Exposing Everything on My High School Cell Phone *graphic*

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  • čas přidán 8. 07. 2024
  • The curse of smartphones is that they remember everything.
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    I found a cure for gayness.
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    I remembered that I still had my cellphones from high school and decided to go through them for your viewing pleasure. Shoutout to Garret Watts who inspired this idea awhile ago and it just reentered my mind when I decided to look at my past iPhone notes.
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  • @cxteequestria5594
    @cxteequestria5594 Před 4 lety +2840

    *he killed himself.*
    *YADA YADA YADA*

  • @kaviisamess
    @kaviisamess Před 4 lety +4294

    it's sad that the story Mac wrote when he was high literally sounds like the B.S. my 12 year old ass wrote on Wattpad and what's even worse is I thought that it was going to be published as a best selling book. Man, we all dumb as hell

    • @maxclips3152
      @maxclips3152 Před 4 lety +96

      I felt that 😂😭

    • @ShemLunaria
      @ShemLunaria Před 4 lety +107

      Lmaooo I feel like this could legit be a movie... If... if it was a bad movie. I- Yeah.

    • @SweetHeartsss
      @SweetHeartsss Před 4 lety +22

      Lmaoooooo this is meeeeee

    • @anonymouss7777
      @anonymouss7777 Před 4 lety +14

      SAMMMMEE

    • @justxxsunset
      @justxxsunset Před 4 lety +27

      I relate to this on a spiritual level

  • @alm0ndmilk
    @alm0ndmilk Před 3 lety +3923

    i have a note on my phone that just says “crack cocaine: collectors addition”

  • @sidk8976
    @sidk8976 Před 3 lety +2907

    Okay so lemme get this straight:
    The barista and the photographer are both aspiring actors who look up to this famous actor. The actor is like two-timing them and they both fall in love with him. Some time passes and they talk to each other, realizing that he’s cheating on them with each other and convince themselves that their feelings are fake and that they didn’t really like the actor guy (cause he’s an asshole) they just liked that he was able to accomplish what they wanted to accomplish - success in the acting field. So after the actor guy gets broken up with by both of them, he decides to ruin their lives (cause he’s an asshole). I think the way he does it is by posting an embarrassing video - I assume that of the s e x u a l kind - and thus ruining their non-existent acting careers as well as getting them both fired from their jobs. This causes the barista to kill himself.
    Years pass and the photographer and actor have moved away after the whole embarrassing video debacle and gotten married to other people. The actor is in Arizona, I assume on some sort of vacation with his trophy wife - cause he’s balls deep in the closet. The photographer is working as a paparazzi and just so happens to catch the actor at a gay bar or something. He contemplates outing the actor and ruining his life like he ruined his but chooses to be the bigger person.
    Big finale with awesome dancing choreography and a sick three-way harmony between the actor, barista, and photographer. Boom story’s over.

    • @sleepynana4148
      @sleepynana4148 Před 3 lety +250

      That's sounds just a liTtlE depressing tbh

    • @lavender8685
      @lavender8685 Před 3 lety +286

      OKAY DAMN YOU REALLY WROTE ALL THAT, the dedication i could never, props to you

    • @ewu..
      @ewu.. Před 3 lety +179

      Damn thank you for the translation, it’s brilliant! Also, this is very sad, why tf does it end with a happy sounding dance break 😂😂😂

    • @SR-fq2jz
      @SR-fq2jz Před 3 lety +28

      Kudos to you

    • @BGCbutYouTube
      @BGCbutYouTube Před 3 lety +46

      OH MY GOD THE DEDICATION!! i could never. amazing story thank you

  • @sebastianboeddinghaus3505
    @sebastianboeddinghaus3505 Před 4 lety +3402

    2019: Its great it's wonderful and then-
    2020: _Yada Yada Yada bunch of stuff happens_

  • @trashchr
    @trashchr Před 4 lety +6657

    "yada yada yada bunch of stuff happens"
    overall:
    *comedy*

    • @whyamigae9666
      @whyamigae9666 Před 4 lety +33

      Lmao *what news reporters think about them dancing to fornite dances*
      *CoMeDy*

    • @kaiob921
      @kaiob921 Před 4 lety +18

      Yada Yada Yada drama drama drama

    • @daphneeehlig3598
      @daphneeehlig3598 Před 4 lety +19

      And boom boom boom love crying at the alibi

    • @junebug296
      @junebug296 Před 4 lety +5

      I saw ya and instantly thought yare yare daze lmao

    • @soyeonenjoyer
      @soyeonenjoyer Před 4 lety +4

      Blah Blah Blah, Joke Joke Joke, Commentary

  • @Ella-ps8hr
    @Ella-ps8hr Před 4 lety +1178

    In my notes there is only one note.
    And it reads:
    Too much gay ruins how special gay is
    Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

