The Acolyte episode 5 crushed me, ground me into tiny pieces and blasted me into oblivion

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  • @SheevTalks
    @SheevTalks  Před měsícem +492

    I’d like to let everyone know that this video was supposed to come out before the release of episode 7-and it would have, were it not for Disney making it their personal mission to never let this video go up. I had to make 16 different attempts just to push this through the copyright system, and that’s not an exaggeration. Literally 16. And in the process, I had to do a lot of filtering and other ugly editing methods just to appease the Disney overlords, which was especially frustrating because, to be honest, I consider this to be some of my best work, editing-wise (and a big thanks once again to Southpaw for helping me with it, go check out his channel) So I’d like to give my most gracious middle finger to you, Disney, for making me butcher my work. 🖕🏻 Hope you all enjoy!

    • @wisdommanari6701
      @wisdommanari6701 Před měsícem +9

      Original for a Patreon exclusive?

    • @_Night_Guy_14
      @_Night_Guy_14 Před měsícem

      @@wisdommanari6701I’d pay for it👍

    • @SheevTalks
      @SheevTalks  Před měsícem +32

      @@wisdommanari6701 Considering it

    • @Garek_George
      @Garek_George Před měsícem +17

      👉🏽👉🏽👉🏽Dear long-time SW fans,
      Stop acknowledging this tripe. Stop watching. StartCanceling your Dudsney+ and never look back. Stay with the OT and the EU, pre-2012. There are DECADES-worth of solid entertainment out there. 👊🏽👍🏽 Don’t let them make you hate SW. Don’t let themDemoralizeYou.

    • @AliceBowie
      @AliceBowie Před měsícem +6

      ​@Garek_George I stopped after seeing The Force Awakens, and Rogue One. I could see the writing on the walls.

  • @SouthpawLP
    @SouthpawLP Před měsícem +449

    After the many hours I spent editing the first half of this video, I never want to look at a second of this goddamned episode ever again.

    • @Avarn388
      @Avarn388 Před měsícem

      I can’t blame you. I’d want to bash my head if I had to sift through this stuff.

    • @Anonymous-rc7kq
      @Anonymous-rc7kq Před měsícem +3

      Damn😂😂😂😂

    • @dragonshiny7321
      @dragonshiny7321 Před měsícem +7

      Im surprised you are still alive after this. Not even the biggest simps for this show spent longer than 30 minutes reviewing the episode

    • @dronesclubhighjinks
      @dronesclubhighjinks Před měsícem +1

      Thank you very much for your excellent work!

    • @OverHeed
      @OverHeed Před měsícem +2

      I’m so sorry for what you had to see.

  • @lexmyster2580
    @lexmyster2580 Před měsícem +59

    Dooku: "The power of one lightsabre"
    Maul: "The power of two lightsabres"
    Grievous: "The power of mannn *cough cough* yyyyyyyyyy"

  • @CatholicDragoon
    @CatholicDragoon Před měsícem +62

    Every time I hear the word Osha I immediately think 'what's the government labor agency got to do with this horrid plot?'

    • @AshVsEvilFred
      @AshVsEvilFred Před měsícem +5

      You really have to ask yourself what a government agency has to do with a horrible plot?

    • @CatholicDragoon
      @CatholicDragoon Před měsícem +3

      @@AshVsEvilFred ITS. A. JOKE.

    • @Lobsterwithinternet
      @Lobsterwithinternet Před měsícem +2

      It's there to make sure the plot’s not bad enough to mentally scar the people working on it.

    • @Mortimer_RS
      @Mortimer_RS Před 3 dny

      They allowed this to happen so they are equally guilty for this

  • @CyAnKS93
    @CyAnKS93 Před měsícem +185

    Wait so, with episode 7 in mind, why did Mae ever think Osha was dead? Her half of the bridge hadn't collapsed, and she wasn't at the bottom of whatever pit Mae fell into, so the logical assumption would have been that the Jedi had her.

    • @thiccythins785
      @thiccythins785 Před měsícem

      “The Logical Assumption”. Something that eludes Disney Wars eternally

    • @programmedgamer7101
      @programmedgamer7101 Před měsícem +43

      The writing sloppiness just continually stacks and slurries together with this tv show. I didn't even think about that particular detail being incongruent with the professed perspective of Mae. (not that it mattered at all).

    • @ziecheese
      @ziecheese Před měsícem +5

      Sith lied to her probably.

    • @Sizzox
      @Sizzox Před měsícem +2

      Lmfao I hadn’t even considered this xD

    • @gorlack2231
      @gorlack2231 Před měsícem

      She must have believed that the jedi..... killed her.... also? She was gaslit into thinking that the jedi would kill the one fucking person in that cult that actually wanted to join the order, somehow.

  • @LordVaderTyrannus
    @LordVaderTyrannus Před měsícem +179

    Bro must've sold his soul to the devil to finally make it work

  • @OveranalyzingStarWars
    @OveranalyzingStarWars Před měsícem +124

    I've been looking forward to this

    • @SheevTalks
      @SheevTalks  Před měsícem +25

      @@OveranalyzingStarWars Thanks for reminding me-I still haven’t watched your new video yet

    • @OveranalyzingStarWars
      @OveranalyzingStarWars Před měsícem +19

      @@SheevTalks Oh boy, get ready to hear a rant about house assets lol. I feel your pain on the copyright. It took me 11 tries to pass

    • @SheevTalks
      @SheevTalks  Před měsícem +10

      @@OveranalyzingStarWars Jesus. 16 for me 😂

    • @OveranalyzingStarWars
      @OveranalyzingStarWars Před měsícem +6

      @@SheevTalks Godspeed my friend

    • @donovan4222
      @donovan4222 Před měsícem +8

      This is where the fun begins 😏

  • @grandarkfang_1482
    @grandarkfang_1482 Před měsícem +57

    If Qimir was any more competent, not a single Jedi would have left that planet alive.

    • @mrreyes5004
      @mrreyes5004 Před měsícem +8

      Fr that's how you know that Qimir must've injected himself chock-full of Midi-chlorians to get that powerful or something, because there's no way that someone so arrogantly _idiotic_ could've gotten that good with valid training (I.e., opposite of Maul and 2003!Grievous).

