JUUL CEO: No More Advertising to Kids

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  • @dropout
    @dropout  Před 4 lety +8066

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  • @Jackie89000
    @Jackie89000 Před 4 lety +9887

    "That's a child."
    "Technically he's 475 years old."
    Hentai summarized

    • @liamdalemon1525
      @liamdalemon1525 Před 4 lety +565

      THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW HIM LIKE THIS!?!??!
      you know if you were several hundred years old and you could look as young as you wanted, why would you choose to look like an underage lolli instead of you in your prime?

    • @tychoderkommentator2989
      @tychoderkommentator2989 Před 4 lety +218

      @@liamdalemon1525 Maybe them in their prime was an underaged loli. Puberty does some things to some people yall

    • @connordziadul6048
      @connordziadul6048 Před 4 lety +33

      I can confirm

    • @theabyssofjin3372
      @theabyssofjin3372 Před 4 lety +27

      @@liamdalemon1525 cuz flat chested adult woman with mature behaviour and thinking is secsi.
      Have you seen Shuten Douji FGO??? She's secsi

    • @CubularCreeper
      @CubularCreeper Před 4 lety +21

      CaTastrophy427 Oh shit they're still somewhat innocent, nobody introduce them to shota/trap!

  • @Greg-TC
    @Greg-TC Před 4 lety +7281

    “Pulling this shit with this government, we’d be all better off committing *war crimes* than this level of copyright infringement” hahahaha it’s funny because it’s true

    • @selalewow
      @selalewow Před 4 lety +104

      Sadly no, Trump backpedaled because there were a handful of vaping protestors at a rally so he cancelled the ban.
      *sigh*
      Welcome to America.

    • @artembentsionov
      @artembentsionov Před 4 lety +57

      Yep, those poor people making poison for kids. Who’s going to take care of them?

    • @jungkooks80dollarmattress42
      @jungkooks80dollarmattress42 Před 4 lety +50

      *Nazi scientists have entered the chat*

    • @grubalaboocreosote4774
      @grubalaboocreosote4774 Před 4 lety +128

      Noticing the other people who replied don't realize that Trump is serving pardons to convicted war criminals.

    • @jojov5344
      @jojov5344 Před 4 lety +19

      Selale Z well the ban was stupid to begin with the illness was caused by thc cart usage literally enforce the current laws and were good all the illnesses were from underaged users either vaping carts or Juuls both are shit but we need to leave regular nicotine vaping that’s on things that aren’t Juul alone like I’m a legal adult if I can die in a war go into debt and pay taxes my choice to huff mango Mai tai through a hot stick should not be infringed because Timmy and the local gas station owner don’t follow the rules about being 18 to use and buy these products sooo yea

  • @oceanman4166
    @oceanman4166 Před rokem +11137

    The funniest part of this is that it implies that a CEO of a nicotine company actually cares about children using their products and is upset for any reason other than bad reputation

    • @ultraliskbuilder5831
      @ultraliskbuilder5831 Před rokem +178

      I mean the real Juul guy did.... So..... The joke is on us?

    • @oceanman4166
      @oceanman4166 Před rokem +94

      @@ultraliskbuilder5831 Wait, really? That feels new

    • @__-nd5qi
      @__-nd5qi Před rokem +370

      @@oceanman4166ye the og dude wanted Juul to be the off-ramp for people trying to quit real cigarettes

    • @Zealant
      @Zealant Před rokem +48

      @@__-nd5qi that’s not true, they specifically said they have no interest in being a cessation aid for smoking. Idk that it’s the same head person but he was one at some point.

    • @__-nd5qi
      @__-nd5qi Před rokem +109

      ​@@Zealant i know they changed heads a few years back

  • @Florkl
    @Florkl Před rokem +1956

    The smugness with which the guy says, “Adult. Backpack.” And how confidently Brennan says, “You’re never walking again.” Just kills me

    • @jt3948
      @jt3948 Před rokem +15

      @@johnw9771 adult backpack

    • @peachibread1983
      @peachibread1983 Před 11 měsíci +173

      I know he ended up with a black eye but we never hear from smug guy for the rest of the video so I'd like to think the CEO still won

    • @maddengames4438
      @maddengames4438 Před 8 měsíci +36

      @@peachibread1983the fact he only came out of it with a bruise shows he did

    • @terrifictortoise5602
      @terrifictortoise5602 Před 8 měsíci +12

      WHAT’RE YOU DOI-!?

    • @Lars-bg1gy
      @Lars-bg1gy Před 8 měsíci +10

      As an adult, I’d unironically use that backpack

  • @jakethespoopycat
    @jakethespoopycat Před 4 lety +8391

    “What would Minecraft taste like?”
    “It tastes e a r t h y”

  • @BossByGamer
    @BossByGamer Před 4 lety +11940

    “Save your allowance for Juul pods”
    I died

    • @timethunder4820
      @timethunder4820 Před 4 lety +202

      So did the kids

    • @theboys1079
      @theboys1079 Před 4 lety +7

      See I probably would have to but when you just quote the video it’s a spoiler and I didn’t laugh bc it was old news so thanks you friend

    • @kyuubinaruto17
      @kyuubinaruto17 Před 4 lety +44

      ​@@theboys1079 Can't blame him. The comment section is for talking about the video so dipping into the comments before finishing the video automatically makes you prone to spoilers.

    • @DeepFriedOreoOffline
      @DeepFriedOreoOffline Před 4 lety +30

      @@theboys1079 Dude, reading the comments before finishing a video is like reading the guide book before beating a game. I don't mean to blame the victim, but...
      Also, it's too.

    • @porterwilbourn9635
      @porterwilbourn9635 Před 4 lety +2

      Same

  • @jau5652
    @jau5652 Před rokem +1665

    "technically he's 475 years old" "THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW HIM LIKE THIS?" is what I ask myself everytime I watch fantasy anime 😭

    • @technicalmachine1671
      @technicalmachine1671 Před rokem +7

      But that's why you watch it

    • @eliasmg9144
      @eliasmg9144 Před rokem +73

      Just once I'd like to watch an anime were everyone looked their age

    • @amdrewgamer
      @amdrewgamer Před rokem +36

      @@technicalmachine1671 what...

