Manhattan's Gold Bucket Thief Might Be A Genius
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- It would have been the perfect crime, were it not for the dozens of cameras recording his every move.
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it blows my mind that that guy was literally able to just walk up and grab *86 pounds of gold* and walk away with it.*GOOD JOB!!!*
I am so happy for him.
Seriously, if it was in plain sight like that they must've not needed it too much, lol. Rock on, gold man.
Renegade513 people become complacent over time, its human nature. Ye the guards were careless but we all make mistakes. Also bravo for dude for just walking up anf taking the bucket, he had no idea what was in it, pure luck haha
Ban Evader k
yea but hows he gonna flip it? thats the problem..
so sad it wasn't me, I never seem to find any buckets full of gold😣
Euphanism. He has the best words. He words real good.
I went with "Euphonism", which is actually put together like a real word and would mean something put together which sounds good, but good without any reference to its actual meaning and consequences. An empty promise.
Ryan Lutes ikr 😂😂
Ryan Lutes
Ryan Lutes "no puppet, no puppet. you're the puppet."
Colbert said Indianda. Everyone messes up wirds.
Hey don't compare Tony the tiger to Trump.......Tony would make a much better president.
FaZe ChickenNugget Tony would make America Greeeeeeaaaattttt again
i don't know you are joking or you are just an idiot
Daniel Napitupulu you missed the "if" idiot.
+Jose Colon sorry, it should be capital. Stephen Colbert
'Lighten up, Francis'
2:08 Did I just watch Donald Trump back away from a campaign promise AFTER HE FULFILLED IT?
It sets a precedent. Now more people are going to expect him to actually fulfill campaign promises he made. That's not what he signed up for.
To be fair, that's not what any President signs up for. I love Obama and everything, but it's been 8 years and Guantanamo still looks pretty open.
queenie16 Well if u did ur research he authorized it's closing and congress over ruled it so it can't b shut down n won't be. Since "it protects out national interests"
triigga s Well, if you ever used the Internet, you would also know not to take everything said on it so seriously.
it's actually kind of hilarious. I have no idea why he did that. Can people just bait him to do whatever they want by saying he promised it now?
"Donald Trump promised to increase taxes on the top 1%"
"Well I don't remember making that promise but okay"
The most offensive thing about Lucky Charms is that I can't find them for sale anywhere here in Ireland.
My Irish step-grandmother loves Lucky Charms. I almost thought it was just her. Like, she moved to America and our culture got to her. Especially since she chose to live in the South for some reason.
Adrian Colley some Tescos have them in an import section. The one in Mount Merrion near RTE always has a few American super-sugar cereals, but they're expensive because they're imports.
Adrian Colley you can buy a bag of the flavored colored marshmallows
Krombopulos Michael I'm totally going to check out the Merrion Centre Tesco tomorrow. Thanks for the lead!
You're not missing much. They taste just like the cardboard box that they come in.
Always the best monologues in late night, he never fails.
read bernie sanders' article on the carrier deal! it's not all its cracked up to be. he offered at tax break of 7 million a year, when he promised to impose a tariff if they did.
I know right? Trump is going to start handing out tax breaks, like Bush did and look what it did? He added 13 trillion to the national debt! Trump has no knowledge on how to run a country, but you know the sad part? His supports will swallow everything he says and will always defend him, even if he killed one of their own.
We already had our share of demagogical dictators in Europe, now I guess it´s time for yours...
even if he killed one of their own? lol just make shit up - he saved jobs end of story
+lolthatsnotswag Its dangerous to simplify economics to that extreme. It's an absurdly convoluted and unwieldy system.
lolthatsnotswag no! That is not the end of the story and it would be stupid to thing otherwise
the carrier deal isn't really a 'deal'. i mean, true, Trump saved about 800 jobs, but 1300 are still being shipped overseas and he set a horrible precedent in the process.
Horrible president*
Peep Quack it works out either statement. It's a horrible precedent from a horrible president ;)
Peep Quack lol he'll be a horrible president too, yes.
lol horrible precedent dumbfuck he saved jobs end of story
lolthatsnotswag is this b8 m8 stop getting triggered
0:43 "Indianda." Where's that?
It's not a place, it's a euphonism!
+dorianXsapiens lolol
lol i read your comment right as he said it
He is having problems.Wont be on much longer.
zipde doda you sound pretty offended lmao
Ah... I remember my Law 30 class. We affectively came up with a plan on how to rob an armored vehicle or a bank and legally get away with it for our final project. I'm glad someone use one of those stupid plans.
