Cuddly Morning With Your Vampire Mate Gets Interrupted | Audio RP | [M4A]
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it's official - every Redacted Audio listener's primary love language is physical violence 💀
Except guy, who is at the receiving end of it.
You got accurate on this comment 💀
LMFAOO
Nah fr tho why are all the listeners hitting the boys 😭
too real my friend
Sam: "Make it 2."
Asher: "😦 Wait, what- "
NO BC THE WAY HE PAUSED A GOOD 3 SECONDS BEFORE SAYING SOMETHING WAS SO FUNNY
Nah bro bc the man’s was confused for three seconds 😭😭😭😭
Ash: "see you in am hour?
Sam; "make it two"
I AM GIGGLING AND KICKING MY FEET
HEHEHEHE YEAHHH
FR KICKIN MY FEET AND TEISTIN MY HAIR
Dude I just got that joke WOW I’m slow like make it two hours damn I can’t believe that lol
I drop my phone my face....
ash got so confused 😂
Erik voicing Asher mimicking Sam. This is the talent I pay for!
since there was also a moment of Asher mimicking Milo's mom in one of the Hot Boi Winters it is now my personal headcanon that our Ash is simply nothing short of an impersonation prodigy 💀
@@sincerelyparand i'm pretty sure he also mimicked milo in his pampering audio as well!!
@@lyndsy7916 and david 😭 no one is safe
@@lyndsy7916 No he definitely did
@@cali-fornia Absolutely no one
Asher- “Do you do hugs?”
Me- *immediately give the dude a huge bear hug*
SAMUEL………SIR….
WHILE STILL ON THE PHONE..?
The fact that Sam goes to pack meetings like the rest of the mates warms my heart🫶🏻
“Feel free to tell me to fuck off” is Asher’s favourite line haha
🐶 See you in an hour!
🧛 Make it two...
🐶 Wait, what?
the emojis made this way funnier
Samuel Collins is a smooth talker and Im not sure he even realizes it 🤭.
Seeing Asher and Darlin have time together and seeing their friendship is honestly so wholesome 💚🖤
A very smooth talker
literally like half the shit he says gets me kicking my feet and twirling my hai n shit
Confirmed: Ash and darlin are chaotic besties of the pack
And I am HERE for it
Hey don't forget angel😤
Yeah don’t forget angel 😭
I love when listeners get to interact with different characters and we get to see those dynamics outside of the relationships! It's nice to see the friendship and a bit of reconciliation between Darlin and Asher. (Just waiting for Quinn to come and fuck shit up) I live for the suspense!
On edge with Quinn not being mentioned in a minute...
This is what you call jinxing my friend so don’t do it for my sake💀😭
@@MenacingAngel_ FRRRR😭😭
ikr, like with david and angel’s wedding coming up i’m like 😓😳🫣
@@evagutierrez5204 let’s not because since the proposal videos dropped I’ve just had a feeling something will happen 😭😂
Watching Darlin finding their way into the pack feels so....nice. like obviously this has been implied but actually LISTENING to it happen feels very liberating. I'm so proud of both them and Ash 😭😭
I just love how Asher calls at the “right” moments.
Apparently Lasko has this talent as well 😂
@@alexandraruiz4064lol
@@alexandraruiz4064fr 😂
i LOVE that Asher is basically besties with all the shaw pack listeners 🥺 that's just how great of a guy he is, you can't not love him!! after Angel and Darlin' i think we're now also due for some type of hilarious shenanigans from Sweetheart and Ash that may or may not involve pranks on Milo at some point, just to complete the collection :D
I absolutely second this, Sweetheart and Ash would make an unstoppable prankster duo
Oh yes please 😂😂
@@onjan1116 milo would def be the main target
@@kiivies agreed but also imagine one day Baaabe pranks Asher really well and he's now out for blood and calls all his prankster friends to come up with a Masterplan™
@@sincerelyparand lmao pure chaos
ash: “so, see you in an hour?”
sam: “make it two…”
ash: “wait what-”
"make it two" got me feelin some feels✨😳
Darling started as a lone wolf who struggled to connect to their pack and has made it to Asher needling them to come hang out because they haven’t in a while and then they had a cute heart to heart 🥺🥺 I love seeing their growth
❤❤❤
Timestamps:
0:26 - “Kisses all down my spine, huh? That’s an even better wake up call than the smell of coffee”
1:09 - “So what if caffeine doesn’t work on a vampire? A man can’t hold onto his vices??”
