Chris Rock - How not to get your ass kicked by the police!

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  • čas přidán 1. 02. 2007
  • Really funny video from the Chris Rock show on how not to get your ass kicked by the police.
    I know they are other versions of this on CZcams but this one is better quality, Enjoy :)
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  • @samikaythe2736
    @samikaythe2736 Před 8 lety +1473

    Let's be real..."shut the fuck up," is probably the best advice out there, for any occasion.

    • @SniperRed0092
      @SniperRed0092 Před 8 lety +2

      +Samantha Kaythe Yep.

    • @randolphsavage9760
      @randolphsavage9760 Před 7 lety +12

      Yes, yes; especially if you are the one driving and have all your shit in order.

    • @lamewarrior
      @lamewarrior Před 7 lety +11

      For any and all occasions.

    • @karoma7898
      @karoma7898 Před 7 lety +12

      Unless there's a bear armed with a Choppifier 3000 with a hacksaw-machete-flamethrower combo in the backseat, then you should scream "run bitch, rruuuuunn"

    • @samikaythe2736
      @samikaythe2736 Před 7 lety +6

      I accept that.

  • @zacharytracy3797
    @zacharytracy3797 Před 2 lety +10869

    Have you ever been face-to-face with Will Smith and wondered. “Is he about to kick my ass?”

    • @THEULTIMATETROLL
      @THEULTIMATETROLL Před 2 lety +464

      Well wonder no more.

    • @voiceguy3635
      @voiceguy3635 Před 2 lety +293

      1.Don't just stand there when he's walking at you with murder in his eyes.
      2.Repeat #1 as often as necessary--MOVE!
      3.If #1 and #2 don't work--file charges--don't let him off the hook.

    • @firstlast9731
      @firstlast9731 Před 2 lety

      4.Keep his wifes name out your mouth, cuz theres nothing she'd like to see more than your ass getting whooped.

    • @ForeverInDreams237
      @ForeverInDreams237 Před 2 lety +80

      "Don't.....give.....him......shit!!!!"

    • @OctIce
      @OctIce Před 2 lety

      rule number 1: if you're about to talk of Will Smith wife, shut the fuck up!

  • @THEGRAYFOXX00
    @THEGRAYFOXX00 Před 9 měsíci +298

    a skit in the 90s...mandatory instructional educational material 2023

    • @unanon_user
      @unanon_user Před měsícem +10

      in the best part is that it applies to people of every race, not just black people. in most cases at least.

    • @MrGared22
      @MrGared22 Před měsícem +1

      For real, the other comment I saw here saying that he'd be cancelled if he did this nowadays made me go "My brother in Christ, if anything nowadays it became mandatory learning."

    • @DannyfMartin
      @DannyfMartin Před 24 dny

      Common sense is hard to find in 2024

    • @unanon_user
      @unanon_user Před 24 dny

      @@DannyfMartin common sense is always hard to find it, regardless of the year

    • @hagestad
      @hagestad Před 14 dny

      @@unanon_user unless you live in place like Calabasas - you know those private-public cops are your workers there.

  • @masterzombie161
    @masterzombie161 Před 9 měsíci +544

    It’s honestly a shame Dave Chappelle and Chris rock never did a show or movie together.

    • @joimumu
      @joimumu Před 9 měsíci +37

      The universe would explode that is just too much for the world to handle

    • @Mcsavage2.0
      @Mcsavage2.0 Před 8 měsíci +5

      @@kshepard52what?

    • @misanthrophex
      @misanthrophex Před 7 měsíci

      @@kshepard52 Chapelle bites everyone's ass equally, doesn't matter colour, sexuality, gender, anything. Chapelle has done more to fight racism than any institution.

    • @flurdler
      @flurdler Před 7 měsíci +5

      Ego collide

    • @LibraritheWizardOfficial
      @LibraritheWizardOfficial Před 7 měsíci +13

      ​@@kshepard52"I find Dave Chappelle offensive" - your exact words. You were offended.

  • @SkylineGuy
    @SkylineGuy Před 3 lety +2668

    "get a white friend."
    -a black man
    Chris Rock *almost* ended racism.

    • @natmarelnam4871
      @natmarelnam4871 Před 3 lety +23

      ​@@TugIronChief Dems want to foot the bill for that Life Support.

    • @viktoriyaserebryakov2755
      @viktoriyaserebryakov2755 Před 3 lety +13

      @@TugIronChief Racism towards blacks at least. From the outside looking in I can't comprehend how racism is so abhorrently taboo and yet nobody bats an eye at the thought of violent assault. Which of these two actions should really be the most shocking?

    • @viktoriyaserebryakov2755
      @viktoriyaserebryakov2755 Před 3 lety +16

      @@TugIronChief Are we using the modern American definition of racism?

    • @viktoriyaserebryakov2755
      @viktoriyaserebryakov2755 Před 3 lety +34

      @@TugIronChief Any reasonable person doesn't care for the differences.

    • @stevehope6283
      @stevehope6283 Před 3 lety +23

      Racism is dead!! For those of us who know better!! It's the powers that be divide us!!

  • @PANZERFAUST90
    @PANZERFAUST90 Před 3 lety +9515

    Ah this aged like fine wine.

    • @Lkenmaner
      @Lkenmaner Před 3 lety +164

      More like aged like unpasteurized milk

    • @a-a-ron7325
      @a-a-ron7325 Před 3 lety +377

      @@Lkenmaner unpasteurized milk ages better than pasteurized milk.

    • @bro_soldier642
      @bro_soldier642 Před 3 lety +78

      I know right Chris rock was funny as hell being able to make humor out of unfortunate situations back then. I’m glad those problems were addressed more recently in the past years though police brutality is getting better every decade 💯

    • @lucaswallace7476
      @lucaswallace7476 Před 3 lety +82

      @@Lkenmaner It turns into cheese you f'ing neanderthal.

    • @Lkenmaner
      @Lkenmaner Před 3 lety +18

      @@lucaswallace7476 [insert surprised pikachu meme here]

  • @MiketheratguyMultimedia
    @MiketheratguyMultimedia Před 5 měsíci +127

    "If the police have to come and get you, they're bringing an ass-kicking with them". That's not just hilarious, it's actually very real advice. So many people would be totally fine if they didn't choose to run and otherwise act foolish.

    • @joeylawn36111
      @joeylawn36111 Před 19 dny +4

      Yep, one can go from a warning to felony charges just by running away from the police.

  • @matthewstandefer2771
    @matthewstandefer2771 Před rokem +192

    Chris is hilarious. Even after getting smacked by Will, he is funny and deep stating that "she hurt him far more than I did", insightful and funny. Spot on - like each point in this skit.

    • @user-ym4xy6us5e
      @user-ym4xy6us5e Před 9 dny

      Will Smith is a lowlife cuckold and ashamed of it.

  • @brettb.7235
    @brettb.7235 Před 3 lety +7096

    “If the cops have to chase you down. They’re bringing an ass kicking with them” lol

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper Před 3 lety +361

      That's true no matter your skin tone, too.

    • @joeyakathug5215
      @joeyakathug5215 Před 3 lety +132

      @@InfernosReaper Especially if they are US Marshals

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper Před 3 lety +43

      @@joeyakathug5215 Got some experience with that?

    • @Seriona1
      @Seriona1 Před 3 lety +140

      @@InfernosReaper Federal law enforcement don't fuck around.

