Not The The The CARRIER!!!
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- čas přidán 2. 05. 2016
- This is not a vet trip. This his only a test. No one was harmed in the making of this video. I still have all my fingers.
This is actually Angel's old carrier that used to sit in the living room so she could lay on it and look out the window. I may use it for Max. The metal one from last week is too big.
I'm Australian. Imagine a flock of 1000 of these in a tree above you all screaming obscenities🇦🇺
Wow, really? That must be something! I'd like to see that! 😂
Well, perhaps not hear it though...
I would love that
E Mannhardt gday mate
PhelixJMech sounds like a dream come true
😂😂😂😂
2:35 - "I don't think I need your big bird lips screaming in my ears"
2:40 - "Ah, then perhaps you'd prefer the soothing baritone whispers of my Satanic chanting."
“I do not think I would”
Best comment! Crying and laughing 😂
That bird is possessed😂😂😭😭
Lmao
666th like. Irony
*bird* *summoning* *demon* : *DARSHCHARVEAHSCBRORWHS*
*owner* : are you sure?
Mr devil comes only to find out bird doesn't want to go to the vet
1:35 He sounds really pissed
2:00 He starts starts complaining and warns him.
2:40 *He starts summoning DEMONS*
I was about to comment this lol
I love the way he's screaming and throwing a fit, then gets real close to his human and starts talking quietly like "okay no seriously I need you to listen to me, I can't go in there. This is very serious"
I'm not sure what he's saying, but he damn well means it ! Lol
Lmfao
+Marilyn Sears He's just like a little, feathery person!
lol
Marilyn Sears hahahaha 😂😂😂😂🕊
+Marilyn Sears hahahaha
I showed max to my aunt who is in the hospital and she smiled for th first time in a few weeks
EvarDerp/Moose I hope she's okay now 😊
I hope so too. 😌
Ahhh, so sweet that your aunt smiled watching Max! He just makes everybody happy!!! His yelling kills me!!!!
Awww❤❤😀
How is she doing?
“This thing here tap tap tap tap tap. I ain’t having any of it. Now let me summon demons”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Exactly! So scary 😅 demon birds
I was thinking it sounds like he's performing an exorcism in Latin! Lol
Critstix Darkspear 🦜🤣🦜🤣🦜🤣🦜🤣🦜🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😄
Okay, I lost it when he was tapping the carrier 😂😂😂
So did I lmao...he was like tap tap tap tap tap you see this yeah I'm not doing it
YEAH THE USS NEW YORK 🙏🤝👏🤔🍒
BLESS YOU my birthday is memorial DAY 🤝🏼😉🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁😎
Yeah, me too, hilarious! U can tell who's the boss, lol. Also when changed his voice, that was funny.
Yes, I did also! HD that toe tapping it like someone would do their finger!🤣
I love the way he taps things with his toes
yup!
victoria briggs Always test the integrity of an object you are planning to destroy,,, X;;;;;;DDDD
makes me laugh every time
he is v animated thats for sure...tapping and yelling....I dont think birds are always this demonstrative.
😂
"Im leaving"
max: dont forget to close the door!
3:44
+Andrew Micallef heheheeheh....is very funny
Andrew Micallef who said Max is satan this parrot is funny! He knows how to handle situations 😂
....."And don't let the door smack you're A## on the way out!!!"
i heard that aswell xD
Cunt Servative fucken hell ...that's some username...
Sounds like a demon speaking over a walkie talkie plotting when to attack
🙄😉😐🍎👀
I love when he goes into his police scanner voice!
I wonder why he talks like that.
@@tortoise2.04 Backstory: Former, abusive owners had a police scanner running in the room where they were keeping this bird (Max). The person talking with Max is the rescuer. The new owner tries to re-introduce objects, (like pet carriers) and the noise of a television, to try to rehabilitate this traumatized bird. Scanner voice might be a symptom of stress, or maybe just what this bird does. He is imitating cops and dispatchers.
clarke cool thanks.
I love this bird he's got opinions!
Nat- he's got issues too hahahaha!
Max for president!
The bird rules the roost.
Max has the cutest temper tantrums of anyone in the world.
Dan: I don't need your big bird lips screaming in my ear...
Max: Well, ok then. How about some demonic celery cooked at seven degrees?
I think he says something like „i’msorryi’msorrysosorry” but i can be wrong
IF Carrier = Exists
Then Max = Begins the demonic summoning
One of these days cuthulu will come out.
Programmer found!
A better way to write it would be:
if carrierExists = true
then Max.beginDemonSummoning;
I love how he just throws a fit like a small child
Well, he´s a Cockatoo after all, they´re basically on the same level as 4 year old humans. Forever.
foxy grandpa so cute
Love 1:49 where he starts tapping the carrier just so we're all clear this is what he's talking about...
