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  • čas přidán 9. 06. 2024
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  • @roseslikemusic
    @roseslikemusic Před 7 lety +765

    Marvel Clambake to you all around the world!

    • @luuketaylor
      @luuketaylor Před 7 lety +20

      And a Chumbawamba to you as well!

    • @learningDeepL
      @learningDeepL Před 7 lety +7

      As Indian who was in US for 7 years, I like "Christmas" better than holiday. I used to get very excited with the snow and the whole spirit, I 'd even watch "Home Alone or The Polar Express" if friends aren't around to celebrate.The reason is to have an extra concrete 'spirit' to celebrate with friends. It's nothing political. More the merrier. Imagine celebrating 'holi' which is a lot of fun.. and we'll always welcome more people to join suddenly becomes another 'holiday' without its spirit.

    • @tristanneal9552
      @tristanneal9552 Před 7 lety +11

      Holiday is a more inclusive word. If you know a person celebrates Christmas than there's no reason not to say Merry Christmas, but in professional settings or when you're using it with people you aren't familiar with it makes more sense to say Happy Holidays.

    • @FinanceMan
      @FinanceMan Před 7 lety

      Tristan Neal not when you are in America. We are primarily Christian with judeo Christian laws and holidays and by god we should all say merry Christmas. If someone comes into America they need to assimilate. We shouldn't change our country for others

    • @ZoanBlade90
      @ZoanBlade90 Před 7 lety +3

      N L I say it's a matter of Semantics. You want to wish me or someone else a happy whatever holiday you celebrate, than go ahead. I will do the same.

  • @killj0y58
    @killj0y58 Před 7 lety +260

    Obama sharia law 😭😭😭
    It's hysterical because people honestly believe that

    • @RafaelCabreraAzrael
      @RafaelCabreraAzrael Před 7 lety +5

      muhammad was a pedophile

    • @killj0y58
      @killj0y58 Před 7 lety +21

      Rafael Cabrera So was your catholic sunday school teacher

    • @RafaelCabreraAzrael
      @RafaelCabreraAzrael Před 7 lety +8

      Ray you right they are pedophiles too, what is your point? Lmao
      Atheist here, try harder

    • @RafaelCabreraAzrael
      @RafaelCabreraAzrael Před 7 lety +1

      ***** actually aisha was 9 years old when the pedophile muhammad raped her

    • @jordancherkes5811
      @jordancherkes5811 Před 7 lety +14

      ...Obama isn't a muslim.

  • @benwasserman8223
    @benwasserman8223 Před 7 lety +237

    Wait til Trump has to deal with criticism over the next four years ;)

    • @LymeStealsGodHeals
      @LymeStealsGodHeals Před 7 lety +23

      Ben Wasserman SNL is gonna keep giving us GOLD.

    • @cmj20002
      @cmj20002 Před 7 lety +11

      Yea, and he takes so well to. He will probably build a wall around SNL studio or sue them for slander. Did I mention he will make SNL pay for the wall.

    • @benwasserman8223
      @benwasserman8223 Před 7 lety +8

      C MJ Perhaps we can convince Trump to build a wall around the White House. Or a very beautiful dome to protect him from threats but also keep him locked inside

    • @DeathlyTired
      @DeathlyTired Před 7 lety +3

      +Ben Wasserman Insulting the President will be tantamount to treason by then
      Trump will host a weekly new program to dispense his justice - 'Show Trials'!
      And the people will tune in in their millions - so obviously,that will mean it's good.
      Counting down to each verdict as it is delivered, by firing squad, and chanting the beloved, all new, old catchphrase, "3... 2... 1... You're Fired!"
      And, lo, America will be made great, again.
      And we can all go back to congratulating ourselves about how we've rescued, respect, decency, and family values from the evil onslaught of the despicable left.
      "Did you see that? His head came clean off! Where's your head traitor, where's your head? USA, MAGA, USA, MAGA, USA..."

    • @benwasserman8223
      @benwasserman8223 Před 7 lety

      its real Well then he has to start working the job, and he can't afford another bankruptcy

  • @Jackieb741
    @Jackieb741 Před 7 lety +183

    "I didn't divide them"
    HAHAHAHAHA
    He's even ignorant when it comes to himself.

    • @vincemundy6000
      @vincemundy6000 Před 7 lety +1

      Jackie Beaupre deported!

    • @maryhunter6389
      @maryhunter6389 Před 7 lety +10

      It's suspicious that he took it so personally. It didn't say 'the president who divided the country'. And on he comes immediately saying 'I didn't divide the nation!'. Hmm..

    • @Jackieb741
      @Jackieb741 Před 7 lety +2

      Vince Mundy happily.

    • @shmupshmuppewpew5260
      @shmupshmuppewpew5260 Před 7 lety +4

      He doth protest too much....

    • @codes5218
      @codes5218 Před 7 lety

      +Vince Mundy you better not deport someone so fine!

  • @CarlosEmilioEsq
    @CarlosEmilioEsq Před 7 lety +216

    I don't get why Trump watches SNL if he hates it so much. How many other shows does he watch that he hates? I don't watch any show I hate, and I doubt most normal people do.
    It's like eating at a restaurant whose food is terrible. Or drinking a brand of beer you think tastes like piss. Why do it to yourself? Life is short.
    Then again, I often wonder why so many people watch Colbert and The Late Show and then come on here to bash him. Makes no sense.