    • @funnylittlecreature
      @funnylittlecreature Před rokem +38

      @@technicalmachine1671 why *you* watch it, maybe...

    • @gonoroad2160
      @gonoroad2160 Před rokem

      @@technicalmachine1671 I don't want to assume things about you, but not just for legal reasons, you should prob state that this is a joke. Looking at drawings of literal children, that by lore are really old witches and then making highly sexual scenes about them, is really questionable. I would also like to add, that I find it even more questionable, how often I talk with people about this, but you really sound, look and feel like a pedophile, if you were to talk about thinking certain characters being attractive to you, as I have often times heard before, about characters such as Zoe, from League of Legends.

  • @HAVIN_aBLAST
    @HAVIN_aBLAST Před rokem +2460

    the excited face he makes when he hears about a genuinly good idea to then see the horrible execution that's sure to backfire. Absolutely priceless

  • @a_sad_cinnamon_roll1594
    @a_sad_cinnamon_roll1594 Před 4 lety +9225

    “WE WOULD BE BETTER OFF COMMITTING WAR CRIMES THAN THIS LEVEL OF COPY RIGHT INFRINGEMENT” it’s so true i hurt myself laughing

    • @turma8eac
      @turma8eac Před 4 lety +220

      At least with war crimes it’s harder to be convicted

    • @johntapp7980
      @johntapp7980 Před 4 lety +23

      So true

    • @JoshKeatonFan
      @JoshKeatonFan Před 4 lety +131

      Yep, Pokémon is owned by Nintendo and they sue people as there side job just for fun!

    • @a_sad_cinnamon_roll1594
      @a_sad_cinnamon_roll1594 Před 4 lety +81

      JoshKeatonFan listen those heathens used .01 seconds of music that sounded sorta like the music that sounds when you cross that one bridge in the secret part of ORAS that was never released, they had it coming and deserved the 1.7 million dollar fine. Honestly it’s good that scum like that are in prison

    • @chrism4403
      @chrism4403 Před 4 lety +3

      @@JoshKeatonFan *their

  • @joseangelrodriguezpolanco634
    @joseangelrodriguezpolanco634 Před 4 lety +5841

    "We'll be better committing war crimes than this level of copyright infringement" killed me 😂

    • @kalibbailey6219
      @kalibbailey6219 Před 4 lety +38

      I'd give you an upvote but "nice"

    • @bob778_6
      @bob778_6 Před 4 lety +65

      Nintendo copyright is no joke just look at what happened to those Emulator people last year or Soldier boy this year.

    • @leahsander5490
      @leahsander5490 Před 4 lety +88

      I mean, war crimes aren't even a crime in the US. Never punished any of their war criminals. You're better off committing war crimes in the US than jaywalking.

    • @TwoAndEightBorders
      @TwoAndEightBorders Před 4 lety +12

      @@leahsander5490 Sad but true

    • @numberoneappgames
      @numberoneappgames Před 4 lety +4

      true do

  • @lolmanbob123
    @lolmanbob123 Před 2 lety +2953

    Having the CEOs be the voice of reason in companies gone mad instead of the usual "CEO is the villain mastermind" is what sets this series apart and I am HERE for it.

    • @lughbrazil6365
      @lughbrazil6365 Před rokem +27

      This guy CEO posting

    • @GBS4893
      @GBS4893 Před 7 měsíci +11

      Satyre though, it's still the same idea. He even says looking the camera straight up in the eye: "We're monsters."

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 Před 5 měsíci +3

      Except for the venmo one.

  • @colinhildebrand9837
    @colinhildebrand9837 Před 2 lety +2173

    Oh God.
    It's the only censored CEO sketch.
    Because they're MARKETING TO CHILDREN-

    • @shadeofsound23
      @shadeofsound23 Před 2 lety +107

      Ohmygod I can't unhear it now

    • @tommyfroggyy_
      @tommyfroggyy_ Před rokem +80

      PFFT WAIT I DIDNT NOTICE

    • @futuza
      @futuza Před rokem +38

      Hahaha just noticed

    • @drummerrck
      @drummerrck Před 11 měsíci +26

      I was JUST asking myself why this one's edited. That's amazing.

    • @IHMyself
      @IHMyself Před 8 měsíci +1

      😂

  • @Medbread
    @Medbread Před 4 lety +2025

    When he said "why just inhale juul when you can wear it too" I really thought he was gonna say "Introducing Juulry"

    • @matthewdykeman8149
      @matthewdykeman8149 Před 4 lety +103

      And make it a ring pop.

    • @woolfieMcP
      @woolfieMcP Před 4 lety +32

      OPEN UP, IT'S THE PUN POLICE

    • @scuevas1
      @scuevas1 Před 4 lety +9

      Juulry already exists thanks to chinese companies lol

    • @oxksie
      @oxksie Před 4 lety +15

      ACCEPT YOUR PUN-ISHMENT

    • @ramskam
      @ramskam Před 4 lety +1

      Same

  • @michaelsanchez3251
    @michaelsanchez3251 Před 4 lety +7568

    "We'd be better off committing WAR CRIMES, than this level of copy right infringement!"
    Favorite line, by far.

    • @Kalleron
      @Kalleron Před 4 lety +79

      Nintendo is so savage 0_0

    • @pavlikshimko7940
      @pavlikshimko7940 Před 4 lety +55

      same thing for playing copyright music for 0.1 seconds

    • @the_grim_gamer3039
      @the_grim_gamer3039 Před 4 lety +92

      He's not wrong I mean Pokemon is brutal in court.

    • @evilordoftheinternet4116
      @evilordoftheinternet4116 Před 4 lety +27

      The_Grim _Gamer Nintendo is gonna bust some kneecaps.

