Even Donald Trump Didn't See This Coming
Vložit
- čas přidán 14. 12. 2016
- During a speech in Wisconsin the President-Elect revealed a surprising fact: he went into election night expecting to lose.
Subscribe To "The Late Show" Channel HERE: bit.ly/ColbertCZcams
For more content from "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert", click HERE: bit.ly/1AKISnR
Watch full episodes of "The Late Show" HERE: bit.ly/1Puei40
Like "The Late Show" on Facebook HERE: on. 1df139Y
Follow "The Late Show" on Twitter HERE: bit.ly/1dMzZzG
Follow "The Late Show" on Google+ HERE: bit.ly/1JlGgzw
Follow "The Late Show" on Instagram HERE: bit.ly/29wfREj
Follow "The Late Show" on Tumblr HERE: bit.ly/29DVvtR
Watch The Late Show with Stephen Colbert weeknights at 11:35 PM ET/10:35 PM CT. Only on CBS.
Get the CBS app for iPhone & iPad! Click HERE: bit.ly/12rLxge
Get new episodes of shows you love across devices the next day, stream live TV, and watch full seasons of CBS fan favorites anytime, anywhere with CBS All Access. Try it free! bit.ly/1OQA29B
---
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert is the premier late night talk show on CBS, airing at 11:35pm EST, streaming online via CBS All Access, and delivered to the International Space Station on a USB drive taped to a weather balloon. Every night, viewers can expect: Comedy, humor, funny moments, witty interviews, celebrities, famous people, movie stars, bits, humorous celebrities doing bits, funny celebs, big group photos of every star from Hollywood, even the reclusive ones, plus also jokes. - Zábava
His cabinet is whiter than a porcelain toilet in the snow. As a white guy, it`s disturbing.
Dat virtue signal. ;)
Chris Ashcroft LMAO 😂😂
GET OVER THE RACISM! He is picking people who are GREAT for the JOB! STOP LOOKING AT THE COLOR OF PEOPLE! YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL RACISTS!
Deborah S. Nelson you're serious? Those ppl are in no way great for the job...
Because they are White Males--they are not great for the job? We are going to have to agree to disagree. I aim sick of people looking at the color of people's skin! I am totally done with concocting racism around every corner. TRUMP is a very smart man, and he knows what he is doing. However a 2 billion dollar ad campaign--the most spend on a losing political ad campaign has smeared TRUMP with this racism label and its just plain NOT TRUE... Now when he picks he cabinet, people think that there's too many white guys on the cabinet. WHY focus on the color or people's skin? By the way, the whites are in a majority in this country, so what's wrong with them being a majority in any given situation? I am going back to work, I have said my peace, and we'll have to agree to disagree, and let time show us how his cabinet did.
No matter how many Trump trolls dislike Colbert's videos, Stephen will remain funny and Donald Trump will remain a clown.
Well this clown managed to get enough votes to become President. What has your talking head done? He can't remain funny because he never was.
beaconrider When there are enough idiots to vote for him, and the opposite candidate is Hillary Clinton, it isn't that difficult. A trashcan could have won for the republicans this time around. Given the state of the media in our nation, none of the third-party candidates ever have much of a chance unfortunately. So between a giant douche and a turd sandwich, it's pretty much a sham either way.
jmcsquared18 While that might be true for it's too soon to tell people like you make Hillary Clinton look like an angel pretty clownish to me.
President-elect Trump, ya douche
Joe You're offended because people won't call Donald Fart President elect Fart? Yeah, I'm being childish in response to childishness 😂
Look he's whining some more about Trump.
If he bugs you,why not just change the channel? Faux News Channel roster is stocked full of the conservative comedians.
Haman Karn and look at you, still whining about his whining, get over it.
Robert Brinkman Trump won STFU IDIOT
look another disgusting weebshit giving his 2 cents
Things I'm seeing:
1. Hypocrisy
2. Invalid arguments, (telling someone to shut up proves nothing)
Stephen is a very good singer!