    • @joeyakathug5215
      @joeyakathug5215 Před 3 lety +91

      @@InfernosReaper Kinda. Well I wasn't the fugitive, but I watch a lot of bodycam footages for fun, and anything involving US Marshals shows they are just straight up brutal

  • @random_evo_guy9120
    @random_evo_guy9120 Před 2 lety +5194

    14 years ago : a joke
    Now : an actual tutorial

    • @neutrino78x
      @neutrino78x Před 2 lety +388

      nah man it's always been true. Sure you could still encounter racist cops and have the worst happen, but what's going to make that less likely: being polite and acting properly, or acting like a jackass? I think the former.

    • @DylanFarstveet
      @DylanFarstveet Před 2 lety +70

      Police brutality has existed for decades

    • @dialfforfun7865
      @dialfforfun7865 Před 2 lety +85

      It's common sense bro

    • @sdhubbard
      @sdhubbard Před 2 lety +3

      LMAO LMAO LMAO!!!!!

    • @sonquatsch8585
      @sonquatsch8585 Před 2 lety +26

      100yrs ago a tutorial today a tutorial

  • @marefynn81
    @marefynn81 Před 5 měsíci +29

    This is the best advice for anyone, anywhere regardless of race.

    • @vol-back-homefinally9910
      @vol-back-homefinally9910 Před měsícem

      I'm white, Southern Baptist. Grew up in the South. My Fire Captain father basically told me this in 1979 when I first got my learners permit. Because if you break any of Chris Rock's suggestions, then the cops are going to beat you - regardless of color.

  • @bookworm598
    @bookworm598 Před rokem +179

    I love how this now looks and feels like those old instructional videos they'd show you in school lol

    • @hoodatdondar2664
      @hoodatdondar2664 Před rokem +3

      Including the blah music,

    • @El_Fabricio
      @El_Fabricio Před 10 měsíci +5

      They wouldn't even show this at school even though all information above is true.

    • @stevec9070
      @stevec9070 Před 7 měsíci

      This should be taught in drivers ed, but its too educational 😂

    • @VelkePivo
      @VelkePivo Před 23 dny

      Yeah that’s the point

  • @MisterKorihor
    @MisterKorihor Před 3 lety +18395

    This is how real comedy is done. You make fun of everyone: whites, blacks, police, men, women. Nobody escapes.

    • @lordsiomai
      @lordsiomai Před 3 lety +1372

      Yup. It's beautiful. It's not racism when everyone gets shit on

    • @gabriellangton6677
      @gabriellangton6677 Před 3 lety +439

      based everyone gets shit on

    • @melodymakermark
      @melodymakermark Před 3 lety +348

      Chris Rock is a comedic genius!!! Even my pale white ass likes him! 😂

    • @dutchvanderlinde4965
      @dutchvanderlinde4965 Před 3 lety +351

      @@melodymakermark Why would you being white matter if you like him or not? You getting offensive on me bro?
      Im joking lol

    • @K-----
      @K----- Před 3 lety +359

      Can't be racist if you hate on everyone equally.

  • @JWayne-vb1yg
    @JWayne-vb1yg Před 6 lety +12007

    Dont ride with a mad women. That is the one thing that brings all of the races together.

    • @sebthebootysorcerer4257
      @sebthebootysorcerer4257 Před 5 lety +151

      Special Fex lol for real

    • @YurkerYT
      @YurkerYT Před 5 lety +168

      I can't say you are wrong.

    • @linkinajar8676
      @linkinajar8676 Před 5 lety +373

      There’s nothing a mad woman would like to see more than you getting your ass kicked.

    • @quintonclark2339
      @quintonclark2339 Před 5 lety +33

      Special Fex no mad women will say anything.

    • @MightyJuan154
      @MightyJuan154 Před 5 lety +15

      @Video Buff the mad woman said, "he got away, he got away!"

  • @mashort07
    @mashort07 Před rokem +345

    After all these years, I still lose it at 2:03 😂

    • @bell191991
      @bell191991 Před 8 měsíci +27

      Same. The freeze frame on his crazy eyes always kills me 😂

    • @joscar062
      @joscar062 Před 7 měsíci +7

      ​@@bell191991man legit said 😳😳😳😳😳

    • @MrNostalgic1804
      @MrNostalgic1804 Před 7 měsíci +5

      @@bell191991he looks like Will smith’s sons Trey and jaden

    • @mgriffin51304
      @mgriffin51304 Před 5 měsíci +3

      He thought he was actually Him 🤣🤣🤣

    • @LAFORGUS
      @LAFORGUS Před 3 měsíci

      I lose it at this every time i see it.

  • @disciple8857
    @disciple8857 Před měsícem +9

    You know I've seen this a million times and it's still mad funny😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jakelucid9650
    @jakelucid9650 Před 3 lety +6170

    this was made almost 14 years ago - as a joke....it should be on tv now as a public service announcement....

    • @jakelucid9650
      @jakelucid9650 Před 3 lety +272

      No....we are having some civil discourse with people not being able to follow common sense and just follow orders given by police officers. hence this video should serve now as a public service announcement to remind folks - dont screw with them and they'll have no reason to screw with you....

    • @kruse8888
      @kruse8888 Před 3 lety +16

      Wouldn’t that be racist?😂

    • @notsigningupforshit
      @notsigningupforshit Před 3 lety +17

      Best PSA ever!!

    • @MattMatt77
      @MattMatt77 Před 3 lety +33

      Now you these get $27 million to being a piece of shxt.

    • @ChrisTopheRaz
      @ChrisTopheRaz Před 3 lety +2

      Lol! Right?! Ha ha

  • @philipmwangi5270
    @philipmwangi5270 Před 3 lety +11212

    if chris rock did this in 2021 he'd be cancelled for real

    • @organicmethamphetamine2391
      @organicmethamphetamine2391 Před 3 lety +1232

      i fkn despise this era

    • @drakke125Channel
      @drakke125Channel Před 3 lety +566

      no one listened to christians and look where that got us.

    • @philipmwangi5270
      @philipmwangi5270 Před 3 lety +189

      @@drakke125Channel facts

    • @saintsaint5315
      @saintsaint5315 Před 3 lety +298

      @@drakke125Channel religion has done more damage than just about anything you fucktard.

    • @mochiisntbad6762
      @mochiisntbad6762 Před 3 lety +154

      @@saintsaint5315 im guessing everything was caused by religion(in terms of damage) like nanking, and both the world wars because im assuming thats what you mean by done more damage than just about anything. cause those are one of the most pretty fucked up situations that comes out of my head based on your discription :)

  • @1tri
    @1tri Před 11 měsíci +13

    1:10 “Maybe you need your ass kicked” I LOVE the Chris Rock of the early 2000’s LOL 😂

    • @vatolikhlimentyev6270
      @vatolikhlimentyev6270 Před 4 měsíci

      😂😂you damn right you need yo ass beat. A BIG ASS joint and a LOADED GUN SHOWING😅😅😅😅

  • @user-uy3gt8mu1l
    @user-uy3gt8mu1l Před 21 dnem +14

    HISTORY DEBUNKED brought me here 😂🎉

  • @maolo76
    @maolo76 Před 3 lety +8794

    Chris Rock was ahead of his time.

