Bitchy ASMR | Applying For An Auto Loan (ASSMR)

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  • čas přidán 9. 07. 2024
  • Welcome to the bank...too early. Come see how your bank associate reacts to your arrival.

Komentáře • 118

  • @barefootandblueeyed6033
    @barefootandblueeyed6033 Před 7 lety +66

    Oh my good gracious. I think I would have swung on someone if they talked to me like that. 😂😂😂😂 This is hilarious and really relaxing.

    • @Carolina_Cheesehead
      @Carolina_Cheesehead Před 7 lety +6

      Barefootandblueeyed No doubt! I would have wiped the parking lot with her face! 😂😂

    • @neko2924
      @neko2924 Před 7 lety +4

      "You have a forgettable name" "You could change it or whatever" Bitch excuse you?! lmao

    • @SouthernASMRSounds
      @SouthernASMRSounds  Před 7 lety +33

      Bitchy ASMR doesn't do a thing for me personally, but I gotta say...it's a HOOT to make these videos!

    • @barefootandblueeyed6033
      @barefootandblueeyed6033 Před 7 lety +3

      SouthernASMR Sounds It doesn't do much for me either but these are absolutely hilarious!

    • @bornstndnupntalknbak
      @bornstndnupntalknbak Před rokem

      I was lucky to have worked with a great group of girls. When I’d see someone who usually gave me a hard time I would call on one of them and they’d come handle the cranky customer for me 😂

  • @loloayala1776
    @loloayala1776 Před 7 lety +44

    I'd act the same way if I didn't get my lunch. Don't mess with my food!

  • @WhisperTonic
    @WhisperTonic Před 7 lety +29

    The part where you mentioned the client riding out on a bike made me laugh SO HARD.

    • @BriaBASMRVIDEOS
      @BriaBASMRVIDEOS Před 7 lety +1

      I knew unicorns are real!!! Love your channel description

  • @ShelleySailz
    @ShelleySailz Před 7 lety +16

    My heavens... snarling harpy indeed! Maybe she's nicer after she's eaten her lunch! LOL! Seriously, this was wonderfully hilarious! Great job!!! 😆😆😆

  • @Hottsauce188
    @Hottsauce188 Před 7 lety +10

    loooool you're so good. "your picture is awful. my picture is good I ordered reprints" DEAD.

  • @WarthogDemon
    @WarthogDemon Před 7 lety +8

    Thank you so much. This week and the last were filled with stress and anxiety. If ever there was a sign that I'm finally through it and ready to get things back on track, this is it.
    I love these. It's weird, if someone was this rude to me in real life it'd make so angry and stressed out. But you insulting me is downright relaxing.

    • @BriaBASMRVIDEOS
      @BriaBASMRVIDEOS Před 7 lety +1

      Oh trust me it happen in real life! I found this funny, I think she did well while at the same time it relaxed me HAHAHA!

  • @madi_ss
    @madi_ss Před 7 lety +8

    Me the entire time; "I can leave if it's such an inconvenience!"

  • @phillist6683
    @phillist6683 Před 7 lety +43

    i dont know why i love bitchy asmrs soo much but i really really do :)

  • @hollydolly5532
    @hollydolly5532 Před 7 lety +7

    LOL im super sensitive, and the part with the fish literally started making me cry cause I hate getting yelled at or sternly talk to XD

  • @beagoodhuman44
    @beagoodhuman44 Před 7 lety +9

    "Slowly starving to death"

  • @victoriasoulia7294
    @victoriasoulia7294 Před 7 lety +8

    "Hand me your drivers licence" *gets handed a dunkin' donuts gift card. 😂

    • @apeters38
      @apeters38 Před 3 lety

      Ma’am can you not follow directions? This is not a drivers license.

    • @victoriasoulia7294
      @victoriasoulia7294 Před 3 lety

      @@apeters38 bro it's been four years

  • @danielleleon9404
    @danielleleon9404 Před 7 lety +5

    Pleaseeee do these regularly. They're hilarious

  • @flapjack6495
    @flapjack6495 Před 7 lety +6

    sweet fish tho, im trying to relax but this is too funny

  • @alexandra_vic_
    @alexandra_vic_ Před 7 lety +6

    the sass was just perfect!

  • @ASMRPowerOfSound
    @ASMRPowerOfSound Před 7 lety +5

    This was funny 😄Thanks for sharing!

  • @nikolai-silva
    @nikolai-silva Před 7 lety +8

    We asked for Bitchy not being ROASTED IN OUR DREAMS 😂😂😂damn no chill 😂😂😂Great video tho👌🏾❤️

  • @layladylan
    @layladylan Před 7 lety +9

    You are so funny. "I order reprints" 😂

    • @SouthernASMRSounds
      @SouthernASMRSounds  Před 7 lety +13

      I wish that were true in real life. My driver's license picture makes me look like a sleep-deprived serial killer.