  • @sammieinc.3398
    @sammieinc.3398 Před 4 lety +777

    Him exposing himself before anybody else can just reminded me of Hamilton because I'm a messy theater kid-

    • @aestherien
      @aestherien Před 3 lety +25

      The Machazelli Pamphlet

    • @StrwbrrzDrmz
      @StrwbrrzDrmz Před 3 lety +8

      Un-deux-trois-quatre-cinq-six-sept-huit-neuf (un-deux-trois-quatre-cinq-six-sept-huit-neuf)
      Good
      Un-deux-trois-quatre-cinq-six-sept-huit-neuf (un-deux-trois)...
      Sept-huit-neuf.....
      Sept-huit..........

    • @StrwbrrzDrmz
      @StrwbrrzDrmz Před 3 lety +3

      I’m coming for your fucking kneecaps.

    • @vampyrekyng_lex
      @vampyrekyng_lex Před 3 lety +5

      @@StrwbrrzDrmz Nooo I’m gonna cry

    • @StrwbrrzDrmz
      @StrwbrrzDrmz Před 3 lety +4

      @@vampyrekyng_lex It worked. 🙃

  • @MsNarusakufan
    @MsNarusakufan Před 4 lety +1342

    "I wasn't a thot, I was just sad"
    Me too, Sis.

    • @akiraandrews5630
      @akiraandrews5630 Před 4 lety +2

      Where your avi from? It’s so cute

    • @Domiyu
      @Domiyu Před 3 lety +1

      That's too relatable 😭😭

  • @yasmintaylor7957
    @yasmintaylor7957 Před 4 lety +7109

    The fact that vine was still on his phone gave me an extra ten years of life.

  • @holamellamoeliot3154
    @holamellamoeliot3154 Před 4 lety +348

    The weirdest thing I have on my phone is probably the note where I calculated how long it would take to watch the Harry Potter movies, but every time they say ‘Harry Potter,’ we’re number one plays, but every time they say ‘one,’ the entire bee move script is read to you, but every time they say ‘bee,’ all the ice age movies play.

  • @mr.platypus280
    @mr.platypus280 Před 3 lety +177

    i think one of the weirdest things i have in my notes is
    "i pledge aliegence to the bruhnited states of bruhmerica
    jon jon"
    exactly like that
    it's from 2017
    i still have no explanation

  • @JasWritesInDarkness
    @JasWritesInDarkness Před 4 lety +5036

    Mac’s Channel:
    “Very Homosexual”

    • @Boomspangs
      @Boomspangs Před 3 lety +112

      Overall:
      Comedy

    • @anagalarraga8846
      @anagalarraga8846 Před 3 lety +43

      Yada yada yada

    • @rory4623
      @rory4623 Před 3 lety +23

      Ana Galarraga drama drama drama

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots Před 3 lety +26

      (they are in love with their dreams)

    • @SR-fq2jz
      @SR-fq2jz Před 3 lety +20

      this man’s life
      *yAdA YaDa yAdA BoOm bOoM BoOm*
      _VINE_

  • @leviadrianusobrechtkadriqa1961

    Mac back then: “This profile picture is too adult.”
    Mac now: *”Ya’ll wanna see me watch some weird hentai?”*

  • @rueandvalerie
    @rueandvalerie Před 3 lety +205

    “Years of doing something very homosexual.” My life summed up-

  • @felixywixy
    @felixywixy Před 4 lety +354

    Honestly, Mac’s dentist could just watch his vids and see how his teeth are because of how much he internally screams.

  • @FredericChen
    @FredericChen Před 4 lety +3621

    NYAN CAT REMIX I CAN’T

  • @ItsMeHarry
    @ItsMeHarry Před 4 lety +7858

    Jeffree Star's apologies be like: Sorry for being racist yada yada yada drama drama drama

  • @beecosta6445
    @beecosta6445 Před 4 lety +211

    "...years of doing something very homosexual nature" Did high-Mac just sum up all of our adolescence?

  • @LinneaRitland
    @LinneaRitland Před 4 lety +121

    Notes from phone:
    “Kidneyland”
    “Yeah but what if I want my brain to rot, for the aesthetic?”
    “Barbie doll man”
    “Did victorians have bug infestations?”
    “I’ve got a Lysol wipe with your name
    On it”

    • @Q1x.exe.
      @Q1x.exe. Před 3 měsíci

      Bro mine just says “to do:
      Eat febreez”

  • @3173_Delta
    @3173_Delta Před 4 lety +1937

    Funniest sht I found in my notes:
    "You sometimes wish sadness was an STD, because maybe then you'd be getting less of it."

