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  • @emmalani6860
    @emmalani6860 Před 4 lety +2780

    His hair/wig channeling every male protagonist in an early 2000s teen movie

    • @babywuggz6954
      @babywuggz6954 Před 4 lety +64

      bro i thought that was a hat lmaoooooo!

    • @Lucas51397
      @Lucas51397 Před 4 lety +63

      It's definitely a wig. You can see blond hair coming out from underneath when he leans down.

    • @OttoVonGarfield
      @OttoVonGarfield Před 4 lety +16

      He's channeling his inner Charles Bronson.

    • @wonky-t-wonk
      @wonky-t-wonk Před 4 lety +17

      Troy Bolton vibes

    • @kiraanne3524
      @kiraanne3524 Před 4 lety +6

      I came down into the comments for this comment lol

  • @jenniferroswell7826
    @jenniferroswell7826 Před 4 lety +703

    Jean Pier in this movie is a blonde, short haired, German sounding, fleshbud controlled, bootleg Polnareff.

    • @christynunley8112
      @christynunley8112 Před 4 lety +24

      Pretty much.😂

    • @border2208
      @border2208 Před 4 lety +11

      Finally some one noticed it

    • @Rexxy34
      @Rexxy34 Před 3 lety +5

      Glad i wasn't the only to think baron von polnareff

    • @deadchannel8109
      @deadchannel8109 Před 3 lety +9

      @@Rexxy34 I think you're thinking of the wrong polnareff unless is a joke.

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux Před 3 lety +10

      Sounds almost like Stroheim.

  • @sleepysmartboy6287
    @sleepysmartboy6287 Před 4 lety +1720

    I was going to say that the French formality for "Doctor" is "Docteur" not "Monsieur" but then he said "Non merci, I am French. We drink wine" and I gave up

    • @schandlicher-schubertverif9478
      @schandlicher-schubertverif9478 Před 4 lety +33

      And you’re damn right in doing that cause that’s ain’t how French works

    • @Nionivek
      @Nionivek Před 4 lety +58

      Honestly for a while I thought the twist was going to be that he isn't even French (explaining his bad accent, the fact that he doesn't know anything about Paris, and his odd mannerisms that don't match up with France).

    • @Blessed_V0id
      @Blessed_V0id Před 4 lety +30

      Let's be real. I dont think the creators cared. If they are racist towards the chinese, is it that much of a stretch that they are racist towards the French too?

    • @Nionivek
      @Nionivek Před 4 lety +29

      @@Blessed_V0id At best MAYBE they were trying to be sort of Stereotyping as a joke... Like say Hetalia (Excellent Anime, suggest it to anyone. Where every country is portrayed as a super stereotypical character). Yet they COMPLETELY botched it.
      .
      The only stereotype that actually got a good joke was the "The Chinese make bad products" (and only waaay later. When they meet a Chinese person and even he is complaining about his lousy Chinese products).

    • @hannyb.1364
      @hannyb.1364 Před 4 lety +8

      He then goes on to say “mon amore”

  • @SoloJona
    @SoloJona Před 4 lety +251

    14:20 WHOA, after he says "Paris is everything" you can hear the one in charge of recording tell the actor "thank you"

    • @tonyshum5569
      @tonyshum5569 Před 2 lety +21

      some people could have sworn that was the n word

    • @aaronnwithtwoNs
      @aaronnwithtwoNs Před 2 lety +6

      @@tonyshum5569 I heard “naked”

    • @therealladyk.hatake8400
      @therealladyk.hatake8400 Před 12 dny +2

      I did hear it, it sounded like a woman and I had to hold my phone close to my ear to hear it clearly.

  • @Omar-kh4hr
    @Omar-kh4hr Před 4 lety +1641

    bootlegged, offensive, racist, the mouth movement doesn't line up with the talking. yup this is what I signed up for

  • @TimeForDunston
    @TimeForDunston Před 4 lety +187

    "Why was this made?"
    Because money.

    • @sei1906
      @sei1906 Před 4 lety +11

      It ain’t even good at that, people ain’t paying for that

    • @TheMadTurtle
      @TheMadTurtle Před 3 lety +1

      Needed to be wasted.

    • @TheTideKing004
      @TheTideKing004 Před 3 lety +8

      Because money? The only money this film saw was the amount they spent making it lol

    • @vargenfenrisson1164
      @vargenfenrisson1164 Před 3 lety +2

      So you are one of those that comments without watching any of the video huh?

    • @delete---7593
      @delete---7593 Před 2 lety +1

      And?.

