I love your librarian roles. I was wondering if you could do a children's librarian role play where you're reading a book to some unruly children, as well as encountering a few overbearing parents.
I used to have a science teacher who would always say, "I'm gonna slap you with a wet noodle".. This was in the late 80s/early 90s when teachers still got away with stuff like that.
I was born in raised in Georgia, and moved away a few years ago, but your videos with the accent take me back. My nana worked as a librarian and I swear to everything that is holy that this character was inspired by the other lady that worked there, lord. Thanks for making me feel like I'm back at home :)
I don't think you understand how good you are. Like I'm sure people tell you all the time, but really, you just take everything to the next level. Honestly. You are such a talented actress, and your roleplay videos never disappoint - the characters you bring to life are unforgettable! Who doesn't love Lynette? Btw, does this bitchy librarian character have a name? Because I adore her!
your librarian roles and shopping hauls are my faves! I am a huge asmr fan, follow a lot of asmr artists and you are the only one I can watch right now! Thank you! please don't stop making asmr videos!!
Just what I needed. I've been studying all day (my exams are in two weeks and I'm currently failing all of my classes - I'm not the most academic person let's just say that) and I need something to help me relax. Thank you!
Ted Sharpe I've only had one so far (I have 5 more spread out between the 15th to the 22nd) which was yesterday but it didn't go too well - they asked us a question about something that wasn't in the textbook. But there's no use worrying about it because what's done is done and I answered the question to the best of my ability :)
I don't know what makes me laugh more: that roleplay, or the fact that the two women who work at my library are exactly like that! (I've always wanted to go in there with a hidden camera and record my conversations with them.)
No honey. It’s with the back of the throat. Like this “Mnnnngee” say it with me now. I have a class on how to pronounce his name if you’d like to sign up?!
"No neither one of them is a cartoon, why does everything have to be animated? Why don't you look at something real for once. Give it a shot!" I'm dead 😂😂😂
You are literally my favorite person on youtube! It's gonna be awkward if I ever find myself in a relationship because whomever he is might find my night time habit of watching you every single night strange!😂
I started watching ASMR 5 years ago. My husband thought it was strange at first, but now he puts a video on almost nightly for our 4 year old to listen to in bed. It helps her immensely (along with melatonin).
Loll 😂🤣 "SHUT UP." They aren't allowed to say it like that but pretty much the idea of the library is keep quiet or at least noise to a minimum. In Australia they have a kids area that's loud ish tho and only the adult section is quiet.
The number, quality and variety of the videos you put out is amazing! I always get angry with the bitchy characters at first because they are just SO mean. Then I just start laughing and relaxing. The Schindler's List comment was hilarious - she's one messed up lady! Good luck with your house move :)
it would be interesting to see one of these where the person the "bitchy librarian" is interacting with gets upset, has an argument with the librarian, and wins, you dont see that too often. Wonderful Video!
Lauren Southwick Normally, I'm OK. I get tickled thinking about the video while I'm setting up, but usually I'm good by the time I start recording. I just imagine that I am this person, and I address people the way she would, and I'm good to go.
"You're an idiot" I am literally crying hahahahaha I love this
Rachel Dekom Ima beat you with a rack young lady
Helen M I love how she highlights the shut up 😂. These role plays are brilliant ha ha ha.
Helen M Helen that made me laugh hard 😂
Helen M Indeed. Wherever she comes up with these ideas is beyond me 😂. This is gold ha.
Rachel Dekom Thank you! ❤️❤️
"The dog dies at the end of both movies" LMAOOO 😂😂😂
Joel Marquez Do the starving children eat the dog?! lol oh man! 😂😂😂
Joel Marquez Probably!
@@SouthernASMRSounds DO NOT SAY BAD WORDS THAT DISTRACTED YOU CAN CAUSS TROUBLE
@@SouthernASMRSounds LAMEC
"I will chase you with a rake." Gold
She's a hateful thing.
When she said " I'll hunt you down and chase you an beat you with a rake" I died
Joshua Guerra ikr XD
Joshua Guerra no the best part was when she said she'd beat you with a dead snake
:)
Joshua Guerra me too
😂
I love your librarian roles. I was wondering if you could do a children's librarian role play where you're reading a book to some unruly children, as well as encountering a few overbearing parents.
calady11 YESSSS
calady11 I like that idea! I'll see what I can do!
calady11 that would be so good
calady11 What a perfect idea. I love that idea 😂.
calady11 it could be harvest ! that would be hilarious
"Old Yeller. . it's about a dog; the ending is great." 😂😂
You'll LOVE it!
La Chingona doesn't the dog hey shot because it had rabies??
I've never read the book but I saw my friends reading it and crying lmao
I used to have a science teacher who would always say, "I'm gonna slap you with a wet noodle".. This was in the late 80s/early 90s when teachers still got away with stuff like that.