  • @CinnamonBob
    @CinnamonBob Před měsícem +73

    4:14 i guess smilo ren is the universal name for this guy now

  • @noahmaldonado5461
    @noahmaldonado5461 Před měsícem +123

    If there was one good thing to come from this episode, lightsaber stabs are finally lethal again

    • @donovan4222
      @donovan4222 Před měsícem +41

      @@noahmaldonado5461 just wait till the finale when all those Jedi he killed survived because of their anger and then kill him with “the power of many” or something

    • @PaiSAMSEN
      @PaiSAMSEN Před měsícem +20

      It's joked in several communities that the "possibly-but-may-not-actually-be-a-Sith" Master has been studying the previous series where named characters survived a single lightsaber stab, so he went out of the way to not simply stabbing them and killed the Jedis by other means even after they got stabbed and are clearly not in the fight anymore.
      - The Keldor Jedi, the Wookie jedi, and another jedi got a nice slashed through torso.
      - Two random Jedi presumably got decapitated after already being stabbed.
      - Yord got his neck snapped.
      - Jecki got stabbed 3 times for good measure.

    • @noahmaldonado5461
      @noahmaldonado5461 Před měsícem +3

      @@donovan4222 the classic "my friends are my power" cliche

    • @DigBick1337-
      @DigBick1337- Před měsícem

      I mean idk man.... they had him stab her 3 TIMES suggesting that 1 stab wouldn't be enough to do the job lmfao

    • @DigBick1337-
      @DigBick1337- Před měsícem

      AND they made him do it by turning his saber on and off 😱 this shows the writers really DO understand star wars‼️because they know this is a sith technique 😱😱‼️⁉️ oh my gosh how deep

  • @Nyrikkio
    @Nyrikkio Před měsícem +69

    Seeing the iconic smiling thumbnail brought a big smile to my face. Can’t wait for the release!!

  • @Lobsterwithinternet
    @Lobsterwithinternet Před měsícem +54

    27:13 At least.
    It would more than likely freak out the entire Jedi Order as they had some random dark-side user pop up and take on a group of 10 Jedi, including a master, and win.
    The Jedi Counsel should be panicking as they institute new reforms to ready all Jedi to be able to fight lightsaber-wielding foes. Not to mention bringing this up with the Senate to convince them to allow them to forcibly take force-sensitive children regardless of what their parents want as well as register all force sensitives to keep track of them.

    • @piotrbuczulinski9369
      @piotrbuczulinski9369 Před měsícem +5

      But it happened before. In eu there was few rogue Dark Jedi like former student of Qui Gon - Xanatos who almost killed Jinn and his padawan. And I agree that after this incident they should've sent whole council on Naboo to encounter Maul just in case. They could go there for funeral so I assume they had could've go there day earlier also

    • @Bannschwert
      @Bannschwert Před měsícem +9

      You forget that the *apprentice* to that Dark Side user already killed 2 Jedi Masters (through trickery, bud dead Masters are dead Masters) and the Master apparently killed Kelnacca before he could even really react. So these are crazy dangerous people from the Jedi's POV.
      Except if the Jedi don't mind a dozen dead Jedi, because they have thousands more. (I heard there were thousands of Jedi in the High Republic. If true, they have 100 years to go down to maybe hundreds)

    • @Lobsterwithinternet
      @Lobsterwithinternet Před měsícem +2

      @@Bannschwert Still doesn't gel with the Jedi Order we see in Episode 1 as hearing about Darth Maul made them worried.

    • @donovan4222
      @donovan4222 Před měsícem +1

      @@Lobsterwithinternet But they don’t know that there is any dark side user, they just think a jedi went rogue and killed people. They expected that sol did it first…

    • @Lobsterwithinternet
      @Lobsterwithinternet Před měsícem +3

      @@donovan4222 And that happens often enough to make it much more likely than running into a fallen Jedi or a random Dark Sider? If that's the case, why aren't they better equipped to fight lightsaber-wielding enemies if they’re that common? And why isn't the Jedi of the Prequels much better equipped and trained in fighting if that's the case? And why can't a Jedi master feel the lingering taint of the Dark Side that would obviously left from a battle with any powerful Dark Side user?
      The issue is that none of these things tracks in any logical way and makes their decisions look more like plot contrivances to push the plot and characters in certain directions regardless of what the previous scenes would indicate.

  • @Jeartozer
    @Jeartozer Před měsícem +11

    Ki-Adi-Mundi at least knew their was a Jedi killer out on the loose, and then lost at least one, if not two full Jedi teams in said pursuit... and was the one who announced the Sith were gone for a mellenia.
    Either he was never let know that close to two dozen Jedi had died mysteriously, or is lying to the High Council... so... not good either way..

    • @Jeartozer
      @Jeartozer Před měsícem +2

      I forgot to mention one of the Jedi that may or may not yet die is one who he has direct communication with, as part of what seems to be a smaller council, perhaps a Head of Jedi Expiditions, who is also either gonna be dead, or find some lame excuse tocfeed him on why 1-2 Dozen Jedi are now dead

  • @HBstudios2005
    @HBstudios2005 Před měsícem +31

    So we went from having a Darth Vader wannabe to a Kylo Ren wannabe XD

    • @mrreyes5004
      @mrreyes5004 Před měsícem +6

      Bruh imagine being wannabe of a wannabe, that's how you know that a villain ain't shit even if they have a flashy 1-v-many fight.

    • @eshaandwivedi4921
      @eshaandwivedi4921 Před měsícem +1

      I mean chronologically speaking, Kylo is an unintentional copy of Qimir.

  • @ResidentTarantino
    @ResidentTarantino Před měsícem +56

    I love that you did the MauLer thing of saying "but anyway" with footage of Boss Nass flopping his cheeks

  • @ClintByrne
    @ClintByrne Před měsícem +32

    Wait till you get to this week's episode.
    Tragically bad

  • @swaviddenson5623
    @swaviddenson5623 Před měsícem +10

    I was hoping he would be revealed as a “sith pretender” and then the real line of bane show up and off him but now that he’s outmatched like 10 jedis then that’s out the window. He’s one of the most powerful force users period.