  • @shadrachwilson5981
    @shadrachwilson5981 Před 4 lety +2361

    “Amanda Amanda, Paris is everything”

  • @humanperson8903
    @humanperson8903 Před 4 lety +52

    “My name is jean-Pierre polnereff, I have lost my sister to the man with two right hands

  • @r.h.6835
    @r.h.6835 Před 4 lety +757

    That French guy sounds like a German guy that tries to sound like a French guy. What a wild concept.

    • @ricard0mil0s80
      @ricard0mil0s80 Před 3 lety +22

      And why is he called Jean Pierre he is the biggest car channel in germany

    • @pu-FP
      @pu-FP Před 3 lety +4

      Great concept! THEY HAVE GREAAATTT CHEMISTRY!

    • @trynee1397
      @trynee1397 Před 3 lety +4

      Not really, he sounded pretty stereotype French to me, and I live in a French place

    • @disappointedmess209
      @disappointedmess209 Před 3 lety +4

      damn german spies.

    • @DudeLebowski_98
      @DudeLebowski_98 Před 3 lety

      Haha

  • @kilyharo
    @kilyharo Před 4 lety +22

    I am brazillian, and actually most of these bootleg animations that people talk about on youtube are from a infamous brazillian studio called "Video Brinquedo", if you still didn't melted your brain with this one, se one or two more...

  • @alexcmadgaming8448
    @alexcmadgaming8448 Před 4 lety +3356

    Bootleg Pete radiates Filthy Frank Energy

    • @Synfulz.
      @Synfulz. Před 4 lety +198

      I thought this instantly.

    • @RonaldNixiux
      @RonaldNixiux Před 4 lety +84

      and I love it

    • @Ramej
      @Ramej Před 4 lety +39

      same feeling

    • @surgerytv9130
      @surgerytv9130 Před 4 lety +175

      Bootleg Pete is the bootleg version of filthy frank lmao ( not hating)

    • @sussybaka148
      @sussybaka148 Před 4 lety +81

      @Marvin Zimmerman his name is bootleg pete buddy he is supposed to be a bootleg filthy frank

  • @matthewbaang8749
    @matthewbaang8749 Před 3 lety +54

    I died when the family just simultaneously stopped in the same manner.

  • @CER0MI
    @CER0MI Před 4 lety +686

    _I wish someone would love me like Amanda loves French guy._

    • @noahhecker6672
      @noahhecker6672 Před 3 lety +13

      You alright?

    • @CER0MI
      @CER0MI Před 3 lety +20

      @@noahhecker6672 No, got my heart broken obviously 😬😂

    • @CER0MI
      @CER0MI Před 3 lety +1

      @Guts it aight lmao but ty♡

    • @AutumnWind92
      @AutumnWind92 Před 3 lety +9

      @@CER0MI I mean she ended up with the chinese guy but I feel ya :/

    • @ohyeahisthatwhatyouthink6088
      @ohyeahisthatwhatyouthink6088 Před 3 lety +1

      Me too
      That Amanda is one lucky beeotch

  • @pr6897
    @pr6897 Před 4 lety +171

    Damn man Polnareff really let himself go after Avdol and Iggy died

  • @notsospecial9012
    @notsospecial9012 Před 4 lety +973

    Ashamed to admit I laughed at “I’m French, we drink wine.”

    • @PAAUpals
      @PAAUpals Před 3 lety +17

      oh so did I

    • @noahhecker6672
      @noahhecker6672 Před 3 lety +41

      I laughed at the housefly/flyswatter joke

    • @cartooncritique6625
      @cartooncritique6625 Před 3 lety +23

      I'm French, we drink wine...and eat snails. XD

    • @CoingamerFL
      @CoingamerFL Před 3 lety +5

      @@cartooncritique6625 please dont tell me you guys talk like the What's Up dude because that guy's accent sounds super exaggerated

    • @cartooncritique6625
      @cartooncritique6625 Před 3 lety +18

      @@CoingamerFL I'm not actually French. I was just making fun of the film's blatant use of stereotypes.

  • @kinkanalchemist
    @kinkanalchemist Před 4 lety +29

    Polnareff, what have they done to you my dude

  • @DiamondNoirYT
    @DiamondNoirYT Před 4 lety +711

    Alternative Title for this movie: Eggman's and Amy's voice actor giving up

  • @akish302
    @akish302 Před 3 lety +36

    Fun fact: Fortune cookies were invented in the USA

  • @cynthiarios271
    @cynthiarios271 Před 4 lety +977

    It's Danny Gonzales' cousin

  • @Nionivek
    @Nionivek Před 4 lety +71

    This WHOLE time I thought he was supposed to be famous and that is why they know he is capable and that BionicPIG was just harping over a non-plothole... But nope! They just... ASSUME he is some amazing guy.