    • @99lodewijk
      @99lodewijk Před 4 lety +77

      @@the_grim_gamer3039 not only that but the US is actively ignoring (read: not recognizing the authority of and obstructing the judgement of) international courts that judge warcrimes so you're literally better off committing war crimes.

  • @WizzardJC
    @WizzardJC Před 2 lety +717

    "save up your allowance for juul pods!" in that happy little voice nearly killed me as I was eating a burrito, i laughed, accidentally inhaled hot sauce, and nearly choked laughing 😂

    • @lightningpastry2153
      @lightningpastry2153 Před 11 měsíci +15

      I refuse to believe there aren't at least five outtakes of Brennan losing it at that scene

    • @thorskjelver8564
      @thorskjelver8564 Před měsícem

      Just know that your legacy lives on. I did the exact same thing

  • @karma_monkey
    @karma_monkey Před 9 měsíci +95

    I shared this with coworkers and now "LOOK AT ME AND SAY WHAT YOU SAID!" is a constant saying in our office.

  • @gretchenlemmond9645
    @gretchenlemmond9645 Před 4 lety +9619

    Ah yes, my favorite juul flavor- Minecraft

    • @example5237
      @example5237 Před 4 lety +45

      oatmeal juul flavor

    • @tr0m
      @tr0m Před 4 lety +17

      o f c o u r s e

    • @arlan9203
      @arlan9203 Před 4 lety +10

      Worms The next one is the taste of drûgś

    • @example5237
      @example5237 Před 4 lety +7

      @@arlan9203 yumm drugs

    • @michanforever
      @michanforever Před 4 lety +12

      ahh love that earthy taste...

  • @roberttrotter557
    @roberttrotter557 Před 4 lety +2861

    His poor guy, he can’t own a single successful business

    • @gran9773
      @gran9773 Před 4 lety +49

      Is it his fault? Are his coworkers simply too... mad? Idiotic? Insane? Stupid? Breinless? What fits the most i wonder....

    • @shadowcarthage
      @shadowcarthage Před 4 lety +2

      @@gran9773 Yes

    • @jamariirobinson725
      @jamariirobinson725 Před 4 lety +17

      They're all successful. They just one day become unsuccessful.

    • @AnyssaBall
      @AnyssaBall Před 4 lety +19

      He even has to keep changing his name

    • @JoseMendoza-JAM
      @JoseMendoza-JAM Před 4 lety +6

      Tumblr was good he the one who fucked up

  • @Pineapple-hx9ty
    @Pineapple-hx9ty Před 2 lety +420

    I love how after the child backpack incident the only thing the CEO walks back with is a moderately damaged eye.
    This man knows how to kill.

    • @olliegoria
      @olliegoria Před 4 měsíci +10

      I took it as he got his ass kicked

    • @Pineapple-hx9ty
      @Pineapple-hx9ty Před 4 měsíci +8

      @@olliegoria you do not walk away with only a singular black eye from an "ass kicking"

    • @olliegoria
      @olliegoria Před 4 měsíci +4

      @@Pineapple-hx9ty look idk what their makeup department is and isnt capable of, but the black eye and sour look on his face tells me he lost that fight

    • @Pineapple-hx9ty
      @Pineapple-hx9ty Před 4 měsíci

      ​@olliegoria the sour look on his face is from being the ceo of a shithole lol

    • @dragonfire5000
      @dragonfire5000 Před 4 měsíci +21

      @@olliegoria Notice how the "Adult Backpack" guy doesn't say anything else for the rest of the video?
      CEO walked away with a black eye. "Adult Backpack Guy" isn't walking ever again.

  • @tuptastic304
    @tuptastic304 Před 2 lety +404

    "because bottom line, that's what children are" is such a genius line oh my god

    • @AshMenon
      @AshMenon Před rokem +18

      holy shit I just got that. That's amazing.

    • @icegod4849
      @icegod4849 Před rokem +12

      It took me a solid 10 seconds of reading this to realize the underlying joke oml

    • @idotn8752
      @idotn8752 Před rokem

      Can someone explain it pls

    • @icegod4849
      @icegod4849 Před rokem +26

      @@idotn8752 "bottom lining" is a euphimism for someone dying as it is referring to heart beat monitors going from an up and down motion to a flat one. So the line can be also taken as "dead, that's what children are"

    • @idotn8752
      @idotn8752 Před rokem

      @@icegod4849 thanks

  • @sarahvishevnik5940
    @sarahvishevnik5940 Před 4 lety +27797

    The CEO series is a comedic goldmine.

  • @TheFallacy357
    @TheFallacy357 Před 4 lety +7696

    The matter of fact way the cameraman says Adult backpack is literally the funniest thing I have ever seen

    • @christianobrien4736
      @christianobrien4736 Před 4 lety +120

      Adult batpat

    • @SCUL-E
      @SCUL-E Před 4 lety +113

      I liked how he said "Technically, he is 476 years old."

    • @jbug1979
      @jbug1979 Před 4 lety +21

      Packpack.

    • @chasbianco142
      @chasbianco142 Před 4 lety +37

      Adelt bekpek?

    • @jbug1979
      @jbug1979 Před 4 lety +40

      @@chasbianco142 In America, YOU wear adelt bekpek. In Soviet Russia, adelt bekpek wears YOU.

  • @MeonLights
    @MeonLights Před rokem +157

    "That's a CHILD"
    "Technically they're (insert an absurd age definitely not humanly possible)"
    "THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW THEM THAT WAY?! WHY ARE THEY MAKING BEDROOM EYES?!"
    Anime be like...

  • @captaincrispy2184
    @captaincrispy2184 Před 11 měsíci +69

    My favourite line from this will always be "Your child took it to school my accident?!" 2:25
    The delivery on this is just perfect.

  • @defender2222
    @defender2222 Před 3 lety +3264

    "Why are they making bedroom eyes"
    I just know that wasn't in the script.

    • @hiti6753
      @hiti6753 Před 2 lety +122

      100% a Brennan ad-lib.

    • @XHackManiacX
      @XHackManiacX Před 2 lety +13

      I must admit (ooh) I'm not surprised...

