How Europe Handles The Migrant Crisis in 3 Minutes

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  • čas přidán 5. 01. 2021
  • Real footage from the European Parliament. No kidding
    #europe #migrants #crisis
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  • @RadicalLiving
    @RadicalLiving  Před 3 lety +1804

    Happy New Year everyone! I have a feeling 2021 is gonna be amazing 💃

    • @suhanisingh3257
      @suhanisingh3257 Před 3 lety +5

      Happy new year🌹

    • @pleng5199
      @pleng5199 Před 3 lety +2

      Happy new year! 🥳

    • @azhartemirova06
      @azhartemirova06 Před 3 lety +1

      Love your videos, you're so cool,danke fürs Video, megageil 🤗🤩👍 mach bitte ein Video über die Unterschiede zwischen den Deutschen, Österreicher und Schweizer:) Frohes neues Jahr 🤗🤗🤗

    • @azhartemirova06
      @azhartemirova06 Před 3 lety +3

      @Mariana Mata hahah nice

    • @sofyasofyasofya
      @sofyasofyasofya Před 3 lety +1

      Thanks for the video♥️

  • @demigodgamez
    @demigodgamez Před 3 lety +11862

    Germany:
    *invades Poland to get more space for immigrants*

  • @proximacentauri9635
    @proximacentauri9635 Před 3 lety +3657

    Japan be like: what is an immigrant?

    • @omarkiller2222
      @omarkiller2222 Před 3 lety +97

      Not true, the Arabs are moving to Japan. Did you not hear about the Japanese sheikh who didn't shave his pubes for 234 days then shaved them and stuck them to his face to make a beard because he doesn't have one. Its common knowledge lookup Sheikh Shigeru Iwatmohammada.

    • @ezri5021
      @ezri5021 Před 3 lety +310

      @@omarkiller2222 i cant find what you told to search for.

    • @yonniiisan
      @yonniiisan Před 3 lety +250

      @@omarkiller2222 yeah but they are going in small numbers as a regular immigrants where they have degrees and they actually contribute to the japanese economy

    • @omarkiller2222
      @omarkiller2222 Před 3 lety +20

      @@yonniiisan Hmm good point. Though you have to agree that sticking pubes to your face is rather odd. Then again, Japanese women tend to not shave their pubes so maybe they can provide beards to the men by shaving their pubes and restore balance to the country. Hmm, I must now go and ponder this idea while weep at the thought of my erectile dysfunction getting worse due to my steroid use.

    • @omarkiller2222
      @omarkiller2222 Před 3 lety +4

      @@ezri5021 Look harder...

  • @Bibliosection
    @Bibliosection Před 2 lety +2294

    Britain: "Don't worry guys. I have a plan."
    Britain: ......
    Britain has left the chat

    • @derPetunientopf
      @derPetunientopf Před 2 lety +23

      I dont even understand why some migrants want so badly to get to Britain. Britain sucks compared to the Netherlands or Norway.

    • @jayATUK
      @jayATUK Před 2 lety +46

      @@derPetunientopf Can't deny that 😂😭
      And now with Brexit it's even worse

    • @anasbelmont8945
      @anasbelmont8945 Před 2 lety +8

      @@derPetunientopf because Britain draw there maps maybe

    • @Mister-ti5ce
      @Mister-ti5ce Před 2 lety +6

      England is a nice place, stfu everyone.

    • @IndigoVagrant
      @IndigoVagrant Před 2 lety +5

      @@Mister-ti5ce *snort chuckle*
      Scotland and Whales maybe. England? Idk man.

  • @augu345
    @augu345 Před 3 lety +927

    Germany: "You all are welcome here"
    Rest of Europe:😶

    • @generaloverlord2988
      @generaloverlord2988 Před 2 lety +42

      As a german i would say: So geht das nicht mit den Ausländern weiter.

    • @Hungabrigoo
      @Hungabrigoo Před 2 lety +116

      Later, when the migrants prove to be too many:
      Germany: Look at this problem ALL OF US have created!

    • @jokingker2553
      @jokingker2553 Před 2 lety +7

      @Cool Cat She seems to like being called a traitor by actual Germans. I especially like the army of cowardice men that she invaded the country with. A real antichrist.

    • @jokingker2553
      @jokingker2553 Před 2 lety +5

      @Cool Cat Drunk as always! 🍺

    • @magnagermania9311
      @magnagermania9311 Před rokem

      Dont say germany, its our okd shitfave politicians that do whatever they want, getting payed for doing so.

  • @sandroribeiro7644
    @sandroribeiro7644 Před 3 lety +8634

    Portugal: "We can take as many as you want"
    What Portugal truly says: "We take as many as you want because we know they will leave Portugal to Germany and we will recieve the money for taking them anyway"

    • @magyareuro2173
      @magyareuro2173 Před 3 lety +300

      Funny enough Portugal is like 97 98 percent European they effect there is so little. As they leave for France and Germany.

    • @NibanoTugano
      @NibanoTugano Před 3 lety +57

      Noice compatriota

    • @GenericUsername1388
      @GenericUsername1388 Před 3 lety +119

      Lol That makes sense.
      Portuguese South African here🇿🇦🇵🇹

    • @magyareuro2173
      @magyareuro2173 Před 3 lety +18

      @@GenericUsername1388 get out of there man lol

    • @GenericUsername1388
      @GenericUsername1388 Před 3 lety +33

      @@magyareuro2173 y?

  • @katerinaliakou5549
    @katerinaliakou5549 Před 3 lety +4637

    This will be shown in schools in 2100 when they learn about recent European history.

    • @RadicalLiving
      @RadicalLiving  Před 3 lety +204

      😂😂

    • @alduin1360
      @alduin1360 Před 3 lety +21

      Yeah, probaly. XD

    • @rbasket8
      @rbasket8 Před 3 lety +185

      In 2100 they will just teach Sharia

    • @user-ox6rx8bf3g
      @user-ox6rx8bf3g Před 3 lety +18

      Dont be racist. The same thing actually happening in those refugees countries. They bring people from Africa and hand them everything while Semitic people like Arabs who have been living in their lands and witnessed all the Abrahamic religions are being driven away by wars, poverty and more. I feel you but you’re a victim as much as I am also a victim.
      Plus Europa is Arabic word meaning Ghourba(the geographical west). Ask Germans orientalists who fed you all lies.

    • @user-ox6rx8bf3g
      @user-ox6rx8bf3g Před 3 lety +8

      Arabs are part of Mediterranean history. We have ruled Roma whilst not a single Germanic person ruled it. Search up King Philip the Arab and king Septimius(Septim) Arabicus.
      Polish are Germanics so keep away please.

  • @worldinsights930
    @worldinsights930 Před 2 lety +924

    Sweden: *"Scandinavia will take as many as necessary"*
    Denmark and Norway: *WHAT?!!*
    Finland: *breathes in relief*

    • @flyingbarbarian1
      @flyingbarbarian1 Před 2 lety +61

      @Thomas Shelby As a fin let me make this clear. Finland is Not a Scandinavian country only 10% of our land is considered a part of Scandinavia. So We don’t really care about Scandinavian politics.

    • @ermin2248
      @ermin2248 Před 2 lety +23

      Sweden Democrats: allow us to introduce ourselves

    • @quinnholloway5400
      @quinnholloway5400 Před 2 lety

      Finland is Finland
      Finland is Finnish
      They hate Scandinavia

    • @khangnguyenthaiduy9129
      @khangnguyenthaiduy9129 Před 2 lety +8

      @@flyingbarbarian1 Really? Because Finnish people are pretty much immigrants in the Scandinavia you know.
      Finland are made of Finnish people who are descendants of the Suomi people who migrated to the Nordic during the Hungarian Invasion around 10th century. So technically, the entire nation of Finland are immigrants, seeing them refuse to take in others are weird.

    • @flyingbarbarian1
      @flyingbarbarian1 Před 2 lety +70

      @@khangnguyenthaiduy9129 Every European Ethnic group came from somewhere And settled in Europe where they wanted And made these countries what they are today So callin Finns in Finland Immigrants of Finland is very rude And weird...

  • @idarknight2123
    @idarknight2123 Před 2 lety +580

    Europe: did you pay for your visa? did you get a degree for coming here? we dont want you.
    Also Europe: Do you come illegally without any education and we don't know anything about your past? We want you!!

    • @yucol5661
      @yucol5661 Před 2 lety +13

      Immigration everywhere is a mess, like DMV in steroids. Because who cares, it’s all long term and besides this people don’t even vote /s

    • @khrystynahrynkevych7440
      @khrystynahrynkevych7440 Před 2 lety +92

      So true!! When some people wait a year for studying visa, other got accepted without documents and knowledge of a language:((

    • @aryan_bhat
      @aryan_bhat Před 2 lety +11

      You explained it so well. European countries reject study visas from honest educated people from rest of the world but allow uneducated radical Jihadis to enter your country.

    • @literalmenteeu7217
      @literalmenteeu7217 Před 2 lety +5

      Maybe if i get a tan, stop eating pork and start harassing women I'll get into Europe easily

    • @literalmenteeu7217
      @literalmenteeu7217 Před 2 lety

      @Julia W "fleeing for your life" with only men on the boats LOL. They are economic migrants. If they go for Sweden, France and other distant countries instead of their near muslim countries, they are not "refugees".

