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5-minute crafts for crackheads
ROBBY: / @robbysauce
Videos I watched:
22 SIMPLE HOUSEHOLD HACKS: www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzPrk...
Weird things you never knew you could do with your food
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBoIl...
Check out my other videos!
REACTING TO ANTI-GAY COMMERCIALS BECAUSE I'M GAY: www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BdkH...
FINDING A SUGAR DADDY ON GRINDR WITH A TWINK:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcVE0...
VIEWERS PICK MY OUTFITS Because I'm Lonely:
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I'm a satirical comedic vlogger who creates content that is a cross between “Intelligently funny” and “an organized hot mess.” I do pop culture reviews, challenges, storytimes, etc. such as "Why I'm Boycotting Beyonce", "A Salty Response from Pluto", "If Donald Trump Had Snapchat", "Why JuJu on That Beat is Evil" AND MORE!
Don't do drugs
METH
Binch say it again
PLEASE DON'T DO COCAINE
Weird flex but ok
too late
WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR
*ABSOLUTELY NOTHING*
*S I N G I T A G A I N-*
skullfuck. Wow, an icon supporting an icon. Stan-worthy 😩🙌🏾
Hey Salvatore
mY TEA SUPLLYING QUEEN SUPPORTING MY OTHER QUEEN. LOVE THAT FOR YA MAMAS 🧡💙💗💖💚🧡💙🧡💙🖤💙❤💘💛💘
Love how a queen is supporting another queen
oh hey Salvatore we’re glad you’re here
My little brother got in trouble for singing “MmMmMm Meth” around the house. Thanks Mac
hEh
Oooooooo METH
Im going to say MmMmMm Meth everytime im ignoring someone and they try to say something to me
MMMMMMMMmmmMmMmmmmmm METH
Your little brother is a man of culture
NO ONE:
MAC EVERY 5 SECONDS
“MMMM METH”
_.MINGIS AURORA._ mhm XD he always gets one meme and includes it in the whole thing XD
me on a friday night while my friends have actual lives
Bitch me too, the fuq
My favorite man
Same but like why why would I go out when I could be home and make some poor mans crackhead shit
OneDreamQueen haha me.
OneDreamQueen me too, but I have no friends.
The random “METH”’s 😂
It’s the new “Lit” girl
You must be new, welcome to the fam
Ohh ＭＥＴＨ， mmm ＭＥＴＨ
That got me dead
@TEA ME TOO
Regular youtubers when sponsored by honey: "it's this website that helps you save money :)"
Mac: *MOANS THE WORD HONEY*
I like your username
@Katrina Brown lmao
For anyone who doesn't know lmao, the "meth" thing is from an anti drug ad. Y'all should look it up bc the whole thing is such a bop 👀
It really is though
@Justin Dan D. Manalo ooooohhh M E T H
•pauses video to get water•
•comes back and unpauses video•
•Mac does long pause•
Me: Is this still pau-
Mac: *M E T H*
Try turning on captions it's the funniest shit ever
Facts
Sorry, but I love your username 😅
Pansexual Pancake
*spills the water everywhere*
Pansexual Pancake is it.... TAP WATER
I think he's the only CZcamsr that doesn't make me want to skip the sponsorship
why is this true
Yeah😂
billie eilish 7 amp same lmao
Facts
So true
When you realize a fabulously gay man has better eyelashes than you...
I'm so jealous.
Eitan Woolworth well I have no eyelashes so theyre definitely better than mine 😂
I don't get your profile pic, like are you asexual or pan or apan?
louise rules I think they’re asexual panromantic but that’s just a guess
@@louiserules its the trans flag and the pan flag actually
Kirishima
No-one :
Literally nobody:
Mac: BLinG BloOng wOoP Ba dO ba DO
OOOOOOOH METH
This video is like, 2 minutes long if it wasnt extended from mac staring at the camera
And dont forget abt that sponsorship
And it’s probably like 10:00:00 without the editing
Girl gotta get that watch time boo
And if it wasn’t for “ooh meth”
i paused the video and i thought it was one of ur awkward pauses and i waited for like 10 mins i feel dumb
same
That is actually me
I have never related to a sentence as much as I just related to that
This happens too me too many times to count
Honestly same
i actually check if i have the video on a pause when he does that for too long hhh
No one:
Mac: **MmmmmNmmmM M E T H.**
Me: I’m going to sleep early tonight!!
Me at 3 am: 5:42
Honey Buns it’s even funnier with captions
mac can go so long without blinking it terrifies me
Elise Tysdal it’s all the crack..