  • @clapflamer6962
    @clapflamer6962 Před 4 lety +6638

    “Oh this actually isn’t that bad...”
    “Save your allowance for Juul pods!”

    • @asaprutvz
      @asaprutvz Před 4 lety +234

      “We’re monsters.”

    • @ariz1516
      @ariz1516 Před 3 lety +99

      Brennan's thoughts: "We're f*cked"

    • @joeyteter9383
      @joeyteter9383 Před 3 lety +30

      You are my hero. No matter how many times I’ve watched this video, which is a lot, I could never catch what it said lol

    • @elweewee
      @elweewee Před 3 lety +13

      4:46

    • @RoScFan
      @RoScFan Před 3 lety +7

      that part was my favorite

  • @zM00Nx
    @zM00Nx Před 2 lety +140

    "I have never seen blue raspberry marketed to anyone over the age of 10"
    The Alcohol industry : *nervous sweating*

    • @meghanhenderson6682
      @meghanhenderson6682 Před měsícem

      I liked blue raspberry because it turned my tongue blue. What's the point of it as...just a flavor?

  • @ezekielbaskerville2710
    @ezekielbaskerville2710 Před rokem +56

    I love how the cameraman knows his kid took the Juul lunchbox and *still* doesn't see the issue is so on brand for companies I'm left wheezing.

    • @ibrahimalee23
      @ibrahimalee23 Před rokem

      The cameraman is so braindead that it hurts lol

    • @tommyliu7020
      @tommyliu7020 Před 5 měsíci +3

      I thought you’re left wheezing because of Juul products 😂

    • @ezekielbaskerville2710
      @ezekielbaskerville2710 Před 5 měsíci +4

      @@tommyliu7020 Nah, I'm an adult, so I'm _clearly_ not Juul's target demographic.

  • @rasengdori13
    @rasengdori13 Před 2 lety +17507

    I really like this character of a CEO who is a morally-sound person deep down, but is woefully inept at his job in overseeing his own company that's spiraling out of control.

    • @tunkiyo
      @tunkiyo Před 2 lety +326

      I feel like this character and the Tumblr character are perfect representations of the irl CEOs XD

    • @THEGRUMPTRUCK
      @THEGRUMPTRUCK Před 2 lety +271

      It's the "one sane man in a world of crazy people"

    • @joshuacarroll1758
      @joshuacarroll1758 Před 2 lety +11

      Same lol

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 Před 2 lety +42

      Yeah. Say what you will, but he has good moral fiber.

    • @asmolbean9300
      @asmolbean9300 Před 2 lety +81

      A ceo having morals is an impossible contradiction.

  • @Calvin-wm2rg
    @Calvin-wm2rg Před 4 lety +1658

    Technically, he's 475 years old killed me lol glad they acknowledge that Ash is an immortal ten year old

    • @mrfantasticyellow2471
      @mrfantasticyellow2471 Před 4 lety +3

      Right? Haha this sketch was hilarious

    • @SomeYouTubeTraveler
      @SomeYouTubeTraveler Před 4 lety +13

      "It's ok Robin, Nowi's a centuries-old dragon!"

    • @Calvin-wm2rg
      @Calvin-wm2rg Před 4 lety

      @@SomeCZcamsTraveler Fates is a great game

    • @SomeYouTubeTraveler
      @SomeYouTubeTraveler Před 4 lety +7

      @@Calvin-wm2rg "It's ok Corrin, none of them are _really_ your sisters!"

    • @juanpablorobayo9891
      @juanpablorobayo9891 Před 4 lety +10

      "S/he's technically 3,000 years old so it's ok if I lewd!!"
      every time I see this online I feel like minecrafting my head off

  • @cam-mercy
    @cam-mercy Před 2 lety +152

    This series is an excuse for Brennan to freak out occasionally and I *love* it.

    • @panpolypuff
      @panpolypuff Před 3 měsíci

      This comment belongs on several Game Changer episodes too 😂

  • @mrhelitosis7564
    @mrhelitosis7564 Před rokem +67

    If that “Just Juul” show actually existed, a mental institution would have a field day trying to cure Saberspark.

    • @007megaoof
      @007megaoof Před rokem +2

      Wrong it’s not furry porn

    • @pryingeyes1551
      @pryingeyes1551 Před 8 měsíci +2

      Uh oh. What Saber been up to?

    • @mrhelitosis7564
      @mrhelitosis7564 Před 8 měsíci +1

      @@pryingeyes1551Do you see the brain rotting stuff he has to watch? He sacrifices his sanity for us.

  • @shadownerd9701
    @shadownerd9701 Před 4 lety +3135

    CZcams: Don't Market to kids
    College Humor: That sounds like a skit!
    CZcams: ....

  • @dalton7625
    @dalton7625 Před 4 lety +7226

    *puts on backpack*
    “LOOK AT ME... AND SAY WHAT YOU SAID”
    “adult... back...pack”
    “you’re never walking again”

  • @wojteklenartowicz8436
    @wojteklenartowicz8436 Před 11 měsíci +24

    - You're never walking again!
    - What are you do-
    It was so perfect. The cut, the delivery, Brennan's quick walk to the poor soul behind the camera. I was laughing for 10 minutes straight.
    Keep up the good work, gang.

  • @acetrigger1337
    @acetrigger1337 Před rokem +20

    He didn't say "I will break your legs." like it was a threat.
    He said "you are never walking again." like it was already a fact.

    • @Blasted2Oblivion
      @Blasted2Oblivion Před 2 měsíci

      Then it cuts to him with a black eye. I guess it didn't go well for him.

    • @meghanhenderson6682
      @meghanhenderson6682 Před měsícem

      @@Blasted2Oblivion It cuts back to him with ONLY a black eye, and the other guy is never heard again. There's a clear winner.

  • @thelaughinglynx7445
    @thelaughinglynx7445 Před 4 lety +2496

    The way he briefly gains hope when they hand him the book, but then dies inside when he opens it... my h e a r t

    • @onetruth37
      @onetruth37 Před 4 lety +20

      Yeah. It's strangely, honestly sad

    • @jmbthegreat
      @jmbthegreat Před 4 lety +12

      Same with why he reads about Just Juul before seeing the pokemon rip off.