  • @zachtheguy5303
    @zachtheguy5303 Před 4 lety +681

    No I am French I drink wine and wine only, our bloodstream is just entirely made of wine

    • @naomimiller5636
      @naomimiller5636 Před 4 lety +32

      That’s why only your blood is purple and in some cases pink

    • @joelflyaway
      @joelflyaway Před 4 lety +1

      Ikr super offensive

    • @naomimiller5636
      @naomimiller5636 Před 4 lety +4

      honey b and the problem here is...

    • @goose8085
      @goose8085 Před 4 lety +5

      Me who lives in a small county known for wine and wine only: well youre welcome

    • @minthemadnezz200
      @minthemadnezz200 Před 4 lety +4

      Jesus is French

  • @LilyoftheLake14
    @LilyoftheLake14 Před 10 měsíci +6

    It's even worse when you realize that Amanda, the daughter, is supposed to be 15 in this movie, hence why she's dating a high school boy, since she's also a high schooler and all.
    While the French guy is very much a full grown adult in his mid 20s-early 30s. What's even worse is he would've had to have watched the news report from the beginning of the movie to know about the lavender thing. That news report also covered Amanda's back story and general information.
    That means: HE WOULD'VE KNOWN SHE WAS UNDERAGE & IN HIGH SCHOOL BEFORE EVEN MEETING HER!!! 😳😬

  • @remmus5048
    @remmus5048 Před 4 lety +649

    Also at the very end of the movie, the child says “I thought he was cooking us dinner!” after Amanda introduces the Chinese guy,
    AND THAT’S WHERE IT ENDS

  • @goose8085
    @goose8085 Před 4 lety +33

    John piere: the perfect opportunity to call him polnareff but of course he says french guy

  • @SethColby69
    @SethColby69 Před 4 lety +1790

    i just feel like bionic is actually bald but he's so insecure to show us so he decided to wear a wig to hide it off
    because there's no way that i'm gonna believe that it's his real hair

    • @Mostchillguy360
      @Mostchillguy360 Před 4 lety +132

      Bro he dyed his hair blonde or something lol 😂 if you pay attention you can see a bit of his real hair under the wig and beanie

    • @sophiepike8161
      @sophiepike8161 Před 4 lety +31

      Lol yea, he bleached his hair, you can go see it on his Instagram

    • @sincotrodium7385
      @sincotrodium7385 Před 3 lety +7

      Bud why don't you complain to your mom when the teachers want you to turn on your camera on zoom

    • @cellblocknine5385
      @cellblocknine5385 Před 3 lety +8

      Yeah I noticed he wears wigs.

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux Před 3 lety +39

      He wears a wig to hide the baldness from cancer these movies gave him.

  • @pumpkinlord8670
    @pumpkinlord8670 Před 4 lety +84

    is this what Polnareff did before going to Italy?

  • @patch5384
    @patch5384 Před 4 lety +517

    he looks like the secret third member of dan and phil

  • @RamzDomz
    @RamzDomz Před 4 lety +32

    This doesn’t please my Silver Chariot

  • @SpamorammA
    @SpamorammA Před 4 lety +825

    "his entire character and personality is being french, every offensive stereotype you can think of, they just grabbed it and shoved it in there."
    *Polnereff sweating profusely and profoundly frenchlike*

    • @sugarhoneylemonic7004
      @sugarhoneylemonic7004 Před 4 lety +77

      I LEGIT WAS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO MENTION POLNAREFF IN THE COMMENTS

    • @soyeahimagamer2630
      @soyeahimagamer2630 Před 4 lety +30

      Jean Pierre

    • @guaperryz596
      @guaperryz596 Před 4 lety +29

      Man, Polnareff changed after part 5
      He turned back into human but evil and no more of the funny hair
      Part 5 was to insane for him i guess

    • @callmeciara4232
      @callmeciara4232 Před 4 lety +19

      I see you’re a man of culture as well

    • @izabellablack7442
      @izabellablack7442 Před 3 lety +16

      oh god don’t compare him to polnareff 😂 .. might just ruin the whole show with this movie

  • @sleepninja2350
    @sleepninja2350 Před 4 lety +32

    Bootleg Pete trying to exit the room is how most of my attempts to socialize go.
    Now, like a ghost in the night, I'm gone

  • @nadroji6549
    @nadroji6549 Před 4 lety +506

    "No merci; I am French, we drink wine!"
    This cracks me up so much.

