Tide CEO: Soap Isn't Medicine
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Wait? You are back? Amazing!
Learned something new today thanks to this video
So we’re not supposed to inject poison into our bodies? I’m confused.
Amazing! I'm so excited!
@Kerosin Fuchs Actually it's because Facebook put out misleading metrics about the success of video on its platform, centralized content there instead of on individual sites, and then changed its algorithm and destroyed the comedy industry.
My favorite thing about these sketches are that they take place in an alternate universe where the only person at any corporation who has a brain or ethics is the CEO.
The opposite realm
The brightest time-line ?
Its so true, it should really be sketches about the head of HR loosing it over the CEOs crazy ideas
@@YourAverageSaladTosser in-house lawyers, not HR, are the ones that will lose their shit
There’s a few like the tumbler and vemo I think it was called that was a jab at the corporation and made him like an idiot.
There's a human being in this world who legitimately spent like 6 hours producing the packaging for this.
Well, that person probably has a lot of time on their hands right now.
There are human beings literally in this world who actually drank bleach AND ate Tide Pods too
And they did a great job
Only 6 hours?? More like 1 million
That human being? Game Changer's Ash.
As a disabled veteran, you shouting "THIS ONE'S FOR THE TROOPS!" whenever you finish, would do more for us than any ten VA hospitals combined.
Way ahead of you sir. o7
@@lockekappa500 Thank you, on behalf of a grateful nation.
You SERIOUS?
@@LTarts23 110% serious. Have you tried getting help from the VA? It's abysmal. Doing this is at least good for morale.
Ouch 😬
“Give them a pay raise”
The fact that the CEO said that phrase is proof that this is a fictional sketch.
Not always, there are selfish reasons to issue pay raises. It can be a mean to achieve an increase in revenue by speeding up consumer cycle, which is what Ford did. Or it can be used as a tool to squeeze out the competition, which is what Amazon did.
@@justanoman6497 could also just be an incentive for more work
I will say, apparently ford did try to give his works a pay raise only for the share holders and a court to say that the companies only goal is to make money for the share holders
@@orionriftclan2727 Sometimes I wish stakeholders were more common than shareholders rather than the other way around at the higher levels. Imagine if long-term growth was actually prioritized.
It perhaps you're unaware that Tide is poisonous and contains Forever Chemicals (they in us the rest of our lives reeking havoc) that are also cancerous. Tide doesn't have any products I would ever use!
If only actual CEOs actually cared this much
Yeah ikr. If anything, real life CEOs would probably see this video and be like "Write that down! Write that down!"
The Crimson Drummer right
If they were, they wouldn't be maximizing shareholder profits, as they are required to do, so instead, we get CEOs with a rate of psychopathy 20-25 _Times_ higher than the general population.
Isn't our economic system BS?
Well I’m pretty sure the only thing he cares about in this is not getting sued.
Common Dirtbagz Judging by his reaction when he found out the President permitted people over 18 to drink bleach, I’m pretty sure there was definitely a degree of empathy and humanity in his reactions.
Who said sequels are bad. This is golden.
Better than the first
Terminator 2? Whoever said that is clearly wrong. This shit just gets better (and then so so much worse)
@@jmcb0089 this is good but The onion is changing the worst
It’s really funny but I can’t tell if people are actually using tide as medicine. People are dumb enough to do it
I laughed more at this than I ever did from the stuff from a decade ago.
I love how the CEO is literally trying to keep his company from being sued and the company is desperately trying to jump off the cliff
Its my headcannon that the assistant is the grandson from the "hardware store CEO" video and he's crippling these companies from the inside to get paid.
@@JetBlackGodhand This makes sense.
It's like rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic, while also trying desperately to keep the captain from steering the ship directly into the iceberg.
‘Murica
It's like being a lemming farmer.
"You do not get to pretend you're being noble by doing some random shit."
A lesson to tell people in and out of the pandemic.
So true
I loved that part. You just know he pulled that excuse out of his ass lol
Corporations during June:
3:23 "If I fuckin' jerk off on the subway and I say 'this one's for the troops!' - THAT DOESN'T MATTER!"
To be fair many of them actually donate to charities that help queer people. @@mansman2167
"Weirdly... bizarrely... I actually follow the logic on this one." Brennan is a national treasure.