    • @Fear_the_Nog
      @Fear_the_Nog Před měsícem +2

      Well, now because the actor is so charismatic and made the character actually cool (despite the incoherent writing), I don't want him to be off'd. However, I likewise didn't want Carrie Ann Moss to be off'd within 5 minutes and Sol's character to become utterly incomprehensibly uncool. Then ep 7 happened. I am certain that these writers really have NO idea what they're doing or what things to actually leverage. Jason Mendoza from The Good Place will likely be just another wasted talent like Trinity and Squid Game Guy by the end of the season. It's like Marrok from Ahsoka. Oh, you think a character maybe is cool did you? He's just a bunch of gas, hah! Syke!

  • @savagesandwich9742
    @savagesandwich9742 Před měsícem +11

    My left ear really enjoyed the commentary.

    • @tadpolegaming4510
      @tadpolegaming4510 Před měsícem +1

      Oh good, I thought my headphones were dying

    • @vaggos2003
      @vaggos2003 Před měsícem +1

      Wait, was somethong wrong with the recording of this video?

  • @ETHER3AL2205
    @ETHER3AL2205 Před měsícem +6

    I find the title’s lack of an Oxford comma disturbing

  • @HBstudios2005
    @HBstudios2005 Před měsícem +29

    8:25 not giving it to Vader makes sense since Palpatine deliberately made Vaders suit crappy so Vader couldn't kill him

    • @movieman6456
      @movieman6456 Před měsícem

      Irrelevant, he could use the force to kill him as was Palp’s MO post-ROTS.

    • @robinnvi
      @robinnvi Před měsícem +5

      And yet, Palpatine was without a lightsaber since before Anakin was put into the suit, so it doesn’t matter.

    • @sergioruiz733
      @sergioruiz733 Před měsícem +2

      I also think letting the material itself in the Imperial era be known or see by underlings and Inquisitors wouldn't be a good idea seeing as betrayal and getting ahead by any means necessary in the Empire is paramount.

    • @LordVaderTyrannus
      @LordVaderTyrannus Před měsícem +2

      Not true. In the 2017 Canon Vader comics he asks Vader about the quality of his suit in the very first issue. In issue 6, Vader fixes and modifies his suit on his own with the Force. Star Wars fans really need to learn to stop using Legends to explain Canon.

  • @princeLaharl2
    @princeLaharl2 Před měsícem +5

    Your editor is a WIZARD 😮
    And you are a saint 🙏🏽
    27:04

  • @DaejinTye
    @DaejinTye Před měsícem +4

    I understand the delay between when video was recorded and finally uploaded, and could only think the entire time, "Oh man. Wait until he sees Episode 7!"

  • @Bjack570
    @Bjack570 Před měsícem +8

    Long have I waited....

  • @C-Content
    @C-Content Před měsícem +10

    Glad you finally got it out, youtube’s system is broken 😪

  • @rezz__emiya5948
    @rezz__emiya5948 Před měsícem +3

    Honestly, i really liked this video comparatively to some of the more recent Sheev videos ive watched, mainly because it's full of levity. Desite it being critical it still sounds like you're having some fun, which makes watching a longer video like this a lot easier to do (opposed fo something like the kenobi video for example, which while being good was hard to get through due to the tone it took)
    Shout out Jason from the good place for being the best thing about the acolyte, and shout out the good place as a show for making this show better in reference to it.

  • @penofficial_
    @penofficial_ Před měsícem +8

    As someone who hasn’t watched this show, I don’t think I will

  • @trevorparker6400
    @trevorparker6400 Před měsícem +3

    I don't even watch these shows anymore. I just think it's fun listening to you rip into them

  • @Biodragon882
    @Biodragon882 Před měsícem +1

    rewatching this video over and over to hype myself for the hopefully soon series review, cause good god

  • @yurikendal4868
    @yurikendal4868 Před měsícem +2

    42:00 Ineffective force healing

  • @jasonfrancese8359
    @jasonfrancese8359 Před měsícem +6

    4:14 I wanna defend this part of the show quick. Palpatine easily dispatched three masters, before having difficulty with Windu for a multitude of reasons based specifically on Windu’s own abilities. Qimir is facing more Jedi, but no Masters. Sol is likely the most experienced(capable), and therefore is able to survive. The others, however, are Jedi who not only aren’t masters, they’ve likely not seen as much fighting as those four masters.

    • @StevenZissimos
      @StevenZissimos Před měsícem +5

      Yeah, that's what I thought too. The Jedi that Palpatine fought were Council masters that were considered to be among the best duellists in the Order. The ones that Smilo Ren fought were mostly nobodies.

    • @wisdommanari6701
      @wisdommanari6701 Před měsícem

      Do we know they aren't masters

    • @donovan4222
      @donovan4222 Před měsícem +1

      @@wisdommanari6701 Yes sol was the only master there

    • @donovan4222
      @donovan4222 Před měsícem

      @@jasonfrancese8359 Correct it was sol and a bunch of fodder characters like those Jedi who died on geonosis

    • @corruptangel6793
      @corruptangel6793 Před měsícem

      That's what I was wondering.

  • @joesephovide2942
    @joesephovide2942 Před měsícem +9

    It's like this incoherent show was written by hyperactive children.

    • @akashajones6079
      @akashajones6079 Před měsícem +2

      ....Not at all. What child would write a script this dull?

  • @tk-6967
    @tk-6967 Před měsícem +3

    8:07 To be clear, the reason the CB3s are used a lot isn't because Dooku doesn't have much access to the material, it is because they are too dangerous to Palpatine's plans. If the CIS were to use them in too great a number, the war would be pretty much over. This actually happened in the EU, so Palpatine ended up leaking the manufacturing plant to the Jedi. However, I will say that your point about rarity is still correct since it seems that the CIS only had a few of those factories specifically for the cortosis droids and once those were gone they didn't make any more.

  • @sardonically-inclined7645
    @sardonically-inclined7645 Před měsícem +6

    27:04 I hope your desk is as bad as mine, because I was drinking something when you did this.

  • @flopmotions338
    @flopmotions338 Před měsícem +15

    I would watch an hour of Sheev attempting to do a Yoda impression

  • @matthewchi5292
    @matthewchi5292 Před měsícem +13

    27:04 Ok, but your Yoda impression is actually so good. wtf???

  • @dracu9833
    @dracu9833 Před měsícem +13

    are you gonna cover the rest of the acolyte with videos like this as well, or is this a one-time thing?