    • @Section5_CdnIntelService
      @Section5_CdnIntelService Před 7 lety +19

      ...and this is your president. Not the local dog catcher. The so-called head of the Free World. You folks are in serious trouble.

    • @KeyoRacing
      @KeyoRacing Před 7 lety +9

      The Shadow
      Yes we are!

    • @christopherstory514
      @christopherstory514 Před 7 lety +13

      It's quintessential troll behavior. I have several channels I enjoy watching for their educational and entertainment value which are populated by people who watch every episode as I do, only to hate on it and tell everybody else how horrible they are for indulging it. Beyond being a troll, I can't give you a better explanation for his behavior. You're right, though, it is a very peculiar pathology.

    • @s6th795
      @s6th795 Před 7 lety +4

      Adrenaline. When you get mad, you get an adrenaline rush. An adrenaline rush feels good, so getting mad feels good.

    • @CarlosEmilioEsq
      @CarlosEmilioEsq Před 7 lety +7

      P. Hamilton Yeah, but it doesn't make him laugh. All he does is complain about how unfunny the show is. I don't think he gets any joy out of being parodied, maybe because he can't take any criticism whatsoever. Most normal people can laugh at themselves sometimes. He doesn't seem capable.

  • @ezra55595
    @ezra55595 Před 7 lety +76

    My favorite part of Colbert's monologues is the little bits of reaction we get from the band's piano player. (I feel like such an ass, I can't remember his name) His giggles give me life.

  • @twdjt6245
    @twdjt6245 Před 7 lety +87

    Can't get over how hot the pianist is.

    • @SwagbitoUchiha
      @SwagbitoUchiha Před 7 lety +36

      Can't deny he's attractive, but I wish he'd shut up because that forced laugh hurts me.

    • @yudhveer99
      @yudhveer99 Před 7 lety +2

      Swagbito Uchiha that black guy?

    • @SwagbitoUchiha
      @SwagbitoUchiha Před 7 lety +1

      Yuvi Singh
      Yes.

    • @yudhveer99
      @yudhveer99 Před 7 lety +1

      Swagbito Uchiha okay..
      his hair are to the point

    • @8bitpothead
      @8bitpothead Před 7 lety +12

      John Batiste is half the reason I watch these. I think he's funny af.

  • @madamefluffy4788
    @madamefluffy4788 Před 7 lety +56

    Donald Trump honestly believed people were forced into not saying Merry Christmas?!
    BWAHAHAHA!!!!

  • @ViteloElyos
    @ViteloElyos Před 7 lety +40

    To be honest with you guys, Stephen is my personal person of the year :D

  • @wolframstahl1263
    @wolframstahl1263 Před 7 lety +34

    Wow, Jon Batiste touched my heart there. In a really non-molesty way. Marvel Clambake to all of you!

  • @Sarah-hr4dz
    @Sarah-hr4dz Před 7 lety +128

    Who is scared of
    .2017
    .2018
    .2019
    .2020?

    • @ShotaroAsakura
      @ShotaroAsakura Před 7 lety +4

      pussies

    • @Sarah-hr4dz
      @Sarah-hr4dz Před 7 lety +3

      Shotaro realist

    • @abdulgalad2844
      @abdulgalad2844 Před 7 lety

      Shotaro why is a pussy (aka vagina ) scared of an year? 😕. i thought the thing that scared pussies was big cocks.

    • @Sarah-hr4dz
      @Sarah-hr4dz Před 7 lety +3

      Shotaro your comments are disrespecting what shows you're intelligent ( which you have none ) so i dont think i want to explain to you my reasons because you would only respond with with filthy words that represent you.

    • @ShotaroAsakura
      @ShotaroAsakura Před 7 lety +1

      Sarah
      Crude lenguage showcase not intelligence but instead politeness, which I'm not, I know it's typical of weak minded liberals to avoid discussion when they face mental challenge so I'm not exepcting you to explain me anything and because I know your "reasons' are nothing more than herd mentallity opinions, I'm just here to trigger some reactions, which I did pretty good so far.

  • @ph8201
    @ph8201 Před 7 lety +7

    I think I got pregnant from that wink in the end...

  • @RyutaaKuzunoha
    @RyutaaKuzunoha Před 7 lety +6

    Jon is on point, also that wink was smooth 👌

  • @-cosmicrogue-
    @-cosmicrogue- Před 7 lety +110

    *We wish you a Marvel Clambake!*
    *We wish you a Marvel Clambake!*
    *We wish you a Marvel Clambake!*
    *And a DC Reindeer!*

  • @LJY08
    @LJY08 Před 7 lety +57

    Does Trump really think he has what it takes to unite America? He's so delusional.

    • @steamlocomotive8188
      @steamlocomotive8188 Před 7 lety +2

      and Hillary has what it takes to totally destroy America.

    • @Vorox1027
      @Vorox1027 Před 7 lety +1

      I seriously doubt anyone in congress would agree to Hillary putting in that DMZ.
      Because, you know, Democrat + I'm sure > 50% think it's a bad idea anyhow...