1:42 - “You look heavenly” *[Kisses]* “Which shouldn’t work nearly so well considering you tempt me like something straight outta hell” *[Chuckle, more kisses]*
3:16 - “Not that you make it easy to do that either,” *[Kiss]* “Always takin my breath away.”
3:31 - *Darlin getting a call from a certain beta boi lol*
4:03 - *Sam:* Ill use the time to get dressed- *[Darlin keeps him in bed, Sam chuckles]* -Ooor not
4:14 - *Asher:* *[On phone]* Goood morning!! *[...] [Asher laughs]* Oh, on the contrary, I have a feeling it’s been _very_ good, and _that’s_ why you sound so grumpy that i’m interrupting it. *[laugh]* Well sorry, i woulda held off if I’d known you were uh… _busy,_ wink wink *[Laugh]*
5:06 - *Asher:* Since when has a _Pack Meeting_ counted?? I mean you were half asleep through that last one, Sam had to keep bumping you.
- *Sam:* Man’s got a point. *[Smack]* _Ow_ *[chuckle]*
5:21 - Ash and Darlin play Don’t Starve Together omg
6:00 - *Asher:* We can even teach Sam how to play if you want!!
- *Sam:* *[Chuckle]* No
- *Asher:* Wait, can he hear me? Am I on speaker phone?
- *Sam:* Vampire, Ash. *[Chuckle]* You’ve roped me into enough video games that I then turn out to be dogsh*t at, so, you two have fun. I’ve got work to do. Not to mention a healthy dose of pride I need to defend from every other time you all hand me my ass in these games
6:42 - *Asher:* Cmon, pleeeease? I finally have some time to myself and I wanna spend it with you, is that really so terrible? Or is uh, “fun” a foreign concept for you nowadays?
- *Sam:* I can practically hear his puppy dog eyes through the phone, Darlin
7:06 - *Asher:* You wanna head over in an hour? That’ll give me some time to get all the snacks and sh*t together
- *Sam:* *[Kisses]* Make it two *[continues kissing]*
- *Asher:* Wait wha- *[They hang up the phone]*
*(LMFAO **_SAMUEL)_*
7:29 - *Game time, game time, when is it*
- (Also, the rest of the dialogue is Asher, and Darlin’s hanging out at his place!)
8:39 - “How’s the homestead holdin up?” *[...] [laugh]* I kinda meant in the game, but I’m glad things are going well with you and Sam!”
9:13 - “Just cuz it’s styled like a cabin doesn’t mean it isn’t _palatial!_ I mean you guys could easily host a whole Solstice party in that place, even with how big they’ve gotten nowadays.” *[...] [chuckle]* “Well remind me to get on William’s good side then. I mean if he’s handing things out, I’m not opposed to a little charity” *[laugh]*
10:09 - “Oh cmon you can handle a lil euphemism about me and my mate” *[chuckle]* “I mean you were practically jumping yours with me still on the phone to hear you!” *[Laugh] [...]* “Uh huh. Then uh, what was that exactly about *[imitating Sam]* ‘make it two-’” *[Smacking, laugh]* “Ow! Ow! Fine, stop! Jesus, f*ck you” *[Laughing]*
10:50 - Mario Kart time at David’s on Friday!!
11:36 - David and Darlin are gods at Mario Kart confirmed lol
11:52 - The way Asher plays absolutely tracks lmfao
12:31 “And I can also count the number of times you’ve beaten me at Smash on one hand,” *[Chuckle]* “I know where my strengths lie”
13:15 - *Asher asking Darlin why they decided to stay with the pack when their parents moved back to Washington*
15:28 - Ash talking about his sister and his parents
16:28 - Ash not knowing what he wanted to do when his family all decided to leave Dahlia, but knowing he wanted to stay with the pack
- 17:03 - “I wanted to be with family. And there was a lot more to ‘family’ than just the ones that I share blood with.”