    • @daniquemaxwell5070
      @daniquemaxwell5070 Před měsícem +4

      He said he might do it but because this episode had a lot of issues for him that it would be bad for the pacing if he cover the entire season so he just decided to get this out the way

  • @timothybaldwin2322
    @timothybaldwin2322 Před měsícem +13

    The scooby doo reference had me rolling. I thought the exact same thing.

    • @offtheshelfET
      @offtheshelfET Před měsícem +2

      "And I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling twins and your Yord"

  • @McCoyFromSpace
    @McCoyFromSpace Před měsícem +5

    Fucking love the titles of these types of videos 😂

  • @charlez7416
    @charlez7416 Před měsícem +2

    Hot take, Jason should have been the founder of the Knights of Ren, I think it would be cool if the first and the last Master of the Ren Order would be an fallen Jedi. He even looks like Ben Solo after a year in Belarus.

  • @jordan1savage
    @jordan1savage Před měsícem +2

    Great review as always Sheev, yours is the one I wait for above all others. Keen to hear a livestream around episode 6 and 7

  • @Avarn388
    @Avarn388 Před měsícem +30

    I have to commend your patience Sheev. This show really tests one’s patience and sanity with how stupid it is. A lot of these problems could have been fixed or resolved if she redrafted and actually thought about her choices. It’s funny because Arcane I learned it took six years to make. The first half was for the animation and the other half was spent redrafting the script. These writers when they do stuff like not redrafting and hide behind identity politics they don’t realize they hurt their own agenda in the long run. They aren’t forwarding anything. Arcane had LGBT representation and female characters but was very well written. The acolyte could have been that. But nope; we are getting something that superficially plants a flag and expects folks to kiss the ground around it. No thanks. All in all, it’s sad to see what state Star Wars is in now.

    • @colm9419
      @colm9419 Před měsícem

      Star wars is trash
      Unfortunately so is Arcane

    • @DigBick1337-
      @DigBick1337- Před měsícem

      I can't watch any type of star wars media anymore unless it's made by an actual fan, the jedi survivor game is great though

    • @GabesEdtiz
      @GabesEdtiz Před měsícem +7

      @@colm9419Me when I lie:

    • @LordRevan-vi2op
      @LordRevan-vi2op Před měsícem +1

      @colm9419 Arcane is amazing dude what are you talking about?

  • @offtheshelfET
    @offtheshelfET Před měsícem +23

    The Reiner and Bertholt twist from AOT absolutely embarrasses this Qimir bs

    • @Avarn388
      @Avarn388 Před měsícem +1

      @offtheshelfET I have issues with the reveal but yeah it’s leagues better than this one.

    • @offtheshelfET
      @offtheshelfET Před měsícem +4

      @@Avarn388 What issues do you have with the reveal?

    • @donovan4222
      @donovan4222 Před měsícem +1

      AOT is peak

    • @stefanmilovanov3398
      @stefanmilovanov3398 Před měsícem

      ​​​@@donovan4222 Started really strong but aything after S2 was just the creator pulling shit out of their ass. What a fucking terrible downfall that show had. Don't get me started on the final season and ending.

    • @widexawake_
      @widexawake_ Před měsícem +1

      AoT is not "Peak." It's completely fine to enjoy it, but it is by no means what fiction should strive to be. The series contrived itself to keep a mystery hidden from the audience, and then when the reveal happened ALL intrigue abandoned ship, and then the final act enters the room like stale fart, overstays it's welcome, not unlike a stale fart, and shits the bed with that horrific ending. Like I said, it's completely fine to enjoy it, but definitely not "good."

  • @Backfisch5927
    @Backfisch5927 Před měsícem +3

    Maybe jason avoided being stunned with the force, like how vader blocked han shooting at him in empire?
    Although I don't know if that is how vader blocked the shots, maybe his gloves are just blasterproof, in which case this explanation doesn't work

    • @BearthatBaresFoodinBelly
      @BearthatBaresFoodinBelly Před měsícem +2

      Vader used the force on the blaster bolts (at least that's how it was thought of for a long time) thus Rey catching blaster bolts in TROS

  • @Tigger_34
    @Tigger_34 Před měsícem +2

    You’re gonna waste a perfectly good Jedi by making him a security guard. Shhheeesss!

  • @TheOwneroftheIC
    @TheOwneroftheIC Před měsícem +5

    Two lightsabers had made you stronger ever since TCW came out, and every script of this show passed over a certain EP of that show's desk...

    • @donovan4222
      @donovan4222 Před měsícem

      @@TheOwneroftheIC I don’t think it makes you stronger, just a more aggressive fighting style that can take your opponent off guard

    • @Theonewhoknocks408
      @Theonewhoknocks408 Před měsícem +1

      ​@donovan4222 he was joking, in case you didn't understand but you're right two lightsabers allows a more offensive front, but at the cost of a lower defence posture, this show failed to do anything right unfortunately. It would have been cool if they showed Jeckie to be a prodigy with a saber beforehand hence why she's badass, but still have her die due to smylo being a deceptive shithead

    • @donovan4222
      @donovan4222 Před měsícem

      @@Theonewhoknocks408 Idk why the show would have to tell you beforehand, can’t we just assume since Jecki held her own against the sith better than the other characters that she’s better with a saber and had more potential/strength that was slept on? I just don’t see the problem with this.
      If Jecki had damaged Qimir or won the fight I could see an issue, but she literally dies after like 15 seconds of fighting, I just don’t see why people would be mad about that.

  • @GOODYGOODGOOD789
    @GOODYGOODGOOD789 Před měsícem +4

    Yeah, Sheev Talks is back with him giving anthropomorphic actions to what he reviews.

  • @baronjutter
    @baronjutter Před měsícem +2

    Star wars fights are entirely based around the idea that the audience isn't allowed to remember to think about anyone who's off camera.

  • @rileyhedrick9651
    @rileyhedrick9651 Před měsícem +2

    "only defining character is that she's a good person." We would thing that wouldn't we? No. she can be whoever she wants and date hot sith dude.

  • @lsixty30
    @lsixty30 Před měsícem +6

    One point you made that I’ve only heard here is that any Sith after Bane *should be* a renowned and influential person. This show aside, that’s a cool thing to keep in mind about the sith, that they played a long con, gathering power and increasing it from one generation to the next.