International treasure at this point
He us our good boi
Brennan's the best cast member since Adam imo
I love how it sounds like he is trying to choke back laughter while acting convincingly outraged. It really sells the point at the mixed emotions one would undergo when they work with people who have good ideas that do not mesh well with reality.
That's because soap suppositories do exist. And people used to use them for constipation
“How do I...fix someone’s brain?”
“.....Soap?”
I almost died.
Soap: Now for brainwashing.
From soap?
Dude. I died throughout this entire video.
A lobotomy is a good start.
@@XxThunderflamexX
Lather, Rinse and Obey!
It's time to wash your hair today!
You may think I'm a villain,
yo, I'm just chillin'.
Come on, lemme hear you say…
Lather, Rinse and Obey!
I'm a player just playin' his play.
My product's in a rap song,
time to get your wash on,
with Dr. D's Brain Washing Shampoo
And Cranium Rinse…
Fo' Sheezy it's off the heezy!
To roughly quote a park ranger, it's hard to make a bear proof garbage can because there is a considerable overlap between the smartest bears and the dumbest people
so applying this to the video... its hard to make.. soap? because smartest bears etc.
@@helloworld2409 It's hard to make packaging for soap because the smartest children are roughly equivalent to the dumbest adults. And not smartest as in able to understand not to eat soap; smartest as in I know how to open things and read things
@@helloworld2409you have to thread the needle to make sure kids don’t think it’s candy but adults don’t think it’s medicine
@@jameson1239it's very thin line to walk
@@comandercarnis apparently
To be fair, the childproof cap on the soap-box isn't a bad idea for a company that makes soap-pods that look like candy.
And we don't want adults to think it's a medicine.
If everyone committed to relationships the way Brennan committed to a role...
@@WitsEndMum HA Id still find a way...to be...forever alone
@@spicytofuboytroy8324 No
Ehy is there a d nect t ane
You'd be a problem stalker
We did it boys, divorce rate drops to 0%
*”THIS ONE’S FOR THE TROOPS!!!✌️ “*
Homeless person:"We had no idea we were supporting the troops all this time. "
Man, I'm laughing my ass off all the time I watch this video, especially this part!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 he's a genius!
✌️
@Jim Moriarty it's for getting soap into tight spots
3:18
Ok tho the little ‘aspirin’ ones are actually genius, using one tab to make an entire bottle of hand soap
Yeah imagine how convenient that would be! I'm sure it's not completely zero waste, but that is MUCH less waste than what the market can currently offer us.
There are companies doing this! You buy a bottle once (or use your own) and use concentrate or tabs to make the refills. Blueland, Grove, Public Goods etc. & even grocery store/big box brands like Method & Softsoap
You can also buy sheets of dehydrated laundry detergent; they look like dryer sheets. Your washing machine adds the water.
Ya know I was going to say the math wouldn't work out but, I forgot how little of the soap we buy is actually soap. It's mostly water by weight so we could actually all benefit from switching like that. Cheaper for consumers, more profitable, less work required to make it.
Not very profitable tho
"I will break quarantine to find you." The delivery of that line was exquisite.
“Why is it in a first aid bag?”
“It’s a Swiss flag”
“WHyYyYyyYyYyyyyyyYyyyYYYYYYYYYYYY”
During the winter olympics( not the most recent ones, the ones before that) I asked my mom why the Red Cross had skier. Mom told me it was the Swiss flag. They will always be the Red Cross country to me now.
@@hayzyhorses6899 It isn't a total confidence, I think. At least the red cross claims it's a purposeful inversion of the Swiss flag to emphasize their neutrality in conflict (since they want to protect everyone)
“The Coronavirus also exists in Switzerland.”
Daniel Packer The red cross was also founded by a Swiss in Switzerland. So yeah, it’s not a coincidence that they just used an inversion of our flag.
clearly they r trolling u...
The deadly calm he says “I will break quarantine to find you.” I feel that so much.
Yes. 😄
Now let’s use that at our college professors when they give us a bad grade
I mean I’ve felt that way about so many people on Twitter but sadly I don’t actually know where they live.
Which I guess is lucky for them.