  • @Sim12370
    @Sim12370 Před 7 lety +1

    This video is so good! Funny and also relaxing, you are my favourite ASMR artist by far !!

  • @Katriniti009
    @Katriniti009 Před 7 lety +1

    You are so natural!! Hilarious and charismatic;) loved the video!

  • @Tamara.L444
    @Tamara.L444 Před 7 lety +6

    Oh my goodness! haha. I would just die.
    I look forward to your videos. Thanks for being you :)

  • @lampbanana
    @lampbanana Před 7 lety

    I actually laughed out loud at the nicknames and the dry cleaning ticket. Thank you for the laugh, I needed that today. I've subscribed :)

  • @sanderverweij1997
    @sanderverweij1997 Před 7 lety +3

    relaxing and entertaining.also very well done i really enjoyed this

  • @Schmusekissens
    @Schmusekissens Před 7 lety

    Love these kind of videos !!!

  • @shannonmikaela
    @shannonmikaela Před 7 lety +3

    Love seeing new videos from you! You're my favorite asmrtist ☺️

  • @lindenflynn
    @lindenflynn Před 7 lety +1

    I really enjoyed this, and then I realized it's probably because it reminds me of my mom... LOVELY VIDEO THOUGH! Very relaxed.

  • @renedunn326
    @renedunn326 Před 7 lety +1

    "Oh it's fine. I'll just sit here and slowly starve to death." I don't think I have ever laughed so hard. Thumbs up for this video :) !!!

  • @makeupkulture9433
    @makeupkulture9433 Před 7 lety

    I don't know why but this is so relaxing. I thought it wouldn't be but wow it is. Love this!

  • @scicchiello
    @scicchiello Před 7 lety

    For the love of the gut/horse laugh that I continuously let out watching this.....! "Snarling Harpy"..... THAT, my lady, was priceless!!

  • @tiffanyfriend3089
    @tiffanyfriend3089 Před 6 lety +1

    "And your occupation?" "I'm a physician." "Really? You're doing that on purpose?"

  • @annamcafee982
    @annamcafee982 Před 7 lety +1

    I love this so much!! LMAO! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @gwyneth75
    @gwyneth75 Před 7 lety +4

    i love this so much omg

  • @tiffanyfriend3089
    @tiffanyfriend3089 Před 6 lety

    I'm laughing so hard! When you sent that text to your friend. Lol.

  • @KrystalMA100
    @KrystalMA100 Před 7 lety

    She is so good at this, it's kinda scary! a great video!

  • @DestinyLuAnnHill
    @DestinyLuAnnHill Před 7 lety

    Loved it ❤️

  • @katekursive1370
    @katekursive1370 Před 7 lety +9

    LET THE WOMAN EAT OMG

  • @alidee1285
    @alidee1285 Před 7 lety

    Omg I loled at the nicknames😂😂😂

  • @h2ogurl1234
    @h2ogurl1234 Před 6 lety

    Legit was trying to pick an asmr and thought to myself "I haven't gotten insulted trying to get a car loan recently"
    Now I'm here

  • @rg6255
    @rg6255 Před 7 lety

    i loooove your acting!

  • @Hope-ot6on
    @Hope-ot6on Před 7 lety +1

    loved the fish part😂😂😂

  • @PrincessPuff
    @PrincessPuff Před 6 lety

    Like... I agree though, if someone just interrupts a person's lunch like that and showed up WAY TOO EARLY then I totally understand being annoyed, I'm on her side

  • @graciequinn311
    @graciequinn311 Před 7 lety

    Girl you nailed it! It made me laugh and want to smack you all at once!! :)

  • @queenofsiam1183
    @queenofsiam1183 Před 7 lety

    can you imagine if there was a second person playing as the customer who was just as much of a snarling harpy?

  • @PorcelainGal
    @PorcelainGal Před 7 lety

    needed this today. I'm in a bitchy mood because people can't do what they should.

  • @vane.e749
    @vane.e749 Před 7 lety

    Lol I can't even imagine being the person at the other end of the application. I would be flabbergasted. 😱

  • @randypritchard1736
    @randypritchard1736 Před 7 lety +1

    I couldn't relax because it was so hilarious :) Thank You. Have you thought of doing one like David Spade from SNL's church lady? It would be perfect with your accent, I've known people like that all my life. Little sarcastic southern church ladies that is. :)

  • @eileensmith3153
    @eileensmith3153 Před 7 lety

    This was hilarious :')

  • @amikunkka8626
    @amikunkka8626 Před 7 lety +1

    I love the fish(es)! :)

  • @ilovesquigs
    @ilovesquigs Před 7 lety +8

    THIS WOMAN DID NOT JUST PULL OUT A VAPE..........