  • @isucktrustme8672
    @isucktrustme8672 Před měsícem +3

    occupational health and safety administration is better than the ex jedis real name😄

  • @Bello-xe1dd
    @Bello-xe1dd Před měsícem +4

    For the comment you said about Palps being the culmination of Sith power I agree with, but the Jedi 'Smilo' faced weren't Jedi masters, let alone the finest swordsmen the order had to offer. If for example, Mace Windu were invoved, the fight may have been more skewed against him or just outright in a loss. Not to say that 'Smilo' isn't powerful, just that the Jedi he was fighting were more towards the weaker side, and Palpatine was probably more force-power sided and physically past his prime. I have no doubt that Sheev would have owned him if both of them had to fight each other, even in a lightsaber duel, where Palpatine is at a significant disadvantage.

    • @Bello-xe1dd
      @Bello-xe1dd Před měsícem +1

      Also, this for the comment around 3:55. Overall, I agree with most of the points presented, and I appreciate the criticisms you present, although it is harsh at times.

  • @ziecheese
    @ziecheese Před měsícem +4

    That force push isn't that crazy man. Cal kestis does about as much

    • @CRYSTAL_CUSTOMS
      @CRYSTAL_CUSTOMS Před měsícem +1

      Not on force users

    • @ziecheese
      @ziecheese Před měsícem

      @@CRYSTAL_CUSTOMS works on 9th sister in fallen order.
      Heck, by looking up the boss fight I realised sheev is doubly wrong , ninth does the same ground pound attack. I'm pretty sure trillas final boss form does too .

    • @donovan4222
      @donovan4222 Před měsícem +1

      @@ziecheese yeah regular Jedi padawans/knights aren’t that strong…like on geonosis hundreds of them die to battle droids

  • @sean4929
    @sean4929 Před měsícem +1

    I hadn't watched the episode and listened to your live stream. Watching this was realy good, because even though it's the same arguments being put forward by you, having the visuals of the show alongside is very helpful and highlights how incredibly dumb this show is.

  • @andrewcosta5001
    @andrewcosta5001 Před měsícem +4

    Release it now, i wanna watch

  • @alexkerr1762
    @alexkerr1762 Před 28 dny +1

    We need more sheev yoda impressions

  • @merikmalhads1676
    @merikmalhads1676 Před měsícem +1

    Omg I just figured out the vision that she is seeing. Remember in the flashback episode of 7 they say the girls are one entity split in two? Osha is seeing the original individual

  • @EmperorsWrath
    @EmperorsWrath Před měsícem +5

    Rest In Peace Yord, you will be missed. Give my regards to Wade.

  • @TheGalacticNerd19
    @TheGalacticNerd19 Před měsícem +1

    This is where the fun begins

  • @Starlit43
    @Starlit43 Před měsícem +17

    Sheevs top 5 bad takes ranked!
    5. Acolyte episode 5 - He doesn’t like it because he hates how a woman has a lead role. That’s all he talked about.
    4. Phantom menace review - While not better then the sequel Trilogy its still a 9/10 movie. Dual of fates and pod racing were the worst parts though.
    3. Bad batch S3 review - the most depth I have ever seen from Star Wars. Insane character Arcs, plots that have so many layers and characters with so much personality.
    2. Clone wars review - obsessed with the EU and the lore. Complaining about every pixel on the screen
    1. Andor review - easily the worst thing Star Wars has ever done. A complete snooze fest. Let’s hope S2 gets canceled!!

    • @weyjosh5213
      @weyjosh5213 Před měsícem

      andor was good. too intriguing for your pea brain

    • @weyjosh5213
      @weyjosh5213 Před měsícem

      whats wrong with andor? didnt sheev like andor

    • @theeviloverlord7168
      @theeviloverlord7168 Před měsícem +1

      Huh?

    • @Lobsterwithinternet
      @Lobsterwithinternet Před měsícem

      This is your brain on Disney Star Wars.
      Any questions?

    • @macree01
      @macree01 Před měsícem +1

      Disliking a character and actively discriminating against someone because of their sex are two very different things. My suggestion to you is that if you're going make such a serious accusation you better have more than a bullet point accusing said person of it.

  • @Skerp-wy4ei
    @Skerp-wy4ei Před měsícem +2

    I think he doesn’t like the acolyte

  • @skyslasher2297
    @skyslasher2297 Před měsícem +4

    8:06 isn’t cortosis also more brittle than normal armor materials?

    • @hqer
      @hqer Před měsícem +4

      Yep. Pure cortosis is brittle and short circuits the lightsabers. Alloyed cortosis is resistant to lightsabers and is also strong against other weapons but does not short circuit the lightsabers, iirc.

    • @corruptangel6793
      @corruptangel6793 Před měsícem

      It's used as weapons and armor throughout the old EU. The Imperial Knights, for example, had bracers, chest plates, greaves, and shoulder pouldrens made of cortosis. The video shows a dagger made of the stuff shorting out Vader's lightsaber, and in the Bane trilogy, it was mined to near extinction (it's why it's so rare) to be used to enhance armor by the Republic and Brotherhood alike.

  • @marioj6878
    @marioj6878 Před měsícem +2

    @3:17 surround the domicile? dude they were parked in one group, single file about a stone's throw from the front door. at best, I'd give them like 45 degrees of the 360 needed to surround it. BTW i love this channel and everyone in it. keep up the good work!

  • @macsmith2013
    @macsmith2013 Před měsícem +1

    Boy, I'm sure you absolute loooooved episode 7. 🤣

  • @blazingtoken1162
    @blazingtoken1162 Před měsícem +7

    Glorious

  • @ShadowOfTheSPQR
    @ShadowOfTheSPQR Před měsícem +3

    Fuck me, this mind reading crap has really gone off the rails hasn't it. The bar ever lowers.

  • @supercellcyclone6468
    @supercellcyclone6468 Před měsícem +1

    8:09 re: Why not give Grievous/Vader/anyone else cortosis armour, disregarding the obvious out-of-universe answer of "It didn't exist yet", the in-universe answer I would give is that Sith are selfish and paranoid. As much as Grievous is loyal to Dooku, giving armour to a 4-armed guy with 4 lightsabers that you have personally trained just seems like a recipe for getting yourself killed if you ever need to fight him. The same goes for Vader, Palpatine always intended to trash Vader for a better apprentice, and Vader was well-aware of that fact because he was the one who trashed Palpatine's previous apprentice; hell, even the suit is designed to hold him back, so why would Palps then give it a bonus? The current Disney comics show that Vader mods his own suit and prosthetics, but he's never added cortosis either because he was unaware of its existence, didn't know how to get it, or just didn't want it because he's proud of his own abilities.
    The short of this is that I think Sith not using cortosis can be explained in-universe through a mixture of pride and fear. And before you say "Well Palps should have worn some as the master, to protect himself", my answer to that would be that Palps doesn't seem to put much stock in lightsaber fights because he's so strong in the Force he can just lightning anything and everything. This is the dude who wears nothing but robes all the time and didn't draw his lightsabers in the OT, so I think I'm fairly safe in this assertion.

