lungs _empty._ A+

  • @fork4207
    @fork4207 Před 5 měsíci +45

    You have to give the guy some credit in his dying moment the last thing he thought about was his son and even asked gojo to take care of him.

  • @justintravis1465
    @justintravis1465 Před 5 měsíci +333

    Everyone talks about how he blocked all of Megumi’s attacks but nobody mentions the fact that Toji wasn’t even looking at him💀

  • @kingofdank4429
    @kingofdank4429 Před 5 měsíci +416

    I like how Toji went from attempted murder to murder to attempted murder again. 😂

  • @matthewaugi9189
    @matthewaugi9189 Před 5 měsíci +6

    i love this man’s content, we NEED more videos from you CJ!

  • @Spacecookies-yy2be
    @Spacecookies-yy2be Před 4 měsíci +9

    Toji is the type of guy who forgets about his son, but then remembers it, and then remember his child support but then nobody just tells him he just gambles

  • @anonisnoone6125
    @anonisnoone6125 Před 5 měsíci +924

    Toji: The greatest baby daddy in all of existence. None can stand to the achievements this man has accomplished. Abandoning his son, killing an innocent girl, dying, returning with the milk only to beat the shit out of his son, and then dying again. A true marvel that all baby daddies should look up to.

    • @AchaOda
      @AchaOda Před 5 měsíci +69

      Also gave his son a girl's name

    • @haronal-mutairi808
      @haronal-mutairi808 Před 5 měsíci +10

      ​@@AchaOda True 😭

    • @elgoblinax8796
      @elgoblinax8796 Před 5 měsíci +5

      @@haronal-mutairi808 isnt it like a unisex name?

    • @haronal-mutairi808
      @haronal-mutairi808 Před 5 měsíci +38

      @@elgoblinax8796 no because toji said he forget all males name that's why he named him megumi
      Lol even with all of that he still forget him 🤣

    • @anonisnoone6125
      @anonisnoone6125 Před 5 měsíci +5

      @@AchaOda Man gave no fucks. If I was Megumi, I would've changed it by now.

  • @maxmason5888
    @maxmason5888 Před 5 měsíci +626

    Toji executed her and hit him with the pimp line: “ hoe dependency is no laughing matter “

    • @originaljoke4502
      @originaljoke4502 Před 3 měsíci +19

      he leaves out the part about losing money being scary since he's had plenty of opportunities to get used to it

  • @Reckless_Bacon
    @Reckless_Bacon Před 5 měsíci +11

    14:23 that's toji's weapon playful cloud

  • @vonn8092
    @vonn8092 Před 5 měsíci +3

    Cj putting in mad work. Also bro goated for linking the music used💯

  • @osmannasri7108
    @osmannasri7108 Před 5 měsíci +240

    Toji being that fast and a deadbeat father ain’t no coincidence 😭😭😭

  • @taserface2115
    @taserface2115 Před 5 měsíci +225

    48 months... HE HASN'T PAID CHILD SUPPORT IN 4 YEARS 😭

  • @raider3167
    @raider3167 Před měsícem +2

    I love how you can tell who watched Hood JJK just by what they call Ino. He’s either Ino or The Sheisty Sorcerer

  • @RalseiSmoocher
    @RalseiSmoocher Před 5 měsíci +8

    megumi: “wait i have a dad!?!?”
    gojo: “you *had* a dad.”

  • @kyuremthefrozen8539
    @kyuremthefrozen8539 Před 5 měsíci +149

    you know toji is devious when he is voiced by dio and throws truck kun at his own son

    • @tkraid2575
      @tkraid2575 Před 5 měsíci +6

      Hilarious reference, probably to Dio throwing a road roller to his great great grandson Jotaro (since Dio has Jonathan's body) 😂

  • @4RILDIGITAL
    @4RILDIGITAL Před 5 měsíci +644

    You have a knack for transforming each scene into a hilarious moment. Not only is your knowledge of the series impressive, but your comedic narration is top-tier.

  • @timothymelnychuk6951
    @timothymelnychuk6951 Před 5 měsíci +15

    14:15 how do we beat him?
    Toni: be fucking insane

  • @HelloKitty.z
    @HelloKitty.z Před 4 měsíci +16

    9:43 WHY WAS THIS A VIBE? THE SOUND-

  • @MimiMonday
    @MimiMonday Před 5 měsíci +792

    Fun fact: Toji (and Yuuta) are based off the creators actual father. He even asked them if Toji was based off him, and they didn't know how to answer. Lord have mercy. 😂 Gege seems close to their father though, and Toji is their favorite character. So it's pretty wholesome.

