Apple’s Latest Innovation: Copying Spotify

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  • @oblati
    @oblati Před 8 lety +11889

    I think they didn't invent coppying. They just copied it

  • @dropout
    @dropout  Před 9 lety +915

    • @RobertoAntonioBerrospeMachin
      @RobertoAntonioBerrospeMachin Před 9 lety +29

      That was hilarious!

    • @MercuryWolff
      @MercuryWolff Před 9 lety +1

      CollegeHumor LOL

    • @orekihoutarou6107
      @orekihoutarou6107 Před 9 lety

      You mean Pandora?

    • @KeybladeMasterSpike
      @KeybladeMasterSpike Před 9 lety +4

      Adam Lmao Well, with Pandora, I myself am more likely to find more music that I haven't heard of, yet I would like. Plus, I can't find some Japanese artists on Spotify. Not hating on Spotify or anything, it's good when I use it on my PS4 to replace any dull music on my games, but on the go I prefer Pandora.

    • @masayukifujita7000
      @masayukifujita7000 Před 9 lety

      ***** photos2.appleinsidercdn.com/prototype-130311-1.jpg
      It's their prototype of the iPhone (not iPad, btw). It actually proves Apple invented the iPhone. Yeah, maybe Apple did copy Spotify, but stop going on to saying that Apple copied EVERYTHING.

  • @hornywolfwanwan8738
    @hornywolfwanwan8738 Před 5 lety +3057

    2015 - Apple copied Spotify
    2019 - Apple stole Spotify
    *BRUH*

    • @HzUltraX57RBLX
      @HzUltraX57RBLX Před 5 lety +18

      And also my S10 also doesn't say anything close to that.

    • @desgard
      @desgard Před 5 lety +39

      @@lautenschlaegerlyrical1838 no, it is not.

    • @ShilohPark
      @ShilohPark Před 5 lety +45

      @@lautenschlaegerlyrical1838 it's not the default music browser. I have a Huawei Mate 20 Pro, and the default is the app titled "music". Spotify is just another app to download. like Skype or Twitter.

    • @nathantruitt2740
      @nathantruitt2740 Před 5 lety +44

      @@lautenschlaegerlyrical1838 nobody mentioned that android is an operating system and doesn't "own" things

    • @silloweet
      @silloweet Před 4 lety +27

      @@lautenschlaegerlyrical1838 How can an operating system own a music company

  • @adomcbado
    @adomcbado Před 5 lety +1995

    This hasn’t been more relevant than it is now after spotify’s new ad lmao

    • @Davidzz137
      @Davidzz137 Před 5 lety +48

      It's always been like that, now that apple is becoming more greedy and spitting at their customers Spotify is taking advantage of that, making it public

    • @Mana_Maui
      @Mana_Maui Před 5 lety +6

      Fury Senseyy Spotify is greedy. Rip off their artist.

    • @jordyjossel
      @jordyjossel Před 4 lety +3

      How can I find that ad

    • @Jack-qu3qz
      @Jack-qu3qz Před 3 lety +2

      @@Davidzz137 yea thats companies for ya

    • @mcchilde2903
      @mcchilde2903 Před 3 lety

      @@jordyjossel yeah I wanna know too

  • @yahshaunyahu
    @yahshaunyahu Před 8 lety +6449

    "So how does apple music work, imagine you're using Spotify" lmao

  • @Evanz111
    @Evanz111 Před 9 lety +1414

    This parody was flawless. How do you make shit like this in so little time? Yet still people complain non-stop and say that CollegeHumor is going downhill.

  • @pratapsinghuuwngifhgj2476
    @pratapsinghuuwngifhgj2476 Před 6 lety +277

    “imagine using spotify.”....................
    that silence there. 😂😂😂it was truly amazing.

  • @Gestdv
    @Gestdv Před 5 lety +2964

    Who's watching this on 2019 after watching Spotify's video complaining?

  • @plushycat7944
    @plushycat7944 Před 9 lety +479

    "Now, introducing the new iPhone 10!" *Pulls out iPad* "Wait what? No no, it isn't the iPad it is the iPhone 10."

    • @CritScratch
      @CritScratch Před 9 lety +55

      Plushy Kitten "it also bends...but dont try or you'll break it"

    • @TUNDRA2529
      @TUNDRA2529 Před 9 lety +125

      Plushy Kitten "We decided to take a different approach, and copied ourselves"

    • @djamadi100
      @djamadi100 Před 9 lety

      And every one will still buy it

    • @djamadi100
      @djamadi100 Před 9 lety +1

      Innovation except for me. Android for life

    • @TheJudofreak1
      @TheJudofreak1 Před 9 lety

      Everyone complained about how small iPhones were in comparison to the Samsung S III back in the day and now that you have one, all you do is complaining about that its to big. Seriously I don't get you android fanboys. Sure Apple is a bit to pricy but guess what: Can't afford it? Don't buy it!
      In fact, same goes for every other product from every other company...

  • @hattrickster33
    @hattrickster33 Před 8 lety +1323

    Invents copying but doesn't let you copy and paste.

    • @eddydrouet1888
      @eddydrouet1888 Před 8 lety +21

      +Nahid Islam first iPhone ever didn't have copy & paste in text

    • @psuede3775
      @psuede3775 Před 8 lety +18

      the first iphone cant just fuckin update to the latest software ya know. its pretty old and not capable of nearly as much

    • @canpiv09
      @canpiv09 Před 8 lety +9

      Nah, other people were busy copying other people's stuff long before Apple was a thing. They just thought it was a good idea.
      Because no, even their decision to copy shit wasn't original. They had to copy it from someone else.