    • @mariathornton4940
      @mariathornton4940 Před 7 lety +3

      Steam locomotive- whatever you think of Hillary is irrelevant now. Wish people would stop deflecting to that bs. Drumpf is prez, unfortunately, so the focus should be on the maniac himself and what HE is about to destroy.

    • @steamlocomotive8188
      @steamlocomotive8188 Před 7 lety

      he is not a maniac. you are a looney tune.

    • @mariathornton4940
      @mariathornton4940 Před 7 lety

      Steam Locomotive​ a Looney tune because I call him exactly what he is?! Lol sure, me and millions of people in the U.S. and around the world who are laughing at the Trumpettes for electing an amoral monster lol

  • @gortexovercoat
    @gortexovercoat Před 7 lety +96

    Come on, can someone please support trump in the comments so I can relentlessly troll you.

    • @aliciasciarrillo1022
      @aliciasciarrillo1022 Před 7 lety +7

      PhilmoeSlim there's a couple right above. Troll please. Thank you.

    • @gortexovercoat
      @gortexovercoat Před 7 lety +2

      alicia sciarrillo ;)

    • @Dan-hc6lj
      @Dan-hc6lj Před 7 lety +4

      +philmoeslim You're a fucking idiot and I love Trump. Come at me bitch!

    • @robisdoyal
      @robisdoyal Před 7 lety +2

      oh gawd yesssss. Right here buddy boy. Give me your libtard tears. I need to sell them to gypsies for magic. X^D

    • @Dan-hc6lj
      @Dan-hc6lj Před 7 lety +2

      mmmmm those liberal tears are DELICIOUS. Please, troll me! Wow, it must be heartbreaking to lose the Senate, the House, and the Presidency. Oh and I forgot, the Supreme court. HAHAHAHA But please troll me! XDDDDD

  • @Phi1618033
    @Phi1618033 Před 7 lety +140

    Yeah, that Alec Baldwin is so mean-spirited. Not classy, like Donald Trump.

    • @Jeddostotle7
      @Jeddostotle7 Před 7 lety +5

      Poe's Law is reeeeally coming into effect here.

    • @dragonmodel9262
      @dragonmodel9262 Před 7 lety +1

      At least Donald Trump can be funny when he tries.
      Just because they put Alec Baldwin on snl doesnt make him funny.

    • @dragonmodel9262
      @dragonmodel9262 Před 7 lety

      If you were talking about colbert he can say what ever he wants it doesnt mean anything.
      Some people think this is actual news.

  • @camelsh-t_on_the_walls446

    How refreshing it would have been of them to simply call a spade a spade;
    Con Artist of the Year.

  • @martinzajic8075
    @martinzajic8075 Před 7 lety +37

    John's getting on my nerves, wrecks the monologue

    • @ouareaugirl
      @ouareaugirl Před 7 lety +17

      everyone's hating on him and he legit says nothing. What am I missing? I'm fine w/ him

    • @3ly3lawy
      @3ly3lawy Před 7 lety +3

      Sometimes his laughs are louder than the crowd's which can be jarring.

    • @rocksfire4390
      @rocksfire4390 Před 7 lety +1

      no because he has a mic that's turned on all the time. maybe they should fix that. you don't hear any of the other band members laughing in the background do you? love his voice but damn it is annoying sometimes.

  • @karennobles8877
    @karennobles8877 Před 7 lety +8

    I just love watching Stephan!He cracks me up!

  • @mikestark5038
    @mikestark5038 Před 7 lety +59

    So is this the "Anti-Trump show with Stephen Colbert" now?

    • @cameronwells82
      @cameronwells82 Před 7 lety +53

      Has been for a while and love tuning in.

    • @jaykahlon4694
      @jaykahlon4694 Před 7 lety +40

      Mike Stark best show ever

    • @storksforever2000
      @storksforever2000 Před 7 lety +52

      Get used to it buddy. It's an entertainment show, and it goes where the jokes are, and for the next four years the biggest, whiniest one is going to be sitting in the White House.

    • @harleyquinn6692
      @harleyquinn6692 Před 7 lety +7

      storksforever2000 👍.

    • @zocher1969
      @zocher1969 Před 7 lety +17

      every single show that prides itself on beeing pro sense MUST shit on Trump, he is too big a danger and fool to be ignored

  • @colhapablap
    @colhapablap Před 7 lety +88

    "the clip art of the deal" went over a lot of people's heads

    • @SpadaccinoLuciano
      @SpadaccinoLuciano Před 7 lety +9

      Not really, it's just not that funny of a joke.

    • @kikidmaurice7989
      @kikidmaurice7989 Před 7 lety +1

      No It Did Not....Just Because It Was Supposed To Be Funny Does Not mean it WAS.YAWN....

    • @malisuper627
      @malisuper627 Před 7 lety

      steve j - it won't be a joke to the 50 000 mums and dads about to get a job because of Mr Trump.

    • @MabaseDrifter
      @MabaseDrifter Před 7 lety +11

      I don't know if there are THAT many aspiring comedians in America, but maybe, maybe.