    • @Thehunter905
      @Thehunter905 Před 5 měsíci +75

      IM SORRY WHAT

    • @christopherross8976
      @christopherross8976 Před 5 měsíci +41

      Never heard of this that’s crazyy

    • @enigmadrath1780
      @enigmadrath1780 Před 5 měsíci +96

      That's one hell of a way to commemorate your dad in your writing 🤣🤣

    • @muazadam983
      @muazadam983 Před 5 měsíci +28

      Well dang that explains way too much

    • @enkidu1623
      @enkidu1623 Před 5 měsíci +26

      actually nanami is gege's fav character

  • @Foster_Cinema
    @Foster_Cinema Před 5 měsíci +453

    You know what's really cool about the Toji vs Megumi fight? It's said that Toji is working off of instinct - the instinct to destroy the strongest curse energy vessel (whether that'd be a user or a spirit) and after he mercs that special grade curse, the one he goes after is his own son! He does this before Jogo.
    So basically, Megumi has the confirmed potential to be one of the strongest characters in the show! This is even bolstered by his technique being able to go toe to toe with Sakuna. Honestly, I'm super pumped to see where the story and characters go.

    • @doggerlander
      @doggerlander Před 5 měsíci +29

      he was only stronger than a weakened Nanami and Naobito

    • @mr.unknown731
      @mr.unknown731 Před 4 měsíci +38

      ​@@doggerlanderMegumi was also weakened by tearing a hole in a pocket dimension. His potential still stands

    • @doggerlander
      @doggerlander Před 4 měsíci +14

      @@mr.unknown731 compared to losing an arm or getting worn out from tanking and blocking direct attacks?
      aint no way you think opening a domain gets anywhere near this

    • @mr.unknown731
      @mr.unknown731 Před 4 měsíci +14

      @kishka5526 Yes because Megumi was draining curse energy to not just cut a hole in a pocket dimension but also stop the user's effects with his own domain expansion. Something Nanimi and the others COULDN'T do. There is no debate on this as Megumi's potential in strength is way higher than theirs. Curse energy is basically life energy in the story when you actively use it.

    • @Chrisdish
      @Chrisdish Před 4 měsíci +8

      ​@@mr.unknown731from both the manga and anime the reason Megumi was targeted was because while he was worn out, the others were injured.
      It has nothing to do with "life energy" or whatever agenda you're trying to push.
      He fights off based who was strongest in that specific moment
      If you were talking about "potential" then he wouldn't have targeted Dagon.

  • @januskhazar237
    @januskhazar237 Před 2 měsíci +2

    This is the funniest shit I watched this week, subbed right away.

  • @pandaway7599
    @pandaway7599 Před měsícem +2

    “I alone abandon my son”
    -Toji Fushiguro

  • @buddylee5712
    @buddylee5712 Před 5 měsíci +373

    When the world needed him most, he returned

    • @thekingofnothing3528
      @thekingofnothing3528 Před 5 měsíci +4

      Toji is step dad.

    • @forgotenID
      @forgotenID Před 5 měsíci +5

      Then killed himself 😂like bro fushiguro could have used his help 😂

    • @antonhanna2423
      @antonhanna2423 Před 5 měsíci +2

      Dude, you took the words right out of my fucking mouth. When I saw him appear on screen with his entire personality restored, I literally said, "the champ, has come back, to Monday Night Raw"!😃
      Now that I'm done talking like a bitch, can anybody tell if Raw still airs on monday nights or did they decide to move it again? I lost track a couple months ago.🙄

    • @dak9390
      @dak9390 Před 5 měsíci +1

      ​@@antonhanna2423❤❤❤

    • @anonisnoone6125
      @anonisnoone6125 Před 5 měsíci +2

      I really wish he stuck around but otherwise he'd have to kill his son.

  • @LadyMajolish
    @LadyMajolish Před 5 měsíci +170

    The Greatest Offense that Toji did is making The Internet, especially Twitter THIRSTING over Him, a DEADBEAT who forgot his own son's name.