  • @flowerchild8450
    @flowerchild8450 Před 3 lety +3351

    France to Germany: *”You just want to be nice so people forget what you did in the war.”*
    lmao

    • @ahjumma8351
      @ahjumma8351 Před 3 lety +131

      As a German, I can confirm this is true and it's extremely annoying. Dumb "nice girl" 101

    • @nightowl334
      @nightowl334 Před 2 lety +9

      @@ahjumma8351 what nice girl 101

    • @sleepysera
      @sleepysera Před 2 lety +73

      @@ahjumma8351 So basic human decency is dumb and annoying now. Cool.

    • @link_junior
      @link_junior Před 2 lety +178

      @@sleepysera Yes, it's when you put your people in danger just to avoid someone calling you a racist because of the things that happened before you were born

    • @sleepysera
      @sleepysera Před 2 lety +80

      @@link_junior Except that's not the reason at all. Germany is a Christian and Humanist society, those are the values it was founded on and they've been the focus since long before the world wars. They place significant focus on altruism (doing things for the benefit of other, less fortunate people) and the universal, inherent dignity of every human (meaning you don't create - or ignore - situations in which said human dignity is threatened, and that applies to ALL humans, not just your own citizens).
      No one will forget what Germany did in WW2. Germany itself specifically doesn't WANT it to be forgotten, that's why there is such a massive focus on remembrance of past atrocities in our education, art and collective culture in general. Oblivion is _surely_ not the intent behind any of Germany's actions today.
      It's all fun and games to have that line in a humorous video where all countries' stances are simplified and that accusation WAS definitely thrown around quite a bit back in 2015, but when you try to claim it as true when it simply isn't, that's when I take issue with it.

  • @gabrielmenghini1781
    @gabrielmenghini1781 Před 3 lety +1658

    SWITZERLAND:
    Chilling in the corner and eat chocolate

    • @altus3278
      @altus3278 Před 3 lety +75

      The country is literally made of immigrants

    • @altus3278
      @altus3278 Před 3 lety +47

      I don't know any family that has been living in switzerland for more than two generations

    • @jasonb5890
      @jasonb5890 Před 3 lety +138

      @@altus3278 yeah but they're what true immigrants should be hard working showing love to the host country accepting it it's culture immerse themselves into it and being good citizens who pay their taxes and so on

    • @aiseh7040
      @aiseh7040 Před 3 lety +59

      @haneefm7020 I believe Switzerland makes it a requirement that those who migrate to Switzerland must abide its laws and culture. Meaning, no Minarets and maybe no burkas (a referendum will be held this year).
      I don't necessarily agree with the burka ban, but at the same time, I can't argue with Switzerland's plan. It's their country and they can make the rules and unlike Switzerland, France, Germany, and Sweden are having a crisis with regards to integration of refugees and migrants.

    • @Donknowww
      @Donknowww Před 3 lety +52

      @haneefm7020 Here in switzerland refugees must pay for their stay if they have more than 2'000 Euros. Its not a joke. We also take their possessions if they can't pay. So yes of course they don't want to come here. We also send them back if they are registered first at another place. They mostly go to germany if they make it to switzerland because there they get anything they want. Not our problem.

  • @VS-is1gc
    @VS-is1gc Před 2 lety +91

    Sweden trying to speak for the rest of the Nordics is the most accurate thing in this

  • @VeraDonna
    @VeraDonna Před 3 lety +37

    Best Angela Merkel impression I've seen.

  • @marselluswallace775
    @marselluswallace775 Před 3 lety +3061

    That moment when finland becomes a part of scandinavia and norway is left out.

    • @filip5018
      @filip5018 Před 3 lety +233

      Finland is a scandinavian country, and norway is left out bc they r not in the EU

    • @bartoszwysocki4062
      @bartoszwysocki4062 Před 3 lety +548

      @@filip5018 No, Finland is not a Scandinavian country. It's Nordic.

    • @alanzo428
      @alanzo428 Před 3 lety +49

      @@bartoszwysocki4062 ok.... Wait, What?

    • @filip5018
      @filip5018 Před 3 lety +46

      @@bartoszwysocki4062 sorry friend, my bad

    • @izabella7174
      @izabella7174 Před 3 lety +32

      @@bartoszwysocki4062 a man of scienc

  • @zalpman
    @zalpman Před 3 lety +4234

    Poland avoided it with Eastern European kind of style. They just let in lots of Ukrainians and Belarusians. Cultural difference are really small and they look the same. Almost nothing has changed for them and they always can tell “we have a lot of immigrants”. lol

    • @deniszdrv4601
      @deniszdrv4601 Před 3 lety +862

      improvise, adapt, overcome

    • @henrikg7661
      @henrikg7661 Před 3 lety +410

      Clever move

    • @stanisaw-yq4gw
      @stanisaw-yq4gw Před 3 lety +6

      It's not a about cultural differences czcams.com/video/TYSX2vI7oPk/video.html

    • @oviatb
      @oviatb Před 3 lety +61

      Each person is unique culturally, since there are so many factors defining culture: thwir background, their family's situation, the spiritual and religious factors they came across, the books they read, the people they met, their profession.
      That's why as citizens of democracies we have the duties to accomodate to a wide range of cultures, to be multicultural ourselves as individuals, in order to be able to havr meaningful democratic debates. Democracy is about accommodating a variety of points of views. Welcome to the future! A global future!

    • @zalpman
      @zalpman Před 3 lety +471

      @@oviatb are you ok? Do you need any help?

  • @ivanrenic4243
    @ivanrenic4243 Před 2 lety +59

    The way Denmark and Finland awkwardly pretend like they don't know Sweden and just go like: "Don't drag us into this!" is honestly genius🤣

  • @LeonMRr
    @LeonMRr Před 2 lety +29

    Czech republic: I'll take some if I have to, but they have to be white
    Finland and Denmark: *silently nods*

  • @cardenassolisrodrigo2601
    @cardenassolisrodrigo2601 Před 3 lety +3584

    I was expecting to Britain just saying "You know what? I'm out!"
    (Edited): Woa woa woa, so much likes without noticing, thanks alot, but hey, chill out down the replies, my comment was just made for fun and then I saw you all arguing about politics, chill out or I'll edit this comment again.

    • @cardenassolisrodrigo2601
      @cardenassolisrodrigo2601 Před 3 lety +138

      Yeah, but more dramatic that I expected.

    • @pharrellcarrigan6764
      @pharrellcarrigan6764 Před 3 lety +12

      Britian is still in europe but not the eu

    • @Luzitanium
      @Luzitanium Před 3 lety +26

      @@pharrellcarrigan6764 this refugee issue is political and UK is out of Europe politically.

    • @sitofak
      @sitofak Před 3 lety +8

      "And for that reason, I'm out"

    • @Worldtravelerr78
      @Worldtravelerr78 Před 3 lety +3

      Me too, but that’s a completely American expression.

  • @JZBxTrip
    @JZBxTrip Před 3 lety +4310

    The Austrian line about the free bus tickets was the funniest thing from all this, actually sad, story. But yes, the Austrians were like "ooooh, hellooo dear refugees come here but noooononoo no staying here, Germany's waiting for youuu. I said NEIN, go to Deutschland, schnell"!

    • @Okoi05
      @Okoi05 Před 3 lety +48

      Ouch 😅

    • @johnybecool2810
      @johnybecool2810 Před 3 lety +141

      Thats complete bollox. Austria has taken in more migrants then Germany per capita.

    • @nocomment00
      @nocomment00 Před 3 lety +26

      @@Alysana2604 just take em in your own yard then

    • @FriedrichBarb
      @FriedrichBarb Před 3 lety +114

      Suddenly find the Austrians to be much more intelligent

    • @FriedrichBarb
      @FriedrichBarb Před 3 lety +140

      @lunatic. America is a nation made of European descent, migration of European race between their nations is not a bad thing, it’s when Africans/Asians begin mixing with Europeans that it becomes a problem
      Europe didn’t start the war in Middle East or North Africa, America did, in an ideal world they would take in the migrants or the mega rich oil nations of UAE, Saudi or Iran, but no Europe has to take the burden

  • @patriciavandevelde5469
    @patriciavandevelde5469 Před 5 měsíci +15

    Belgium, France, no housing anymore! Full is full!

    • @DOT_Z
      @DOT_Z Před 4 měsíci

      Exactly

    • @malogibeaux4946
      @malogibeaux4946 Před 4 měsíci

      Actually, There is plenty of empty houses in france, it's just that the rich buy them to get more money. Stop blaming migrants for everything guys.

  • @keivan6125
    @keivan6125 Před 2 lety +360

    And here I am trying to immigrate legally to Germany for almost 11 years and I still cannot, however, I know a guy who came to Germany as a refugee, and in 6 months they accepted his case (lying that he is gay). Sometimes I genuinely think the EU loves unskilled, tax evaders flood into their countries, and keeping the real immigrants busy with the stupid bureaucratic procedures, is a fun game for the politicians over there.