    • @WillowLackett
      @WillowLackett Před 4 lety +70

      Why is this such a mood though lmao

    • @haseebahmed4628
      @haseebahmed4628 Před 4 lety +80

      Overall:
      Comedy
      For real though

    • @artema.
      @artema. Před 4 lety +17

      sis i-

    • @kimaya1243
      @kimaya1243 Před 4 lety +6

      I- mood bitch- 😂

    • @landypandy2012
      @landypandy2012 Před 4 lety +2

      Omg I’m living for this comment 😳. That makes me seem sad af 😔 but it’s fkn true literally never had an std.. bc I’m not getting any. Yeah you get it ... same sis

  • @theattractivespork
    @theattractivespork Před 4 lety +4139

    Nothing in my life will ever be as funny as
    “Overall:
    Comedy”

  • @n080dythesequel
    @n080dythesequel Před 3 lety +62

    This is one of my favorite notes:
    *in a Bass Pro*
    "I came all this way for boots and I'm walking away with a pair of Jesus sandals."

  • @avas7281
    @avas7281 Před 4 lety +71

    OMFG WHEN I SAW THE MAC-LORDE PICTURE I SCREAMED. I made that for a school assignment in 8th grade??? im crying mac im so sorry

    • @zach-rac
      @zach-rac Před 3 lety +4

      xDD that was amazing! When it came on screen I had to pause the vid and make sure my husband saw it too~ xDD

  • @gettingjazzywithit3520
    @gettingjazzywithit3520 Před 4 lety +3413

    when i don’t have any more ideas for my essay:
    “yada yada yada bunch of stuff happens”

    • @LostGhost333
      @LostGhost333 Před 4 lety +30

      Is it bad that I pretty much done this in an essay once? I’d say I wasn’t high when I wrote it but I’d be lying 😂

    • @ziya31
      @ziya31 Před 4 lety +29

      When you need like eight more words in your essay

    • @SR-fq2jz
      @SR-fq2jz Před 4 lety +9

      **Clap**

  • @whatsaname9266
    @whatsaname9266 Před 4 lety +2272

    The only pinned note on my phone is: “...and suddenly there’s a silence. A strangely long and uncomfortable silence. The kind of silence you could drink, if you were interested in drinking silences.”

    • @erinhensler8884
      @erinhensler8884 Před 4 lety +122

      i love this for you

    • @Cake-zk9ei
      @Cake-zk9ei Před 4 lety +123

      *911... yes... this person right here... yes... Their name is "What's a Name".. yes that's the name.. yeah, I almost DIED from laughter... Yes if she has a manager I would- ... don't assume MY name! IT'S NOT KAREN!- ...hello?..*

    • @whatsaname9266
      @whatsaname9266 Před 4 lety +13

      Louis deadddd

    • @alwaysannoyedforever518
      @alwaysannoyedforever518 Před 3 lety +14

      Mine is a racism apology

    • @ghinnessnetwork9339
      @ghinnessnetwork9339 Před 3 lety +34

      Mine is an aggressive rant abt how much i hate straight tiktok and how tired i am of being forced into it in fear of being judged for being a weeb and alternative,aswell as the problems i have with the normies that steal our sounds and pfps only for the aesthetic

  • @elliewilliamslover04
    @elliewilliamslover04 Před 4 lety +506

    my best note:
    The kitchen
    husband: fresh hulk for dinner tonight honey
    wife: ooh yum did you get cobra blood to
    husband: yes
    w: ok
    husbands mistress: but i’m allergic to cobras blood
    w: oh no
    h: well i got okra puke to
    hm: um ok (rolls her eyes mocking h)
    w: wait but i’m allergic to that
    h: i know we are getting divorced
    hm: really
    w: yay husbands mistress we can finally get married
    h: wait what
    w: i’m gay husband
    hm: ya i’m pan
    h: wait u like pans (nods in
    w: that was mean husband
    w: (punches husband in the throat)
    h: ow
    hm: hahah
    w: let get divorce now husband
    h: k
    The next day in the divorce office
    divorce filer: ok u are divorced now
    w: ok bye ex husband
    exh: k bye ex wife
    exhm: come ex wife lets go breath ocean
    w: ok ex husbands mistress
    By the ocean
    exw: i like breath ocean
    exhm: i like breathing ocean to
    exw: wait woah is that a shark
    exhm: ya
    exw: oh no i’m getting eaten
    exhm: oh shoot
    exw: (goes down the sharks throat)
    exw: oh shoot i getting digestive
    exw: woah i’m in a stomach
    exhm: (outside the shark) hey shark here a sea urchin
    shark: oh gee
    exw: (in shark) woah a sea urchau oh wait pooped out
    exw: hey i got out of shark
    exhm: hey ex wife
    exw: hey ex husbands mistress
    exw: wait is that ur sister
    exhm: woah sister hi
    sister: hey ex husbands mistress i’m in deeply love with u
    exhm: woah me to
    exw: wait what
    exhm+s: lol sry
    s: let get marry now
    exhm: yes fair maidiad
    The wedding
    s: i do
    exhm: i dp
    (crowd cheers)
    s: i’m pregnant
    exhm: me to
    s: ok let give birth now
    exhm: lol k
    s: (gives birth) woah it’s a dog
    exhm: wait i can’t give the birth
    s: ur just fat
    exhm: i’m divorcing u
    s: what
    exhm: i’m in love with dog
    dog: woof
    exhm: alright dog lets marry
    d: bark
    exhm: i do
    dog: woof
    exhm: (sing) jack in the box is coming to see you i love you but i realized that i reflect who i am
    dog: bark
    exhm: i’m happy now
    dog: i cheated on you
    exhm: what
    dog: ya with ex husband
    exh: i love u dog
    dog: woof
    exh: let move to the north pole
    dog: ok
    The End