Elise Tysdal omg yes
Elise Tysdal So can I......I think I need to lay off the drugs....
I NEVER NOTICED!!!
maybe he blinks when you blink
NEVER CHANGE MAC, NEVER CHANGE
MMMMM. METH
Yes please don’t your hilarious
MmMeth
NEVER IN YOUR LIFE
METH
( theatre kids only )
Mat: the lead:
HONEYYY
the ensamble: bees bees bees bees bees bees
😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻
💀
Small characters: MMMM METH
Me: wait did i pause it?
Mac: *pauses for like 30 seconds*
Edit: METH
me: *visible confusion*
1:10 without gaining an addiction to any drugs.
So- *_meth_*
Nobody
Mac:
*M E T H*
Ooōooôhh meth
MmMmMmM meth
mMMMMMMM
*🅼 🅴 🆃 🅷*
Ohhhh METH.
“Ooooo meth” -me randomly in class
Omg hahaahahah
Is that Beetlejuice in your pfp?
Join A Movement Of 6M To Adopt Klaus Hargreeves what?
eva DIVA
Is the person in your profile picture Beetlejuice from Beetlejuice?
Joeslactadepills OwO I don't know I will look
I accidentally paused the video and waited for like a whole minute because I thought he was just doing one of his long pauses
I swear i come here unconsciously when I’m feeling down
I’m just guided here for some reason
AAAAAAA I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS
U mean subconsciously LUL
8:25 - 8:42 me pretending that the facetime is frozen so they’ll hang up
Honestly mood 👌
LMAO THAT'S MEEEEEEEEEE
I relate tbh
If that ain’t me 👌👌👌👌
ssaturnap Do the mute trick instead, move ur mouth without talking and they’ll think it’s muted
“2019 were not pissing people off no more....... except the people that deserve it”
*smiles*
Oh METH
*we're
Anastasia PIhvagah preach
NGL thought you talking to me-
Nobody:
This video: *_M E T H_*
I love how honest he is, he’s just like “I’m doing this for the views cuz I need money”
Mac is my one brain cell this beautiful week of finals
Captain Softi Same??
@@anxiousmusician7656 I have a 6 page chicago-style History paper due on Thursday. I absolutely fucking hate footnotes.
Same!!!!
Good luck everyone I believe in you 😤😤😤😤
Nat G Damn am I glad that I'm finally off on winter break. This was my first college semester and I died mentally.
My brain cells are *dead*
As for your paper, good luck!!! I believe in you, spell check is great, make sure to cite your sources properly, get some rest, and if all else fails, *doublespace that shit*
While he talked about honey all I could hear in the background was:
BiTch
BiTcH
biTCh
Bitch
Bitch
Bitch
bitch
BITCH
Honestly I just watch 5 Minute Crafts videos to see what insane thing they've come up with this time, not even expecting anything remotely useful so when something with a glimmer of hope of being useful comes up, I get so excited.
I love how he goes from super intense fast edits to hella long pauses. ✨COMEDY GOLD✨
me: “i’m gonna to to bed early tonight”
me at 4am: 0:00-10:11
OMG RAVON WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
EVERYTIME I WATCH YOUR VIDEOS I FEEL LIKE I GO ON AN ACID TRIP _AND I LOVE IT_
Dumb Atheist oOoOoOoOoO meth
I felt it was my duty to let you know you have precisely 666 likes ( yeah that's childish I know BUT WHO THE FUCK CARES)
mMmMmMmMmM
mEtH!!
- cricket buckets - S U R E ! :>
Closest thing to oding i can do without dying is watch all of macd videos in a row
I just love how many times he pauses and says nothing for like 10 seconds it’s great 😂
5:54 he really said "No❤️"
😭💀💀
Don't do Mac, kids.
Stay at drugs
@@goldencatcyrielle8148 Dont do vegetables
Stay in drugs
Eat your school
MMMMM. *METH!*
this deserves more likes
@@kenz3905 thanks fam
His editing is godly
Me
M E T H
Otakuwolf123 sk
*_METH_*
@@alliefoster4942 ok
This
Is
A
Hilarious
Man
Mmm ... meth
8:30
When you tell your mom you're pregnant.😂😂
This was a joke..
LMAO- I’m so stupid. I clicked this like 50 times and I just got it 🤣😭
"I don't sleep. I don't eat but I have the cleanest house on the street-"
Ohhh meth
Uuuhhhh meth!
Oh, m e t h !