    • @oleksandrzubchenko7739
      @oleksandrzubchenko7739 Před 2 lety +3

      Hi. Where are you from?

    • @BasileosHerodou
      @BasileosHerodou Před rokem

      Yeah it's really sad how many r@pists and terr@rists can come legally to Germany in under a year and you can't say anything about it because racism

    • @hugof3243
      @hugof3243 Před rokem +1

      Germany wants to eradicate its own people because everyone is consumed by guilt for no reason

    • @hyleenpognaire8134
      @hyleenpognaire8134 Před rokem

      Lying he's gay lol😂

    • @nikkiobernik8296
      @nikkiobernik8296 Před rokem +21

      ...at the same time my partner and i are a same-sex couple who have been in a long distance relationship, both non-EU citizens. After i moved to the EU my partner's EU visa got rejected because there wasn't "enough proof that he will leave the Schengen area"... So we now have to hack the system in the legal way... At the same time trans people from Ukraine can't get refuge because of "incontinency of their sex in the passport" and black Ukrainians because obviously black ppl aren't supposed to live in Ukraine 🤦🏼‍♂️

  • @cv97035
    @cv97035 Před 3 lety +4066

    Turkey says: give me money or I will send them to Europe!
    Turkey means: give me money but I will still send them to Europe anyway!!

    • @RadicalLiving
      @RadicalLiving  Před 3 lety +514

      indeed

    • @0249er
      @0249er Před 3 lety +356

      I mean turkey has spent 8 billion euros on them so far and the EU promised a further 2 billion they never delivered. The UK took in what 10 thousand Syrians whilst turkey took in 4 million with a much smaller economy?

    • @wonderwhy2979
      @wonderwhy2979 Před 3 lety +78

      Yeah so just don’t give money to Turkey

    • @i.hate.swedish.ISRAELUBERALLES
      @i.hate.swedish.ISRAELUBERALLES Před 3 lety +20

      Turkey is hekkin poor

    • @cv97035
      @cv97035 Před 3 lety +59

      @@i.hate.swedish.ISRAELUBERALLES Turkey is no. 13 in GDP by PPP rankings

  • @mpireoutdoors5274
    @mpireoutdoors5274 Před 3 lety +5141

    Honestly the funniest video I've seen in the political category this year.

  • @crackedhammer4612
    @crackedhammer4612 Před rokem +46

    Sweden/Germany a few years later: “I regret my actions.”

    • @ivanskrypov4030
      @ivanskrypov4030 Před rokem +2

      Not quite, the integration process is going pretty good and despite all the predictions we're still not living in a chaliphat ))

    • @crackedhammer4612
      @crackedhammer4612 Před rokem

      @@ivanskrypov4030 bullshit, integration has been shit and “they”have been shit

    • @karlosthejackel69
      @karlosthejackel69 Před rokem +10

      @@ivanskrypov4030 You’ve gotta admit? The way they’ve covered the crimes like the baby being beheaded in a busy train station was very good.

    • @jgw9990
      @jgw9990 Před rokem +18

      @@ivanskrypov4030 Sweden is facing severe problems in cities with the Muslims not integrating. Also them demanding no criticism of Islam etc. Fun times. Sweden used to be the safest country in Europe, no longer the case.

    • @rebeccamiller9420
      @rebeccamiller9420 Před rokem +1

      @@karlosthejackel69 When and where did that happen? 😳

  • @silverskull7669
    @silverskull7669 Před 2 lety +89

    Italy: *pays African dictators to stop immigrants*
    Germany: You didn't pay dictators to stop them, didn't you?
    France: Ahahahah, oui oui Monsieur Italí good move, bravó!
    Spain: *shoots immigrants*

    • @jorgegomez3224
      @jorgegomez3224 Před 2 lety +5

      Spain: having reconquista flashbacks

    • @pietroaretino6390
      @pietroaretino6390 Před 2 lety +26

      America: Bombs, invades, destabilizes Middle East and northern Africa, installs puppet government and dictatorships.
      EU & Rest of the world: "Why are all these immigrants and refugees trying to run away from their homeland?!"

    • @silverskull7669
      @silverskull7669 Před 2 lety

      @@pietroaretino6390 but Murica World Police

    • @pietroaretino6390
      @pietroaretino6390 Před 2 lety +6

      @@silverskull7669 The US Govt. definitely believes that.

    • @silverskull7669
      @silverskull7669 Před 2 lety +2

      @@pietroaretino6390 il governo americano pensa di essere un supereroe ed ogni 2x3 deve trovarsi un cattivo

  • @sleeplesshead602
    @sleeplesshead602 Před 3 lety +905

    UK:
    Yeah whatever. Bye yall.

    • @achbanilacran2061
      @achbanilacran2061 Před 3 lety +1

      Yeah... You'll get your chance of handling this shortly. France and Italy will just put up signs 'Anglia there'!! They will even provide the dinghies! Good luck, brits!

    • @achbanilacran2061
      @achbanilacran2061 Před 3 lety

      @catarina jerez Ok. You'll see, won't you?

    • @anna-if8fi
      @anna-if8fi Před 3 lety +1

      @@achbanilacran2061 trust me they won’t be able to get in lol you’re not allowed in unless you take language lessons as well

    • @kubajcz
      @kubajcz Před 3 lety

      Too late britain is already full of migrants they also have a lot leftists who still want them in

  • @wtfhellas
    @wtfhellas Před 3 lety +1205

    All the dislikes are from migrant smugglers

    • @RadicalLiving
      @RadicalLiving  Před 3 lety +98

      😂😂

    • @YouWhatMate28
      @YouWhatMate28 Před 3 lety +56

      Hahahahaha yeah and NGOs

    • @Goony1246
      @Goony1246 Před 3 lety +32

      @@YouWhatMate28 That's the same :D

    • @eluemina2366
      @eluemina2366 Před 3 lety +7

      #facts in this comment section...

    • @wtfhellas
      @wtfhellas Před 3 lety +6

      @@YouWhatMate28 especially ngo. Come to Greece and see how things are.

  • @tbotond7830
    @tbotond7830 Před 2 lety +37

    As a Hungarian we would like to give you a big thumbs up for not using Slavic accent portraying us

    • @Ufu4847
      @Ufu4847 Před 2 lety +6

      That’s because Hungarian accent is very difficult not to mention the language 🤣

    • @Just_another_Euro_dude
      @Just_another_Euro_dude Před 3 měsíci +3

      You are honorary Slavs anyways. 👍 No escaping that. Ever.

    • @shrF-qz1qv
      @shrF-qz1qv Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@Just_another_Euro_dudei think it’s important to respect other peoples culture .. if the dude says he’s not Slav, why do you force him ?

    • @Just_another_Euro_dude
      @Just_another_Euro_dude Před 3 měsíci

      @@shrF-qz1qv I respect his culture. His genetics are mostly Slavic, just like in the case of Germany, Austria, Romania, and big parts of Baltics, Greece, Albania and Turkey, etc.

  • @justinengel9632
    @justinengel9632 Před rokem +19

    As a german I have to say that I really dislike how Germany treats the crisis

    • @PillowHeroReact
      @PillowHeroReact Před rokem

      So do something about it. In Europe people have freedom of speech, no?

    • @justinengel9632
      @justinengel9632 Před rokem +18

      @@PillowHeroReact kind of, but if you say anything against it you get called a Nazi

    • @Leodachef1
      @Leodachef1 Před rokem +1

      @@PillowHeroReact we dont. Im serious we dont have anymore. We have extreme censorship... the irony... ee cant talk about this wihtout the fear of losing our Job and prison time. It is seriously fucked. The only thing that can help now is a Civil war.

    • @maalikserebryakov
      @maalikserebryakov Před rokem

      @@justinengel9632 you just want to colonise again Racistt

  • @Kardia_of_Rhodes
    @Kardia_of_Rhodes Před 3 lety +2204

    "Germany is this way. Want a free bus ticket?"
    Remember, Austria is the country that laughs when you say Germany started WWI, and laughs even harder when you say Germany started WWII.

    • @umukzusgelos4834
      @umukzusgelos4834 Před 3 lety +230

      and then proceed to quietly drown their suppressed guilt in the next beer tent

    • @Mrdonbiejo
      @Mrdonbiejo Před 3 lety +20

      Wut?, didn't germany ocupied poland and started the whole drama?

    • @umukzusgelos4834
      @umukzusgelos4834 Před 3 lety +210

      @@Mrdonbiejo Things were boiling internally long before Poland was occupied, but Hitler originally Hailed from Austira - Braunau

    • @ilikeonions1051
      @ilikeonions1051 Před 3 lety +116

      Yes, Hitler did came from Austria, but what about people who supported him? I can agree that Austria started WWI, but saying that Austria started WWII is a bit too much. Its not like Hitler randomly became leader of Germany ya know.

