Getting Your Stolen Hoodie Back From Your Chaotic Boyfriend the Fun Way | Audio RP | [M4A] [Preview]
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- čas přidán 23. 03. 2023
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0:59 he sounds so excited when he says "They're gonna come beat my ass!"
very sussy Guy
Correction 1:04
Why is no one talking about how sweetly he said "what honey" at 0:44, I'm literally melting over here😭💚
frr
never thought i would get mushy over the pet name 'honey' but here we are-
I’m sorry to inform you but their name IS honey!
@@Shocked_YellowManEmoji that’s his nickname for them. Like all the listeners have nicknames.
@@Shocked_YellowManEmojiit’s a petname 😥
He fills the niche Jenna Marbles left in my heart
That is the highest compliment
THIS IS SO REAL- Guy is such a perfect fusion of Julien and Jenna imo I love this silly little fella
Timestamps:
0:16 - "Mos-quit-o"
0:59 - "If you say so sexy-butt!!" *[Laugh]* "Ah they're gonna come beat my ass"
2:08 - Five seconds before disaster lmao
2:26 - "Sorry guys I gotta go I'm aboutta get my ass beat, I'll talk to you later!"
2:44 - Guy, once again, caught red handed with Honey's hoodie
3:38 - "Oop- you are getting close. Hi!" *[Softer]* "Hi baby, I love you~" *[Laughing]*
6:10 - "Ya boi's always lookin for a snack and _hOnEy,_ you deliver!"
7:15, 9:54, 10:49 - Kisses ❤
8:10 - "Or could it be, that my expert skills of deflection worked _that well,_ that you" *[kiss]* "forgot already"
9:09 - "Sit with me? Or on me, your choice" *[Laughing]*
9:19 - Goddammit Guy lmfao
10:24 - Guy seeing through Honey's ruse LOL
11:03 - Honey snatching back their hoodie, along with Guy's protests 😂
11:13 - "I'm s- I'm stuck" ajfjsjfjsjs
11:38 - Dramatic ass lmfaoo
12:49 - "Flesh is a really gross word, can we talk about that? It is way worse than the word moist. Thoughts?"
13:27 - "I want you to just f*ckin snap me like a twig!"
Okay so normally I don't timestamp p@treon previews but like,,, it's _Guy_ we're talking about here lmao, this man has too many timestampable moments it's hard to resist 😂
Now everytime I go find you in the comments your a staple now man 😂
MOS - QUIT. - TOE
you are our lord and savior 🤭🤭
WE LOVE DAVEEEEEEE AAASSSH
I read "Mos-quit-to" slowly as mosquito😭
“Ongoing Theft Edition” 😂
The evidence that Angel and Guy are Siblings just keeps piling up
What does
Angle+guy+asher= ?
=enough chaos to summon discord themself
@@firerosenight6937 pls that’s so true whatever threat might come next it better hopes it doesn’t stumble upon these three together💅🏻
Siblings don't always have the same personality 🙂
@@Ilovettomatoes yes but for storytelling purposes we are going to assume they do because that’s more fun
"we ain't nothin but mammals, so let's do it like the discovery channel" that sounds like a Asher line 😂
Thats from a song
I can't remember the name
@@firerosenight6937I think it's an eninem song, could be wrong tho
@@tdpb1744 no its not a Eminem song, or rap song at all... Imma seach
@@tdpb1744 GOT IT
"The bad touch"
By the bloodhound gang
@@firerosenight6937 lmao I'm listening to it. Can't believe I never heard of this before.
Never felt more like David / Davey in my life 🥲
Fr. I fell like I just got a promotion. 💀
Fr I feel as though I’ve hit a new level of life
I sat there for a while asking myself who the hell is 'David' forgetting 'davey' was just a nickname imma start sobbing /jk
@@agariakamai6827 I put “/ Davey” for the nicknamers, that’s what the (edited) is for. Thanks for the idea :)
@@gabrielleargo7951fr 😂
"If I recall correctly... i, i uh- 💫dELiGhTeD💫 twice as a matter of fact" had me ROLLING 💀
Hoodie acquired ✔️, mission accomplished soldier 👍, we weakened the enemy😈
Edit:ty all for the likes people ❤️
We got him this time, now time to ensure we keep the hoodie.