    • @Ella-ps8hr
      @Ella-ps8hr Před 4 lety +32

      Why have only six people liked this?

    • @_JELA
      @_JELA Před 3 lety +64

      emotional rollercoaster. beautiful. Story that will go down in the history books

    • @jhattington7696
      @jhattington7696 Před 3 lety +31

      😭😭👏👏this deserves so many awards

    • @janaterbio8010
      @janaterbio8010 Před 3 lety +41

      I'm crying, the drama was so real. Happy to see the ex-husband got to cheat revenge the thot of an ex-husband mistress. Beautiful *chef's kiss*

    • @sneepsnorp1882
      @sneepsnorp1882 Před 3 lety +13

      my eyes have been blessed from reading this

  • @nvrmq
    @nvrmq Před 3 lety +71

    no one: Mac: *VINE* *VINE* *VINE* *VINE* *VINE* *VINE* *VINE*

    • @bakugokatsuki5360
      @bakugokatsuki5360 Před rokem +2

      Why does vine translate to come 😭

    • @Q1x.exe.
      @Q1x.exe. Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@bakugokatsuki5360also pretty accurate

  • @DefferedBench
    @DefferedBench Před 4 lety +1673

    Everyone’s talking about his high wattpad style story but I’m over here confused on how he has a post on Instagram from over 40 years ago

    • @ijustwannacomment2179
      @ijustwannacomment2179 Před 4 lety +87

      Time travel 🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @eprushan1289
      @eprushan1289 Před 4 lety +49

      most social media use a time before they were created(usually no earlier than like december 31, 1969) as the default and earliest date possible. When the number used to store the date something was posted is missing or overflows, it uses the default date. obviously no one would be able to post on social media on new years eve of 1969

    • @huggies4hobid526
      @huggies4hobid526 Před 4 lety +18

      E Prushan can you dumb that down for me😹😹like it just went in one ear and out the other

    • @tpwk4890
      @tpwk4890 Před 3 lety +4

      Huggies4hobi :D felt that

  • @YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah
    @YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah Před 4 lety +1243

    “Rose Quartz”
    Just when we thought Pink Diamond didn’t have anymore abandoned friends

    • @atlas2992
      @atlas2992 Před 4 lety +87

      Lmfao i thought he was an SU stan for a second there

    • @languid-4535
      @languid-4535 Před 4 lety +9

      Moonzie same lmaooo

    • @aisha5156
      @aisha5156 Před 4 lety +10

      Moonzie
      I think we all did.

    • @Ghrylke
      @Ghrylke Před 4 lety +7

      I understand that this is a joke but Pink Diamond is Rose Quartz?? How can she abandon her own self?

    • @atlas2992
      @atlas2992 Před 4 lety +15

      @@Ghrylke sometimes the su logic just needs to be unexplained

  • @Jesus-wh4sm
    @Jesus-wh4sm Před 3 lety +41

    "I don't want to be horny, I just want to be happy"
    -Someone

  • @muri5095
    @muri5095 Před 3 lety +37

    Everyone: Tiktok, Musical.ly, Vine!
    Me: *laughs in dubsmash*

  • @rileyistired4530
    @rileyistired4530 Před 4 lety +1960

    “Catching the actor who his closet out who’s been closet Arizona years of doing something very homosexual nature”

  • @theblondeone181
    @theblondeone181 Před 4 lety +2103

    Why is no one talking about how someone full on just walked up and TICKLED mac’s stomach..?

    • @rockyteeth
      @rockyteeth Před 4 lety +87

      ah yes, bear culture.

    • @courtneyvalentine1181
      @courtneyvalentine1181 Před 4 lety +27

      not the most outrageous thing i've seen at folsom

    • @alupheli1709
      @alupheli1709 Před 4 lety +35

      That's honestly creepy...