Mac: hello-
Edit: ooooh meth
Mac: welcome t-
Edit: ooooh meth
Mac: Mac-
Edit: meth
Mac: t-
Edit: meth
Mac: *says anything*
Edit: Meth :)
Mac: crack.
Edit: METH!
wHerE's tHe LiE tHo?????
Omg u have 666 likes 0.0
@@sarah-fj8mc almost 777 now
@@alittlelapin almost 999 now
1k likes
His ability to just stare vacantly into nothingness without moving or blinking at all for a good 20 seconds is both hilarious and terrifying
mac has a TALENT for tricking me into thinking the video is paused
The amount of pauses to get this to ten minutes 😭😂😂
Lol are you new? This is how his comedy style
@@demonitised4942 I'm not new, not even close. I loooveee his comedy and dramatic pauses. This vid is just fullll of them and he explicitly mentions trying to get to 10 minutes. Lol calm down with your judgmental ass.
@@nelly11796 woah there boy I made that comment BEFORE he said that
B
E
Looking like you're regretting everything you've done your whole life is a mood.
The Littlest Pikachu honestly
5 Minute Crafts: Coca Cola + Milk = Transparent Soda! It's so fun! Try this at home!
Me:
......Sprite tho....
“Can y’all tell I’m trying to add watch time” sis you’ve been doing that with your long pauses we been knew
This video is my constant mental state honestly.
WOOOOOOO!!!! MAC JOINED THE CRAFT CREW!!!!!
One of my favourite emo boissss
It was about time
Yeah Robby!
ROBBYYYYY
YAS BOI
no one:
LITERALLY no one:
Mac:BING BLING BAH DUP A DUP
5:42
my brain during finals
Mac seems so underrated even though he’s the REALEST youtuber i’ve ever seen on youtube.
*T R U T H*
ARMY?
Love your username 😂👍
Oh yeah yeah
Totally not Yurio or a Claude fangirl fuck off this is not about bts.
Imagine Mac doing this with Troom Troom because bitc-
spill-the-nctea *OOOOH METH*
*Cristine Intensifies*
spill-the-nctea I'm sorry, just your friendly nctzen, hi... your name is... *godly*
And I oop-
iTs NoT a PrObLeM aNyMoRe
The only CZcamsr who doesn’t make me wanna skip their sponsorship.
Whenever you stop I think my wifi is bad amd the video is frozen, then I suddenly hear, OOOOHH M*TH
the only drugs i need is Mac's sarcasm
It's very addicting
And heroin :)
HOW DID I GET THAT MANY LIKES IN 5 HOURS XD
People averagely blink 100 times a day.
Mac averagely blinks 3 times a day
*i liked my own comment*
Snoop Boop I’m sorry but people do not only blink 100 times per day
I only blink 182 times.
@@shawtyisspaghetti1561 Did you seriously count how many times you blinked?
@@lillytoriya2212 that was a blink 182 joke...
Fandom Trash r/wooosh
Re-watching this in 2020 and 1:49 got me wishing we never knew what was gonna happen in 2020 🤣🤣🤣
*ooooooo-OOOOOO-ooOo-*
*inhales*
*breathes heavily*
*METHHHHHH*
If I could like this twice I would
My son (9 months old) laughs at your videos even though he has no idea what youre saying. Thats talent hunny
Honestly my cat seem kinda interested by the video. I think he likes the noise and the long pauses. Anyway that's also pretty impressive of Mac to also have cats liking his stuff.
Mac is love, mac is *god*
Dominique Lausier this made my day
emo trash of mcr tøp fob p!atd and Gorillaz ÒwÓ skydaddy Mac
emo trash of mcr tøp fob p!atd and Gorillaz ÒwÓ I love your username
GLING GLING GLING GLA BLO BLU BLU GLING GLANG GLIDDY BLU GLING GLING GLING BO BOOIING BIDUBUDO DO DIOOOO DOOUBOUDO
Yibby ibby I read that out loud and...I sounded retarded
mMmMmM
*meth*
yes
5:42
I STAN THESE SOUNDS I WAS LIKE FKENCJEJDNC
LMAO I’ve got subtitles on and at 6:33 it says *confused gay silence* I am dead 💀🤣
Omg lol
Who searched up "ooo meth" during or after the video?
