Prison over Pizza Leftovers?! Let's Make it Illegal - Dark History: Branches of Government
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- čas přidán 30. 07. 2024
- Hi friends, happy Thursday!
Welcome to the Dark History podcast. This all began because someone stole my pizza from the work fridge- you guys know the feeling, and I just wanted to make that ILLEGAL! So I did a little digging on how laws are actually made, and it turns out there’s some dirty, dirty goss on the branches of government. We’re talking elite dating apps, arguing with your cranky uncle at Thanksgiving, and 13,000 lb doors, so stay tuned for this one.
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Chapters:
INTRO- 00:00
THE PIZZA THIEF- 06:37
LEFTOVER LAW- 12:07
EXTREMELY DETAILED FAQ- 22:39
IT’S NOT OVER YET- 25:19
TIME FOR MR. PRES- 26:45
BOOM BABY! IT’S APPROVED- 31:08
SUE THE GOVERNMENT - 31:56
THE CLAWWWWW- 39:30
CONCLUSION- 44:20
Dark History is an Audioboom Original.
This podcast is Executive Produced by:
Bailey Sarian, Dunia McNeily from 3arts, Kevin Grosch, and Matt Enlow From Made In Network
Writers: Katie Burris, Allyson Philobos, Joey Scavuzzo, and Bailey Sarian
Research provided by: Xander Elmore & The Dark History Research Team
Special thank you to Historical Consultant: Patrick Martin
Production Lead: Brian Jaggers
Post Supervisor: Kelly Hardin
Production Management: Ross Woodruff
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Took me 12 minutes before i realized this wasnt a Dark History about pizza 😅 Devils lettuce hitting hard ig
😂😂😂😂
Is it not??
Same!
@@rosynessrose6556 It's about passing laws 😉
@@rosynessrose6556 nope,its about branches of the government 😂 but she's using this "Pizza Law" example to help guide through it and explain easier
Do I have a degree in political science? Yes
Did I know this info already? Yes
Did I sit and watch it like a toddler when Bluey comes on? Yes
The worst thing is when you find yourself sitting watching Bluey alone because you haven’t noticed your kids left the room an hour ago !! 😜
Made my nerdy polisci heart burst 😁😎
hahahhaha literally me
Hahaha exact same but with a law degree
Aaaaww! ☺️
My high level of morality and honesty makes me unqualified for a government position.
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Facts ❤😅
Maybe we should replace them all with honest, morally compassionate humans instead 😊
Right…
100% and you can't love your country or your people.
I agree whole hearted heatedly that judges on the supreme court shouldn't serve for life and should be replaced every few years. Now that's one we should petition❤️❤️❤️
That law must be changed. It simply must. Whomever decided this was crazy. It’s so wrong.
None of these judicial of government positions should be lifelong or have unlimited terms. Diane Feinstein should have stepped down years ago. Although RBG did some great things, she should have retired to allow another liberal to be appointed instead of the court getting stacked with conservatives. Another point is to keep new ideas, fresh minds coming in-not saying experience and history isn’t valuable and of great importance but geez! Do you know what the average age of congress and senate is?
@@radarrange7792 Yeah, Biden needs to go. Like yesterday.
@@jillruben8924 yes because they can challenge the other levels of government. They should be turned over every few years just like them
@@radarrange7792average is usually in the 60s, not bad but not great. I don’t want people that probably aren’t going to have to live through the long term consequences of their actions deciding the laws.
This is why I no longer leave my milkshake in the yard.
Too many boys! 😆
Totally not where I thought the comment was going when I first read it, but I literally laughed out loud once I did. 😅
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Literally ALL of the boys
I’ve been dying to understand the branches of government but either can’t comprehend it or pay attention. Bailey never fails to educate perfectly 👏
Best part about living alone: no one touches my pizza 😤❤️
This is true
Me too cause I don’t eat pizza lol
You know I can totally see your point on this and it appeals to my sentimental side😆🥁😆
Yessssssss😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉
What about your workplace fridge tho 😬😬
Bailey’s rant about pizza has done two things for me. First, laugh extremely loud. Second, ensure that I am ordering pizza tonight. Have been having a rough week. Thanks for always making me laugh!!