The whole Party of Lincoln thing is something I've always found curious. Like, the policies and attitudes of both parties have basically swapped over the years, who cares which party Lincoln was in? What's important is what he stood for.
Lego Insomniac It's just a party line they use to try to prove they're not racists. Something on the lines of "the president that freed the slaves was republican, so of course we love blacks people". Democrats do it too, but more so by pointing the finger at the other party rather than themselves "Okay, maybe you don't like our policies now, but Bush sucked and he's republican!"
God I love politics
He stood for unity....but the left doesn't get that.
exactly
they once STOOD for unity
They switched sides in the 60s.
bring back the green backs. the whole reason he got killed wasn't because of slavery it was the fact he had America printing its own money. the bankers do not like that and had him killed and crashed our economy. when are we going to wake up and see how the fed is controlling us with debt. the FED already said they will raise interest rates 3 times in the next few years. they are about to deflate our money so they can buy up everything and own us even more. during Obama they lowered the interest rates to inflate our economy now they want to deflate it.
That map was bleeding red,
there was blood coming out of her wherever...
mike mikey lol
+mike mikey, there will be blood coming out of all of us by the time trump gets through with us. :)
Lmfao
mike mikey sure you don't want to talk about it.
soon as i heard bleeding i thought oh ffs Donald...shut up lol
So many conservative hate comments here, I'm not trying to start anything but this is just too much really
Mr. Anderson colbert is getting paid to spread propaganda about Trump, he' s a fucking unfunny sellout piece of shit
dead meme trump ain't doing nothing good right now though, I mean, I don't blame Colbert, it's kind of scary but I think he is overdoing it a bit
ah yes why wont they just leave this dishonest hateful video alone
Why is Trump filling his cabinet with insiders and wall street people when he spent that last year bashing Hillary about insiders and wall street people? I think he may have just been saying shit just to get elected.
ya think?
Gene C uh duh....
Gene C me my see service self maybe this afternoon is still has faster I h had better learn it. What t see she
Noooooooooo, really?
No kidding
Only because Stephen is amazing I somewhat manage to laugh. I'm still *beyond* depressed knowing a bigot like Trump is gonna be in charge for at least four years...
Christina Stork
That's the point of watch these trash TV shows... you are being brainwashed and manipulated!!
hey, don't lose hope...
I am about to get blitz training and fix this... somehow...
and if everything fails... I know people with spaceships... Independence Day 2018 is a backup plan.
Exactly which liberals shut up?
Stephen? Trevor Noah? Sam Bee? Seth Meyers? Bill Maher?
How do you know Trump is a bigot? Do you have actual evidence? Like a video or something? Genuine question.
Shiva's Dance
all of his speeches?
Colbert for president.
Jon Stewart for VP
or vice versa
fuck it at this point
i second that last statement
Persøn Human I third it
910pro I deplore that stament.. nothing against Stewart, but Colbert is a corporate sellout, anybody could rig a system with him in charge.. lol
Sean Crawford "deplore" ... I see what you did there...
Well, the entire new cabinet is literally a corporate sellout, so I don't see the problem
Steve should make some music. He has some singing talent!
"The election is rigged!!!!!" "oh, I won?" Ummmm......
That map was RUSSIAN RED, courtesy of Putin.
Thanks for the truth, CIA.
Karma for US interference in foreign elections. We deserve it.
you should call yourself Bimbolina
TeddyBear Nope, my brother already goes by that.
*****
your bro is a Bimbo?
Mary West Right on.
The Nixon letters need to be a running segment. Working title 'From one Dick to another'.
New Message Kind of left in the shade by Trump/Obama recordings on Conan.
+Nx Doyle They are hilarious. lol
sppppphhhhhhh bahahahaha
"Trumped by a Dick"?
+Make America Great Again: Well, if that wasn't a complete contradiction to your meaning in life.
Stephen, you get paid multi-millions. Can't you afford a suit that fits?
Can this guy get over it.
Stephen and the band were on fire tonight!
They must've have seen La La Land.