  • @-De9d
    @-De9d Před měsícem +3

    I understand your opinions and you looking at it critically is very interesting to me and I enjoyed the video however I still enjoyed this episode while I watched it

  • @davedavis2132
    @davedavis2132 Před měsícem +7

    When he showed the director's quote talking about the 'twist', that everyone should be able to figure it out etc...
    Pained me so much when I think of all the shows that subtly give hints such that you can miss it on the first watch but watch it back and everything the character does starts to make sense... and you can see everything that you missed
    not hidden, just subtle
    please Disney get some people who actually know how to do this shit

    • @donovan4222
      @donovan4222 Před měsícem +1

      @@davedavis2132 There’s literally a scene in episode 4 when Qimir accidentally says “I” when talking about “the master” lmao as if they couldn’t make it any more obvious

    • @nanashi4147
      @nanashi4147 Před měsícem

      More like Palpatine or what? 😂. They’re doing a great job it’s you guys who need contacts and your ears cleaned.

  • @ZephyrKitten742
    @ZephyrKitten742 Před měsícem +2

    Having not watched the show the thing that stands out to me after watching your video is how there's a lot of potential for actually cool ideas that I know won't be fulfilled. The idea of a "pretender Sith" actually sounds really cool, like maybe Jason (I kept thinking you were calling him Jacen) is a devout follower of the dark side who becomes enthralled with the Sith through his research/work with antiques and relics. With most of the galaxy believing the Sith to be extinct, it wouldn't be outrageous to assume he would wish to revive the order, but his drawing attention to himself would not only draw the scrutiny of the Jedi, but also the ire of the actual Sith. You talking about the Legends depiction of the major Sith players as disguising themselves as mild mannered power brokers could lead to a cool plot point where a seemingly innocuous side character could in fact be the true Sith lord, and they could manipulate the protagonists into disposing of the wannabe Sith or otherwise provide indirect assistance. Because one thing I always liked about the Sith was the idea that they were always hiding in plain sight, but the Jedi were so unable to sense their presence that they literally got away with murder.

  • @ashen-one--x
    @ashen-one--x Před měsícem +3

    yeah!!! cant wait!!

  • @Darkington
    @Darkington Před měsícem +7

    Jecki's performance in her duel against Smylo Ren is consistent with Disney's rule of Jedi training making you worse at fighting.

    • @donovan4222
      @donovan4222 Před měsícem +4

      @@Darkington I think the duel was fine…she got a little mental amp and held her own for a bit against a Sith Lord…padawan obi wan pretty much did the same

    • @mattparsons2045
      @mattparsons2045 Před měsícem

      @@donovan4222Her pushing the offensive on a guy that just teamwiped a squad of jedi knights without waiting for Sol to back her up (which no one knows why he didnt anyway? He was right there) is a poor move and seems to contradict Jedi defensive figthing and it got her killed so that is a little weird. It could have led to some interesting action if they really leaned into Sol and Jecki fighting in tandem, using the force to move each other around more than just once. In regard to Obi...Well the difference is Maul was about even with 2 Jedi at once, and only managed to kill Qui Gon after separating him from his partner. Qimir just killed like 5 other jedi, I assume all knights at least. And then suddenly he's having an issue dealing with a padawan. Even the element of surprise of his metals shouldnt be enough to justify that big of a dropoff. Personally though the fact that she does ultimately get beaten would let me forgive that detail. I just figured I'd point out what other people's hangup was.

    • @donovan4222
      @donovan4222 Před měsícem

      @@mattparsons2045 If you would have preferred them fighting in tandem I think that’s fine, I just don’t think Jecki holding her own for like 10 seconds breaks the power scaling or anything.
      Everyone Qimir killed was a Jedi knight or Padawan. As we can see by the geonois battle, a lot of the Jedi knights/padawans can be pretty fodder and die pretty easily. But there are some padawans more skilled than others, so we get things like padawan Anakin being able to fight Dooku for a bit, Padawan Obi Wan taking down Maul, or Padawan Jecki being able to fight Qimir for a bit. I think that’s fine…people are reacting like she did damage to him but she still died after like 10 seconds.
      Also, when it comes to Maul vs Qimir, Maul was fighting a master and Padawan at the same time. When he fights Qui Gon alone he defeats him, showing he’s at least Jedi Master level.
      Qimir on the other hand when he fights master Sol 1v1 does actually lose….so assuming Qui Gon is as strong as sol, Qimir could actually still be weaker than Maul.
      Maul is defeated by a padawan Obi wan but no one gets mad because we know Obi wan has the potential to become a master, if Jecki had survived she could have had that potential as well.

    • @mattparsons2045
      @mattparsons2045 Před měsícem

      @@donovan4222 well it wasnt just the mask breaking, she had a whole mini fight with him earlier which she also survived. Tho he really couldn've killed her at the end but didn't a confusing choice. Like I said, its not a hill I'll die on but I get what people are saying. As for Obi, he had pretty much lost the fight, was dangling and won with a force jump trick...which also isnt something I really love either. Like Maul was standing right there, did he not expect Obi to jump? Just cut him on the way up. The potential thing is a point I would accept if we had any idea what these people skills were before this fight, but we just dont. They never to my knowledge make any comments on the skills of Jecki or Yord in terms of sabers. Honestly one line about someone questioning Jecki's presence and Sol replying with that she's a prodigy with a saber and will be a knight any day now would be sufficient. Little touches like that really make a story a lot cleaner.

    • @donovan4222
      @donovan4222 Před měsícem +1

      @@mattparsons2045 Yeah I agree, I kind of got the implication that Jecki was supposed to be good with sabers because of some behind the scenes stuff with her actress practicing…but as is par for the course with Star Wars they don’t explain much.

