Massive Steven Crowder Lawsuit, Diddy's Mansions Raided - Off The Rails

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    0:00 Fart Dance Intro
    2:16 Topic Introduction
    2:35 Big Pregnancy & Child Update
    4:40 Finland Vs Sweden
    8:15 More Baby Talk!
    24:00 The Bach3lor Girls!
    35:00 Goofs & Gafs
    39:25 Wild Ethan Lookalike
    44:10 Teddy Fresh Copied My Design Debunk
    52:40 TikToker HATES His Viewers
    59:40 Coconut's Girlfriend Broke Up w Him
    1:00:35 Dark Viper Under ATTACK
    1:06:52 Diddy's LA Home Raided by Homeland Security
    1:29:52 Another Ryan Kavanaugh Failure!
    1:51:43 Steven Crowder Exposed By Ex Employee
    2:37:50 Steven Crowder Sends His Gerald To Defend Him
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  • @basedhistorian5222
    @basedhistorian5222 Před měsícem +525

    Teddy is learning martial arts so AB doesn’t have to guard Ethan’s house anymore

  • @Jeremycook_
    @Jeremycook_ Před měsícem +1228

    Hawk calling out Ethan for looking at mortality rates while Hila was watching was pretty funny.

  • @crystalrose8394
    @crystalrose8394 Před měsícem +4023

    Chat is my Kinetic Sand when I'm not that interested in a topic.

    • @OfficialDialTone
      @OfficialDialTone Před měsícem

      I could be your subway surfer.. babeh

    • @TheTanglyHen1026
      @TheTanglyHen1026 Před měsícem +102

      Just be patient imo you don’t wanna overstimulate ur brain or rip attention span IMO
      Sometimes u gotta sit through things and just learn and listen

    • @kaitlyns9972
      @kaitlyns9972 Před měsícem +170

      @@TheTanglyHen1026if it was educational, maybe. If it’s….this…..maybe not?

    • @analeemiranda
      @analeemiranda Před měsícem +35

      That’s why I’m sad I can’t read them after :(

    • @Marleyaye
      @Marleyaye Před měsícem +70

      @@kaitlyns9972i think their point is that making a habit of getting too used to overstimulation in any context leads you to always needing distractions and ruins your attention span

  • @jessicacameron24
    @jessicacameron24 Před měsícem +1906

    The way Ethan says “like 70” when asked Justin Timberlake’s age literally made me cry

  • @hustelpuff610
    @hustelpuff610 Před měsícem +1191

    I love Hawk so much for being a dad💀 he’s the only one that tells Ethan the truth😂

    • @samuelfraley8737
      @samuelfraley8737 Před měsícem +8

      What are you referring to? I love Hawk as well!

    • @pooey
      @pooey Před měsícem +50

      He's very forward and blunt but I love it as a contrast to the crew. We need Hawk as a permanent cohost/ crew member

    • @hustelpuff610
      @hustelpuff610 Před měsícem +82

      @@samuelfraley8737 I’m referring to when Ethan was talking about infant and mother deaths at birth! Hawk told him off😂 also, I can’t remember if it was Monday or last Fridays episode, but Hawk told Ethan not to stick his hands in the communal food he’d brought for the crew

    • @1boredom2strikes3
      @1boredom2strikes3 Před měsícem +53

      @@hustelpuff610was kind of disrespectful to The Hawk tbh, man’s smug- brought lawfully all these great gifts and Ethan out here ruining it for others w/ peace and love The Hawk is the guidance this crew needs to fly ever higher. It’s only a matter of time until The Hawk has a daughter named Peace. With Peace and Love.

    • @JuicyZucchini
      @JuicyZucchini Před 29 dny

      @@pooeyyoure ridiculous

  • @bearmouse1000
    @bearmouse1000 Před 27 dny +128

    At 1:16:10 when Cam says, “Nothing lasts forever dude. Gotta embrace the impermanence of all things.” That foreshadowing hit. Have a great future Cam!

  • @miranda13c
    @miranda13c Před měsícem +1985

    Wishing Hila a fast and safe delivery next week! ☀️

    • @OfficialDialTone
      @OfficialDialTone Před měsícem +77

      Can't wait to see the little choompaloompa

    • @MamaHam47
      @MamaHam47 Před měsícem +52

      But not too fast! Lol

    • @chloerene7858
      @chloerene7858 Před měsícem +2

      Family 🗣️❤

    • @miranda13c
      @miranda13c Před měsícem +27

      @@MamaHam47Haha yes we don’t want poor Ethan to have to catch little Sunny. 😂

    • @evandence
      @evandence Před měsícem +12

      It’s not delivery, it’s digiorno 🍕

  • @xenawarriorprincess4495
    @xenawarriorprincess4495 Před měsícem +305

    Ethan saying “next, bye!” Instead of “thank you, next” was great

  • @kyrahirsch4367
    @kyrahirsch4367 Před měsícem +981

    Hawk is FAMILY

  • @Jessica-rd2fu
    @Jessica-rd2fu Před měsícem +819

    The conversation about making another Ryan Kavanaugh website had me literally crying with laughter 😭

    • @travis590
      @travis590 Před měsícem +17

      If they don't, you know someone else will.

