ASMR ~ Bitchy Pharmacy / Drug Store Technician (ASSMR)
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- čas přidán 25. 11. 2017
- NOTE: This Bitchy Roleplay contains a bitchy character.
THANKS for choosing my store! I mean that! Thanks for waiting until 30 minutes before closing time to bring me all your crap! :(
PS: I spent three years working in retail pharmacy while I was in college. Can you tell?? Here's a video you'll appreciate if you've ever worked in retail pharmacy: • Video
this is walgreens
Lauren Crane definitely is.
Lauren Crane Correct
NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!
"This is Walgreens" hahaha your signs give me life, Mary.
I've never commented on a single CZcams video ever, but for the last two years I have worked in retail and this, THIS is exactly what I have been wanting to say to my customers almost everyday for the last two years. I wish everybody, at some point in their life, would have to work in retail or fast food. The world would be a much better place. Thank you for all of the work you put into your videos Mary. My mom and I both watch ASMR, but your channel is one of the few we watch together. We love Lynette!
I wish it worked that way but it doesn't. I work as a barista and the waitresses from the restaurant across the street come through quite a bit. I always tip well when I go there but when they come to my work they are rude, have high maintenance /large orders and never tip. I want to be like, but you know better! haha
PattiLynn94 lol!!!
Braintinglies those must be bartenders
Right? Retail sucks, I work in retail too 😭.
There’s many low wage workers that have the worst attitudes and service (if any) as well. Both sides are ugly.
There are too many good lines in here to choose a favorite. “Do you trust taco seasoning from a drug store?” Lmfao I can’t
Jessica Lynn well...it probably won't kill you right away 😂
“You dont have roots you have whole trees” xD
“i live to serve... or so you customers seem to think” OMG LITERALLY!!!!!!! this is too good mary
THE SHIRT. AND THE SIGN. YES.
*yEs*
YeS
"Everything was going great until you showed up.....no offense" this made me lol.
You have outwardly said all of the things that every person in retail or fastfood has ever thought ever.
I've been off for four days and when I go back in tomorrow I'll be remembering this sass to see me through the week!
I was a pharmacy technician at Walgreens until the birth of my last child. This is hilarious! Love the sign, too.
Half of me was falling asleep but as soon as you called me a cheapskate I was ready to throw down girl ! 😂😂 love you so much !
I'm never sure whether to snore or laugh.
"You wouldn't need help going to sleep if you weren't running around at 8:30 at night at a drugstore" 😅😂
this is literally how every employee acts at my local Walgreens
Gabriel C SAme DOOD
Gabriel C why I go to cvs
Damsella
Besonders die Apotheker sind so unfreundlich. Die eine wusste kannte mal nicht ein Medikament, das ich brauchte und hat mich dann dumm angemacht weil sie mir nicht helfen konnte 😐
Damsella 😅👍🏼
SI SII PUERTO RICVO
EMXICO BURITO
“assmr” Oh my gosh Mary, i can’t! You’re hilarious 😂😂
"Not seein in.. still not seein it. ...Aaaand I'm not seein it." 😂❤️ I just love it and all the other comments!! Besides all of your library role plays, this is for sure a favorite role play of mine that you've made!☺️😍👍
You should be given your own comedy series Mary 😂 I’m not sure whether I’m watching for the ASMR or the laughs anymore!
I love that Walgreens sign. Better than the actual company design.
You're STILL nicer than the people at my mother's pharmacy! I once tried to get a guy to fill out my mother's prescription. He kept interrupting me, telling me not to talk while he filled it out then yelled at me for not telling him they weren't mine.
WarthogDemon wow that’s rude! We don’t have that in Australia maybe a few people but sounds like it’s a common thing from reading the comments
One of the interruptions he literally said, "Hold on, I may be brilliant but I can't do two things at once."
Literally. Word per word.
From a pharmacy tech.. THANK YOU ♥
" you are running around in a drug store at 830 at night irritating people" yass!
“It’s like these poker chips have already had a past or something” 😂😂😂
“hold on a second this is difficult” me with actually anything
Mary you have got to bring this lady back, please do an encore video. This is one your funniest videos!
I swear you have an arsenal of amazing shirts and I LOVE it.
"hey honey where have you been?"
"i got stuck in line for 45 minutes"
“Retail pharmacy” 😂😂 Love these role plays even if it’ll take me a night or two to get through the entire video 😴
OMG! Thank you! I have been waiting for this role play for a very long time.
"prescription walk" 😂🤣I love when youtube recommends my fave roleplays of yours from years ago! Night made. Thank you again Mary for all the work you put into your videos! We see you and thank you 😊
Something tells me Harvey hates his job more, having to put up with "Harvey!!", every minute and a half! Loved this Mary!! 💖💜 Your bitchy role plays are my favorite!! 😍
Ashley Rivers I was thinking the same on how much she calls on Harvey lol
8 hours of christmas music a day... I know the struggle lol
“ASSMR” idk if this is a typo or not but I absolutely love it. Works with the type of video!
This was absolute gold, So in love with your creativity 😂❤️❤️
I can never decide if I should snore or laugh. Your video's are pure gold.
After the weekend ive had and being sick i love these videos
This had me cracking up!!! Thanks for another good one Mary!
You always put me in a good mood!!
Only 8 minutes in and there’s already been too many one liners 😂
Mary, You have outdone yourself this time!! Loved it.. This one was awesome, so funny. And loved the Tee shirt.