    • @Jan4or
      @Jan4or Před 7 lety +2

      Lol lets see how much deal vs hype just like the last one

  • @reachtrita
    @reachtrita Před 7 lety +2

    Marble Clambake, lol!! Thank you for bringing laughter to people in this tough time! 💚❤️💚

  • @PsychicRadroach
    @PsychicRadroach Před 7 lety +12

    I can say it too... Hold on.... Here it comes....
    HAPPY HANUKKAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @clairekim2525
    @clairekim2525 Před 7 lety +9

    It's fucking SNL, Trump. They've been making fun of politicians since the dawn of time.

  • @zcrib3
    @zcrib3 Před 7 lety +77

    TBH I wish old Colbert were here trying to make all Trump does sound logical.

    • @mozreview
      @mozreview Před 7 lety +8

      yes I miss that sometimes too

    • @LymeStealsGodHeals
      @LymeStealsGodHeals Před 7 lety +1

      zcribe I know, right?!

    • @stopstalkingmegoogl
      @stopstalkingmegoogl Před 7 lety +15

      zcribe lol you mean his satirical lampoon of conservatives?

    • @zcrib3
      @zcrib3 Před 7 lety +3

      Exactly Shes Comeundun

    • @rysun8709
      @rysun8709 Před 7 lety +8

      Shes Comeundun The fact that they didn't get he was ridiculing them is hilarious

  • @BellaWorldAni
    @BellaWorldAni Před 7 lety +8

    May we be blessed forever by awesome comedians like Stephen Colbert. He's helping me stay sane. :)

    • @bhull242
      @bhull242 Před 7 lety

      +wife love
      +Googlecommie Commiekisser
      On what grounds do you say these things?

    • @bhull242
      @bhull242 Před 7 lety

      him t
      Having read the emails, I can say that they don't say what you think they say. And what does pedophilia have to do with any of this?

  • @dangerzone9747
    @dangerzone9747 Před 7 lety +17

    Comedians have free material for the next four years. Assuming he doesn't get impeached before then!

    • @INUN0TAISHO
      @INUN0TAISHO Před 7 lety +1

      You got that right! The proceedings have already begun. Paperwork's been drawn up citing incompetency and resistance to standard briefings considered necessary to the security of the nation. No one actually thought a person with his lack of qualifications would actually make it as far as he did, and when it was apparent that he could in fact, take office, there was a scramble to consolidate resources for a possible impeachment. The only reason nothing has moved forward as of yet is that he has yet to be confirmed to office. You can't impeach him until he's been confirmed. Frankly, I can't wait for the day it moves forward and is announced officially.

    • @stueckdreck
      @stueckdreck Před 7 lety

      Assuming they survive them o.O

  • @syedahmedjilanee6041
    @syedahmedjilanee6041 Před 7 lety +34

    great job snl
    Trump is like a child who complains on everything

  • @christinastork8258
    @christinastork8258 Před 7 lety +8

    *gags* I cried a little bit and buried my face in my hands when I read Trump had been announced 'Person of the Year.' This is the final proof that 2016 SUCKED!!!

    • @SaponaceousOne
      @SaponaceousOne Před 7 lety +3

      If it helps, remember that the Person of the Year is not chosen based on whether they're a force for good or ill, just chosen on the basis that they affected the world a lot. And that's certainly true for Mr. Trump.

    • @fragginbastich7307
      @fragginbastich7307 Před 7 lety

      Christina Stork ffs grow a spine

    • @autohmae
      @autohmae Před 7 lety

      Good luck for 2017 !

  • @deondrepolk4502
    @deondrepolk4502 Před 7 lety +17

    Were those horns intentional or were they a sign of what's to come?

  • @the_dead_poet7829
    @the_dead_poet7829 Před 7 lety +2

    5:01 angry pencil eraser 😂😂

  • @TheChildfreeCurlyGirl
    @TheChildfreeCurlyGirl Před 7 lety +4

    Stop it Jon Batiste, Just stop it!!!!

  • @TheJasperlife
    @TheJasperlife Před 7 lety +16

    I've got the answer. It came to me last night.
    We've all been duped into 'hating' just like Trump.
    Half of us hate 'the other' (blacks, muslims, jews, gays, women, etc) as Trump has instructed, and the other half of us hate Trump and his supporters. I mean, all the people who are going to call me a 'libtard' - I'm sure didn't do that on the internet to strangers a year and a half ago. I know I wouldn't have let myself get bated into some of the 'discussions' I've been allowing myself to get pulled into a year and a half ago either. So he's succeeded in making all of America (North America) as hateful as him. And if that's the case - he truly won. Hate is a sign of fear, and fear comes from low self esteem.
    He's given everyone a cheap (free, but with a much heftier price) 'high' or a 'super buzz' from being angry, hateful and self righteous. The self righteous indignation on both sides is intoxicating, making us feel right by making the other feel wrong, and as soon as we realize that's what's happening it's then easier to get off this drug peddler's goods. Just be conscious of how you're feeling next time you write an angry post and where the buzz is coming from.
    I think we need to take our humanity back and the only way is to stop hating and forgive. We are ALL in this together, we've all drank the 'hate cool-aid'.
    It's much easier to forgive 'the other side' when you know you've been just as duped as they are, and when we become forgiving and stop giving in to the short term 'buzz' we all get from being angry and hateful, we will be miles ahead, and his win will be for naught, and we'll still have our dignity intact, and then we can all make smart decisions and hold government accountable to the people.
    Just something to think about.
    I hereby promise to not respond to the hate that will be unleashed in my direction from this post.
    Peace.