*”Oh, Jesus, NO ONE LIKES SHARING THEIR WORK OVER ZOOM!!”*
Brennan basically described my Junior year of college in a single sentence.
Prior to the whole coronavirus issue I kind of wonder what we would’ve thought of the words “I will break quarantine to find you”. That would probably be some really scary/confusing shit.
“Weirdly, bizarrely, I follow the logic on this one…”
I love the lines Brennan gives when he’s completely defeated
One of my favorite parts of the CH CEO series is how Brennan fluctuates back and forth between a calm voice (like he's trying to calm himself down and regain his sanity, or at least some shred of it) and screaming because the idiocy of his subordinates in making him lose more of his sanity again. 😆
"You do not get to pretend to be noble if you're just doing some random shit."
I want that on a T-shirt.
Tell that to the rioters
I've given this reply an upvote in honour of the frontline workers.
I do as well but honestly I'd feel a bit hypocritical lol
@Audacity or the right wing "mah patriotism" folks. Honestly humans in general actually.
Nehemiah Zo I will pay everything I have for that shirt
"Am I Cassandra" "Doomed prophet, alone and unheeded by the weary world?"
Was not expecting that Greek mythology reference.
Me neither, but I must ask why they do not acknowledge the Pandora's box that this year has become
i wish I could like this video a thousand times
That's the kind of thing that's keeping this from just being the same skit run into the ground. They're not just doing the same thing over and over (they're doing that, too), but going meta with it.
@@elisecobb1528 How this year started: Hey, it's me, Pandora, welcome to my new unboxing video...
Unfortunately, I've had to explain why my name means "prophet of doom" more than once, but they never believe me.
"The president said people over 18 can eat soap"
"...WHAT...WHAT...?"
Pretty much what everyone said
4:58 Ngl, if I was shopping for soap and there was a product just called "Normal Soap," I would buy it at least once.
“I will break quarantine to find you”
More intimidating words have never been spoken.
More so than "you're never going to walk again" in the juul ad?
@@pizzatime8917 thats close...but "I will labotomise you with a pair of dice and a bottle of maple syrup" is *_WAY_* more threatening
@@matthewhamilton2913 I will make you commit evolve playerbase
Intimidating, sure. But also, never more romantic...?
@@pizzatime8917 I will liquidise you until you resemble the consistency of shampoo...
With nothing but a towel and an an album of Celine Dion let's talk about love
“Is that why it comes in this first aid kit?”
“That’s the Swiss flag.”
“The coronavirus also exists in Switzerland.”
It doesn't. Since we are not in the EU it can't spread to us
@@ChocolateAppleSplit Neutral to the bitter end.
Omg yes, glad somebody finally pointed out, that you guys put the Swiss flag all over first aid products. I read somewhere, that you can't legally put the red cross logo (red cross on white background) on unrelated medical stuff. But for some reason you can use the Swiss flag on some random crap? In Europe, we most often use a white cross on green backgound for first aid kits. I mean, it's not a serious problem, I just think it's funny how most Americans associate the Swiss flag with medical stuff, rather than the country.
@@falxonPSN Switzerland has open borders with the EU so u are getting corona from other countries in the schengen zone
@@ChocolateAppleSplit Switzerland has open borders with the EU so u are getting corona from other countries in the schengen zone
"I will break quarantine to find you," is easily my favorite line.
“Am I Cassandra?” expresses perfectly my feelings about the past 10 years.
"it's to honor our healthcare workers"
"you have to actually help people to honor them!"
100%
Meanwhile we're being smug abt jerkin off on the subway..."for our troops!"
I just rubbed one out for all the nurses on the front lines. Especially the hot nasty ones.
Sending all of my Thots and Pears
James 2:15-16 English Standard Version (ESV)
15 If a brother or sister is poorly clothed and lacking in daily food, 16 and one of you says to them, “Go in peace, be warmed and filled,” without giving them the things needed for the body, what good[a] is that?
Yellow ribbon bumper magnets won the war in Iraq, you communist.
"how to I fix someone's brain?"
"soap?"
me: *imagining literally brainwashing someone*
I think there was a TAWOG of gumball scene where Darwin literally washes Gumballs brain.