    • @umukzusgelos4834
      @umukzusgelos4834 Před 3 lety +117

      @@ilikeonions1051 Austria did not start World War II, that is correct, however past the assassination of Chancellor Dollfuss and Schuschniggs relatively short lived resistance to the pressure of Hitler Germany Austria made no further attempts to halt or prevent Fascism reaching Austria
      When Hitler arrived in Vienna, he was welcomed like a Popstar and witnesses of the time often remark that nowhere in Germany people cheered so loud and enthusiastically as they did in certain parts of Austria
      The Nazis had a strong foothold in Austria, long before Hitler himself entered the Country once again and even before that Austria was no stranger to the concepts of Fascism, though it was in a smaller scale and under a different name back then and there are regrettably still traces of those left till this day who now, in this trying times use the turmoil to slowly come into the limelight again
      No one really knows for certain what created the Monster whose Ideology raged across Europe and claimed so many sacrifices and I do not really think this a question that can be answered so simply
      as mentioned, things were boiling long before Hitler, the first War had left it´s marks, only back then no rehabilitation has been practiced in the damaged Europe
      These wounds were left to fester and History ultimately repeated it´self
      I am certain, that without the Marshal plan rehabilitating many of the damaged countries in Europe after the second war, things would have not been much different
      and either Austria, Germany or some other nation filled with the dreams of an ideology with ruin as it´s foundation would have risen to fight again some day

  • @stjevena
    @stjevena Před 3 lety +685

    Germany is this way. Want a free bus ticket? OMG 🇦🇹😅

    • @KonstruktiveKritik
      @KonstruktiveKritik Před 3 lety +27

      So basically what you are trying to say is that modern day Germany is humane and tries to help people in need?

    • @WalterWhite_2077
      @WalterWhite_2077 Před 3 lety +53

      @@KonstruktiveKritik ok libtard

    • @stjevena
      @stjevena Před 3 lety +5

      @@KonstruktiveKritik Well yes. I just find the line he Used there Was funny.

    • @KonstruktiveKritik
      @KonstruktiveKritik Před 3 lety +9

      @@WalterWhite_2077 ok boomer

    • @WalterWhite_2077
      @WalterWhite_2077 Před 3 lety +7

      @@KonstruktiveKritik ok coomer

  • @user-rc4og6te5g
    @user-rc4og6te5g Před 2 lety +27

    The 'we are doomed' by Greece, is really hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @user-pf2ll4ck7f
    @user-pf2ll4ck7f Před 5 měsíci +12

    Send them to safe countries with similar culture, such like Bangladesh

    • @DOT_Z
      @DOT_Z Před 4 měsíci +1

      then Bangladesh will HATE europe for sending them

    • @WARLORDDOM
      @WARLORDDOM Před 4 měsíci +1

      Bangladesh is already populated

    • @malogibeaux4946
      @malogibeaux4946 Před 4 měsíci +3

      your idea is literally to send more people to the most dense country on earth population wise.

    • @1984magu
      @1984magu Před 4 měsíci

      You are right

    • @1984magu
      @1984magu Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@WARLORDDOMby muslims.... Are you retarded ?

  • @MaylocBrittinorum
    @MaylocBrittinorum Před 3 lety +713

    Meanwhile, Lebanon and Jordan are crying in a corner, adding "housing refugees" to their list of issues and wondering what did they do to deserve this.

    • @-Faris-
      @-Faris- Před 3 lety +160

      As a Lebanese, I can confirm. We literally house 1.5 million syrians. (Our population is only 4 million before the migrants came in)

    • @Erick-wd6lb
      @Erick-wd6lb Před 3 lety +5

      @@-Faris- Do you think it is bad or it is good? My opinion is: it can be (or it is) really bad.

    • @p.f.886
      @p.f.886 Před 3 lety +85

      It's because America is bombing those countries.
      *As long as America exists, there will never be peace in the world.*

    • @marcnassif2822
      @marcnassif2822 Před 3 lety +42

      @Your Majesty, Lebanon never was Christian Majority. The region of Mt. Lebanon was, and still is. When greater Lebanon was founded, Islam was already more prevalent than Christianity in the total area

    • @hragminas
      @hragminas Před 3 lety +31

      @@marcnassif2822 Lebanon used to be a Christian majority by a thin margin.

  • @Bakotcha
    @Bakotcha Před 3 lety +364

    Sweden: Scandinavia will ta-
    Finland, Norway, Denmark: *NO*

  • @kaloz429mobile9
    @kaloz429mobile9 Před 2 lety +17

    Hungary be like:
    Immigrants are temporary, the fence is eternal

  • @judyp.
    @judyp. Před 2 lety +104

    You explained the whole complexity and development better than any media or teacher😀😀 and all in 3 minutes, funny and on point. Brilliant

  • @snazzyshark20
    @snazzyshark20 Před 3 lety +457

    I like to think the rest of Europe thinks Britain is like that dad who goes to the store and just never comes back

    • @sdprz7893
      @sdprz7893 Před 3 lety +32

      How we feel in Australia right now.

    • @eldron29-a54
      @eldron29-a54 Před 3 lety +37

      Nope. We think it's like the brat menacing with leaving the house, and when he did, you know maybe you should be concerned, but at that point, you just don't care.

    • @snazzyshark20
      @snazzyshark20 Před 3 lety +58

      Honestly I think like 80% of the world sees Britain as either that abusive alcoholic uncle or a deadbeat dad that never comes around unless its like a holiday or just wants money

    • @sdprz7893
      @sdprz7893 Před 3 lety +11

      @@snazzyshark20 Lol Are you French or German?

    • @patriciasanderson2171
      @patriciasanderson2171 Před 3 lety +3

      @@snazzyshark20 yeah sure, ignorant people may do yes.

  • @marcocrespi1617
    @marcocrespi1617 Před 3 lety +972

    Italy: PLS help refugees are coming from Africa and Slovenia, is it an European problem, right??
    EU: mmhh, I'm gonna write your request into my invisible computer with my invisible keyboard
    Italy: *doing EU elections
    EU: WHY IS THERE SO MUCH EUROSKEPTICISM??

    • @sebbo_h7121
      @sebbo_h7121 Před 3 lety +50

      L'euroscetticismo non ci dovrebbe essere comunque, questo è colpa dell'Ungheria e di tutti i paesi che non vogliono collaborare, essere sfavorevoli alla UE in questo periodo significa il suicidio

    • @ErosEvose
      @ErosEvose Před 3 lety +2

      Ma la Slovenia non è nell'Unione Europea?

    • @sebbo_h7121
      @sebbo_h7121 Před 3 lety +9

      @@ErosEvose penso intenda "che vengono dai balcani" quindi anche dalla Slovenia, anche se la maggior parte dei migranti li prende la Germania

    • @sebbo_h7121
      @sebbo_h7121 Před 3 lety +23

      @Your Majesty, I think he's saying "coming from the balkans" and Slovenia is the only country in the balkans that borders Italy

    • @Fabii2000
      @Fabii2000 Před 3 lety +21

      What should the EU do? The EU is no country and has not enough power to do it alone. It’s a union and it’s hard to act if there are countries who want to help the refugees und then there are countries who don’t want to help the refugees. So now tell me what should the EU without any refugee laws. This is on national level aka Italy itself. If you don’t give enough rights to the EU then don’t be stupid to think they can act like a country. Vote parties which want to give them more right to act to prevent this shit instead of voting for parties who want to increase this exact problem ffs

  • @davidcabreonmunoz6258
    @davidcabreonmunoz6258 Před rokem +8

    If Europeans wanted immigrants to boost the economy of their countries, they should have brought Latinos. They are hard-working people, with Christian values and best of all: They don't cut off your head or exploit themselves if you offend them.

    • @YOYO-xy3yg
      @YOYO-xy3yg Před rokem

      sadly in europe latinos are viewed as worse than other immigrants like Muslims

    • @nathantorresstanevil6958
      @nathantorresstanevil6958 Před 11 měsíci +1

      ​@YOYO-xy3yg they are not worse. There is nothing worse than an African or Arab. But 0 migrants is best. You need labour european countries? Have some fucking children, stop women from working as often as they do and focus on raising strong white children for the future of Europe. Problem solved and if need we invade the rest of the world for White people living space.

  • @thisdude9363
    @thisdude9363 Před rokem +40

    The real problem with these situations is nobody wants to actually talk about the hard facts. The hard facts are this: No matter how much you WANT to help everyone, you cannot feasibly do so. Eventually you run out of extra money, housing, jobs (even jobs "nobody wants"), and will be unable to cover the ever increasing costs of health care and other social services.
    Even Germany's economy has a limit. Everyone does.

    • @ommsterlitz1805
      @ommsterlitz1805 Před rokem +1

      Germany took them in and pushed them at the borders of France telling them they have free healthcare and free money without working now France economy is doomed to be destroyed because they support 2 millions unemployed people that don't speak French with a minimum of 600€ per month + 300€ per children + free healthcare + free rent of apartments (max 300€ per month) + free school for there uneducated and often problematic children.

    • @Moonslight7658
      @Moonslight7658 Před rokem +6

      The world is basically at a breaking point.

    • @magnagermania9311
      @magnagermania9311 Před rokem

      Plus the people of germany never wanted this, the german government just does whatever they want, and these days there are 11,8 million fcking foreigners in germany, many cities have foreign populations close to or 50%, integration has failed and violent crime skyrocketed, if you speak out about it you are labeled a n@zi.