    • @lpfaninfinity
      @lpfaninfinity Před 7 lety

      libtard detected

    • @22fordfx49
      @22fordfx49 Před 7 lety +1

      + thewanderandhiscomp How is being liberal progressive? Progressive as in open borders with millions pouring in? Progressive as in Detroit, Chicago and other liberal crime ridden strongholds? It seems to me the people who are rioting against trump's win are liberals-BLM and whiny pampered college kids. I'm sure they are willing to accept outsiders as they are rioting against a president who differs from their own opinion who got elected in a fair election. LOL

    • @TheJasperlife
      @TheJasperlife Před 7 lety +1

      The problem is our own attachment to our positions. The ego needs to feel right about it's opinions and positions and will hold dearly to those positions in order not to loose face, so until the moment we all decide we're all humans, and we all make stupid mistakes - often - and are willing to forgive our own and other's mistakes, then we'll be on this stupid merrry-go-round until we destroy our own bad asses. It's time for us all to get over ourselves.

    • @bhull242
      @bhull242 Před 7 lety

      22fordfx4
      Everything you said is either false (open borders) or addresses the actions of a minority of the followers of a movement rather than the general ideology.

    • @22fordfx49
      @22fordfx49 Před 7 lety

      + bhull242 I don't think open borders is a minority view among liberals/democrats. Obama has had deportations but his leniency towards granting admission to illegal children and families across the border has made more people want to cross it freely. Hillary spoke of open borders as well as granting illegals citizenship. Very liberal Europe believes in open borders and we are seeing now the mistakes of no borders.

  • @Aaron_Stever
    @Aaron_Stever Před 7 lety +8

    And now, the top 5 mistakes I've made in my life:
    5. Reading the comments section on a Stephen Colbert video.
    4. Reading the comments on a Seth Meyers video.
    3. Reading the comments on a John Oliver video.
    2. Reading the comments on any video involving politics.
    1. Not thinking of any actual mistakes I've made in my life to end off this joke.

  • @STE4LYOURFACE
    @STE4LYOURFACE Před 7 lety +6

    I bet trumps twitter device has key words that are auto blocked, like Steven... or Colbert?

  • @internethatemachine527
    @internethatemachine527 Před 7 lety +5

    The 19th Amendment prohibiting Christmas has been repealed! YAAAAY!
    #sarcasm

  • @snausages43
    @snausages43 Před 7 lety +3

    Marvel Clambake, everyone!
    So glad we can say it again.

  • @CareyHAuthor
    @CareyHAuthor Před 7 lety +9

    Marvel Clambake, everyone. hahaha

  • @JoshuaFagan
    @JoshuaFagan Před 7 lety +19

    Judging by how much complaining he did when he didn't get Person of the Year last year, I don't think Trump understands that it's not necessarily an honor. Some terrible people have been PotY, including Hitler (seriously, look it up).

    • @jennifermoriarty2188
      @jennifermoriarty2188 Před 4 lety

      During that time Hitler wasn't killing people but being very generous and rebuilding Germany.

  • @Kynk
    @Kynk Před 7 lety +21

    Marvel Clambake... Everyone....

  • @RositaAHuff
    @RositaAHuff Před 7 lety +9

    I do not like Mr. Trump....

  • @Jebbtube
    @Jebbtube Před 7 lety +9

    Marvel Clambake to all!
    And to all a good night!

  • @lemonberries
    @lemonberries Před 7 lety +2

    the Clipart of the deal... Whoever came up with that is a fucking genius

  • @JacobHG1234
    @JacobHG1234 Před 7 lety +4

    Move over flying spaghetti monster, make way for the Flying Marvel Clambake

  • @sarielizard1
    @sarielizard1 Před 7 lety +57

    Shouldve been BERNIE.

    • @harleyquinn6692
      @harleyquinn6692 Před 7 lety +6

      Sarah Bouachir 👍👍

    • @BigTexasRed
      @BigTexasRed Před 7 lety +2

      I voted for Carlo, that crazy guy who smells peoples car bumpers in my neighborhood. :)

    • @Tyrannosaurine
      @Tyrannosaurine Před 7 lety +3

      +Eric Strickland Still a better choice than Trump.

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 Před 4 lety

      ^hillary

  • @MinbadTheFourth
    @MinbadTheFourth Před 7 lety +1

    And there I see a pumpkin shell
    As big as mother's basin,
    And every time they touched it off
    They scampered like the nation.

  • @TheKuishinbo
    @TheKuishinbo Před 7 lety

    That voice followed by that wink, I think I just melted.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 7 lety +9

    Marvel Clambake was my favorite Rule 34 comic ever. Just sayin'.

  • @AKilahVamp
    @AKilahVamp Před 7 lety +3

    that impression was stupidly funny

  • @sshum00
    @sshum00 Před 7 lety +2

    Softbank's a telecom company not a bank.