Yup just ordered mine. I was hungry 😂
Im about to order one right now!! 😂
Made frozen pizza tonight 😀 and she brings it up 🍕🍕🍕
Full transparency: I listen to the podcasts on Wednesdays and then come here on Thursday just to see Joan and Paul’s outfits
10000000% samesies. every week. 😂
Same 😂
Also, her outfit & makeup because she is always on point!!!!!
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Samee
At this point I’m for Bailey sarian 2024 😂
you know we’d be safe 😊
Bailey's got my vote 🗳
Me too. 💯👍
I would vote for her!!!!!
She keeps it 100 nothing fake
Remember to vote EVERY election, not just the Presidential one. They purposefully put some important stuff in those in between elections hoping we wont show up.
That's true.
I can't in my state because I'm registered as an independent party.
trump never won an election, the people didn't vote for that freak, he bribed people higher up. That's why he lost the popular vote, no one wanted that as a "president" (of Twitter)
YES! Ohioan here and we just had an issue that was about changing our states constitution and reproduction rights just last week-in August. Like, who votes in Aug? There was nothing about it anywhere, except for a few lawn signs. No remember to vote , oh hey, there's an important issue make sure u hit the polls in Aug-nada. I work the polls and didn't even get a call to work. Bullshite
@@DarkHarvest666 you just can't vote in PRIMARY elections where you choose between candidates for the Democratic and Republican parties. You can vote for legislative stuff, tax stuff, local candidates etc... The stuff they sneak in in between presidential elections.
My dad was a general manager at a lil pizza spot in queens and I came in to pick up shifts during spring break. We were about to close and no one arrived for a pick up order. I set the pizza aside with a note sticking up: “DONT TOUCH”. I went to go do side work only to come back to my pizza missing. I was so upset I made my dad check the cameras to see who the thief was 😂
Bailey's Critical Thinking 101. I'm really enjoying this social studies programming.
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She is very educational and fun to learn from. You Rock!😂
They should show this video at schools when teaching about the branches, because she explains it so much better than teachers.
Im going to say it again. Can we please get these pj's bailey is wearing right now on her merch. Im in love with them. Come on guys any one with me? Or is it just me? ❤❤
You don't see the link up there👆? Open the video details, hon.
You're welcome 💜
@@gwendolynjordan1846 thanks I'll look
@gwendolynjordan1846 ImI'm talking about the ones she has on in the show. Not just the Jammies but for them to say dark history too like hers.
I'd love a pair. The link brought me to Victoria's Secret
@tanitazienkiewicz4826 Yeah, it's just those pj's. I wish she'd make them like that, but with dark history
My husband and I are SO excited about this video!! You R*O*C*K, Bailey!! People NEED this information!! Thank you!!!! This is a public service and you have our vote if you run for ANY office (federal or in our jurisdiction, of course!) because this is a brilliant avenue to take!! ❤🎉 Love you, girl!!
The upside down diva cup..... WHY, Bailey?! 😂
I will FOREVER think of the upside down diva cup!!!!! 😂😂😂😂
Bailey out here teaching me more than school did I swear plus keeping my attention…
Who needs “school house rock”….when you have Bailey!!
I was waiting for her to throw a snippet of SHR in there!!!
I still need Schoolhouse Rock. Let's do Schoolhouse Rock: Dark History Edition.
Indeed
Bite thy tongue! We will ALWAYS need SHR
I think they should bring those back. The catchy little tunes and memorable shorts were great
Bailey always makes my day better when she posts. I have chronic pain and illnesses and when I have a bad day I always watch Bailey. she always manages to make me laugh💜
Mee too sending lots of love ❤
@@sarahbarlow2927 sending positive thoughts your way hope you have a blessed day 💜
Me too and I really love watching Bailey and both of her shows on CZcams! She's an amazing distraction from the pain!
Same! I always take my earbuds into my physical therapy appointments and whenever I’m sitting in the waiting room at doctors offices. We all know specialists are always behind schedule.