  • @serendipityyoonmin7039
    @serendipityyoonmin7039 Před 3 lety +30

    15:15 No amount of therapy will ever make this moment okay.

  • @finngreen3861
    @finngreen3861 Před 4 lety +597

    I like how throughout the whole entire movie they don't stop smiling.

  • @estherreis6631
    @estherreis6631 Před 4 lety +9

    So, the last time i went searching, i saw that Ratatoing was a Brasilian movie. So when i heard “Guto” (a nickname for Gustavo here) I definitely knew it was from Brasil. Apparently the director have a lot of rip-off movies on his name and now I definitely feel proud about the industry of rip-off movies in my country cause this is absolute perfection

  • @eddietuite732
    @eddietuite732 Před 4 lety +346

    That movie cover looks like something you'd see in the gym teachers basement

  • @jacobgormley8457
    @jacobgormley8457 Před 4 lety +75

    wait, I thought a "bootleg" movie was a major movie, just illegally copied from a legit version so no money goes to the moviemakers. I think what bionic has here is a "knockoff" movie.

    • @Robofrog100
      @Robofrog100 Před 4 lety +2

      They're synonyms

    • @rebeccabigwest
      @rebeccabigwest Před 3 lety +8

      Bitchard rutler is correct. This information is easy to Google or even look up in a dictionary. So why would robofrog make the comment that they are synonymous when this is clearly untrue and so easily verifiable? Why did you do that robofrog, why?

    • @cellblocknine5385
      @cellblocknine5385 Před 3 lety +1

      Thank you! I thought I was the only one to notice that he was using the term "bootleg" wrong throughout the entire video.

    • @vargenfenrisson1164
      @vargenfenrisson1164 Před 3 lety +2

      Yeah Bootleg is just like a burned CD back in the day, Same content on a different disk. But it just further proves that some youtubers are as intelegent as the fungi between a construction workers toes

    • @unknowngaming1432
      @unknowngaming1432 Před 2 lety +4

      Well, a bootleg is described as something pirated or stolen...which could also include the idea. Like a movie that is a rip off of Up is technically stealing the story...making it a bootleg

  • @gorgeouspotato6492
    @gorgeouspotato6492 Před 4 lety +127

    "Just bcuz a random guy who broke into their house told them to "
    Excuse me , isn't that how you got to watch the movie in the first place?

  • @AnnoyingTiger888
    @AnnoyingTiger888 Před 4 lety +21

    You can just see the light leaving Bionic's eyes.

  • @Ag_33
    @Ag_33 Před 4 lety +472

    Well damn, guess I’m lucky for having actually seen the original upload

  • @PigBoy99
    @PigBoy99 Před 2 lety +3

    watch, I can give the villain a backstory in like, a minute
    when he was young a hypnotist visited him for his birthday. he was always ignored by his parents, and he convinced the hypnotist to control his parents. soon, he realised how many people he could control with hypnosis powers, and started his quest to find the gem

  • @kyoko_yuki4614
    @kyoko_yuki4614 Před 4 lety +354

    he just reuploaded it in hopes that no one will call him out on the wig this time

    • @kishinumaayumi
      @kishinumaayumi Před 4 lety +6

      So that's why I was having major deja vu

    • @k1ddo616
      @k1ddo616 Před 4 lety +4

      Oh, so that IS a wig.......... Wait, why is he wearing a wig?

    • @drkchoco6061
      @drkchoco6061 Před 4 lety

      i thought that was his hair

    • @daruistube2007
      @daruistube2007 Před 4 lety +3

      @@k1ddo616 He bleached his hair

    • @sincotrodium7385
      @sincotrodium7385 Před 3 lety

      But he has real hair.Unlike you prob with a 4 dollar shit cut.

  • @xx_somescenecath0lic_xx888
    @xx_somescenecath0lic_xx888 Před 4 lety +18

    Are we just not gonna talk about Amanda's bangs looking like the umbrellas in Lego games?

  • @msnavely6329
    @msnavely6329 Před 4 lety +136

    Im like 99% sure that Amanda is voiced by the same person as Amy from Sonic X
    EDIT: aight so i did some googling and found out that three of the VAs are from sonic?? im very confused. Anyways:
    Amanda did turn out to be Amy from Sonic X
    Dr. Crumb has also voiced Shadow AND Sonic (In SA2 I think??)
    and Dr. Zoox is the current VA of Eggman
    I don't know when you'll ever need this information. But uh. yeah.