Birthday1313 people still go to law school???
Oh, no it wasn't "Law School" it was an extra class that gave a basic introduction to Law if we wanted to pursue a career as a lawyer or anything thing that dealt with the legal system. My class just changed that into the illegal system though as the majority of projects involved robbing or stealing and using loopholes to be acquitted of any charges.
Birthday1313 has anyone thought the guy could be one of Trump's personal Trumpettes stealing the gold so Trump can give Ivanka a 'golden shower' from the Donald for Xmas? 😀
I'm sorry, but, I've just got to ask. Could you name one or more example of one of these loopholes to legally get away with a robbery? I'm just curious what one of those could possibly be.
That's "effectively" not "affectively". I'm not a grammar Nazi. I'm a teacher. You're a student. Peace on earth and good wil...etc.
Colbert definitely called my state "Indianda" at 0:44
TheZchristina97
That's what I heard as well.
It's just a euphenism.
Oh no!
He mispronounces stuff often, sometimes he'll laugh at himself over it.
agree
Thank God he has a good memory. Everybody says so!!
BCM4everyoung he's got a really great brain, one of the best
BCM4everyoung 'keep the comments coming you are great people fantastic super fantastic that's what lots of people are saying I hear, or I would if this damn ferret wouldn't keep licking my ear from your non White House resident President elect Trump 😀
Fantastic memory, one of the most fantastic types of fantastic memory in the business. Fantastic.
Axe Avier Don't forget tremendous. I think that's his #1 term.
Not just good the best, believe me... let me just tell you...
"Campaign promise" is a euphenism for "lie"
No, no, Stephen. It's breitbart.kkk
It's a fucking joke, get over it
Your comment just made my week.
You're not making a very good case, trumpy
why you gotta go there, why you gotta go there and a serous question are you really Canadian?
Noa Vidovic He's also joking XD
If he can't away with Euphanism then you can't get away with Indianda.
the difference is trump didn't know how it was pronounced....or what it means apparently
The difference is Colbert's not President-Elect.
Paradox Acres
maybe hes the court fool
That and Twump ha. TBF I don't understand why Trump used the word euphamism, it doens't even mean anything in that context.
"Indianda" was a slip up of words.
"Euphanism" was just Drumph being his usual ignorant, illiterate, and oblivious self.
I'll never understand why they gave that piano guy a fucking mic
mighty silly not to have a tracer in that bucket
Ever get that feeling of deja vu?
Mighty silly to leave an armored truck open without a guard.
Pssst. Anyone wanna buy some gold flakes?
Steve27775 nope but I hear Brietbart wants to buy some corn flakes for some reason Kellogs won't do business with them 😀
Steve27775 This shit better be good, you ripped me off last time.
As long as they're not from Kellogs. I don't eat bigoted gold.
LOL @ A Pulse!
Capitalism means I don't have to advertise on your website if I don't want to!
Choosing not to advertise on Breitbart is not 'bigoted'... it' was a business decision.
Breitbart's appearance of racism and misogyny is perceived as being bad for business... so Kellogs chose to advertise elsewhere.
That's American capitalism and free speech in action. Now, run to your echo chamber/safe space.
Steve27775 if you know the right people. You can melt it down to gold bars.
Damn, John is so annoying with his intruding laughs & trying to seek attention. He may be a good musician, nice person but this needs to be stopped as he is killing the fun of watching Stephen Colbert.
I'm not sure I can keep watching these clips with John intruding... You are right, something needs to be done about this.
Paul Shaffer used to do the same thing, though. But, yes, this version of it hasn't gelled as well.
I like him. I am not sure why this perturbs you so much. Perhaps you could find an actual problem to focus on.
Dude, just relax :D You may like him but I didn't said that I hate him. I had just commented that I didn't liked the way he disturbs the show with his laughs often which by the way many people will agree too. So it's just different people & different taste. Do you expect everyone to like a particular person just because you like him? That ain't fair ;)
I like how an armored truck has nobody guarding the stuff in the back of it... just... they just leave it out in the open, sitting there next to literally everyone else that walks by.
- Silence - hi the clok trippy
my guess is for w/de reason they assumed no one would try and steal from an armored truck. the only bad thing is now that this made the news no one else can do it. id love a bucket of gold flakes to eat
Probably just a confluence of luck. Sometimes everything just comes together perfectly for the idiot with no plan.