I wouldn’t have failed Government sophomore year if Bailey was my teacher. NEEEEVVVER thought it was possible, but Bailey worked a miracle and made it fun
I love how you take a funny subject to talk about serious stuff. You make it interesting and easy to understand how the system works…. For the most part. Lol!!
Thanks, Bailey!!
Years ago when I was pregnant and had been diagnosed with gestational diabetes, I had a special diabetic lunch I put in the break room at work and someone ate my lunch before I got yo it. 😥 It still hurts my feelings lol
Sad, almost as bad as getting your pizza stolen. Poor darling 😆🥁😆
To steal a pregnant woman's food is next level psychotic, it would still bother me if someone did it to me too. They would be dead to me 🤣🤣
I also had gestational diabetes and once a cousin that was staying with us ate my sugar free ice-cream and I flipped out. 😅
I used to write - guess what I put in this one, or if it was just spit... people stopped eating my lunch at work 😂
Wasn't pregnant but somebody would steal my food out of the freezer. I would premake my low carb breakfast burritos and put a baggie in freezer at work, didn't have time to eat at home. And someone at 90% of them. Made like 2 dozen and I had 3. Blew my cap when someone took my keto ice cream
Bailey's rants are almost as EPIC as my daughters!!!!! All you can do is bust up with laughter until shes done!!! LOVE Bailey!!!!!!!❤❤❤❤❤
I’m really entertained by the fact that this episode was inspired by leftover pizza. Also: stealing leftover pizza shoùld be a crime.
To whoever is reading this keep going, you're doing fine! No matter how slow your progress, each new week is filled with tiny steps forward. Be proud of yourself you got this!
I needed this today thank you so much 😊😊
You are amazing ❤ I needed this today ❤ thank you for bringing hope to everyone
I’m going through a breakup rn and I needed to hear this, thank you. I hope you know that these comments do help people even if it seems silly
❤ thank you
Thank you. So much.❤
Thumbs up to revising the Constitution every 20 years!
Yeah we just need to live up to it
By that we could do away with the right to bare arms and have stricter protections on voting like not allowing sore losers to challenge the votes of the majority of people since our guns don't protect us from government tyranny at all but our votes do. Votes are the true voice of the people not firearms
Yeah my question, who would write it? We can't get 3 random people to agree that rioting the capitol is bad and we're gonna get the majority of 100 senate and majority of 535 house members to agree to what should be in a revised version of the constitution every 20 years to the statisfaction of the majority of there constituents?!? I'm not sure I would want that anyway, thats what amendments are for
I never knew that. In all my 47 years, I have never heard anything about revising the constitution every 20 years
Aren't the amendments part of the revisions?
I can’t wait to hear you expose Monsanto!! So many people have no idea how terrible they are. You go girl!❤
Really appreciate your video. I’m going to back to school for my Masters because I want to work in the government to serve those who need it the most. You honestly gave me the best refresher I never thought I needed. Wish we had more teachers like you when I was younger. It was because of my history teachers that I got a degree in History. ❤
Bailey! Yesterday my doctor and I were talking about ur podcasts😂😂😂😂 We agreed we are all in a club where we are ok with being morbid 😂😂😂😂😂 I’m here for it❤
Wow! You must have a decent doctor then if they listen to Miss Bailey! 😉😊
You need to teach history classes. I freaking love all your videos.
While listening to the first 15 mins I was imagining a government teacher showing this video to help explain the branches of government to their students as a teaching aid. 😅
Not a PIZZA metaphor! YOU 👏🏾BETTA👏🏾 KEEP 👏🏾THEM👏🏾 INTERESTED 👏🏾 B! 💅🏼
It is crazy how I couldn’t stand taking history classes in high school, but now I can go down a rabbit hole watching Bailey lol!
When I was a kid I remember a "School House Rock" cartoon all about this topic. It was pretty informative but Bailey is SO much more interesting ❤
The random abrupt outburst of giggles genuinely have made my entire year.😂❤️
I am from India. I studied all this in my high school but it's so much better to hear it from Bailey!
My goodness Bailey still going strong with her non-stop 24/7 live ❤❤❤❤❤❤ 🎉🎉🎉🎉 i feel so honored seeing so much Bailey
Crocheting and listening! Anyone else? I need you in a magazine, called Hookers and Hoes! It’s a Crochet in Gardening Magazine. I think you would make an GORE centerfold since all I do is listen to you when I crochet.