    • @MrMRforever
      @MrMRforever Před 7 lety +3

      You can copy and paste. Wth?

    • @ethansmith9039
      @ethansmith9039 Před 7 lety

      Eddy Drouet Actually, that technology was not implemented very much in mobile devices at the time. Funny, huh?

  • @IOxyrinchus
    @IOxyrinchus Před 6 lety +686

    These apple sketches might as well be official Apple commercials, that's how accurate they are

  • @karepmuu
    @karepmuu Před 4 lety +1003

    Apple’s newest invention: copying Netflix

  • @Yuki_Suoh
    @Yuki_Suoh Před 8 lety +1949

    >Sued Samsung for copying Apple's idea
    >Copies Spotify
    GG Apple.

    • @philmccracken6134
      @philmccracken6134 Před 8 lety +203

      Double standards, one of america's core values.

    • @FlyingDoritos
      @FlyingDoritos Před 8 lety +72

      everybody copy's shit but I hate when people like Apple don't admits it

    • @plumeater1
      @plumeater1 Před 8 lety +30

      They don't admit it? Jobs even said, and he quoted it from a famous person, "Good artists copy, great Artists steal"

    • @philmccracken6134
      @philmccracken6134 Před 8 lety +86

      That's a lie, good artists create and great artists create great things. Delusional megalomaniacs on the other hand steal then try to justify it by pretending to be artists.

    • @avocadopit151
      @avocadopit151 Před 8 lety +2

      kemboy323 I think that quote is from da vinci or one of the famous painters

  • @jiminsjams4348
    @jiminsjams4348 Před 8 lety +1079

    I lost it at "You're Our Bitch" XD

    • @GurjobD
      @GurjobD Před 8 lety +3

      +Senpai did you find it again or should I help you? What are we even looking for?

    • @jiminsjams4348
      @jiminsjams4348 Před 8 lety +2

      BecauseImACooper*badumtss*

    • @Web720
      @Web720 Před 8 lety

      +Senpai Man they even copying Daikatana! kotaku.com/5541406/john-romero-is-so-sorry-about-trying-to-make-you-his-bitch

    • @loudboy4204
      @loudboy4204 Před 8 lety

      notice me senpai

    • @elisajustine1381
      @elisajustine1381 Před 7 lety +4

      Jimin's Jams You mean Jimin's nonexisting jams?

  • @meltossmedia
    @meltossmedia Před 5 lety +760

    CZcams recommending this now shows that they're on Spotify's side. I approve.

    • @RKBock
      @RKBock Před 4 lety +20

      youtube's algorithm and thus also their recommendations, are not supervised by humans

    • @ro.b
      @ro.b Před 4 lety

      True, and also as Tim said it’s “ tHe sAmE tHInG”

    • @shayan7579
      @shayan7579 Před 3 lety

      You mean Apple Tube?

    • @pushkargautam6826
      @pushkargautam6826 Před 3 lety

      No it meant you were on the side of Spotify. That's how CZcams algorithm works.

    • @yesvee7377
      @yesvee7377 Před 3 lety +3

      Then who is on CZcams music's side?

  • @theodoretikhomirov6015
    @theodoretikhomirov6015 Před 4 lety +616

    It is spotify, but you have to pay for everything.

  • @Adrot
    @Adrot Před 8 lety +1745

    Applebook? What a stupid name. Just name it iBook. There. Now go hire me.

  • @unnys2925
    @unnys2925 Před 8 lety +163

    Over a year ago, CollegeHumor predicted that the iPhone would get rid of the headphone jack. Incredible.

    • @Absolutely_puck_fakestine
      @Absolutely_puck_fakestine Před 7 lety +1

      JoeJoeTavo The leak was leaked long ago.

    • @hassanhaq3570
      @hassanhaq3570 Před 6 lety +2

      Apple must've copied leaking as well

    • @mxro_jo
      @mxro_jo Před 6 lety

      They will predict that the iPhone gets rid of the fucking screen now HAHAHA 😂😂😂🤣

  • @bend4335
    @bend4335 Před 6 lety +26

    The U2 part killed me. Apple literally dowloaded U2’s album on your phone without you even knowing 😂

  • @Merthalophor
    @Merthalophor Před 7 lety +362

    Blocking Spotify is not such a smart move considering that 90% of all computers run on Windows and 80% of all mobile devices on Android....

    • @otis3744
      @otis3744 Před 5 lety +8

      people don't buy music on those platforms, come on now

    • @RR-uc1wb
      @RR-uc1wb Před 5 lety +41

      otis Hahahahahahahahahaha. Laughing in a pile of pirated music and movies in my Lenovo laptop. You’re damn right.

    • @ashleysam1971
      @ashleysam1971 Před 4 lety +14

      @@otis3744 you don't need to buy to listen to songs. I use Spotify and doesn't pay

    • @arunparolikkal4674
      @arunparolikkal4674 Před 4 lety +4

      @Merthalophor Ever heard of Linux?

    • @Kuga_Yuma
      @Kuga_Yuma Před 3 lety +1

      @@arunparolikkal4674 were talking about dominant market share not a good but niche os

  • @AkshayAradhya
    @AkshayAradhya Před 8 lety +473

    "imagine you are using Spotify..." *pause*
    Am I the only one tripping on this :D

  • @Daschla
    @Daschla Před 8 lety +1281

    Sure make "Apple Music"... But then take away the headphone jack?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

    • @Cheshieruu
      @Cheshieruu Před 8 lety +34

      Or just don't buy the iPhone 7.
      Simple. :3

    • @Softlol
      @Softlol Před 8 lety +11

      Panzertank lets hope it sells badly, so they will bring it back

    • @JRMCNEA
      @JRMCNEA Před 8 lety +21

      Apple is like butters in a vilian costume...