  • @ibrarhossein224
    @ibrarhossein224 Před 3 lety +574

    EU’s migration policy in a nutshell!

    • @iloveyoushima4953
      @iloveyoushima4953 Před 3 lety +23

      A better policy would be no European country allowing them in.

    • @yakmi1116
      @yakmi1116 Před 3 lety +18

      @@iloveyoushima4953 but also no European country should intervene in any country inside politics or safety ..... The syrian Civil War is because the US-NATO don't like Assad regime so they wanted to take him down. But Russia really love Assad regime so they supported him... And the poor civilians are the victims of this proxy war.... The Libyan war is similar Gaddafi was taken down by NATO because he chose to go (Venezuela-iran-north Korea) style and he tried to ignore Dollar $ and trade in gold... So he was killed by NATO backed militias and refugees from Libya due to the war went to Europe.

    • @Arcaryon
      @Arcaryon Před 3 lety +2

      @@yakmi1116 The issue with neutrality is the set up, its a nice idea until you face the fact that sadly, some of our ancestors already took that choice for us. We should strive for less involvment but as long as the legacy of the world wars of the 20th century prevails directly, protected by America to name a famous example, unfortunatley, we lack the freedom to fully readjust ourselves.

    • @Arcaryon
      @Arcaryon Před 3 lety +1

      @@iloveyoushima4953 And to support the local ( refugee ) infrastructure so that the people can survive back home without fear for their life. But to be fair, 2015 was outstanding due to the civl wars and the "Is" escalating the numbers of migrants by causing outstandingly large refugee movements.

    • @teotero1
      @teotero1 Před 3 lety +2

      Sorry buddy ,but there is no eu immigration policy

  • @mongoliagolia9172
    @mongoliagolia9172 Před 3 lety +239

    "refugees of the world, come to Germany! You're all welcome here!!" --> lmao so true

    • @grayscribe1342
      @grayscribe1342 Před 3 lety +26

      @Dylan Fuk'in Roof Yes, maybe we should start by not meddling in the Near East as well as Africa and exploiting these countries..
      Oh, wait, we still want cheap resources like oil, iron and the like as well as selling our weapons somewhere...

    • @Arcaryon
      @Arcaryon Před 3 lety +6

      @@grayscribe1342 We are not profiting from the situation over there nearly as much as people imagine. That’s also frustrating because there is even less reason for European involvement outside from some extremes and yet, because we are so unorganized, people constantly get away with bad decisons.

    • @grayscribe1342
      @grayscribe1342 Před 3 lety +6

      @@Arcaryon Especially the near east still suffers from the Sykes-Picot Agreement from 2016 and what followed.
      Two western powers drew lines in the sand and created new countries with no regard of the people.
      That's why the Kurdes live in three countries BTW.
      Other countries have these problems since Colonial times.
      How much we profit today is not the question. How much we meddle is, because we are not stopping in one way or the other.
      And how much we profit? Let's say we could get believable promises that the money would be used to make the lives of the people there better, would you be ok with a price increase of, let's be modest, 10% for everything exported from these countries without an increase in your salary and a reduction of weapons' sales so they are only for self-defense?

    • @meister7868
      @meister7868 Před 3 lety +12

      @@grayscribe1342 the strong and potent will exploit the weak, welcome to world history. China is far more ruthless when it comes to Africa, yet they don't allow their own population to be replaced by 3rd world mass migration as Europe and Germany in particular do.

    • @Sick_Pencil
      @Sick_Pencil Před 3 lety +4

      Germany is doing what USA did in WW2. USA was the destination for many European refugees back then. Germany is trying to play the same role.

  • @white5mage
    @white5mage Před 3 lety +19

    Folks in europe should feature in the red book of endangered species.

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 Před rokem +4

    I love your channel keep up the great stuff!

  • @wayzUX
    @wayzUX Před 3 lety +206

    Meanwhile they're all waiting in Bosnia, outside the EU...

    • @el_lo
      @el_lo Před 3 lety +5

      Many of them are in the eu. More than 1 million

    • @PhilfreezeCH
      @PhilfreezeCH Před 3 lety +10

      @@el_lo Just Lebanon has taken in 1.5million refugees. 1mio is hardly anything.

    • @Venus-xj8bd
      @Venus-xj8bd Před 3 lety +4

      Turkey has a lot too.

    • @delta606
      @delta606 Před 3 lety

      Greece too

  • @liviubostan7229
    @liviubostan7229 Před 3 lety +42

    Germany *Refugees welcome*
    Poland *Mutes and Deafens*
    Hungary *Mutes and Deafens*
    U.K *Has left the chat*

  • @danimindak7375
    @danimindak7375 Před rokem +23

    As a Hungarian I say, this is perfect and so realistic!

  • @Mary_Thompson
    @Mary_Thompson Před 8 měsíci +7

    Cleverly made video, as usual! This guy is a genius at making insightful comedy skits about complex issues!👏👏👏

  • @anttheman7475
    @anttheman7475 Před 3 lety +985

    Bosnia: “We don’t care about you.”
    Migrants: *start to attack Police*
    Bosnia: *w h a t*

    • @stje233
      @stje233 Před 3 lety +183

      Meanwhile in Croatia: police starts to attack migrants

    • @TheodorTosho
      @TheodorTosho Před 3 lety +122

      @@stje233 good!

    • @twatx0310
      @twatx0310 Před 3 lety +202

      Yeah attacking police in a foreign country is acceptable apparently

    • @ChucklenutsTF2
      @ChucklenutsTF2 Před 3 lety +3

      @@stje233 alee ale ale aleeeee

    • @Vicente_Moreno
      @Vicente_Moreno Před 3 lety +21

      Funny how attacking us is fine somehow but when some part of our population equivalent to yours commits crime then it's the worst thing ever. I fucking hate human beings holy shit.

  • @ElizondoAbelardo
    @ElizondoAbelardo Před 3 lety +561

    For an outsider like me, this is not just funny, it's educational lol

    • @Arcaryon
      @Arcaryon Před 3 lety +32

      Careful with that. Simplifing politics is an art that is extremley rare because the devil is in the details. Did you know that France is semi officially supporting a warlord in Lybia as he could stabelize the country? A small detail and yet, details like it often tell a much different story a broad emotionlal overview like this here could provide. I know it’s not as relevant to you but basically, take it as thoughtful entertainment but nothing more. There is so much wrong with this that it would take far too long go get into it so just trust my words and take this VERY carefully, more like a myth of an event rather than the actual thing.

    • @ElizondoAbelardo
      @ElizondoAbelardo Před 3 lety +35

      @@Arcaryon dude, I am a Mexican who also happens to be very familiar with US politics. Let's just say that I have a very realistic view about politics and the older you get the more you see how people's emotions are manipulated to the benefit of either the politicians or corporations. Of course, some politicians are better and some are worse, but I still take it with a grain of salt. That said, I appreciate your comment and intention to teach me better 👍

    • @Arcaryon
      @Arcaryon Před 3 lety +13

      @@ElizondoAbelardo One can never be too careful. Also, it is rather fascinating that we probably have the greatest shared knowledge on the US even though your nation directly borders it and mine is an entire ocean away.

    • @ElizondoAbelardo
      @ElizondoAbelardo Před 3 lety +10

      @@Arcaryon well, I lived in the US for about 8 years and I am still well connected through friends and media (most of the content I watch is in English). And let's face it, US politics since 2016 became an spectacle for the whole world haha. I guess it will be less now that Trump is gone though. That said, it's sad how divided and tribalistic the country has become. I believe the vast majority of Americans are good people, but the two sides pretty much live in different realities at this point.

    • @Arcaryon
      @Arcaryon Před 3 lety +4

      @@ElizondoAbelardo It's government will need substantial reforms on a fundamental level if the democratic aspects of it are to stand the test of time once more. Trump was after all just a symptom. I hope they will manage but I have my doubts.
      Good people can still make grave errors. As a German, that's a sad aspect of life we grow up with.
      I am always amazed how far the two party system has pushed itself, historically speaking. The current conflict has been getting worse since the early 60ies, that's more than half a century. I fear that this will be the last decent window of opportunity the US gets to effectively combat her decline, internally as well as internationally without having to take large risks.
      With China on the rise, they will have to step up their game a lot to protect what they built over the years. And the latter is unlikely to collapse as the Soviets did.
      Always breaks my heart to see how the US are doing these days, for as a young kid, I used to look up to them a lot. Particularly the federal government. In retrospective, childish nativity, even back then. How quickly the years pass.
      Although I am young, I remember the enthusiasm this country once inspired. Maybe, it will do so once again. Only time will tell.
      All the best to you and your loved ones, stay safe in these strange times.

  • @senumi2126
    @senumi2126 Před 3 lety

    This is too good😂🤣🤣😂🤣 you have to make this into a series !!!!

  • @shaswatpadhan2699
    @shaswatpadhan2699 Před 2 lety +1

    One of your best works! It's really funny... serious stuff😂

  • @taylorhaines576
    @taylorhaines576 Před 3 lety +240

    Came here for the hilarious stereotypes, stayed for Merkel's hairdo

    • @tees9651
      @tees9651 Před 3 lety +1

      I don't think it was Merkek. I think it was a typical German simp.