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Ysesssss I can see it now😂❤❤❤❤❤❤
I'm pretty sure she said yes to this in the comments a few videos before..
This👏🏻is what we need👏🏻🫶
I’m hooking right now!!!😂
Bailey uncontrollably giggling brings me such joy 🍕
I definitely relate to the stolen leftovers 😭 I had to start putting a padlock on a lunchbox because my roommates won't stop stealing. On the brightside, I only have to lock up the unhealthier stuff because they rarely touch my fruit or healthier options.
I bet 15 and 16 year olds would remember all this government stuff better if they were watching Bailey tell it. This was fantastic
Absolutely! Im gonna send this particular video to my 17 year old. Man i wish Bailey was my hs civcs teacher lol
@@desert_holly I'm sending this and the president one to my 15 yo and my 19 yo
Thank you for doing a dark history on this! I’m a nerd and have always found this stuff interesting 😂 was a nice refresher. Also you are beautiful ❤
I’ve been struggling mentally with everything on my plate. And dark history is just the perfect podcast for unwinding and learning! Thank you Bailey ❤️
The reason I love you so much is the sheer amount of enjoyment you have with yourself! I can't get enough of your imaginary scenarios and the ensuing banter you have with yourself 😅😂 The amount that you make yourself giggle just makes me giggle so much and it's just such a beautiful thing to witness!! I'm learning and laughing at the same time and there couldn't be a better thing!! ❤ Love you so much, girl! Don't ever stop being your beautiful Self!!!
It would be great if you would make a MMM video on variety of famous cases like O. J. Simpson case, Menendez brothers, on Princess Diana etc.
Loving the content ❤️❤️
Pizza leftover thieves definitely need a long prison sentence for sure. 🍕
One pizza thieving crumb got 3 years prison...... on a different charge tho. 😂
Yeah and they must be forced to eat nothing but Lima beans and stale bread during that long prison sentence😆🥁😆
@@charlessarver1637what if they love Lima beans??
Theft is theft !!
@@sallyviolet13 oh well they'll have to adjust their sentence. What they'll need to do is get a mind reader on they to figure out what they loathe the most then sentence them to eat that😆🥁😆
We had School House Rock to explain the government process and this generation gets Bailey Sarian....
Bailey being upset about her leftovers being stolen is my spirit animal 😂❤
Listen, moral of the story is: "Give me pizza or give me death!" 🍕
i just wanna belt out schoolhouse rock. "i'm just a bill...yes, i'm only a bill and i'm sittin' here on capital hill..." 😂
Showing your age there 😂😂
@@stephanietorres5524 i know...right! 🤣
@@stephanietorres5524 just couldn't help myself
Bailey, I agree. The Supreme Court needs new judges every few years. It should not be a lifetime position.
I did listen to this and actually remembered some of this. Love your analogies and your personality!!! As if I didn’t love you enough, you have used one of my most favorite words ALOT🤣🤣🤣 girth it’s such a great word and I try to work into sentences
I deadass got the notification for this video while eating pizza leftovers 😭
Today must be a pizza day!
Fate 😆🥁😆
I want pizza
@@rosynessrose6556 Lol, pizza places will be blowing up with orders after this.
Watch out for them Rebas 😂😂😂
I wasn't expecting her to be watching Hoarders 😂 Bailey is so relatable
BAILEY IS GLOWING
You know that Bailey is awesome when she can explain how the government works and make it interesting! You rock, Bailey! As always, sending love ❤️
Love your channel Bailey. I get dark history and comedy all in one channel.
As soon as Bailey said “Checks & Balances” I went… NOPE not high school history class again 😭😭😭
THANK YOU FOR TEACHING A GENERATION. WE LOVE YOU BEARLY SARIAN
I was waiting for dark history again.... Thank you for a refresher on the process of the bill and branches legislative judicial and executive!until next time much love bailey
Miss Bailey for President! 🎉😎🎉
Made my head hurt. I’ll have to watch it again 😂. I appreciate you and all you do! Thank you!💕💕💕
"Whatever fantasy you want, I was wearing it" 😂 I'm weak
Dark History makes Thursdays one of my favorite days of the week… thank you guys for all the hard work put into these… Love!!