    • @grassyfield5209
      @grassyfield5209 Před 7 lety +12

      Johnny giveth, and Johnny can taketh away

    • @shinchan08
      @shinchan08 Před 7 lety +1

      JRMCNEA

  • @TechTrendz937
    @TechTrendz937 Před 7 lety +479

    "How does Apple music work? Just imagine if you were using Spotify.....................................................................................................................................................Drinks water............." LMFAO!!

  • @SamirDevs
    @SamirDevs Před 4 lety +44

    I got this in my recommended 5 years later, cool youtube.

  • @Tomeezworld
    @Tomeezworld Před 8 lety +1079

    Apple didn't invent copying they copied copying

    • @Vitorruy1
      @Vitorruy1 Před 8 lety

      +Tomeez World HAHA good one buddy

    • @AliAlhussaini
      @AliAlhussaini Před 8 lety

      🤘🏻😜

    • @ATSBanquedeprojets
      @ATSBanquedeprojets Před 8 lety +9

      Apple didn't invent copying they copied copying

    • @RonanC
      @RonanC Před 8 lety +6

      +Chromozone Fifteen you relize you just replied to a comment with the contents of the commetn

    • @ATSBanquedeprojets
      @ATSBanquedeprojets Před 8 lety +2

      +Bro Kapi indeed I did. And what is this called? ;)

  • @whoeverwhoever400
    @whoeverwhoever400 Před 8 lety +139

    youTube? We now have iTube.

    • @Aunix
      @Aunix Před 8 lety +4

      +Ben Whoever it was deleted from app store a while ago lol

    • @JonatasMonte
      @JonatasMonte Před 8 lety +1

      +Ben Whoever Appletube.

    • @itrebor8
      @itrebor8 Před 8 lety +1

      +Ben Whoever fun fact. CZcams is not a profitable business, and Alphabet (owner of Google) has been losing money by simply keeping CZcams afloat, so Apple would never bother creating a CZcams copy as good and free as CZcams.

    • @Caliko1
      @Caliko1 Před 8 lety

      +iTrebor
      Wow someone with more than half a brain in youtube comments. Also "iTube" is already taken by another Apple copycat company.

  • @mr.cranberry2329
    @mr.cranberry2329 Před 5 lety +34

    I didnt realize apple hired college humor to do an honest trailer/commercial for their products

  • @tanmaybhore1979
    @tanmaybhore1979 Před 7 lety +30

    Imagine you're using Spotify
    *Awkward Silence*
    *Drinks Water*
    I Died.

  • @artofdylan2356
    @artofdylan2356 Před 9 lety +218

    spotify in my country only costs like $2, and they function just the same so im not replacing spotify over this anytime soon

  • @darrion9669
    @darrion9669 Před 9 lety +269

    Apple Music has Taylor Swift 1989...
    Spotify doesn't.
    Spotify wins!

    • @rakawa7093
      @rakawa7093 Před 9 lety +68

      Shut up Sierra.

    • @znnabel7425
      @znnabel7425 Před 9 lety +6

      1, seirra, calling someone a child isnt an inslut. 2, your the one who looks like a dumbass. bye

    • @harryhoyt2415
      @harryhoyt2415 Před 9 lety +2

      Seirra Taylor swift is insane

    • @olamattsson94
      @olamattsson94 Před 9 lety +4

      ***** Shut up Sierra.

    • @Wertical93
      @Wertical93 Před 9 lety +4

      ***** oh, sierra, oh.

  • @lilacdoe7945
    @lilacdoe7945 Před 4 lety +66

    My Galaxy died so my friend gave me their old iPhone. I truly hate it, so this is perfect, especially the “storage full” joke.

    • @realcartoongirl
      @realcartoongirl Před 3 lety +7

      wow sure is great to have friends that give you free phones

    • @solomon_6469
      @solomon_6469 Před 3 lety +4

      You ungrateful bitch

    • @lilacdoe7945
      @lilacdoe7945 Před 3 lety +12

      Surprising amount of hostility. Obviously I don't complain to him, instead I tell him it's the best value phone I've ever had.

    • @srperpetuam7590
      @srperpetuam7590 Před 3 lety +2

      @@lilacdoe7945 Honestly the same thing happened to me and if I knew it was going to be such a hustle, I would have stopped complaining about my Samsung

    • @JacksonCampbell
      @JacksonCampbell Před 2 lety

      ​@@lilacdoe7945 Because one should have to get paid to take an iPhone.

  • @danf4236
    @danf4236 Před 4 lety +16

    Remember that one time when Apple just straight up stole the name 'iOS' from Cisco?

    • @lisar3944
      @lisar3944 Před 3 lety +2

      or the way they stole "the mouse"/ui integration from xerox (Sun had one before apple, too) and pretended it was their invention from the start? Never mind that the first mouse-like device was invented in the 1940's?
      Den of thieves and *liars* (that's the worst part, IMO - the lying).

  • @SeeinHyrule
    @SeeinHyrule Před 9 lety +230

    Some is gonna get mad if college humor keeps revealing all their corporate secrets

  • @DNixon845
    @DNixon845 Před 8 lety +1945

    Thanks to Apple Music, Spotify bumped their family plan up to 6 total users for $15mo. Thanks Apple.

    • @KanekiKen-by5ew
      @KanekiKen-by5ew Před 8 lety +30

      That's fine actually. But I'd rather spend the fifteen bucks a month on Netflix. Supergirl just got added.