    • @pennydreadfuls_
      @pennydreadfuls_ Před 4 lety +4

      @@alupheli1709 not really tbh

    • @annasmith9026
      @annasmith9026 Před 4 lety +3

      Dude Legit it's 11:52 pm and I thought you would find it intresting that I just now ate nutella and saw you're username and went...."we vibin"

  • @ASTRO_THE_DEMON
    @ASTRO_THE_DEMON Před 3 lety +12

    My notes deadass are 90% gay fan fiction, 5% songs, and 5% madness... and all of the fan fiction notes are locked lmaoooo

  • @NightwingFan69
    @NightwingFan69 Před 3 lety +21

    "There's this app called Vine, I don't know if anyone heard about it."
    *Me, who watches vine complications 24/7 and quotes "Now that's Vine energy!" way to much:* Nope, never heard of it.

  • @hunternowotny9028
    @hunternowotny9028 Před 4 lety +1839

    My middle school notes:
    Foofie Pooches
    Everything on a Stick
    Katy Perry, Katniss Everdeen

    • @theycallmekid6917
      @theycallmekid6917 Před 4 lety +40

      My notes from middle school:
      K me
      Yeah
      Luv
      Okay what
      Wtf
      Broskianet
      Questions bithc
      dino chicken nuggies
      I brilliant
      😂😂😂😂😂 I CANNOT MAKE THIS UP LIKE WTF WAS I THINKING BACK THEN-

    • @hunternowotny9028
      @hunternowotny9028 Před 4 lety +7

      @@theycallmekid6917 LMAOOOOO

    • @graceszostak5521
      @graceszostak5521 Před 4 lety +15

      i read that to the tune of we didn’t start the fire

    • @Lex-qv5sv
      @Lex-qv5sv Před 4 lety +13

      Mine are whole paragraphs of... sadness😂

    • @theycallmekid6917
      @theycallmekid6917 Před 4 lety +4

      @@Lex-qv5sv luv that-

  • @ItIsOnlyJonathan
    @ItIsOnlyJonathan Před 4 lety +3193

    So we just gonna ignore the fact that Mac quoted Jughead’s, “I’m a weirdo” moment? Yes? Okay.

  • @lunaticgirl1729
    @lunaticgirl1729 Před 3 lety +33

    Lol 4 years ago on April 23, while I was celebrating my birthday. Mac was typing #TheThirst in his notes.

    • @desert_deercat
      @desert_deercat Před 3 lety +2

      Omg same! XD he had a more eventful day than I had

  • @starsable2221
    @starsable2221 Před 3 lety +13

    7:22 at this moment I realized they’re all movies. I recognized revenge of the thirst and land before thirst

  • @tortillasunited8589
    @tortillasunited8589 Před 4 lety +4443

    He didn’t tell us what to comment?!? We are lost without his guidance.

    • @realiplier
      @realiplier Před 4 lety +108

      "comment what's in your notes" or something like that

    • @tiffxiez
      @tiffxiez Před 4 lety +13

      alex bradley
      *doodles*

    • @carlyl2093
      @carlyl2093 Před 4 lety +17

      19:18 yes he does

    • @BelleBerryz
      @BelleBerryz Před 4 lety +2

      @@carlyl2093 R/Wooooooooooooooooooosh

    • @alupheli1709
      @alupheli1709 Před 4 lety +1

      @@BelleBerryz what does that mean..

  • @4_never_sane
    @4_never_sane Před 4 lety +484

    *Mac starts reading his old story's plot*
    Wattpad writers: WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!

  • @southerncreationskitchen3392

    Can we just talk about how he cared about others so much he wanted to make sure their nudes didn't get leaked? We stan a consensual king

  • @jahiemjones9632
    @jahiemjones9632 Před 4 lety +35

    I love how about almost a year he puts "get that dick and go " vine again. *nostalgic hit me so hard 😥*

  • @temtem8110
    @temtem8110 Před 4 lety +622

    There’s a note on my phone titled “Identity Crisis” followed immediately by “How To Name A Cat”

  • @Tori0ri0ri
    @Tori0ri0ri Před 4 lety +1627

    Me when I finally go back to therapy:
    Therapist: so what’s happened since I last saw you?
    Me: yada yada yada drama drama drama

  • @alexashuey-canceran5213
    @alexashuey-canceran5213 Před 3 lety +108

    Bruh why did I just get a trump ad I feel gross I must bleach my eyes.

