Criminal Lawyer Reacts to To Catch A Predator Funniest Predators
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- Criminal Lawyer Bruce Rivers Reacts to To Catch A Predator Funniest Predators
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I was on Tinder and matched with this girl who a few messages in told me she was underage but still wanted to keep chatting.
I told her to get off the app, look after herself and reported her profile. That's what to do if they come across your path. Loneliness has nothing to do with it. It's deviance.
Honestly, don't even do that. The moment someone says they're underaged, leave the conversation.
@@dogwelder9699 I feel like reporting the account is valid in case it actually is a little kid, they need to be kept safe
@@marliYyo sure, just don't carry on the conversation.
@@dogwelder9699 no, you really should carry on the conversation. it's about time somebody told kids that what they're doing will lead to rape. they need to know that so they never come back.
@Parry No, you should not. There's no reason to have a conversation with a kid on Tinder no matter how noble you think you are.
“Is this some kind of a setup”
Bro.. There’s a white guy wearing a suit with a clipboard…
Yes… it’s a setup 😂😂😂😂😂
oh shit it's Flossy
I mean wouldn't you just take off as soon as you saw him? First thing you think is its the kid, s dad and you're gonna get the shit beat out of you lol.
@@goodlookinouthomie1757 I think most of them assume he's a cop. And Hansen plays on that, by acting as though he's an authority figure, telling them to keep their hands out of their pockets etc. While that's a measure for their own safety, it also helps give the impression that he's police, and the creeps think they can talk their way out of being arrested.
That glass eye had him like
What?!? No way! 🎱👄👁
ayo whats good flossy
"He's either her dad, law enforcement, or a tv personality. Nobody good" had me lmao!
That line was actually very funny
Me too!! As those are what we call Facts!!!
lmao so good
I laughed, too! And than I thought "Yeah, like the guy is gonna go: Congratulations! You've won 10 mil and 42 virgins!"
"To all of a sudden insult those cookies, whoever made those those cookies, that was uncalled for." I laughed so hard I snorted. Lmao
Me too!
@@sarahjessen9781 🤣
This dude is hilarious. When I saw "lawyer" I guess I expected him to act like he would in a court room. His delivery caught me off guard 😁
"Blowin' a teenager"....me....ded.
lol right bruce is the best
@@dill_cream3015 who’s bruce
@@emma6648 bruce rivers hes the criminal lawyer (what he do)
@@emma6648 🤦🏼♀️ really?
“To insult the cookie is uncalled for” 😂😂😂😂😂
Lmaoooo
Need to translate "lmaoooooo" lol....."lot's of luck"
Take a shot every time Bruce says “give me a f*ckin’ break”.
My favorite Bruce Rivers saying!
If he ever says “Here’s the thing, give me a f*ckin break” in one sentence you immediately win Bruce Rivers Bingo
"i really am just gonna slit my throat"
"Ok, you wanna knife?"
😂😂😂 I lost it 😂😂😂
Finally, he's gonna react to all the self-snitchin
Hes the criminal lawyer
Well who is he?
Uhhhhh
And what he do?
@@CanYouResistClick1ng and he’s gon react to all the self snitchin
Finally an attorney who stands up for the people baking cookies for sting operations!
And only happy for his rich whiten guy clients that pay
i bet they are store bought....
@@117Ender someone still baked them.
@@117Ender They don't grow in the store.
@@spazemfathemcazemmeleggymi272
They flower on cookie Trees in Japan czcams.com/video/LjUgz5FHR90/video.html
“He is cute though” 😂😂😂 Bruce turning to a comic now
"39, 35, 39" "we found out he's actually 46" 😂😂😂 I don't know why that line has me in stitches.
No it got worse, "I'm not gay, I'm just saying, I'm just saying!" 😂
"I'm Chris Hansen and I'm gonna fuck your life up" could have been more iconic than the whole take a seat thing 😂😂😂
And Chris would be fully morally justified by saying it that way
chris does This Is Your Life !