  • @_michko_
    @_michko_ Před 3 lety +702

    I mean literally Poland took like almost 2 million Ukrainians xdd

    • @kiparis777
      @kiparis777 Před 3 lety +7

      You mean Lwow and Rowne?

    • @_michko_
      @_michko_ Před 3 lety +112

      @@kiparis777 no i mean immigrants xd

    • @kosinusify
      @kosinusify Před 3 lety +21

      Wow how "solidaric"

    • @FakeJake
      @FakeJake Před 3 lety +110

      @@kosinusify Why tha sas? There's an armed conflict in Ukraine too....

    • @kosinusify
      @kosinusify Před 3 lety +65

      @@FakeJake I am sarcastic because they only take the ones who are culturally most similar to them, leaving the "less worthy" (in their eyes) to the rest almost entirely.

  • @MilicusO
    @MilicusO Před 3 lety +2

    This answers all of my drunk questions! And also makes me cry out of laughing! Thank you for this :)

  • @nikkiobernik8296
    @nikkiobernik8296 Před rokem +15

    As a migrant myself i found it very sad to watch but it's true...

  • @liang1935
    @liang1935 Před 3 lety +362

    Thanks. We all know that humor is the way to fight discrepancy. Hope everybody gets it.

    • @mpireoutdoors5274
      @mpireoutdoors5274 Před 3 lety +1

      What the hell are you talking about?

    • @mpireoutdoors5274
      @mpireoutdoors5274 Před 3 lety +2

      @@unprivatizedemocray the EU isn't a democracy buddy. Democracy means RULE BY THE PEOPLE. Not "the people have a small degree of influence on who rules them".
      Also teamwork is not by default beneficial or superior to isolation. If you have a team of people trying to fuck a dead dog it's not going to be beneficial to join the team.
      The Austrian one was the best for me. Exactly how it is, although Vienna is now 30% migrant too.

    • @mpireoutdoors5274
      @mpireoutdoors5274 Před 3 lety

      @@unprivatizedemocray I think the empires are alive and well only slightly out of sight and what you write reads like the first book they give at university; a lot of neat terms throw together resulting in a pseudological description; terms do not predicate understanding or usefulness. We live on a currency with a dictator only now the violence is more financial than physical - the enforcers are also allowed to be physically violent. The concept of democracy is only the mass opiate of the day. The institutions and habitations of imperialism are still in place and still hold ultimate power through authority derived from sanctioned violence as before.
      By the way it is an insult to suggest a man is rationalising and implies age regression, which I can assure you isn't applicable to me in this regard. Maybe to make it more clear I'll just ask; What do you think I was rationalising, and how?
      Additionally, I started my reply with a direct argument against your statement that we live in a democracy in an attempt to draw your attention to the fact that I am not interested in discussing the definition of a word with someone who doesn't comprehend the definition of their world.

    • @mpireoutdoors5274
      @mpireoutdoors5274 Před 3 lety

      @@unprivatizedemocray it's true your career is student. Peace beer upon you.

  • @Alysana2604
    @Alysana2604 Před 3 lety +111

    WHO LET HIM IN??? WHO LET HIM IN????
    This is hilarious.

  • @Tony_SZ97
    @Tony_SZ97 Před 2 lety +2

    LOL, This is Great!!!!!you made a really good job depicting the situation in a comical way!

  • @Testsubjectn
    @Testsubjectn Před 2 lety +2

    I wasn't sure if I wanted to subscribe to this channel. This video convinced me.

  • @Rabavilas
    @Rabavilas Před 3 lety +112

    Greece, Italy and Spain : OMG THERE'S SO MANY WHAT DO WE DO!!!
    Rest of the EU: "eh, this is fine"

    • @Marco-zt2jj
      @Marco-zt2jj Před 3 lety +35

      The problem is the EU telling southern countries to take the migrants but the actual individual northern European countries not wanting them, so southern countries are stuck in a situation where they're told to take loads of migrants but keep them in their countries at the same time, blamed for not accepting them by the EU and blamed for taking them by northern countries

    • @Rabavilas
      @Rabavilas Před 3 lety +6

      @@Marco-zt2jj I have experienced this first hand bro. The situation is *not* good

    • @delta606
      @delta606 Před 3 lety +5

      @@juanmam.2113 a lot of the places they're sent to are not first world either for example the Balkans, so we're all in this together

    • @tximeleta35
      @tximeleta35 Před 3 lety +2

      Today in Canary Islands 17 death migrants were found in a boat, in the sea. And each day.

  • @Pwnagotchi-0
    @Pwnagotchi-0 Před rokem

    Lol, this was amazing. I love this so much, dude you are great.

  • @filiprozmanek6359
    @filiprozmanek6359 Před 2 lety +4

    I as a Czech loved the beer in your hand! :D

  • @unacuentadeyoutube13
    @unacuentadeyoutube13 Před 3 lety +148

    The only thing I learned in this video is that kurt cobain is still alive, but he has identity problems

  • @filippavlakovic4478
    @filippavlakovic4478 Před 3 lety +127

    Laughs in Croatian cause no one wants to stay there 😂

    • @lukajovanovski1178
      @lukajovanovski1178 Před 3 lety +10

      Dafuq didnt ur country simply not let them in alot of migrant claim they get stuck at the bosnian border and cant continue

    • @mintz347
      @mintz347 Před 3 lety +2

      @@lukajovanovski1178 they are enemy country bro

    • @constancesmoothpiee1286
      @constancesmoothpiee1286 Před 2 lety +2

      Lol every Balkan and ex socialist country ever

    • @chickenlover657
      @chickenlover657 Před 2 lety +1

      Laughs even harder in serbian.

    • @EternalSilence4ever
      @EternalSilence4ever Před 2 lety +2

      @@Kiki-vc1xo Croatia is so beautiful. Why do Croats not want to live there?

  • @Eldrich4291
    @Eldrich4291 Před 2 lety +5

    EU: and how about you Britain?
    Britain: don't worry, I've got a solution
    *Britain has left the chat*

  • @minttulatte
    @minttulatte Před 2 lety +1

    This was in my recommendations today and I have no regrets on watching it. So funny, especially the ending😂

  • @verandi3882
    @verandi3882 Před 3 lety +158

    Despite race and religion , we took many refugees from the christian caucasians , notably Armenians and also Circassians, armenians have churches anr schools and their own neighbourhoods , there are also parts in Damascus named after immigrants from the balkans (greece , bosnia and albania).
    During the war in iraq and lebanon we also took many of them in .
    I remember as a kid the newspaper ads for donating to war refugees .
    And now when Syria is at war , we are called terrorists and invaders for fleeing a civil war .
    Such is the irony of this world....

    • @josephinewinter
      @josephinewinter Před 3 lety +1

      i know. Not that it helps

    • @szexmaster
      @szexmaster Před 3 lety +8

      but they were refugees
      you are just drinking other nation's blood!

    • @yourboss001
      @yourboss001 Před 3 lety +31

      Ι ωолder how manγ of thοsε 🇨hrisт🇮αп 🇷εfυg🇪🇪s in 🇸γгιå spent their time dеsτroγιиg the cουnτry that hо🇸τed thεм

    • @B10101
      @B10101 Před 3 lety +1

      @@yourboss001 Who knows

    • @albanianorthodox8659
      @albanianorthodox8659 Před 3 lety +26

      Respect to Syria.

  • @ronin667
    @ronin667 Před 3 lety +149

    "There's a solution here you're not seeing" -- Gromflomite President

  • @edwardcorrea3950
    @edwardcorrea3950 Před rokem +3

    This is sooo smart and well done! great vid!

  • @riccardogori1740
    @riccardogori1740 Před rokem +2

    I must admit this is your best video so far 😍

  • @ilayda9502
    @ilayda9502 Před 3 lety +286

    Turkey: Okay don't worry I will take them all but...you have to pay first

    • @pufipum
      @pufipum Před 3 lety +13

      every month or we let them pass. Also no jokes about our president or any mention about our expansion even if people insist in getting on the way of our bullets.

    • @figurefiguras4104
      @figurefiguras4104 Před 3 lety +2

      Same with Morocco. They opened fire on people on a boat killing a woman in 2018 for living miserably and wanting to cross to spain

    • @weldbled902
      @weldbled902 Před 3 lety +15

      Fuck turkey

    • @adnan37h
      @adnan37h Před 3 lety +33

      Europe: ok we will pay.
      One eternity later, Europe hasn't paid

    • @adnan37h
      @adnan37h Před 3 lety +29

      @magicblanket Your people killed millions of innocents in the middle east and Africa, so your comment is no surprise to me.
      Edit: and America

  • @williamchapman1231
    @williamchapman1231 Před 3 lety +113

    Me a Brit, who realised half way through Silent England was quietly waiting for that 'call' xD

    • @tinachristine4573
      @tinachristine4573 Před 3 lety +18

      Britain was like.......time to exit this party.

    • @williamchapman1231
      @williamchapman1231 Před 3 lety +2

      @Your Majesty, Yes, we Brits are falling behind our neighbours now. Our language is the only real marker we have left on the world. Germany is gonna overtake us!