"How do you keep getting away with this shit?!!". That is the main question that should be answered
Thank you Stephen Colbert for not releasing 10-minute videos so that we don't have to watch a 2nd ad
He tries his best to not do so xD
Ray Wei I don't see ads Don't you use adblocker?
linke loetje I used to, then I stopped because almost every website reply on ads to earn money
Ray Wei Ok I like it better without ads. I hate those things. it's a choice
linke loetje it's annoying, but lots of people feed their family because of ads. One of the reasons the quality of journalism is going down is because too many ad blocks. Hope you understand and stop using ad blocks
That one, lonely piece of confetti at the beginning.
you saw that too?
The poor thing was really standing out. XD
Colbert must have been watching Futurama to prepare for the Nixon impression.
yeah, strictly speaking it's a disembodied Nixon head impression.
Peter Wyetzner not complete without the Arooooooo!
Would take some time to work up a full-body Nixon -- dumpy defeated look from shoulders to heels, coming out of a core damp grey mistrustful pessimism where ambition should never have tried to take root. A cold mess.
manthasagittarius1
That guitarist is super cute.
Christian Schoff why is this the first comment about this I've seen here? Cmon
***** What's a flamer?
Caption America Actually, I look pretty good. Not great, but I'm definitely cute.
Christian Schoff you look like an off-brand Kurt cobain
+Christian Schoff she must be happy with all these bbc around here
Cute guitarist... at 0:59
True
Soooo. the content of the e-mails are being entirely ignored? Hmm
+Ted Logan
Spot on.
However, you have to remember this is meant to be comedy, they aren't going to discuss anything seriously.
Nothing serious except absolute disdain and hate for Trump. I'm sure Colbert and company were dead serious about that.
You guys excited for the holidays? *WOOOOOOOO* (single confetti falls to ground)
Isa Hamilton omg 😂😂
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!!
Isn't a single one just a confetto?
dorianXsapiens lol
Someone please take the microphone away from that band guy
burymeinpink someone take the piano from that guy too
burymeinpink hey, I like the band guy
get off the mans nuts.
burymeinpink He should only play piano and maybe sing to a tune, but his comments and grunts are weak.
He is delightfully annoying
Thank you, Stephen Colbert, for not pussuing out!
For all of you that are saying you are tired of him talking about Trump, maybe watch all the other videos that are available for you to watch that have nothing to do with Trump?
The map was red, not because it was "bleeding red", but because it's on fire.
I thought the map was pizza-related? Politics getting more and more confusing these days
it was blEEEEEDING OUT
Would you rather have it turn blue and suffocate?
only half bad 333 Probably from all the liberals burning down there own cities. XD
Blitzcreed their* you uneducated swine
Please fill in all positions based on ability, not on gender or race, thank you.
Glenn Cross do you think that's what he's done now?
Aisosa Ihama
Yes I do.
Atleast.. I think that's what was on his mind while selecting..
He is a pragmastist, Obama is a theorist.
That's why you're used to scholars at those positions, but don't think those are the only options..
A pragmatist focuses on reality.. what works practically.
Check his picks.. all have proven to show they know how the world works and can habdle the world to their great advantage and success.
Obama played it passive and was theorizing about everything.
Obama said about the Carrier problem that it was IMPOSSIBLE to do anything.. that only a magic stick could work..
Trump came saw and fixed it in 2 days. Not even POTUS yet.
Pragmatists get things done, theorists spend most of their time in their own thoughtworld, thus losing touch with what is really happening in the world.
Glenn Cross but if Hillary had made the picks he has, I'd be willing to bet anything that you, him and the rest of the trump train wouldn't get off Hillary's nuts until she drops them...
Aisosa Ihama
I disagree with tpu Aisosa..
Minstery of Defence.. James Mattis
Who will disagree?
Same for most of the others.
Several departments are dubious like Energy and Education but I think Trump wants to cut those down, hence the picks.