I love how he gallops out the room, mumbling in his grumpy old man voice!
I believe that is the voice of his previously owner who passed, it's the only time I catch a cuss word or two.
He learned that from his Father the owner. He would talk to him in a Robot voice and just guess who picked it up...
💥MAD MAX💥
I made those same noises when I was driving to jury duty.
🤝🤙🙄🙏😃👌🍓
Yeah, I do, too!
Henry Bascombe Alas, no. My dad got caught every time!
Henry Bascombe Lucky! 🙂
What is jury duty like?
02:40 grab the holy water, a bible, and a crucifix...
I'm literally crying 😂
???
i eat celery at seven degrees he keeps trying to get the whole sentence out it's like his way of letting u know he's pissed
hes so funny
Hahahahahaha!!!! :P Lol!!!!! XD ;)
when he walks up doing the creepy voice, that sounded like a threat... I'd sleep with one eye open lol
+Nesha Davis -- I'a Cthulhu, Cthulhu fthagn!
TEKELI-LI! TEKELI-LI!
+Nesha Davis i literally said what the fuck out loud its 1:48AM i dont need to hear this lmao
crismondragon lol
Max certainly has a strong opinion about this carrier! : )
Every time I watch this bird it cracks me up . He can really speak his mind.
Is there a reason this bird doesnt have his own reality show yet
We can’t afford the censors.
Hahahahahaha
You're watching it lmao
angry max gibberish never fails to brighten my day
+Nepeta Leijon Gibberish? I'm sure it makes perfect sense to Max!
ikr
lol
Angry Max gibberish would be a good ring tone.
Jennifer Bourne
omg yassssss
Midnight Cthulhu and mystery death of previous owner
0:21 - 0:25
"Its not even your normal carrier"
Max: YES IT IS!
Yeah, or, 'SO! IT'S A CARRIER!!'
Yes, it is! It is!
"Exactly! It belongs to ANGEL!!!"
3:43 Dan: "I'm leaving! Bye!"
Max: "GOOD RIDDANCE, TAKE THAT THING WITH YOU"
No need for that comment
@@gailmorgan3466 he wasn't being mean. If you read that correctly, he was speaking as max saying take that thing (carrier) with you. Another words I'm not getting in that carrier. Don't be so quick to read things n get hasty
wherrsmydoodles Lolllllll. 😂
😉👌🍓🤣😃
@@gailmorgan3466 wat
Love watching him rant and carry on! The wing flaps to emphasize his comments are hilarious!😂
I love how he walks in the other room and continues to grumble ;D
I love how he dramaticizes how outraged he is with those wing flaps
coconut uwul That's my favorite part! Hilarious! 😂 I just love him.
Holy, I’d run for my life if I heard that scary robotic voice at night.
I love when Dan makes that noise like he is slamming the door. Max can't bear to be left alone when he's loose around the house. This bird is precious. 🥰
around 1:40 when he flaps his wings as he stresses his voice.... I guess that's the human equivalence of flailing arms when upset? LoL
(and walks off mumbling)
Yep, just like a little kid throwing a fit
angeleyedboidan but daddy he's such a cutie! :)
I love the flapping wings to emphasize his dispute against the carrier! 😂😂
Yeah seems to be the case i also love when he warbles does that mean hes happy ??
It reminds of hitler during his speech
Max has three voices:
Cute, high-pitched voice
Garbled yelling
Ominous, low-pitched mumbling
Catherine Johnson four voices* the scream voice 😂😂
plus his whisper
his low voice sounds like him imitating Dan lol
cute Max
housewife Max/ teen Max
Darth Vader Max
Catherine Johnson don’t forget:
Laughs:
Hahaha laugh
Tweetie bird laugh
Squeaker box imitation
And the alarm clock
Carrier: exists
Max: Finally, a worthy opponent
🙏🤝🤙🍒✌👌🍓
YOU KNOW ABOUT boxing GYM 🤝🤙🙏👌✌😃😉🤔👀🍒🍓
0:22
Dan: it’s not even your Normal carrier!
Max: yes it is
Max is screeming his little lungs out and Dan says: "Can't hear you" - ROFL
"I eat celery at seven degrees." lol. My new quote. Thanks Max.
Davius Davis what part does that happen
Davius Davis 3:15-3:35
You are so patient with him. You don’t disrespect him by just picking him up & putting him in the carrier. LLLots of patience & conversation.
he would if he could.
do you know how much damage that beak can do?
it shreds through wood, so a hand made out of flesh is a chewtoy.