    • @pizzatron2010
      @pizzatron2010 Před 3 lety +6

      oh my god i knew i recognized their voices

    • @BalooDumptruck
      @BalooDumptruck Před 3 lety +3

      Oh God

    • @bobbovine
      @bobbovine Před 2 lety +5

      How does Eggman keep ending up in these bootleg movies? He's also Greg in Ratatoing

    • @anasdomain9994
      @anasdomain9994 Před rokem +1

      😂 I was about to type this I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed

    • @kiranixon2640
      @kiranixon2640 Před 3 měsíci +1

      It's funny because the voice acting isn't even bad, the writing is just god awful 😆

  • @deapelgamer2385
    @deapelgamer2385 Před 4 lety +33

    "We have Jean Pierre, or as Bionic calls him, a French guy, or as I like to call him, JEAN PIERRE POLNAREFF"

    • @border2208
      @border2208 Před 4 lety +1

      I like the way you think

    • @mr.walter6973
      @mr.walter6973 Před 3 lety +1

      Imagine those souls who don't get the reference

    • @deapelgamer2385
      @deapelgamer2385 Před 3 lety +4

      @@mr.walter6973 What a tragedy on their part, I guess this means they will never know about Polnareff Land....

  • @margothoogers332
    @margothoogers332 Před 4 lety +237

    Lowkey, you remind me of the cleaner version of filthy frank

  • @JauntyVampire
    @JauntyVampire Před 3 lety +8

    “I got an idea!”
    “No”
    “It’s a wonderful idea”
    “Yes”
    Amazing dialogue.

  • @TheSimplyCooking
    @TheSimplyCooking Před 4 lety +208

    This movie looks like billion surprise toys made it.

  • @inbredduck1487
    @inbredduck1487 Před 3 lety +8

    as a chinese person myself this probably was the funniest yet most difficult movie to watch, incredible would watch this nightmare again for laughs

  • @ThickestSkull03
    @ThickestSkull03 Před 4 lety +279

    “It’s my turn to put the whole world to sleep”
    Me: “I wanted to put you to sleep since the first line you spoke”

  • @franvuckovic2919
    @franvuckovic2919 Před 4 lety +11

    Scientist:" You monsters are going to have to go back to where you came from."
    Monsters: "Understandable, have a good day."

  • @thisisweirderthanyou9855
    @thisisweirderthanyou9855 Před 4 lety +254

    Jean Pierre?
    Me: don't do it
    Mind: Jean Pierre...
    Me: don't.
    Mind: polnareff
    Me: NO

    • @ceciliak9256
      @ceciliak9256 Před 4 lety +3

      Me too @Parry Home Me too

    • @tyanna270
      @tyanna270 Před 4 lety +19

      I was literally thinking about him. The best frenchman ever💯

    • @rabies__
      @rabies__ Před 4 lety +11

      @@tyanna270 agreed, 11/10 French boi

    • @MamaWaka
      @MamaWaka Před 4 lety +1

      Same

    • @quebus1215
      @quebus1215 Před 4 lety +13

      Look at that he's not in a wheelchair anymore

  • @steampunkemo9211
    @steampunkemo9211 Před 2 lety +11

    I died when he put his face in the monster summoning scene, that was absolutely brilliant 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @datboi8491
    @datboi8491 Před 4 lety +793

    Still doesn't exclude the fact that you have a wig and your hair is blonde...

  • @BroomPusher2024
    @BroomPusher2024 Před 4 lety +5

    The moral of Whats Up:
    "We'll always have Paris... even if Paris doesnt wasn't want anything to do with us."

  • @lemonkitty2653
    @lemonkitty2653 Před 4 lety +90

    You’re the first person who can actually explain this mess they call a storyline😂

  • @selenarivas436
    @selenarivas436 Před 3 lety +9

    This looks like one of those low budget science animations that you watch in 6th grade to learn about how chemicals work

  • @TheClarkChannel
    @TheClarkChannel Před 4 lety +273

    Looking at that luscious blonde lock in the back of your hair like uWu

  • @AS-fi7hc
    @AS-fi7hc Před 3 lety +3

    “ooo yeah, you’ve got an accent... Get better soon.” -What’s Up

  • @sethcalliesmusic
    @sethcalliesmusic Před 4 lety +284

    I have no idea how these movies look so bad, like literally anyone can make a pixar quality animation using blender.