Why is this so late??!!
Well, in their defense, it's The Late Show.
Batuhan İçöz LOL Fantastic!
cozz of jackie chan
pakjin007 because it's a late night show
pakjin007 Because no one likes his show. He probably gets lower ratings than the other tonight shows.
Who would let a bucket with 1.6M worth of gold alone like that?
it had 2 armed bodyguards
who didn't do their jobs apparently
But they weren't there, though, and the truck was wide open.
TanjaToft they were there, they were the 2 guys on the right talking to each other in 5:24. as you can see the thief literally walked right in front of them.
It's like in tennis or baseball. "I got it!" "No! I got it!" Nobody gets it.
In the way Drumpf himself used the word here, "euphemism" means "empty promise."
Homer Simpson campaign promise- "Yeah... that was just a lie."
"It's my money! I stole it!"
37Dionysos "euthanism"
? You mean as in "help us to die well"?
37Dionysos Improve the entrumpy of the universe.
stop scrolling this is as good as it gets
Tt Tt thanks for the advice XD
Is it me or did I hear indianda
me too
It's a euphanism.
BayviewFinch lols of course
me too & I was like what?
Nour Imam ikj
Donald may have inadvertently coined the term "euphonism", which we could take to mean "something that sounds pleasant (see _euphony_)", the implication being that a verbal euphonism sounds nice but isn't meant to convey truth.
Kind of like the promises Trump apparently made that he didn't intend to keep... or even remember he made. Too bad you aren't one of their writers, this is brilliant!
Whimsy Smith Aw, thanks!
Some dictionaries apparently already have that word. From Collins Dictionary:
Euphonism
Noun
the use of pleasant-sounding words or phrases
Badly Drawn Turtle In that case, we'll soon be told he used that word 100% deliberately. Because he has words, and they're real words, and they're the best words, and he knows how to use them bigleague.
Cynicism aside, thank you for edifying me.
dorianXsapiens
The really peculiar thing is, whether he meant it or not, he DID use it accurately.
America is time to embrace your first Man/Child President
man-baby
Professor Chaos He's not the President of the United States what do you mean?
they're both amazing wym
Diego Martin Pintos Urzagaste we are almost done with him. 8 years of this man child has been hell.
MariaRAmbuludiA.
0967693173 .......
Mr Colbert, I wouldn't survive without you.
That Tony the Tiger joke was GRRRREEAAT!!!
Someone please cut that guy's mic already.
YEAH. the quacking makes me angry
that frosted flakes joke was genius lol
Anthony Harvey worked for me
Are you a fake account leaving positive comments on cancer jokes
Even batiste's piano improv is annoying and makes no sense. This is simply the wrong gig for him
"I'm not sure what a *euphanism* is..." 2 minutes earlier "air conditioning plant in *Indianda*"
He is a comedian, not the future president of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!
Boris The Soviet Love-Hammer Indianda is that near Mumbi India where he's building another one of his trump towers?
Boris The Soviet Love-Hammer Are you the same Soviet Love Hammer from NW?
+Dita II Yes, he is a comedian. That's why he should be BETTER at talking.
better than the president... ok
Steven Colbert is a gold host top quality 😀👍
A *bucket*!?
Who keeps gold in a bucket!?
Mark Contini it's probably a sealed container. maybe qith a handle.
I highly doubt it's a bucket like what you put sand in
Okay, you've got to admit that Frosted Flakes joke was actually brilliant. I'd doff my hat, if I was wearing one. Haha... ha... Laughing is better than crying.
What-If Machine yup that was fucking golden. Without a doubt the best I've heard from him in a while
Damn that ended abruptly.
i was waiting for the monologue all day, stephen. about time.
Donald Trump: ruining trade and race relations for the next 4 years
Eight if America is as broken as CZcams right now
the best part is ( ain't nobody got time for that!)
No boy! that's why you gotta start grinding for that money before the big T fcks the economy.
Jon Jonny but you are here in the comments?
only one thing to that SALT!
