ANOMALY PREPARES FOR THE APOCALYPSE (HOW TO SURVIVE)

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  • How to survive the apocalypse - tips by Anomaly.
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  • @stopeidthoughts1089
    @stopeidthoughts1089 Před 4 lety +2306

    plot twist: they're fatting anomaly even more so it can last them years.

    • @salvest3rr
      @salvest3rr Před 4 lety +32

      Lost the 5 remaining IQ I had left watching this. GG

    • @TheBassdGuy
      @TheBassdGuy Před 4 lety +5

      They are fattening him so they have food for years

    • @comradedyatlov199
      @comradedyatlov199 Před 4 lety +1

      Very naice!

    • @Keccsmiii
      @Keccsmiii Před 4 lety +6

      11:40 top right corner thank me later maybe its mamanomaly

    • @kalle48
      @kalle48 Před 4 lety +3

      "it"

  • @alexcarlson9601
    @alexcarlson9601 Před 4 lety +1374

    Anomaly: "i am the last person alive"
    *procedes to spray his face with toxic chemicals*

  • @SuperMarsovec
    @SuperMarsovec Před 4 lety +732

    I just realized something . I've been watching a man on youtube wearing a skimask every video for about 5 years. What is my life.

  • @brandonwang7817
    @brandonwang7817 Před 4 lety +641

    Everyone else: wash your hands and self isolate
    Anomaly: B E A N S

    • @posstaldude
      @posstaldude Před 4 lety

      THE B E A N S

    • @sussexsifter458
      @sussexsifter458 Před 4 lety +1

      The true dayZ TACTICAL MOVE

    • @LDGRXR
      @LDGRXR Před 4 lety +1

      Cannot lie at this point eating beans is more logical than washing ur hands every 1 minute, let's be real, everyone especially boomers are overreacting

    • @ogorkiszony_
      @ogorkiszony_ Před 4 lety

      *_-Beans?-_*

    • @posstaldude
      @posstaldude Před 4 lety

      kaRriHaN *beans.*

  • @bioweapon9146
    @bioweapon9146 Před 4 lety +2106

    I feel like his father's just a sound board in this one.

    • @dazedledzep3891
      @dazedledzep3891 Před 4 lety +46

      Bio Weapon I just realized and the more I listen the more I notice it too

    • @w.e.b1368
      @w.e.b1368 Před 4 lety +4

      Loading_Snake yeah cus sweeden is in lockdown

    • @MortyMortyMorty
      @MortyMortyMorty Před 4 lety +5

      Wait that could be true actually xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    • @MortyMortyMorty
      @MortyMortyMorty Před 4 lety +2

      And we wouldnt even notice

    • @cykadebil1452
      @cykadebil1452 Před 4 lety +1

      i wood be too

  • @caramelski7139
    @caramelski7139 Před 4 lety +2252

    If they run out of supplies papanomaly is probably gonna eat anomaly.

    • @verloxius4442
      @verloxius4442 Před 4 lety +117

      the other way around

    • @wwvndd
      @wwvndd Před 4 lety +4

      xd

    • @saltyfrenchy4324
      @saltyfrenchy4324 Před 4 lety +82

      I wouldn't blame him
      Anomaly himself is worth at least a month of meat

    • @starcryptgaming
      @starcryptgaming Před 4 lety +25

      his fat will protect the vitals. Papanomaly will die from exhaustion before he gets there.

    • @lukassettergren3963
      @lukassettergren3963 Před 4 lety +6

      He would have food for the rest of the year

  • @eliassamulin6608
    @eliassamulin6608 Před 4 lety +527

    Me: Can i have swaggersouls?
    Mom: No we have swaggersouls at home
    Swaggersouls at home: 6:17

    • @mannfred1440
      @mannfred1440 Před 4 lety +1

      @waffeltek shut The fuck up

    • @djhinx9586
      @djhinx9586 Před 3 lety +1

      @waffeltek
      Try not to cut yourself on that edge homie

    • @wijayawilantana1332
      @wijayawilantana1332 Před 3 lety +1

      @@MAJZKLUANI RAUSE and Bread Boys: am I a joke to u ?