Most are great, take a look at their in-depth profiles and I'm sure you'll agree
I would agree with you, but Trump's current cabinet picks are the exact opposite of skilled/experienced. Tillerson is gonna be our secretary of state even though he has NO experience in foreign policy, Nikki Haley is going to be our UN ambassador despite her lack of experience (and her greatest accomplishment was taking down a flag, mind you), Pompeo is going to be head of the CIA despite the fact he has no backgroung in intelligence, Devos will be our education secretary even though she often promotes the destablization of the public school system and is really just a big donor to the RNC, his chief of staff is Reince Preibus even though Preibus has never held public office before, his choice for the EPA straight-up refuses to acknowledge the overwhelming consensus that climate change is real, and not to mention that Ben Carson is the HUD secretary, even though he's a goddamn NEUROSURGEON.
yup it was bleeding red bc America was dying
Well, now I guess we can all say that Russia won the Cold War. Good job, comrades!
6:20 As Senator Amidala said: "So, this is how democracy dies... with thunderous applause."
As a guitarist myself, Maddie Rice knows how to push my buttons. That look on her face after the 'Maurice' bit just had me like WHAAAT? :3
Aw man, now you ruined the rest of my year! ;) ;)
+iliek I don't think you know what any of those words mean.
She will never have sex with you.
Ibian666 That's not the point - you don't go into a date or relationship with the primary intention of "parkin' peen", and if you do then maybe you're part of the problem when it comes to such mentality. :)
Ibian666 Wow. I'm feeling very um........ what's the word.......
... 'triggered'? :P
"...within his tiny grasp..." 👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼
The beauty of liberal tears is that they never dry and never lose their sweetness.
Frank N. Stein you tired of winning? Im not
Me neither. 8 more years of winning to do. Lots to be done.
Brian Johnson lots to be done. Huge things. Big league great things. Such good things you won't believe. Believe me it will be great and huge. Not like this show. What a joke. Sad.
+ferraropr
Dude... I think you just broke Poe's Law. That or validated it forever, I can't decide which.
To me this isn't about losing the election, it is about Russia hacking into not only the DNC but the RNC also. They cannot say for any certainty that they made a difference in the election. That part would be hard to prove unless they find evidence that the actual voting system was hacked into. It won't change anything I am pretty sure but I think we all should be concerned that the Russians hacked into those servers. What else will they be able to hack into? They are not our friends no matter what Trump says. Putin wants the old USSR back and he knows he has a better chance with Trump as President.
Okay I missed something. I swore Ben Carson was supposed to be the token black guy in the cabinet
They wanted to include a photo of him too, but they couldn't get one where his eyes were open.
tybofborg original
suuuure
He was, but he took himself out of consideration due to "lack of experience".
AWildNintenerd Obama was a token President
That election night map was bleeding out of its wherever
Samantha Braker XD
Samantha Braker That's because Trump grabbed its "wherever". How a guy who talks and acts like that is our president-elect is beyond comprehension.
Pussy
"How a guy who talks and acts like that is our president-elect is beyond comprehension."
The average IQ in the country is 100.
So nearly half the populace literally have 2-digit IQs.
They say, "In a democracy, the people get the government they deserve."
But I did nothing to deserve getting the government that Alabama and Wyoming deserve.
I'll be fine -- heck, my taxes will be going down.
But Trump's Chumps in flyover country? It's going to suck to be them when his Publicans cut Medicare and Social Security.
This shows how much you know about the government off the USA. We are a Republic NOT a democracy ..
Learn the difference between the 2 before yoiu throw your two cents in the conversation with your Sudo-intellect.
Musician goes "oh you know that one?" Had me dead lmaoo
I'm surprised there wasn't a letter from Nixon about how he didn't see Trump in Home Alone 2, but Pat said he was great in it.
I love the slide guitarist at the begging, here smile might be the best part.
Thanks CZcams/Toyota for making that car ad WAY TOO LOUD everytime. Dicks.
Chris Salustro You sir, you. You are a warrior for internet justice.
ikr...its annoying AF...