Man... If I had a quarter for every time I was heading to the beach and ended up at a kitchen table in a random house with a TV crew instead, I'd be a Zimbabwean millionaire.
I hate when that happens 😂😂😂
Zimbabwean millionaire 😂😂😂😂 hilarious!
Have a seat over there sir
🎉 no can't 54 your 444444
🤣🤣🤣
"Ok, do you want a knife" perfect response. love it
This guy needs his own show!!!
This video has taught me life is so much less stressful when you aren’t a creep.
I remember thinking that I would like to be in Chris Hansen's position on these. My delivery and what I said would have been vastly different and crudely profane. My first question would probably be along the lines of "WTF are you thinking going to a house to (expletive) a 12 year old girl, you know that your cellies are going to make you pay for that at Jackson State Prison and the penalty for that is mandatory life in prison without any chance of parole -- aka you are going to die in Jackson State Prison after doing about 50 years and your corpse will be buried out back behind the prison after you die". I would also have the cops waiting in the kitchen to come out and make the arrest right in the house after I am done convincing him to incriminate himself on international television (one person here on YT informed me that these were also broadcast in Sweden). Also, Chris Hansen attempted to do these himself without a major TV network on YT and a few episodes are available here.
Right!? If you’re simply a good person life is a breeze
I've been watching a lot of crime stuff lately... Lol... Seriously, just don't... Fantasize... Dream about it... Whatever it is... But literally just don't.
@@woodpigeon7776 life is not easy for anybody but always look to avoid taking stupid risks
Beautifully said. Damn straight it is.
I never thought I was ever gonna hear a lawyer say "raw dog“ but here we are lol
Criminal lawyers know all sorts of stuff you wouldn’t expect us to. When you have to do a cross examination or two on anal penetration and whether the guy was able to penetrate at that angle without using a hand to guide himself in you stop being prissy.
I thought Bruce was too knowledgeable about under cooked dogs😂
“Panty waste” is the one that got me 😂😂
I never thought I'd hear Chris Hansen say it either. 🤣
Just discovered this guy recently. The intro was so fire and he jumping in bmw I8 a, shooting at gun range. Has guns in the background . Most American and awesome lawyer around lol
After he said that 3rd or 4th dude sounds like mickey mouse, i couldn't unhear it 😂😂😂
“I’m literally just gonna slit my throat”
“Okay? Do you want a knife? 🙄”
😹😹😹
"It's a guy in a suit, get up and run! "
Lmao this is gold.
Especially if you show up with a tank top and cargo shorts or other street clothes. 😆
Nothing scarier than a middle-aged white dude asking you questions! 😂😂😂
There was a fake Nike commercial someone made that went that way. The dude just left the house, booked it and the police couldn't catch him because he had on Nike's LOL.
Still laughing and I watched it days ago.
Words to live by.
“You know what? I don’t want this cookie” has such “I’m gonna say it; I don’t care that you broke your elbow” energy 😂
Man, you’re right. 😂
Omg hahahahaha I forgot about that
"i don't want this cookie" walked so "i don't care that you broke your elbow" could run
BRILLIANT!
I love cookies
I don’t want this cookie. “Why insult the cookie?!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
They really need to bring this show back…I love your reactions, so funny but serious. Plus I love the tie.
Right!? Sweet tie on this vid. Goes well with the lighter suit.
They caught a government offical, who proceeded to blow his head off (no loss of course) while they were picking him up. Oddly enough, after that the show was scrubbed. 🤔
Yes, I agree he's very hilarious, really makes my day, & yes, me too I love ❤ the tie as well , purple 💜 is definitely my favorite color!!
Bruce Rivers is more than a criminal lawyer. I died when he said “He is cute” about the first sicko.
Don't forget built good
I thought he was talking about the suit guy.
😅😂😂😂😅
I was waiting for him to say he was built good
What I thought was his he serious because that guy definitely was not
I love how Bruce is professional yet on his CZcams channel he acts like a normal person language everything. Which he is but like a lot of lawyers on CZcams are scared to even curse. Bruce is an og. I’m after a workers Comp lawyer. But I want this guy as a lawyer.
hes not professional. but he is funny.