Clever
We'll just have to use the next best thing: CNN and MSNBC. It has similar effects.
@@manictiger You misspelled Fox "News" and Infowars.
W H E E Z E
"We're calling them... EPI-PENS!?! Oooooh, get f*cked, no we're not!"
LOL, that cracked me up so much.
Favorite part of the episode, lmao
this guy needs some kind of real life award for how much he makes my ribs hurt from laughing, something in real gold
Brennan is truly remarkable lol
best husbundo
Whatever he touches is gold.
Agreed, please can we have more CEO Episodes.
He definitely has a talent with the "only "sane" man around" trope.
One of the only ones worth watching
This is EXACTLY what it’s like being the smartest person in a group project
Underrated.
I'd like to propose a toast to all those who felt genuine pain upon reading this comment
this is what is like working with idiots in any possible situation. you just have to nod slowly and dmg control.
Cool. Now I know how it feels.
So true😂
4:49 I like the little detail that Eat is capitalized so it looks like a whole sentence.
When the assistant said "so the soap doesn't get out", I could feel the CEO's fury lol.
Yo SAME
“Do I drag my carcass to the mountaintop once more? Just to scream a warning that will go unheeded and unheard? Or do I end it?”
That was a downright Shakespearean soliloquy!
I know it was truly beautiful
Basement Bohab Damn :0
Is that from the tempest?
6:30 Leonardo DiCaprio at the end of The Revenant...
Gustavo Antunes it’s a reference to a Greek myth. Essentially Cassandra rejected Apollo, and was cursed to be able to see the future, but no one would believe her prophecies. She predicted that the Trojan Horse was a trap by the Greeks, but was stopped when she tried to destroy it, leading to the famous Trojan Horse incident
2018: Soap isn't food
2020: Soap isn't medicine
2022: Soap isn't drugs
2024: Soap isn't clothes
Huffing soap
Soap isn't salt
2026: Soap isn't real. We got rid of it. It doesn't exist anymore.
@@johnnymitchellcollier Soap was too dangerous to allow to continue to exist. The world banded together and created a vaccine that we used to eradicate soap. Soap is now extinct.
Everything is dirtier, but people are finally safe.
I really hope Brendan eventually gets a job in an actual movie, I love his acting.
4:36 Brendan is so convincing that the dog whimpered a little. I hope it got some love and attention after the sketch was over.
Honestly, I’d totally buy a soap if it was named “Normal Soap”
Normal Soap the best way of branding.
Honestly same.
It implies that everyone else's soaps are bad because they are abnormal and therefore not good. It would be pretty clever and I'd buy it
@@ILikedGooglePlus Too bad the Normal Brand is a clothing line...
Listening to 'Human Music' while I wash with Normal Soap.
"You're a dead man. I will break quarantine to find you."
why is this so funny to me
cuz its funny
Relatable
"I will break quarantine to find you"
That is the most threatening line i have ever heard
The Brennan CEO videos are my absolute favorite CollegeHumor material! He just plays regular, reasonable guys who rightly freak out at the insanity going on around them, and I love it!
The most unrealistic thing about these videos is that the CEOs actually care about human rights.
Ooof, that one hurts
They only care if it affects PR and brand name so it’s probably accurate
In fairness, he mostly cares about being sued, so it's sort of accurate. Like, he sort of cares about human rights, but mostly because he doesn't want legal trouble.
Worst things on earth have been committed in the name of care. All I ask of any business is that they sell me the product I'm buying and respect property rights. So, no pollution lol
He just wants people to not eat soap
"Why does this have a safety cap like an epi-pen?"
"So the soap doesn't get out"
That tight-lipped laugh is our new "Say what you said" moment
Thank you for making this comment.
That laugh is the prelude to a new Batman villain.
"I will break quarantine to find you"
like 1000 right here 🥳🥳🥳🥳
i love how his hair gets progressively worse throughout the video
“This ones for the troops!”
I actually was on the floor dying.
Was it for the troops though?
Brilliant...in so many lvls (ok, most likely on the floor, train moving makes it hard to aim, but the Metaphor..) Brilliant. Had me laughing real hard.
Because you ate a tide pod?