    • @kakashiroks
      @kakashiroks Před 3 lety +269

      This kind of thing has been going on for 100+ years

    • @h3llrazah420
      @h3llrazah420 Před 3 lety +42

      @@kakashiroks exactly 🤣

    • @corentinp8115
      @corentinp8115 Před 3 lety +65

      I mean it's pretty sad to see how little things have changed since then...

    • @saltylatino3215
      @saltylatino3215 Před 3 lety +2

      Koala gang

    • @l.a.a.4929
      @l.a.a.4929 Před 3 lety +18

      To bad his tips doesnt work in real life

  • @TokyoKazama
    @TokyoKazama Před 3 lety +5809

    The funniest thing is that these are all legit rules.

    • @suprememasteroftheuniverse
      @suprememasteroftheuniverse Před 3 lety +25

      White friend is racist bs.

    • @relentlessgod79yt32
      @relentlessgod79yt32 Před 3 lety +365

      @@suprememasteroftheuniverse it’s just a joke man calm down

    • @jeffayers65
      @jeffayers65 Před 3 lety +207

      @@suprememasteroftheuniverse its funny cause it's true. All black people should have white friend and vice versa.

    • @justinayers3589
      @justinayers3589 Před 3 lety +22

      And yet they don't get followed all the time. Really makes you think 🤔

    • @alanlee67
      @alanlee67 Před 3 lety +16

      Tokyokazama good satire is always once removed from what's actually going on.

  • @defaultsettings63
    @defaultsettings63 Před 10 měsíci +250

    This is funny and a bit sad at the same time. It's a bit sad that there are many grown ups who actually need to be told these things.

    • @MagiconIce
      @MagiconIce Před 9 měsíci +34

      Yeah. Every time, when over hear in Europe something with "police brutality" happened in the US and the news report it like "An Afro-American Man got killed during a police control. Police shot him, the community is enraged etc.", people are instantly reacting like "Ah look, the racist american police again"... and when I ask "Well, how did the controlled person behave in the situation, what did he do, what may caused the shooting?", everyone loses their minds... and then days later, when more details are known, often (sadly not always) there is a description like he made a sudden movement to his hip, which the officers interpreted as the guy grabbing for a gun and shot him first or something like that, where I think "Man, why were you so stupid? Why did you do that? Didn't your parents teach you how to behave in the presence of police?"
      I mean, I personally live in Germany, we have nowhere near such a liberal gun law as the US, so guns are absolutely not as proliferated here as over in the US. But even here police is armed with guns and if I, as a white guy, would get into a control and would make a sudden, unpredicted movement with my hands to the hips behind my back or something, you can be sure as hell that the police officers at the very least would've brandished their pistols and take aim at me (and only that if I'd be lucky in that situation), just as they were trained to do, to protect themselves in case I'm a crazy guy trying to attack them. In German Context it would most probably not a gun but a knife, that crazy people could be armed with at most, but still, a dangerous weapon against which an officer here would have to defend himself, if need be with his gun.
      I'm not saying that absolutely every case, where an Afro-American died in a police control, was the fault of said Afro-American, there are sadly also cases where the guy behaved correctly and still got his ass booked, beaten or shot by a racist cop in the past.
      And that Afro-Americans land quicker in jail than white guys is also a proven fact, proven by scientific studies. But there are more than enough cases where the guy fucked up and, unwillingly, provoked the cops to take action against him.
      So yeah, Chris Rock is absolutely right: Obey the law, be polite, do as you're told by the police and shut the fuck up and you get away fine in every country of the world, not just the US.

    • @elliottbaker201
      @elliottbaker201 Před 9 měsíci +4

      ​@@MagiconIcefolks mainly talk about the actual overreach. Look up Daniel shaver.

    • @zeked4200
      @zeked4200 Před 9 měsíci +14

      ​@@elliottbaker201 The majority of victims that BLM was "protesting (rioting) in the name of" were killed because they were armed with an illegal weapon that they refused to relinquish, they were on drugs, they fled from the police, they attempted to take the weapon from the officer or they tried to assault the officer.
      The reality is that only roughly 1% of *all* police shooting victims in the United States are unarmed. The majority of the time, the shooting is found to be justified because of the actions of the victim prior to, or during their interaction with police. Which is the point the person you're replying to is making, and it is absolutely true.
      Not only that, but they acknowledged that their assessment of these situations doesn't apply to every case. So bringing up one example where it doesn't apply really doesn't refute anything they said. However you saying people only "talk about the actual overreach" is 100% wrong and it's not even debatable.

    • @elliottbaker201
      @elliottbaker201 Před 9 měsíci

      @@zeked4200 except it definitely is debatable.. which is why The OverReach is what folks speak on. Not police actually doing their jobs, scooter 🤷😘🇺🇲

    • @niceguy6152
      @niceguy6152 Před 9 měsíci

      Not grown ups. Apes.

  • @user-th3ll8rl7i
    @user-th3ll8rl7i Před 13 dny +3

    This is such a classic skit, I must have watched it a dozen times.

  • @db13401
    @db13401 Před 3 lety +2439

    This should be played on national tv every 1/2 hr instead of all the drug commercials .....

    • @fishingtexas5857
      @fishingtexas5857 Před 3 lety +10

      1:25

    • @MrWatts-dz6fb
      @MrWatts-dz6fb Před 3 lety +8

      Wym! They make money off systematic racism! 🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @johncastillo2194
      @johncastillo2194 Před 3 lety +47

      @@MrWatts-dz6fb haha. The drug companies make money off of black people doing drugs and thinking that there is systematic racism in the united states year 2021

    • @semperfi6801
      @semperfi6801 Před 3 lety +8

      I've been going to other sites both right and left leaning and sharing the video as often as I can and encouraging others to share it. Crazy how much truth is in his message. Encourage others to share.

    • @MrWatts-dz6fb
      @MrWatts-dz6fb Před 3 lety +6

      @@johncastillo2194 you're definitely white. Lol

  • @lolstalgic9602
    @lolstalgic9602 Před 2 lety +3806

    If a woman is mad at you, there’s nothing she like to see more than getting your ass kicked”
    This aged like Jada Smith’s hair

    • @pointysidedown
      @pointysidedown Před 2 lety +206

      I thought it aged well. The joke, not the hair

    • @mascadadelpantion8018
      @mascadadelpantion8018 Před 2 lety +56

      Like Jada Pinkett Smith's hair, it looks fine but people do make a big deal out of it for no goddamn reason
      It's especially something not worth getting hit over.

    • @picturesq
      @picturesq Před 2 lety +18

      Willard Carroll Smith the Second is coming for you

    • @rypb16
      @rypb16 Před 2 lety +43

      Looking forward to the GI Jane sequel

    • @beckyboo1433
      @beckyboo1433 Před 2 lety +6

      😂😂

  • @frankhurst9665
    @frankhurst9665 Před 9 měsíci +127

    A bunch of years back, I used to take night school classes with a HUGE Montgomery, AL cop. We got to be friends. I asked him what crime is most likely to be committed when he stops someone. His response, "Pissin' off the police."
    Words to live by.

    • @nunyabidnes6010
      @nunyabidnes6010 Před 28 dny +2

      Sad that you don't realize that the cop is the wrong one in that situation.

