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Adam Lmao Well, with Pandora, I myself am more likely to find more music that I haven't heard of, yet I would like. Plus, I can't find some Japanese artists on Spotify. Not hating on Spotify or anything, it's good when I use it on my PS4 to replace any dull music on my games, but on the go I prefer Pandora.
***** photos2.appleinsidercdn.com/prototype-130311-1.jpg It's their prototype of the iPhone (not iPad, btw). It actually proves Apple invented the iPhone. Yeah, maybe Apple did copy Spotify, but stop going on to saying that Apple copied EVERYTHING.
@@lautenschlaegerlyrical1838 it's not the default music browser. I have a Huawei Mate 20 Pro, and the default is the app titled "music". Spotify is just another app to download. like Skype or Twitter.
It's always been like that, now that apple is becoming more greedy and spitting at their customers Spotify is taking advantage of that, making it public
This parody was flawless. How do you make shit like this in so little time? Yet still people complain non-stop and say that CollegeHumor is going downhill.
Everyone complained about how small iPhones were in comparison to the Samsung S III back in the day and now that you have one, all you do is complaining about that its to big. Seriously I don't get you android fanboys. Sure Apple is a bit to pricy but guess what: Can't afford it? Don't buy it! In fact, same goes for every other product from every other company...
Nah, other people were busy copying other people's stuff long before Apple was a thing. They just thought it was a good idea. Because no, even their decision to copy shit wasn't original. They had to copy it from someone else.
That's a lie, good artists create and great artists create great things. Delusional megalomaniacs on the other hand steal then try to justify it by pretending to be artists.
"How does Apple music work? Just imagine if you were using Spotify.....................................................................................................................................................Drinks water............." LMFAO!!
+Ben Whoever fun fact. CZcams is not a profitable business, and Alphabet (owner of Google) has been losing money by simply keeping CZcams afloat, so Apple would never bother creating a CZcams copy as good and free as CZcams.
@@lilacdoe7945 Honestly the same thing happened to me and if I knew it was going to be such a hustle, I would have stopped complaining about my Samsung
or the way they stole "the mouse"/ui integration from xerox (Sun had one before apple, too) and pretended it was their invention from the start? Never mind that the first mouse-like device was invented in the 1940's? Den of thieves and *liars* (that's the worst part, IMO - the lying).
Don't blame them...it's better than filtering and deleting half a million "iSheep/Jobs would be rolling in his grave/your products fold/evil greedy company/samsung is better" comments on an hourly basis.
@@hwburner1524 Samsung is the company too they need to make money. However the difference between Samsung and apple is that Samsung doesn't go that low to make money. Samsung is good businessman a gentleman while apple is slimey greedy salesman who will go infinite lenghts to milk you for as much money as possible. Samsung sells you the full product with which you can do whatever you want, apple gives you 30% of the product for the full price and if you want to fully expirience it you need to pay more.
Bea MI would never never be caught using an apple, but I can see why people would use an one. Apple is meant for people who aren't tech savvy. Whereas android phones can be very complicated, depending on what you do with them. Also, android phones tend to be more open ended with customization.
But even when Jobs was still around they where patentsharking smaller companies - Apple's never been the innovator it wants to look like, just more succesful at marketing itself -> money -> legal teams to defend theft or sue small innovators out of their tech (or buy it, anyways, money, not good ideas)
And Apple Fans are too insecure about the product they use so they comment back and make them look ridiculous and ignorant. "'droid"? Get it right you ignorant piece of shit.
Obama is love Spoilt? Are you jealous your broke ass can't afford a low end iPhone? It's not good to be jealous of those wealthier than yourself. Shouldn't spend your life focusing on them.
Fanboys will pay for it too! Perhaps Taylor Swift will write them an open letter criticizing their low image of women, then probably star in an ad promoting it.
lol not at all. Pandora doesn't let you pick and choose songs it just goes through a random list of songs based off one song you chose. Spotify you can steam any song you want.
sammy kallman the music genome project is the most complex music theorem ever. it's hardly just a "random" selection. each song has hundreds of tags on it after being assessed by several music professionals and it's specifically designed to introduce you to different genres.
FishCakeIce Except with Pandora, I actually found out about artists with pretty good music that I've never heard of before. Sure, Spotify lets you play the songs you like, and it's a great app thanks to that, but what if the number of songs you know is limited? Yeah, I'm sticking with Pandora.
ZHA Shadow No, they are going to just make the phone now support panorama photos 5 years later then everyone else.... Oh they just did that. Oh, they are going to just make it a bit larger 5 years after everyone else... Oh they did that already too. Fuck, what are these cunts going to do when there is no one left to copy.
