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nou, als je het zo bekijkt, eigenlijk wel, maar dat kan je ook met Duits zien dus nee, niet echt. edit: that we can smoke, doesn't mean we always use them. edit 2.0: i'm sorry i screwed up your joke, but it's true! true!
@@celestynya And a lil bit øf French and Hebrew, mainly with furnature and føød terms, and Hebrew because apart frøm Dutch, it has a gutteral G including its dialects such as Flemish, Afrikaans, and west Frisian.
And that's yet another one up on the tally of people who don't know what colourization means or when it is applied. Now we'll just wait for the obligatory "r/woosh" reply to my comment and we'll have a full set of morons.
Pretty common in Nordic countries it seems, because even in Finland we greet eachother by saying "vammanen" = disabled, or by saying the N-word, or by just casually telling eachother to suck a cock.
Legit, no austrian says Heiliger Schwede...germans say it. Austrian swearing is "wos isn leicht mir dir foisch hawara? Brauchst a watschn oda wos?" since austrian is a very strong dialect of the german language, you can't even google what I just said because google will be like "What the hell am I supposed to do with this?"
CP-lag=The inofficial word in Swedish for rubberbanding i.e. when your character stutters and teleports around because of lag. PS: CP is an extremely common swear word, especially if your born after like 1980. Everything can basically be CP-something. An old, annoying lady bothering you? CP-kärring(hag). Don’t like how your hair looks today? CP-hår(hair). Your computer crashes all the time? CP-dator(computer). Etc
FUN FACT: I've actually been using Swedish swear words (I'm from the UK) that I've picked up from you, Ola Englund (guitar YTer), and several Swedish death metal bands at work to avoid trouble (I work front-of-house in a Supermarket Cafe so y'know, kinda in the public eye) and also in general. Helvete, Fan, Javlar, Fitta and several combinations of the aforementioned are my go-to 👌🏻 Kuksugare and Skitstovel (cba with the accents) are also personal faves that weren't mentioned ;L
Half of Anomaly's fans contain of dumbass kids who make cringe jokes so they can get anomaly's attention so he can heart the comment, but yea ur right about that i dont even want to see the comment section sometimes from the cringe
I started learning swedish through your vids, first sentence i knew was "din mama är en hissen". Thx for teaching me to call someones mom an elevator!!
For the people who didn't already know, rackarns/rackare was the people back in the middle ages who were sentenced to picking up the faeces from the street that the people threw out the window because they couldn't flush their toilets back then.
pls do a video where you go to denmark!!! i live i denmark and wanna se a video where you go to denmark or do a video about denmark!!! and this video is so funny cuz i understand some of the words!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
One of my favorite ways to swear in swedish is to combine ”hor-” (which is like the version of ”hora” that can be combined with other words) with thing that are like bad. For example, if i stub my toe on a shelf I shout ”horskåp!!!” (Skåp meaning shelf)
This was interesting, thanks for sharing Anomaly. I like learning swears in other languages so that I don't say something absolutely awful in another language by accident
finnish peasant sitting in Malta swearing in swedish
Mr. Worldwide
ok
But how he do it
han gör det
More like finnish peasant swearing in swedish and speaking english at malta
I finland i only speak finland
English: "Pervert"
Swedish: "Snus Coomer"
there is another word "pedofil" instead of "snuskhummer"
SnUs CoOmEr!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
When the Coomer is Snus!!
General Lös Snus Coomer
SnusCOOMER
sAtaN MEaNs SaTAn
“Yes The Floor Is Made Out Of Floor”
Out*
P E R K E L E
mono means one and rail means rail
Flo gang
420 likes. Noice
5:32 wants beer but realises its a energy drink
OMG that’s the funniest thing I’ve seen today😂
Alternative title:
How to greet people in Sweden.
Kioskmongo XD
Step 1: You dont
Danilo, odakle si brate moj 🇭🇷
@@goranpetrovic35 Evo mene iz hrvatske
sneknullad
As a swede the combinations were the funniest thing ever
Håller med (agree)
ASSÅ FYFAN HAAHAH
I was so confused they were just laughing and I was so confused
tarmbög
ditt användarnamn är samma som min klasskompis smeknamn, coincidence?
As a Swedish person, this is hilarious in many levels.
Tusan!!!
@@slent5346 har du problem med din hjärna?
