NOTE: Bitchy ASMR is Bitchy! The crotchety librarian drew the short straw and ended up working on Christmas movie day at the library. Happy Sticky Holidays! :)
Ahhhhhh, I always wanted to BE a librarian, and now I get to live that sassy life vicariously through these videos. Thanks for the Christmas Miracle!!!
Im happy this channel is growing cuz you really putting effort into it unlike other channels with more subs they kind of slacking lol great job keep it up!
omg i work at a pizza shop with three different locations and we all say the town and the shop name when we answer the phone (and we all have different area codes). and people STILL order from the wrong shop and there is wasted food. i feel those calls so much.
You know this character is the kind of woman who complains about "millennials" and gets drunk and goes on a racist tirade at Christmas. Haha. Great video.
Am I the only one that made the connection that they're showing a movie with nudity(Titanic) at the library? Lol! Love your videos! Keep up the great work!
Are you an actress?? I ve only seen 2 minutes from this video but I see that you re very fluent, creative with your script (?) and so relaxed in what you're doing. Great job!!
Oh how you remind me of my cousin :o) She does love books, so she became a librarian, but people annoy her, and they sort of kept coming there, so in the end she gave up and now is a book translator :o) I bet your thoughts were on her mind very often. Wishing you non-sticky, smooth Christmas and thanks for all the videos :o)
I'm laughing too hard for this to be ASMR for me personally. I'll have to watch the rest when I get home from work today...at the library. Merry Christmas!
One of my best friends is a librarian. I am so going to share this with her so she can learn how to deal with people😂😂. And recommend she shows Titanic for a Christmas movie!
Very relaxing, also hilarious ! The librarian when I was in 4th, 5th and 6th grade was soooo rude and dressed EXACTLY like that. 😂😂😂 very nice role play!
It is absolutely stunning how INCREDIBLE you are at this. I mean that sincerely. If there was ever such a thing as a professional ASMR'er, you are it.
That is simply one of the greatest sweaters I have ever seen.
That is simply THE greatest sweater I have ever seen.
oOh you have a kinDle ??? well aren’t you pR E C I O U S
avery calhoun I'm crying 😂😂😂
Natalia Marquetti honestly she’s so funny i love heR
avery calhoun
SCREAMING
"Quit flapping around and look at me" I spit out my coffee. I absolutely love your role plays!!!
Ahhhhhh, I always wanted to BE a librarian, and now I get to live that sassy life vicariously through these videos. Thanks for the Christmas Miracle!!!
frostybaby13 ditto
Gatarasha mooba mob. Looktash mufu guhklumpo. Farestra! Mooka mi latta burr. Funh jukh loppo. Aragraray.
I always to be a librarian too
You had me at, " I guess I coulda said Donald Duck is naked." Haha, excellent!
"If you're not quiet God will kill you." Quote of the year.
One person has like 30 different looks. You’re awesome
Im happy this channel is growing cuz you really putting effort into it unlike other channels with more subs they kind of slacking lol great job keep it up!
honestly, this is so quotable. i think you would make a great TV writer (and actor, obvs)! x
I got so mang tingles from the books opening! The plastic film on them 😍
i love that cat sweater so awesome go mary you rock giirl
omg i work at a pizza shop with three different locations and we all say the town and the shop name when we answer the phone (and we all have different area codes). and people STILL order from the wrong shop and there is wasted food. i feel those calls so much.
You know this character is the kind of woman who complains about "millennials" and gets drunk and goes on a racist tirade at Christmas. Haha. Great video.
thepantweaver I’m trying to laugh quietly bc it’s midnight and I’m trying not to wake up my family but this comment has me dying Hahahah
You are steadily becoming my favorite:) keep up the amazing videos! Dope sweater btw
mary out here making great content. my wig is snATCHED i love you and your sweater
Has SNL offered you a job yet? 😂
"Of course you didn't they don't make video games about it" 😂
As an actual librarian, this makes me laugh so much.
love the sounds the book makes
“...the lighthouse. Somebody got lit.” I died of laughter
Wooow where have I been🤔 im 7 videos behind, well time to binge watch them all🤗
"we're all gunna be subjected to her misery" silly Barbara haha
All the library roleplays!
These are the best!
Another classic! Eerily enough, I'm a librarian and you are impersonating one of my coworkers incredibly well!
Merry Christmas to you and your family. Thank you for a year of wonderful videos. I pray God blesses you with a beautiful year to come!
Am I the only one that made the connection that they're showing a movie with nudity(Titanic) at the library? Lol! Love your videos! Keep up the great work!
Keith Dafoe I was about to say!!! Lol
A1 improv skills 😂👏
Omg the popcorn on the floor remarks made me LOL! I work at a library and that is the truth! Popcorn always ends up all over the floor.
Are you an actress?? I ve only seen 2 minutes from this video but I see that you re very fluent, creative with your script (?) and so relaxed in what you're doing. Great job!!
I always have a good cry before Christmas, need your orange cone, LOL!!! Love that cat shirt!!! ❤️ you! "Mary" Christmas!
“If you’re not quiet, God will kill you” had me laughing and being relaxed at the same time! Love you Mary! You’re fantastic! 😂💜
I try to relax to these but I laugh too much... 😂😂😂😂 love u Mary! X
“Quit flappin around and look at me.” Oh my godddd
"Kinda animated and kinda creepy at the same time"
"Like me, thanks" 😁😁
Library stuff is my favorite!