  • @TheSEAempire
    @TheSEAempire Před měsícem +5

    Stop nitpicking.

  • @coomodus2592
    @coomodus2592 Před měsícem +1

    You can’t blame Sol for not killing Smilo Ren when Kenobi had two chances to kill Vader and didn’t…😂

  • @twicejaeger6997
    @twicejaeger6997 Před měsícem +2

    8:25 only thing I disagree with so far, why would Palpatine give Vader an armor that makes it more likely for him to win if he ever tried to kill him as the sith usually do to their masters? I know lightning counters Vader but it kinda feels like an unnecessary risk on his part, and if sheev was fine with it i don’t think Vader’s pride would let him use it regularly

  • @mac1991seth
    @mac1991seth Před měsícem +1

    Smilo Ren, Jason, Discount Ezra Miller, Asian Ezra Miller, Thirst Trap... but you may call him "Sith".

    • @donovan4222
      @donovan4222 Před měsícem

      @@mac1991seth lol wtf he doesn’t look like Ezra miller

  • @yurikendal4868
    @yurikendal4868 Před měsícem +1

    22:20 Sol could have pulled smilo s lightsaber from him

  • @capitalcitygoofball1987
    @capitalcitygoofball1987 Před měsícem

    Yeah the magic helmet material is in the league with "why doesn't Tony Stark have vibranium armor" or "if the super soldier serum is so easy to make..." I need an explanation. anyway I assume Vader did have Beskar armor at least in his shoulder armor. He didn't take any real damage from Luke's saber.

  • @nracryz8231
    @nracryz8231 Před měsícem +2

    It's out! Now I gotta catch up on the damn show

    • @daniquemaxwell5070
      @daniquemaxwell5070 Před měsícem +1

      No, save your sanity it's not worth it

    • @nracryz8231
      @nracryz8231 Před měsícem +1

      I enjoyed it so far tho! (watched episode 4)

    • @alexiserlexcc
      @alexiserlexcc Před měsícem

      @@nracryz8231did you watch the fucking video or not

    • @nracryz8231
      @nracryz8231 Před měsícem

      @@alexiserlexcc No Ill watch it after I catch up man

  • @harrambou9468
    @harrambou9468 Před měsícem +1

    Ohhhh shit here we go

  • @jodanger37
    @jodanger37 Před měsícem +5

    Thank you. This episode deserves more hate. This is the worst by far. It’s atrocious anyone thought this was even passable, and the fight choreography is some of the worst I’ve ever seen
    And it’s Leslie headlands favorite episode

    • @donovan4222
      @donovan4222 Před měsícem

      I think the fights were very cool actually, probably some of the best saber fights in live action I’ve seen

    • @stefanmilovanov3398
      @stefanmilovanov3398 Před měsícem +3

      Seriously, even the biggest critics admit the fight was amazing. I know people just hate to hate at this point but at least try not to come off as a complete moron.

    • @akashajones6079
      @akashajones6079 Před měsícem

      ​@@stefanmilovanov3398...Oh dear

    • @Saeronor
      @Saeronor Před měsícem

      @@stefanmilovanov3398 So some unspecified "they" are admitting the fight was amazing? Do you also happen to know what they think was so amazing about it or did your imagination only extend so far?

  • @ChaoticRushu
    @ChaoticRushu Před 5 dny

    28:12: The line at 28:03 does say obliged.

  • @exzession4919
    @exzession4919 Před měsícem +1

    The Acolyte feels like a fanfic somebody had written while sitting in a strip bar, being on multiple drugs, and having sex with multiple people. Normally, I can enjoy Disney Star Wars Content for shutting my brain down after work. But at this show, my brain sends me to sleep because it has to many questions about why the characters have done the next stupid thing.

  • @Itsjustavy
    @Itsjustavy Před měsícem +2

    Good video.

  • @SP649thereal
    @SP649thereal Před měsícem +1

    jason is just build dif

  • @twilimess
    @twilimess Před měsícem

    Jason looks like Ezra Miller and you can't unsee it once you notice it

  • @mow_cat
    @mow_cat Před měsícem

    man, the "Occupational Safety and Health Administration" be getting feisty...

  • @jonathanplooij3666
    @jonathanplooij3666 Před 18 dny

    great video

  • @wartex28
    @wartex28 Před měsícem +1

    -technically a witch Ritual is Not a Vergence in the force because it is a Event where the force Shows by itself
    - Sol Bond to the Twins makes No sens because they Are just two Girls he saw once and act‘s Like he watched them growing up
    -Torbin literally killed himself for something he did start himself
    -Why did the mother use a weird Force Power the Jedi Never have Seen and can be easily be Seen as an Attack

    • @donovan4222
      @donovan4222 Před měsícem

      @@wartex28 The scene where the witch mother died made me laugh out loud….Mae runs up to them while they are talking and says “help” then for some reason, the night sister takes a fighting stance and Torbin draws his saber (why? Who knows), then instead of diffusing the fight, the witch mother starts screaming and doing what looks like some kind of black mist attack, so Sol stabs her for some reason (lol) and then she gaslights him like “I wasn’t even goona do anything bro!” And just dies. What a star war.

  • @bigdoubleu117
    @bigdoubleu117 Před 23 dny +1

    ...Ok, no other reviewer noticed the Force Healing...
    Which I literally just don't understand the decisions at this point regarding it.
    If anything, arguments could be made that Force Healing is fine in the Sequels because it takes place so far into the future that it doesn't affect Anakins' story...
    But with Disneys constant additions with Grogu being able to Force Heal, and now it appears before the Prequels...
    It's so dumb.
    That was one of the main points for Anakin turning to the dark side.

    • @Mortimer_RS
      @Mortimer_RS Před 3 dny +1

      I still remember when people justified the force healing in the sequels because it was a thing in the expanded universe (in KOTOR for example) but then Disney made all of that uncanon so it didn't even matter in the end.
      Good times.

  • @JesterDangerous
    @JesterDangerous Před měsícem

    Does moondee being 100 years older, making him b*tch killed by Clone troopers worse?

  • @SWANSWAN-nc7ds
    @SWANSWAN-nc7ds Před měsícem

    Jedi feel like they just get random guy a robe and call them Jedi the only guy seem to act like a Jedi is Sol.

