i'm also in a loving relationship first time i swallowed he could'nt believe , 65 , becoming so old and first time a woman does that better late than never
True. This is exactly what we men would like to be the education for our girlfriends. But then, I got a little teenage sister, and damn, I cringe every time I think she might soon do any of this things to anyone. Idk if it's weird to be in a conflict like this or not. I mean, I'm perfectly fine with my girlfriend doing anything to me 😂
fr bro I had this one puero rican chick that did ANYTHING.. I did her dirty and the bitch I got with didn't even do half the shit she did. Felt like a returned a BMW for a Kia
This is so on point 😂😂😂. I watch a fair bit of standup comedy and must say that Chris Rock and Dave Chapelle are on a whole different level to anyone else out there
That black and white donkey I guess zebra was fun when my kids were young this is an escape from reality love every minute moment listening to Mr. Rock also love Eddie Murphy!!!
Rock gets it. He gets sexuality. He knows what both men and women and want, and he just tells it like it is. Both sexes would be wise to listen to this man.
Dear comment section Chris Rock was a thing long before Madagascar. Matter of fact, Marty the zebra isn't even the first animal he's voiced (Rodney the Guinnae Pig in Dr Dolittle) If the first thing you think of when you hear Chris Rock do stand-up comedy... is a talking animal... get off my CZcams. Chris Rock is a top 10 (maybe top 5) stand-up comedian of all time. You SHOULD think of Chris Rock when you hear Marty the Zebra... not the other way around.
@@jodregameandtalk He's up there for me He's on my mount rushmore George Carlin, Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, and Louis C.K. Honorable mention to Jim Carey who was the best ON SCREEN comedian of all time
So true. Before a girl swallowed my sauce I didn't care what they did. Now I expect them to swallow. If course this wouldn't be a deal breaker as I'm in casual relationships. But my future wife is gonna be pushing out and swallowing babies.
this man voiced marty in madagascar
Um..... Your picture.... Is quite... Unique.. Or am I just dirty minded???
Soooo.. You wanted to tell us he kisses his children with that mouth, you prude you.
OH GOD
thanks genius
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
Half of them are grossed out, and the other half are in loving relationships. had me rolling
Had me lmao
Funny cause its true.
i'm also in a loving relationship first time i swallowed he could'nt believe , 65 , becoming so old and first time a woman does that better late than never
That was the cherry on top lmao
@@sabinevandaele4175 damn thats a good girl he got 😮💨 🤧
Hard to leave a girl that can swallow and cook
Facts . And she got her own console so y'all could play duos together😍
@C. W's hell of a combo? My dude, that's baseline, that's basic. Every girl in a relationship better be able to do that.
@C. W's the sad reality is that many guys arent joking.
...and the cooking part isn't that important.
@@Moiez101 combos exist that can be both baseline and good, like fries and ketchup. Or pb&j.
Chris Rock's ability to change clothes instantly is very impressive
I'm dead wtf 😂
Looked in comments to see if anybody noticed
The special was recorded in muliple cities, through the whole special they do transitions like that.
Amazing !!!!
And location too
Ironically enough, he was a spitter in Madagascar
Kudos Ayala oh god no...
He thought he was different because he can spit.
PAUSE
It’s my first rectal thermometer... mother fu..phth... pah... pah..!!
Oh hell no 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can’t listen to this without picturing a zebra
Ole Magnar Nisjaløkk lol same
Lool that's racist
@@dumisanimiya3803 No, it isn't lmfao. He voiced a zebra named Marty in the Madascar films. That's what "Willy Wanka The pedo" is referencing.
Lool I was joking bro i have seen Madagascar
Same
Will was just mad when he found out that Jada swallows...but only for August
BRUH
🤣🤣🤣
LMFAOOOO WTF
She gave up the booty to August only.