@@CyanideOwlyeah their bites can be very painful 😅
It is like scissors!😅
Maxwell’s multi voices and how he suddenly switches over to that down low voice, he’s quite the actor! Versatile!
I love max
Max sounds like a moody teenager lol. "OMG dad you don't understand ANYTHING! That carrier is ugly and all my friends at school will laugh at me! You ruined my life, dad!!"
Krystall Vinter this is best comment. Lmbo
Krystall Vinter BWAAHAAHAA...
EXARCTLY !!!
ernestine maloy LMBO 😂🤣😭😩
Krystall Vinter 😂 so funny, him pitching a hissy fit, and so on point. 👍👏💜💯
Lmaooo
At 3:42 he sounds like a wife yelling at him from another room
Some time its better we don't fully understand Max 😂😂😂
3:44 Dan: i am leaving
Max: donot forget to close the door 😂😂😂😂
3:44
Dan: "I'm leaving."
Max: "Don't forget to close the door!"
*A few moments pass*
4:03 Max: "Did you close the door?!"
4:05 Max: "Close the door!!!
Dan: *Doesn't respond*
4:08 Max: "Dan!!!" 😂
@@kaileybatiste2315 😂
that dark vader voice is so scary
When he speaks in that low quiet voice it sounds like a broken Furby
TheBitchInBlack yess! Now we know where they got furbys voice from 🤣
@@FinnMiaBelle i can never dope out what he says when he mutters like that ....but then im probably better off not knowing...right ??
The evil voice he makes when he's mad 😂😂
i swear every time i hear his deep demon voice i think he’s putting a curse on the poor owner
I wanna see a 10 minute loop of Max tapping the side of the carrier.
Commander BroShep ..... lol. yes! and a 10 hr loop of Max saying Hi! XD
3:24 If it was at night and I heard that from the other room, I'd probably die.
spacetiime ....laughing???
Lmaoo
Seriously laughing
LOL
Yeah really scary :D
1:37 I think he's just imitating the divorce of his owner.
So much personality!
It’s very smart to let him experience the carrier at his own pace, and to plan enough time into your schedule to make this easier for him.
An avian Vet who makes house calls would be even better. Mobile Vets are great. I had a mobile Vet for my cats.
Max says he eats celery at 7 degrees every time he thinks he's going to the vet! Lol! Another adorable video!
He sounds like he's mad at himself for being tempted by the toys.
0:22
“It’s not even your normal carrier!”
“YES IT IS!”
That bird believes itself to be having a full on conversation with its owner. He MEANS what he's saying. The cadence of his voice is so funny too because it sounds just like human emotion. He does NOT want to go I to a carrier!!! Birds are so smart,so funny. I wish I had the time for 1.
Hello Donna. How are you doing today?
He's summoning the spirit of carrier destruction!!!
Cory Goings lmaoooo
He sure gets upset at the carrier!! I love how he stops to tap his toes! He sounds possessed!!
When he runs off with his ball..!!!
Cracked me up! Check out my comment!
I never get tired of Max'es vet-tantrums! 🤣
I think it takes a unique person to be a Max daddy.
Oh no, it's the demon voice again!
The problem with Max is you just never know how he feels. 🤣😂🤣❤️❤️❤️
0:10 "I have to go to work. I don't have time for that."
4:43 "Hay, get your little booboo loo."
4:52 "It's saged. I've checked everything."
My 22 month old granddaughter is now an official Max follower, fan, devotee. Her eyes light up and look totally amazed at this interaction of your precious human companion and you. Thank you Dan for a daily dose of inspiration in love and devotion to Maxwell.
Why don't you just say 1 year old?
+Jenni __ because she is closer to two
they are the same age mentally
Diana Rodriguez But STILL a 1 year old
+Diana Rodriguez That is super sweet that your granddaughter watches and enjoys Max. I think all ages enjoy Max!! For the people criticizing you for saying "22 months old" verses one year old, they need to realize that at that young of an age, developmentally 22 is vastly different than a one year old. For example a 18 month old isn't going to have the same language and cognitive development as a 2 year old. I hope that makes sense.
Max is just so dramatic when he sees the carrier :-) And smart!!!!!!! when he goes in his room , and he doesn't hear you, he peeks out to see if you are still there ,lol, what a. smart ,clever and adorable baby boy! I just love Max ,and you are an awesome Dad, to Max :-)
Linda Jewers yeah right before he peeks out he goes dad ?? Too funny except he probably won't fall for it a second time...he's too smart !! Luv ya max !!
2:50 "I'm a celebrity, celebrity, I'm a celebrity, I'm a serious celebrity" - yes, Max, you are :D
His toe-tapping was by far the funniest thing I've seen all day.