    • @FreshNews247
      @FreshNews247 Před měsícem +1

      Joe Biden vs Joe button

  • @thetwilightzone4204
    @thetwilightzone4204 Před měsícem +499

    always DIE LAUGHING whenever they show the clip of Ethan hitting the gag Crowder button under the table LMAOOO

    • @BaileyM666
      @BaileyM666 Před měsícem +11

      I read this just as it happened on the show 🤣 kills me every time

    • @redlightmax
      @redlightmax Před měsícem +8

      2:33:48 Nobody is safe.🛎

    • @eyanmartin-snyder3435
      @eyanmartin-snyder3435 Před 9 dny

      They didn't show the clip of him telling his pregnant wife he would "fuck her up" tho?? While it may be triggering, I feel it is essential to understanding who he is as a person. That clip will definitely be played in court so I'm unsure why they didn't show it here

  • @fangsfangs
    @fangsfangs Před měsícem +804

    40:12 the way Dan laughed at the thought of Ethan doing housework lmfao

  • @gracesgoodvibes
    @gracesgoodvibes Před měsícem +629

    candace owens saying "hold my fart like a bong rip" is my favorite sound bite of the year so far

    • @reneem6175
      @reneem6175 Před měsícem +1

      Absolutely

    • @figonacci
      @figonacci Před měsícem +7

      @@reneem6175I can't find a video of her saying this, where can I find it?

    • @alexu176
      @alexu176 Před měsícem +1

      No way this happened 😂

    • @mh2120
      @mh2120 Před 27 dny +4

      It does sound like Olivia though 😭 Sorry girl 👊🖐️👊🖐️👊🖐️

  • @christinafoti5260
    @christinafoti5260 Před měsícem +515

    Every time love says shidiot is my favorite

    • @courty_v
      @courty_v Před měsícem +10

      I can’t stop saying it hahaha

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou Před 29 dny +4

      sheeeeeeeeeesh!

    • @lolalee2467
      @lolalee2467 Před 22 dny +2

      i say it all the time and no one understands 😭

  • @whatintheworld7624
    @whatintheworld7624 Před měsícem +857

    Last episode: Watching Jeff fall in love.
    This episode: talking about a sex trafficker and an abusive boss/husband.
    Lmao what a swing!

    • @OfficialDialTone
      @OfficialDialTone Před měsícem +5

      What has my life become lol

    • @AngelaMarie426
      @AngelaMarie426 Před měsícem +14

      🛤️ off the railssssss

    • @Adrian-oz1tm
      @Adrian-oz1tm Před měsícem

      Sup who did Jeff choose

    • @sneedfeed3179
      @sneedfeed3179 Před měsícem

      Foreshadowing?

    • @Sara-xk1ns
      @Sara-xk1ns Před měsícem +7

      @@Adrian-oz1tmVerica. The first video they showed him. They were on Monday and she let everyone know she isn’t into the public eye/social media thing snd she won’t be on camera again. They both want to keep it private and real life off their CZcams life.

  • @eliotcole663
    @eliotcole663 Před měsícem +702

    THE HAWK is so Love coded and I love Love’s humor! Always a great time when THE HAWK is in the studio.

  • @Winter-mh3lb
    @Winter-mh3lb Před měsícem +88

    Hey guys I noticed Kermit got knocked over. Please sit him back up, he deserves respect. Thanks

  • @MadeleineDixon
    @MadeleineDixon Před měsícem +138

    Love's Dad: "There's only two things I can't stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures....and the Finns."

  • @mrspreminger
    @mrspreminger Před měsícem +247

    Saying “knock it off” in response to serious allegations is killing me

  • @ariseira_
    @ariseira_ Před měsícem +523

    A few notes:
    1. The US maternal mortality rate places being a mother as the 4th most dangerous job, so still nothing to sniff at.
    2. The 1% maternal mortality rate is per pregnancy, not per woman. Remember they didn't have modern contraception either so for the average number of pregnancies per woman (7-10) the death rate would be 7-10% over a woman's life time.

    • @sneedfeed3179
      @sneedfeed3179 Před měsícem +6

      Being a mother isn’t a job. Being a father isn’t a job. Being a child isn’t a job.

    • @alicetoyou448
      @alicetoyou448 Před měsícem +113

      @@sneedfeed3179yeah because it’s not like you can hire people to watch kids for money or anything. Taking care of children takes no effort!! (/s)

    • @sansevierika133
      @sansevierika133 Před měsícem

      And the maternal mortality rate is 3 times higher for Black women than white women.

    • @gemwood1386
      @gemwood1386 Před měsícem +6

      ​@@sneedfeed3179i think they just mean that your not paid for it! Not that it's not hard work!

    • @diegoley7700
      @diegoley7700 Před měsícem +36

      ​@@sneedfeed3179 I think you missed the point. They were using this as a comparison to show how high 32/100000 still is by today's standards. They were not making an argument that being a mother IS a job.

  • @HoneyRyker
    @HoneyRyker Před měsícem +43

    Baby Zach running around the house dressed up as phantom of the opera is the cutest thing I’ve ever heard

  • @just5566
    @just5566 Před měsícem +427

    Happy i was apart of the windy William’s segment 2 years ago. It was the highlight of that year for me.

  • @HorrorcoreArtists
    @HorrorcoreArtists Před měsícem +184

    Did you get your passport? Did you get your shots? Hawk, would you like to come back with Love to America? America!