  • @davedee599
    @davedee599 Před 7 lety +6

    I live close to a Jewish community and I can't imagine me saying "merry Christmas" to somebody in that community and then that person bashes my head with a baseball bat yelling "Get out of here you pagan!"
    My guess is they would say "oh, you too" and that's it.

    • @TheNo1pencil
      @TheNo1pencil Před 7 lety

      You filthy, filthy pagan.

    • @danieltreshner4955
      @danieltreshner4955 Před 7 lety

      Then I'd be that one Jew to bash you over the head with a baseball bat.
      If only I was Jewish.

    • @hernanmachado8726
      @hernanmachado8726 Před 7 lety +2

      Dave Dee -- You're an atheist I bet. One who believes its OK to attack Christianity but not Islam because you are a hypocrite. Easily swayed by bad fads to make up for for your woefully lonely abusive nerdy childhood. Let me guess, you probably are an effeminized hipster sporting a man bun, tattoos and and skinny jeans riding around on a Hoverboard to work.... talking at high volume in the Starbucks line so that people in line might think you are more important that you really are. A follower of trends rather than a setter of trends. If you were alive in the late 80s early 1990s as a follower (not a leader) of trends.... for a hairstyle you would have had been one of those Joe Dirt "business in the front, party in the back" mullets.

    • @Theproclaimed
      @Theproclaimed Před 7 lety

      Hernan Machado every politican thinks the oposite! Hate on islam is okay but any OTHER religion is not okay!

    • @hernanmachado8726
      @hernanmachado8726 Před 7 lety

      The Proclaimed -- Bullshit. EVERY politician. What a stupid claim. Not until Donald shined a light on the hypocrisy of the Leftist Democratic Playbook. The same playbook taught in Universities by Social Justice Warriors who use the language of civil rights to assert their private victimhood identity ranging from the simple, race and gender, to a list of dozens of sexual identities, psychological disorders and survivor of assorted traumas. And let’s not forget disabilities (real or imagined) and morbid obesity. Each identity requires representation. Sure you’ve got a black woman on your team. But where are the intersexual Muslim gluten survivors? What about body positive transsexual transethnic vegan feminist ADHD survivors who hate women? Why are you such a bigot? We’re organizing a hashtag to denounce you on Twitter. And all these identities and anything that comes with them are someone’s exclusive property. SJWs invade a field demanding representation quotas. If they don’t get them, they find a micro-aggression or a nano-aggression to rave about. They howl about the lack of diversity. They claim that the lack of acceptance makes them feel afraid and unsafe. When they get them, the only thing they do is whine more about how oppressed they are. This is accompanied by war dances of celebration at having defeated “straight white men” and "Christians" or "Evangelicals" through a quota system invariably implemented by straight white men. Our Country is fucked up because of George Soros money in our culture. We need to fix it.

  • @ghoste000
    @ghoste000 Před 7 lety +5

    that guy fake laughing is so annoying. Someone please take away his mic

  • @ProjectFlashlight612
    @ProjectFlashlight612 Před 7 lety +20

    Mmmmmmm....thoughtburger.

  • @letsleepingdogslie2492
    @letsleepingdogslie2492 Před 7 lety +2

    And a Marvin Clambake to all!

  • @ZS05
    @ZS05 Před 7 lety +2

    Marvel Clambake! Now in theaters everywhere!

  • @Bob-qq4is
    @Bob-qq4is Před 7 lety +6

    I really respect this show, it gives liberals a place to go to where they can laugh instead of cry. Where they can feel good about themeselves and ridicule the other side until their hearts are content. But it must suck though when the show ends and they have to go back to the reality that their party is on the brink of collapse and doesn't have a grasp on any of the real issues in the nation but just "social justice" problems which are ambigious and which no one really cares about. So ya keep lauhging and we will keep on winning.

    • @noel7777noel
      @noel7777noel Před 7 lety +5

      Austin Adams You need to take an economics class. Trump gets Carrier to invest in 16 million in robots to replace workers. Trump is a republican witch is for capital. Liberals are for labor. Trump is for increasing the profit margins of companies, Like replacing workers with robots. And the Democrats are for the workers get a better living wage witch lowers the profit margins of companies. So the capital and the labor bump heads. Carrier still moved jobs to Mexico and still keeps that tax cut. Give me a link of an article or a professor teaching you that giving a company tax cuts will make American workers competitive. Or Trickle down economis will save the Rust Belt.

  • @puravpatel1146
    @puravpatel1146 Před 7 lety +10

    Trump gets his political advise from Alex Jones... LOL

    • @Hypersugarbloodygang
      @Hypersugarbloodygang Před 7 lety +1

      Sells magic brainpills that makes you smarter, on his fear-mongering conspiracy youtube channel. Seems like Trumps kinda guy. Also kinda seems like a conflict of interest lmao.