@@linoonehat1392 indeed soldier 👍
I love how he says “hi” when Honey gets close to him like how Lasko does with Freelancer 😌 the mark of a sub
Guy has become a chaotic comfort character, and idk what that means for me. But he certainly makes me laugh in every video.
But he knew the second we asked about the hoodie that he was in trouble...
Guy, Angel and Asher would the chaotic trio of the century.
Him and Asher would be a chaotic duo 💀✊🏾
YES! I very much agree
A-greed.
+Angel
If im gonna get a boyfriend one day and he's not gonna be like this, i dont want him
real
I found someone like this in real life
He was basically living crack
This.
@@koulakokouyate4136 nah but seriously if bro drank red bull I bet you he'd literally fly 😭
@@koulakokouyate4136 you r funny
11:13 “I’m stuck” this is so cute it’s my favorite moment 🥹
Same it's literally so adorable 😌❤️😭
This intro alone singlehandedly brought Guy all the way up to my top favorite character spot 😭
THE HOODIE OFF STRUGGLE IM CACKLINGGG
"sit with me? or on me, your choice" god i can't with this guy
"You're very mean. That's very hot" HELL YEAH IT IS LETS GOOOOO
6:10 “But cha know, yo boy always looking for a snack~😏 and honey… you deliva~! 😏😍” GODDAM! HE CAUGHT ME IF GUARD WITH THAT ONE! DAM IM IN LOVE 😍🥴😫
13:08 "You and me, honey we ain't nothing but mammals, so how about we do it like they do on the discovery Channel."
this lil chaotic boy is one of my favourite characters!! total cutie 💜
0:41 sobbing the “honey” is so adorable🫶
3:41 when i tell you i just MELTED omg he is so cute
It feels really weird knowing that logically, Guy is not a real person, and that Erik is just a fantastic actor. Because I think I might be in love a little bit
Real
Erik I will NEVER get tired of Guy being posted, I already miss him and I haven’t even watched the vid yet 🥹
“Hi..hi baby.. I love you..” MY MF HEART
God I love Guy, he's just a pile of giggles pretending to be a person and it's adorable
ill NEVER get tired of guy ever, he is so perfect
I love chaotic boyfriend so much, he’s the best! I love his humor and the way he speaks. I giggle almost the entire time listening to these audios of this character he’s just so silly
The guy stans are really getting fed this month ❤
and I’m EATINGGGG
SLURPING EVEN
How can one character be in goblin mode at almost every moment of their fictional existence!? I love it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😍😍😍😍
we need more guy episodes😭😭😭 he's raising my boyfriend standards
he's a menace. i truly need these two to somehow be friends with angel and david it'd be so funny
“Moskwito”
"IF YOU SAY SO SEXY-BUTT!!! eugh theyre gonna come beat my ass-"
I LOVE THIS MOMENT
Your laugh is so contagious. This put a smile on my face immediately
I can’t help but smile and laugh at Guy’s audios 😭♥️
Guy is so freaking funny,hilarious,mischievous.
“You got my nipps out and everything” BAHAHAH
Not me laying here smiling like an absolute idiot for 13 minutes
Does Guy ever learn, not to take hoodies by a partner that is basically the embodiment of David?
Somebody went crazy on the script here 😅
THE PURE CHAOS RAINBOW SPARKLE 💖💖
I need someone silly like this 😭
I always felt the essence of Jenna and Julien and then I heard the "if I knew we were going somewhere I would've packed a bag" and internally cried because I miss Jenna and had a massive boost of serotonin. Thank you once again for these delightful audios!!!!
The hoodie struggle is real.
6:10 😂
Guy is such a a gremlin. I love him.
Guy: "which one you looking for"
Me: "MY GAY ONE!"