I remember when Sony were the dominant force in the portable music world. MP3 was new, they had some CD walkman devices that could also play MP3, but no one was interested and so Sony didn't take the plunge. Apple took a risk with bringing out a dedicated MP3 player, or whatever equivalent compression format Apple use, and it swept to success due to being fashionable, something none of the other music tech giants had anticipated. By the time Sony, Philips and others brought out their rival systems, the iPod had replaced 'walkman' as the general name for 'music player'. The iPod was sub par for sound quality to its competitors, but no one cared. Apple aren't technology experts, they are a marketing superpower. They could sell you anything as long as it's white and instantly makes you part of the detestable 'cool club'. They have the ability to sell what others have failed to, and when they think they can't compete, they make their own and lock their users into it.
CSGuitars I've always said I've had to give them credit for being marketing geniuses. Their products are crappy and unoriginal, but they still manage to convince thousands of sheeple to buy it anyways. I remember going to buy a video MP3 player back in the day. I went to the store and they had a Zune and a video iPod. The zune had a bigger screen, and I can't remember if it was 4 or 8 times more memory (Zune had 120GB, can't remember if the ipod was 16 or 32) and the kicker: they were the same price.
CSGuitars ,this is so true,but as hardware giants,you can't beat apple,in terms of stability and the compatibility between the idevices and you're imac or mac book or mac pro is unbeatable and as a tech lover and a former pc builder and widows user myself ,my experience with those ,as well as the android platform,is although you got more say on the software,they tend to crash way more often , that combined with the price you pay for it,around 100 bucks,while osx is only 15 bucks, we only have apple in this house (wich never gave me problems and i excpect they never will) ,except for 1 laptop,a 2014 notebook running w8.1 that hasn't run as it should for 1 single day and believe me,i know my way around computers and windows, but i agree,if apple gives us more control over what we put on and how we use ios and osx and doesnt imprint stupid (stolen) apps,like stocks or health or any for that matter ,would it not be a great piece of hardware?! leon
CSGuitars Actually Sony was very threatened by mp3s in general because Sony also produced music at the time and didn't want to fuel a new device that would threaten other profitable sectors of their business. Basically, they were too big, too greedy and wanted to thwart change which always seems to happen when corporations get that big. They start caring more about holding on to what they've got instead of continually innovating. Apple, Microsoft and Google are all doing the same thing. They are all shooting themselves in the foot by trying to protect what they have.
+enticed2zeitgeist I think Google will always be top dog. They got information and that is power. Google will just buy anything that's innovative. And others will copy it, I guess.
+Bailey M as an android user i would rather have no emojis than the monstrosities included in my phone.. (seriously look up comparing tables, all android ones are atrocious, especially Google stock and HTC)
Actually, Apple was the first to re-imagine mobile payments the way they did, by verifying payments with a fingerprint and using a dedicated secure element on the processor to store credit card info.
Atleast if I choose to switch from iPhone to android I can still keep my Spotify music library. You begin using Apple Music, create your library, but realize that you're totally fucked if you want to listen to YOUR music on any other device that's not apple. I love Spotify because it interfaces really nicely over all devices, not just apples shit ecosystem. I can like a song on my iPhone, and it mirrors it exactly on my computer or vis Versa. It's easy. Plus Spotify's radio services and discover playlists are years ahead of Apple Music. Spotify has fantastic algorithms for that stuff and Apple Music tries but falls short and has obvious biased towards 'big new music'. I can put obscure music into Spotify's algorithms and it'll give me really good results, Apple Music wont work with anything that's not mainstream and when they try to be original, it suggests music worse than Pandora does. Idk, I've used Spotify for years now and idk why you'd ever think Apple Music was worth it.
Jasmin Awany not at all! Pandora is internet radio. That means you can't choose to play any song you want, you're stuck with whatever it gets and there is a limited amount of skips. Apple Music and Spotify both have this radio system. BUT Spotify also allows to you save any album or track you want from any genre. You can play it when you want for as long as you want, the only catch is you have to watch a 15 second video every 30 minutes (or so it says, but in reality it's a lot less often) The only advantages to paying 99 cents a month is that 1) you don't have any more ads, which is pointless because ads aren't that distracting anyway, and 2) downloading music offline. Internet these days is literally everywhere, so why would you need offline music? That takes up tons of storage space anyway. Hell, even airplanes and cars offer Internet service these days, and if you're on a phone you can just use cellular to access internet. So the free version is really just as good as the paid.