    • @djhinx9586
      @djhinx9586 Před 3 lety

      @waffeltek I don't need to try, my life's going pretty good

    • @djhinx9586
      @djhinx9586 Před 3 lety

      @waffeltek ah right fair enough, follow my twitch thx ill do it in about a week

  • @alcorex8409
    @alcorex8409 Před 4 lety +43

    6:19 the good sounding Russian mic on csgo

  • @1caaru5
    @1caaru5 Před 4 lety +971

    Anomaly is the only person on this earth that can still be seen in camouflage

  • @charlesmoloney4900
    @charlesmoloney4900 Před 4 lety +369

    Anomaly: I don't want them to mind control
    The government: what mind?

  • @LDGRXR
    @LDGRXR Před 4 lety +218

    Anomaly:*lives in Malta for 1 year*
    Also anomaly: Malta is a country in the something *OCEAN*

    • @agentlibra5703
      @agentlibra5703 Před 4 lety +1

      The Atlantic

    • @LDGRXR
      @LDGRXR Před 3 lety +3

      @@agentlibra5703 Malta is a country in the Mediterranean Sea

    • @agentlibra5703
      @agentlibra5703 Před 3 lety +2

      @@LDGRXR nah it's a country in the Atlantic ocean

    • @LDGRXR
      @LDGRXR Před 3 lety +1

      @@agentlibra5703 I don't know if you are being sarcastic or not

    • @LDGRXR
      @LDGRXR Před 3 lety +1

      @@agentlibra5703 cuz it's not in the Atlantic it's in the Mediterranean sea, just below Italy

  • @DeanLian907
    @DeanLian907 Před 2 lety +4

    6:04 holy shit, anomaly predicted the future

  • @bige8293
    @bige8293 Před 4 lety +349

    Italy: literally dying
    Malta: vaping and laughing at coronavirus

    • @giacox6119
      @giacox6119 Před 4 lety +1

      North Infected and South Migrants.... Malta needs peace.

  • @triledink
    @triledink Před 4 lety +78

    3:33 imagine going out in the woods just to see a floating supreme logo.

  • @dunkelhufe3963
    @dunkelhufe3963 Před 4 lety +95

    Every normal individual : Hey, we can handle this, everything will be alright
    Everyone older then 40 : 5:52

  • @CancerBed
    @CancerBed Před 4 lety +15

    1:53 anomaly disappeared but you can still hear his voice and see the chair moving

  • @MatijaSircelj
    @MatijaSircelj Před 4 lety +464

    Anomaly:
    I am the last person alive!
    Also Anomaly:
    "can't open a can of beasn"

  • @CptRussiaXD
    @CptRussiaXD Před 4 lety +337

    I'm just stocking up on Monster Energy during these times

  • @hidden5174
    @hidden5174 Před 4 lety +5

    When i clicked on this video i got an ad about getting in better shape, and he’s helped over 400.000 ppl, i skipped the ad and then i saw Anomaly in this shape looool

  • @grayed.
    @grayed. Před 4 lety +37

    Mr beast : donating 1mil meals to food banks
    Anomaly : eats all the beans

  • @dreammfyre
    @dreammfyre Před 4 lety +233

    Anomaly is now talking to Papa even when he’s not there.

  • @deoris5778
    @deoris5778 Před 4 lety +291

    No one
    Anomaly: so basicaly

  • @panzerjagertigerausf.b
    @panzerjagertigerausf.b Před rokem +3

    5:48 -- 6:09 bro predicted everything

  • @haze598
    @haze598 Před rokem +6

    he predicted russian zombies of our current year!

  • @bigburrito7378
    @bigburrito7378 Před 4 lety +162

    Malta: Is in the Mediterranian Sea
    Anomaly: Its in the something Ocean

    • @emelgiefro
      @emelgiefro Před 4 lety +4

      Id say that also but i remember its anomaly so i just shut up

  • @surprisefunnies3423
    @surprisefunnies3423 Před 4 lety +79

    Anomaly: Where is he?
    Papanomaly: Yes

  • @Santos-jb9oq
    @Santos-jb9oq Před 4 lety

    I am going through some heavy shit and you are the only thing keeping my head up and on this earth.