    • @markhyfgywelch681
      @markhyfgywelch681 Před 3 lety +6

      Yes I thought I was the only one😭 I always get one before his videos

  • @corvid.mellow
    @corvid.mellow Před 4 lety +18

    When you're literally the kind of person that writes entire novels in their notes-

  • @ExtraordinaryChinita
    @ExtraordinaryChinita Před 4 lety +1919

    mac exposing himself more than jaffar starburst does to his ex-friends

  • @makaylaserniotti1474
    @makaylaserniotti1474 Před 4 lety +1655

    Alternate title: Mac loses his mind for 20 minutes

  • @justtryingmybest3479
    @justtryingmybest3479 Před 3 lety +30

    My five-year-old cousin knows all of the iconic vines
    That might be because I taught her but that’s besides the point

  • @ploppsilly
    @ploppsilly Před 3 lety +8

    15:22
    i've never resonated that much with a simple statement...

  • @truepotatoking7486
    @truepotatoking7486 Před 4 lety +987

    Currently my only note:
    “Your lotion, or whatever you’re wearing, caught me off guard.”
    I have no idea when or why I wrote this.

    • @Indyawillis85
      @Indyawillis85 Před 4 lety +4

      Lmao!

    • @kenmasapplepie763
      @kenmasapplepie763 Před 4 lety +23

      My most resent one is:
      TOP TEN THINGS I WANT IN A GIRLS AND BOYS
      - [ ]A good personality
      - [ ] If it’s a girl I want her to be either reeeeeally femme like me or be reeeeeally boyish but if it’s a boy I want him to have a ebony vibe
      - [ ]Funny
      - [ ] Cute
      - [ ] Either much taller than me or much shorter than me. I don’t want someone that’s my height
      - [ ] A good smile
      - [ ] Kind
      - [ ] Hot
      - [ ] Can top me
      - [ ] Can cuddle me and make me feel good(not in that way -_-)
      ...don’t ask

    • @threeeyeduke981
      @threeeyeduke981 Před 4 lety +10

      Rhea Kalauny Ramachandran im pretty sure its the konami code so maybe you just wanted to remember that

    • @threeeyeduke981
      @threeeyeduke981 Před 4 lety +3

      Rhea Kalauny Ramachandran no problem lol

    • @Sleipnirseight
      @Sleipnirseight Před 4 lety +14

      "you know the acid is kicking in when your butthole starts puckering"
      It's in quotes like someone else said it..... I've never done acid in my life

  • @aszrieldreemurr5907
    @aszrieldreemurr5907 Před 4 lety +2655

    Explaining Mac's channel:
    Overall:
    Comedy.

  • @seraphina1724
    @seraphina1724 Před 3 lety +8

    10:45 "Charging your phone overnight kills it"
    Me: IT FUCKING WHATS???

  • @Allisonlikescats
    @Allisonlikescats Před 3 lety +22

    The fact that I had a sliding phone in high school while everyone had smart phones 🙃 Yeah I had a iPod touch to make myself feel cool cause my parents were afraid of data plans

    • @cookieridergirl
      @cookieridergirl Před 3 lety +2

      I had a flip phone and an iPod touch. As you can imagine, I didn’t text or answer calls much. I hardly remember to bring my phone with me.

  • @riannareid9318
    @riannareid9318 Před 4 lety +2341

    Lol high mac's story sounds like something I'd find on wattpad🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bbbb6209
    @bbbb6209 Před 4 lety +1012

    mac: "there's a note with a bunch of numbers"
    my perverted brain: h e n t a i

    • @DanE-1212
      @DanE-1212 Před 4 lety +7

      Same

    • @dmay6637
      @dmay6637 Před 4 lety +10

      Oh no

    • @SR-fq2jz
      @SR-fq2jz Před 4 lety +42

      ...
      -Vine-
      _Vine_
      *Vine*
      ^Vine^
      ”Vine”
      (Vine)
      /Vine\
      \Vine/
      \ / | |\ | |______
      \ / | | \ | |______
      \/ | | \| |______
      •Vine•
      .Vine.
      ’Vine’
      !Vine!
      ?Vine?
      :Vine:
      ;Vine;
      [Vine]
      ~Vine~

    • @sharkie9975
      @sharkie9975 Před 4 lety +2

      O h N o

    • @theworldturnedbeautiful7699
      @theworldturnedbeautiful7699 Před 4 lety +17

      *ThE NuMbErS 177013*

  • @mohammedbahatheg9743
    @mohammedbahatheg9743 Před 3 lety +10

    So the story finished at 4:20. We see you mac we see you.

  • @Ty.ehe.r
    @Ty.ehe.r Před 2 lety +9

    4:28 that'll be the name of the musical

  • @tiabia8863
    @tiabia8863 Před 4 lety +1956

    me:listening to mac's notes he wrote while high
    my last three braincells: aight imma head out
    edit: omg thanks for all the likes ❤️😱

  • @luvrgirlzoe
    @luvrgirlzoe Před 4 lety +1502

    “Who’s been closet Arizona years of doing something very homosexual”
    Me summed up in a sentence.