I thought improv was dead. It is an understanding when improve is missing from comedy, the brightest and most experienced minds are no where to be found. Thank you Mr. Colbert, and crew for your talents.
P.S. Though a sweet potato as president elect makes things a bit easier.
"So this is how democracy dies, with a thunderous appluse"- Padmè Amidala
Is it bad that the guitarist had about three seconds of screen time and I fell in love with her? No, completely normal? Cool
WolffangXV same here.
WolffangXV Maurice!
At least we have Colbert to get us through this all.
0:09 the single confetti flake lol
loved that joker reference in the beginning lol
Richard Nixen sounds like Soldier 76
Holy shit propaganda Colbert.
Charles Demarest
How?
Bill Smith facts are propaganda in the eyes of trumpets.
lies though; well lies are obviously the truth
necroryda Love the assumption that I support Trump, speaks volumes.
***** I just call shit what it is, and this was loaded with propaganda. Also, I'm centrist, not that it matters unless you consider that Hillary is to the RIGHT of me. Hillary lost because she's terrible and this propangandist nonsense about Russia's influence, that they've been setting up for months is just another political distraction by the DNC to drown out the dissent and control the narrative.
I love when Steven sings. He's so good
5:20 - texting on the job. Tisk tisk.
Stephen needs to stop this. I hate Trump, but its too repetetive. Hello im Stephen Colbert, Donald Trump...
Michael Stromer this channel is my only source of Donald trump news lul
That might be the most important material for your country in history. If the Russian state-philosopher Alexandr Dugin stays right, ("Now we finally got the White House") the USA is in deep trouble and should do anything to inform their people.
get used to it, you can elected the village idiot as prez and not expect comedians to destroy the imbecile on the stupid shit he does.
Michael Stromer tbh trump is a comedy gold mine.
No, It's Trump who needs to stop doing dumb shit.
"That map was bleeding red.." For once, Trump has actually read the pulse of the nation accurately.. I certainly felt like all the blood left my body that night.
New Message triggered.
Stephen Colbert - My Late Night TV Husband. Love him so much!
Change the name to The Late Trump Show with Stephen Colbert
Most of these guys look like they escaped from the assisted living facility.
I honestly read "assisted living factory".
Great insult their guy, keep working on it.
Stephen singing gives me life.
Dear Donald. Pat and I thought you were great in the Vietnam War.. oh wait. Hopefully you can use your experience of wussing out of serving America when you run for office.
let me get into character XD killed me
that girl is gorgeous
God damn that is a great suit he has on.
Anyone know the name of the escort service where Trump met Melania?
Dave E Ho's Are US
Thank you for sharing 🤘
Ok, the girl with the guitar at 1:02 is attractive AF 👌🏼
After 16 hrs working I have to see this show on CZcams and love it.
Only reason i'm here is to see trigger trump trolls lol
I LOL Died @, "Hillary Clinton is in the woods, restaging the Debates with a Dead Squirrel." xxD
this guy needs to share his crybaby Hanky with seth Meyers. their entire shows revolve around trump
is this what right winger tears taste like.... omg... i think i like them.... so addicting.... please.... cry some more
Ginger Snaps nothings better than hearing an ignorant fool who thinks over half of america are commies. the moronic irony is strong with you. i wish i liked fascism as much as you. tell me how to me a good neo nazi sympathizer... please show me your ways
Ginger Snaps i guess when im confused about basic political systems, tears mean anything
Ginger Snaps i have no idea what that even means and isnt it christmas.. dont you want to bitch about merry christmas
+Amylee Collard: Hey, Amylee! You know who's also going to become a MASSIVE crybaby? You! As soon as you've realized that voting for Trump was the dumbest thing to do since blow-drying your hair in a bathtub full of water!
That redhead is cute.
keep up the good work Stephen Colbert! :)
Exceptional, Brilliant and Truly comical Imitation of Nixon -- - Mr. Colbert you must be channeling him when you impersonate the "V" man!
when hackers have to do the job of american journalists because american journalists are hacks.