    • @daviskane7904
      @daviskane7904 Před 3 lety +33

      Yeah but you gotta do it with one guy in 3 hours.

    • @sethcalliesmusic
      @sethcalliesmusic Před 3 lety +30

      @@daviskane7904 And his name is Antonio; he immigrated from Mexico and he has no idea what a graphics card is lmao

    • @iMajoraGaming
      @iMajoraGaming Před 2 lety +10

      @@sethcalliesmusic His project leader is a Czech named Chet and fought in the Nepali Civil War, during which he was shot in the head and is now permanently brain-damaged, making him mute.
      He also cannot speak English or Spanish and got his job via a casting couch

    • @RavenTheVelociraptor
      @RavenTheVelociraptor Před 2 lety +7

      i feel like this comment thread got very borderline racist.. which is odd because didn't we just condemn the movie for that??

    • @OrionDawn15
      @OrionDawn15 Před 2 lety +6

      @@RavenTheVelociraptor Simple, this is a mere joke and we're not quite saying anything that suggests we think everyone Mexican/Czech is the way we described a single man as.

  • @destynova4512
    @destynova4512 Před 3 lety +3

    Have no clue what this was, but definitely feel bad for the one kid out there who had to watch this on repeat as it was the only DVD in the house and there's no cable or internet.

  • @patrickoshea4248
    @patrickoshea4248 Před 4 lety +177

    he looks like someone playing Ian from smosh on the history channel

  • @cheezydolphine3314
    @cheezydolphine3314 Před 4 lety +8

    I can really see the pain in my eyes after hearing this

  • @gojijynx
    @gojijynx Před 4 lety +109

    if filthy frank & mista gg had a son, it would be bionic pig

  • @user-gw7cr5mj2q
    @user-gw7cr5mj2q Před 3 lety +3

    Lol this is legit like one of my dreams. No reason no logic. The characters in the dream seems to be totally into the dream but once I wake up, none of the story makes sense.

  • @TalinMusic
    @TalinMusic Před 4 lety +67

    This movie is like a crappier version of the animated scenes from the ratchet and clank series. 😂

    • @sei1906
      @sei1906 Před 4 lety +9

      Those animated cutscenes were flippin’ Avatar compared to this

  • @2dspepperminttearoxanna400

    8:40
    That was some Micheal Jackson crap there

  • @thekawaiicripple
    @thekawaiicripple Před 4 lety +62

    These kind of movies make me wonder how desperate a voice actor would have to be to voice them lol 😂

    • @siukong
      @siukong Před 3 lety +12

      I think you underestimate just how desperate many actors are.

    • @Coldoroki
      @Coldoroki Před 2 lety +4

      I mean.. I’d do it, and I’m not an actor nor desperate. I’d love to do a shitty dub over an already shitty movie lol

    • @thekawaiicripple
      @thekawaiicripple Před 2 lety +3

      @@Coldoroki honestly same to be fair haha would be a ton of fun

    • @badpiggies988
      @badpiggies988 Před rokem

      And to think they decided to translate it into English to appeal to audiences in a country where constant racial stereotypes are heavily frowned upon

    • @anasdomain9994
      @anasdomain9994 Před rokem +1

      Apparently the sonic actors 😅

  • @hyruleluigi5721
    @hyruleluigi5721 Před 4 lety +10

    Jean Pierre... sounds familiar.

  • @toni4157
    @toni4157 Před 4 lety +37

    I’m literally begging for him to talk about Zathura. I swear I thought that was a fever dream till my sister started talking about it and I realized i hadn’t dreamt it up.

    • @daraiekana2688
      @daraiekana2688 Před 3 lety +1

      Zathura is a great movie ok :(

    • @toni4157
      @toni4157 Před 3 lety

      @@daraiekana2688 it is a great move! But I swear I thought I had made it up

    • @infinite.wings.guy.
      @infinite.wings.guy. Před rokem

      @@daraiekana2688 agreed

    • @infinite.wings.guy.
      @infinite.wings.guy. Před rokem

      @@toni4157 it's like me thinking Spirited Away was a fever dream lmao

  • @Tossedtie
    @Tossedtie Před 3 lety +2

    You forgot the part at the end when the kid says "You mean he can be that smart? I thought he was going to make us dinner!"