Well, Justin, Bruce doesn't handle workplace injuries, but he will jump in if you lie on your workers comp form and get caught!
@@jakobcampbell9353 you tripping he is definitely professional he just talking how he wants to cuz it’s his channel just like How im talking now slang and all
He knows his audience
Infinite Elgintensity comes to mind as well
They should have started lowering Chris from the ceiling 😂
'I'm Chris Hansen, a reporter from NSNBC'
Predator: -surprised Pikachu face-
“Insulted the cookie”….LOL
your physical disgust at the "cute, built good" line just made my day lol
😂😂
I really hope you teach.
Amen. I died laughing at his facial expression in reaction to this. I'm dead.
But it's SO TRUUUUU dude is nasty despite the age bleeehhh
I love how baffled Bruce is that they arent running immediately.
It's fucking hilarious. "DUDE RUN!"
After the first few episodes they had the cops there so they would have tackled and beat the piss out of them if they ran.
@@jasonwebb5964 but that just makes it more entertaining. Nothing like watching a pedo get taken down roughly by cops to make you smile 🤷♀️
As Buffpro would say: "TAZ EM"
Thank you Bruce for saying that men think stupid because of their wanker it feels good to hear a MAN say that. 😊
Every man says this. We aren't unaware lmao
16:40 MR. BRUCE!! 😂😂😂
Bruce Rivers reacting to TCAP clips is the cleanest, best pleasure. Videos like this don't come along often. I'd want to watch it again and again.
I see what you did there.
NO RUBER
I choked on air reading that
😭😭
@@ImOvervalued I’m not gay or anything. I’m just sayin’.
Finally, an attorney that speaks my language. Representation that freely drops f bombs, has a wicked sense of humor and gives solid advice in all his videos is as authentic as you can get.
Only on youtube, baby
My family is in law enforcement and my cousin is a criminal lawyer and the amount of Cops, District attorneys, fire chiefs, and EMTs caught trying to molest teens is insane
As he said they're really stupid as if they forgot EVERY source of communication they use is monitored
Bruce: "Okey, do u want a knife"😂💀
"okay do u want a knife?" is crazyyy ☠️
This lawyer could be a stand up - I'm in tears laughing my ass off.
It’s not that funny…
@@macysondheim pure Hilarity!!!!! 😂😂😂
@macysondheim7260 He makes very good observations and I think the humour comes from the fact that you don't expect some of the things that sometimes come out of his mouth while he discussing something very serious 😂
@@tkdb317 exactely. And so straight forward. Comical
I’m so glad I found this channel. Honestly, I can’t tell you how refreshing it is to have one of these lawyer react channels where the lawyer swears and talks like a normal person and doesn’t particularly have his “professional voice/face” on. It’s just so much more real.
I think he's always been able to reach his clients guilty or innocent
Great point... I like Legal Egale, but he's a little too slick/bland/professional... Like Bruce said: With all these heavy cases, it's perfectly normal to make that easier and more enjoyable as "edutainment", by just adding some comedy to it...
I am cackling at my kitchen table over the blood from the brain statement. 😂👏🏾
In one sentence he admitted criminal intent “we have to keep this a secret.”
I miss that show. We really need to bring back public humiliation for crimes like this. It's a great deterrent.
There is a whole vigilante youtube movement doing this now. Like 100 different channels
It isn’t. Countries who treat child predators as a social problem have lower rates of offence and recidivism. This is just to help people with nothing in their lives feel better about themselves.
Look up @Skeeter Jene
He’s basically like another Chris Hansen i swear his videos are great !
Chris Hansen is back at it again... just posted yesterday ,,, czcams.com/video/z0J0JN-InFI/video.html
@@hsimpson7267 I understand what these channels are trying to do but I don't like them and won't support them like I did to catch a predator. Atleast the channels I watched there just regular people who meet up in public places which puts the public in danger. We had one of those groups here and the guy they set up pulled a gun and started shooting at the target and a woman got shot. That could have been a kid. Chris works with the police they have an empty house and police right outside. The people on youtube are more vigilante and that's how innocent people get hurt.
