B*tchy ASMR | Hey, New Employee! (ASSMR)
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- čas přidán 13. 12. 2018
- NOTE #1: No, this is not based on my new job. I came up with this while standing in line at Aldi this evening with my tin of popcorn and cheddar snacks.
NOTE #2: I eat lots of popcorn in this video, so if that bothers you...cover your ears and run now.
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Hey, girl! Welcome aboard! Let's sit down and have a lunchtime chat. I'll enjoy my new popcorn and cheddar cracker diet while you eat some depressing tuna. We're going to be great friends!
It terrifies me how accurate you portrayed this character...
yeah ik
Does anyone else think Mary looks like Phoebe from friends
Beary Awesome Gamer yupppppp
Beary Awesome Gamer Yes, she looks like Phoebe Buffay and Caroline Forbes (The Vampire Diaries).
@@bioticheart no 😂
Oh my gosh please do a sequel of her going to a nutritionist and explaining the diet
i fear what i Do not know
I love your bitchy role plays so much!!!!Its so cathartic to laugh and be relaxed at these after dealing with people who are actually like this all day
Getting Angela from the Office vibes with this one haha
OMG YESSS
YES
this is like the white suburban soccer mom pta president yoga instructor version of harvest
If Harvest and this character met, it would be iconic😆 I bet Harvest would go innnnn on her
my dream evening would be in a pub with all your characters. you're hilarious :)
Haha! Love all of your videos especially these! Lol love you Mary!😂👍🏻❤️
I love role play videos you are the best actress ever you should win an Oscar you look so pretty love popcorn love ya Mary your the best 🎄🎅🎄🎅🔥🔥💓💓💓💓: )
I sit at work on my closing shifts and these videos make the time go!! Was super excited when I saw one came out tonight! Thank you!! 💕
Rebecca HT lol, I work at a gas station part time. When it’s dead at night I can do whatever I want so long as no ones in the store and my works done!
I just ate a full meal at a diner and now I'm ready to relax! Happy holidays, Mary.
I usually hate chewing sounds but Mary crunching that popcorn was so relaxing to me.
True story: There is a Kroger in the ritsy part of Nashville with all of the people with the “old money” lives and it has a valet service and it’s used a lot. It’s an old Kroger and nothing special but it has a valet. Crazy!
Lmao “assmr” 😂
This is amazing, and also mildly rage inducing, lol.
Now this is as southern as you can get.
I love it
We have ALL worked with someone just like this!! So accurate.. the exception in this case is that during this amazing roleplay I can answer back how I'd like to in real life!
Best way to end my night🥰
Is this charity's twin sister
I live in NC and may I just say... there are sadly people like this. This was spot on and yet oh so relaxing!
Me:
*Types asSmr* by accident
SINGS "A WHOLE NEW WORLD"
Literally what i did 😭 i accidentally typed “assmr”
she was ahead of her time with the hand sanitizer thing
Made my day, thank you.
Absolutely love all your videos they always relax me especially now more because I have permonia
We've all met someone like this! Love it!
Just watching the video and when you say “let me guess your name: Samantha” I jumped a little haha
“one time they set the dog on fire” HAHHSBSBSBSBS IM WHEEZING
Yes!!! It's a great day I L💜VE your roleplays!!! :D
Amazing video as always Mary. You do You💕💖 we love you😍😘
This is so funny lol. Great video
did the ghost of my co-worker possess you or something because this is scarily spot on 😂
Girl.....how can you eat that much popcorn without taking a drink! Haha
This is sooo entertaining
Omg we need some popcorn this Christmas. Been way too long
“It’s gourmet popcorn so you know it’s special!” 😂😂😂
Oh God this reminds me of living in Tennessee haha I love it so much!
Wow who knew that when you cough you can get your cardio in
This the best thing I've ever seen 😅😅😅😅
Ohhhh I love these
Awesome video!
You remind me of Regina George trying to lose weight lol
Too good at this
im gonna go get those cheese bites lol....thanks for your roleplay videos, i knew ladies like this at work
Yes I love your role plays especially your bitchy ones great vid Mary ❤️
That is absolutely WILD in 0:30 you said my name first😳
Fru Fru MART! GO...Organize Fru Fru Mart its a MESS!! YOU, are not...Veronica, you are SUPER sanitized, organized and perfect!
“You probably don’t even...read stuff...that matters”
Hahaha this was gold!
Haha....this is great!
Oh good heavens this reminds me of the receptionist where I work...she's awful at her job and talks like this...
the hand thing is now accurate
Veronica is so SAVAGE😂😂😂😂
omg the squirrel comment....mary i love ya
This is hilarious!
You are so cute! Thanks for the video as always !
Lol 😂 love this one
Love assmr 😂
Great video,I was first....yay!!
Two kids? Hmm do you have a class on how to pronounce one of their names? 😋 loved as always and that popcorn looks so good!!
OMG! I can't stand the great unwashed either! I've GOT to go to Fru Fru Mart!
Wait..wait...don't touch me. Lol
Hey, don't diss my tuna
Veronica's so snappy, love her! lol
Me this whole video TAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHA😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oh, please let her meet Harvest!
❤️❤️❤️
Sure you can call me Sara
love you
hey guys we r watching ass mar
Veronica should return lol
kinda like a southern angela from the office
Yes another bitchy roleplay 😍
this is what my hamster wheel of a walmart job feels like at 21 years old with no car or GED when everyone else talks to me. long story short dont make mistakes.
These bitchy videos give me life.
I love you so much lol
I have never been to Italy. I am 47... ha ha
The anti-Harvest.
sales managers make like 100k a year
Froo froo mart LoL
They have gourmet popcorn tins at aldi 😊😊 would be cool if you tried it for us
That's literally where this tin came from
SouthernASMR Sounds ok. Well that’s not labeled as gourmet. They have one with different flavors such as snickerdoodle
My name is not Patty
l love....
I feel like making these videos must be extremely therapeutic if you encounter people like this in your every day life 🤔
My name isn’t patty lol
Yassds
Ok i always thought ASSMR was wierd, but this?
GURL
assmr hahhahaha
....did you just call me...
Plz reply but I know you won’t but I just got done watching your drink mix video I love your vids🤪🤪🤪❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😍🤣🤣🤣🥝🥝🥝🥝🙂🙂🙂🙂
Dude watdafuq
Wow! “Karen” is clearly unhappy but what vitriol from Mary’s subscribers. ASMR is a natural sense that some lose but aggressive defensive behaviour for a CZcams performer? Cult? Facist? Bigoted? or just nasty?
You’re weird
friarpark that’s very good, at least you’re thinking, keep going.
Chris, the reason why so many people are angry is because coming here and calling something a “cult” is not only extremely uneducated, it’s also dangerous. Mary elaborated about her experience being in an actual cult, and if you really do your research it’s not hard to understand what a “cult” is. People comment all the time about how “weird” ASMR is and nobody will attack, because that’s a valid point, but this lady Karen told her to delete the channel, went on a rant about how Mary neglects her children and should feed them organic food like she does, and tops it off with saying she’s a cult leader. I hope you find this helpful.
i really hope that the charter is not based on anyone and if it is I am sorry you have to work with them
No, not at all. My coworkers are pretty dang awesome so far!
@@SouthernASMRSounds that is good i am happy stuff seems to be going better for you
unbelievable improv skills. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