    • @KelKilimanjaro
      @KelKilimanjaro Před 5 měsíci +21

      *s e n s a t i o n a l*

    • @rssspt
      @rssspt Před 5 měsíci +1

      That shit made realize that these hoes really ain't loyal like breezy said. You know how many girls I saw jump ship from Gojo to big daddy Toji? And the outrageous shit they were saying too lmaooo

    • @tkraid2575
      @tkraid2575 Před 5 měsíci

      Over six foot, ripped, decent face, and a total douchebag = Instant thirst trap for Twitter peeps 😂

  • @Cjohnsonmuisc
    @Cjohnsonmuisc Před 4 měsíci +2

    Bruh 😂😂 I can’t stop laughing 😂.. that stinkmeaner reference was too accurate 😂

  • @ignightroad
    @ignightroad Před měsícem +2

    I'm SO glad YT recommended this video, didn't stop laughing the whole way through. +1 sub!

  • @pizzaeldante3446
    @pizzaeldante3446 Před 5 měsíci +347

    The fact that you didn't acknowledge the fact that he SHARPENED A 3 SECTION STAFF. You just quickly moved past it. He effortlessly sharpened the Staff with ITSELF. And he did it, slowly... Letting the fear set in as it gets sharper and sharper.

    • @hammaskeijjo6140
      @hammaskeijjo6140 Před 5 měsíci +87

      Yeah and it was SPECIAL GRADE nunchucks (or sansetsukons). Special grade weapons are propably durable af so the force he applied to them when sharpening must have been crazy.

    • @AzraelAsItGetsVtuber
      @AzraelAsItGetsVtuber Před 5 měsíci +80

      Or the fact that Toji is the reason for Geto becoming racist asf. Imagine beating someone so badly that they literally become racist towards not only you, but people even remotely like you.

    • @nightsky.94
      @nightsky.94 Před 5 měsíci +8

      It's called a 3 section staff not nunchucks ppl lol shaolin uses them

    • @legendofold101
      @legendofold101 Před 5 měsíci +7

      Bro I didn't even think about that ha ha. He got so shook he was like these people got to go. @@AzraelAsItGetsVtuber

    • @rohanking12able
      @rohanking12able Před 5 měsíci

      ​@@legendofold101bro took his shawty and that niggas 1700 blood starting boiling

  • @smorphous8928
    @smorphous8928 Před 5 měsíci +105

    Toji literally upgraded from getting the milk to pulling a Heihachi and beating up his son. 😂

  • @theghostyboy5626
    @theghostyboy5626 Před 10 dny

    I just found your channel and this was the funniest thing ever. I’m so glad I found this video. Definitely subbing.😂😂 Made me laugh so hard

  • @adrianballin9560
    @adrianballin9560 Před 3 měsíci +8

    its crazy how the only thing that truly stopped toji..... was paying child support he really "left it all behind" and chose death over taxes.... real

  • @danilshirnin2406
    @danilshirnin2406 Před 5 měsíci +76

    I cannot wait for your trial of Sukuna. That DEMON did more damage in 9 minutes than anyone rest of the arc!

    • @junglekxngtalksanime
      @junglekxngtalksanime Před 5 měsíci +17

      Bro gave Shibuya that ol Malevolent Kitchen treatment

    • @johnnoreau3570
      @johnnoreau3570 Před 5 měsíci +4

      @@junglekxngtalksanime
      As he should. Sukuna was cooking.

    • @joyc.e.7511
      @joyc.e.7511 Před 5 měsíci +1

      ​@@johnnoreau3570Let him cook...? 💀

    • @joyc.e.7511
      @joyc.e.7511 Před 5 měsíci

      Fr, I don't think I've ever seen a character commit so many atrocities in so little time. And even without Mahoraga, he still would have don't it, for shits and giggles.

    • @johnnoreau3570
      @johnnoreau3570 Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@joyc.e.7511 bro even brought his own kitchen 😭😂

  • @Jokerman518
    @Jokerman518 Před 5 měsíci +96

    The fact that Toji has all that jutsu, just to shoot her with a blicky is hilarious. Black AF1 energy like a MF

    • @PhenomenalOne1000
      @PhenomenalOne1000 Před 5 měsíci +11

      He don’t have Jutsu thou he’s just strong asf and thats more terrifying honestly

    • @silverwolf6194
      @silverwolf6194 Před 3 měsíci +7

      Actually, he shot her because bullets have no cursed energy. That's why Geto didn't sense him.