Pervert 'I'm going to slit my throat!' Mr. Rivers 'OK want a knife?' Absolutely epic response!
"I really am gonna slit my throat."
"Okay do you want a knife."
*Spits Dr. Pepper all over phone.*
*laughs*
These videos have cured my anxiety.
This dude is way more hilarious than I had expected.
We all need to respect and be in awe of Hansen's ability to make any grown man sit their ass down. It's some kinda weird mind control
Love Chris he’s god sent
They see a man with a suit n decide to listen lmao
there lucky imagine you found one of there kind alone in your house or where your going cousins or nieces your families house no cameras now I might not murder him because I probably wouldn't know for sure
but I couldn't say what I would do if I found a confirmed active pedophile mid conversation with a kid
probably something violent the very idea enrages me
Man if i was one of those guys i would bring a gun if i see that dude i would shot
@@pill5405 he's actually not he's shady af and only there for views he doesn't give a fuck about real perps...do some research on the shady shit he did w onision
Omg 😂 I died when he said “what are you kidding me!”
The first guy was a food critic. He couldn't believe the cookies were home baked. Blew all his expectations.
To insult the person who made those cookies, that’s uncalled for… 😂
We haven't investigated the baker yet...
It’s most likely those mass-produced ones 😂
I want to commit a crime, just so I can have this guy as my attorney.
How about go to law school we get a case together and kick some ass!
🔥🔥 czcams.com/video/RwdkkQciuqE/video.html 🔥🔥🔥
@@CLRBruceRivers best answer you could have given. in true bruce rivers style. #bruceforpresident
@@CLRBruceRivers That would be even better! Class act 👌
@@CLRBruceRivers I fw with u blicky bruce, doing gods work to these streets
I love the TCP videos. Watching those guys ruin their lives is hilarious. I don't know what's worse though, the chat logs or that creepy voice narrating the chat logs.
That teenage mutant ninja turtle comment made me laugh so hard LMAO
I love Bruce! He is so funny his delivery as a lawyer is absolutely amazing! When he says “give me a f***ing break” gets me every time. I need him as a lawyer!!!
I've had a lot of experience of lawyers representing me through my life and I can tell you that Bruce Rivers is an absolute legend 🧐😎🤗💜
I don’t need him as a lawyer but I’d love to hang out with him in the lawyers lounge at the courthouse laughing at the bullshit we see. He’s awesome.
He's the criminal lawyer.
"Turn around and f*ckin run, you stupid son of a b*tch!"
The voicing out loud of what we're all thinking is so real.
"I'd be nervous too, if I was going to spend the next 10 years in jail."
For me, the best thing about the JD/AH trial was the opportunity to find Bruce Rivers on my feed. Content like this makes me...content! So entertaining!
Chris Hansen didn't do any of these in Michigan but since this activity carries LIFE in prison without parole here I am sure anyone caught trying to hook up with a 12 year old really regrets it. An attempt usually carries 1/2 of the sentence of actually committing the act but 1/2 of life is still life. Michigan also has the toughest prisons in the country -- by far.
@@mharris5047 the pervert really said "But I'm not gay" as if being gay is worse than being a pedophile
That's how I found clr. I was watching the dumpster fire of amber turd testifying, and I found it in my feed. It's one of those CZcams golden nuggets.
😂😂
Actually such suave speaking and confidence in ur comebacks
I've watched this episode about 8 times. It is one of my go-to videos when I need a laugh. The McDaniel video is another favorite. Keep up the good work!
"I'm Chris Hansen, and I'm here to fuck your life up." OMG subscribed I love this guy
Anyone that met C for that reason at that time they fucked their life up all on their own.
😂
“Is this a set up?”
“No I’m a 14 year old girl who’s feeling very insulted by your implication about my appearance.”