That's kind of how I feel as a healthcare worker. Helping us is honoring us. Pointless gestures on social media by companies that just want to be seen doing it? About as supportive as spanking it on the subway.
I actually wheezed so I hard I couldn’t breathe. Whoever wrote this sketch needs a pay raise right now
"I will break Quarantine to find you"
That...weirdly scares me
The delivery was perfect, that's why.
I think it's kindda hot
It should.
To break quarantine is to escape containment despite being contaminated with some kind of contagion. You should be scared.
i love how at 3:24 you can see Brennan trying so damn hard not to burst into laughter LMAO
Every time I buy a product and it says don't eat, don't tumble dry, don't put your rectum etc I always think, somebody did that.
"You do not get to pretend that you're being noble if you're just doing some random shit."
I feel like that's calling out some people. Some very rich and famous people.
Start listing some that come to mind.
@@mitchellzollinger1100 gal godot, will ferrell
@@mitchellzollinger1100 hmm thats a tough one, how about every person who does trendy things on the internet thinking they're productive, like people who did the ice bucket challenge and went to the hospital
@@mitchellzollinger1100 The tone deaf celebrities singing Imagine from their mansions singing about imagining no possessions. Or the ones who arranged all their yachts to spell out "We're all in this together." Gee, that sure feels SUPER inspiring instead of donating some money to virus research or emergency supplies.
Some political and.... ORANGE ppl...
We demand a new video called "Onlyfans CEO".
YES PLEASE
So, basically the Tumblr video, except they're on board with how people use the app?
Edit: Yes, this aged poorly
I'd just be a 6 minute video of him screaming
isnt onlyfans owned by pornhub?
But Onlyfans isn't struggling?
6:59-I nearly died from this
"have you plugged in the ethernet like I screamed at you to do"
Something about this sentence and the way its delivered just strikes a chord with me and I can't stop laughing, absolute gold!
"Oh get fucked, no we're not." I loved that line so much.
The schtick Brennan does where he's reading the teleprompter and is on board, and then he realizes the whole picture, stops midsentence, and screams in frustration...
Holy shit that gets me too
@Kyrize just in case you ever come back to this one, 3:58 is the reset button for ya mate
@Jim Moriarty I...jus...what is the context for any of this? Help pls
@@leolong2984 there is none, they're just wanting to start a comment war 😅
@@RealCanadianGoose me thinks you is right lol
"I'm gonna break quarantine to find you."
Imagine saying this to someone over video call before 2020
Before 2015
I'm gonna start saying this everytime I have an online meeting
1000th like
@@brandonwei2430 Why 2015?
wait am i missing out. we been in perpetual mco for ...
I was about to eat a tidepod, wash it down with bleach, then inject myself with disinfectans. But then the CEO said no
You joke, but after the orange menace suggested it poison control had so many calls for those exact actions that they had to release a public statement telling people not to.
you boy DOT is running again for 2024.
"Do I drag my carcass to the mountaintop once more? Just to scream a warning that will go unheeded and unheard? Or do I end it?"
that sounds like a quote from homer or something, pretty epic :D
"The coronavirus also exists in Switzerland"
Did you know that every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes?
Oh no way
WHAT
The coronavirus also exists in Africa.
Wait really? I thought a minute was 60 seconds
Does it wave as it goes, or is it a casual affair?
I died when he said, “This one’s for the troops!”
Me too I am watching that in loop
3:23
Arjun this is Nixon, please stop watching this during assembly sessions
@@thewhistleblower8531 Did not expect to see you here. Don’t worry, I’m not even an MNA till next election when I’m back on the party list.
@@arjunamin9399 smh I guess this what the Justices are doing in their free time
🤣 "Don't inject bleach" foreshadowed that Tide epi-pen so smoothly. I love it!
The whole "Do Not...... Eat Soap To Treat Disease" actually reminds me of something one food company here has on their packaging. It has baffled me for a while.... and still does whenever I look at the packaging at work.
Basically, it's a package of confectioneries that, as all food products, has a list of the ingredients on it. Companies here also tend to mark their products as lactose free or gluten free or dairy free or suitable for vegans, etc, as it helps sell your product when it's clearly distinguishable what your product is and isn't.