Spotify on computer only lets you save songs for free. On the phone it is basically pandora unless you pay for premium. Premium is 10 bucks a month, or 5 if you are a student. So if you listen to music on your phone (Which is how most people do listen to music) then you want premium. Just thought I would clarify the things you got wrong. :) (Also having downloaded music is beautiful. It helps when you don't want to use data, or if you want the audio quality better)
I didn't get anything wrong, I was referring to Spotify on iPad, which is what I use all the time. I rarely use my iPhone for anything other than a phone, notwithstanding the occasional text message. On the iPad (and apparently computers) it is essentially free, and premium is just 99 cents. Even then it gives you like a free three month trial of Spotify premium. I've seen Spotify for iPhone, and while you can't play individual songs in an album when you want, you can get around that by saving the specific song you want in the album (and few or none else) then hitting shuffle play, which it allows you to do. That way you can play for free what you want as if you were on PC or Mac or tablet.
Apple has acquired about 100 companies over the last six years. Apple watch is last original Apple invention. Big oil, big pharma, big arms, and big tech all monopolies based on same principle. Big fish consumes small fishes.
I think they didn't invent coppying. They just copied it
coppying?
*copying
Copyception
K
well than,they invented copied!!!
That was hilarious!
CollegeHumor LOL
You mean Pandora?
Adam Lmao Well, with Pandora, I myself am more likely to find more music that I haven't heard of, yet I would like. Plus, I can't find some Japanese artists on Spotify. Not hating on Spotify or anything, it's good when I use it on my PS4 to replace any dull music on my games, but on the go I prefer Pandora.
***** photos2.appleinsidercdn.com/prototype-130311-1.jpg
It's their prototype of the iPhone (not iPad, btw). It actually proves Apple invented the iPhone. Yeah, maybe Apple did copy Spotify, but stop going on to saying that Apple copied EVERYTHING.
2015 - Apple copied Spotify
2019 - Apple stole Spotify
*BRUH*
And also my S10 also doesn't say anything close to that.
@@lautenschlaegerlyrical1838 no, it is not.
@@lautenschlaegerlyrical1838 it's not the default music browser. I have a Huawei Mate 20 Pro, and the default is the app titled "music". Spotify is just another app to download. like Skype or Twitter.
@@lautenschlaegerlyrical1838 nobody mentioned that android is an operating system and doesn't "own" things
@@lautenschlaegerlyrical1838 How can an operating system own a music company
This hasn’t been more relevant than it is now after spotify’s new ad lmao
It's always been like that, now that apple is becoming more greedy and spitting at their customers Spotify is taking advantage of that, making it public
Fury Senseyy Spotify is greedy. Rip off their artist.
How can I find that ad
@@Davidzz137 yea thats companies for ya
@@jordyjossel yeah I wanna know too
"So how does apple music work, imagine you're using Spotify" lmao
*proceeds to drink water*
D- Sean i was dying lol
Freddy Fazbear
D- Sean When he drunk his water I die🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Should of been the smart water they are always drinking
This parody was flawless. How do you make shit like this in so little time? Yet still people complain non-stop and say that CollegeHumor is going downhill.
Exactly! How annoying can some commenters be!
Evanz111 Vote Evanz !!
Evanz111 they invented the mini display port. other than that, it's true.
Troll land, baby.
Evanz111 Vote fucking evanz!
“imagine using spotify.”....................
that silence there. 😂😂😂it was truly amazing.
gandu tere job lgi ki nhii
Who's watching this on 2019 after watching Spotify's video complaining?
I wanted to comment this
@@corneliu7963 same
Yup 😂
Yep, it was recommended to me
same
"Now, introducing the new iPhone 10!" *Pulls out iPad* "Wait what? No no, it isn't the iPad it is the iPhone 10."
Plushy Kitten "it also bends...but dont try or you'll break it"
Plushy Kitten "We decided to take a different approach, and copied ourselves"
And every one will still buy it
Innovation except for me. Android for life
Everyone complained about how small iPhones were in comparison to the Samsung S III back in the day and now that you have one, all you do is complaining about that its to big. Seriously I don't get you android fanboys. Sure Apple is a bit to pricy but guess what: Can't afford it? Don't buy it!
In fact, same goes for every other product from every other company...
Invents copying but doesn't let you copy and paste.
+Nahid Islam first iPhone ever didn't have copy & paste in text
the first iphone cant just fuckin update to the latest software ya know. its pretty old and not capable of nearly as much
Nah, other people were busy copying other people's stuff long before Apple was a thing. They just thought it was a good idea.