I’m a new subscriber, just found your channel today actually, and can I just say you’re already my new favorite ASMRtist! 😍😍😍 your voice is music to my ears! ❤️❤️❤️
This video seriously cracked me up. You roasted that customer hard!! ❤❤❤ Can you tell me where you got the diamond ring ornament? I want that so bad! Update: I watched your other video.. found it. So cute!! I also found a crown ornament..
I LOVE this! You're saying everything I wish I could say to customers while I'm at work!!!
I am a pharmacy technician and this video can be so relatable, especially the multiple prescriptions 15 minutes before we close! Sometimes I wish I could be like this with my customers! AWESOME VIDEO!
Love these kind of roleplays 👏🏻
ME ME ME ME ME. I used to work for Walgreens and I would help with pharmacy and holy moly I relate to this! I know it’s supposed to be funny, but lord I was saying all this in my mind with difficult customers. Glad I left for sure! 😂
So many uploads today!!!! Love you Mary❤
You are so creative and I love it
As someone who works at customer service in a grocery store- where people think it’s acceptable to try to purchase whole cart loads full of groceries to “skip the lines”, I found this EXTREMELY therapeutic and relatable.
I swear this is what it sounds like in my head except I work at a movie theater. And I so need that shirt! Love you Mary!
In a perfect world, we could talk to last minute shoppers like this without getting fired or chewed out by them
Oh, My God!!! This is the best video ever!!!
I love all of your roleplays ... but this was just so amazing!!!
watching this I didn't know if I should be offended or just laugh my a$$ off 😂
"the prescription walk." !! so many good one liners, Mary! You are one of a kind awesome & I love your content. You are gonna go far in ASMR & life! love you! Also, this is why I love CVS! spot on.
It's true! People coming in to get a prescription filled have a very different walk than the other customers! Ask any pharmacy tech; they'll back me up on this!
I love your Bitchy role plays sooooooooo much!!!
Your acting skills are superb.
I love these kinds of videos.
Although, I get nervous when you use real company names.
I laughed at this yet still got tingles! Love this x
holy moly i'm obsessed with these keyboard noises
One minute I’m feeling very relaxed and the next minute I can’t help but to laugh out loud. I love it. Thank you so much. Wish I could be your friend. ❤️
Omg I used to work at rite aid and this was sooooooo the pharmacy! 😂😂😂😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 "I don't appreciate it" and I love the shirt! 😂😂
"You wouldn't be running around the stores at 8:30 at night, irritating people."😂
These lines are so fantastic lol!
OMG I love your accent and your voice is so soft . Okay I died of tingles 😂😍
I’m a second year pharmacy intern who works retail this is amazing 😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣 omg, this is hysterical lol love your shirt too Mary...totally need it! 😂
why was this actually relaxing omg
“You don’t have roots you have whole trees”😂😂😂 I’m done! You are hysterical!
Could you also do a whispered ramble video when you get a chance? You’re the best! Thanks for all you do!
Your bitchy roleplays are so funny - and love the signs, they make me laugh everytime - and of course relaxing as always
Why is this so accurate when comparing to my local Walgreens
right? same here! And I'm in The South. This is so accurate!
"Like soldiers marching to war.." 😂 LOVE IT!
oh mary...where do i begin...WHY WHY WHY..DO PEOPLE BUY GROCERIES AT A DRUG STORE..and why cant they READ the tags??
But my store is open 24 hours..
your signs are honestly iconic
Really wish I could have seen what her shirt said properly! However I was a pharmacy assistant for a little under a year in Australia and oh my goooooodness I wanted to saw this so many times 😂 thankyou for this video Mary!
Chloe Gregory it says “Hi, i don’t care. Thanks” lol
I love this!
I just accidentally disliked your video for a second and I almost cried. 😫😂
dainty. HOW DARE YOU xD
I love, love, love this Video. It is amazing Mary. Thank you. Mary. 😉😉🙃🙃
''This is Walgreens" 😂😂😂
This is messing me up, because she's so sweet. Great acting!
Lmao... i couldn't fall asleep it was too funny!!! 😂
I love you so much. You are saying everything I wish I could say at my job and it's not at Walgreens lol
I love this 😂 👌 I love you Mary so much 💕
Role play master!!!! I frequently encounter this person at Walgreens.
Omg that keyboard sounds Amazing. You should make a typing video using whatever keyboard you used for this one!!!!!
Looool.. The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe in Walgreens 🤣🤣🤣
LOLOL you are totally encapsulating the lead tech at my pharmacy!!! Except your version is relaxing, hers is a headache :P
"You don't have roots, you have trees!" Oh my... I just love this woman. 😂
Lmao were you letting out some old frustrations with this one? I work retail and I feel this a lot.
The amount of savageness I’m shook
It is true though. Keep your purchases to the front cash because pharmacy needs to focus on prescriptions and medical advice. Lovely as always! :)
Sarabibliomania1 Sometimes what happens is that there isn’t much room left and/or it seems to be closer with available cashiers. But I see what you mean.
This is hilarious 😂😂😂 I'm a pharmacy tech 😝😝😝
Yesss. Currently a Cvs Pharmacy employee. Just yesss
Your Bitchy Roleplays are my favorites:)
Truth be told this woman is a real convincing actress,
I work at walgreens and this gives me life lol
The wig is perfectly fitting!! Love your bitchy videos.
❤❤❤ love it!
Oh my u Crack me up why haven't I found your channel before😀😁
🤣🤣🤣
I love your shirt!!!
“i’m sure it’s fine, it probably won’t kill you right away”
What a coincidence - an hour ago I had an encounter with a bitchy Walgreens pharm tech. True story!!
Love! Love!! Love!!!
Just what I need to chill out with for pharmacy school finals