    • @sdprz7893
      @sdprz7893 Před 3 lety +2

      @@williamchapman1231 I think it’s the other way around, we have awful demographics and slow growth, I think you’re on track to overtake us. Or maybe it’s just another grass is greener on the other side

    • @urmum3773
      @urmum3773 Před rokem

      @@williamchapman1231 Germany is worse, we ain’t far behind tho

    • @steve16384
      @steve16384 Před 3 měsíci

      What did Brexit have to do with immigration?

  • @TECHGURU811
    @TECHGURU811 Před 3 lety +1

    I don't know whats your name? But you explained it in the way it couldn't have been better...hat off to you man for doing parody in a such a nice way,very good

  • @adw6894
    @adw6894 Před rokem +4

    Those leech refugee know in germany it awaits for them a 5 star hotel, free food, free smartphones etc. Like a leech

  • @Maximmuss_
    @Maximmuss_ Před 3 lety +513

    Yeah, germany ows Poland reparations, but not 100 billion, they calculated it all over in 2018 and it's actually... 886 bilion dollars.

    • @berkerrang4149
      @berkerrang4149 Před 3 lety +38

      "Tell em to bring me my money"

    • @angeloachmedmerkel5462
      @angeloachmedmerkel5462 Před 3 lety +89

      You see that's why Germany let in 2 Million refugees. Since the allies took away our slave labours in WW2 we need to look for different methods to get cheap workers to pay back that huge debt. (Joking of course Germany legally owes Poland 0€ because Poland agreed to drop the debts in a treaty.)

    • @ClaireEmilia
      @ClaireEmilia Před 3 lety +31

      After World war II Germany and Poland agreed on not paying war reparations.

    • @endriu5686
      @endriu5686 Před 3 lety +61

      @@ClaireEmilia that was russia

    • @Maximmuss_
      @Maximmuss_ Před 3 lety +80

      @@ClaireEmilia It wasn't that clear, since post war Poland wasn't independent, it was a puppet state with a puppet government that did everything that Stalin wanted, in spite of Polands interests, like rejecting the Marshall Plan, giving the USSR free Uranium and Coal or giving up parts of Kaliningrad (half of it was supposed to be Polish) So can we really take under account actions of a puppet government?

  • @Semiosphere
    @Semiosphere Před 3 lety +237

    lol, Radical Living taking on politics. Hilarious. And this, I think, could basically be called a documentary since that's pretty much how it seems to go in the EU.

  • @tyrannuspatriarchus4303
    @tyrannuspatriarchus4303 Před 2 lety +57

    'No, you just want to be nice so people forget what you did in the war' most brutally honest and funniest thing I've heard in ages.

  • @adamreich3228
    @adamreich3228 Před 2 lety +7

    From Czech: I laughed really hard. This is brilliant!

  • @kseniaj
    @kseniaj Před 3 lety +86

    I was thinking Turkey will pop up at the end and say "just give me money, I'll keep the refuges" :)

    • @Konte1
      @Konte1 Před 3 lety +8

      And fyi, as far as i know Turkey has spent over 8 billion euros on refugees while Europe gave them only 2 billion. Turkey already struggels with their economy but they keep spending money on refugees. Europe just doesnt care about refugees or in what situation Turkey is as far as Turkey keeps stopping them from going into Europe. I mean, Turkey has the most refugees ( more than 4 million) but still is the one who get criticised the most. Why?

    • @Konte1
      @Konte1 Před 3 lety +4

      This is from Wikipedia:
      As part of Turkey's migrant crisis, according to the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees (UNHCR), in 2018 Turkey was hosting 63% of all the refugees in the world, that is over 3.5 million registered refugees from Africa and the Middle East in total. More than a third of the refugees are hosted in Southeastern Turkey, near the Syria-Turkey border.
      Turkey allocated 30 billion between 2011-2018 on refugee assistance.
      Over 13 million Syrians received aid from the Turkish Aid Agency (AFAD). Turkey has spent more than any other country on Syrian refugee aid, and has also been subject to criticism for opening refugee camps on the Syrian side of the border.
      Financial aid from other countries to Syrian Refugees has been limited, though €3,200,000,000 was promised by the EU in November 2015. In March 2016, the EU and Turkey agreed on the EU-Turkey Statement, which involved a number of political concessions as well as 'another €3 billion in aid, if Turkey agreed to a readmission of Syrians arriving in Greece and tighter border controls.'

    • @zebimicio5204
      @zebimicio5204 Před 3 lety +1

      @SupersonicSongbird yiu damn europeans and your deflecting😂.
      Maybe next time when war in europe happened, don't send your people to other countries, and that includes the us americas as well😂

    • @kseniaj
      @kseniaj Před 3 lety +1

      I didn't blame or criticize Turkey in my comment. Where do you even see this?
      This video is a joke, let's not get all super political over it.
      I actually was surprised that Turkey wasn't mentioned in the video as they have many refuges, that's why I wrote this comment. More to support Turkey

    • @kseniaj
      @kseniaj Před 3 lety

      @Beril M I didn't blame or criticize Turkey in my comment. Where do you even see this?
      This video is a joke, let's not get all super political over it.
      I actually was surprised that Turkey wasn't mentioned in the video as they have many refuges, that's why I wrote this to support Turkey

  • @danailmarinov7299
    @danailmarinov7299 Před 3 lety +73

    Meanwhile in Bulgaria.
    *Immigrants:* Is this a good country?
    *Bulgaria:* We have no welfare unfortunately. Also you're here illegally! :D
    *Immigrants:* Yes, we go to Germany, bye!
    *Greece:* Hold them back dammit!
    *Bulgaria:* Already on it! (builds fences)

    • @jeroenarendonk4160
      @jeroenarendonk4160 Před 3 lety

      Germany: is not happy with holding them back

    • @iloveyoushima4953
      @iloveyoushima4953 Před 3 lety +9

      @Your Majesty, Because Greece is looking to the future, they don't want one of the most powerful countries in Europe to have a large Muslim population.

  • @adriansmith7104
    @adriansmith7104 Před 2 lety +12

    Scandinavians are so humanitarian they've come a long way from their Viking raiding days

    • @richardreinertson1335
      @richardreinertson1335 Před 2 lety +2

      There are no Vikings left in Scandinavia. All the Vikings invaded YOUR countries and became the rulers there.

    • @francoisdaureville323
      @francoisdaureville323 Před 2 lety

      Sweden you mean denmark finland and specially iceland nope you wont see many inmigrants in denmark dont even make me start with iceland and finland and thats good

  • @maltimoto
    @maltimoto Před 21 dnem +3

    German here. Yesterday, I walked through a very popular park here in my city. 70% immigrants, headscarfs everywhere. They were literally EVERYWHERE. I felt like at a bazar in Istanbul. They get appartments while there is a shortage of apartments, which makes apartments even more expensive. I have nothing against immigrants, but this is too much, way too much! There should be a certain quota per year, but letting everyone in is insane. I am not feeling good in my city anymore.

    • @Ghostcall1914
      @Ghostcall1914 Před 19 dny

      Hello,i'm colombian and i'd like to live in germany, i promise learn your language and your culture,it is true mostró european are racist or germans are boring

    • @koushikdas1992
      @koushikdas1992 Před 8 dny

      You want immigration, you get it. And how on quota will help you in this regard?

    • @jacktheripper4323
      @jacktheripper4323 Před 7 dny

      Have kids

  • @TheBangooman
    @TheBangooman Před 3 lety +133

    Innaccurate, the spanish government should be saying: "we're happy to take 8k new migrants a month and we'll put them in hotels in touristy areas" cause that's what they're doing.

    • @raspberrycrowns9494
      @raspberrycrowns9494 Před 3 lety +3

      Huh that actually doesn't sound all that bad

    • @Hektols
      @Hektols Před 3 lety +55

      @@raspberrycrowns9494 It attracts more inmigrants and annoys the local population.

    • @mentos93
      @mentos93 Před 3 lety +20

      @@Hektols this will cost the canary islands alot.. if this goes on tourism will drop wich will affect the entire economy on the islands.

    • @Hektols
      @Hektols Před 3 lety +8

      @@mentos93 And for that reason the locals are annoyed with the government.

    • @abellafuentejara1327
      @abellafuentejara1327 Před 3 lety +1

      @Ivdea Delenda Est there are none

  • @sunilagrawal7549
    @sunilagrawal7549 Před 3 lety +606

    Indian immigrant here, living in the UK. NOT a Refugee, I emigrated here as a healthcare worker. The EU should not have accepted so many refugees. Because a lot of them weren't refugees but economic migrants. And they aren't assimilated with the rest of Europe. I sympathize with the refugees fleeing places like Syria and Iraq but we should not be responsible for them.

    • @mr-vb3id
      @mr-vb3id Před 3 lety +165

      true. Even as a muslim, i dont really think europeans should be the one taking them in.

    • @sirhenrypatschislewsky5248
      @sirhenrypatschislewsky5248 Před 3 lety +56

      The point is that the status of legal immigrants is going south with this.
      Immigration is good, if both sides benefit from it.