Yes, Colbert con Batiste continues to be a chemistry problem. Can't get rid of Colbert obviously. But please, folks: less hate for the band director. It's often awkward, and almost never awkward in a curious or entertaining way. We just have to hope that these two eventually blend. I've always hated Andy Richter. Still don't like him. But every now and then he makes me laugh. I, like most Americans, think I know zillions and zillions of things. But I srsly do not know when to dump a sidekick, when to keep. I just think Batiste is a good guy. Deep down, he's good people. I think if he stays on the show, his good character will rise to the surface. For him to more quickly grow in popularity, they could have him do more pre-recorded skits.
i think it's the producers that are forcing the relationship. if you look at letterman and his band director, it's the same annoying bullshit. you don't see this on conan when talking to his band. labamba doesn't pitch in with this kind of shit when he's speaking. andy's a great sidekick and in many ways they feed off eachother, but john isn't a comedian so he doesn't contribute to the dynamic.
I like John's reactions, they add to the amusment. Much like a crowd laughing to an already funny joke. The two really do have chemistry if you look at the very first episode when John played, it was one of the most amazing performances I've ever seen on any talk show.
"Ha ha yeah aha yeah"
His piano sounds good, but not his mouth.
TAR ICO Not only all of this--Dave Letterman's guy did the exact same thing before he retired.
TAR ICO Not only all of this--Dave Letterman's guy did the exact same thing before he retired.
Good enough reason to buy Kelloggs for my family and also for the donations we give at church!
am i the only one enjoying John's commentaries?! dont know why these ....hate him
Why does Donald Trumo always say something about peoples looks?! "....handsome guy....( 👐) "
Because wealth and looks is how he values a person?
Justa Clapper
ummm....yes?
I watched this by myself, but I still felt the need to clap for the frosted flakes joke.
The most impressive part of that Trump Carrier speech is that he did a bad impersonation of himself.
Like he's never heard himself talk before even though he was clearly quoting a clip in which he saw himself.
It was Euphanism just like it was Indianda.
Trump's impression of himself though
I thought Donald Trump had the best brain!
He has the best words.
I know right, he keeps saying it, so it must be true!
Ivanka has the brains and the bod... Trump is along for the ride.
President Ivanka!
He has the best, I dunno, whatever it is up there... vacuum.
Am I the only one who enjoys Jon commenting, even when he isn't spoken to? I don't see a problem with it.
He never used to do it, my guess is that Stephen has been encouraging him to, which he only did a little at first, but over time has been getting more confident... I doubt that confidence would have come if even half of people reacted to it like the hateful youtube commenters you see here. Stephen definitely welcomes it... people having such a big problem with the sound of happiness and laughter is usually a clue that those people have deeper problems!
I like him. It was shocking to see all of these hateful comments.
annoloki Problem is, they put a mic on him so it draws attention to him, but nothing he says contributes anything. He's like a hype man to show you that what Stephen said was funny.
I think if Stephen and I found ourselves in the same highway rest stop bathroom at the same time we'd both not make a big deal about it
You would probably be too sick from the disgusting bathroom to notice he was there.
He might invite you on the show, though. I'm sure you're probably working on something that is worth promoting on the late night talk show circuit. Unless you're taking a break between jobs. And I think the Colbert show is a venue that's more suited to you than Fallon or Kimmel.
That Kellogg's bit was grrrrrrrreeeeeat.
Capitalism means I don't have to advertise on your website if I don't want to!
Choosing not to advertise on Breitbart is not 'bigoted'... it' was a business decision.
Breitbart's appearance of racism and misogyny is perceived as being bad for business... so Kelloggs chose to advertise elsewhere.
That's American capitalism and free speech in action. If that bothers you, then run to your echo chamber/safe space.
Correct and to the point, let's just hope there are a few good beans out there.
Am I the only one who things Jon Batiste sounds fake? It's like he's forcing himself to have presence
Yeah dude, he's kind of annoying.
He changed a lot and I like him now.
Still though, can't help but wonder if he's really adding value with those interjections. He's a nice person, great musician but he's like me sometimes in that we don't have a filter.
Yeah man. It actually kind of reminds me of Robert Downey Junior in Tropic Thunder. I wonder if he laughs like that in real life?
Totally agree. They should give him his own show, then he could finally shut the fuck up during the monologue... or they just should turn his mic off for 10 minutes
All he has to do is bribe companies by letting them not pay taxes? Good thing companies don't rely upon infrastructure or police or military or anything...
All the commentators below ragging, gagging, & talking smack about Jon Batiste, they don't really know Jon Batiste.