    • @frankhurst9665
      @frankhurst9665 Před 28 dny +3

      @@nunyabidnes6010 - Not really. Cops are human, too.
      Let's say you get stopped for running a stop sign. The cop might let you off with a warning. You act like an a**hole to the cop, he's going to start checking everything.
      Rule is...don't be an a**hole.

    • @nunyabidnes6010
      @nunyabidnes6010 Před 28 dny +1

      @@frankhurst9665 ok bootlicker

    • @reubensandwich9249
      @reubensandwich9249 Před 27 dny

      ​@@nunyabidnes6010I suggest you watch the video before commenting next time. Interesting you think it's perfectly fine being an a-hole to people, wish we could make your life at work miserable also.

    • @victorcarrillo7618
      @victorcarrillo7618 Před 23 dny +1

      Americans will say shit like this then call other countries a police state

  • @gearheadcg
    @gearheadcg Před rokem +27

    I've seen this skit many times and I still have a hard breathing from laughing so hard when I watch it !!

  • @xyon9090
    @xyon9090 Před 6 lety +8539

    *Now THIS is quality public service announcement*

    • @howardfortyfive9676
      @howardfortyfive9676 Před 6 lety +40

      Those jackals of PBS ought to be REQUIRED to show this as a PSA 8 days a week!

    • @thandie67
      @thandie67 Před 6 lety +9

      Dean Natuno it is but it does not help.

    • @Synthysynthsynth
      @Synthysynthsynth Před 6 lety +5

      Howard Fortyfive “PBS” jackals?? ok bro. methinks your anger is misdirected.

    • @TheeKingRayzor
      @TheeKingRayzor Před 6 lety +3

      Thandi M Certainly not in 2018

    • @TheeKingRayzor
      @TheeKingRayzor Před 6 lety

      Ethan Grimsley AHAHAHA!! 😂

  • @skywalker5026
    @skywalker5026 Před 3 lety +2983

    Instructions unclear, I got my ass kicked by firefighters.

    • @darthrevan2063
      @darthrevan2063 Před 3 lety +112

      Dumbass. How the fuck you manage that one. Lol

    • @Strykerx31
      @Strykerx31 Před 3 lety +299

      At least you had Fire Fighters, i got my ass kicked by the Mail Man.

    • @SgtChip
      @SgtChip Před 3 lety +150

      Could've been worse. Could have been the paramedics. They're not to be messed with once they're done saving lives.

    • @KidsFund1
      @KidsFund1 Před 3 lety +19

      You are a special kind of stupid, aren't you?

    • @VikingBadass94
      @VikingBadass94 Před 3 lety +126

      @@Strykerx31 *narrator voice* He's the mail man, but he's delivering more than mail, he's delivering an ass whoopin

  • @AnonymousStranger-up5he
    @AnonymousStranger-up5he Před 3 měsíci +61

    Black America should listen to Chris Rock. He knows what he's talking about.

    • @DragonMaster360
      @DragonMaster360 Před 2 měsíci +1

      so should most people tbh lol

    • @KDawg92801
      @KDawg92801 Před měsícem

      As long as he keeps people’s names out his fucking mouth

    • @joeylawn36111
      @joeylawn36111 Před 19 dny

      @@KDawg92801 true, but Will Smith had no right to hit him like that

    • @KDawg92801
      @KDawg92801 Před 19 dny

      @@joeylawn36111 that’s why Chris rock should’ve kept his mouth shut. He didn’t know will would react like that. Neither did we. That’s why it’s important to keep certain things to yourself

  • @alansmithee183
    @alansmithee183 Před 3 měsíci +6

    The look on the driver's face when his friend starts popping off...priceless!

  • @jlwiseguy
    @jlwiseguy Před 2 lety +8413

    He needs to do a sequel "how not to get your ass kicked by the fresh prince"

    • @jayperez7360
      @jayperez7360 Před 2 lety +135

      I for one would pay for this.

    • @roseandstem8054
      @roseandstem8054 Před 2 lety +2

      Will hit him as hard as he could and chris rock barely flinched.

    • @samsunguser3148
      @samsunguser3148 Před 2 lety +167

      How to not get smithed by Smith
      by Rock

    • @eligebrown8998
      @eligebrown8998 Před 2 lety +11

      🤣🤣

    • @cicjose6016
      @cicjose6016 Před 2 lety +14

      Chris Rock calls himself a comedian but this is his ONLY funny joke in his entire career

  • @gregmalletvalentine8631
    @gregmalletvalentine8631 Před 3 lety +4193

    Don’t ride with a mad woman is universal, literally

  • @MrSoles
    @MrSoles Před 9 měsíci +16

    The bit around 2:04 still makes me crack up to this day.
    Whenever I hear about people getting shot by police, this comes to mind.

  • @hellasboy8243
    @hellasboy8243 Před 3 měsíci +8

    Should be shown at every black school at lunchtime, from kindergarten thru high school. EVERY lunch time. Signed: retired Chicago cop.

  • @CarnifaxMachine
    @CarnifaxMachine Před 7 lety +7695

    While this is supposed to be comedic, it's also actually good advice.

    • @hagamapama
      @hagamapama Před 7 lety +216

      Yes it is. Words to not-die by.

    • @TsarOfRuss
      @TsarOfRuss Před 7 lety +81

      It will sink more in ur brain if you have to laugh or cry about it..
      its psychological embedment

    • @engeltjebaleno
      @engeltjebaleno Před 7 lety +285

      the sad part is, some people actually need to get this advice instead of just knowing it.

    • @TsarOfRuss
      @TsarOfRuss Před 7 lety +174

      engeltjebaleno I always say to my friends, " The way you dress, is the way you will be addressed"
      Why would i want to dress up hiphop style at a frequent crime area, then complain i was harrased by police.
      Ofcourse if i look like a drug dealer, i will be approached roughly

    • @keiko909
      @keiko909 Před 7 lety +32

      this needs to be recirculated in the community lol

  • @ICKY427
    @ICKY427 Před 3 lety +3232

    14 years later and clearly not enough people saw this informative video.

    • @SMDTURBO
      @SMDTURBO Před 3 lety +213

      Biden said they are too poor and stupid to use the internet. I mean after all, he would never lie.

    • @indeedyes7869
      @indeedyes7869 Před 3 lety +37

      @@SMDTURBO based

    • @dogsdreamtoo8427
      @dogsdreamtoo8427 Před 3 lety +20

      @@indeedyes7869 what the hell does "based" even mean

    • @malokk5773
      @malokk5773 Před 3 lety +14

      @@SMDTURBO WTF I'm a Biden fan now

    • @uhhrodney
      @uhhrodney Před 3 lety +62

      @@malokk5773 so your a fan of a senile old racist man 💀💀

  • @johntheclyde2816
    @johntheclyde2816 Před rokem +11

    I come back to see this about once a year. Still frickiing hilarious.

  • @biobroly9324
    @biobroly9324 Před 2 měsíci +9

    This has aged like wine

  • @carris2scents57
    @carris2scents57 Před 3 lety +4143

    Watching this should be part of taking your driving test

    • @Wildstar40
      @Wildstar40 Před 3 lety +69

      This should be taught in schools in all grades.

    • @doloresforst9438
      @doloresforst9438 Před 3 lety +20

      What ive been saying also

    • @CS-ui4qj
      @CS-ui4qj Před 3 lety +53

      And if you were committing a “moving violation” don’t bs the cop. Just laugh and say yes and chat about it. 99% of the time cop lets you off and on your way. Most are just bored and practicing their job 12hrs a day with no life to speak of. Once you start lying and talking shit they go into a shark frenzy and it won’t end well.