  • @geezeegee6788
    @geezeegee6788 Před 4 lety +24

    Malta: is going to be infected*
    Anomaly: hey guys anomaly here, the end of the world is happening

  • @rostlv3644
    @rostlv3644 Před 4 lety +108

    Normal youtubers : buys tripod/stand for camera
    anomaly: Puts his dad to hold a camera and pays in beers
    respect

  • @adrian.2165
    @adrian.2165 Před 4 lety +50

    Anomaly : has mask to protect himself from inhaling dangerous chemicals
    Also Anomaly: 5:17

  • @aliolcay1907
    @aliolcay1907 Před 4 lety +3

    11:00 onion with beans, I love it😋😋😋

  • @m.a.g.4881
    @m.a.g.4881 Před 4 lety

    IM ITALIAN and i love this video! You are one my favourite youtubers that are helping me in quarantene!

  • @oerikr6892
    @oerikr6892 Před 4 lety +249

    Anomaly: “I’ll hunt food when the world goes to shit” also anomaly: *hits moniter with his hand and screams*. Me: god what an apex predator

  • @tbk34ch
    @tbk34ch Před 4 lety +154

    Boomer humor: "I hate my wife"
    Millenial humor: "I hate my life"
    Gen Z humor: 9:55

  • @lloydowen4341
    @lloydowen4341 Před 4 lety

    Your channel is so underated i just started watching you yesterday and im hooked i watch this channel and your gaming csgo one

  • @sheem7402
    @sheem7402 Před 4 lety

    This is the best mukbang vid i've watched so far

  • @nos1895
    @nos1895 Před 4 lety +50

    Everyone:panic
    Anomaly: Makes an aluminium helmet

  • @jonasandersen6609
    @jonasandersen6609 Před 4 lety +54

    Anomaly in camo: hides in grass
    Anomaly with no camo: hides in snow because he is so pale

  • @prodbysnow
    @prodbysnow Před 4 lety +32

    me: 1:50
    also me: *lord, please forgive what im about to do*

  • @supernovaw39
    @supernovaw39 Před 4 lety

    The last seconds of these videos are always the best.

  • @Nappepappe
    @Nappepappe Před 4 lety +183

    Linda's friends on girls night:
    "So what does your fiance do for a living?"
    Linda:
    "Can we talk about something else?"

    • @savv_0154
      @savv_0154 Před 4 lety +30

      linda is his sister

    • @osthyvel100
      @osthyvel100 Před 4 lety +38

      big man you’re so wrong

    • @hcontunes
      @hcontunes Před 4 lety +11

      Guys still confused about this 😂

    • @xd1712
      @xd1712 Před 4 lety +1

      @@osthyvel100 do you have proof?

    • @trixzonia2050
      @trixzonia2050 Před 4 lety +7

      @@xd1712 he talked about it on his streams

  • @Cireee1512
    @Cireee1512 Před 4 lety +62

    the absolute worst thing that anyone can have, like ever. is trying to eat a meal while watching your videos.

  • @pjguitar9932
    @pjguitar9932 Před 3 lety +2

    That shalom part gets me everytime

  • @chefv-dawhmedia
    @chefv-dawhmedia Před 4 lety +7

    Title:How to survive in the apocalypse
    Anomaly: *also chokes on a ladle full of beans*

  • @paqe9377
    @paqe9377 Před 4 lety +21

    6:34 "Autismus Prime"

  • @blatantblasphemer7317
    @blatantblasphemer7317 Před 4 lety +8

    11:00 the kind of quality content we are all looking for

  • @YAKO1598
    @YAKO1598 Před 4 lety

    This is the best mukbang I’ve seen 10/10

  • @Wjg
    @Wjg Před 4 lety +10

    9:38 anomaly after these beans

  • @ignaskulikauskas3918
    @ignaskulikauskas3918 Před 4 lety +25

    Malta: no trees or green grass
    Anomaly: buys a camo clothes to "blend in"

  • @aceofspades9845
    @aceofspades9845 Před 4 lety +60

    Imagine you're taking a walk near the sea, trying to think of something else other than the shit going on and hear 5:13 and look up to see that LMAO

    • @zenous4585
      @zenous4585 Před 4 lety +1

      Looks like hes cooking meth

  • @Metriyama
    @Metriyama Před 4 lety +8

    I work in a hotel in Bali, on Dec 2019 I remember hosting like 20 Italian and they said to me they were going to China close to new year xD