SHOTS FIRED
Just because he came doesn't mean you made him came 😂
aman tmg *don’t *cum
@@SunBro_Talos *insufferable
www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/insufferable
Fax
Fax
@@SunBro_Talos u must be salty 🤣🤣🤣
In a perfect world, this video wouldn't be in the category "Comedy". It would be in "Education".
Totally agree with U.
Should be "Gaming"
True. This is exactly what we men would like to be the education for our girlfriends. But then, I got a little teenage sister, and damn, I cringe every time I think she might soon do any of this things to anyone. Idk if it's weird to be in a conflict like this or not. I mean, I'm perfectly fine with my girlfriend doing anything to me 😂
@@AlexandreG Just remember your mother did the same.
Yup 😂
Him and Bill Burr, they never fail to deliver, never.
big fan of both
Dave chapelle honorable mention
felt so good I could read Arabic 😂😂😂😂
طيب ايش قاعد اقول ؟
Shut up
@@Jack-cr4sy fine what am I saying?
يا مرحبا
Please explain this. I don't get it haha
this was more true than funny.
Imagining Marty from Madagascar saying this makes me laugh lol
11 years later. This mans still making people laugh
Not Jada Smith though.
@@bulletprooftiger1879omg I spit on my tea😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ladies if you ever wondered why your man can't leave his baby momma alone well Chris just explained it to you.
Elliot Ness 👏🏾 “FACTS”👌🏾💯💯
It means you got a bitch instead of a man.
Lol somebody's man running back to his baby mama, i wonder who? ^^
@@abbyallen1826 lol you probably get cheated on without even knowing it
@@D1amond145 okay keep entertaining children then👋
I had me a woman like that, I still miss getting that head that makes your soul leave your body 😢
Factz
You don't know what you've got 'til it's gone.
amen
where she at
fr bro I had this one puero rican chick that did ANYTHING.. I did her dirty and the bitch I got with didn't even do half the shit she did. Felt like a returned a BMW for a Kia
3:00 very nice transition 👌🏾
That Chris guy is the GOAT of Comedy
Naw the ZEBRA
Not even a priest can preach this good
Lmaoo ain’t no such things as one time in sex if we like it it’s on the menu.
If she swallows she's a keeper
S120 if Melly get out you gay
Ladies ,Your Man is Nastier than you could ever imagine.....LOL.
Just because he came don’t mean you made him come. Spittin Factssss 💯
john ogunbayo forreal CAME TO MY SENSES
Every single word this man said is true.
0:55 he damn correct ......
I’ve seen this many times and I’m still laughing with tears in my eyes and nose running. Will….you hit the WRONG man.
This is so on point 😂😂😂. I watch a fair bit of standup comedy and must say that Chris Rock and Dave Chapelle are on a whole different level to anyone else out there
This man ain't no comedian...
He is a fucking philosopher....
Chris is the coldest to come through the comedy game!
That black and white donkey I guess zebra was fun when my kids were young this is an escape from reality love every minute moment listening to Mr. Rock also love Eddie Murphy!!!
This is actually my favourite Chris Rock comedy bit.
1:00 "Since he was 12 years old" LMFAO
That Ending line killed me
Always an amazing comedy by Chris Rock.
0:34 She's the one spoiled everybody.
she’s the one that spoiled it for everybody.
"You better get some bunk beds in this muthafuka"💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
Felt so good i could read arabic 😂😂😂😂
This is a very clever Man who knows about how men and women roll ! Go Chris!!!!
THIS MANS SHIRT CHANGED COLOR
Afrika Funda Lol ikr!!!
2 different specials
3 different countries
I love the "spitting scene" from "Madagascar" when he thought he was different😂
Just DVr’d all his old stand ups, I’m finna to laugh my ass off tomorrow afternoon 😂
Free at last!! Free at last!!!!
I love Chris Rock, a true fucking genius.
number one.. So true!
"Free at last, free at last!"
Christopher is a freak on the low...
All Christopher's are...💯
@@coolchris478 Christopher Lee?