    • @onetruth37
      @onetruth37 Před 4 lety +1

      @@jmbthegreat I see that more as relief than hope

    • @jmbthegreat
      @jmbthegreat Před 4 lety +1

      @@onetruth37 I agree he has that moment of hope but then it's just destroyed by it being a Pokemon ripoff.

    • @scottvelez3154
      @scottvelez3154 Před 4 lety

      Life in a nutshell

  • @DesertKitsune
    @DesertKitsune Před rokem +20

    Brennan's shriek of, "Look at me and say what you said!" gets me every time. 😂

    • @disneylover6408
      @disneylover6408 Před 15 dny

      Also the "You're never walking again!" Is priceless 🤣 😂😂

  • @nuxxexe3968
    @nuxxexe3968 Před rokem +153

    Update: the FDA ordered Juul off the market today 😂

    • @columbus8myhw
      @columbus8myhw Před rokem +12

      "On June 23, 2022, the FDA denied authorization for Juul to continue selling its products in the United States, and issued Marketing Denial Orders (MDOs) banning any further marketing or sale of the products effective immediately.[20][21] That order was blocked by the U.S. Court of Appeals in Washington, D.C. the next day.[22]"

    • @ComradeSlice
      @ComradeSlice Před rokem +11

      Damn. Right after I saved up my allowance for Juul pods!!

    • @Woodsnat
      @Woodsnat Před 9 měsíci

      @@columbus8myhw unfortunate, but even if it passed kids would probably switch to cigarettes

  • @Treydies
    @Treydies Před 4 lety +3522

    Everything Brennan is in is instant comedic gold. Like he's the sole reason I have dropout

    • @cthulhutheendless1587
      @cthulhutheendless1587 Před 4 lety +3

      Is it worth it?

    • @remingtonry
      @remingtonry Před 4 lety +26

      Jack Timothy I would suggest it for dimension 20 alone and their awesome game shows and parody’s are just the cherry on top

    • @dirtylevel
      @dirtylevel Před 4 lety +5

      You sound like an advertisment

    • @SH19922x
      @SH19922x Před 4 lety +5

      Hes a bit off the mark in this video? Usually he's got a lot more sting in his acting lol.

    • @yasspanda2559
      @yasspanda2559 Před 4 lety

      The whole gang thanks you.

  • @gEtar87
    @gEtar87 Před 3 lety +8497

    The fact that he recalled the colors of the power rangers is the best part of this skit

    • @littlesnowflakepunk855
      @littlesnowflakepunk855 Před 2 lety +53

      he forgot about white ranger

    • @kokirij0167
      @kokirij0167 Před 2 lety +181

      @@littlesnowflakepunk855 That’s the green ranger tho. Same person, different suit

    • @zygas25
      @zygas25 Před 2 lety +42

      The colors depend on the continuity

    • @Ludwig_Perpenhente
      @Ludwig_Perpenhente Před 2 lety +77

      @@littlesnowflakepunk855 Colors usually depend on what Ranger Continuity it is, sometimes Green becomes White, Pink becomes Purple or Black and etc etc. The only colors that don't change is Red Yellow and Blue

    • @jiado6893
      @jiado6893 Před 2 lety +30

      That lunchbox and backpack had serious 90s energy.

  • @cryo311old
    @cryo311old Před 2 lety +21

    “That’s a child!”
    “Technically, he’s 475 years old”
    “Then why did you draw him like this?!”

  • @Buphido
    @Buphido Před rokem +27

    I absolutely love the glee in Brennans face as he was proven right by the kid taking the "juul carrying case" to school on accident. xD

  • @craxnor
    @craxnor Před 4 lety +3070

    “Actually he’s 475 years old.”
    “THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW HIM LIKE THIS!”
    All of Japan feels attacked right now.

    • @shaoran1026
      @shaoran1026 Před 4 lety +55

      As if they give a damn. They'd more likely to flood the market even more just out of spite. 😂

    • @doot9695
      @doot9695 Před 4 lety +6

      @@shaoran1026 I know

    • @paperclip9558
      @paperclip9558 Před 4 lety +34

      lmao japan is a pedo nest.

    • @NikoTheNerd
      @NikoTheNerd Před 4 lety +40

      all eyes on you lolicons

    • @anarchomando7707
      @anarchomando7707 Před 4 lety +17

      @@NikoTheNerd better animated than live-action

  • @nolifeconsolegamer
    @nolifeconsolegamer Před 3 lety +4138

    “Save up your allowance for Juul pods!”
    “We’re monsters.”

  • @fjrapper436
    @fjrapper436 Před rokem +18

    "Save up your allowance for Juul pods" I'm freaking dead

  • @Jake-rs9nq
    @Jake-rs9nq Před rokem +19

    "Because 'bottom line', THAT'S what children are... *our* future."
    Beautiful writing

  • @kilometerbob2662
    @kilometerbob2662 Před 4 lety +2493

    "This is a child"
    "Actually hes 475 years old"

    • @teadealer6706
      @teadealer6706 Před 4 lety +23

      a classic

    • @Mc47Fan
      @Mc47Fan Před 4 lety +40

      And yet the worst argument people pull up when trying to point fingers at others to call them pedophiles or something

    • @nalyddoow9295
      @nalyddoow9295 Před 4 lety +68

      @@Mc47Fan "bruh its just a drawing"

    • @dan-rk7yx
      @dan-rk7yx Před 4 lety +15

      Every anime dudebro

    • @jpg3306
      @jpg3306 Před 4 lety +61

      THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW HIM LIKE THAT

  • @smartass199614
    @smartass199614 Před 3 lety +8425

    I love how he has a black eye after he tells the cameraman that he’s never gonna walk again.