17:24 - “I-I guess I just wanted to say, um, I’m really glad that you stayed. And I’m really glad you came back.” 🥺
17:56 - Darlin was one of the people who spoke up for Ash when he was appointed Beta 😭😭😭
18:55 - “So… thank you. For being my friend. For being a part of my family.”
19:14 - “D-do you do… hugs?? I-i-i mean this doesn’t have to be a thing I-i don’t-” *[Hug]* “Thanks. I’ve got your back too, yknow.”
20:07 - *[Clears throat, resumes game]* “Now uh, where are those meatballs you keep talkin about? Ya boi’s about to starve, and the name of the game literally tells you not to.” *[...] [Laugh]* “Oh f*ck you, you jerk” *[Laugh]*
Note while timestamping: I can't handle how kissy and cuddly sam is in the beginning of this video sdfkjhfsdkjsdhf
Edit: I didn't expect to feel emotions at the end of this video 😭damn i thought this was just a silly lil april fools "gotcha" type video, it turns out _i_ was the fool
Mac back at it again! much love ❤️
@@kilarthmac real
In Mac we trust
Good job on the timestamps today cutie!! Make sure you're drinking water, I know you're like Sam in the way that you loooove your coffee..
I can totally Darlin and David being Mario kart rivals and being super petty towards eachother
They be letting the petty-ness take over I just head canon it😌
6:45 “I finally have time to myself and I want to spend it with you!” I just know Darlin’ almost started crying when he said that
" do you do hugs ? " HE'S SO CUTE
ITS GIVING HUXLEY ENERGY ❤
So what I’m hearing is that David and Darlin are the best Mario kart players in the pack…. I love that
Edit: it’s so nice that Asher asked if Darlin was okay with hugs😭
I love that over time they all blended so well together. The mates, Darlin and Sam and the wolf bois being a big family friendgroup makes me happy
Asher and Darlin being friends and playing games together is so sweet 😭
I love Asher mimicking Sam, Asher's always mimicking someone! 😂
I love everything about this video!
“Thank you for being part of my family”
Excuse me while I just lay here and cry
now i just need darlin and milo shit talking eachother and the work will be complete
THE WORLD IS HEALING!! 😭🫶🫶
Asher and Darlin bonding is JOY!
Also hearing more about what happened, it’s only a bit but it’s something. Also them hugging is GOLD and then them going back to bulling each other 🤩
4:48 😂😂😂
10:22 Sibling energy and Asher’s impression of Sam is hilarious
Sam and darling in the country side, in there little farm house while darling cooks breakfast and sam rounds up chickens. Now that's a sight I gotta see
THIS SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN SO FUNNY😭💀
Once again remindin myself that the way Sam speaks is a put on, not just regular folk speak. This southern brain thinks he just sounds normal.
Well executed
Does “put on” mean like- fake accent?
@@sistersamich2075 yes, it's a fake accent for the part
@@Gemmyrose ohhhh okay, please excuse my chronic dumb.
@@sistersamich2075 not dumb, you can't learn if you don't question things
It’s been one of my headcannons for a while that Ash and Darlin are good friends, and now it’s canon 🩷
edit 1: “we can even teach Sam how to play if you want!”
“haha, no.” he’s such an asshole omg i love him
AaaaahhHHHH the deeper insight into the pack relationships!! I love that we get to see Darlin and Ash's friendship, and get a better insight into when they joined the pack, and the choice they made to stay after their family left -- the same one that asher made too 🥹
so goddamn sweet. HUG THAT BOI
I ACTUALLY LOVE THE IDEA THAT ASH CALLS TANK 🧍♀️
I can live my need to be a god at mario kart through Tank
TANK AND ASHER LORE YUMMY
"Friendship ended with Quinn, Asher is now my best friend" - Tank probably
Tank and Ashers friendship is my will to live now
Seeing this snapshot into Asher and Darlin's friendship makes me so happy! This generation of pack really is family! 💖✨
This was so sweet and funny. I love Asher and his ability to open and emotionally vulnerable. That's why I love all the bois tbh...