Every man is. and Chris just told you he was so it ain't on the low lol
Rock gets it. He gets sexuality. He knows what both men and women and want, and he just tells it like it is.
Both sexes would be wise to listen to this man.
The whole time I’m picturing Marty from Madagascar talking
Well said and so true...
Nahhh
Amen my brother, took the words right out of my mouth
Thanks for recommending this 9 years after release
It felt so good I could read arabic hahahaahah
Facts ! He should be a relationship mentor 😂
Yeah then the world would become a more calm relaxed and nice place to be
Free at last, free at last 🤣🤣
half the people gross out...half of them are in happy relationships
Chris has never been more accurate than this!!!
This was GREAT!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂
that is just the goat of stand up comedy
This is He most truthful thing Chris Rock or any man has every said in publicly
One of the most truthful. He's stated many facts.
Now we have Lilly Singh...What happened to us
the snowflakes gained power and influence and ruined things for everyone
We have Tosh, don’t we?
Everything he said is one thousand percent correct 😂😂😂😂💯💯💯💯💯
3:07 big facts 100 g
“ you better call that ass like girl” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dear comment section
Chris Rock was a thing long before Madagascar. Matter of fact, Marty the zebra isn't even the first animal he's voiced (Rodney the Guinnae Pig in Dr Dolittle)
If the first thing you think of when you hear Chris Rock do stand-up comedy... is a talking animal... get off my CZcams. Chris Rock is a top 10 (maybe top 5) stand-up comedian of all time.
You SHOULD think of Chris Rock when you hear Marty the Zebra... not the other way around.
He is the best to me
@@jodregameandtalk
He's up there for me
He's on my mount rushmore
George Carlin, Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, and Louis C.K.
Honorable mention to Jim Carey who was the best ON SCREEN comedian of all time
@@classyassmothafucka8890 how bout robin Williams
9 years ago Chris rock created memes
That funny as hell. 🤣
Keep it real. Love your honesty 😮😅
MARTY!!!!!!!!! 🗣 lol 🦓
3:07 to 3:10 😂😂😂 OHHH AND THAT FACIAL EXPRESSION
Unbelievably Great 🎉👌🏴😎
The guy's a genius 🙌🏽
Why because he said something everyone knows
God damn it that hit straight home🤣😂
Comedians single handedly keeping shure in business.
LOL….Genuine emotion at 3:00-3:20…”OHHHHH…..That felt so good I could read Arabic” 😂😂😂😂😂
It’s funny, because it’s true.
You said it.
Spitting facts lmao
How could you Marty?
Chris Rock has this amazing ability to make women completely averse to men AND other women as well.
this video spit in my face
Yep he,s spot on 👌
Pinpoint accuracy!
Now, Imagine a Zebra talking
CR rocks!
Truer words never been said.
Written in stone once it’s on the menu 😹 5Ever baby
...is he the voice for Marty in Madagascar? 😂😂😂
Lol
Either you're really young or so fucking late. . .
I'm 23 haha
@@YXOF Yee I just found out I'm not young
All I hear is that zebra from Madagascar
This guy is too funny 😁
Is this stand up or a Ted talk
This is the gods truth spitting deciple
Gentleman is highly skilled!
Nobody makes a Mike drop look cool like Chris...NOBODY.
So true. Before a girl swallowed my sauce I didn't care what they did. Now I expect them to swallow. If course this wouldn't be a deal breaker as I'm in casual relationships. But my future wife is gonna be pushing out and swallowing babies.
He right 😂😂😂 get mad at our Ex girlfriends 😂
Level 2 is mayonnaise.
level 3?
Hospital. @@Tacsmoker
Yeah.. Loving relationships ftw
Damn Marty 🦓
😂😂😂😂😂
It's got 69 likes. That makes me happy.
Nice
Nice
Nice
Nice
I’ll aid you to getting to 420
“Reading Arabic” 😂😂
I broke down the da Vinci code
Hahaha I hit the mirror on the dresser from the bed