  • @ro4dtripp160
    @ro4dtripp160 Před 4 lety +26

    7:29 "NOH MEHRCI I AHM FRANCH WE DHRINK WAINE"

  • @josebatxu32
    @josebatxu32 Před 3 lety +3

    I was half expecting jean pier to suddenly manifest a fencing robot while screaming something in engrish

  • @panicatthedisco727
    @panicatthedisco727 Před 4 lety +70

    Please watch "The True Story of Puss'N Boots" I was so traumatized by it, thought I was gonna get Antonio Banderas, the animation is terribly joke! Thanks for bringing bootleg awareness. :D

    • @KorenLesthe
      @KorenLesthe Před 4 lety

      Featuring William Shatner. Special bonus for the bonus features where he speaks french (and quite good, tbh) !

    • @brookhall8957
      @brookhall8957 Před 4 lety

      Are you talking about the 2d 30 minute one that's got little to no animation? Or the 3d one with the squid guy and a girl that can see the truth with a crystal ball? Both described your description...

    • @tessfabled4115
      @tessfabled4115 Před 3 lety +1

      Phelous & Cinema Snob's review of this abomination is golden ;)

    • @tessfabled4115
      @tessfabled4115 Před 3 lety +1

      @@brookhall8957 3D one with squid haha

    • @SugarVampieArts
      @SugarVampieArts Před 3 lety

      Oh god, I saw it as a kid thinking it was the DreamWorks version and it has haunted me and my sister ever since.

  • @WIld-cHILd-1273
    @WIld-cHILd-1273 Před 10 měsíci +3

    Bootleg Pete is a gem and we all know it

  • @greggoryheffley8955
    @greggoryheffley8955 Před 4 lety +44

    14:20 Amanda, Amanda - Paris is...Paris is everything. ("Pari" is the French pronunciation of Paris)

    • @elikuro3141
      @elikuro3141 Před 4 lety +1

      words only a parisian would say XD

  • @aronharvey
    @aronharvey Před 2 lety +2

    I can’t be the only one who feels disappointed that Bionic doesn’t say the full name of the movie. Give it some damn respect. It’s What’s up: Balloon to the Rescue god damit.

  • @Darthalex5000
    @Darthalex5000 Před 4 lety +100

    All the 4Kids voice actors being in this movie was very distracting (looking at you Mike Pollock)

  • @speedyyeety
    @speedyyeety Před 4 lety +10

    jean pierre... jean pierre polnareff??

  • @jonathan_q_arbuckle1976
    @jonathan_q_arbuckle1976 Před 4 lety +90

    I don’t mind watching this another time. 💖

  • @garyo6805
    @garyo6805 Před 4 lety +11

    hm jean peirre, reminds me of a certain character in an anime i watch.

  • @annafromhsm
    @annafromhsm Před 4 lety +127

    when i have kids i’m going to show them all the bootleg versions of movies, but tell them they’re the originals. that way when other kids are talking about movies like Ratatouille, mine will be talking about Ratatoing but they’ll THINK they know Ratatouille and nobody will be the wiser 😼

    • @feap0d
      @feap0d Před 4 lety +28

      Ur cruelll lol

    • @vargenfenrisson1164
      @vargenfenrisson1164 Před 3 lety +3

      knockoff* bootleg is something entirely different.

    • @vargenfenrisson1164
      @vargenfenrisson1164 Před 3 lety

      and dont wait until you are older than 25. either you will run a 60% risk of having Tards and maybe even a high risk of being barren. but if you are a leftie you should gladly wait until you are 40 and do it with a sibling so that the offspring matches your Ideology

    • @annafromhsm
      @annafromhsm Před 3 lety +1

      @@vargenfenrisson1164 thank u for the correction though

    • @casual_speedrunner1482
      @casual_speedrunner1482 Před 2 lety +3

      @@vargenfenrisson1164 Troll detected.

  • @hopepapernacky
    @hopepapernacky Před 3 lety +12

    "Amanda, Amanda. Paris is... Paris is everything."
    I bet I could make a better movie than this. In fact, I might! Who wants to see me make that?

    • @vargenfenrisson1164
      @vargenfenrisson1164 Před 3 lety +2

      judging by the profile picture id actually highly doubt that

    • @zoilnixelyt
      @zoilnixelyt Před rokem +1

      Dude same 💀

    • @hopepapernacky
      @hopepapernacky Před rokem +1

      @@vargenfenrisson1164
      Trust me. My cat could make something better than this.

  • @CrankyB1tsch
    @CrankyB1tsch Před 4 lety +28

    "they don't even call them by their name! it's just french man or china!.....so the french man..." LOL

  • @InstantMyth
    @InstantMyth Před 2 lety +3

    The like was for your sketch...& all of them. Good job, man. Keep it up!