  • @Arcadia_warlic
    @Arcadia_warlic Před měsícem +2

    I agree with the overall assessment, and Acolyte is certainly middling, but I shall now nitpick the nitpick. No ill-will, nor am I defending it.
    4:11
    I assume this is supposed to be an in-universe point, but the Jedi Council Members are much stronger than the random masters and such from the High Republic. Not only are they higher ranked, but they also have progressed more in the decades since, especially past the war-time of the Clone Wars, so Sidious not being able to immediately rag-doll the four is not exactly comparable. I imagine in the mysterious Sith's position, Sidious could have done the same, if not better.
    8:03
    Some say the CB3 was purposefully scuttled because it was actually too effective, and would make the war too lopsided, so that does not conflict.
    8:10
    Likely did know he was going to be sacked and thus not necessary to armour. Might also be too heavy, for him.
    8:30
    Not certain he needs it, but Cortosis is also relatively fragile compared to his actual armour and Vader is also constantly pelted with other attack vectors, so it might not be worth the trade-off.
    9:30
    Could have both a Cortosis weave and some other material that can shut out force manipulation. Not quite a metal, but, for example, the Ysalamiri could project a bubble which had similar effects. Should be explained, though, yes.
    12:20
    Hands/assassins, and even apprentices can be taken in even if their trickery/guile makes up for their lack of direct strength. Albeit, I am not certain what the plan of the "Sith" even really was, with her.
    14:13
    Unfortunately a common point in the new canon. Also happened in Rebels with Kanan, or Clone Wars with Kit Fisto, and it was just as inane there. Does make one question wherefore the Jedi are not making dual-wielding standard issue if it is so effective.
    26:45
    There have been other darksiders the Jedi have been quietly dealing with whom they do not consider Sith even before the Acolyte (though I suppose it would be on the show to communicate this better). In fact, in Legends, Yoda encounters one of these who lets slip that the Sith might still be alive, with a master and an apprentice. The idea they are alive is dismissed, but this was the explanation of how they knew about the Rule of Two. They could foolishly dismiss the darksider here, similarly, though I agree the power displayed for a non-Sith is suspect.

    • @donovan4222
      @donovan4222 Před měsícem +1

      @@Arcadia_warlic The main reason I’m not worried about the power scaling is because Sol was the only Jedi master there. The rest of them were not as powerful, they were like all the fodder Jedi knights and padawans who died on geonosis.

    • @Arcadia_warlic
      @Arcadia_warlic Před měsícem +1

      @@donovan4222 Precisely. The greater numbers are not enough to make up the difference.

  • @corruptangel6793
    @corruptangel6793 Před měsícem

    Here's the problem with opening a fight scene between force uses with telekinesis. Telekinesis is an instant win ability, and when you show that it can be used outside of special circumstances, it begs the question why he didn't just snap all their necks, rupture organs, or literally blow their heads off. I had the same issue with episode 1.

  • @argkitsune
    @argkitsune Před měsícem +7

    > "Yeah, dude, this is our version of Duel of the Fates!"
    > look inside
    > it's shit

    • @diegodankquixote-wry3242
      @diegodankquixote-wry3242 Před měsícem

      *>Stuck inside
      >skeleton dead inside verse

    • @donovan4222
      @donovan4222 Před měsícem +1

      Was duel of the fates good? It was just a flashy choreographed fight with cool music. It’s not like Obi wan, Qui Gon or Maul are these well written fully realized characters with any kind of connection to each other in the movie anyways.

    • @argkitsune
      @argkitsune Před měsícem +3

      @@donovan4222 Duel of the Fates doesn't have shit lighting. Hope this helps!

    • @donovan4222
      @donovan4222 Před měsícem

      @@argkitsuneI thought the lighting was fine, was not hard for me to tell what was happening at all tbh

    • @argkitsune
      @argkitsune Před měsícem

      @@donovan4222 Good for you

  • @darksideorseid6300
    @darksideorseid6300 Před měsícem

    During the trailers, I remember all the people trying to damage control keeping the Disney brand when the scene of the jedi being pushed back alive saying, "Oh It was something else" "it's a misdirection, they're not gonna fight!"
    Guess they were wrong, lol

  • @ModernSurvivalSense
    @ModernSurvivalSense Před měsícem +1

    Thanks for taking the time on this video.
    I’m betting they’re going to try to write this off as “force witch” nonsense. It still breaks canon… but I 100% believe they will be playing word semantics.

  • @calvinmcfalls9801
    @calvinmcfalls9801 Před měsícem

    I have an image I took of Yord in episode 1 where he has his shirt off and looks like he peed himself when Jaqui and Sol entered… his death just made me yell out in frustration and confusion and fear of whatever else was going on at that moment, was praying they’d do another “his head wasn’t snapped, he just twisted it and gave him a good massage!” But I think he’s really dead guys… the only guy who cared about the mission and he’s dead…

    • @calvinmcfalls9801
      @calvinmcfalls9801 Před měsícem

      The image I used as a meme template for wondering what Disney’s thing is for Shirtless male actors… then Episode 6 or 7 came out… and I wondered what even was going on in Headland’s mind… perv (if you’ve seen the episode you’ll know why I’m saying that)

  • @JacenSolo0
    @JacenSolo0 Před měsícem +1

    Actually, the motivation for Luke turning to the dark side is pretty thin in rotj and signalled Lucas's descent into lazy writing.
    Tapping into his anger has nothing to do with him turning on and betraying his friends which is what Palpatine wanted him to do.

    • @corruptangel6793
      @corruptangel6793 Před měsícem

      "But beware the dark side. Fear, anger, aggression. The dark side are they, quick to join you in a fight."
      "Quicker, easier, more seductive."
      "If, once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny. Consume you it will! As it did Obi-Wan's apprintace."
      - Yoda, ESB
      Luke gave into the dark side because he is literally sensing everyone he knows and cares for fighting and dying in real time. All that fear and pain as their lives are snuffed out en masse, Luke would have FELT all of it, and the cause of all that pain, fear and death is sitting smugly in front of him, taunting him. Then, the second time he gave into the dark side was because of the fear of Leia being targeted and turned to the dark side in his stead.

  • @priyankarudra3654
    @priyankarudra3654 Před měsícem +1

    That’s Jason from the good place???

  • @GerardMenvussa
    @GerardMenvussa Před měsícem

    Oh wow! Almonda actually had a facial expression there for a moment 😲