    • @Nox.INkRecords
      @Nox.INkRecords Před 3 lety +8

      Word!

    • @rbrtck
      @rbrtck Před 3 lety +17

      @@Wildstar40 And all children, regardless of race. Don't parents do this anymore? I guess not.

  • @jasonchristiansen9063
    @jasonchristiansen9063 Před 3 lety +5003

    This should be mandatory for all high school and college kids.

    • @onion_____
      @onion_____ Před 3 lety +81

      This was kinda common sense

    • @mochalo4912
      @mochalo4912 Před 3 lety +19

      some says it s not about the way you act , if u are black the cops will try to push ur buttons or will beat you up for nothing ; aka racism

    • @jasonchristiansen9063
      @jasonchristiansen9063 Před 3 lety +87

      @@mochalo4912 i can't disagree with your point. Some police are just dummy butts and want to ruin your day. But if we the people keep a cool head in the moment the we have the chance to really stick it to them in the aftermath.

    • @ryanwellz7423
      @ryanwellz7423 Před 3 lety +86

      @@onion_____ common sense is rare these days

    • @a-10warthog72
      @a-10warthog72 Před 3 lety

      I laughed, but sad af

  • @princessbeexxxx
    @princessbeexxxx Před 10 měsíci +12

    Forever be true. If cops gotta chase you, they bouta give you the works. Guarantee No bullshit.

  • @DartLuke
    @DartLuke Před 8 lety +6286

    This video should be in school program

  • @devinomara5401
    @devinomara5401 Před 9 lety +1714

    The most true part
    " DONT run from the Police, if you make them run, they are bringing an ass whoopin with them "
    SO true.

    • @scorpsixonesix4753
      @scorpsixonesix4753 Před 9 lety +49

      Devin O'Mara Sadly true, making someone chase you triggers aggression in the hind brain. While we can HOPE a level headed person can keep it in check, once adrenalin is up, there are no guarantees.

    • @pissy
      @pissy Před 9 lety +36

      Scorp Sixonesix your not suppose to run from the cops... it doesn't have much to do with the "hind brain". Flight or flight kicked in and you ran like a guilty bitch, they will take you down and once you're ass is subdued they will figure out why you decided running was the better option.

    • @ShaneCamburnGSGI
      @ShaneCamburnGSGI Před 9 lety +77

      Devin O'Mara 90% of the time they just want to know what you are up to. You run, that is like a silent admission of guilt.

    • @matthewbradley3395
      @matthewbradley3395 Před 9 lety +17

      Shane Camburn "90% of the time they just want to know what you are up to. You run, that is like a silent admission of guilt."
      Not according to the Supreme Court.
      If you have done nothing wrong and are in what is considered a safe environment, you are under no obligation to stop and can legally ignore a police officer.
      They won't like it but the law is on your side.

    • @ShaneCamburnGSGI
      @ShaneCamburnGSGI Před 9 lety +39

      Matthew Bradley You are correct, but at the same time, if an officer approaches, and asks what you are doing, and you break and run for no seemingly particular reason, then you are creating a scenario that places you on a "questionable" side of probable cause. I know it has been contested both ways and won/lost both ways in the past. However, the idea that an innocent man has no reason to run remains a common logic. Therefore, in most cases, this will be viewed as a reasonable act for the pressing of probable cause which lifts the burden of unlawful search and seizure. Yes, technically, by law - you are within rights to not speak to, keep moving, and totally ignore law enforcement - IF you are not being stopped for any law breaking witnessed by the officer. However, this certainly will make you quickly unpopular with the police and they will look for their loopholes to get back at you. I have known to many police officers that make such things a point of their day.

  • @Psxg3c
    @Psxg3c Před měsícem +6

    Dexter Reed would have survived if he watched this video

  • @cmlukey
    @cmlukey Před 10 měsíci +8

    Actual, hard hitting hilarious comedy. And complete truth. Boy, how things have changed for the worse, for comedy and society.

  • @baska-
    @baska- Před 3 lety +7684

    Imagine Chris Rock doing this in 2021, he'd be cancelled for being funny.

    • @basgestion7319
      @basgestion7319 Před 3 lety +218

      or a genius

    • @demonte6582
      @demonte6582 Před 3 lety +92

      at least he recommendet to give a white friend a lift.

    • @mayorebfarnum8114
      @mayorebfarnum8114 Před 3 lety +247

      well he already has been, BLM calls him an Oreo

    • @baska-
      @baska- Před 3 lety +461

      @@mayorebfarnum8114 the only black lives that matter to them are the ones who follow their narrative

    • @soundshock9357
      @soundshock9357 Před 3 lety +58

      Honestly we need to solve the political system this shit bad

  • @dueceduck3608
    @dueceduck3608 Před 3 lety +11084

    Got caught speeding 15 miles over the limit over the weekend. Followed these simply instructions and got off with a warning. Thank you Chris Rock!
    Edit: Wow 11k likes a year after I posted, thanks everyone. Remember, the law is like a hint so remember them! 😂

  • @zackpack8
    @zackpack8 Před 9 měsíci +9

    This should be a constantly run commercial in EVERY CITY in the U.S.!

  • @SnowWolf90
    @SnowWolf90 Před 6 měsíci +9

    My friend was 19 and drunk and freaking out when i got pulled over i was like "just shut the fuck up! I got pulled over for speeding, he's not even going to look at you"

  • @jftube3333
    @jftube3333 Před 3 lety +3954

    The 4.2 thousand dislikes are probably the ones that got their ass kicked by the police.

    • @__J_O__
      @__J_O__ Před 3 lety +84

      They ignit.

    • @hot8fuss
      @hot8fuss Před 3 lety +219

      or BLM

    • @Bracero1990
      @Bracero1990 Před 3 lety +17

      I think its funny when people who clearly have a bias try to state a point. Like literally that is not even reason logic or sense but because youre white and everyone lets you have you way, youre like a an obese child eating cake.

    • @__J_O__
      @__J_O__ Před 3 lety +148

      @@Bracero1990
      And the funny goes over your head. Lighten up Francis!

    • @CliteTMSUBSCRIBE
      @CliteTMSUBSCRIBE Před 3 lety +88

      @@Bracero1990 lmao wtf

  • @tarkus4283
    @tarkus4283 Před 3 lety +2845

    The saddest part of this classic is He couldn't put it out today . He'd be Cancelled

    • @royalzak2670
      @royalzak2670 Před 3 lety +241

      Self accountability is now deemed "victim blaming". They treat certain groups like toddlers.

    • @deerick3109
      @deerick3109 Před 3 lety +155

      Chris Rock should update the video and add resisting arrest to the list of things what not to do.

    • @ryanadams3924
      @ryanadams3924 Před 3 lety +16

      yes, thought same

    • @herakleitus
      @herakleitus Před 3 lety +87

      @@deerick3109 I think that’s provisionally covered under “if you have to run, the cops are bringing an ass-kicking with them”

    • @joze838
      @joze838 Před 3 lety +40

      @@herakleitus it is basically all covered under 'use common sense'.

  • @davidfisher5140
    @davidfisher5140 Před 8 měsíci +7

    One of the most hilarious yet ironically true clips I've ever seen.