    • @Juan_shot
      @Juan_shot Před 8 lety +96

      +Mlp-Rainbow Bolt i hope you're joking.

    • @KanekiKen-by5ew
      @KanekiKen-by5ew Před 8 lety +1

      +juan manuel What's wrong with netflix?

    • @Juan_shot
      @Juan_shot Před 8 lety +99

      Mlp-Rainbow Bolt it's about the supergirl thing

    • @MrTiktok4
      @MrTiktok4 Před 8 lety +94

      Supergirl is arguably the worst Tv show I have ever seen,not just from the superhero genre

  • @mowcat1015
    @mowcat1015 Před 2 lety +4

    Oh god, don’t give Apple any ideas with the making Spotify incompatible with Apple devices

  • @F3V3RDR34M
    @F3V3RDR34M Před 4 lety +23

    0:53 “it’s never been done before....2008 when Spotify launched” BRUH

  • @zzPeaceMakerzz
    @zzPeaceMakerzz Před 8 lety +306

    I like how all Apple's commercials don't allowing comments

    • @experimacnovi5281
      @experimacnovi5281 Před 5 lety +30

      Don't blame them...it's better than filtering and deleting half a million "iSheep/Jobs would be rolling in his grave/your products fold/evil greedy company/samsung is better" comments on an hourly basis.

    • @jayokay9196
      @jayokay9196 Před 5 lety +30

      @@experimacnovi5281 Samsung allows comments and sometimes they have iSheeps there.

    • @hwburner1524
      @hwburner1524 Před 4 lety +2

      acting like we’re isheeps but then you’re huge for samsung. believe it or not you’re a sheep of another brand.

    • @MattieBoiXD
      @MattieBoiXD Před 4 lety

      *Aren’t

    • @abcdc197
      @abcdc197 Před 4 lety +6

      @@hwburner1524 Samsung is the company too they need to make money. However the difference between Samsung and apple is that Samsung doesn't go that low to make money. Samsung is good businessman a gentleman while apple is slimey greedy salesman who will go infinite lenghts to milk you for as much money as possible. Samsung sells you the full product with which you can do whatever you want, apple gives you 30% of the product for the full price and if you want to fully expirience it you need to pay more.

  • @beabee2000
    @beabee2000 Před 9 lety +383

    Apple is a huge asshole but I'll be damned if I'm caught using an android

    • @j.j.torrico3629
      @j.j.torrico3629 Před 9 lety +281

      Bea M you are the problem in our society

    • @vrealon7738
      @vrealon7738 Před 9 lety +144

      Because Android is to good for you :)

    • @neontime8507
      @neontime8507 Před 9 lety +12

      Yeah android sucks

    • @vrealon7738
      @vrealon7738 Před 9 lety +33

      NeonTime​ Apple was awesome before Steve Jobs died... Now Apple sucks!

    • @chrisbadiou1407
      @chrisbadiou1407 Před 9 lety +71

      Bea MI would never never be caught using an apple, but I can see why people would use an one.
      Apple is meant for people who aren't tech savvy. Whereas android phones can be very complicated, depending on what you do with them. Also, android phones tend to be more open ended with customization.

  • @paandamusic
    @paandamusic Před 7 lety +64

    From innovation to... well... copying :/ Apple kinda lost it after good ol' Stevie passed away.

    • @ritwikreddy5670
      @ritwikreddy5670 Před 5 lety +5

      Yes, all of the recent *"innovations"* have been just copying from other companies.

    • @kaywolf1520
      @kaywolf1520 Před 5 lety +11

      But even when Jobs was still around they where patentsharking smaller companies - Apple's never been the innovator it wants to look like, just more succesful at marketing itself -> money -> legal teams to defend theft or sue small innovators out of their tech (or buy it, anyways, money, not good ideas)

    • @arpitdas4263
      @arpitdas4263 Před 4 lety

      RIP Steve

    • @lisar3944
      @lisar3944 Před 3 lety +1

      which innovations do you attribute to Apple? Serious question.

    • @JacksonCampbell
      @JacksonCampbell Před 2 lety

      Steve had his problems too.

  • @e1gil587
    @e1gil587 Před 4 lety +5

    very nice to show feel good inc when you introduce the ipod, onf of the best song ever

  • @ilkeryoldas
    @ilkeryoldas Před 9 lety +310

    Apple never did anything original

    • @BlkAuDiS401
      @BlkAuDiS401 Před 9 lety +3

      If anything it copied and made better

    • @jackmurphy4111
      @jackmurphy4111 Před 9 lety

      ilker yoldas What about the iPod? That was original....kinda

    • @raninarts
      @raninarts Před 9 lety

      Apple made the first Smartphone

    • @catlas_
      @catlas_ Před 9 lety +34

      RaninArts That's false.

    • @coasterkid21
      @coasterkid21 Před 9 lety +8

      Jack Murphy look up the Diamond Rio PMP300. It even looks similar to the first ipod.

  • @magnetized4755
    @magnetized4755 Před 8 lety +602

    Apple didn't invent copying. Buzzfeed did.

  • @fartpooplover789
    @fartpooplover789 Před 5 lety +3

    I hate ppl who make fun of something because of how bad it's and still use it

  • @thedebatedealer9187
    @thedebatedealer9187 Před 7 lety +17

    But seriously... U2 for life!

  • @tonyzhang1817
    @tonyzhang1817 Před 8 lety +138

    "Make it incompatible with our headphones..." Yep, apple did it, they took away the headphone jack.