Also Mr. Samuel "I'm not a poet" Collins over here being dreamy lol
Wanna just cry tears of happiness on Darlin's behalf!! Like I'm sure they know they're properly part of the pack again now, but to hear Asher say that he considers them his friend and his family!!! 😭😭
Sidenote, I love how taking the role of different listeners makes one think of the other boi's partners differently (like Darlin' absolutely NOT wanting to listen about Asher & Baaabe's love life)
WE NEED ONE OF THESE BUT WITH DARLIN AND DAVID 👹👹👹👹👹
it’s impressive that he can not only do a great southern accent but also apply a crappy accent when ash mimics sam.
Samuel Colin’s is a smooth talker 💖
Ash: “See you in an hour!”
Sam: “Make it two..”
Sam knows I’m a procrastinator. ✋😔
Morning cuddles with Sam :O
My prayers have been answered
Edit: NO WAIT ITS SAD WTF
HAHAHA WE GOT JUKED
Ahser saying “wink wink” is the funniest thing to me 😂
I have no words besides wow bc asher and darlin together is just so heart warming their friendship is so great
I fucking love their friendship, is so sweet and so funny, i love that they understand each other and they can have a good time together (even when they had their differences in the past)
And it wormed my heart that when Asher was going to be the Beta, Darling spoke up for him and they were by his side, it’s just so heartwarming
And the hug, THE DAMN HUG, OMG MY HEART 🥰😭
Also i just love that David and Darling are so fucking good at videogames (or at least Mario Kart xd), i like to think that they fight for a good spot/place in a match XD
listener interacting with the other different characters makes me SO happy. it's really sweet & cool seeing the relationships between everyone & Asher mimicking Sam... i love that goofy ass wolf 😭
I adore this, not every audio needs to be only sappy romantic love or heartbreaking angst, sometimes it can just be two characters being friends and having a little bit of growth and it'll still be so good :D
I love Asher and Darlin's sibling dynamic, even though they aren't related by blood they still see each other as family and care about one another, it's also cool to get a bit more background on how Darlin used to act before Quinn happened. All around an amazing audio Erik!
Crimes will be committed if something bad happens at the wedding.
Meet you after if anything goes wrong?✨😃👍🏻
@@Lunar_onpawzsee y’all there
@@syd_cheshire I got the guns🔫🔫🔫 who's bringing knives?
@@Lunar_onpawz I Gottem girl
@@syd_cheshire aight say we meet up behind where the wedding is taking place and if anyone tries anything we mvrder👹
"Make it two" I NEED HIM SO BAD
I love knowing that Sam hangs out with the rest of the pack, and that Darlin games with Asher and David
They're reconnecting with the pack again and I'm here for that!
Edit: Does anyone know how old David was when he became alpha? It just occurred to me around 14:41
I’m pretty sure he was like 24
@@TankWithTheAngst Thanks :)
I ABSOLUTELY LIVE FOR A DARLIN AND ASHER AUDIO
It's always so cool to see different characters interact with each other and I live how Asher is continuing to show how he cares for Darlin despite the past its always fun to watch the pack be there for one another like the one big family they are ❤
“Make it two” GOOD LORD
Sam is love, Sam is life
Sam's voice is just so 💦😩 I don't know how you do it. Also Asher was so sweet, I love him dearly ❤
DARLIN AND ASHER LORE?!?!?! ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥 IM GONNA DIE I'm crying 😭💕 I always wanted more of the boys to hang out with darlin!!
darlin being a part of the pack makes my brain melt 🫠🫠🫠
Please please please we need more Sam!!🙏🙏 He's such a comfort character. I also really hope to see Darlin take on Quinn.
y'all it's my Bday (yes April 1st as bday) and this is a perfect (unintentional) gift 20min video with a Darlin' pack interaction in it🤩
i beg we need more of listeners interacting with other members of the pack this is such a fun concept to explore the dynamics and make the listeners feel more like characters that aren't intended to interact only with their respective partners.