Because no, even their decision to copy shit wasn't original. They had to copy it from someone else.
You can copy and paste. Wth?
Eddy Drouet Actually, that technology was not implemented very much in mobile devices at the time. Funny, huh?
These apple sketches might as well be official Apple commercials, that's how accurate they are
Apple’s newest invention: copying Netflix
apple tv
But it's worse
Like disney+?
*Cough cough* Apple TV
Apple TV+ lmao
The titles are mediocre
>Sued Samsung for copying Apple's idea
>Copies Spotify
GG Apple.
Double standards, one of america's core values.
everybody copy's shit but I hate when people like Apple don't admits it
They don't admit it? Jobs even said, and he quoted it from a famous person, "Good artists copy, great Artists steal"
That's a lie, good artists create and great artists create great things. Delusional megalomaniacs on the other hand steal then try to justify it by pretending to be artists.
kemboy323 I think that quote is from da vinci or one of the famous painters
I lost it at "You're Our Bitch" XD
+Senpai did you find it again or should I help you? What are we even looking for?
BecauseImACooper*badumtss*
+Senpai Man they even copying Daikatana! kotaku.com/5541406/john-romero-is-so-sorry-about-trying-to-make-you-his-bitch
notice me senpai
Jimin's Jams You mean Jimin's nonexisting jams?
CZcams recommending this now shows that they're on Spotify's side. I approve.
youtube's algorithm and thus also their recommendations, are not supervised by humans
True, and also as Tim said it’s “ tHe sAmE tHInG”
You mean Apple Tube?
No it meant you were on the side of Spotify. That's how CZcams algorithm works.
Then who is on CZcams music's side?
It is spotify, but you have to pay for everything.
Theodore Tikhomirov how?
SpotEAfy
Yes
SupraSonic123 Uhhh no
Clem 449 no what?
Applebook? What a stupid name. Just name it iBook. There. Now go hire me.
+Robo9400 Have you looked at urFace?
did u look at urs?
no,because its not copied.
Starting new brand called Com with Com products like Comsound, Compics, and Comface.
Honda Housey
Com-ics and Com-cast
Over a year ago, CollegeHumor predicted that the iPhone would get rid of the headphone jack. Incredible.
JoeJoeTavo The leak was leaked long ago.
Apple must've copied leaking as well
They will predict that the iPhone gets rid of the fucking screen now HAHAHA 😂😂😂🤣
The U2 part killed me. Apple literally dowloaded U2’s album on your phone without you even knowing 😂
Blocking Spotify is not such a smart move considering that 90% of all computers run on Windows and 80% of all mobile devices on Android....
people don't buy music on those platforms, come on now
otis Hahahahahahahahahaha. Laughing in a pile of pirated music and movies in my Lenovo laptop. You’re damn right.
@@otis3744 you don't need to buy to listen to songs. I use Spotify and doesn't pay
@Merthalophor Ever heard of Linux?
@@arunparolikkal4674 were talking about dominant market share not a good but niche os
"imagine you are using Spotify..." *pause*
Am I the only one tripping on this :D
+Akshay Aradhya Absolutely not. It killed me. I couldn't breathe
No. I lost it!!😂
Nope. -_-
why doesnt he copy us russians...
I cried at that part. It was genius!
Sure make "Apple Music"... But then take away the headphone jack?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Or just don't buy the iPhone 7.
Simple. :3
Panzertank lets hope it sells badly, so they will bring it back
Apple is like butters in a vilian costume...
Johnny giveth, and Johnny can taketh away
JRMCNEA
"How does Apple music work? Just imagine if you were using Spotify.....................................................................................................................................................Drinks water............." LMFAO!!
AMN O-Jay I don’t get it?
This is hilarious😂
@@owaisshaikh3067 how dont you get it? How
Owais Shaikh How do you not get it-
Owais Shaikh
This is literally the lowest tier complexity humor out there
I got this in my recommended 5 years later, cool youtube.
Apple didn't invent copying they copied copying
+Tomeez World HAHA good one buddy
🤘🏻😜
Apple didn't invent copying they copied copying
+Chromozone Fifteen you relize you just replied to a comment with the contents of the commetn
+Bro Kapi indeed I did. And what is this called? ;)
youTube? We now have iTube.
+Ben Whoever it was deleted from app store a while ago lol
+Ben Whoever Appletube.
+Ben Whoever fun fact. CZcams is not a profitable business, and Alphabet (owner of Google) has been losing money by simply keeping CZcams afloat, so Apple would never bother creating a CZcams copy as good and free as CZcams.