    • @FinanceMan
      @FinanceMan Před 7 lety

      Purav Patel and Alex tells the truth so thank god

    • @Hypersugarbloodygang
      @Hypersugarbloodygang Před 7 lety +3

      ***** Lmao

    • @FinanceMan
      @FinanceMan Před 7 lety

      Anton D L he isn't a fear monger. He tells it how it is. How about you actually look into the emails yourself and see the bad shit. Instead of just being lazy and stupid

    • @Hypersugarbloodygang
      @Hypersugarbloodygang Před 7 lety +3

      Just because im against Trump doesnt mean im for Hilary, and I DID look at the emails unlike you, Who just watched Alex Jones theorizing about the emails that werent there.

  • @NickDe3
    @NickDe3 Před 7 lety +1

    John's little musical number was the best!

  • @MrGary8767
    @MrGary8767 Před 7 lety +1

    i worked in retail for years and everyone from cashiers to management said merry christmas and happy holidays... no one cared what you said. but one time after i said happy holidays to someone they got all pissy with me and said i should be saying merry christmas. i then told her to have a good weekend and i could keep going lower if she wanted to keep that up.

  • @kwokmanchung
    @kwokmanchung Před 7 lety +4

    I've been saying "Merry Christmas" every year, but comparing to "President Trump", "Happy Holiday" isn't so horrible.

  • @AlfredFJones1776
    @AlfredFJones1776 Před 7 lety +4

    The tears are still delicious.

  • @paulstreehousepublishing
    @paulstreehousepublishing Před 7 lety +2

    Well I for one am happy we finally have a president we can criticize without being called a racist.

  • @CLHLC
    @CLHLC Před 7 lety +1

    Jon Batiste has a contagious smile... love that guy!

  • @edu-kt
    @edu-kt Před 7 lety +3

    Just gag Batiste, I'm begging you.

  • @tyrongkojy
    @tyrongkojy Před 7 lety +9

    Marvel Clambake to you all!

  • @squamish4244
    @squamish4244 Před 7 lety +3

    The title Person of the Year goes to anyone who had the *most influence on the world, for better or for worse*. Hitler was person of the year in 1938, Stalin in 1939, Ayatollah Khomeini in 1979.
    They were going to name Hitler Person of the Century in 1999 but lost their nerve and went with Einstein instead, a more PC choice but a cop-out.

  • @mythoti
    @mythoti Před 6 lety

    You had me at Marvel Clambake :)

  • @Breakfast221
    @Breakfast221 Před 7 lety +7

    Marvel Clambake and DC Musselcook to all of you.

  • @Hkizzie
    @Hkizzie Před 7 lety +7

    PRESIDENT OF THE DIVIDED STATES OF AMERICA! Lmao.

  • @InsideCellardoor
    @InsideCellardoor Před 7 lety +1

    Haha love the singing. =)

  • @addycarter2790
    @addycarter2790 Před 7 lety +2

    that wink at the end....goddamn you fine!!!!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 7 lety +3

    People's next issue: "Narcissistic sociopaths, and why we love them. Really, they're great.. just great."

  • @sh09un1
    @sh09un1 Před 7 lety +3

    Devil horns or cat ears? You decide...

  • @deborahcouvillion630
    @deborahcouvillion630 Před 7 lety +1

    The point of saying Happy Holidays was to be inclusive of the many people who celebrate a holiday during December, not to exclude people from saying Merry Christmas. It stands to reason the Deplorables would make such a big deal out of this. They just want to make sure their excluding all who don't celebrate Christmas.

  • @jaythebluegamer5922
    @jaythebluegamer5922 Před 7 lety +1

    Marvel Clambake, everyone!!! 😆😆😆😆😆

  • @itac.2280
    @itac.2280 Před 7 lety +7

    John that was beautiful ;-;

  • @JohnnyBoogolando
    @JohnnyBoogolando Před 7 lety +3

    He plans to create more than 50000 jobs ? AHAHAHA... Let's make fun of him for that!
    .....................................................................................................................................

  • @alexandermay4667
    @alexandermay4667 Před 7 lety

    That wink from John... amazing dude :D

  • @mazieferreira7757
    @mazieferreira7757 Před 7 lety +1

    Angry pencil eraser......LMAO

  • @GuyUWishUWere
    @GuyUWishUWere Před 7 lety +3

    mmmmm- shit.
    mmmMMMM- damnit!
    MMMMMMERICA! ...good enough

  • @peace4myheart
    @peace4myheart Před 7 lety +5

    Marvel clambake everyone bc that's what it will be the next 4 years!!!

  • @dogchaser520
    @dogchaser520 Před 7 lety

    Great catch on the horns and the general analysis of the TIME cover!

  • @IliyaMoroumetz
    @IliyaMoroumetz Před 7 lety +1

    I approve of Jon Batiste singing about Marvel Clambakes.

  • @atomhearts
    @atomhearts Před 7 lety +7

    Trump needs to realize that, just because he's President-Elect, doesn't mean he's closed off from criticism and parodies. It doesn't matter how 'mean spirited' they are, because people are allowed to do those kinds of things.

    • @myflippinggoodness8821
      @myflippinggoodness8821 Před 7 lety +1

      Sam Nee oh better than that, he can't hide behind his "shittalk hillary" foil any more. now HE is the fuckup. let the greasy orange bitch burn for the next 4 years (or preferably, until impeachment).