"It really isn't that hard to get laid!"
"OBJECTION! Speak for yourself, Mr Rivers. It's been bloody years for some of us!"
"Sustained"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol, Michael in the background is hilarious! 😼
The best comment in this whole video was when he said, "If it wasn't for people's stupid decisions and behaviors I wouldn't have a job" 😂
Bruce has a good mix of professionalism and normal guy vibe. The comedy is low key top notch 7:18 " I don't want this cookie" lol "why would he even say that and insult the baker" 🤣🤣
16:33 YOOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂 BRUCE funny as hell
Crazy part is that the first guy actually did beat the case.
His lawyer successfully discredited PJ to the Lee County system because they refused to turn over the actual hard drive containing those chat logs.
This interaction probably makes him look bad enough, though.
Wow, that sucks.
Dude, you're by far the most entertaining lawyer I've ever seen 😂
rekieta law, legal eagle.
@@mealsome1571 saul goodman
Better than even Saul Goodman?
@@17thdoctor I was speaking in the context of irl lawyers, but sure. Saul Goodman.
Definitely better than law by Mike's cringy bs
“The minute I see a guy in a suit, I’m fucking turning around and I’m leaving.” Lmaooo good, solid advice I shall take with me in my future 👌
Yeah no kidding. It's bad enough that the police have you six ways to Sunday... But getting your face on TV across from Chris Hansen for all of America to see... Dude, just turn around, walk out the door and get cuffed.
"I dont want this *cookie*" 😂 double entendre there!
That was a bar!!
Bruce, your commentary is priceless.
Bruce, I’ve recently discovered this channel; the penis comment made me laugh so hard I think it added years to my life. Thank you for making my day.
Same here lol
Bro the look on his face before he goes on that rant is priceless
Saul Goodman is fucking funny 😂
I saw a meme about adult men sending unsolicited penis picks - respond with “Is that a child’s penis!? I’m reporting you!”
Yeah, precisely! I felt myself growing younger as the tears of laughter ran down my face! 😆
I love how this dude just speaks like a normal person.
fr
“You get to become a teenage ninja turtle in jail” 😆 😂
Sir, your commentary is 10/10!
Can we please do a “To Catch an Idiot” series where Bruce reviews more of these or some of the true crime shows. The thing about Pam comes to mind.
I totally co-sign this comment 🤷♀️😶🤷♀️🤔🤣
Yesss ! I agree 😂
Love it
Who's Pam? Seriously asking.
Yes! That would be the cleanest, best pleasure.
"I'd be nervous too if I was gonna spend the next 10 years in jail". That fucking had me. Glad to have found your channel, Bruce 😂
If this were in Michigan it would be mandatory life without parole due to a connection in the CSC 1st statute that links such activity to the actual rape statute.
Especially if I was going to jail for 10 years as a child predator.
Bruce you are hilarious. Laughing my ass off through this whole thing.
"insulting the cookie was uncalled for" 😂😂😂
I’ve never watched this guy b4. I’m loving the sarcasm! The things he says are always exactly what I’m thinking when I watch these disgusting excuses for human beings. Hilarious.
Bruce is laugh out loud funny.
I agree to LMAO I said the exact same thing 😂😂😂😂
And cute!
He's great!! You'll love him. Keep watching.😊
"Im cute though, built good." Is one of the most legendary lines in history.
“What, are you kidding me, oh I didn’t know that..” has me dead 💀 😂
Please do more of these!
The fact that you're watching CZcams poops of the interviews rather than just regular footage makes this so much better
Watching Bruce: "Ya don't have to use so much force."
Watching CinnamonToast Ken as soon as they start to leave: "TAZE HIM! TAAAZE HIM!!"
Your commentary is magnificent. 😆
This is the most hilarious best video I've seen from you Bruce LMFAO well I can't say best video but it's the most hilarious! And you got me over here laughing out loud literally LOL😂😂😂
"I'm really am just going to slit my fucking throat."