  • @johnlenny8543
    @johnlenny8543 Před měsícem +4

    This is getting better and better as time goes by.TRUTH

  • @asingh4025
    @asingh4025 Před 3 lety +3322

    Who's watching this now and thinking to themselves this is no longer a comedy sketch an actual public service announcement

    • @Dtown3
      @Dtown3 Před 3 lety +14

      Yes lmfao

    • @krocialblack
      @krocialblack Před 3 lety +98

      Well. It was always a public service announcement.

    • @BryanTorok
      @BryanTorok Před 3 lety +97

      This should be mandatory viewing about once a month from Junior High School on. The only thing I object to is the "get a White friend." That really isn't needed if you follow the other rules.

    • @Dtown3
      @Dtown3 Před 3 lety +35

      @@BryanTorok haha yeah. It’s Chris rock tho. It’s a comedy skit. The rest was spot on tho

    • @jasonrobinson6493
      @jasonrobinson6493 Před 3 lety +2

      Bro, I was literally thinking that.

  • @ImortalPvP
    @ImortalPvP Před 3 lety +7376

    Followed these rules and as a black man I haven’t gotten my ass kicked yet
    Edit: chill out people
    2nd Edit: TLDR; some folks have a sense of humor and some folks want to say because I didn’t get my ass kicked im not black enough.

    • @alleynewarner9961
      @alleynewarner9961 Před 3 lety +122

      You can always apply to get your ass kicked at your local police station ... unless I'm misunderstanding you?

    • @TheJadeFist
      @TheJadeFist Před 3 lety +408

      @@alleynewarner9961 Ya but then you gotta do a bunch of paper work and it's a real pain in the ass.

    • @2kevinthecool
      @2kevinthecool Před 3 lety +65

      FUNNY!! and good message too

    • @LeonArgent
      @LeonArgent Před 3 lety +86

      I hope you never get your ass kicked needlesly mate.

    • @kawiikanji8620
      @kawiikanji8620 Před 3 lety +94

      @@TheJadeFist no paperwork just sprinkle some crack on em and let’s get outta here

  • @sosocrazy1234
    @sosocrazy1234 Před rokem +12

    20 years later and some still haven't learned these lessons...🤣

  • @entangled31415
    @entangled31415 Před 5 měsíci +8

    Just common sense.

  • @bfr74vz80
    @bfr74vz80 Před 3 lety +5206

    This needs to run on TV around the clock as a public service announcement.

    • @noahreyna76
      @noahreyna76 Před 3 lety +23

      Sure does 😂😂

    • @scrubsrc4084
      @scrubsrc4084 Před 3 lety +62

      I bet they would call him white

    • @jonsnows5340
      @jonsnows5340 Před 3 lety +136

      @@scrubsrc4084 most likely be canceled and called racist. we already know how democrats work

    • @ATLuxuryCars
      @ATLuxuryCars Před 3 lety +49

      IQ too low for certain "individuals" in our society to understand these basic points unfortunately.

    • @jonsnows5340
      @jonsnows5340 Před 3 lety +13

      ​@michi veritas im happy a "muppet's" comment hit you in deeper places.

  • @KinkESizemore
    @KinkESizemore Před 6 lety +2411

    Might be the best public service announcement ever

    • @spiritofalaska
      @spiritofalaska Před 6 lety +42

      this should be shown to every school in chicago and to black lives matter supporters

    • @Thecalebexperience2
      @Thecalebexperience2 Před 6 lety +7

      even the part saying "get a white friend"?

    • @japkap
      @japkap Před 6 lety +18

      CBaseball_ there has to be at least some comical relief not just all common sense statements.

    • @lusmas99
      @lusmas99 Před 6 lety +4

      One of the funniest things I've ever seen. And most accurate.

    • @willia3r
      @willia3r Před 6 lety +5

      Yeah except it doesn't work in large part.
      The police have shown in far too many cases that you can stand in one spot minding your own business and they will still mess with you.
      Professional tennis player James Blake's situation with NYPD cops is proof positive of that much.
      The other example is Charles Kinsey of North Miami Florida who was trying to get a runaway patient back into the facility.
      The reality is that in America we have too many psychotic people who have no business being police officers and we don't have a solid method for weeding them out.

  • @Striker885
    @Striker885 Před 6 měsíci +7

    This is still killing me in 2023 after nearly 2 decades 😂😂

  • @mrrandom1265
    @mrrandom1265 Před 3 měsíci +87

    Dude: "Hey bro, watch this."
    George Floyd: "Maybe later."

  • @ViralKiller
    @ViralKiller Před 3 lety +5383

    14 years ago damn

    • @TubeWatcher
      @TubeWatcher Před 3 lety +20

      @⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ It's a completely different generation, it isn't old men and women getting shot by police officers, its mostly young people.

    • @james10739
      @james10739 Před 3 lety +47

      Right how have people gotten stupider since

    • @frankvana2536
      @frankvana2536 Před 3 lety +3

      Viral killer watches non xenomorph content?!

    • @luisv4439
      @luisv4439 Před 3 lety +65

      @@TubeWatcher an entitled generation... i grew up in LA in the 90s, my parents made damn sure i was in before dark, had no toy pistols, didnt wear gang colors, and to not talk to police.. im positive my parents saved me from getting killed from gang members and the police

    • @suzukisixk7
      @suzukisixk7 Před 3 lety +27

      psh...they been singing fuck the police since 1989. people acting shocked today is hilarious.

  • @cartmanrlsusall
    @cartmanrlsusall Před 6 lety +5075

    Still good advice decades after this was recorded

    • @Remaggib
      @Remaggib Před 6 lety +113

      It's been longer than a single decade, I remember watching this around 1997 or 1998.

    • @42042O
      @42042O Před 6 lety +8

      Maybe change it to shot..... great comment op

    • @googlselzmiyinfo9040
      @googlselzmiyinfo9040 Před 6 lety +36

      Right. Advice like "get a white friend" isn't sarcastic at all.

    • @kevinlavin3269
      @kevinlavin3269 Před 6 lety +2

      HB damn you racist as fuck you must be trollin

    • @jonathandyer9643
      @jonathandyer9643 Před 6 lety +19

      If your white friend is your crazy friend skip the next step.

  • @gladiusclaymore6976
    @gladiusclaymore6976 Před 7 měsíci +21

    They actually do need to make this video available to the "thug-life" public community! It seriously is at least 90% accurate! :-)

  • @Horsekick9times
    @Horsekick9times Před měsícem +4

    17 years ago and it still relevant

  • @Mike-gt1cs
    @Mike-gt1cs Před 3 lety +779

    14 years ago: funny comedy skit
    Today: fatherly advice

    • @brahtrumpwonbigly7309
      @brahtrumpwonbigly7309 Před 3 lety +47

      It was always fatherly advice, it just isn't being taught to youths anymore because the fathers lost their custody battle.

    • @amitgabay3721
      @amitgabay3721 Před 3 lety +5

      This is reasonable and common sense advice that actually wants to help people, unlike advice today. This is great advice

    • @amitgabay3721
      @amitgabay3721 Před 3 lety +9

      @@brahtrumpwonbigly7309 Especially in black communities with a 75% single parenthood rate

    • @chipanderson2135
      @chipanderson2135 Před 3 lety +9

      Today it is racist advice according to the democrats.