That took a while
omg i remember watching the roast of trump a few years back and i thought to myself him running for president is such a joke! never in a million years had i thought he would actually get elected shit i even said people would vote for whoever else no matter who just so he won't win but damn i still can't believe it even now
Stupid people do stupid things. There is a term in programming G.I.G.O. Garbage In Garbage Out
p1t hilary seems to have won the popular vote, but she got fuked over by the electoral college. Same way she screwed over Bernie by working dith dems to kill any chance he had.
cooldude15k You do know that the front runner for energy secretary is a massive oil tycoon, so does that look like breaking OPEC's grip on energy prices? Not to mention it will distract us from clean and renewable energy investment, which is a vital long term investment.
You can thank Hillary for being such a crooked scandalous woman helping Trump win. The people chose the clown over the crook.
Nice writing and performance. I went a little cold on Colbert a couple of months after he took over the Late show but he's been consistently good lately, especially the opening monologues.
THANK YOU.
Your profile picture is so perfect omg
+Touya Hilbert lol thanks!
You all heard "euphenism", but I heard *"euthanism"...* which is my new euphemism (_portmanteau of 'euthanasia' and 'euphemism'_) to detail how Donald Trump butchers the English language every time he speaks. To this day, I'm still not sure if he was saying "bigly" at the end of all of his sentences which isn't a real fucking adverb, or "big league" which just sounds legitimately Trumpian (_a new euphemism to detail a slowness of intellectual understanding bordering on the extreme_).
_"Euthanism" © Gregorius Daneli; Dec. 4, 2016_
Gregorius Daneli I bet Donald could open the English dictionary to swoon you if he'd know that. He could sell you that answer just like he sold himself to the working class group of your country
*slow claps* You sir, have won my internet for today. Go ahead, take it, it's yours.
God Bless you Stephen 😂
Thr actual title of the video doesn't start until 4:45. Complete timewasters.
Why does the title need to be the first thing he says? Sometimes it's the punchline. It's not a timewaster, it's a title.
Irish Identity Its a timewaster to me. Compare it to Conan titles. They deliver on the money everytime.
Jirizo yeah you're right, they're really mean! Trump doesn't deserve that - he needs positivity from every citizen of the country. They should support his great ideas, ignore his limited intellect, and try and look on the bright side.
For the love of God, why is Jon Batiste mic still on?
Cuz he's a Jazz Man baby!
I've said this before and I'll say it again; he's a savant and fuckin' annoying. Communicates with musical instruments. Scientists are still trying to connect his brain to his mouth.
that pianist annoys me
completely ruins it
BigPrometheus I noticed him talking more and more... like is he supposed to be a co host or something???
he's kinda ruining it.. mute his mic or something
Jon Batiste is a brilliant musician & composer. He is not a straight man, no matter how hard he tries.
ahowes231 sorry whaaa?
I suppose you meant in regards to a comedy duo, but that's not how I originally read it.
ahowes231 wait, HE'S GAY? I HAVE A CHANCE WITH HIM? Not a big one, but still
Turns out his interns read the comments
3:50
Thank goodness that fellow spoke up, otherwise how would anyone know what Colbert was talking about?
"Handsome guy"...like, what would you say--a 4? A 6?
Anyone else notice how Stephen often tugs his ear during his show, often at the start?
Now I can't UNsee it. Maybe he's fixing a mic or something?
sihplak
could be like what Carroll Burnett did on her show. She tugged her ear as a message for her grandmother saying "Hello, I love you."
sihplak Secret society code?
Also 1000 Carrier jobs STILL leave. So they get that yuge tax grant FOR outsourcing jobs to Mexico. #Trump for you.
Shhh. No room for facts here.
A euphonism is something you just say because it sounds good.
Haha well a *euphemism* is actually how you deliberately re-phrase and try to re-frame a word or thought in order to lessen its effect/make it seem less bad.
So trump not only mispronounced the word as "euphonism"... he also used it in a context that makes absolutely no sense lmao
So hey now we know why he only uses 5th grade vocabulary I guess
Ha, indeed. Funnily enough, though, if you do take it as a new coinage from eu- (good) + -phone (sound), with a bit of context, it makes perfect sense and is more accurate than (presumably) intended.
I was so here for that Frosted Flakes shade.... Yasssss Stephen...
Anyone else notice how the monologues always have 1 million + views and the other videos barely break 100k? Just get rid of the guests... people like Colbert telling jokes. Either that or he's how people are getting their news, which is terrifying to imagine.