  • @hansypants
    @hansypants Před 8 lety +144

    Invented Copying? They Copied Copying.

    • @Caliko1
      @Caliko1 Před 8 lety +3

      +Obama is love
      You copied another Apple haters comment. 'droid fans really are as stupid as research says.

    • @hansypants
      @hansypants Před 8 lety +8

      And Apple Fans are too insecure about the product they use so they comment back and make them look ridiculous and ignorant. "'droid"? Get it right you ignorant piece of shit.

    • @Caliko1
      @Caliko1 Před 8 lety

      Obama is love
      So much irony in this comment.
      I bet you defend knockoff Jordan shoes too. XD
      Keep copying like your cheap ass 'droid.

    • @Caliko1
      @Caliko1 Před 8 lety

      Obama is love
      Spoilt?
      Are you jealous your broke ass can't afford a low end iPhone? It's not good to be jealous of those wealthier than yourself.
      Shouldn't spend your life focusing on them.

    • @hansypants
      @hansypants Před 8 lety +5

      Why would I be jealous of someone who cries to there mommy when they don't get the latest iPhone?

  • @JudahMusicArchive
    @JudahMusicArchive Před 5 lety +68

    Just tell me you came here after seeing spotify's disstrack

  • @J.Hemann
    @J.Hemann Před 5 lety +18

    I like how this is in my feed right after Spotify called apple out

  • @spottedstar1123
    @spottedstar1123 Před 9 lety +1417

    Apple hasnt been innovative since steve jobs been gone

    • @IveGotToast
      @IveGotToast Před 9 lety +177

      spottedstar1123 Steve Jobs wasn't innovative either. He just walked in and told his employs "I want my music on my phone. Get to work."

    • @janiscena3126
      @janiscena3126 Před 9 lety +146

      spottedstar1123 Tablets existed before iPad but Apple just made it look "better". You call that innovation? I don't think so.

    • @djamadi100
      @djamadi100 Před 9 lety +1

      Only the finger print. And that's it

    • @janiscena3126
      @janiscena3126 Před 9 lety +44

      Innovation It existed before iPhones existed. So just that Apple uses something doesn't mean that it's an "innovation" or an "invention".

    • @abdinoorful
      @abdinoorful Před 9 lety +35

      spottedstar1123 the fuck did steve jobs invent....its the same old company aint nothin change homie.

  • @thelordzeli3818
    @thelordzeli3818 Před 8 lety +497

    Then they will release AppleHub like pornhub but not free.

    • @stevengilbert5327
      @stevengilbert5327 Před 8 lety +4

      +Lion Bara People gonna start grinding up against apples and iphones

    • @0wnageclan
      @0wnageclan Před 8 lety +1

      Lmao

    • @arjunchatterjee9362
      @arjunchatterjee9362 Před 8 lety +19

      Fanboys will pay for it too! Perhaps Taylor Swift will write them an open letter criticizing their low image of women, then probably star in an ad promoting it.

    • @alansmithee4150
      @alansmithee4150 Před 8 lety

      +Arjun Chatterjee 😍... I love you so much right now...

    • @chrisoneill1192
      @chrisoneill1192 Před 8 lety +13

      Nah, they'll just call it iPorn.

  • @arnavdhole5611
    @arnavdhole5611 Před 4 lety +6

    In 2020 when Apple is actually making an Apple search engine

  • @Goisza
    @Goisza Před 5 lety +18

    Anyone else get this after Spotify called out Apple?

  • @darklord1238
    @darklord1238 Před 9 lety +404

    I thought Xerox invented copying

    • @Lutranereis
      @Lutranereis Před 9 lety +10

      darklord60411 Nope, Apple invented everything.

    • @Loudoan
      @Loudoan Před 9 lety +13

      Lutranereis everything that was already invented?

    • @theLupeXperience
      @theLupeXperience Před 9 lety +31

      Jafas2000gb Adam and Eve are to blame for bring Apple to humans.

    • @Lutranereis
      @Lutranereis Před 9 lety

      Jafas2000gb Now you're getting it!

    • @lbrown21494
      @lbrown21494 Před 9 lety +7

      No, Gutenberg did.

  • @FishCakeIce
    @FishCakeIce Před 9 lety +129

    spotify's new innovation: copying pandora

    • @sammykallman4378
      @sammykallman4378 Před 9 lety +102

      lol not at all. Pandora doesn't let you pick and choose songs it just goes through a random list of songs based off one song you chose. Spotify you can steam any song you want.

    • @aaronb.2707
      @aaronb.2707 Před 9 lety +24

      sammy kallman you can also pan-fry any song you want

    • @FishCakeIce
      @FishCakeIce Před 9 lety +2

      sammy kallman the music genome project is the most complex music theorem ever. it's hardly just a "random" selection. each song has hundreds of tags on it after being assessed by several music professionals and it's specifically designed to introduce you to different genres.

    • @KeybladeMasterSpike
      @KeybladeMasterSpike Před 9 lety +4

      FishCakeIce Except with Pandora, I actually found out about artists with pretty good music that I've never heard of before. Sure, Spotify lets you play the songs you like, and it's a great app thanks to that, but what if the number of songs you know is limited? Yeah, I'm sticking with Pandora.

    • @FishCakeIce
      @FishCakeIce Před 9 lety +7

      ***** isn't spotify also user based? users create playlists and share them, correct? it's really just a playlist sharing program.

  • @Hippienolic2
    @Hippienolic2 Před 5 lety +8

    March 2019: Apple makes it difficult for Spotify to function on iOS for real

  • @wolf3276
    @wolf3276 Před 5 lety +211

    whos watching in 2019 after watching Spotify's video???