I love this bitchy library lady she's like two of my teachers (both of their names were Sherri weird coincidence)
+Person perhaps Mary could name this monstrosity Sherri? :) Edit: I don't think she's bitchy, more grumpy, which is just as fun!!
Had me giggling the whole time 😂😂 you are way too funny
Oh how you remind me of my cousin :o) She does love books, so she became a librarian, but people annoy her, and they sort of kept coming there, so in the end she gave up and now is a book translator :o) I bet your thoughts were on her mind very often. Wishing you non-sticky, smooth Christmas and thanks for all the videos :o)
I'm laughing too hard for this to be ASMR for me personally. I'll have to watch the rest when I get home from work today...at the library. Merry Christmas!
This is hysterical!!!! I love it! 😂😂😂
“stop apologizing. bye.” getting strong April from parks and rec vibes lmao
“If you’re not quiet, God will kill you.” 😂😂 you’re hilarious! I always look forward to your role plays. Happy Holidays!
Two minutes and 38 seconds in and this character is already one of my favs! Savage!
This is so accurate, I can't stop laughing. Why are some librarians so mean and sassy 😂 P. S. THE CAT SWEATER LOL
Miss Suga yes the cat sweat shirt. Haha
THAT CAT SWEATER I CANT I LOVE IT
“If your not quiet God will kill you” ahahha
Bitchy librarian is my fav
(Pamela Goldsmith) And the Oscar for best actress goes to.........Mary!!!!!!
I️ Love u Mary and your role plays yet another perfect one beautiful work
she wants him to, "stop and look at a few books". Love her so much. Thank you!
mary's gotta know a elementary school teacher to have this level of christmas joy this late in the game.
My favorite! Love your library roleplays and the bitchy ones are great😂 Just in time for bed too. Thank you!🤗
I LOVE YOUR SWEATER!! and the librarian!
Whoever checked out that book must've decided the Christmas tree wasn't the only thing getting lit this year.
One of my best friends is a librarian. I am so going to share this with her so she can learn how to deal with people😂😂. And recommend she shows Titanic for a Christmas movie!
OMG this is the funniest video ever 😂 the knitting part had me laughing so hard ahah!!! You're the best Mary! Always look forward to your videos :)
YOU. ARE. GREAT.
ASSMR 😂😂
I cannot EVEN!!!😂😂😂I have sat here and laughed so hard my husband came in and asked me what I was laughing at.
Damn I've missed your last 3 uploada,im glad I caught this one:)
You need to send in an audition video for anything. lol you'll get its. Your acting like on POINT!
still one of my favorite roleplays!!
Quit flappin' around... but I say this daily. Lmao
This is a fantastic video! I couldn't stop laughing it is just great😊 I love your jumper too!!!
"He got into some really good cocaine" 😂😂😂😂
I need that jumper in my life
" And remember to shut up" !!!! I love this 💕 !!!!!
I just couldn't stop laughing when she said the girl is so adorable like a cherry n end up apologising ...she's the best actress
I knew it before you sang it.... One of these things is not like the other..” 🤣 My fave!
Very relaxing, also hilarious ! The librarian when I was in 4th, 5th and 6th grade was soooo rude and dressed EXACTLY like that. 😂😂😂 very nice role play!
Yeah, we had one like this in my middle school. She was always in a really foul mood.
SouthernASMR Sounds must be a librarian thing 🤷🏼♀️
Idk if anybody else likes this but putting this at 1.5 speed makes it 10x more relaxing
Oh my god, Merry Christmas to me! I was going to beg for one of these again 😂😂😂
LOLOL I love your bitchy Series it’s sooooo good BUT I cannot relax before bed I have to watch during the day. You are a natural merry Christmas
Jesus she dressed up like my first grade teacher 😁. The only China Palace i know was an oriental massage joint that gave happy endings.
I’m addicted to this video
"if you're not quiet, god will kill you" i'm CRYING
Haha this is my favourite character love the bitchy librarian - very funny and relaxing at the same time
"Someone got lit "
"If your not quite god will kill you"
It's all just so hilarious 😂 👏🏻😂
I thought you were having problems and were pausing. Glad you are not. Merry Christmas!
And remember to shut up. LOL I woke my hubby up laughing when you said that.
I love that sweater lol it's majestic 😂
Gosh! I would love to know her backstory.
well it is animated but it's creepy 😂😂
I've been enjoying your videos all year and just wanted to take a moment to thank you and wish you a merry xmas!!
Hee Hee!!! So funny. Somebody got lit. You are a treasure.
She got her Christmas Miracle...
*tears up* 👏👏👏
26:24
“If you’re not quiet God will kill you”
YEASH
this is amazing omg
Love your sweater!
"I guess I could've said Donald Duck is naked and you wouldn't of heard it." You're so funny! 😂
Lmao. This was hilarious. Well done
When she brought up the old horse show on the last episode I almost cried rofl
omg another ASSMR #blessed
i love the cat sweater
LOVE this!
I love this! ❤️
When you said titanic I started laughing soo bad
The typical cat Christmas jumper lol
i wanna know who "got lit" that had me laughing.