Where is Indianda?
Fugg Attahere somewhere near Indiana
Steven Diaz undaneath Indiana.
Emoticonia that was honestly better.
It's a euphemisn.
A "euphanism" is the same thing as "Indianda", as you said in the opening monologue...
Get that piano guy out if here pls 😂😂😂
Twump went to Indianda.
Vospi yay someone else caught it
Joe Kaput What'd I catch?
Another minor Colbert flub
Jesus Christ I just saw that. Well played.
I love this guy.. I laugh soo hard I cry. And another thing I heard and is a valid point. What happens when all of these companies just wanna bail to another country. We going to go bail them out? Give them some breaks?. It really takes away the need for competition. It's not sending a good message.
Donald Trump will go Oprah.
"All you companies here tonight are moving out jobs? Well.....YOU GET A TAX BREAK! AND YOU GET A TAX BREAK! AND YOU GET A TAX BREAK!...."
*****
yea exactly
He took the measures he was able to take at this moments in time. The alternative was to loose these jobs and have Americans out of work, so for now the focus should be on that. You can only speculate about the future
This is the first time I heard of a tax break. I think his original play was a 35% tarrif on imported goods
scrubslover9 Mr. Trump isn't sworn in yet, so he can't apply any tariffs. This was a quick action to give some families good news before Christmas.
for a second there, even i started to think like, what the hell is euphanism??
Darnit Colbert you had me cheering for that gold bucket thief. 'Run gold finger. run!'
Ah yes my home state of "Indianda" lol
You don't get to make that "Euphenism" joke when you "Indianda" yourself. jus saying
Euphemismus
experiencerocks That was sarcasm
Exactly! I was just coming down to type that when I saw that you beat me to it.
If you listen to their voices, it's very clear Stephan slipped up and mispronounced the word. Trump's conviction and cadence didn't waiver, which would imply he actually didn't know how to say the word.
bluekeeper12 Oh, whatever. You act like you're some speech pathologist. His "conviction" didn't waiver? That doesn't even make sense. His firmly held belief that that's how you pronounce the word? You obviously don't understand the meaning of the words you're using. You're a fucking idiot, and you're hearing what you want to hear.
Still killing it Stephen!
The guy from the band who keeps on commenting/laughing annoys me 😒
#Breaksit
Probably in Trump speak a youphoneism is the opposite of a metweetism...
I finally figured it out: Jon Batiste laughs like Count von Count.
How many times must I shake my head and think, "Idiot..."?
clicks on video about the gold bucket
less than 1/3 of video is about the title
loses faith in Stephen Colbert
loses faith in life
kills myself
this is what you did stephen
Euthanism... When Trump euthanizes his euphemisms?
The family dog came down with the mange, time to euphemize him.
D Bone You know I don't know what's so terrible about the youth in Asia, but people seem to hate them.
ArmoredChocobo 😂😂😂
euthanism(v) - a trump term referring to an alt right wet dream in which president trump gathers up american muslims & euthanizes them
"It would have been the perfect crime, were it not for the dozens of cameras recording his every move."
What makes it even _more_ perfect is that the dude has _still_ gotten away with it!
Haha this is hilarious 😂 great job steve👌🏻
They also threatened their Federal Government contracts which is a Bernie Sanders policy.
glossypots They did? I thought it was only tax breaks
glossypots 1200 jobs still going to Mexico even with the tax brakes. 7 million from the state.
I needed something to watch so I came here.
cool
Nishant Sinha Not the best choice believe me I've seen enough of this to tell you this.
We love you Stephen
Considering it happened 2 months ago, we can safely assume that the groundhog day is finally over.
I think I'm the only one in the comment section that actually likes Jon
I love him. I don't know why people hate on him so much.
Yeah but I'm not why you'd go and write or say that in public, though.
Same here, got no issues with Jon either. Dunno what people's problem is.
That's...rather impolite.
Doktor McNasty because everyone is being very rude & negative towards Jon.
TAKE THE MIC OFF THE BAND LEADER... for FUCK'S sake... his noises detract heavily from the show and it's MADDENING
That Cornflakes joke was pretty clever, I gotta admit.
He said: "You-Fe-Nizem". Funny!
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I would consider Trump to have mentally reached the age of five, not twelve. But yeah, I bet he eats his boogers.
***** Take your pills. :D