Guitarist at the one minute mark is pretty hot.
Can we get a Mexican hacker to reveal Trumps tax returns?
Jeric Jurado I think hackers need to be smart or something.
Jeric Jurado get Sombra from Overwatch.
Maybe Albert Gonzalez can do the Job...Maybe one day Trumps tax returns will be revealed. What does he hide?
I soooooo love his funny grasp.
I'm 20 seconds in and I'm predicting there'll be a confetti spray in this video.
Damn it! No confetti.
I saw one falling off, thought there may be more.
Never acknowledged the emails about getting his show to do what they want
Eagle Jesus
yes they did in an earlier video idiot
Eagle Jesus oo burn
How about this,
Instead of arguing who should of one we all figure out what's dividing our country and fix it.
*Mic dropped*
the irony
MewMew What's dividing our country? Well lets see....
Paranoid Idiots
Racist and/or homophobe douchebags
Money hungry civilians plus first class who don't pay half the taxes people from middle, lower middle class and in poverty pay.
The messed up justice system
Gun owners who murder, mug, mass shoot/terrorize locations of people adult and child alike,
and trump sparked the flame of just a few of these things and that alone lead to hate crimes, unprovoked threats, paranoia on both sides, bullying in schools,
Things almost never to have happened had he not ran and given angry stupid people "a voice".
Holy shit, who is that guitar player and can I take her to a nice seafood dinner?
Seriously, can you move on with the Trump stuff, Stephen? The election is over and he WILL be our next President.
With that being said, let's focus on some new material for once. This is why James Corden is starting to kick your behind!
Josh M. It seems like everybody is gonna milk the Trump stuff for a while.
Josh M. It's funny as hell though
Nah he's not Press-elect yet. The vote is next week u know, long live ure electoral college hahaha
It is still one of the most talked about topics at the moment, he'll probably move on once Trump's in office. I personally still find all Trump topics funny :)
So you want him to move on from stuff that's dominating the news cycle right now? Your sensibilities don't dictate what's talked about at the moment. Trump is (and will continue to be) a major part of the news every day, whether you like it or not.
Disappointed lights didn't dim for the Sinatra song
steven is in pain which makes his joke even more hilarious
I love Stephen Colbert
Best part of the segment is at 0:58
The subtitles are always out of sync
True, and it gets annoying.
3:53 Guys, he's bing-ing again!
my favorite member of the stay human band is the guitarist Maddie Rice. We need more shots of her. Doing... things... whatever.
Hi fellow CZcams commenters!
martinaee hello there!
yo
martinaee Good morning
Ru Nacken roasted I guess
martinaee Good afternoon
A lot of Trump supporters in this comment section, watch out.
Hamlettell
what exactly are we to watch for?
Flying toupées? Golden golf ⛳ clubs??
Eric?
Oooh, I'm skeered!
Trump "Supporters" = RUSSIAN TROLLS. (Just joke how cold it's gonna be for them this winter)
It's ok.I admit I visit foxnews occasionally to see what they're doing . . .
Hamlettell .... that's okay, they are people, too. They have my deepest empathy.
Donna Vorce ... you DO???? How can you stand them???
blaming everything on a hack is a bit easy....
"What pollster did Pat Nixon use? Nostradamus?"
Maddie Rice (the guitarist in the band) is a cutie
Trump has become a God to some of you people. Don't put too much hope in a flawed human being. It's the same way how people put too much hope in Obama.
Kris Reese but he is the God Emperor of Mankind
Have you noticed Colbert when Donald Trumps name is in your title you get an avalanche of hits
"Hillary is in the woods re staging the debate with a dead squirrel" Lmfao
Anyone else learning to speak Russian?
I bet its something Tinyhands Trump has on his list.
NYET!
pooty will help him
nichtmich Roy Moore has, which is both surprising & frightening.
Maddie Rice is so cute @ 0:59
audioman205 0:58
YOU ARE AWESOME STEPHEN!!!
Stephen, thank you for making me laugh :)