+iTrebor
Wow someone with more than half a brain in youtube comments. Also "iTube" is already taken by another Apple copycat company.
I didnt realize apple hired college humor to do an honest trailer/commercial for their products
Imagine you're using Spotify
*Awkward Silence*
*Drinks Water*
I Died.
Tanmay Bhore I don’t get it
spotify in my country only costs like $2, and they function just the same so im not replacing spotify over this anytime soon
..-but its not real-
***** this is a real app no kidding
***** apple music is real
-Oh shit...-
***** you mean, free version. im talking about subscription fee
Apple Music has Taylor Swift 1989...
Spotify doesn't.
Spotify wins!
Shut up Sierra.
1, seirra, calling someone a child isnt an inslut. 2, your the one who looks like a dumbass. bye
Seirra Taylor swift is insane
***** Shut up Sierra.
***** oh, sierra, oh.
My Galaxy died so my friend gave me their old iPhone. I truly hate it, so this is perfect, especially the “storage full” joke.
wow sure is great to have friends that give you free phones
You ungrateful bitch
Surprising amount of hostility. Obviously I don't complain to him, instead I tell him it's the best value phone I've ever had.
@@lilacdoe7945 Honestly the same thing happened to me and if I knew it was going to be such a hustle, I would have stopped complaining about my Samsung
@@lilacdoe7945 Because one should have to get paid to take an iPhone.
Remember that one time when Apple just straight up stole the name 'iOS' from Cisco?
or the way they stole "the mouse"/ui integration from xerox (Sun had one before apple, too) and pretended it was their invention from the start? Never mind that the first mouse-like device was invented in the 1940's?
Den of thieves and *liars* (that's the worst part, IMO - the lying).
Some is gonna get mad if college humor keeps revealing all their corporate secrets
Thanks to Apple Music, Spotify bumped their family plan up to 6 total users for $15mo. Thanks Apple.
That's fine actually. But I'd rather spend the fifteen bucks a month on Netflix. Supergirl just got added.
+Mlp-Rainbow Bolt i hope you're joking.
+juan manuel What's wrong with netflix?
Mlp-Rainbow Bolt it's about the supergirl thing
Supergirl is arguably the worst Tv show I have ever seen,not just from the superhero genre
Oh god, don’t give Apple any ideas with the making Spotify incompatible with Apple devices
0:53 “it’s never been done before....2008 when Spotify launched” BRUH
I like how all Apple's commercials don't allowing comments
Don't blame them...it's better than filtering and deleting half a million "iSheep/Jobs would be rolling in his grave/your products fold/evil greedy company/samsung is better" comments on an hourly basis.
@@experimacnovi5281 Samsung allows comments and sometimes they have iSheeps there.
acting like we’re isheeps but then you’re huge for samsung. believe it or not you’re a sheep of another brand.
*Aren’t
@@hwburner1524 Samsung is the company too they need to make money. However the difference between Samsung and apple is that Samsung doesn't go that low to make money. Samsung is good businessman a gentleman while apple is slimey greedy salesman who will go infinite lenghts to milk you for as much money as possible. Samsung sells you the full product with which you can do whatever you want, apple gives you 30% of the product for the full price and if you want to fully expirience it you need to pay more.
Apple is a huge asshole but I'll be damned if I'm caught using an android
Bea M you are the problem in our society
Because Android is to good for you :)
Yeah android sucks
NeonTime Apple was awesome before Steve Jobs died... Now Apple sucks!
Bea MI would never never be caught using an apple, but I can see why people would use an one.
Apple is meant for people who aren't tech savvy. Whereas android phones can be very complicated, depending on what you do with them. Also, android phones tend to be more open ended with customization.
From innovation to... well... copying :/ Apple kinda lost it after good ol' Stevie passed away.
Yes, all of the recent *"innovations"* have been just copying from other companies.
But even when Jobs was still around they where patentsharking smaller companies - Apple's never been the innovator it wants to look like, just more succesful at marketing itself -> money -> legal teams to defend theft or sue small innovators out of their tech (or buy it, anyways, money, not good ideas)
RIP Steve
which innovations do you attribute to Apple? Serious question.
Steve had his problems too.
very nice to show feel good inc when you introduce the ipod, onf of the best song ever
Apple never did anything original
If anything it copied and made better
ilker yoldas What about the iPod? That was original....kinda
Apple made the first Smartphone
RaninArts That's false.
Jack Murphy look up the Diamond Rio PMP300. It even looks similar to the first ipod.