  • @SUP3RSH4DOW
    @SUP3RSH4DOW Před 9 lety +181

    Wait, is Apple Music actually a thing?

    • @user-tb1jw5dv4s
      @user-tb1jw5dv4s Před 9 lety +51

      yes, it is

    • @Immabelaxin
      @Immabelaxin Před 9 lety +5

      ZHA Shadow yep ios 8.4

    • @yanre7560
      @yanre7560 Před 9 lety

      Yup

    • @JokkeSS13
      @JokkeSS13 Před 9 lety +5

      Yeah they released it day or two ago

    • @Bound4Earth
      @Bound4Earth Před 9 lety +3

      ZHA Shadow No, they are going to just make the phone now support panorama photos 5 years later then everyone else.... Oh they just did that. Oh, they are going to just make it a bit larger 5 years after everyone else... Oh they did that already too. Fuck, what are these cunts going to do when there is no one left to copy.

  • @bronaroni289
    @bronaroni289 Před 8 lety +116

    hey, guess what? I found a ton of songs that Apple music doesn't have. I guess Apple doesn't like my music taste.

  • @ravenouself4181
    @ravenouself4181 Před 3 lety +3

    Why am I even watching this!? I am an Android boy.

  • @DR3_34D
    @DR3_34D Před 3 lety +1

    Why am I getting this 5 years later

  • @exptea8145
    @exptea8145 Před 7 lety +47

    "Good artists copy, great artists steal"

  • @EbolaGW
    @EbolaGW Před 9 lety +136

    This is not a parody, they're actually facts!

    • @layom444
      @layom444 Před 9 lety +1

      Fuck you

    • @EbolaGW
      @EbolaGW Před 9 lety +20

      Layo Mojica
      Angry Apple fanboy!

    • @RadMan224
      @RadMan224 Před 9 lety +3

      Layo Mojica looks like we cound ourselves a fanboy over here

    • @layom444
      @layom444 Před 9 lety +3

      Ninten dude789​ No, I have Android. I hate you because you hate gays. Remember that Buzzfeed video?

    • @Munisk52
      @Munisk52 Před 9 lety +3

      Ninten dude789 in this world "liberals" will call you fashist for it.

  • @chrislee1664
    @chrislee1664 Před 4 lety +4

    aged like wine

  • @tyrantqiu5440
    @tyrantqiu5440 Před 4 lety +3

    Apple in 2021 :
    *We copied CZcams*

  • @mickeygames799
    @mickeygames799 Před 9 lety +122

    Spotify is free lol, and premium is only 99 cents for three months...

    • @TheRealGaffer
      @TheRealGaffer Před 9 lety +7

      Mickey Games Apple Music is free for 3 months.

    • @florisr9
      @florisr9 Před 9 lety +10

      Mickey Games 99 cents? R u joking?

    • @kaelanmoyes5816
      @kaelanmoyes5816 Před 9 lety +7

      Mickey Games for three months then it's 8 99

    • @ibrahim47x
      @ibrahim47x Před 9 lety +15

      Mickey Games 99 cents? wtf? three months? Are we on the same service here?

    • @rochat
      @rochat Před 9 lety +4

      ***** it's only free for 3 months until you forget to disable your account and they automatically start charging your account. Apple is a plague.

  • @ScienceofLoud
    @ScienceofLoud Před 9 lety +52

    I remember when Sony were the dominant force in the portable music world. MP3 was new, they had some CD walkman devices that could also play MP3, but no one was interested and so Sony didn't take the plunge.
    Apple took a risk with bringing out a dedicated MP3 player, or whatever equivalent compression format Apple use, and it swept to success due to being fashionable, something none of the other music tech giants had anticipated.
    By the time Sony, Philips and others brought out their rival systems, the iPod had replaced 'walkman' as the general name for 'music player'.
    The iPod was sub par for sound quality to its competitors, but no one cared.
    Apple aren't technology experts, they are a marketing superpower. They could sell you anything as long as it's white and instantly makes you part of the detestable 'cool club'.
    They have the ability to sell what others have failed to, and when they think they can't compete, they make their own and lock their users into it.

    • @TheNdoki
      @TheNdoki Před 9 lety +9

      CSGuitars I've always said I've had to give them credit for being marketing geniuses. Their products are crappy and unoriginal, but they still manage to convince thousands of sheeple to buy it anyways.
      I remember going to buy a video MP3 player back in the day. I went to the store and they had a Zune and a video iPod. The zune had a bigger screen, and I can't remember if it was 4 or 8 times more memory (Zune had 120GB, can't remember if the ipod was 16 or 32) and the kicker: they were the same price.

    • @leon_mnl
      @leon_mnl Před 9 lety

      CSGuitars ,this is so true,but as hardware giants,you can't beat apple,in terms of stability and the compatibility between the idevices and you're imac or mac book or mac pro is unbeatable and as a tech lover and a former pc builder and widows user myself ,my experience with those ,as well as the android platform,is although you got more say on the software,they tend to crash way more often , that combined with the price you pay for it,around 100 bucks,while osx is only 15 bucks,
      we only have apple in this house (wich never gave me problems and i excpect they never will) ,except for 1 laptop,a 2014 notebook running w8.1 that hasn't run as it should for 1 single day and believe me,i know my way around computers and windows,
      but i agree,if apple gives us more control over what we put on and how we use ios and osx and doesnt imprint stupid (stolen) apps,like stocks or health or any for that matter ,would it not be a great piece of hardware?!
      leon

    • @heckyes
      @heckyes Před 9 lety +2

      CSGuitars Actually Sony was very threatened by mp3s in general because Sony also produced music at the time and didn't want to fuel a new device that would threaten other profitable sectors of their business. Basically, they were too big, too greedy and wanted to thwart change which always seems to happen when corporations get that big. They start caring more about holding on to what they've got instead of continually innovating.
      Apple, Microsoft and Google are all doing the same thing. They are all shooting themselves in the foot by trying to protect what they have.