  • @noahreeverts465
    @noahreeverts465 Před měsícem +68

    Every time Ethan makes a joke he turns his head soo fast to look at the crews faces to see if he should button, and I love it

  • @marissah1336
    @marissah1336 Před měsícem +137

    Sometimes I realize the topic I’m laughing about is crazaazy, but that’s Ethan’s talent; he can make even horrible and tragic topics hilarious

  • @sydneyborg177
    @sydneyborg177 Před měsícem +84

    dan saying “you’re gonna start doing housework” to ethan is so incredibly funny

  • @zsargent
    @zsargent Před 28 dny +30

    Hawk making periodic appearances is a huge W for the show. Unofficial dad to the crew.

  • @Indybone
    @Indybone Před měsícem +380

    I just paid for a membership… could not have timed it more poorly 😂

    • @sineadwild
      @sineadwild Před měsícem +11

      Me too😩😆

    • @kaitlyns9972
      @kaitlyns9972 Před měsícem +135

      Now you can go back and watch all the previously filmed members only stuff though right?!

    • @tomaustinmedia
      @tomaustinmedia Před měsícem

      @@kaitlyns9972Yep exactly! Perfect time to catch up on members livestreams or BTS episodes 💖✌️

    • @ChicBeautyxo13
      @ChicBeautyxo13 Před měsícem +3

      Sameeeee

    • @recently_deceased
      @recently_deceased Před měsícem +25

      There are a bunch of old BTS videos in the members tab!

  • @Kat-ht9ms
    @Kat-ht9ms Před měsícem +83

    I Love that ethan and Hila are having an Aries baby, and naming him SONNY

  • @heroderp218
    @heroderp218 Před měsícem +50

    I love how the hawk talks like love "just stay by a hotel easy"

  • @uubish
    @uubish Před měsícem +54

    Dan is the keeper of facts and has the memory of an elephant. Big ups to daddy Dan.

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou Před 29 dny +15

      Stop puttin those elephant ears on me

  • @chloe5275
    @chloe5275 Před měsícem +87

    "No dude, that's mean."
    - ethan's lawyers
    - Jay Shetty

  • @Mezzy..
    @Mezzy.. Před měsícem +257

    Someone said the liver failure podcast in chat and it made me cry tears

    • @EthanKleinScat
      @EthanKleinScat Před měsícem +4

      Why is that funny?

    • @average_mouse
      @average_mouse Před měsícem +35

      @@EthanKleinScatRyan is an alcoholic

    • @nutskok5394
      @nutskok5394 Před měsícem +3

      Cold ones?

    • @Anr1231
      @Anr1231 Před měsícem +1

      The way I just CACKLED

    • @b.000
      @b.000 Před měsícem

      I'm not understanding this reaction. Are you so animated while watching this podcast that you're crying?

  • @brittanysalvatori7150
    @brittanysalvatori7150 Před měsícem +422

    The USA is crazy with maternity leave. Canada is like Sweden where you get 12-18 months and can share time off with the father.

    • @pafeso1659
      @pafeso1659 Před měsícem +1

      With the crown? Or by law

    • @babaganouche9605
      @babaganouche9605 Před měsícem +30

      ​​@@pafeso1659In Canada if you work a certain amount of hours before a child is born/fostered/adopted then you apply for parental leave to the governmentof Canada. You get paid 1 years worth of 60% of your salary. You can apply for up to 18 months of parental leave, but you still only get 1 year /60%. A lot of people will take 1 year due to this, but it is an option. Parents can share the 18 months and can even take time simultaneously. Ex: mother takes 15 months leave and father takes 3 months with the first 3 months of babies life having both parents off to care for baby. It is flexible. There are also other childcare credits given to parents as well. There is likely more to this, but I haven't experienced it personally to know all the details.

    • @sneedfeed3179
      @sneedfeed3179 Před měsícem +1

      Cool now compare the income tax 🤡

    • @Nastymcsheisty
      @Nastymcsheisty Před měsícem +65

      ​@@sneedfeed3179we already get taxed to shit in the US anyways, might as well make use of it

    • @lanes8292
      @lanes8292 Před měsícem +25

      WILD I'm from Canada too and when he said "do you agree with that?" To Hawk, I was like ??? Is this controversial??? Isn't this normal???

  • @NecrozmaJade
    @NecrozmaJade Před měsícem +164

    It sounds like Hilary was trying to help Gerald by telling him to disassociate from Crowder. Telling him to get off a sinking ship, before he goes down with it. But Gerald has the energy of the bullied kid who orbits the bully and does all his homework and gives up his lunch money willingly in the hopes that one day the bully will stand up for him, and Crowder is the kind of guy to throw him into oncoming traffic to save a single dollar.

  • @veronicaescobedo6441
    @veronicaescobedo6441 Před měsícem +132

    Dan looked 🔥 with his glasses. Dans the Man... Great episode today, but can't wait for members episode tomorrow in the studio 🥰🥰 last week was so good. Cheers!

    • @wormz4brains
      @wormz4brains Před měsícem +12

      Dan has never looked good

    • @ariseira_
      @ariseira_ Před měsícem +6

      I was digging both Dan and Olivia's glasses! Such a fun vibe

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou Před 29 dny +1

      Dan’s just trying to figure out if he could beat Ethan’s 4 year old son in a fight

  • @isaveu
    @isaveu Před měsícem +98

    Ethan and the crew talking about getting old . Enjoy every moment , it goes im the blink of a eye . mother, now grandma and i just hit 60. where did it go? I was just a teen not long ago.