    • @xandervk2371
      @xandervk2371 Před 3 lety +2

      Today: blatantly false.

  • @oxouk
    @oxouk Před 3 lety +4000

    This is not even exaggerated for comedic purposes. Just 100% accurate.

  • @jameshowland7393
    @jameshowland7393 Před 8 měsíci +7

    I've been watching this for years! It's still just as funny as the first time I saw it!!

    • @anthonyobryan3485
      @anthonyobryan3485 Před 16 dny

      This will still be relevant comedy a hundred years from now.

  • @drewidrie2396
    @drewidrie2396 Před 5 měsíci +10

    Rock presents this jokingly, but it's all accurate information.

  • @3rd_EYE_MegaMind
    @3rd_EYE_MegaMind Před 8 lety +3085

    What Chris Rock is saying is pretty much common sense.
    Unfortunately, common sense isn't all too common.

    • @fuckem187
      @fuckem187 Před 7 lety +39

      You do realise he is also taking the piss out of 6 cops beating the shit out of someone because they have weed or refuse to give license and registration. Or is that part of the irony of the video lost on you ?

    • @junyah1
      @junyah1 Před 7 lety +5

      +Lewis C *ding ding ding

    • @zigisamblak
      @zigisamblak Před 7 lety +12

      Don't give a black friend a ride? Sounds like racism, not common sense.

    • @thehonestman26
      @thehonestman26 Před 7 lety +54

      Is that what he said? Maybe you should watch it again. Sooooo tired of racism being used. If I broke those rules, I would get my ass kicked, and I would have nobody to blame but myself.

    • @KyranSparda
      @KyranSparda Před 7 lety +3

      Well that's why we have darwin... :)

  • @garthybrookens4839
    @garthybrookens4839 Před 4 měsíci +4

    ''Men don't give em shiit, what da fuq you want''.... Never fails to crack me up everytime. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dlock5794
    @dlock5794 Před rokem +11

    That is literally one of the funniest ( but true) skits I've ever seen 😂

  • @Mario03020302
    @Mario03020302 Před 6 lety +2523

    This aged perfectly

    • @vangmx
      @vangmx Před 6 lety +64

      Totally! Though it's sad because this skit was probably made about 20 years ago and still reflects many of the problems in our American society today. Hella funny but has deeper meanings when you think about it. :)

    • @generalrotholz977
      @generalrotholz977 Před 5 lety +22

      This skit is like a good wine

    • @yougotsomemoneyformeboy5297
      @yougotsomemoneyformeboy5297 Před 5 lety +39

      @@vangmx Yeah, a deeper meaning of, "Obey the law"

    • @yougotsomemoneyformeboy5297
      @yougotsomemoneyformeboy5297 Před 5 lety +17

      @Gealified x Well, it always has.

    • @brrrgundy
      @brrrgundy Před 4 lety +21

      And here we are in 2020

  • @MultiBeerme
    @MultiBeerme Před 3 lety +4117

    Anyone remember when you could make jokes like this and not get a hate mob trying to get your employer to fire you?

    • @funkguylorz7315
      @funkguylorz7315 Před 3 lety +111

      Good times

    • @TS-jm7jm
      @TS-jm7jm Před 3 lety +221

      didnt realise this was a joke, he's making good points

    • @robertscott1983
      @robertscott1983 Před 3 lety +22

      Tristan smith lol the world we live in today

    • @rysiii811
      @rysiii811 Před 3 lety +69

      when you were black I suppose..., I think it would still pass, but this kind of truth can be spoken only by a minority, favourably by a black person, not to be called fascist and so on by narrow minded censors aka SJW

    • @janelle009
      @janelle009 Před 3 lety +52

      @@rysiii811 100%!! I got told today that i cannot speak on all this because i am white. I so badly wanted to reply that since he isnt a convicted felon, then maybe he shouldn't speak on it. But instead I said nada. (The convo was about felony warrants)

  • @jigu2483
    @jigu2483 Před 9 měsíci +14

    What makes it even better is at the end, even if you follow all those steps, he still says "probably"

    • @joimumu
      @joimumu Před 9 měsíci +5

      Well he knows that there is only so much you can do on your end and if the cop is batsh!t crazy then only god can help you

    • @jigu2483
      @jigu2483 Před 9 měsíci

      @@joimumu that's very true

    • @cbh148
      @cbh148 Před 9 měsíci +1

      Try it, it totally works. No need to read in between the lines and look for oddball exceptions. What a weird thing to focus in on like it’s remotely a prevalent problem.

    • @jigu2483
      @jigu2483 Před 9 měsíci

      @@cbh148 shut up lil nigga

  • @gabriellima7900
    @gabriellima7900 Před 3 měsíci +5

    This will always remain relevant 😂

  • @dgsalvilla
    @dgsalvilla Před 3 lety +961

    14 years later and this showed up in my recommendations. this should be turned into a public service announcement lol.

    • @FinalManaTrigger
      @FinalManaTrigger Před 3 lety +12

      lol, I was saying this for years. And somehow it has become even more important due to our current zeitgeist.

    • @prose7789
      @prose7789 Před 3 lety +2

      YEP 🤣😂

    • @gregnorvell9730
      @gregnorvell9730 Před 3 lety +9

      How weird, same here. I don't watch anything like this. But in light of all the BLM crap going on I had to watch it. Yes this should be a public service announcement!!!!! Can't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Just_Tyree
      @Just_Tyree Před 3 lety +2

      Nah its dated and too overly exaggerated

    • @KUNTAR
      @KUNTAR Před 3 lety +11

      It's exaggerated by intent, because comedy. But it's funny because it is centered around truth. When people do stupid shit and resist arrest or put others at risk, the chance they get a fatal outcome increases significantly.

  • @davypig571
    @davypig571 Před 3 lety +766

    Perhaps show this in schools. You know, before it’s too late.

    • @finchborat
      @finchborat Před 3 lety +33

      Especially to the kids who walked out of class in MN to protest Daunte Wright and tell the National Guard to go home.

    • @bluffdotcom5504
      @bluffdotcom5504 Před 3 lety +22

      It's already too late...

    • @OkFixer
      @OkFixer Před 3 lety +14

      Should be mandatory in schools, drivers education, DMV license application, INS application for green card or citizenship, and as early as day care.

    • @patrickfarrell6638
      @patrickfarrell6638 Před 3 lety +6

      Too late...

    • @bfr74vz80
      @bfr74vz80 Před 3 lety +7

      It better be grade school, by middle school it's too late for most of these kids.

  • @jasonrodgers9063
    @jasonrodgers9063 Před 5 měsíci +4

    Chris Rock is a true comedy GENIUS!

  • @ahutflesz2425
    @ahutflesz2425 Před měsícem +5

    I’m white and have been doing the following every time I’ve been stopped by police (many times, I don’t drive slow). Pull over to the side of the road, switch engine off, roll down drivers window, hands on the wheel. Cops don’t know for sure what they’re walking up to. your car may have been stolen and you aren’t aware of it for example. These easy steps help put the cop at ease.
    I have been stopped for speeding at least 10 times in the last 20 years and have yet to get a serious citation. They always knock it down to something very minor. Taking the stress off the cop makes a difference.