  • @Kanding3000
    @Kanding3000 Před 4 lety +7

    people: * panic buying *
    anomaly: am ok

  • @robono7387
    @robono7387 Před 4 lety +28

    When anomaly talks with aluminium around his head, the sound from when it shakes is just like russian mic on CSGO 6:19

    • @ax1s663
      @ax1s663 Před 3 lety

      Now i know how they do it

  • @JK-pc3wq
    @JK-pc3wq Před 3 lety

    By far this is the best intro ever
    Change my mind

  • @Limondero
    @Limondero Před 4 lety +57

    *_Imagine if in this video there are no papa, it's just prerecorded sounds..._*

  • @razkuyy8300
    @razkuyy8300 Před 4 lety +72

    10:46 did anomaly make a sarcasm about people from Facebook who believe that garlic/onion can cure Corona virus

    • @razkuyy8300
      @razkuyy8300 Před 4 lety

      @Geo Movies I'm not a memer so I don't know how to make meme

  • @Aerox90
    @Aerox90 Před 4 lety +18

    1:50 - I paused for a brief moment to go open the door for my sister, and when I returned back to my chair - I had a GIANT ASS covering my whole screen 😐

    • @pluto2875
      @pluto2875 Před 4 lety +4

      "What are you doing step bro?"

    • @itsxexy6252
      @itsxexy6252 Před 4 lety

      @@pluto2875 a 24 yr old is playing with his own ass
      Gay:100

  • @dmnk_btr3456
    @dmnk_btr3456 Před 3 lety

    If I will be a history teacher some day , I will show this to my studends as a very correct example of how people prepared for 2020

  • @xxxonakillstreak9734
    @xxxonakillstreak9734 Před 3 lety +5

    * eats breakfast at tacobell *
    10 minutes later in the office bathroom: 10:06

  • @NxtFresh
    @NxtFresh Před 4 lety +8

    6:20 high quality sound design

  • @jadomado3911
    @jadomado3911 Před 4 lety +20

    2:58 he turned himself into a pickle

  • @boykapubg2645
    @boykapubg2645 Před 4 lety +5

    Beans:"vegetable"
    Papa:you need some vegetables too
    Beans:am i joke to you?

  • @yanickadler3941
    @yanickadler3941 Před 4 lety

    this is the funniest video yet change my mind

  • @KillMeIfYouCanPL
    @KillMeIfYouCanPL Před 4 lety +14

    6:17 Autistomaly turned into low budget SwaggerSouls XD

    • @dumsoshi
      @dumsoshi Před 4 lety

      dude thats exacly the same thing i wanted to type but i checked if someone said it already and yes

  • @brunofb2248
    @brunofb2248 Před 4 lety

    Anomalys got so much shit laying around hes never gonna get bored

  • @landonklemm7949
    @landonklemm7949 Před rokem

    I love onions more than most people, but I can't believe he took that many bites from an onion like that and took it like a champ. Mad respect.

  • @lucaguys2887
    @lucaguys2887 Před 4 lety +12

    Anomaly: i think i am the only survivor of malta, and you as well
    His mama and sister: are we a joke to you

    • @xlshakeit5081
      @xlshakeit5081 Před 4 lety

      Linda isnt his sister

    • @slavikpodufalov
      @slavikpodufalov Před 4 lety +1

      xlShakeIt wtf he said that she is his sister like 500 times on youtube

    • @lucaguys2887
      @lucaguys2887 Před 4 lety

      @@slavikpodufalov yes but when he eats beans he said that he was the only survivor with his papa

  • @yef2811
    @yef2811 Před 4 lety +17

    3:50 Anomaly: where do i blend in? looks at the trashcan

  • @0nopulse
    @0nopulse Před 4 lety

    the AAAAAH makes the video even better every time

  • @p1x3lpl4yz
    @p1x3lpl4yz Před 4 lety +7

    Ah yes, my favourite, *A L U M I N I U M S K I M A S K*

  • @typiclroze1365
    @typiclroze1365 Před 4 lety +59

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Anomaly: Uses papa after every sentence he say