Apple didn't invent copying. Buzzfeed did.
+Catann The Miner no
+MagneTIZed But hen Apple copied it
BWAHAHAH
apple copied buzzfeed's copying
+Charlie Crome ❤
I hate ppl who make fun of something because of how bad it's and still use it
But seriously... U2 for life!
"Make it incompatible with our headphones..." Yep, apple did it, they took away the headphone jack.
Invented Copying? They Copied Copying.
+Obama is love
You copied another Apple haters comment. 'droid fans really are as stupid as research says.
And Apple Fans are too insecure about the product they use so they comment back and make them look ridiculous and ignorant. "'droid"? Get it right you ignorant piece of shit.
Obama is love
So much irony in this comment.
I bet you defend knockoff Jordan shoes too. XD
Keep copying like your cheap ass 'droid.
Obama is love
Spoilt?
Are you jealous your broke ass can't afford a low end iPhone? It's not good to be jealous of those wealthier than yourself.
Shouldn't spend your life focusing on them.
Why would I be jealous of someone who cries to there mommy when they don't get the latest iPhone?
Just tell me you came here after seeing spotify's disstrack
I like how this is in my feed right after Spotify called apple out
Apple hasnt been innovative since steve jobs been gone
spottedstar1123 Steve Jobs wasn't innovative either. He just walked in and told his employs "I want my music on my phone. Get to work."
spottedstar1123 Tablets existed before iPad but Apple just made it look "better". You call that innovation? I don't think so.
Only the finger print. And that's it
Innovation It existed before iPhones existed. So just that Apple uses something doesn't mean that it's an "innovation" or an "invention".
spottedstar1123 the fuck did steve jobs invent....its the same old company aint nothin change homie.
Then they will release AppleHub like pornhub but not free.
+Lion Bara People gonna start grinding up against apples and iphones
Lmao
Fanboys will pay for it too! Perhaps Taylor Swift will write them an open letter criticizing their low image of women, then probably star in an ad promoting it.
+Arjun Chatterjee 😍... I love you so much right now...
Nah, they'll just call it iPorn.
In 2020 when Apple is actually making an Apple search engine
Anyone else get this after Spotify called out Apple?
I thought Xerox invented copying
darklord60411 Nope, Apple invented everything.
Lutranereis everything that was already invented?
Jafas2000gb Adam and Eve are to blame for bring Apple to humans.
Jafas2000gb Now you're getting it!
No, Gutenberg did.
spotify's new innovation: copying pandora
lol not at all. Pandora doesn't let you pick and choose songs it just goes through a random list of songs based off one song you chose. Spotify you can steam any song you want.
sammy kallman you can also pan-fry any song you want
sammy kallman the music genome project is the most complex music theorem ever. it's hardly just a "random" selection. each song has hundreds of tags on it after being assessed by several music professionals and it's specifically designed to introduce you to different genres.
FishCakeIce Except with Pandora, I actually found out about artists with pretty good music that I've never heard of before. Sure, Spotify lets you play the songs you like, and it's a great app thanks to that, but what if the number of songs you know is limited? Yeah, I'm sticking with Pandora.
***** isn't spotify also user based? users create playlists and share them, correct? it's really just a playlist sharing program.
March 2019: Apple makes it difficult for Spotify to function on iOS for real
whos watching in 2019 after watching Spotify's video???
Me
Ikr
Yep
CZcams knows how to make the fire bigger
Spotify's what? What happened to Spotify?
what video is this?
Wait, is Apple Music actually a thing?
yes, it is
ZHA Shadow yep ios 8.4
Yup
Yeah they released it day or two ago
ZHA Shadow No, they are going to just make the phone now support panorama photos 5 years later then everyone else.... Oh they just did that. Oh, they are going to just make it a bit larger 5 years after everyone else... Oh they did that already too. Fuck, what are these cunts going to do when there is no one left to copy.
hey, guess what? I found a ton of songs that Apple music doesn't have. I guess Apple doesn't like my music taste.
+Radioactiv Productions LOL
But you'll love the new U2 album
Why am I even watching this!? I am an Android boy.
Why am I getting this 5 years later
"Good artists copy, great artists steal"
This is not a parody, they're actually facts!
Fuck you
Layo Mojica
Angry Apple fanboy!
Layo Mojica looks like we cound ourselves a fanboy over here
Ninten dude789 No, I have Android. I hate you because you hate gays. Remember that Buzzfeed video?
Ninten dude789 in this world "liberals" will call you fashist for it.
aged like wine
Apple in 2021 :
*We copied CZcams*
Spotify is free lol, and premium is only 99 cents for three months...