    • @user-ym4xy6us5e
      @user-ym4xy6us5e Před 9 dny

      Police officers deal with so many fools, jerks, bums, criminals, and deadbeats that they are positively eager to let an honest citizen off the hook. All you've got to do is appear to possess a modicum of common sense. It's a really low bar.

  • @mynameisconnorimtheandroid6080

    This should be taught at school and not randomly show up in recommendations decades after it was made

    • @finchborat
      @finchborat Před 6 lety +45

      Actually, I think this was from the late 90s. Other than that, you have a decent point.

    • @mynameisconnorimtheandroid6080
      @mynameisconnorimtheandroid6080 Před 6 lety +6

      finchborat fixed it

    • @darvnhasat1357
      @darvnhasat1357 Před 5 lety +4

      yeah ikr if only Mike Brown had seen this and Chris Rock were still cool then

    • @Waxer3929
      @Waxer3929 Před 5 lety +19

      I teach a high school criminal justice class. I'd like to find (unfortunately) a censored version of this video to show in my class. It actually has some good tips a lot of my students can follow

    • @matthewskullblood9778
      @matthewskullblood9778 Před 5 lety +19

      you teach at a high school you don't need a sensored version

  • @BerzerkaDurk
    @BerzerkaDurk Před 3 lety +1562

    Chris needs to remake this and add, "Don't try to stab another chick in right front of the police."

    • @red_five3325
      @red_five3325 Před 3 lety +108

      Yeah. If I was going to assassinate a defenseless girl, I wouldn't do it in broad daylight right in front of any witnesses - especially cops.

    • @lowresmk1149
      @lowresmk1149 Před 3 lety +6

      bruh, you are so insensitive

    • @hansolomon6866
      @hansolomon6866 Před 3 lety +9

      @Mike. Hunt. that doesn't justify the police shooting her. Regardless of what she was doing or was trying to do, it's not their job to kill people.

    • @minority86
      @minority86 Před 3 lety +286

      @@hansolomon6866 he saved the girls life from being stabbed to death dumb fuck

    • @L._.A-06
      @L._.A-06 Před 3 lety +204

      @@hansolomon6866 actually it is they are supposed to use deadly force when the lives of others are threatened

  • @joaquinnava6806
    @joaquinnava6806 Před 7 měsíci +8

    "Don't ride with a mad woman". Will Smith should have listened to this advice.

  • @sgreen0000
    @sgreen0000 Před rokem +5

    Omg, I’ve watched this a dozen times & I am still laughing! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👍

  • @DrJangoR9
    @DrJangoR9 Před 7 lety +429

    maaaannn don't give him shit!
    WHAT THE FUCK! you WANT!
    hahahaha 😹👍

  • @FPSDALLAS
    @FPSDALLAS Před 3 lety +2047

    This should be played for middle school aged kids all the way through high school. I'm NOT kidding.

  • @suke9502
    @suke9502 Před 5 měsíci +5

    My favorite one is stop immediately lmao. I always quote ”everyone knows if the police have to come and get you, they’re bringing an ass kicking w them”

  • @grizzkid795
    @grizzkid795 Před 4 lety +2993

    Surprised this video hasn't been banned yet.

    • @KH4444444444N
      @KH4444444444N Před 4 lety +85

      If you think it should be banned, you are soft.

    • @grizzkid795
      @grizzkid795 Před 4 lety +197

      No, I think this should be required education in all schools and prisons, with some minor revisions, but it would not be politically correct to suggest "people of color" change their behaviors in sny way.

    • @yulianarivera4847
      @yulianarivera4847 Před 4 lety +17

      I have a feeling it will be soon

    • @rosshex4625
      @rosshex4625 Před 4 lety +70

      The people who need to watch it, didnt watch it

    • @deplorabledixie2834
      @deplorabledixie2834 Před 4 lety +25

      @@grizzkid795 #BlackBehaviorMatters

  • @Sl4yerkid
    @Sl4yerkid Před 3 lety +1519

    Over 14 years old, and still completely accurate.

  • @foxhound6364
    @foxhound6364 Před 5 měsíci +4

    The friend is so damn funny. I love his body language and delivery.

  • @scottsmith1386
    @scottsmith1386 Před 13 dny

    One of the top classic comedy skits of all time. Timeless. A must watch every time I come across it.

  • @rayjaymor8754
    @rayjaymor8754 Před 2 lety +1590

    "If the police have to go and get you, they're bringing an ass kicking with them" 🤣

    • @whitecollarhater9727
      @whitecollarhater9727 Před 2 lety +32

      So true 😹. And at the end "if you follow these simple rules you PROBABLY won't... " very true too. With the pandemic, all the nutters have been hired...

    • @scottyhoo2516
      @scottyhoo2516 Před 2 lety +2

      @@whitecollarhater9727 u dam right! cuz i'm insane!

    • @whitecollarhater9727
      @whitecollarhater9727 Před 2 lety +5

      @@scottyhoo2516 be polite!

    • @TheMellow85
      @TheMellow85 Před 2 lety

      This applies to all races. If the police need to get you they are bringing an asswhoopin.

    • @sgtwormevore4119
      @sgtwormevore4119 Před 2 lety +24

      Now chris needs to make a "how not to get your ass kicked by an crazy will smith"

  • @kevinfelton689
    @kevinfelton689 Před rokem +2762

    Almost two decades later, and "HE GOT WEED HE GOT WEED!" still has me freaking dying!

    • @camillemckenzie3235
      @camillemckenzie3235 Před rokem +37

      Nowadays, the cops would probably ask if he would share it with them.

    • @lucky889s9
      @lucky889s9 Před rokem

      "Dats right, kick his muthafuckin ass! " 😂😂😂

    • @rumblebird9888
      @rumblebird9888 Před rokem +15

      @@camillemckenzie3235
      I know some cops from South Park, Colorado that would like some

    • @Ripa-Moramee
      @Ripa-Moramee Před rokem +4

      @@camillemckenzie3235 Probably but you're acting like corruption has never existed before, I can tell you right now it has and if anything it was far worse in the past.

    • @handymanr4729
      @handymanr4729 Před rokem +15

      Doesnt matter what color your woman is this true worldwide

  • @Dominian1
    @Dominian1 Před 5 měsíci +5

    They should play that shit in driving ed.

  • @biknjak
    @biknjak Před rokem +9

    This just never gets old....😂

  • @JK-xt7ro
    @JK-xt7ro Před 3 lety +451

    The face he makes when she yells "he got weed, he got weed" is priceless

  • @datboicuz
    @datboicuz Před 3 lety +1987

    his face after she yells he got weed is priceless

    • @averagecalisthenicsguy1504
      @averagecalisthenicsguy1504 Před 2 lety +3

      czcams.com/video/oLRuX4Dbq5c/video.html

    • @bellschuser9829
      @bellschuser9829 Před 2 lety +18

      That women is Cynthia g

    • @grevensher594
      @grevensher594 Před 2 lety +30

      You wouldn't believe how many wives/girlfriends call to get their man in trouble after an argument, only to take it back 12 hours later after they get locked up. 🙄

    • @CoolPapaCash
      @CoolPapaCash Před 2 lety +5

      @@grevensher594 Happened to me

    • @joelwillems4081
      @joelwillems4081 Před 2 lety +4

      I wanted to like your comment but it's at 420. Just seemed wrong to change that.

  • @rnettles6241
    @rnettles6241 Před 7 měsíci +4

    Should be a public service announcement on every channel.