    • @anaataide263
      @anaataide263 Před měsícem +5

      I love this comment 🤍

    • @isaveu
      @isaveu Před měsícem

      @@anaataide263 ❤

    • @benw1544
      @benw1544 Před měsícem +23

      This has successfully scared me

    • @cupknee
      @cupknee Před měsícem +9

      it goes slower when you don’t have any kids 8)

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou Před 29 dny +8

      Whoa you’re a very rare holographic part of this show’s demographic, you know that right? What did you think about when last night we let the Rizzler talk, and even Livvy Dunne was gettin rizzed up by Baby Gronk? You know, when her gyatt was so Ohio and skibidee? What did ya think about that era?

  • @emilyboone4679
    @emilyboone4679 Před měsícem +50

    Camera switching to hawk just in ABs spot is crazy funny

  • @KYCN8
    @KYCN8 Před měsícem +124

    We love when Ethan busts out those moves 🕺🏼

  • @tluvsbeauty1
    @tluvsbeauty1 Před měsícem +153

    Man it is Wednesday man.

    • @rebeccaquinones3090
      @rebeccaquinones3090 Před měsícem +4

      1 to make Monday better, 1 to boost you through the week, 1 to kick off the weekend 👏

  • @veronicaescobedo6441
    @veronicaescobedo6441 Před měsícem +116

    Prepping myself not seeing H3 after next Wednesday, but super excited for Hila and Ethan ❤❤

  • @andylloyd1987
    @andylloyd1987 Před měsícem +87

    If the 'Let me finish' soundbite Zach dropped when talking about Finland does not appear in The best of Zachs sound bites for March, I'm throwing hands

  • @Etticos.
    @Etticos. Před měsícem +100

    THAT DOESN’T WORK EEEEEEITHERR 😡😭

  • @mandybutler4043
    @mandybutler4043 Před měsícem +18

    Dan saying "Are you the new mom!?" Regarding Gerald's concern for the kids safety...had me laughing for a minute 😆

  • @sloop3720
    @sloop3720 Před měsícem +111

    dan is looking fabulous today

  • @LydiaReneeDarling
    @LydiaReneeDarling Před měsícem +163

    Sadly the maternal mortality rate is way higher for black women in the US, UK and Canada- very sad and one of the reasons I’m never having kids

    • @alyssaj9867
      @alyssaj9867 Před měsícem +12

      It’s sadly been proven that black women are far more prone to preeclampsia and hemorrhaging. I dont think the geographic location affects that?

    • @ambersmith2612
      @ambersmith2612 Před měsícem +69

      @@alyssaj9867they’re less likely to receive appropriate medical care it’s not about the location itself but the structures within them

    • @tluvsbeauty1
      @tluvsbeauty1 Před měsícem +1

      Systemic racism and systemic misogyny both permeate our healthcare systems, including research to inform best practices… it’s heartbreaking that their is disproportionately safe care for different groups of ppl…💔

    • @mark-ko9py
      @mark-ko9py Před měsícem +5

      ​@@ambersmith2612 they're more likely to be obese and have hypertension, major risk factors

    • @LydiaReneeDarling
      @LydiaReneeDarling Před měsícem +6

      @@alyssaj9867location mentioned because they were talking about the stats within the West, the rate doesn’t apply equally across each demo

  • @ssuuzziiee
    @ssuuzziiee Před měsícem +43

    I had a boss refer to my maternity leave as a "3 month vacation". I had my second C-section AND had my tubes removed a month after. I was not even 8 weeks post surgery when my boss said this to me.

    • @firstnamelastname3349
      @firstnamelastname3349 Před měsícem +2

      but like... you chose to have a baby yourself

    • @SeroTonan
      @SeroTonan Před 29 dny

      @@firstnamelastname3349 You still have time to delete this. Digital footprint is real

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou Před 29 dny +5

      Sounds like a pretty sweet vacation, sign me up for that luxury hotel asap

    • @emmam628
      @emmam628 Před 29 dny +18

      @@firstnamelastname3349it being a choice doesn’t change the fact that giving birth is traumatic to the body and mind ? we need to respects both parents leaves more.

    • @firstnamelastname3349
      @firstnamelastname3349 Před 29 dny +1

      @@emmam628 doesn't change but you subscribed to this voluntarily. and it's not a secret what it's like. hate when people whine about something they inflicted on themselves and use their kids or pregnancy as a way to get sympathy or gains from people

  • @_aokigahara_
    @_aokigahara_ Před měsícem +78

    to hila- i was induced with my 1st baby and i absolutely loved it! i’m more of a “planning” type of girl and i like when i know when things are happening. with my 2nd i had an induction date scedualed but my son ended up coming 2 days before my induction and he also just shot out lol no time for an epidural, no doctor, my nurse caught him with one glove on, and my husband had JUST made it in the room. i’m pregnant with my 3rd baby and due in may (my rainbow baby after four losses🌈🤍) and i’m going back and forth with being induced or not.. but i think if given the opportunity and option with this baby i think i’ll try the induction again because with 2 kids i reallllly have to plan things out now and it stresses me out to not know when the baby is coming😂 with all that said you do what you think is best for you! although i loved being induced some women do not have a positive experience like i did, and p.s. the induction contractions are ABSOLUTELY insane. have a great and safe labor and delivery and a good recovery🫶🫶🫶 family family family!