Well, this confectionery product I am speaking of, kinda does the opposite... except not really. After the ingredients, it actually says "NOT GLUTEN-FREE"... in BOLD letters like that. Except the word "NOT" is at the end of the list of ingredients on the previous line, while "GLUTEN-FREE" is one space underneath the ingredients all on it's own. Such as...
"(Pretend this here is a looooong list of ingredients, fats and sugars and cocoa and everything else that might go into the product) NOT
GLUTEN-FREE"
I don't even want to know how many people have ended up with some serious indigestion as a result.
It's not just indigestion, it's people's immune systems attacking and destroying their own intestines, preventing absorbtion of nutrients and over time potentially causing starvation. Celiac disease is no joke. That labeling could actually kill someone.
The part when he says "Am I Cassandra...?" That. That was the part where everything went blank and I couldn't stop laughing.
is he referencing the ending of fantasy high; sophomore year? or is there another prophet named Cassandra that I'm not aware of?
ian pierce I’m pretty sure it’s the Trojan princess Cassandra from the Iliad, who was cursed to speak the truth in prophesy but no one would believe her
ian pierce Its a Greek myth reference. Short version Cassandra is a woman cursed to see the future but be unable to convince anyone of the truth.
SAME
ian pierce Holy shit. I’m out. Bye, world
SO glad this series is back Brennan is what we need to get through these "trying times"
In these times...that try people
More like these *riot* times
IKR!! I have Missed this series
You mean "times that try people"
Considering these are propably only types they can do
"You don't get to pretend that you're being noble if you're just doing some random shit."
Words to live by.
"No, officer you don't seem to understand I am jerking off on the NYC Subway to honor the troops. why do you hate our fighting men and women, why do you hate america sir?"
6:43 you can tell he's losing it and about to snap at Steven.
“This ones for the troops” my day just got better 100 fold
Edit 806 likes What? I didn’t even make a joke I just noted that it was funny, I guess I’ll take it
OMFGTY Weirdest laugh I've had all day!
As I vet. I found this analogy to be the best thing I'd ever heard.
Is that... not how everyone finishes..?
"you have to actually help people to honor them. Give them a pay raise or something!"
Thank you Brennan.
Three and a half years later, this is interesting to watch
I just keep coming back
"And now, the leader of the free world wants us to drink bleach" got me omg 😂😂
I would like to believe that this is actually how Brennan looks during quarantine
Shannon Sherk quarantine
Spanish Inquisition thanks!
hit the quaran(tine)!
If you watch Adventuring Party, it's actually not far off ^^
Pretty sure it's his real hair and he really needs a haircut. We all do.
This guy has moved from a caricature to basically what ANY SANE PERSON is feeling right now.
America is insane. The country itself is insane, we have insane and negligent Right-Wing politicians who want to inspect athletes' genitals in order to make fun of LGBTQ+ people and want to let people drive over protestors, which is a form of terrorist attack called the "Human Lawn Mower", I do believe, and we have the REST of the country which has lost all faith in this god-forsaken country.
Florida and Georgia's Republican governors should REALLY be IN PRISON for violating people's BASIC HUMAN RIGHTS and CONDONING TERRORISM. Yeah. America's one of THOSE countries now.
@@MysticiaDevHoopsMacabre I think you might be insane
@@metallic480 America is insane. Republicans are insane. I’m not the one violating people’s basic human rights.
@@metallic480 You don’t get to call me insane if Republicans are actively trying to make the world into a WORSE place, a loony bin of insanity. Permission denied.
The absolute GOAT of College Humor. I love it so much. “No part of me at the time could have predicted that didn’t cover all the bases” gets me every time. So true.
Honestly, we need tide to make these suppositories, then have shells etched into them for some comedy.
YES!!!!!!
This sounds like a parody that would be written in a parody world, but it’s was actually written in the real world, which is terrifying. Show this to someone from a few years ago without context and they’d be like “hey man great world building lol”
They would have no clue that world's top rank President pretty much the world king announced the cure of pandemic is soap...
If you actually genuinely believe that you’re uneducated, if you know you’re wrong you’re part of the problem.
wait this wasn't cut scene from Starship Troopers or a Paul Verhoeven Robocop film? o.0
Next you well tell me we currently have a reality TV show host as President or someone once stated they were qualified to be Vice President because they gain valuable expertise in foreign policy on the grounds they are able to see Russia from their home state -_-
@@amazedsatsuma let me guess.... that's actually a thing, isn't it?