    • @sirhenrypatschislewsky5248
      @sirhenrypatschislewsky5248 Před 3 lety +24

      @@mr-vb3id not all of them but a fair share.
      Most of them are economic refugees; this undermines our asylum system.
      And asylum is a very important achievement of our society.
      Cross connection between cultures is good, up to the point where both sides benefit from.

    • @elodin857
      @elodin857 Před 3 lety +30

      @@sirhenrypatschislewsky5248 yeah, take few and only if you want them. But they will call you a nazi for that.

    • @baileyi594
      @baileyi594 Před 3 lety +38

      Exactly, Europe cannot be the worlds refugee camp it’s completely unsustainable

  • @FireOccator
    @FireOccator Před 8 měsíci +4

    I was expecting the UK to propose bringing back colonialism.

  • @KhoirulAnam-pv8xh
    @KhoirulAnam-pv8xh Před rokem +2

    this is brilliant! I am showing your video in my IR class this week. amazing! greetings from indonesia!

  • @Tom_K
    @Tom_K Před 3 lety +375

    My country is my home.
    My home is my castle.
    By entering my home you agree to folow my rules.
    You are my guest and you are supposed to respect me, my tradition, beliefs.
    You are supposed to adapt, not me.
    Work and behave well.
    Don't bother others, so you won't be bothered.
    Develop your culture, beliefs and whatnot, at this point I trust you.
    You have become my fellow citizen and I am happy to call you a
    compatriot.
    Edit: Or we can just help the refugees where they live, instead of bringing them here. Lmao.

    • @happyjohn354
      @happyjohn354 Před 3 lety +17

      Failing all else Vlad Tepes had a pretty good track record on how to deal with unwanted foreigners...

    • @user-nf4jy3rg4g
      @user-nf4jy3rg4g Před 3 lety +28

      Immigrants: "i come to you and than it is all mine"

    • @unfunny-penguin
      @unfunny-penguin Před 3 lety +2

      we don't "bring them" lmao

    • @samirraza9069
      @samirraza9069 Před 3 lety +42

      Refugee: *does everything you mentioned*
      Conservatives that are just allergic to a darker skin tone: gO bAcK tO yOuR cOuNTrY!!

    • @elodin857
      @elodin857 Před 3 lety +75

      @@samirraza9069 yeah, nevermind cologne new year's eve. Nevermind Charlie Hebdo. Nevermind Rotterdamm. Nevermind Paris. They are scared of volor thats all.

  • @radicalcentrist4990
    @radicalcentrist4990 Před 3 lety +120

    But if they were actual refugees they would go to the closest safe country, which they usually don't. They specifically target the rich European countries.

    • @muslimcrusader5987
      @muslimcrusader5987 Před 3 lety +28

      That’s what I would do if I was a refugee. Might as well strive towards better opportunities.

    • @frantisekhajek6775
      @frantisekhajek6775 Před 3 lety +53

      @@muslimcrusader5987 The you are a economic migrant.

    • @sesamtoast9431
      @sesamtoast9431 Před 3 lety +19

      @@frantisekhajek6775 You have get out of a war with your wife/husband, kids and maybe even your parents.
      Your choices: Some countries in middle East, rich europe.
      What would you chose? Seriously? Its obvious

    • @Killallidiotsnow
      @Killallidiotsnow Před 3 lety +44

      @@sesamtoast9431 Doesn't matter, you stop being a refugee as soon as you leave the first safe country you enter for somewhere else.
      They are illegal economic migrants.

    • @tobib6885
      @tobib6885 Před 3 lety +9

      @@Killallidiotsnowlol, no.
      At least not according to international law or the common definition of refugee

  • @randomdude8202
    @randomdude8202 Před rokem +5

    Refugee crisis; when consequences of decades of exploitation hits you.

    • @Alphae21
      @Alphae21 Před rokem

      No, not at all.

    • @randomdude8202
      @randomdude8202 Před rokem +1

      @@Alphae21 Colonialism in Africa and adventurism in middle east is the direct reason of todays events. Are you seriously believe those people would leave their countries if their countries weren't plundered and/or devastated by war? Take f...ing responsibility for once.

    • @Alphae21
      @Alphae21 Před rokem +1

      @@randomdude8202 i'm from ireland ☠️

    • @randomdude8202
      @randomdude8202 Před rokem +1

      @@Alphae21 why are you defensive, then? It doesn't change the fact that exploitation is the reason. And you still suffer from it despite the fact you have nothing to do with it!

    • @Alphae21
      @Alphae21 Před rokem

      @@randomdude8202 i'm getting 'defensive' because your logic is idiotic at best. my country was exploited by britian for longer than any of the countries the so called 'refugees' come from, yet you say this is our fault?

  • @ethownzbh
    @ethownzbh Před 2 lety +4

    Britain literally: "aight imma head out".

  • @graou_paou
    @graou_paou Před 3 lety +26

    Europe: SEND THEM TO THE GREEKS !🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @Moonlight-pk2st
      @Moonlight-pk2st Před 3 lety

      They send them to Italy in practice.

    • @graou_paou
      @graou_paou Před 3 lety +6

      @@melisademir9137 You are kidding right? Don't even worth mentioning that the EU is financing Greece to take in refugees (Off the record of course). And if you think that the refugees are welcomed in Germany your delusional or at least mistaken. There's a reason that refugees don't go to Germany. CAUSE THEY CAN'T. Germany is paying our traitor politicians big money to keep them here, and ofc the people of Greece have no other choice. Also in theory, the refugees could take a nice boat trip by the Mediterranean sea and go to Italy, Switzerland and then in Germany. But nah, passing through: Albania, Montenegro, Bosnia, Croatia, Slovenia and Austria by land is muuuuuch smarter.. 😐

    • @Hungabrigoo
      @Hungabrigoo Před 2 lety

      @@graou_paou Even better, Germany could just put them on ships and bring them to Germany directly... but noo, let them just illegally walk through a dozen countries instead. Nothing like a little chaos when you want to extend your power, is it?

  • @ReeceMarshallPersonal
    @ReeceMarshallPersonal Před 3 lety +33

    “Scandinavia will handle all of zis”
    Zont zrag us into zis

  • @ZUBRR
    @ZUBRR Před 2 lety +19

    As Russian I can to say. Two years I try to find a job in europe. But Еuropean government forbid it to me. Because I have not EU passport. But for refugees from africa and middle east they opened every doors.

    • @lenitaa7938
      @lenitaa7938 Před rokem +4

      Are you a Refugee?? No, it's also hard for many Refugees to get in, esp from Africa and the Middle East, depending on the country!
      Now, with Putin, he soured the mood for the Russian people.. Blame him!

    • @ZUBRR
      @ZUBRR Před rokem

      @@lenitaa7938 haha. I commented it 8 month ago. Before war in Ukraine, which was inspiried by USA czcams.com/video/95R_DHY4saA/video.html

    • @ommsterlitz1805
      @ommsterlitz1805 Před rokem

      @@lenitaa7938 He is coming to Europe to work unlike the ones from Africa coming to live on our back

  • @RealKuty
    @RealKuty Před rokem +11

    As a Hungarian: ... this was perfect.

  • @alenasimonova286
    @alenasimonova286 Před 3 lety +79

    Damn, ur Angela is so accurate 😹 And Happy New year!

    • @juuus2764
      @juuus2764 Před 3 lety +5

      Actually Angelas voice is much deeper than how he talked.

    • @KitsuneHB
      @KitsuneHB Před 3 lety +2

      But I've missed the Schland-Necklace. :D

    • @alenasimonova286
      @alenasimonova286 Před 3 lety

      @@juuus2764 but anyway it’s so funny 😹

    • @henningbartels6245
      @henningbartels6245 Před 3 lety

      Did Angela really literally "invite" refugees? That's new for me.

    • @henningbartels6245
      @henningbartels6245 Před 3 lety

      @Beech Alena obviosly changed her comment, so my reaction doesn't make sense anymore and I was not certain, if hers was satire.

  • @mister_grizzlee5105
    @mister_grizzlee5105 Před 3 lety +103

    Me: *Laughs in Romanian* since they dont want to stay here
    E o glumă fraților

  • @NickGurrFromEurope
    @NickGurrFromEurope Před 2 lety +7

    I love how the czech dude is the only one drinking a beer.

  • @sammehlberg6664
    @sammehlberg6664 Před 2 lety +31

    Want to hear something american? I showed this to my girlfriend (in Missouri) and after the video had to spend 6 minutes explaining what brexit and the EU are.

    • @bieneulm1982
      @bieneulm1982 Před rokem +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @omniscientgoat
      @omniscientgoat Před rokem +1

      that’s just sad man

    • @sammehlberg6664
      @sammehlberg6664 Před rokem

      @@omniscientgoat I'm not sure about the rest of America, but here in Saint Louis Missouri, most people don't know very much.

    • @omniscientgoat
      @omniscientgoat Před rokem

      @@sammehlberg6664 to be fair, a lot of people here probably won't know what brexit is either

    • @sammehlberg6664
      @sammehlberg6664 Před rokem +1

      @@omniscientgoat I honestly don't understand how. I'm neither a gentleman nor a scholar but I frequently run into people who don't know things which I consider common knowledge.