Guy: "oh fuck"
XD
I had such a stupid smile on my face the whole time I was listening to this and my nana was so concerned😂
i will never get tired of this Guy (lmao) he's such a lil menace,,,
I love guy so much he sounds so cute I love the relationship him and honey have
My heart genuinely lights up when I see a new guy video he’s the energy i need in my life rn 😭
Our favourite chaotic boy💕
This entire video is ✨Iconic✨
You could say he's a silly goofy GUY🤭
His gremlin laugh is my favorite
**Steve rogers voice**
I understood that reverence
Love me a man who’ll stop his game for his lover ❤
This guy- literally already in love with him he makes me smile so much ❤
This man is exactly like my boyfriend and I am here for it.
The voice cracks get me everytime newbgn
what an absolute dork i want to keep him in my collectibles shelf
The lovable menace is back ❤❤❤
Everytime bro posts Guy content another year is restored to my life
Love the laughs its adorable i reall wish i had a boyfriend like this its so cute and funny😊😊😊😊😊😊
Guy: Which one are you lookin' for?!
Me, mentally grabbing for the first hoodie in my own closet: The one I got when I saw Idina Menzel and Josh Groban in concert that says "I'm not a princess, I'm the queen" on the back!
Me: .....
Me: .......he *would.*
Immersion was not at all broken, good job.
Omg this audio is so good, thanks for the great audios❤️❤️
Thanks Guy…… I’ll never see the Discovery Channel the same way again
Amazing work as always Erik
There is my chaotic menace!! ❤
My first time visiting the channel and I love it so far
If you need help with the timeline, there should be a google doc with the videos in order!
11:14 im-im stuck! 🤓
THIS IS A JOKE DON'T COME AT ME I LOVE GUY
Him:"I bought the same hoodie to match your favourite hoodie because that would be cute "
Me:" Sweetheart my favourite hoodie the one that you're currently wearing is a limited edition short run Lodi band hoodie, so unless you went on eBay to buy the exact same one and I doubt that you did so give me back the hoodie!!"
This is SO cute, I love the playful tone the whole way!
The way I love this man more then I love myself..😅
Guy embodies the 👀 emoji that’s all I have to say
THIS VIDEO MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD IT WAS SO FUNNY!!! I LOVED IT SO MUCH!!!!
"They're going to beat my ass"
I love guy sm.
I LOVE HIM SO MUCH.
I am going to shyly and politely slide you a petition for more audible shivers from these boys bc 🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋
11:13 genuinely my favourite line of this whole channel. I’ve watched this video a million times and I’ve never loved something so much
The hole time I was hearing this my face was blushing so hard that I was red as a tomato
I totally get the “honnneyyy where’ssss my suppper suit?” Vibe
I came to this video crying and you did not disappoint i left perfectly fine✨
I've never been on time for a video in my life 😂
Why do I feel like honey is ALT like the fashion
This gremlin energy 😂😂 I love this little chaotic devil 😂😂 we are the same 😂😂 same gremlin energy 😂😂 I love him so much ❤❤ to much ❤❤ his laugh ❤❤ his jokes 😂😂
This is my dream boyfriend wow 😅 I love all the funny moments it made me feel safe and happy if only Uk lads were more like this guy right here
"if i knew i was going on a trip i would've packed a bag" reminds me so much of jenna marbles and the constant "unhh" after every dirty comment is such trixie mattel energy 🗿 i fucking love it sm 😮💨🫶
Guy: I should know, I let you do a few of those things to me last night-
Me: Cut the cameras- Dead ass-
This chaos is my favorite ever! I love these!! 🥰🥰🥰
“give me a kiss, please?” GOOD GOD YES ANYTHING FOR YOU 😫
NEW GUY AUDIO MY DAY IS MADE 🗣️🗣️
I head cannon that guy and Angel are twins
I love this so much please do more of these when you have the time :)
Trying so hard not to laugh bc I’m I’m listening to this at my friends house and its literally 4:30 in the morning
The way he knows he bouta get his ass beat is hilarious😂
WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE WHY IS HE SO CUTE Y'ALL I CAN'T
guy=angle
honey=david
prove me wrong 🤨
You sound like the perfect game mate 😌 I need someone with your energy 😂
😂😂😂One of my favourites for sure
the battle bots line had me fucking wheezing i dont know why i found that so funny but i did i love this idiot so much