@@craftah nej det har jag ej det jackob galen är en fucked up sonic oc troll
Lillhogge ikr its amazing
Så jäkla sant
Anomaly: it’s kinda a bad swear word cuz it’s a decease
Dutch people: allow us to introduce ourselves
Kanker ❤
Jaja kanker grappig weer
G E K O L O N I S E E R D
Haha de grappig
Tering
Video: how to swear in swedish
Anomaly: rackarns
Attans
Satan
Haha e du svensk are u swedish
Riksunge
4:05 “its pretty bad to call someone a disease”
-the dutch: are you challenging me?
Ah yes, but dutch is... something interesting
it's like german mixed with english but the person who mixed it smoked 5 joints before doing so
nou, als je het zo bekijkt, eigenlijk wel, maar dat kan je ook met Duits zien dus nee, niet echt.
edit: that we can smoke, doesn't mean we always use them.
edit 2.0: i'm sorry i screwed up your joke, but it's true! true!
@@celestynya oh boi you wouldn't want to talk bad about us.
@@celestynya And a lil bit øf French and Hebrew, mainly with furnature and føød terms, and Hebrew because apart frøm Dutch, it has a gutteral G including its dialects such as Flemish, Afrikaans, and west Frisian.
bulltag NL kerel heb je gezien voordat de winkels dicht moesten een hele rij bij coffee shop voor weed lmao
Blackbeard was a myth, the real one was named "Crackbeard"
Kapten tjackskägg
Some of these had me in tears even though I dont speak Swedish. The swedes man, their language and expressions are just great.
Anomaly: *Do it for content*
Me: *Planning to trash talk in cs with Swedish swear words*
du luktar flensost din mustare
Say DumFan
Gang Gang Du luktar brieost :)
du är en tjock turbounge
Say Dum Jävel = Dumb SatanD ish
Who needs duolingo when we have this
PEPEGA
yeah but who's gonna spank me when i forget to study😳
you can use both
you have 2 dead memes in one comment :(
@@juuppi ?
5:32 papa scared of energy drink 2020 colorized
And that's yet another one up on the tally of people who don't know what colourization means or when it is applied. Now we'll just wait for the obligatory "r/woosh" reply to my comment and we'll have a full set of morons.
@@praktexemplar8082 damn
@@praktexemplar8082 you sound fun 😅
@@less._.7066 of course. At the very least, more fun than the joke I'm dismantling.
@@praktexemplar8082 äh käften humor e subjektivt och din kommentar va onödig som fan
America : *Says* "White"
Some random girl : "Urgh thats so offensive"
Sweden : *Casually calling each other a desease*
Pretty common in Nordic countries it seems, because even in Finland we greet eachother by saying "vammanen" = disabled, or by saying the N-word, or by just casually telling eachother to suck a cock.
@@illzzu in denmark we call each other gay or fat like its normal
@Proud to be white yes
@@meatballsupreme5586 yeah you are you Danmark you gay
@@emilromeo you said "Danmark" fucking idiot. Where you from *Danmark* ?
Stuff do in Quarantine:
Learn Swedish Curse Words ✔️
@Oscar Magnusson chill
@Oscar Magnusson chilla turbounge
@Oscar Magnusson men jag lär ju ut svärord 🙄
@Oscar Magnusson chill turbo
5:30 That moment Papa wants to take the beer but he realized that it was monster, jeez how scared he was xd
bruh olla
8:30 best moment
That's my personal favorite moment.
Verz pfp?
10:25 he looked like a completely different person
looks like anomaly's younger brother
You forgot "Kioskmongo" and that you can put "Jävel" behind basically any noun.
In german, "Kioskmongo" would mean "Newspaper stand downie" and I think that's very deep.
*fjell åpe*
*fruskjävel*
Fjolla tho
@@babanbausb7225 It does in Swedish too
Austrians have a funny sware word: "Heiliger Schwede" it literally mean "holy swede"
Same in germany
@@dx3av32 you know austria speaks german, right?
Btw that isnt really a swear word?