    • @sendie7645
      @sendie7645 Před 3 lety +109

      That’s the joke

    • @smartass199614
      @smartass199614 Před 3 lety +386

      @@sendie7645 I know, but the attention to detail for a CZcams skit is amazing

    • @shadowbladeace1651
      @shadowbladeace1651 Před 2 lety +49

      I didn't notice that. Hmm.

    • @otakonjunkie
      @otakonjunkie Před 2 lety +546

      True, but you also never hear from the off camera guy again, so the CEO may have succeeded.

    • @apolloptx
      @apolloptx Před 2 lety +95

      @@smartass199614 Attention to detail? That ISN'T attention to detail. That's a basic joke. Imply he got punched by adding a bit of make up. Holy shit, wow, so genius...

  • @foxhazhax4845
    @foxhazhax4845 Před rokem +3

    "Look at me, AND SAY WHAT YOU SAID!!"
    😹😹😹😹

  • @climatectrl3350
    @climatectrl3350 Před rokem +6

    "Nobody over the age of 10 likes blue raspberry."
    Me, a 32 year old man trying to hide my Blue Raspberry ringpop: Haha, yeah uh- yeah.

  • @AGothNamedWednessday
    @AGothNamedWednessday Před 3 lety +7098

    Brennan's ability to react to something in character like it's genuinely the first time he's seeing it is so amazing

    • @jerrywoods9958
      @jerrywoods9958 Před 2 lety +39

      That's because it is. You can't get this gold otherwise.

    • @Malkontent1003
      @Malkontent1003 Před rokem +70

      @@jerrywoods9958 Nah, m8. That's what we call acting.

    • @Kelarys
      @Kelarys Před rokem +53

      @@jerrywoods9958 if you sincerely believe that they got all this on the first take, I have a bridge I'd like to sell you lol

    • @ziwuri
      @ziwuri Před rokem +17

      @@Kelarys They get like 30-60 minutes of half-improvised footage (of which 90% is obviously very funny because it's Brennan, cmon) and then they show the 5 best minutes.

    • @madeline_from_celeste_real
      @madeline_from_celeste_real Před 9 měsíci +2

      Wait, he isn’t the ceo of JUUL?

  • @0ctopusComp1etely
    @0ctopusComp1etely Před 4 lety +2219

    "There's a CHILD!"
    "Technically, he's 475 years old!"
    I died. Too accurate.

    • @fuzzyllama451
      @fuzzyllama451 Před 4 lety +29

      ​@metalfaust19 .
      Kanna looks 5 but is ~500 years old - from Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid
      Raphtalia looks ~20 but is 10 years old - from The Rising of the Shield Hero
      Stiyl Magnus looks 30 but is 14 years - old from A Certain Magical Index
      Also Ash from Pokemon is still 10 years old last i checked

    • @SerenityM16
      @SerenityM16 Před 4 lety +3

      Ugh sudden flashbacks to *trying* to read Negima, gods that was horribly written

    • @Canido19
      @Canido19 Před 4 lety +10

      @@fuzzyllama451 I have ultimately learned 2 major lessons from anime: 1) 1st impressions are bullshit; 2) context is always important.

    • @jennbaker6964
      @jennbaker6964 Před 4 lety +6

      0ctopusComp1etely THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW HIM LIKE THAT

    • @meatvortexgaming7134
      @meatvortexgaming7134 Před 4 lety +3

      anime be like

  • @JB-yb4wn
    @JB-yb4wn Před rokem +25

    And now they are being sued for $438 million dollars for selling to kids. 😆

    • @KenshiIV
      @KenshiIV Před rokem +3

      Crazy how this still holds up.

  • @matthewbartlett3442
    @matthewbartlett3442 Před 4 měsíci +3

    when he got to the Juul Spinners I said, "Oh they're wind chimes" then the camera angle changed and I died laughing realizing what it was

  • @user-ss8zo6uu6h
    @user-ss8zo6uu6h Před 4 lety +1704

    Why do I feel like Brennan improvized the power rangers bit.

    • @Rapscallion2009
      @Rapscallion2009 Před 4 lety +210

      I felt the same thing. Like it's something he did between takes to make the crew laugh, but it worked so well they left it in.

    • @Black_pearl_adrift
      @Black_pearl_adrift Před 4 lety +12

      Only 90s kids will remember skskkss

  • @Emma-lq4zd
    @Emma-lq4zd Před 3 lety +8904

    Everyone’s talking about Ash’s age. I just can’t believe they missed the opportunity for Pikajuul

  • @thesecondhalfshow9903
    @thesecondhalfshow9903 Před rokem +3

    Revisiting this in light of recent developments

  • @mrpotatohead3618
    @mrpotatohead3618 Před rokem +10

    The power ranger line was creative and had me dying for way longer than it should've

  • @Cheapvideos
    @Cheapvideos Před 4 lety +3891

    People: THATS A CHILD
    hentai artist: Technically, he’s 475 years old
    People: Then why did you draw him like this

    • @soarel325
      @soarel325 Před 4 lety +56

      I don’t know, why do furry artists draw animal-like characters?

    • @martinooo420
      @martinooo420 Před 4 lety +72

      Soarel because they are outcasted members of society that’s why

    • @joshmorris5284
      @joshmorris5284 Před 4 lety +44

      @@martinooo420 "outcasted members of society" people who wear fur-suits aren't outcasted members of society, they're mentally ill.

    • @fargonianproductions2767
      @fargonianproductions2767 Před 4 lety +52

      Josh Morris they are not mentally ill, they just have different interests

    • @adt4864
      @adt4864 Před 4 lety +5

      @@fargonianproductions2767 they are a bit pushy tho.

  • @hannahferguson378
    @hannahferguson378 Před 4 lety +2721

    “What does Minecraft even taste like?!?!”
    It tastes like my 8 year old, overheating MacBook begging for mercy as I place the final block in my 7 story house

    • @mizuxoo
      @mizuxoo Před 4 lety +59

      it tastes like your 8 year old? yikes

    • @godbroccoli11
      @godbroccoli11 Před 4 lety +17

      get rid of everything after "my 8 year old" and that's it. That's the flavor

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 Před 4 lety +4

      @@mizuxoo Yes. Everyone knows, above about half a year, they are only good for soup and nothing else anymore.