    • @MarieDeWolfe1
      @MarieDeWolfe1 Před měsícem +5

      My son was born two days before the induction appointment too! But he was stuck. Horrible experience. My first was progressing fine, but the doc was delivering another baby and didn't want to leave and have to come back to deliver so she had the nurses constantly trying to get me to consent to pitocin until I gave in. Also a horrible experience. Pregnancy and childbirth 0/10 would not recommend. 😂

    • @danielleolivia4545
      @danielleolivia4545 Před měsícem +4

      Good luck + lots of love to you and your rainbow may baby!! 🥰

    • @julena399
      @julena399 Před měsícem +1

      induced, because my water broke two weeks too early without any contractionsor labour. baby came FAST, but overall I had a very positive experience ❤ all the best for hila, you are gonna rock it!!

  • @jlk0016jlk
    @jlk0016jlk Před měsícem +92

    If I had access to Ethan and Hila’s finances and the services in LA, I’d be looking to hire a live in midwife/doula for the next week or so, that removes any issue of Ethan managing an urgent labour at home…
    They’d accompany her to hospital to the team she knows but be a support in the interim in case of 20 minute labor.

    • @kaingates
      @kaingates Před měsícem

      Doulas are scammers and has no degrees or license. They just put on ointments that studies show are harmful babies. Either get a nurse or don't

    • @On_The_Piss
      @On_The_Piss Před měsícem +9

      A midwife and doula is not interchangeable.

    • @jlk0016jlk
      @jlk0016jlk Před 29 dny +5

      @@On_The_Piss agreed, can’t specify all caveats in a pretty quick YT comment, but the intention was that either (or another option, I don’t have kids so have no idea the full suite of professional birthing companions) would provide the support and potential knowledge in the interim. Both also can be of varying quality, knowledge etc etc.

    • @Jordan-nw4sj
      @Jordan-nw4sj Před 29 dny +1

      ​@@jlk0016jlkI'm not sure about a live in midwife, most have multiple patients and wouldn't be able to commit to that. most midwifes are on call 24/7, but in the event of a super quick labor may not be fast enough. A live in doula could be an option, but they are trained to support the mother, not necessarily to deliver and care for a baby. Doulas are generally emotional support, not medical care.

  • @pedraohenricao
    @pedraohenricao Před měsícem +12

    I love how Dan always just wants to leave after 2 hours and Ethan is like "no lets keep going foverer"

  • @mafi9962
    @mafi9962 Před měsícem +28

    I just finished my maternity leave in finland. We get 9 months with 70% pay and child support from government and dad also gets the same with pay. He could transfer some days to the mom but the new law only allows for transfer of 67 days so dad's have to spend time with their babies😊

  • @jacstackz
    @jacstackz Před měsícem +84

    ethan looks so stoned sometimes lmaooo

  • @metaangel4368
    @metaangel4368 Před 28 dny +9

    cam telling us to embrace the impermanence of all things then announcing his departure from the show next episode.. so meta. we love you cam!!

  • @ThoughtsWRachel
    @ThoughtsWRachel Před měsícem +27

    The conversation about being a stay at home mom and not having equal control and finances is so important!
    That's why a lot of women are stuck in horrible relationships

    • @georjiep4338
      @georjiep4338 Před měsícem +4

      This 👆🏻

    • @Lina_903
      @Lina_903 Před měsícem +11

      Yeah and also why a lot of young women do not want children anymore.

  • @ryanconroy8263
    @ryanconroy8263 Před měsícem +11

    “I’m not a guy that picks a fight” says the guy with “fight like hell” on his shirt

  • @lealafuller4458
    @lealafuller4458 Před měsícem +50

    You could ask Chat GPT to deliver the baby for you

    • @wizardpatch9405
      @wizardpatch9405 Před měsícem +1

      Chat GPT already knocked her up.

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou Před 29 dny

      it’s no doubt that Dr. GPT had some say in Ethan’s opinion

  • @darkprince56
    @darkprince56 Před měsícem +66

    2:20:55 Why are people surprised at the 25k/mo child support payment? It’s a fraction of his income. He earns millions. My dad got paid in cash so my mom couldn’t prove his income & he was ordered to pay a measly $127/mo (in ‘96) which he rarely paid to punish her for leaving his DV.

    • @RainbowScoobs
      @RainbowScoobs Před měsícem +11

      Im in this position rn whilst ex flaunts his cash building a business (which I helped him start) and a massive house on the beach. Sending his new partners kids to private school. It sucks but I don’t have the energy to do anything about it

    • @darkprince56
      @darkprince56 Před měsícem +5

      @@RainbowScoobsI’m so sorry! Trust me, karma is a b….I’ve seen it come back to bite my dad. I hope things work out for you..

  • @rebekahno
    @rebekahno Před měsícem +59

    Okay the universe is actually crazy. I also was due to be born on July 4th, but was actually born on July 21st just like Dan. I was already excited knowing we have the same birthday, but that makes it even crazier.