"Okay. You want a knife?"
DAMN.... You're savage as hell lol
That’s what these disgusting predators deserve
@@Chels-fz5uq that's too easy. They need a big gay strongman to pin them down and grape em. Then jail
" do the cutting on someone else's shift. I don't wanna do the paperwork or have to wake up a trustee to clean the cell. Do it in a few hours" that'd be my response
6:42 "he is cute though" lmfao Bruce
Bruh I died 💀
I was like 😮
cute, built good
@@teknowil 😂😂😂
Built good too
Bless you sir for your choice of expertise. I could not represent these men knowing the facts.
If you are a public defender assigned to them you wouldn't have a choice it's either do your job with them or lose your license it's that simple but that's part about being a lawyer you sometimes have to take jobs when you clearly know who your client is in the wrong
By no means to down play the seriousness of these crimes, I sure did laugh at your reactions and comments Bruce.
Love how he can criticize the cops/LE but he also recognizes the absolute degeneracy of these men.
Nobody including him is questioning the degenerate behavior of these men. And if you are listening he makes it pretty clear what he thinks of this.But perhaps you’re confused- this video is about the LEGAL aspects of this show and the crimes these creeps are committed.
@@colleenwhitman9040 ... I know? That is what I meant. I appreciate his legal expertise and also enjoyed him making fun of the predators.
Except he said he likes child predators as clients because they're nice to him (they only pick on little kids I guess) and they have lots of money. That's revolting.
Part of the job. 😂
@@cosmicmuffin322 yes. Thats what he meant by his comment. Find ways to he offended
How did you gloss by him stumbling off the back stairs without even the slightest hint of laughing. That cracks me up everytime I see it and I've seen it hundreds of times. Just something about this clown furthering embarrassing himself, gets me right in the funny bone.
I thought about that too. Only explanation (aside from somehow not noticing it) is that this is not the first time he's seen it, and the surprise wore off. Anyone seeing that the first time is gonna laugh for sure - it's just so comical in a straight up goofy way.
@@mchevre Could be. Maybe I'm just weird because it still makes me laugh after countless times of watching it. 😂
You can have your cookie!
@@crochunter35 I just want to get to the beach!
Haha!!
Watching TCAP used to be my favorite thing. Now watching Bruce react to those episodes is my new favorite thing
I can't get enough of Bruce Rivers. I laughed so much with this one, gotta keep binge watching the next ones :P
Man I used to love this show. I was so pissed when I found out some of these guys didn’t get jail time 😤
IIRC it was usually those who didnt send dic pics and other such content, it is after all way worse than just words in chat
Yes, but at least there faces are on tv so they can’t lie about their past.
@@NotEvenDeathCanSaveU it’s also because a lot of the evidence is gathered by a non-LEO, and as such there are occasionally violations of rights which makes the evidence inadmissible in court. It’s disgusting, but human rights must be respected.
@@randomguy1371 pedo don’t deserve rights
@@randomguy1371 It’s not disgusting that human rights be respected tho right? You mean disgusting that he was guilty of a crime but wasn’t prosecuted, yeh?
omfg this lawyer is actually HILARIOUS and from min 10:54 to 11:22 I was literally in tears 😭 and again from min 12:22 to 12:31 🤣🤣🤣💀
Yes Bruce is definitely funny but very professional at the same time 😊
This is one of the best commentaries by Bruce I've seen yet. I am literally rolling.
Thank you for making me laugh my ass off tonight... I needed this!
I love Bruce. Also the way he takes pride in his appearance. He is always dapper.
"THOU SHALT NOT SELF SNITCH" should be the 11th Commandment... Love ya, Bruce...! 😂
"He's cute though"...Bruce, you're brutal! 😂😂
Totally subscribed after watching this, and then binged a few of your other videos. Love this channel!
I love how raw and unfiltered you are. Great channel
I'm binge watching episodes.. Just in that kind of mood..all great stuff.. Thanks Bruce and Michael!! ❤ Love From Canada 🇨🇦