    • @salimalbitar
      @salimalbitar Před 4 lety +1

      Error 404

    • @johno8465
      @johno8465 Před 4 lety

      Or nostalgia: every cloud u puff is a cloud of depression

  • @810462841
    @810462841 Před 2 lety +11

    The ENTIRE ‘just juul’ segment has me in tears every time, has never failed to make me laugh so hard. What a sketch, I hope college humour keeps making these!

  • @Commander_Appo
    @Commander_Appo Před rokem +4

    Makes sense this was in my recommendations

  • @Inkwell_Music
    @Inkwell_Music Před 4 lety +2871

    He unironically has a really nice relaxing voice when when gets real quiet

  • @livingbass9617
    @livingbass9617 Před 4 lety +10804

    I’m thankful that this series isn’t being ruined or overdone with too many episodes too often because the spacing out of the episodes is retaining the comedic value. I love this series.

    • @mrana2424
      @mrana2424 Před 4 lety +136

      That’s key. The only bring it out when it’s good.

    • @PinkENBlue
      @PinkENBlue Před 4 lety +68

      I didn't realize they were intentionally delaying this series until now

    • @phnexOice
      @phnexOice Před 4 lety +171

      @@PinkENBlue I think they also are waiting for companies that are uniquely bad, not just regular bad

    • @gagewendland4315
      @gagewendland4315 Před 4 lety +23

      That's what Smosh started doing wrong I think.

    • @SSJGhost_Wolf
      @SSJGhost_Wolf Před 4 lety +14

      I never thought about it like that, but spacing it out actually does make it better

  • @Engineer_Who
    @Engineer_Who Před rokem +18

    Just got the news that FDA has banned Juul electronic cigarettes. Well done, CH!

  • @CookiePepper
    @CookiePepper Před rokem +13

    1:09 He had made a great decision about stock option.

  • @anawkwardbean165
    @anawkwardbean165 Před 4 lety +2882

    *Cameraman*: my kid took it to school by accident
    *The kid, smoking in front of their friends*: yeah, i saved my allowance for Juul pods

  • @nathanortiz7712
    @nathanortiz7712 Před 4 lety +4244

    Anime in a nutshell:
    Manga and Anime artists: she's actually 475 years old
    CEO: ThEn WhY DiD YoU DrAw HiM LiKe ThAt

    • @swisslord2478
      @swisslord2478 Před 4 lety +15

      Because

    • @fluffbutt9960
      @fluffbutt9960 Před 4 lety +142

      Because weebs are highkey pedos.
      *Don't fucking change my mind.*

    • @jackbennett6902
      @jackbennett6902 Před 4 lety +88

      @@fluffbutt9960 most of us ain't. Just the lolicons.

    • @ASlutty9SUnit
      @ASlutty9SUnit Před 4 lety +36

      @@fluffbutt9960 You must really hate Undertale, then, considering what Toby is...
      Also coming from someone named, "Fluffy Goatbutt", who 100% peruses the "Undertail" tag.
      I genuinely can't tell if this is next level trolling, or just massively unaware...

    • @W1nds
      @W1nds Před 4 lety +29

      i mean if your immortal and can never age that tends to happen but at least make them not look like kids

  • @kimmyp3407
    @kimmyp3407 Před 2 lety +6

    i love that this video went viral more than most for CH. This to me showcases what this channel can do for the world for good.

  • @RobertMMunroe
    @RobertMMunroe Před rokem +7

    Seriously, The CEO videos are the best thing to happen to CZcams ever. I laugh cry through every one. So good.

  • @alphawolf7417
    @alphawolf7417 Před 3 lety +4156

    "If we f*** with Pikachu it's our ***!!"
    Truer words have never been spoken.

    • @evanchismark3092
      @evanchismark3092 Před 3 lety +19

      Ironic. Dank carts seems to be effing with koffing.

    • @TeeComedian
      @TeeComedian Před 2 lety +66

      The line about war crimes was horrifically right too

    • @woodrow-wilson
      @woodrow-wilson Před 2 lety +3

      @@TeeComedian Yeah that's America lol

    • @Randumbplayer
      @Randumbplayer Před 2 lety +1

      Phhh you wish

    • @dayhel2367
      @dayhel2367 Před 2 lety +4

      Not even in the context of juul that’s true for literally anyone in universe or in ours

  • @shiningstar737
    @shiningstar737 Před 4 lety +1427

    I want to see one where Brennan plays the ceo if CZcams
    In accurate clothing

  • @Twenty2246
    @Twenty2246 Před rokem +18

    3:14 do you understand how f*cked we are

  • @spacecaptain9188
    @spacecaptain9188 Před 8 měsíci +2

    Seriously, the CEO series is the best thing to come out of CollegeHumor! I love these so bad!

  • @LoganWH8
    @LoganWH8 Před 4 lety +2428

    I actually expected “Juul Spinners” to be vape fidget spinners.

  • @ethanpan2335
    @ethanpan2335 Před 4 lety +4407

    Brennan is terrifyingly good at acting unhinged.
    “Anyone disagree?”

  • @tairneanaich
    @tairneanaich Před 2 lety +12

    I simply adore how good Brennan is at acting completely and utterly hysterically unhinged. His Righteous Anger Schtick is Chef‘s Kiss

  • @Invariel
    @Invariel Před rokem +4

    Well, this is particularly relevant today.

  • @-bdiddi-
    @-bdiddi- Před 4 lety +1897

    CEO: "That's a child!"
    Intern: "Technically, he's 475 years old."
    CEO: "THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW HIM LIKE THIS!!?"
    lmao literally every anime with a sexualized child character

    • @zentar2646
      @zentar2646 Před 4 lety +98

      its a 800 year old vampire loli

    • @example5237
      @example5237 Před 4 lety +58

      @@zentar2646 it's a 400 year old witch loli. so it's okay some how.