Mickey Games Apple Music is free for 3 months.
Mickey Games 99 cents? R u joking?
Mickey Games for three months then it's 8 99
Mickey Games 99 cents? wtf? three months? Are we on the same service here?
***** it's only free for 3 months until you forget to disable your account and they automatically start charging your account. Apple is a plague.
I remember when Sony were the dominant force in the portable music world. MP3 was new, they had some CD walkman devices that could also play MP3, but no one was interested and so Sony didn't take the plunge.
Apple took a risk with bringing out a dedicated MP3 player, or whatever equivalent compression format Apple use, and it swept to success due to being fashionable, something none of the other music tech giants had anticipated.
By the time Sony, Philips and others brought out their rival systems, the iPod had replaced 'walkman' as the general name for 'music player'.
The iPod was sub par for sound quality to its competitors, but no one cared.
Apple aren't technology experts, they are a marketing superpower. They could sell you anything as long as it's white and instantly makes you part of the detestable 'cool club'.
They have the ability to sell what others have failed to, and when they think they can't compete, they make their own and lock their users into it.
CSGuitars I've always said I've had to give them credit for being marketing geniuses. Their products are crappy and unoriginal, but they still manage to convince thousands of sheeple to buy it anyways.
I remember going to buy a video MP3 player back in the day. I went to the store and they had a Zune and a video iPod. The zune had a bigger screen, and I can't remember if it was 4 or 8 times more memory (Zune had 120GB, can't remember if the ipod was 16 or 32) and the kicker: they were the same price.
CSGuitars ,this is so true,but as hardware giants,you can't beat apple,in terms of stability and the compatibility between the idevices and you're imac or mac book or mac pro is unbeatable and as a tech lover and a former pc builder and widows user myself ,my experience with those ,as well as the android platform,is although you got more say on the software,they tend to crash way more often , that combined with the price you pay for it,around 100 bucks,while osx is only 15 bucks,
we only have apple in this house (wich never gave me problems and i excpect they never will) ,except for 1 laptop,a 2014 notebook running w8.1 that hasn't run as it should for 1 single day and believe me,i know my way around computers and windows,
but i agree,if apple gives us more control over what we put on and how we use ios and osx and doesnt imprint stupid (stolen) apps,like stocks or health or any for that matter ,would it not be a great piece of hardware?!
leon
CSGuitars Actually Sony was very threatened by mp3s in general because Sony also produced music at the time and didn't want to fuel a new device that would threaten other profitable sectors of their business. Basically, they were too big, too greedy and wanted to thwart change which always seems to happen when corporations get that big. They start caring more about holding on to what they've got instead of continually innovating.
Apple, Microsoft and Google are all doing the same thing. They are all shooting themselves in the foot by trying to protect what they have.
+enticed2zeitgeist I think Google will always be top dog. They got information and that is power. Google will just buy anything that's innovative. And others will copy it, I guess.
Try watching this video with auto generated captions and be amazed. They get almost every word perfect.
2:19 they didn't invent copying, they copied copying
I loves those videos
The you'll love the new U2 album
"Maybe we'll make it incompatible with our headphones" they called it
Instead of I’m feeling lucky, I’m feeling Apple
I got an app that allows me to download music using wifi , then listen to it without wifi , and it is for free 😂😂
Watching this from my Samsung Galaxy S6 Edge like:
B-)
+Lukasino SVK No, emojis, eh? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I would use one, but I'm on my Macbook at the moment ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+Bailey M as an android user i would rather have no emojis than the monstrosities included in my phone.. (seriously look up comparing tables, all android ones are atrocious, especially Google stock and HTC)
+Sanjeev Nayak B-)
+Bailey M there actually are emojis...
NW Johnson And actually I know... -_-
I got an Apple Music ad on this video...
+Jesus "Soos" Ramirez hey soos hows the mystery shack
That U2 thing is spot on
Actually, Apple was the first to re-imagine mobile payments the way they did, by verifying payments with a fingerprint and using a dedicated secure element on the processor to store credit card info.
"You're our bitch"
There, I said it.
now with the "no audio jack" rumors, the "we are making it not compatible" sounds really real
totes
When he started drinking water I literally DIED
Literally ? Sure ?
People nowadays won’t understand the mandatory U2 joke
I saw How Big, How Blue, How Beautiful!!!!!
FLORENCE!
Florence Fance unite!
ThatGuyNamedElliot Aww yee, Florence = gangster.
I did, too😀
ThatGuyNamedElliot I saw The Richard D. James Album.