    • @Evelynn501
      @Evelynn501 Před měsícem +15

      there's no such thing as a coincidence☝🤓

    • @anxiousPineapple
      @anxiousPineapple Před měsícem +4

      YOURE THE SAME PERSON (never seen you both in the same room)

  • @zachmorrison5641
    @zachmorrison5641 Před měsícem +13

    "he's like a Chad version of you"
    "Thanks Dan"

  • @LunalovaniaGaming
    @LunalovaniaGaming Před 29 dny +5

    "Fight like hell!...unless you're my wife."
    Ethan had me cackling with this one! 😂✌️💜

  • @HollowdTV
    @HollowdTV Před měsícem +37

    why does everyone keep saying that 4/20 happened? i keep seeing people say that they forgot it was 4/20... my brother in christ it was 3/20 put the joint down

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou Před 29 dny +1

      Sometimes the live chat just needs to be restarted

  • @lilyberkk
    @lilyberkk Před měsícem +24

    the cut to hawk when they were dancing and he's just 😃

  • @megomaf
    @megomaf Před měsícem +25

    as a russian viewer (who left russia because o f the war), i agree with everything ethan says about putin, the war, and related topics. thank you for distinguishing between the actions of a government and the feelings of its people.

    • @baconeater4133
      @baconeater4133 Před 27 dny +2

      Ethan Klein is for the people! 🛐
      Even though he's gotten a lot of hate since October for empathizing with all innocent civilians, sadly

    • @megomaf
      @megomaf Před 27 dny

      @@baconeater4133 100%

  • @deannasoulpunk
    @deannasoulpunk Před měsícem +41

    Every time i see the crowder clip of him yelling at his wife I'm reminded I am choosing the current situation I'm in.

    • @kenzieham
      @kenzieham Před měsícem +18

      You okay??

    • @chillarypuff
      @chillarypuff Před měsícem +17

      Sending you love and strength ❤

    • @lotusmilano
      @lotusmilano Před měsícem +17

      Never tolerate abuse, hope you’re okay

    • @benw1544
      @benw1544 Před měsícem +7

      Wishing you strength and peace

    • @wiggly_worm
      @wiggly_worm Před 29 dny +4

      you absolutely deserve to feel safe, always prioritize your peace & safety. wishing you strength 🩷✨️

  • @averagetrolol1329
    @averagetrolol1329 Před 27 dny +6

    The way CAM said "nothing lasts forever dude gotta embrace the impermanence of all things." Then the look into the camera 😢

  • @shnarfington
    @shnarfington Před měsícem +21

    Ethan having this much fun at the beginning of the episode tells me this is gonna a great one 😂

  • @-Lala.
    @-Lala. Před měsícem +42

    the diddy talk has me thinking of DOUG DIMMADOME

  • @rkat
    @rkat Před měsícem +11

    The amount of times Ethan said "you did dong diddly did it again" was peak boomer vibes.

  • @presidentalpaca
    @presidentalpaca Před měsícem +32

    "fairy" is a very old school derogatory term for gay people, primarily gay men. kav kav's basically saying "you had to keep things to yourself because others might call you weak/gay."

    • @wormz4brains
      @wormz4brains Před měsícem +7

      what a guy

    • @sebastianchavez577
      @sebastianchavez577 Před měsícem

      How the fck does this man do many deep cut hate terms. I’m convinced there is an actual school of racism so you can sound smarter when spewing bullshit

  • @chelseafreeman8603
    @chelseafreeman8603 Před měsícem +11

    Everytime Dan says “we’ll wrap it up here, short ep today Ethan does at least another hour 😂

  • @SteppingOnAcorns88
    @SteppingOnAcorns88 Před měsícem +13

    I know the crowder stfu button is an old bit but i crack up every time. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @janabanana3977
    @janabanana3977 Před měsícem +14

    Fun potato fact: the part of the potato plant that we eat is not the root, but actually formed by the stem (to store those tasty carbs). Plants, like animals, have different tissues with different functions - where animals have things like a brain, gut and muscles, for plants it‘s their roots, stem and leaves. Tuber refers to a swelling of plant tissue, there are stem tubers like the edible part of the potato and root tubers like the sweet potato (not closely related, more like a second cousin)

    • @karenlarkin923
      @karenlarkin923 Před měsícem

      I just started germinating some cultivated Andean potatoes! What a fun and applicable tidbit

    • @janabanana3977
      @janabanana3977 Před měsícem

      Best of luck with your Andean potatoes! 🙏 They look pretty sick 😎👌 Potato tubers being stem tubers is also the reason for them turning green when exposed to light - stems are often doing photosynthesis, which is what they need the (green) chlorophyll for, while roots, being underground most of the time, usually don‘t.
      There are, of course, examples of both stems not being green (e. g. when they are instead used mainly for stability, like in many trees) and roots being green (e. g. plants that grow on top of trees, like some orchids that are popular house plants)

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou Před 29 dny

      Enough with these damn potato facts! Every day, every where I turn, I’m constantly faced with somebody giving me some potato fact. I’M SICK & TIRED BOUT ALL THESE POTATIE FACTOIDS

    • @baconeater4133
      @baconeater4133 Před 27 dny

      Thanks for the fact

  • @kelseydisney826
    @kelseydisney826 Před měsícem +17

    I was induced 6 days ago and had a very quick 7 hour “labor” and had her in 1 push! She will do great! This is also my 3rd baby and my easiest recovery!