    • @stranger56
      @stranger56 Před 8 lety +1

      +enticed2zeitgeist I think Google will always be top dog. They got information and that is power. Google will just buy anything that's innovative. And others will copy it, I guess.

  • @MegaMamedSpark
    @MegaMamedSpark Před 7 lety

    Try watching this video with auto generated captions and be amazed. They get almost every word perfect.

  • @esoteridesu6058
    @esoteridesu6058 Před 4 lety +3

    2:19 they didn't invent copying, they copied copying

  • @shouldiupload24
    @shouldiupload24 Před 8 lety +152

    I loves those videos

  • @joedanis5236
    @joedanis5236 Před 8 lety +46

    "Maybe we'll make it incompatible with our headphones" they called it

  • @triangle1498
    @triangle1498 Před 4 lety +3

    Instead of I’m feeling lucky, I’m feeling Apple

  • @christinacharalambous3333

    I got an app that allows me to download music using wifi , then listen to it without wifi , and it is for free 😂😂

  • @lukasobi
    @lukasobi Před 8 lety +178

    Watching this from my Samsung Galaxy S6 Edge like:
    B-)

    • @bailrocks123
      @bailrocks123 Před 8 lety +5

      +Lukasino SVK No, emojis, eh? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I would use one, but I'm on my Macbook at the moment ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @TheMitaka963
      @TheMitaka963 Před 8 lety +5

      +Bailey M as an android user i would rather have no emojis than the monstrosities included in my phone.. (seriously look up comparing tables, all android ones are atrocious, especially Google stock and HTC)

    • @lukasobi
      @lukasobi Před 8 lety

      +Sanjeev Nayak B-)

    • @nuelle2361
      @nuelle2361 Před 8 lety +3

      +Bailey M there actually are emojis...

    • @lukasobi
      @lukasobi Před 8 lety +1

      NW Johnson And actually I know... -_-

  • @jesussoosramirez4638
    @jesussoosramirez4638 Před 8 lety +35

    I got an Apple Music ad on this video...

    • @burritodes
      @burritodes Před 8 lety +2

      +Jesus "Soos" Ramirez hey soos hows the mystery shack

  • @user-ee5he9oz3k
    @user-ee5he9oz3k Před 4 lety +1

    That U2 thing is spot on

  • @jjb0894
    @jjb0894 Před 7 lety +1

    Actually, Apple was the first to re-imagine mobile payments the way they did, by verifying payments with a fingerprint and using a dedicated secure element on the processor to store credit card info.

  • @yellowyellow7476
    @yellowyellow7476 Před 8 lety +58

    "You're our bitch"
    There, I said it.

  • @ivanastigarraga6488
    @ivanastigarraga6488 Před 8 lety +22

    now with the "no audio jack" rumors, the "we are making it not compatible" sounds really real

    • @_benn
      @_benn Před 10 měsíci

      totes

  • @markogasi6354
    @markogasi6354 Před 7 lety +2

    When he started drinking water I literally DIED

  • @krrubby
    @krrubby Před 4 lety +3

    People nowadays won’t understand the mandatory U2 joke

  • @ThatGuyNamedElliot
    @ThatGuyNamedElliot Před 9 lety +74

    I saw How Big, How Blue, How Beautiful!!!!!

  • @zacharywalsh6481
    @zacharywalsh6481 Před 9 lety +14

    Wow i thought this was a joke but a quick apple search proved me wrong.

  • @eavyeavy2864
    @eavyeavy2864 Před 2 lety +1

    American 'football' and Apple are the peak of american culture: ripping an already existing thing and rename it

  • @rahul_kumar21
    @rahul_kumar21 Před 5 lety +1

    The outro is straight up awesome.

  • @Nigel_Visuel
    @Nigel_Visuel Před 8 lety +25

    "Say it you're our bitch "
    I swear that's what pops in my mind when my friend tells me apple made something new for him.

  • @PhillipCarterPearson
    @PhillipCarterPearson Před 8 lety +260

    Atleast if I choose to switch from iPhone to android I can still keep my Spotify music library. You begin using Apple Music, create your library, but realize that you're totally fucked if you want to listen to YOUR music on any other device that's not apple.
    I love Spotify because it interfaces really nicely over all devices, not just apples shit ecosystem. I can like a song on my iPhone, and it mirrors it exactly on my computer or vis Versa. It's easy. Plus Spotify's radio services and discover playlists are years ahead of Apple Music. Spotify has fantastic algorithms for that stuff and Apple Music tries but falls short and has obvious biased towards 'big new music'. I can put obscure music into Spotify's algorithms and it'll give me really good results, Apple Music wont work with anything that's not mainstream and when they try to be original, it suggests music worse than Pandora does.
    Idk, I've used Spotify for years now and idk why you'd ever think Apple Music was worth it.