  • @morganwall4500
    @morganwall4500 Před 3 lety +14

    he said “connor franta” and I FORGOT HE WAS A PERSON WOAH

  • @joesphanderson6556
    @joesphanderson6556 Před 3 lety +7

    God I almost gave myself a stroke trying to laugh at this quietly because my parents think I'm doing homework

  • @Theyletmeoutagain
    @Theyletmeoutagain Před 4 lety +791

    When you actually understand the entirety of high Mac’s story because you’ve been through Wattpad a couple too many times

  • @sabrinab8004
    @sabrinab8004 Před 4 lety +1012

    Nobody:
    Absolutely no one:
    Not a soul:
    Mac: *quotes jughead*

  • @edenj6611
    @edenj6611 Před 3 lety +9

    6:39 *a message for James Charles*

  • @shuasapphic
    @shuasapphic Před 3 lety +8

    12:06 hELP i said "sad" at the same time as him lmfao

  • @simplyshanice05
    @simplyshanice05 Před 4 lety +890

    I ain’t never seen a guy so HAPPY to exspose himself 🤣

    • @scornedrose6808
      @scornedrose6808 Před 4 lety +18

      Allow me to introduce myself

    • @planclops
      @planclops Před 4 lety +16

      That is some MAJOR confidence, right there.

    • @justaglassbutterfly7989
      @justaglassbutterfly7989 Před 3 lety +13

      Him: I can't belive you're making me do this
      Us: we're not, you rly don't have to
      Him: ok I'm doing it yall are so mean lmao
      Us: we literally don't care
      Him: hey guys I'm bouta expose myself because you guys forced me
      Us: ...

  • @nahtbergin
    @nahtbergin Před 4 lety +588

    Okay but who doesn’t put their “shameful apps” at the end of the boarding folders

  • @sarahscott3906
    @sarahscott3906 Před 3 lety +13

    I literally just have a note labeled “Start: End:” what is my life? -.-

  • @imaconfusedqueer82
    @imaconfusedqueer82 Před 3 lety +9

    8:48 I like how it’s called lonely with dating apps 😂

  • @minceroft3710
    @minceroft3710 Před 4 lety +492

    "this musical called three corners"
    * doesn't mention music again until the very end *

  • @yusauwu2554
    @yusauwu2554 Před 4 lety +1516

    CZcams: 7 comments
    Me: can I see them?
    CZcams: HA, no.

    • @emmalea5744
      @emmalea5744 Před 4 lety +12

      IsAMelon i wasn’t finna say it but u did 👀👀

    • @SR-fq2jz
      @SR-fq2jz Před 4 lety +9

      IsAMelon
      NOICE.
      ALASTOR.

    • @emmalea5744
      @emmalea5744 Před 4 lety

      ArtiDoesArt Stuff :/ don’t b weird

    • @flowerboy7049
      @flowerboy7049 Před 4 lety +6

      Oh my god the fandom is everywhere

    • @nekothecat8418
      @nekothecat8418 Před 4 lety +3

      This is so old and boring, please just make these comments stop it's just a glitch *nobody cares*

  • @mimivasquez6288
    @mimivasquez6288 Před 3 lety +7

    12:36 yes

  • @gi0tekgaming41
    @gi0tekgaming41 Před 3 lety +8

    Honestly, Mac got bars 2:49

  • @lemon_3612
    @lemon_3612 Před 4 lety +407

    Ellen
    - hair
    - short hair
    - blonde
    Well done Mac, well done.

    • @GorpGlop
      @GorpGlop Před 4 lety +3

      #ripellen fly high angel

  • @cloud6404
    @cloud6404 Před 4 lety +532

    high Mac is a better author than sober me

  • @aniyaturner6
    @aniyaturner6 Před 3 lety +5

    0:31 im fangirling right now

  • @bakugokatsuki163
    @bakugokatsuki163 Před 3 lety +4

    ✨I’m hella stoned right now and I don’t even know which one died, who married who and what I’m doing here✨

  • @elenilove2125
    @elenilove2125 Před 4 lety +696

    Mac reminds me of a friend that I have in global: same energy, gay, and his name is Jack, which rhymes with Mac. The only difference is that he’s Asian.

    • @talabear98
      @talabear98 Před 4 lety +33

      I have a very gay and very funny friend I've had since high school that reminds me of Mac, too. But he's Hispanic... 🤔

    • @neutralman9124
      @neutralman9124 Před 4 lety +15

      @@talabear98 Jac?

    • @realrandoms1013
      @realrandoms1013 Před 4 lety +6

      Woah 👁👄👁

    • @talabear98
      @talabear98 Před 4 lety +14

      @@neutralman9124 unfortunately no, his name doesn't rhyme, it's Harvy. I wish though!