    • @tynorstrom2761
      @tynorstrom2761 Před 7 lety +3

      if anything it makes him even _more_ of a target. If he didn't want to be criticized he shouldn't have _fucking run_ This is just common sense. A president is a target for parody

    • @maryhunter6389
      @maryhunter6389 Před 7 lety +2

      He isn't one to talk about mean spirited.. remember when he mocked that disabled reporter?

    • @dragonmodel9262
      @dragonmodel9262 Před 7 lety

      And if its not funny he does have the right to say its not funny.

    • @maryhunter6389
      @maryhunter6389 Před 7 lety

      dragon model
      Trump is the one who wanted to take away other's freedom of speech by saying he will take on the press when they say negative things about him.

  • @burpie3258
    @burpie3258 Před 7 lety +4

    I fear for the minorities in America...

    • @sjp4669
      @sjp4669 Před 7 lety +1

      Why? Are they helpless people?

    • @burpie3258
      @burpie3258 Před 7 lety +1

      S J P Do you live under a rock?

    • @22fordfx49
      @22fordfx49 Před 7 lety

      +burpie What is to fear? Because they are illegal, because they are more likely to do crime and cops may be mean to them?

    • @burpie3258
      @burpie3258 Před 7 lety +1

      22fordfx4 Because people are fucking racist and will kill you just because you are a different colour.

    • @22fordfx49
      @22fordfx49 Před 7 lety

      + burpie I would be more worried as a white person quite honestly in an all black neighborhood. Not saying white people are perfect though but its true. Just look at BLM riots as well and the white people that have been attacked there.

  • @jorenthar9186
    @jorenthar9186 Před 7 lety +2

    I was just at the store where I saw a little girl ask her mum: Can I have that? About 3 times. I should think back to when I was a kid and when I did the same, but all I thought of was "trump is such a kid, like this little girl".

  • @lunaticminka5538
    @lunaticminka5538 Před 7 lety +2

    TAKE AWAY HIS MICROPHONE PLEASE!?

  • @MsGrapeNehi
    @MsGrapeNehi Před 7 lety +3

    MARGIE CLIFFNOTES, EVERYONE

  • @Diojenes.
    @Diojenes. Před 7 lety +3

    marvel calmbake eveyone! and a happy news yarn!

  • @ExileOnDaytonStreet
    @ExileOnDaytonStreet Před 7 lety +1

    4:52 I wish I could understand the thought process behind people who say such ridiculous things as claiming that Trump being elected means we "can say Merry Christmas"... as if people weren't saying it before Trump got elected.

  • @Geospasmic
    @Geospasmic Před 7 lety +1

    Was there ever such a sinister portrait for Time's Person of the Year? Can't be a coincidence.

  • @KoshyGeorge
    @KoshyGeorge Před 7 lety +4

    Just say merry christmas

  • @emho8564
    @emho8564 Před 7 lety +3

    trumpdy dumpty

  • @xylon7333
    @xylon7333 Před 7 lety +1

    Oh jon that wink was gorgeous

  • @jejlanmati7270
    @jejlanmati7270 Před 7 lety +1

    I'm still gonna say happy holidays.

  • @fire7side
    @fire7side Před 7 lety +4

    Donald Trump joke number 10,000,000,000,000,957.

    • @TheNeilBernardShow
      @TheNeilBernardShow Před 7 lety +4

      fire7side at least Stephen will have lots of material for the next four years in the same way Letterman had 8 years of Bush jokes

    • @fire7side
      @fire7side Před 7 lety

      There's a wonderful thought.

    • @jd-hx2zx
      @jd-hx2zx Před 6 lety

      Gotta deal with the joke that the Drumpf *is* somehow.

  • @martinboylan1503
    @martinboylan1503 Před 7 lety +9

    I'm early, I'll tell a joke.
    Keep going
    This comment got 10 lines longer.

    • @Dobermonster
      @Dobermonster Před 7 lety +1

      Tell me a joke, please.

    • @martinboylan1503
      @martinboylan1503 Před 7 lety +2

      Dobermonster
      Click read more to go further.
      Just like yo mum ooooohhhh!!!

    • @Chuwy389
      @Chuwy389 Před 7 lety

      +Dobermonster I'll tell you a joke!
      Women's rights.

    • @martinboylan1503
      @martinboylan1503 Před 7 lety

      *****
      Except for Rosey O Donneled

    • @Chuwy389
      @Chuwy389 Před 7 lety

      +Andrew Olson All-too many.

  • @Bridg2Peace
    @Bridg2Peace Před 7 lety +1

    Shenanigans, can come from one entity.
    There is no such word, "destrust. It's "distructs."

    • @bhull242
      @bhull242 Před 7 lety +7

      Florence Susan
      Neither of those are words. The closest to them are destroy, destruction, and distrust.
      Yes, the verb for causing destruction is destroy. "Destruct" is not a word, oddly enough.

  • @johnmckenna6162
    @johnmckenna6162 Před 7 lety +1

    If you only get your "news" from non-MSMs, Where are you going to get your sports, weather, and human interest stories?

    • @NLWilmar
      @NLWilmar Před 7 lety +1

      are you a spambot or something? or is your vocabulary not bigger?