  • @maggieheim4947
    @maggieheim4947 Před měsícem +21

    I watch this podcast like normal people watch the news!!!

  • @baileysbeans
    @baileysbeans Před měsícem +14

    first time moms here! was induced and it was the most pain i have ever been in for 26 hours. they broke my water too soon and my baby was being squished by pitocin contractions. the hospital gave me an infection and we both almost died :( not trying to spread fear i just wasn’t told the risks, im sure you guys have a better ob than i. i wish i had been better prepared and researched. wishing hila a smooth,safe, and happy delivery

  • @johnparker8376
    @johnparker8376 Před měsícem +31

    I've recommended this podcast to all my family and friends.

    • @chillarypuff
      @chillarypuff Před měsícem +4

      Thank you John Parker

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou Před 29 dny +2

      If you recommend it to your grandparents, make sure you start them off with the first “Grimace Shake In Fortnite” episode so they really understand.

    • @ScratchMarc.
      @ScratchMarc. Před 15 dny +1

      It's way better than the Kav Kav podca - I mean, I've recommended this podcast to all my family and friends.

  • @dunnson1478
    @dunnson1478 Před měsícem +12

    I’m from Baltimore and I drive the key bridge every day at 430am. It’s crazy here right now, I’m freaked out to do the bay bridge now so I go as fast as I can over it. No one here thinks it was a terrorist attack.

    • @lillian3415
      @lillian3415 Před měsícem +2

      I drive to work on it most days around 11pm sometimes 12am for work 😭it’s so tragic what happened I was at when I heard.

  • @Hannah_Egg
    @Hannah_Egg Před měsícem +29

    The Finns are definetly a group not to be messed with. There was a sniper in the winter war by the name of Simo Häyhä nicknamed "White Death" because of the white camo that he would wear to blend into the snow. It is recorded that he took down 505 Soviet soldiers during the conflict.

    • @On_The_Piss
      @On_The_Piss Před měsícem +3

      They also collaborated with the Nazis and contributed to the siege of Leningrad which resulted in hundreds of thousands of starved civilians.

    • @heathenised
      @heathenised Před 29 dny

      ​@@On_The_Pisshell yeah that's badass, go finns! /s

    • @stedibear
      @stedibear Před 28 dny

      @@On_The_Piss Stalin decided to do a false flag operation, blaming the Finns for the Soviet casualties he himself sacrificed so he could go to war with Finland. The allies basically turned a blind eye, the only choice was to accept help from whoever would help. That being said, Finland never sent a single Jew to Germany despite numerous requests from the Nazis. So "collaborated with the Nazis" as you put it, is maybe a bit of a misrepresentation.

    • @On_The_Piss
      @On_The_Piss Před 27 dny

      @@stedibear No misrepresentations here:
      “According to the Finnish records 19,085 Soviet prisoners of war died in Finnish prison camps during the Continuation War, which means that 29.6% of Soviet POWs taken by the Finns did not survive. The high number of fatalities was mainly due to malnutrition and diseases. However, about 1,000 POWs were shot, primarily when attempting to escape.”
      “When the Finnish Army controlled East Karelia between 1941 and 1944, several concentration camps were set up for Russian civilians. The first camp was set up on 24 October 1941, in Petrozavodsk. Of these interned civilians 4,361 perished mainly due to malnourishment, 90% of them during the spring and summer of 1942.”
      “The Finnish leadership adhered to many written and oral agreements on practical co-operation with Germany during the conflict. Finland was one of Germany's most important allies in the attack on the Soviet Union, allowing German troops to be based in Finland before the attack and joining in the attack on the USSR almost immediately. The 1947 Paris Peace treaty signed by Finland stated that Finland had been "an ally of Hitlerite Germany" and bore partial responsibility for the conflict.”

  • @anepicwalter7310
    @anepicwalter7310 Před měsícem +10

    Fridays episode should be a cold open to Dan in the main seat, defending Ethan of the accusations of him farting in Dennys, similar to our boy Gerald here

  • @Lizzy107913
    @Lizzy107913 Před 28 dny +8

    Just watched today’s episode and now coming back to finish this episode and hearing Cam say “Nothing lasts forever dude…gotta embrace the impermanence of all things” 😭🐇1:16:10

  • @floorcandy
    @floorcandy Před měsícem +6

    So happy! I also got promoted recently and after watching for YEARS on end I’ve finally been able to justify becoming a member! I can have an earphone in at work now so I’ve been catching up on everything. Can’t wait to watch all the SYNTs I’ve missed so far. Love you H3 gang!! Thank you all for being around through so many stages of my life. Ready for the next 50 years of H3 when we’re all decrepit but happy

  • @gabihagelstein515
    @gabihagelstein515 Před 27 dny +5

    The thing is, these men DO want the mother of their children to be basically destitute. They want the mom to be living paycheck to paycheck rather than handing over appropriate funds to pay for THEIR KIDS that they probably see 4 days out of the month, if that.

  • @Kaminoextragalactic
    @Kaminoextragalactic Před měsícem +29

    It’s Ethan vs Hawks vasectomy. He will never forgive he will never forget.