  • @heatherpony
    @heatherpony Před 4 lety +115

    Okay my theory about your hair: you're in between bleaching your hair till you color it again and don't like the color rn so you're wearing that black wig till you reveal it! >_> Right???

    • @slanggemz2419
      @slanggemz2419 Před 4 lety +4

      might want to check out his insta

    • @lukegindlesperger3761
      @lukegindlesperger3761 Před 4 lety +12

      Okay my theory about your comment: you already saw his insta and want to portray that you know something we don't...but real ones know.

    • @heatherpony
      @heatherpony Před 4 lety

      * checks *
      Haha I knew it! What a stupid thing for me to lie about lol.. you can see the blonde piece in the back of his head. I have colorful hair so I can relate.

    • @heatherpony
      @heatherpony Před 4 lety

      @@lukegindlesperger3761 nope but good guess

    • @sincotrodium7385
      @sincotrodium7385 Před 3 lety

      Ye

  • @Kleebler_Skyfall
    @Kleebler_Skyfall Před 3 lety +7

    i remember when my teacher found a bootleg movie that she thought was the real movie (i think it was ratatouille idk it was a few years ago) and me and my classmates just sat there watching that bootleg for i think 20 minutes before one of my classmates pointed out that it was a bootleg... then the teacher just let us draw and play the board games she had it the classroom it was a fun day

  • @jinidavis4735
    @jinidavis4735 Před 4 lety +21

    Thanks for re-upload, now I can see all the comments that complain about your wig again.

  • @vodanykey_5780
    @vodanykey_5780 Před 4 lety +5

    Omg the voice actor for the old man at the very beginning also voiced one of the rats in rattattioing or however the frick you spell that

  • @rosaduva
    @rosaduva Před 4 lety +35

    But why do the characters in the movie look nothing like they do on the cover lol 🥴🤩

  • @booboochild4215
    @booboochild4215 Před rokem +2

    "did you try showing him a fortune cookie" I nearly choked on my drink

  • @Kikicole
    @Kikicole Před 4 lety +41

    I’ll watch this again for ya, but I can promise I won’t be able to stop staring at your “hair” again

  • @ezrastardust3124
    @ezrastardust3124 Před 3 lety +3

    Tbh, the idea of a magic rock that can entrap eldritch beings and use their cosmic energy to mind control people en masse sounds like an interesting premise
    It’d take some expert writing and a whole lotta world building but it could possibly work
    Shame it was wasted on this trashfire

  • @okmeowokmeow
    @okmeowokmeow Před 4 lety +13

    Bootleg Pete is how I got my hands on Atlantic Rim. Tip: putting “mockbuster” in a description doesn’t always make the experience of watching a movie better.

  • @thecatapultdio4717
    @thecatapultdio4717 Před 4 lety +3

    Bootleg Pete sounds like Bootleg Filthy Frank and it makes it even better.

  • @literallyjustaglassofmilk3609

    Sorry but I don’t want to torture my eyes again...

  • @devanpretorius451
    @devanpretorius451 Před 2 lety +6

    Most hilarious movie review I have ever seen, amazing, can't believe how stupid they are to have all these stereotypes, made me laugh at the idiocy.

  • @miguelsilvestrechacon5779
    @miguelsilvestrechacon5779 Před 4 lety +42

    7:05 does he have a friend named *Avdol*

    • @heyyitsjude
      @heyyitsjude Před 4 lety +8

      And a pup named Iggy!

    • @WickedPhase
      @WickedPhase Před 4 lety +11

      and an angsty teen named Jotaro?

    • @justinarts8094
      @justinarts8094 Před 4 lety +2

      @@WickedPhase and a frenchmen called *Polnareff*

    • @evelixin3976
      @evelixin3976 Před 4 lety +9

      @@justinarts8094 and a doughnut named Kakyoin?

    • @ceciliak9256
      @ceciliak9256 Před 4 lety +9

      and an older man named Joesph?

  • @ethanmahler1
    @ethanmahler1 Před 4 lety +3

    You are a warrior I could never sit through this movie

    • @vargenfenrisson1164
      @vargenfenrisson1164 Před 3 lety

      a warrior wouldnt have time to waste watching movies, would either do something useful or be dead.

    • @ethanmahler1
      @ethanmahler1 Před 2 lety

      @@vargenfenrisson1164 obviously not a literal warrior just has a high tolerance

  • @Jess-ee6xg
    @Jess-ee6xg Před 4 lety +21

    11:20 made my dogs start going crazy

  • @andreluizsaleroandrade6484

    "I don't even have words" - Neither did the movie