  • @layton2629
    @layton2629 Před 4 lety +37

    10:19 I’m pretty sure that’s just Haix’s everyday diet

  • @jjonas5969
    @jjonas5969 Před 4 lety +9

    0:16 this is the moment when anomaly lost the ads

  • @mlkp4227
    @mlkp4227 Před 4 lety +9

    6:33 He looks like a silver camo minion

  • @Fx2real
    @Fx2real Před 4 lety +4

    whoever has anomaly in their basement will survive the apocalypse
    because you can feast off of him for years

  • @technofan2886
    @technofan2886 Před 4 lety +6

    6:42 Imagine seeing this out of your window at night.

  • @A.d92
    @A.d92 Před 4 lety

    Do more of these videos they are funny AF 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ciornykinderbueno
    @ciornykinderbueno Před rokem

    this guy jumped to the next level

  • @cookie_mc4937
    @cookie_mc4937 Před 4 lety +4

    Anomalys basement is filled with monster energy, beer and children...
    Like to get free toilet papper and hand sanitizer

  • @huskyts6124
    @huskyts6124 Před 4 lety +8

    His neighbors in a few days will be knocking on his door like: Yall got some of them BEANS!?

  • @qrylix
    @qrylix Před 4 lety

    I would like to see your airsoft gun collection back in Sweden. That would be a cool video for the second channel.

  • @pitzo5555
    @pitzo5555 Před 4 lety +13

    "Italy is the hotspot of coronavirus"
    Imma connect to hotspot shield

  • @domasmangruda2489
    @domasmangruda2489 Před 4 lety +20

    6:03 that moment when you turn on you’re motorcycle

  • @stoovi
    @stoovi Před 4 lety

    Please bring Papanomaly to High Chaparral in Kulltorp..
    Uses to travel there alot when I was younger. Recommended!

  • @TonyMontana-nu8cz
    @TonyMontana-nu8cz Před 4 lety +1

    Shalom from israel my friend
    Hope u will survive the corona times like i do
    ❤❤

  • @isekaitanya901
    @isekaitanya901 Před 4 lety +5

    humanity: might go extinct
    Anomaly: 8 hotdogs

  • @clexaray
    @clexaray Před 4 lety +9

    Nobody:
    Anomaly: imma make a *foil helmet* to not get *mind controlled*

  • @azus4554
    @azus4554 Před 4 lety +10

    Everyone: **dying of corona virus**
    Anomaly: **makes joke of it**

  • @alexrusanu9138
    @alexrusanu9138 Před 4 lety

    Beans with onion is fasole cu ceapă, one of our favorite meal in Romania

  • @oscarsj3348
    @oscarsj3348 Před 4 lety +5

    3:09
    You should have screamed “TUUURBOUNGEE”

  • @thatsme4229
    @thatsme4229 Před 4 lety +4

    Me: looks at notification
    Also me: oh god

  • @rEd1337
    @rEd1337 Před 4 lety

    This video is literally a showcase of my Escape from Tarkov stash.

  • @kittzy3598
    @kittzy3598 Před 4 lety +2

    "You can still flex on the dead" - Anomaly moments before Italy invaded Malta

  • @nokedlih9141
    @nokedlih9141 Před 4 lety +10

    8:58 - Ok I'm gonna learn
    9:03 - Me after 5 mins of learning

  • @calise3261
    @calise3261 Před 4 lety +9

    1:10 "I hope they spit on my burger" *eats chicken sandwich*

    • @NFSl0
      @NFSl0 Před 3 lety

      well, chickenburger?

  • @logancave9438
    @logancave9438 Před 6 dny +1

    The Glock just chilling on his desk 😂😂😂

  • @fluxso2723
    @fluxso2723 Před 4 lety +4

    *society collapses*
    Anomaly: u can still flex on the dead

  • @tobias_cz8719
    @tobias_cz8719 Před 4 lety +4

    5:52 I knew you will say that. OMG I can read your mind! So everybody can read my!

  • @captainoblivious_yt
    @captainoblivious_yt Před 4 lety +54

    10:38 My public speaking skills in a nutshell

  • @vattu0
    @vattu0 Před 4 lety +1

    Baked beans and onion mukbang asmr (relaxing)