My dad passed away from cancer due to agent orange, I was conceived while he was doing chemotherapy,somehow, it’s a crazy story. He survived several battles with leukemia ,he fought for almost 30 years back and forth. He passed away in 05 at only 58 . It was devastating how we found his body.
Next week for the update 😢
Put everything on hold! Bailey posted! ❤
I just love the way Bailey's brain works. Such a fun way to learn how our government works.
All rise for Judge Joan.
Bailey teaching Civics is a lot more entertaining than my 8th grade teacher, Ms Haskins! She’s 1000% prettier too 🥰
Listen.... I read PRISON OVER LEFT OVER PIZZA and said WEEELLLLL WHAT KIND OF PIZZA WAS IT.? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I loved this episode and loved how light-hearted it was to listen to
Your laughter was contagious ❤ thank you for this one
Bailey always is entertaining
Ross Galler would 've been proud 🎉😂😂
Yessssss! “MY SANDWICH”
Lol I didn't understand from school but now I understand this at 25 years old 😂😂😂 thanks, Bailey ❤️
Bailey you're going to have to start adding "I am not suicidal". Great job explaining how our government is supposed to work!
I love watching Bailey 🥰🥰🖤🖤 makes Thursday and mondays so much better 🖤
Anyone who loves pizza can't be a bad person. She just appealed even more to my sentimental side 😆🥁😆
Thursdays aren't the same without you 💋
I’m smoking the devils lettuce while I watch you. It’s my “me time” 😂❤
Girth! Love u Bailey. You've brightened up my Sunday with smiles & taught me loads 👏
they way you find out who took the pizza is buy it again, put your name on the box somehow put laxatives on the leftovers, or squirt a bunch of visine on it, and whoever gets sick, there ya go! Are they going to admit they took something without asking?
I am living for this one. The Girth!!
I love you so much bailey and have for awhile but your comment about your sister saying she didn't steal from your closet and then seeing your sister wearing your jeans was just chef's kiss to explain something
Lol Bailey your the new “I’m just a bill on Capital Hill”🎶🎵🎶🎵 school house rock. Who remembers this song? Cartoon? I loved this show.
Word is, to this day, cousin Charlotte is still paying for her man's pizza 😭😭😭
Loved this episode, Bailey! What a neat lens to present this material through. Great concept.
Hello! I'm a new fan of your page and I haven't had time to go back to your older videos. But if you haven't talked about Apple and the iPhone and the things they hide from us (like where they have their products made and by whom), that would be a riveting subject I think. Thank you!! I love your content 💗
Thank you so much for covering this topic!!!! I have so many ideas
I just love her laugh so much. XD
Wow I myself am sitting at my desk smoking the devil’s lettuce, I feel you Bailey
Gurl I'm so stressed atm but then I came to CZcams and you've literally saved my day 🖤
The way I’ve taken apush and apgov and other college classes on the government and Bailey just made me understand checks and balances better
its how ive watched every one of your videos and have to wait for you to post a new video .. your literally my fave broo fr
It's so funny that you are doing this episode because I am a substitute teacher that just happens to be teaching a 7th grade Civics class this week. This helps me understand. Appreciate it! ❤
Making fun examples that we can actually keep up with, really turned the light bulb on inside my head!!! Everything makes sense now. Thank you Bailey❤
I came to Canada in 11th grade and had to learn how to enact a law. You finally made me understand it, decades later. Thanx Bailey
Thank you for this episode / I too was wondering but it is either over simplified or made too complicated when I check it out. Putting it into everyday context is helpful - I still love the School House Rock version - do you remember that? - it Rocks! Lol - 😂❤
bailey thank you for these videos 💗💗 i love dark history!!
Wow!! How complex!!! Thanks for the history class😅 LOVE YOUR CHANNEL!!!! Can't wait for next one!!!
I saw this at the perfect time because I’m learning about this right now and a 46 minute video made more sense and helped me understand better than my textbook.