  • @fadibimbola643
    @fadibimbola643 Před měsícem +1

    "What type of shrooms is he on!?!?!"
    I'll never recover from this😂😂

  • @zabasuuchiha7857
    @zabasuuchiha7857 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Why is this my first time finding this channel, this was the funniest anime video Ive ever watched shit got me weak😂😂😂😂

  • @SolarSneaks
    @SolarSneaks Před 5 měsíci +139

    never heard a more accurate description of a character in my life

  • @ShockedTaiLung
    @ShockedTaiLung Před 5 měsíci +59

    9:35 BROOOOOOOOOO THIS WAS DEVIOUS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @JoshHaley-cb1kd
    @JoshHaley-cb1kd Před 2 měsíci

    Not only do i be learning bout other 🔥 ass anime’s on here…but this shii entertaining asf💯

  • @theanimeshinobi
    @theanimeshinobi Před 3 měsíci +3

    Dawg this man be having me dyin cuh 😂😭😂😭

  • @Phasmania
    @Phasmania Před 5 měsíci +138

    The Gojo lightskin voice kills me every time istg. 10:50 “Weeeavuhuh🫦😩”

  • @stonephantom
    @stonephantom Před 5 měsíci +158

    The fact that you didn't include the part about that rabbit that wanted to box with toji is criminal😂😂

  • @emanuelvasquez3380
    @emanuelvasquez3380 Před 5 měsíci +12

    hey cj we need a case fir margrave juro (star wars visions) and mikazuki augus (gundam iron blooded orphans), also 15:25 cool premier league gif my boi

  • @corleonejules5131
    @corleonejules5131 Před měsícem

    Been watching awhile love the content.

  • @alcatrazvongola
    @alcatrazvongola Před 5 měsíci +43

    That Gojo impression had me in tears 😂

  • @themba-senpai5628
    @themba-senpai5628 Před 5 měsíci +51

    Geto was low key rizzing the star plasma vessel 😂😂

    • @PhenomenalOne1000
      @PhenomenalOne1000 Před 5 měsíci +13

      That’s what got him going, toji killed his rizz target the proceeded to beat the shit outta him

    • @honsai7409
      @honsai7409 Před 5 měsíci

      What the actual f*ck is wrong with y'all? Is being a nice person count as "rizzing" now?

  • @Mary-xs2jp
    @Mary-xs2jp Před 2 měsíci

    Ive watched this video at least 5 times. I can’t stop. It’s hilarious everytime

  • @thato85
    @thato85 Před měsícem +7

    17:47 my dad after beating me

  • @imjustbeinghonest2994
    @imjustbeinghonest2994 Před 5 měsíci +168

    You know, for someone that doesn't really get JJK's power system, your explanation at 13:50 was pretty accurate. Matter of fact, that is probably the best and simplest way to explain it.

    • @anonisnoone6125
      @anonisnoone6125 Před 5 měsíci +17

      JJK power system is really well thought out. U should watch some videos on it explaining it.

    • @milicenty
      @milicenty Před 5 měsíci +9

      ​@@anonisnoone6125 some of it gets overexplained and has way too many extra details and steps for some of the techniques

    • @imjustbeinghonest2994
      @imjustbeinghonest2994 Před 5 měsíci +6

      @@anonisnoone6125 I was referring to CJ as the "someone that doesn't really get JJK's power system" 😅

    • @murasakino101
      @murasakino101 Před 5 měsíci +2

      I don't really get the power system fully either so I don't think anyone would het mad at him lol. I agree that he definitely did explain things really well in the video though.

  • @Yk.Satoru
    @Yk.Satoru Před 5 měsíci +66

    Glad to see that Toji “Through Heaven and Earth, that is NOT my kid” Fushiguro got a video

  • @FinalQueue007
    @FinalQueue007 Před 5 měsíci +13

    10:48 Sad part is, he was telling himself something was wrong! Yet he kept going anyways 😂

  • @ariellegooding107
    @ariellegooding107 Před 5 měsíci

    Man, you are so fucking funny! You had me looseing my mind this entire video! Pure comedy gold here!!!!!😂😂😂🤣🤣

  • @ezanareez
    @ezanareez Před 5 měsíci +129

    9:35 “Squirting and farting, squirting and farting, squirting and farting” - Satoru Gojo
    This is now canon💀🤦🏾

  • @erodoujinshilover2811
    @erodoujinshilover2811 Před 5 měsíci +142

    Justice for the animators at mappa for animating the absolute work of art that is the shibuya incident arc

  • @kindamid
    @kindamid Před 2 měsíci +2

    I GOT A RED LOBSTER AD RIGHT AFTER THE RED LOBSTER JOKE

  • @dominicconway1112
    @dominicconway1112 Před 5 měsíci +6

    This is honestly one of the first videos I’ve guttural laughed at in a while 😂 “Bag your ass up, redddddd” - goldddddddddd
    Bro you got yow azz beat and your shystie snatched - hahah
    Liked and subscribed