@@ryangoslingIRL oh fuck I read Australia xD you say it like instead of holy fuck but no one really uses this anymore
Legit, no austrian says Heiliger Schwede...germans say it. Austrian swearing is "wos isn leicht mir dir foisch hawara? Brauchst a watschn oda wos?" since austrian is a very strong dialect of the german language, you can't even google what I just said because google will be like "What the hell am I supposed to do with this?"
hej anomali älskar dinne videor de är mega roliga, och älskar att titta på dem. Keep up the good work
I love how anomaly’s content and craziness has never changed. CZcams changes but Anomaly don’t
i almost died after you made the word "turbounge" i almost laughed to death
@xHarux3 when he has an energy drink
Haha same here
No no no bkack doesn't
@@sindrejensen665 when the kid with ADHD has a energy drink
(ALMOST DIED XD)
The whole world: How to cure Covid-19
Anomaly: How to swear in Swedish
no lol other youtubers do the same content all the time too
arnasbc fuck off
Well now you know how to react to the Covid-19 in Swedish
Leif you fuck off
those swedish combos or verb-swear words work all in german really well😂😂😂
Great work Anomaly, You actually made a good video again!
HaiX: How to Swear in Russian.
Anomaly: Howdy 🤠
Hejsan :) *
The timing is insane, i just watched haix "How to Swear on Russian"
Minutes later u upload this xd
frenk SAME
hello there
Oh yeah... It's all coming together
They prob like in team speak or discord and they like
We should make video about how to swear in swedish and rússian
@@LatinoGuy Haix made his vid like a month ago i think.
"we are going to start with the more *_Child friendly_* swear words.."
5:32 Papa almost grabs Ludde's energy drink, but once he sees that it's not beer he gets scared almost.
Literally has a list going from A to T on the left and a list from 1 to 20 on the right and still counts on his fingers what letter is what number :D
😂😂😂
Autist lol
Oh shit
supewr autism
As a Norwegian the combinations were the funniest thing ever
Guleböj o flaxeving 😆😆
Samme for en dansker
Ikr, being a Norwegian watching this is hillarius
@@fatksi5702 I f***ing died watching watching this hahah. I cried so bad. I'm a norwegian 2
being a swedish person the combos were even more hilarious
Har fan aldrig skrattat så här mycket förut speciellt mot slutet
Skrattar alltid när jag tittar på era videos
“ballad” used to say that you are just basically gay
It means having a nice and pleasant walk in french
@@gamergod-vf9hx sounds gay to me
@@ZeeroGamingTV fuck.
this is Ballas country
Even I, who is swedish, learned shit from this
Yeah same lol
Litet svordom förråd du har
mikael samma här sin turbo unge
Driev TRUE
@@axelebenstrand1728 turbo cp satan
Sweden at it's full potential.
As a Swede I can say I was laughing like a maniac
"Seventeen old men" sounds like one of that kind of videos you wouldnt get out of your head ever again after watching it...
"Oh yes, i love streetman, i want him inside of me"
*s w e d i s h*
I've waited soooooo long for this video. Thank you so much!!!
you guys never fail to make me laugh xD
Nobody:
Anomaly: Turbounge
lololo
HAHAHHA
Anomali är Turbounge
"Oh no my balaclava broke" Guess he's a mom now
This is grate, pls make more! 😃
0:09
Anomaly: "today"
Subtitles: "No"
The drug addicted man behind my library
“Crackbeard”
When you’re swedish but haven’t heard some of the examples:
(confused Skånskt noise)
Random Internet Operator you mean when you’re danish?😏
Babbe?
hässleholm gang
Gå tillbaka till Danmark *spott*
rasisternas dröm i form av Klippan.
Thank you mr anomaly and old mr anomaly.
When papaanomaly almost takes energy drink and he's reaction to it is like 5:32
CP-lag=The inofficial word in Swedish for rubberbanding i.e. when your character stutters and teleports around because of lag.
PS: CP is an extremely common swear word, especially if your born after like 1980. Everything can basically be CP-something. An old, annoying lady bothering you? CP-kärring(hag). Don’t like how your hair looks today? CP-hår(hair). Your computer crashes all the time? CP-dator(computer). Etc
Is not swearword tho
bra skrivet där mannen
Alldeles för sant
The most common ones are "CP-unge" och "CP-barn", which both means "retarded child".
@@deeremies2266 no, but CP is still a serious (very so) disease
FUN FACT: I've actually been using Swedish swear words (I'm from the UK) that I've picked up from you, Ola Englund (guitar YTer), and several Swedish death metal bands at work to avoid trouble (I work front-of-house in a Supermarket Cafe so y'know, kinda in the public eye) and also in general. Helvete, Fan, Javlar, Fitta and several combinations of the aforementioned are my go-to 👌🏻 Kuksugare and Skitstovel (cba with the accents) are also personal faves that weren't mentioned ;L
CHERYMVF i usually go with "Böghora" which basically means Gay Whore. Makes no sense but Swedish swearing makes no sense in general😂
@@Rick-og9un true, Swedish words in general don't make sense sometimes.