    • @jun-hs4eo
      @jun-hs4eo Před 4 lety +30

      Tala Bear mac, jack, and *harvey*

  • @ecstasy.dreamer
    @ecstasy.dreamer Před 4 lety +292

    petition for “yada yada yada drama drama drama” merch

  • @largeinflatedbox
    @largeinflatedbox Před 3 lety +3

    its a silent agreement that you should never ask for what's in someones notes

  • @Poopiebuttmeow
    @Poopiebuttmeow Před 3 lety +11

    nobody:
    Me: In my homeroom class trying not to laugh while he reads his story from when he was high.
    Best comedy. 10/10 would rewatch 17 times again.
    holy shit wtf is wrong with me?

  • @itsellaig5237
    @itsellaig5237 Před 4 lety +352

    Mac: It's not my nudes! It's not my nudes! I didn't take nudes!
    *pause*
    Mac: It's other peoples' nudes!!!

  • @beanrose861
    @beanrose861 Před 4 lety +2387

    I’m like literally never this early but because of quarantine, I’m always on my phone😤
    Omg thank you for all the likes🥰

  • @ursavagemom9981
    @ursavagemom9981 Před 3 lety +8

    The High story is literally Romeo and Juliet

  • @ell101t2
    @ell101t2 Před 3 lety +9

    The chair in the bg kinda looks like a person sitting and the plants like a green afro moment....

  • @sixsixgetuslit
    @sixsixgetuslit Před 4 lety +455

    Mac: Rose Quartz
    Me: Steven universe?
    Edit: I come back one day later and I see all these likes- thank u

  • @gardenshed6043
    @gardenshed6043 Před 4 lety +512

    The only thing in my notes is, “I owe Mark Ross 1 pound”. I know no one called Mark Ross.

    • @missioncontrol4662
      @missioncontrol4662 Před 4 lety +3

      Maybe you meant “Mark and Ross?”

    • @gardenshed6043
      @gardenshed6043 Před 4 lety +14

      Lols for Lily. But I don’t know anyone called Mark or Ross

    • @ihavenoidea2821
      @ihavenoidea2821 Před 4 lety +52

      Then you get to keep the pound. Congrats 🎉

    • @ihavenoidea2821
      @ihavenoidea2821 Před 4 lety +5

      @Willa Bukata XD I believe it's money not an actual pound on you

    • @gardenshed6043
      @gardenshed6043 Před 4 lety +7

      i have no idea. You are correct. I’m British and the pound is our currency.

  • @ericmarshall2991
    @ericmarshall2991 Před 4 lety +6

    I would watch that love triangle musical

  • @itzclxtz7215
    @itzclxtz7215 Před 2 lety +7

    I WISH I DIDNT PAUSE HERE 😭 9:03 I think I saw what I thought I saw

  • @yoshipokemondragon
    @yoshipokemondragon Před 4 lety +119

    He was almost writing a beautiful love story and then it went downhill quite drastically in the form of crackhead energy

    • @jadeaguayo
      @jadeaguayo Před 4 lety +10

      And yada yada yada

    • @WillowLackett
      @WillowLackett Před 4 lety +10

      We stan a crackhead love triangle musical where the showstopping number is everyone singing "Yadda yadda yadda stuff happens" and it all ends in an alibi
      Mozart is quaking in his boots
      Stephen Sondwho?
      Andrew Lloyd Webber could never
      Tchaikovsky? Don't know her
      It's all about Mac's *Three Corners: A Crackhead Musical*

  • @Leonspookiedooks
    @Leonspookiedooks Před 4 lety +489

    My only note is: “did he throw you down the 🧚🏻✨𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑖𝑟𝑠✨🧚🏻 sis?”
    I don’t know why I wrote this....

  • @rxcentlydxceased
    @rxcentlydxceased Před 3 lety +4

    That love story is everything

  • @sheilakirk2678
    @sheilakirk2678 Před 3 lety +2

    Weirdest thing on my phone is a note that says SHIT HIT FAN+SCHOOL don’t ask

  • @l_uxeri
    @l_uxeri Před 4 lety +100

    "Next time someone asks about your sexuality, just say you're above and beyond" - My notes November 10, 2019

    • @clara-mj3fy
      @clara-mj3fy Před 4 lety +3

      i will fr be using this. thank you for this

  • @EmmyBlubonic
    @EmmyBlubonic Před 4 lety +204

    That musical idea sounds like a musical about having a stroke, seizure, and a fever dream at the same time.

  • @stinkylesbian4423
    @stinkylesbian4423 Před 3 lety +2

    *The youtubers notes folder was secretly a hitlist-*

  • @husband-of-chinggis
    @husband-of-chinggis Před 4 lety +3

    "Overall: Comedy" had me SCREAMING