Carrier videos are the best :DD Max is so annoyed
MoncaCZ yayyy
WHAT IS THAT SASSY BIRD SAYING?!? Does anyone know? Is it a nonEnglish language?
Mister Man
I couldn't understand. But grouchy. Only sweet voice people should raise parrots. That would be awful to live next door to. OMG! Sounds like a fight!!!
@@beverlycook4913 😅
Mister Man
HA haha ha haha ha haha!!!! He is so funny!!!! LOL! Love birds...
Touching it with his toes ♡ Glad you discovered metal cage was too big.
You thought arguing with a teenager was frustrating..😂you better respect his authorata😳
THAT. "OTHER" VOICE.... OMG... FRICKIN SCARY SOUNDING!!! THIS IS THE COOLEST BIRD IVE EVER SEEN!!! KISSES TO MAX!!!
I love your relationship with Max. You are a really special guy.
2:56 "I'm sorry" ahh in his quieter rant it sounds like he's apologizing for 1000 things hoping he doesn't have to go if he does lol
That might even be exactly what he's doing.
SO cute! What an intelligent, articulate little bird.
I'm sure Max is communicating. I love it when he's using an undertone to communicate and also when he's clicking his toes to the carrier, sort of being impatient of something.
Max is so not going along with this. I wouldn't be sitting on the floor if I was there. I would be trying to lock myself in the carrier because Max is summoning someone. Max sure is a one of kind. Love you Max. RIP Angel
I could watch this bird everyday. He has so much character. I love his indignant tantrums. Dan and Max are BFF.
3:38 "Max... Bye, I'll see you later!"
Max: Don't let the door hit you on the way out!
That is such an amazing little bird - he seems to have different voices and inflections...and is so expressive
Hello Susan 👋. How are you doing today?
"Oh no - the carrier! OMG OMG OMG"
I love how he uses his wings to emphasize his point!!!!
WE ARE GOING TO THE VET
All parrots do. Oh, man. Mine does a "silent flapping mad" and then a NOT SILENT FLAPPING Mad
I cant stop watching these videos! Omg Max is the funniest thing ever! I love the two of u sooooo much! Thanks for keeping me entertained!
4:23
*"i'l GiVe yOU ToYS-"*
jesus christ, this bird is so creepy, it's freaking me out a bit.
I like this parrot.
I think he is mocking the owner. These birds man.
Cockatoo*
He sounds a bit like Robin Williams.
Love Max!...I didn’t always hear the “celery” part...but today after seeing all the “Carrier videos many times, looking at this again, I heard it plain today!....That carrier RILES and ANGERS him SOOO... HE said ...”I need celery!”...Lol!
This is the Samuel Jackson of birds....and so I want his autograph
that's a cockatoo not a crow
I just love your little guy because he makes me smile after a hard day and he sure has his own opinion about things
I LOVE how passionate he gets! Soooo funny! Dan you are a spectacular dad to Max!
Hello 👋. How are you doing today?
3:44 i am leaving
Max: donot forget to close the door 😂😂😂
Omg he's arguing with his bird. This is the most adorable thing I've seen in a while.
These are my favourite videos. I know it's stressful for him but he's so funny when he's ranting.
It's really not stressful as much as he's expressing he doesn't want to go to the vet and he's gonna be a normal too too and tell his daddy off. It's pretty much every animal ever if they are ornery when it comes to the vet or getting in a carrier lol.
I love, love when Max goes on his ramp! Love his deep voice. What a pleasure he is. I look forward in seeing his videos. 🥰😍😘❤️
Maybe if Max’s ominous garbles were played backwards we might get the real scoop! 🤣
LOVE me some Dan and Max 😘
Whenever Max spots a carrier, he gives Dan a scathing lecture.
Sure! And why not?!
At least he's doing better with that carrier than his other one. Possibly because he's used to it being Angel's. I do like how you were like "I'm leaving, bye" and he had to go double check if you actually left or not. XD
1:40 Hitler mode...🤣
Waiting for the demoniac voice coming 😁 and Max no dissapoinment me 2:40 😉
Even after 7 years, he is hilarious! Thank you.
I've only recently found you two but watched tons, and I already think this will be one of the top three Max tantrums forever. The completely disgusted wing flipping and enraged babbling is priceless!
I like how he's torn between annoyed and curious
I thought he said I'm sad in a deep voice. He's so precious.
I keep hearing him say "I have to go to the vet." and "I don't" and "I'm a good boy." Like at 2:06 he says "I DON"T. I'm such a good boy, I'm a good boy." Not gonna lie, he makes some good arguments.