@Jyygylag Trump is senile and a sociopath. He doesn't accept the duty of his office, or concern himself with any American lives; he just gets a thrill whenever he gets to kill someone.
"You're a dead man... I will break quarantine to find you."
Mover over, Liam Neeson.
Brennan has a very particular set of skills.
Watch your back when you pass a Denny's
dont mess with Brennan's dog
Brennan is perfect for these. He can express like. Every negative emotion at once. It's amazing
I like how this CEO actually seems to want to do good but his company keeps sabotaging him.
“How do I fix someone’s brain?” “With soap?”
He actually looked in genuine pain when he heard that
Use soap for brain washing
Lmao
I busted out laughing when I saw that, I share his pain. The rest kept me laughing so hard I had to download it. Savor later unlike getting your mouth washed out 'with soap'? Tide indeed should use this as advertisement, we need a little humor whereever we can find it. College humor is it.
I have eaten so much soap I'm seeing double
If I see Brennan I watch it, no matter what
is it favoritism or it's just me
@@spongebobsquarepants8403 it's LOYALTY
This is the correct answer!
All his CEO videos are hilarious.
I should not have watched this while eating alone at a sandwich shop. I am literally crying from laughing so hard and people are looking at me. I have enough anxiety as it is now this is going on. I look like a crazy person right now
Theory- this is a concerted effort by members of the company to damage their CEO’s mental health in such a way as to force him to step down and open his position
5:53-
*In Greek mythology, Cassandra was given the gift of prophecy but was also cursed by the god Apollo so that her true prophecies would not be believed. The Cassandra metaphor relates to a person whose valid warnings or concerns are disbelieved by others.*
I thought it was a Sex and the City reference lol
Thank you no need to google it now 😄
@@harrisdavid912 what
Ah, so me in every D&D campaign I've been in
Apollo must be really pissed at us right now.
Brennan is the greatest thing to ever happen to CH
Fingering Things ✔️ hey! I just saw you on jacksfilms!
While he is certainly a good one, Jake and Amir were the one of the best
Jake sully
S James can’t beat jake and amir
Apart from grant
Something about this feels intentional, not on the CEO end but on the company end.
I think that whoever makes the props for these bits needs just a huge round of applause. That soap pen was great.
Yes the Coronavirus does also exist here in Switzerland.
do you feel honored?
Ashaira I sure do XD
“The Swiss...country.” 😂
Fake news, I was there last summer and there was no Corona virus
Lies.
Okay, so while the CEO actor is amazing, you've got to hand it to everyone else around him that manages to keep their bearings while he convincingly loses his damned mind over and over.
True that
if i was on that set i would have to be dragged off it because of all the takes i ruin with my dumbass laughing
He's also a great DM
I would’ve needed duck tape over my mouth and a bag on my head to stop my funny faces.
Yeah, props to the dog for not laughing the whole time!
Brennen's delivery of "Why is it a swiss flag?" had me cry-laughing.
It's been two years and the epi-pens bit still cracks me up.
“I will break quarantine to find you”- also me to my professors
Dude saaaaaaame. I just had a communications professor that was a grade a B
“That’s the Swiss flag”🇨🇭
“WHHYYYYYYY IS IT A SWISS FLAG”??!!??
“For honoring our brethren of the Swiss Country...Corona Virus also exists in Switzerland”!!!
We’re getting better here, don’t worry ✊
When he asked about "how can I fix someones brain", its good that the response wasn't "brain washing". That may have caused an explosion
One of the best videos from this channel.
Bravo CH for being so smart with writing this sketch during these times that try people
"WHYYYYYYYY is it a SWISS FLAG?!" I lose my shit at that every damn time.
Honestly same
I get the same reaction to “hmn hmn hmn. You’re a dead man. I will break quarantine to find you...” 😂
Never fails to crack me up
“I will break quarantine to find you” is shockingly threatening
“Weirdly…. BIZARRELY….. I actually follow the logic on this one”
I literally did a spit take when he said "This one's for the Troops".