    • @yuriy3467
      @yuriy3467 Před 4 lety +20

      Child character? Lolis are immortal beings.

    • @momkeybmalls8551
      @momkeybmalls8551 Před 4 lety +4

      There's a reason why misty wears shorts and overalls

    • @Ryeniken
      @Ryeniken Před 4 lety +21

      Don't worry, She's actually 2000 years old, so the legality of this situation is morally gray!

  • @morgedits
    @morgedits Před 4 lety +1599

    “How does Minecraft TASTE?!”
    “Earthy” 😂😂😂😂

    • @dakat5131
      @dakat5131 Před 4 lety +9

      not sure what I expected the answer to be, but that answer both is ridiculous,and yet oddly makes sense.

  • @huh8525
    @huh8525 Před rokem +11

    welp. this aged well.

  • @Rovetown
    @Rovetown Před 2 lety +32

    I like how Brennon is able to make all CEO‘s sound like People who care about their product.

  • @Zenologia4673
    @Zenologia4673 Před 3 lety +4522

    “Adult. Backpack.”
    I’m shaking laughing every time 🤣

    • @tjking7457
      @tjking7457 Před 2 lety +122

      “You’re never walking again!”

    • @mehnah5033
      @mehnah5033 Před 2 lety +58

      @@tjking7457 "What are you doi-!"

    • @iwong3357
      @iwong3357 Před 2 lety +62

      I love the seething contempt you can hear in his voice when he says "LOOK AT ME AND SAY WHAT YOU SAID!"

    • @fernandod4046
      @fernandod4046 Před 2 lety +8

      Wow. That backpack is bigger than most adult backpacks I see.

    • @devabratsarma867
      @devabratsarma867 Před 2 lety +3

      I think this is the legit best moment of this skit... LOOK AT ME.. 😂😂😂

  • @jamesrivers3627
    @jamesrivers3627 Před 4 lety +671

    There are levels to his anger. The last one is defeat

    • @dezh6345
      @dezh6345 Před 4 lety

      You're talking about the black eye?

  • @bigmonke7661
    @bigmonke7661 Před 2 lety +1

    I can’t stop rewatching these

  • @nomnomgoblin8901
    @nomnomgoblin8901 Před rokem +1

    wow, this came back into my recommendations at the right time.

  • @AN-xl7ej
    @AN-xl7ej Před 4 lety +1419

    I died at "He did? Whatever did he mistake it for?!"

  • @baggedboy
    @baggedboy Před 4 lety +3134

    “Yellow, red, pink, green, blue, black. Those are the exact colors of the power rangers.”

    • @justsomenobody1454
      @justsomenobody1454 Před 4 lety +30

      Retail Facts 101 He meant the original six

    • @fenhen
      @fenhen Před 4 lety +8

      Blitzwing The Hothead To be fair no kids care about a kids cartoon from 25+ years ago.
      It is actually is marketed towards adults!

    • @justsomenobody1454
      @justsomenobody1454 Před 4 lety +2

      fenhen Yeah, Ik? Am I not allowed to correct though?

    • @fenhen
      @fenhen Před 4 lety +1

      Blitzwing The Hothead It is not allowed, I’m calling the internet police.

    • @theshockerpit7274
      @theshockerpit7274 Před 4 lety +12

      Go go juul Rangers

  • @dingusispingus5987
    @dingusispingus5987 Před 2 lety +2

    The delivery on the words “adult backpack” is just great.

  • @MrSarcasticGaming
    @MrSarcasticGaming Před 9 měsíci +3

    The look of excitement on his face when the guy mentions his child took it to school is PRICELESS.

  • @stanamilanovich3956
    @stanamilanovich3956 Před 4 lety +1225

    I always like the brief moments of hope before he's utterly crushed, then... the anger. This is brilliant.

    • @imadooddood8803
      @imadooddood8803 Před 4 lety +24

      The best one was the book. His soul ascended

    • @CrazyYasha
      @CrazyYasha Před 4 lety +3

      These are my favourite sketches.

    • @artypyrec4186
      @artypyrec4186 Před 4 lety

      You just described parenthood

    • @mattgreen7692
      @mattgreen7692 Před 3 měsíci +1

      They made Game Changer because of this comment

    • @stanamilanovich3956
      @stanamilanovich3956 Před 3 měsíci

      @@mattgreen7692 At least certain episodes seem inspired by it. He is very...consistent.

  • @bodebaggins
    @bodebaggins Před 3 lety +8081

    dear collegehumor: please make more of these. they are fucking hilarious and brennon really sells it

    • @coopermurphy4754
      @coopermurphy4754 Před 3 lety +16

      We are in a pandemic

    • @borgnafthecheesegod1546
      @borgnafthecheesegod1546 Před 3 lety +78

      @@coopermurphy4754 yeah;
      and?...., it's not like they have to have brennan in a room with others, you barely ever see anyone else, and they recently put one out where he was conversing with an employee on computer so it's totally doable.

    • @maximillion322
      @maximillion322 Před 3 lety +82

      Brennan Lee Mulligan is a national fucking treasure

    • @cryo311old
      @cryo311old Před 3 lety +6

      @@coopermurphy4754
      Tide 2.0

    • @trinwheeler4639
      @trinwheeler4639 Před 3 lety +2

      They did it

  • @burn1253
    @burn1253 Před rokem +3

    i rewatch these CEO sketches every few months to feel something

  • @nauticalsandwich9003
    @nauticalsandwich9003 Před 7 měsíci

    i love that i can go back to these videos and still see the college humor name.

  • @liemn23
    @liemn23 Před 4 lety +837

    “Save up your allowance for Juul’s pods.” No ambiguity there, and no f*cks given!

  • @Joker8pie
    @Joker8pie Před 4 lety +1131

    Cameraman: "Adult. Backpack."
    Brennan: *"Ah so you have chosen death, I see"*

  • @Ikxi
    @Ikxi Před rokem +14

    0:25 Future customers

  • @angelcrisis44
    @angelcrisis44 Před rokem +18

    Breaking news: JUUL has now been banned in the US