The sleepy voice Sam we didn't know we needed
“make it two” I S-CREAMED
I so desperately want another sam/darlin' BA like imagine darlin' lol
low coming home after a long day and Sam just like..submitting himself to them OOF that'd be hot af
No actually scratch that I'd love a sam/Darlin' Winter solstice BA
This is just chefs kiss ❤ I love the Dynamic of Darlin and Ash, their small heart to heart, sleepy morning Sam. Just YES
Sam is hands down one of my favorite redacted characters and ashers playful yet real personality just adds to the 5 star video this is!!
I'm living for Darlin's silbling relationship with the main wolf boys 😭
"Mornin' Darlin'" 😊 Also, Sam loves coffee! ☕
What is Darlin's gamer name I wonder? Loving the bonding moment between Darlin' and Asher. I notice how Asher is emotionally affected by Gabe's passing. We usually think about David being upset by it, but interesting to hear in Asher's voice how he personally feels. Asher's mom is a writer?! Cool! Wouldn't mind having Asher's voice as a wakeup alarm. Always love his golden retriever energy.
Gotta be something with “Tank” in it.
oh how i loved seeing how asher openly cares for darlin and lets them know!! what a great video and fun and cozy beginning ❤❤
I just realized i'd truly love an audio w David, Ash, Milo and Darling playing videogames together or something like with FL and the elemental squad
Edit: omg 👁👁
welp perfect timing 😭
Asher and Darlin being besties 🥺🥺🖤🖤
this was so sweet my heart feels so full 😭😭
Hanging out with the wolf pack actually sounds really good Its like D.A.M.N friends but wolf I hope it happens one day
jfioeja It's always oh so nice to hear characters interact with each other, even listeners who aren't partnered with said boi, and this was such an absolute treat to listen to * ^*) also why am I not surprised that Sam is a coffee drinker, even still as a vampire XD
Redacted casually making me cry on a Saturday afternoon
Are we playing Don't Starve?? I'm absolute rubbish at it, I would've died to the frogs before the wolves even got the chance.
" im really glad you stayed, and im really glad you came back " oh theyre best friends
I came here for Sam, stayed for Ash
We need a start like this but Sam is waking Darlin up sweetly with kisses . Dream come true!
Aww they finally talked 😭
7:10 I AM SCREAMING OH MY GOD BLUSHING
Still not over vintage croptop sammy 😤
thanks for the birthday present redacted! happy april fools ;)
still waiting for Darlin's interaction with Alexis. 😶
Asher, why you gotta interrupt! We'll interrupts you and Baaabe next time with the worst situation!
mlm sam gives me life i just know that sam is little spoon most days/nights(?) tehyegrhg
Absolutely crying cuz that’s so sweet omg
Finally hearing how they are part of the family after having very complicated relationships with all of them and what happened with Quinn
So nice getting to see more positive friendships between everyone ARGHH
Just over all how much stability and safety there is now compared to when it all started
🤩🤩🤩 This was everything I hoped it would be 😭🥰
This is…everything I didn’t know I needed. And now…I need more. From all of them. I want to see the diagram of all their relationships with each other in my minds eye.
One of my favorite audios on the channel
I have watched / listened to them ALL I MEAN ALL
I'M HEERREEEE SAMMMM I'M HEREEEEEE!!!!
Ooohhh hiii ashhh!
Thank you for making me smile in the morning, Sam, Ash, and ofc Erik 💓
Sam: make it two
Ash: wait what-
BRO THAT GOT ME DYING 😭
As soon as I heard the game audio AND what you were saying. I immediately made the connection to Don’t Starve, I love that game 😂
Of my favorite Audio’s!! It’s just so cutee and makes me go kickin my little feet! Makes me so happy
SAMMM i missed you my beloved
I... Didn't know I needed this video until I got it, but damn did I NEED this video!
I think this may have become one of my top favorite audios.❤
FAMILY. This was a joy to hear. Thanks for sharing!
“make it two” 🤭🤭🤭
ash's mom is a writer?? omg
I know the pack are wolf shifters but I really enjoy the idea of Asher shifting into a full on golden retriever or black labrador. :3
This is so wholesome and healing I love it! 💕