1:40 When my teacher ask me to answer the question on the board
xXEmmixX YT thank you
*SAME*
🤣🤣so relatable🤣🤣
LOL!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHA straight factsssss
i told myself i would do my homework when i got home
plot twist: i didn’t
Clorox Bleach same buddy,that’s what I’m doing right now :)
Clorox Bleach me rn
Ok meeeee
Same, I should also be studying rn xD
Clorox Bleach me rn
Nobody:
Kids when the math teacher says math: *oOOooO meth*
Omg I love the subtitles for when you pause. Escpecially around 4:30
We stan a DIY queen
DIY GOD
“Because they get views”
I live for those rare moments in life when Mac actually looks at the camera
yessssss
I never noticed till now 😨
I love how “crack” and “meth” were said in the same vid and I just got outta rehab for those 2 drugs and I’m tryna stay sober cuz I have to lol
"Do YoU jUsT hAvE aLl ThE tImE iN tHe WoRlD.." if only he knew...
*pushes video to 10 minutes, but still doesn't get ads*
Oof
oh honey, no
ohohoho I see what ya did there billyzehorse
The hero we need but don't deserve.
@@jk__7624 bahaha
An amber alert just happend but when you said
"Bd bing ding deding"
I started dying
Emily Foster-Nakamura oop-
When in the video did this happen...I'm dumb lol
@@oeenerdogyayyyyy everywhere
@@oeenerdogyayyyyy literally everywhere
Oof
I keep rewatching 5:42 and laughing harder every single time 😂😭
2019 we ain't pissing people off no more
**2020 comes along**
2020: now we are
Half of each video Mac makes is him just staring off in the distance.
Yet we still here watching it
It's a mood
Your profile photo is a lowkey mess, do lesbians just not exist?
Iconic
Your profile pic is gorgeous.
His sound track is my life.
Person: what's your favourite song
Me:boop boop tee poo tee poo tee
Me: mmmmm meth
Mac. The king of holding still, not blinking, and not breathing. 👍🏻
Can we just talk about the beautiful music in the background
Love you and your channel!
Mac makes me so happy. Literally every single video he makes will make me laugh.
Same XD
Same😂😂
ARMYYYYYY
i see the thumbnail during my sleep paralysis
facts tbh
Just wanted to let you know you make my quarantine alot better :)
6:42 I got a notification from Snapchat and Mac looked SO OFFENDED and then he just....”what was that trying to be?” MAC UR A SAVAGE
I wonder how many times Mac has to edit out him laughing at his own shit 😂😂😂
No that'd just be more watch time!
@@NatalieLovesxo we really out here EXPOSING Mac like this
the amount of times i thought the video was frozen
orange flourange thats me with all of his videos deadass
4:54 when your teacher calls on you to answer a question but you weren’t paying attention
Turn on captions at 2:50
You'll thank me later.
Thank you
Thanks
If you rewatch his videos from 2017-2019 with the captions on you will see that the typer was a fan 😂
0:18 'it's 2019" how high is Mac to have transported himself into 2019 already???
It's 2019... I'm here from the future ma dude.
Omg I just realized LOL. He’s a time travelling goddess.
Maybe he records his videos ahead of time and just posted it earlier than he was expecting to
Tyler Scott uh
Say that again
But slowly-
Tyler Scott Read that out loud and ask yourself if that makes sense lmao
"We were straight once" - Mac
"Oh my god, why is this true 😥" - Me
I’m just going to casually binge watch all macs old videos 😌✨
That song when you pull out the clear wrap... literally makes my day.
Do they have a craft to stop my depression?
I thought you're already watching one
A Twix
This video
I do! Buy antidepressants
@@kuronekoo96 _You know I'll eat that fucking twix_
I was dating a guy named Seth and our ship name was meth.
Thought I'd contribute.
The Potato Princess :D METH
NO ONE LIKE ITS AT 69
@@chelsealeighton3692 THATS THE SEX NUMBER HA
Just wanted to take a minute and appreciate the subtitles, as someone with auditory processing issues I always appreciate it when a video has actual subtitles and not generated ones.
It's also hella entertaining to watch yours with the extra notes and jokes the titler puts in, it always adds to the fun
i just started watching mac and honestly, mac's editing is pure chaotic energy
MACDOESIT CURED MY DEPRESSION EVERYTIME HE POSTED A VIDEO
same
Mines never cured but...he postpones it for a few minutes
Same
Never saw this joke afore.
MEEE *in shanes voice*
sometimes when mac just sits still in complete silence for like 30 seconds i think my phone is buffering but nope
camila’s banana mad? Did you mean Mac?
CloeTheGachaTuber oh yeah thank you!
Your videos, your edits, your whole ass mood. IS A WHOLE ASS MOOD. Never change :)
I loved the singing haha. It surprised me how deep his voice could go in a good way. Mac is the best