Anomaly: Extra demonitized
CZcams video: *has ads*
Its so fun loopings at it Witherspoon subtitles
When you're early and there are no funny comments :(
S U C C
Half of Anomaly's fans contain of dumbass kids who make cringe jokes so they can get anomaly's attention so he can heart the comment, but yea ur right about that i dont even want to see the comment section sometimes from the cringe
@@Ceausescu_enjoyer like you nerd
8:17 I like how he still says his abcs when the number is right infront of him
we need a part 2
Sehr gut anomaly🤠
5:31 Papanomaly's biggest mistake😂
I have been waiting for this episode for 4 years, thank you mister, god bless you
My personal fav is satfläsk! Such a classic
"Does mama know?" *Video Cuts*
HaiX: How to swear in Russian.
Anomaly: hehehe
Anomaly: i don't know why you would call people a disease
The Dutch: hold my beer
This is a good language learning channel
I keep getting beer ads on videos with papa in it
2:25 i died when he said oni chan lmao
10:21 «Oh yes, i love streetman, i want him inside of me»
xD
He actually said: Oh no, my mask broke haha
GD Hexy no shit
I started learning swedish through your vids, first sentence i knew was "din mama är en hissen". Thx for teaching me to call someones mom an elevator!!
what the actuall fuck???
Norwegians watching this dying of laughter too
10:19 oo almost a face reveal almost
his face is on google
@@tomf0olery i know its just what he hasn't like made a official face reveal
For the people who didn't already know, rackarns/rackare was the people back in the middle ages who were sentenced to picking up the faeces from the street that the people threw out the window because they couldn't flush their toilets back then.
Anomaly: uploads video with swedish swear words.
YT: i'll allow it.
pls do a video where you go to denmark!!! i live i denmark and wanna se a video where you go to denmark or do a video about denmark!!! and this video is so funny cuz i understand some of the words!!!
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
wait, fan means devil? So when he says "I love my fans" he says he loves his devils?
bruh
@@sweppyy8928 bruh
It's literally devil but we usually use it as fuck
@@Skitare_ so you're saying he also likes his fucks? As a virgin?
@@Nightmareioo basically
2:09 jesus that scared the shit out of me
I wrote them down. Thanks for teaching me Mr. Anomaly
The best video yet
Neighbors tired of hearing Anomaly yelling fixing their walls to be soundproof: drilling for one day
Anomaly: 0:06
"Learning Swedish with Anomaly, first lesson:"
As a swede, anomaly even thought me new words....
One of my favorite ways to swear in swedish is to combine ”hor-” (which is like the version of ”hora” that can be combined with other words) with thing that are like bad. For example, if i stub my toe on a shelf I shout ”horskåp!!!” (Skåp meaning shelf)
Nobody:
Anomaly and his dad: soo kiddos u want to know how to swear in swedish
When you find out the video is about Swedish swears not English
@@monkeychromosome
And swear not svear
@@ole7492 sorry not best at english
@@pablotheultimateboi2160 nah no problem
@@ole7492 it was a joke but im really not best
My favorite is "Ägg Hora"
4:58 was the funniest moment when he tried to explain it but loses his shit trying to
im going to memorise this
The title: how to swear in swedish
Me: blyat
Блять*
This was interesting, thanks for sharing Anomaly. I like learning swears in other languages so that I don't say something absolutely awful in another language by accident
As a norwegian guy i cant be more proud of you anomaly
i dont know why but the first thing that came to my mind when you said TURBO UNGE was the struggle your dad must have had when you where a child
Anomaly coming in with all the Boomer swearwords that nobody uses anymore
Nice.
Spanish guy going zo swedish store:"Hola!"
*gets punched in the face*
¡Hola!
10 mins later,
WASSUP ESPORTAL
thats a good idea
Thanks for the new favorite swdish word, steam profile with picture and named weapon in CS! I'll post it here when I'm done :D
@Ptao Tom Nah, went with Sneknullad :D
As a swede i can confirm that anomaly knows his swedish swearwords. A man of quality.
Papanomaly watching anomaly knowing so much swearing: proud papa vision
im gonna write down turbo-unge
Funniest shit ive heard
Best Anomaly vid ez