Wow i thought this was a joke but a quick apple search proved me wrong.
American 'football' and Apple are the peak of american culture: ripping an already existing thing and rename it
The outro is straight up awesome.
"Say it you're our bitch "
I swear that's what pops in my mind when my friend tells me apple made something new for him.
Atleast if I choose to switch from iPhone to android I can still keep my Spotify music library. You begin using Apple Music, create your library, but realize that you're totally fucked if you want to listen to YOUR music on any other device that's not apple.
I love Spotify because it interfaces really nicely over all devices, not just apples shit ecosystem. I can like a song on my iPhone, and it mirrors it exactly on my computer or vis Versa. It's easy. Plus Spotify's radio services and discover playlists are years ahead of Apple Music. Spotify has fantastic algorithms for that stuff and Apple Music tries but falls short and has obvious biased towards 'big new music'. I can put obscure music into Spotify's algorithms and it'll give me really good results, Apple Music wont work with anything that's not mainstream and when they try to be original, it suggests music worse than Pandora does.
Idk, I've used Spotify for years now and idk why you'd ever think Apple Music was worth it.
There where way too words in there
Im going to guess that you said something smart and you are right
I use Spotify but now there's apple music app on Android
boop
What's hilarious is that you can download MP3 files for free on android and it will show up in your library
I got more spotify ads on my old iphone than my laptop.
Best of U2 1990-2000 was indeed, AWWEESSOMMMEE!
I actually thought this was real for the first few seconds. then I shit my self in laughter
UnitedRecording It has the ch logo at the beginning wtf? Do you mean by, "I thought this was real"
You should try our new invention iDiaper !!!
Do a video of Instagram copying Snapchat with Instagram stories
“Imagine you’re using Spotify.”
“...”
When he said imagine your using spotify I laughed so hard
But Apple Music is a paid service. Spotify is free with occasional ads.
The free spotify is honestly more like pandora. IMO only spotify premium is comparable with apple music and they're the exact same price
Jasmin Awany not at all! Pandora is internet radio. That means you can't choose to play any song you want, you're stuck with whatever it gets and there is a limited amount of skips. Apple Music and Spotify both have this radio system. BUT Spotify also allows to you save any album or track you want from any genre. You can play it when you want for as long as you want, the only catch is you have to watch a 15 second video every 30 minutes (or so it says, but in reality it's a lot less often) The only advantages to paying 99 cents a month is that 1) you don't have any more ads, which is pointless because ads aren't that distracting anyway, and 2) downloading music offline. Internet these days is literally everywhere, so why would you need offline music? That takes up tons of storage space anyway. Hell, even airplanes and cars offer Internet service these days, and if you're on a phone you can just use cellular to access internet. So the free version is really just as good as the paid.
You can pay for spotify so you get no ads.
Spotify on computer only lets you save songs for free. On the phone it is basically pandora unless you pay for premium. Premium is 10 bucks a month, or 5 if you are a student. So if you listen to music on your phone (Which is how most people do listen to music) then you want premium. Just thought I would clarify the things you got wrong. :) (Also having downloaded music is beautiful. It helps when you don't want to use data, or if you want the audio quality better)
I didn't get anything wrong, I was referring to Spotify on iPad, which is what I use all the time. I rarely use my iPhone for anything other than a phone, notwithstanding the occasional text message. On the iPad (and apparently computers) it is essentially free, and premium is just 99 cents. Even then it gives you like a free three month trial of Spotify premium.
I've seen Spotify for iPhone, and while you can't play individual songs in an album when you want, you can get around that by saving the specific song you want in the album (and few or none else) then hitting shuffle play, which it allows you to do. That way you can play for free what you want as if you were on PC or Mac or tablet.
I'm glad I have an android.
Me too apple is over priced low quality versions of android devices.
Apple has acquired about 100 companies over the last six years. Apple watch is last original Apple invention. Big oil, big pharma, big arms, and big tech all monopolies based on same principle. Big fish consumes small fishes.
OMG the outro
iPhone users have to pay for songs, while me and other android users can download any songs for free and it will show up in our library.
Us android users have it good. I still can't believe people are actually buying the terrible IPhone 7.
yeah
Wait really? You can download songs and play them anywhere with or without data/wifi?
yeah man you could do a lot of things with android, you get a android and see the differents of an iPhone (which sucks to me)switch to android.
Meanwhile the viruses can enter your phone easily .
"Say it. Your our bitch" xD I almost cried LOL
oh this is quite relevant atm
0:39 Apple makes things so easy =D