    • @sintas0432
      @sintas0432 Před 8 lety +4

      There where way too words in there

    • @sintas0432
      @sintas0432 Před 8 lety +15

      Im going to guess that you said something smart and you are right

    • @Asb20334
      @Asb20334 Před 8 lety +8

      I use Spotify but now there's apple music app on Android

    • @lorddsheffield3021
      @lorddsheffield3021 Před 8 lety

      boop

    • @GrungiestCar
      @GrungiestCar Před 8 lety +9

      What's hilarious is that you can download MP3 files for free on android and it will show up in your library

  • @Scigh-on
    @Scigh-on Před 3 lety +1

    I got more spotify ads on my old iphone than my laptop.

  • @SuperE000
    @SuperE000 Před 7 lety

    Best of U2 1990-2000 was indeed, AWWEESSOMMMEE!

  • @UnitedRecording
    @UnitedRecording Před 8 lety +148

    I actually thought this was real for the first few seconds. then I shit my self in laughter

    • @toadtreeunhinged3679
      @toadtreeunhinged3679 Před 6 lety +10

      UnitedRecording It has the ch logo at the beginning wtf? Do you mean by, "I thought this was real"

    • @AshishSharma-rv8mz
      @AshishSharma-rv8mz Před 6 lety +3

      You should try our new invention iDiaper !!!

  • @laurboo16
    @laurboo16 Před 8 lety +35

    Do a video of Instagram copying Snapchat with Instagram stories

  • @Ducks892
    @Ducks892 Před 3 lety +1

    “Imagine you’re using Spotify.”
    “...”

  • @jacobmesser8284
    @jacobmesser8284 Před 4 lety +2

    When he said imagine your using spotify I laughed so hard

  • @UnchainedEruption
    @UnchainedEruption Před 8 lety +256

    But Apple Music is a paid service. Spotify is free with occasional ads.

    • @Min.sae204
      @Min.sae204 Před 8 lety +36

      The free spotify is honestly more like pandora. IMO only spotify premium is comparable with apple music and they're the exact same price

    • @UnchainedEruption
      @UnchainedEruption Před 8 lety +4

      Jasmin Awany not at all! Pandora is internet radio. That means you can't choose to play any song you want, you're stuck with whatever it gets and there is a limited amount of skips. Apple Music and Spotify both have this radio system. BUT Spotify also allows to you save any album or track you want from any genre. You can play it when you want for as long as you want, the only catch is you have to watch a 15 second video every 30 minutes (or so it says, but in reality it's a lot less often) The only advantages to paying 99 cents a month is that 1) you don't have any more ads, which is pointless because ads aren't that distracting anyway, and 2) downloading music offline. Internet these days is literally everywhere, so why would you need offline music? That takes up tons of storage space anyway. Hell, even airplanes and cars offer Internet service these days, and if you're on a phone you can just use cellular to access internet. So the free version is really just as good as the paid.

    • @TyrGraveby
      @TyrGraveby Před 8 lety +2

      You can pay for spotify so you get no ads.

    • @EtanoC2H6
      @EtanoC2H6 Před 8 lety +4

      Spotify on computer only lets you save songs for free. On the phone it is basically pandora unless you pay for premium. Premium is 10 bucks a month, or 5 if you are a student. So if you listen to music on your phone (Which is how most people do listen to music) then you want premium. Just thought I would clarify the things you got wrong. :) (Also having downloaded music is beautiful. It helps when you don't want to use data, or if you want the audio quality better)

    • @UnchainedEruption
      @UnchainedEruption Před 8 lety +1

      I didn't get anything wrong, I was referring to Spotify on iPad, which is what I use all the time. I rarely use my iPhone for anything other than a phone, notwithstanding the occasional text message. On the iPad (and apparently computers) it is essentially free, and premium is just 99 cents. Even then it gives you like a free three month trial of Spotify premium.
      I've seen Spotify for iPhone, and while you can't play individual songs in an album when you want, you can get around that by saving the specific song you want in the album (and few or none else) then hitting shuffle play, which it allows you to do. That way you can play for free what you want as if you were on PC or Mac or tablet.

  • @oreosaysb00
    @oreosaysb00 Před 8 lety +41

    I'm glad I have an android.

    • @adailey
      @adailey Před 8 lety +5

      Me too apple is over priced low quality versions of android devices.

  • @phyarth8082
    @phyarth8082 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Apple has acquired about 100 companies over the last six years. Apple watch is last original Apple invention. Big oil, big pharma, big arms, and big tech all monopolies based on same principle. Big fish consumes small fishes.

  • @kahirankarasinghe7930
    @kahirankarasinghe7930 Před 3 lety +1

    OMG the outro

  • @MikeBreed21
    @MikeBreed21 Před 8 lety +104

    iPhone users have to pay for songs, while me and other android users can download any songs for free and it will show up in our library.

    • @zodiac6703
      @zodiac6703 Před 8 lety +23

      Us android users have it good. I still can't believe people are actually buying the terrible IPhone 7.

    • @MikeBreed21
      @MikeBreed21 Před 8 lety +2

      yeah

    • @Ian-sm3su
      @Ian-sm3su Před 8 lety +6

      Wait really? You can download songs and play them anywhere with or without data/wifi?

    • @MikeBreed21
      @MikeBreed21 Před 8 lety +10

      yeah man you could do a lot of things with android, you get a android and see the differents of an iPhone (which sucks to me)switch to android.

    • @azzerl8103
      @azzerl8103 Před 8 lety +8

      Meanwhile the viruses can enter your phone easily .

  • @CalojeroSW
    @CalojeroSW Před 9 lety +12

    "Say it. Your our bitch" xD I almost cried LOL

  • @ikeDmikleIV
    @ikeDmikleIV Před 5 lety +2

    oh this is quite relevant atm

  • @CEKROM
    @CEKROM Před 5 lety +2

    0:39 Apple makes things so easy =D