  • @TexarkanaBraveHeart7615
    @TexarkanaBraveHeart7615 Před 7 lety +1

    I like it, Role plays are great, Bitchy Role plays are better :)

  • @JackyValentine129
    @JackyValentine129 Před 7 lety +4

    LOL the nicknames.. you're so mean

  • @faithpower7755
    @faithpower7755 Před 5 lety

    I was crying laughing by "you only live 30 miles away"😂💦😂💦😂💦

  • @hunternowell3893
    @hunternowell3893 Před 7 lety

    Any nicknames like "chubby or loser"!!! Laughing out loud

  • @fabianrockwell
    @fabianrockwell Před 7 lety +1

    Pleaseeeee do a follow up video to this like the result of the loan! Like maybe a pretend phone call while your on the computer typing something! Or the person comes back

  • @ricklally
    @ricklally Před 6 lety

    Hi, I really like this bitchy series of videos. Would you consider doing one where you play someone working dealing with an overdraft application, charges or maybe doing an overall review with a customer?

  • @loveyhernandez5203
    @loveyhernandez5203 Před 7 lety

    Lmao I don't think companies would accept someone who is 3 hours early

  • @Shannon_Lynn
    @Shannon_Lynn Před 6 lety

    I do not know one person who would put up with this behavior🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @pinkmamba6143
    @pinkmamba6143 Před 7 lety

    I just love you. I just found you. I am southern also, Ga Peach born and raised. What type of pen are you using I can tell I like it and want one...lol. ALso can I suggest that you say what the job is and things like that to "verify" to the customer so we can hear what you are thinking that would be cool

  • @uniscorch
    @uniscorch Před 7 lety

    I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to touch the fish! It's just so blue!

  • @gameplanish
    @gameplanish Před 7 lety

    DID SHE JUST PULL OUT A VAPE LMAO!

  • @MsAlexandrajean
    @MsAlexandrajean Před 7 lety +2

    What is a W2? I don't think we have them in Australia :)

    • @stephanies2005
      @stephanies2005 Před 7 lety

      Alex Miller a W2 form is used to file taxes or prove your income. It shows your annual wages and the amount of taxes withheld.

    • @SouthernASMRSounds
      @SouthernASMRSounds  Před 7 lety

      Yeah, what Stephanie said...

  • @ricklally
    @ricklally Před 7 lety

    I thought this was great & I can't help but think a follow up video would be good too. Maybe with you phoning up the employer & insurance company & then turning down the application at the end!

  • @oliverhulme4441
    @oliverhulme4441 Před 7 lety

    I would like to imagine that the occupation was making relaxation videos on CZcams.

  • @frankie9202
    @frankie9202 Před 5 lety

    you may look at it. do not touch it.

  • @BeautyMonster1000
    @BeautyMonster1000 Před 7 lety

    Snarling Harpy indeed. HA! ;) :D

    • @SouthernASMRSounds
      @SouthernASMRSounds  Před 7 lety +1

      I started to say something uglier than that, but then I figured I'd better not. :)

  • @xxStaroftheShow
    @xxStaroftheShow Před 7 lety

    That moment when you're hangry XD

  • @connorshorty
    @connorshorty Před 7 lety +6

    we get it, you vape

    • @SouthernASMRSounds
      @SouthernASMRSounds  Před 7 lety +5

      I needed something to illustrate just how bitchy and obnoxious she was. I think you'd agree that the vape pen did the trick.

    • @connorshorty
      @connorshorty Před 7 lety +2

      SouthernASMR Sounds yea it definitely did lol 😝

  • @shadowlynxv6082
    @shadowlynxv6082 Před 2 lety

    No one should be that early. No.

  • @conniebradley9307
    @conniebradley9307 Před 3 lety

    😂🤣😂🤣😂🤗🤗

  • @autumnbouford1662
    @autumnbouford1662 Před 7 lety +1

    published on my birthday lol

    • @caliopes1
      @caliopes1 Před 7 lety +1

      Autumn Bouford published the day before my birthday

  • @katekursive1370
    @katekursive1370 Před 7 lety

    Unhand the fish, you peasant!

  • @margiehandler3427
    @margiehandler3427 Před 7 lety

    omg..all I could think of was Suzanne sugarbaker of designing women...lol

  • @TheKyler1997
    @TheKyler1997 Před 7 lety

    I really like that fish. Where is she from?

    • @SouthernASMRSounds
      @SouthernASMRSounds  Před 7 lety +1

      Where is who from? Me or the fish? The fish is from Goodwill. Of course

  • @christodd6458
    @christodd6458 Před 4 lety

    How is this relaxing? You made me feel like I should rethink my life choices

  • @alyssawilcox9225
    @alyssawilcox9225 Před 7 lety

    W2????? Boi what's that

  • @Pokemon00158
    @Pokemon00158 Před 7 lety

    Haha are these bitchy ASMR videos a way to get rid of passive aggressiveness? :D Anyways they are hilarious :P

    • @SouthernASMRSounds
      @SouthernASMRSounds  Před 7 lety

      I enjoy them WAY too much, so yeah, it probably is some sort of outlet for pent up aggression.