  • @-ja.y.ded-
    @-ja.y.ded- Před měsícem +8

    Olivia saying "...eew" a little after Zach mentioned he was a 10lbs baby

  • @wellhello1603
    @wellhello1603 Před měsícem +47

    We Finnish people deserve an apology from Love for such a slander! With peace and love

    • @dysarray
      @dysarray Před měsícem +6

      What? Why? They complimented us :D

    • @Elina--
      @Elina-- Před měsícem +3

      Oh WE are walking with knifes?? What about swedish!? 😆😆

    • @burritopadre7590
      @burritopadre7590 Před 29 dny

      ​@@Elina--Maybe Love visited Pohjanmaa back in late 1800s or early 1900🤷

    • @Elina--
      @Elina-- Před 29 dny

      @@burritopadre7590 that is possible 😂

    • @puujalka100
      @puujalka100 Před 12 dny

      6-1 vitun svedupellet mm 95 Nokia

  • @tomaustinmedia
    @tomaustinmedia Před měsícem +16

    It’s awesome having Hawk in the Studio ❤❤🦅🦅

  • @jfay1111
    @jfay1111 Před 24 dny +2

    Thank you for such long podcasts. You think I’m kidding but I’m not. I sit at a cubicle for 8 hours all day and the only way to get through it, is watching your podcasts. I have exhausted all of my other options 😂

  • @SatanSupimpa
    @SatanSupimpa Před měsícem +17

    Ethan desperately needs a mouse, he clearly has trouble dealing with his computer's touchpad.

    • @wizardpatch9405
      @wizardpatch9405 Před měsícem +1

      He probably thinks a mouse would give off Boomer energy.

    • @SatanSupimpa
      @SatanSupimpa Před měsícem +5

      @@wizardpatch9405 Not as boomer as missclicking everything the whole show hahaha

    • @bellers5086
      @bellers5086 Před 29 dny +4

      @@wizardpatch9405 mice are boomer energy? damn didn't know that. i feel like i see my parents with touchpads all the time.

  • @mariahthebee06
    @mariahthebee06 Před měsícem +16

    Hey everyone! I was two weeks late with my daughter. I had to get induced for her, then it took 2½ days for her to come out. But when she did, she freakin shot out, so the midwife had to run, then slide to catch her like a baseball ⚾️ at home base, beating the opposing team! Or an American football 🏈player catching a fumble from the other team onto the endzone!!

  • @90skid97
    @90skid97 Před měsícem +117

    What happened to the promised Bobby & Khalya episode this week?

    • @gaugefox2443
      @gaugefox2443 Před měsícem +1

      life

    • @bublybublybubly
      @bublybublybubly Před měsícem +21

      The 1% happened

    • @ee5647
      @ee5647 Před měsícem +24

      Please. Still waiting on Kurtis Conner reschedule from like 6 months ago..

    • @kenzieham
      @kenzieham Před měsícem +1

      @@ee5647wow I forgot about that

    • @lizzie_m
      @lizzie_m Před měsícem +2

      They suck

  • @TheCynicalCircle
    @TheCynicalCircle Před 25 dny +2

    I fuckin’ love how Hawk is just seamlessly being included in spontaneous bits now! Let him take Cam’s job…

  • @OfficialDialTone
    @OfficialDialTone Před měsícem +67

    Three absolute facts (allegedly)
    1.)Zach Louis Live at The Echoplex 8/11
    2.) Get your damn elephants off my face, i dont want elephants on my face!
    3.) Ethan farted in dennie.

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou Před 29 dny

      first Ethan believed The Bachelor is 100% real, then Vanderpump Rules, and now he fully believes that guy actually hates elephant ears?! He loves them!!

  • @kita476
    @kita476 Před měsícem +8

    I love Loves’s dad lol so nice having him sit like part of the cast!

    • @Facerip
      @Facerip Před měsícem +1

      If you know swedish dads, you will know he is the quintessential swedish dad.

  • @foxholecharlie2750
    @foxholecharlie2750 Před měsícem +6

    I enjoyed Dan's undercover Leon the professional cosplay

  • @rebeccaschillinger675
    @rebeccaschillinger675 Před měsícem +3

    The crowder button moments kill me every damn time 😂😂😂

  • @Slayqueenatron
    @Slayqueenatron Před měsícem +23

    Induction - the midwife injected me with some stuff, we went for a little walk, contractions, back to hospital, a couple of hours later baby was born. Badda bing, badda boom! 💥
    As opposed to my first baby, 36 hours of pain and exhaustion - good times am I right ladies?
    Good luck Queen, all the best to you and Ethan! We’ll miss you. FAMILY 💕
    PS. Kavkav looks like a mortician did his makeup

  • @tarahlopez4993
    @tarahlopez4993 Před měsícem +11

    I was induced with both my babies! Both because I was over my due date. It’s nice to go into the hospital without being rushed and with a plan.

  • @ppoppoiop6336
    @ppoppoiop6336 Před 28 dny +8

    1:16:10 Cam dropping hints...

  • @Sugondese_Knots
    @Sugondese_Knots Před 28 dny +4

    25k a month is not enough to be in fear for the rest of your life that a drunk light hearted man in a skirt with pistols holsters is gonna show up at your house at 3 AM.

  • @taylorjohnson5518
    @taylorjohnson5518 Před měsícem +7

    Hawk should take over while Ethan’s on break