LOL! They'd probably get written up for that now.
I love how this character absolutely despises people and kids but loves books, great acting like Oscar worthy acting
As someone else commented, we are SO lucky to have you in the asmr community ❤️
Thank you so much! I'm really happy to be here!
Omg! " if you spill it, I will hunt you down with a rake" This librarian means BUSINESS! 😂
Do NOT make her go up there and clean up popcorn. She WILL bust your ass.
"Old Yeller, have you seen it? The ending is great" lmao
Just seeing the white board in the first few seconds made me realize this was going to be the greatest video ever
I saw "bitchy" in the title and couldn't click fast enough! These are so funny!
"if you spill it I will chase you down with a rake" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 same
Jamie wickersham XD
Jamie wickersham I like your trans flag!!!
K.E. Murwell thanks!
😂
"what do you have in mind"
"frozen?! LET IT GO"
THE BEST PART 😂😂😂
Is she anyone else's spirit animal, or just mine?
"A dog dies at the end of both of them." Literally peed myself and fell in love with your videos all over again. So creative and relaxing!!
I was born in raised in Georgia, and moved away a few years ago, but your videos with the accent take me back. My nana worked as a librarian and I swear to everything that is holy that this character was inspired by the other lady that worked there, lord. Thanks for making me feel like I'm back at home :)
I don't think you understand how good you are. Like I'm sure people tell you all the time, but really, you just take everything to the next level. Honestly. You are such a talented actress, and your roleplay videos never disappoint - the characters you bring to life are unforgettable! Who doesn't love Lynette? Btw, does this bitchy librarian character have a name? Because I adore her!
your librarian roles and shopping hauls are my faves! I am a huge asmr fan, follow a lot of asmr artists and you are the only one I can watch right now! Thank you! please don't stop making asmr videos!!
Midnightblonde 81 same here. she's the only one I've been watching these days.
I love it too much to stop! :)
"at the end of both of them the dog dies" lmao, you're always a hoot! thanks for these videos :)
Absolutely brilliant comedy timing and wicked sarcastic humour... You really should be on television !👍😂
girl you are my queen posting all these high quality role plays so frequently 👏👏
Just what I needed. I've been studying all day (my exams are in two weeks and I'm currently failing all of my classes - I'm not the most academic person let's just say that) and I need something to help me relax. Thank you!
Florence Linsley wish you the best ❤
Florence Linsley I'm so glad I can help! Good luck with your exams! 😎
Thank you both!!
How did your exams go??
Ted Sharpe I've only had one so far (I have 5 more spread out between the 15th to the 22nd) which was yesterday but it didn't go too well - they asked us a question about something that wasn't in the textbook. But there's no use worrying about it because what's done is done and I answered the question to the best of my ability :)
0:43 seconds in and I'm already laughing, THANK YOU!
I don't know what makes me laugh more: that roleplay, or the fact that the two women who work at my library are exactly like that! (I've always wanted to go in there with a hidden camera and record my conversations with them.)
Oh man... Seems like bitchy librarians is a thing!
"I'll chase you down and beat you with a rake" had me full on snort laugh
She found a kindred spirit!
this woman is a gift and her videos are top notch!!! 💕😛
i was falling asleep until she told me she would beat me with a rake.
16:25 dang when she roasts the little girl though
next time you ask for a helping of chicken nuggets, consider that.
I NEED to know this woman's back story. Also would love to see her interact with Haven and Ngee! 😂
Oh dear...she'd give Haven and Ngee a complex that Harvest couldn't undo with all the patchouli and free-range quinoa in the world.
free range quinoa! You're killing me! :D
No honey. It’s with the back of the throat. Like this “Mnnnngee” say it with me now. I have a class on how to pronounce his name if you’d like to sign up?!
You pronounced it wrong.
I don't even know what that Angela book was, and I'm still mad you spoiled it.
Oh, is THAT why you didn't want to check it out? Haha
"you're an idiot."
I SCREAMED
"You can jump off a balcony up there for all I care"
SAMEEEEEE 😂
Oh my gosh, I haven't even started the video and I am laughing out loud at your sign. I love your sense of humor!
Tells first kids that come in that the dog dies at the end of both movies, tells rest of kids that come in that the endings are great. Lmao
I don't know how I'd get to sleep without your videos, thankyou so much Mary ☺️ X
The frowny faces on the white board hurt me more than anything you said XD Also, I was thinking "Why didn't she put Schindler's li- ah. Ah ok."
"I will chase you down with a rake" I'm DYING 😂
Your beautiful 💞💞💞
This'll be an SNL sketch within 2 years tops!
"you can jump off a balcony up there for all I care" 😂😂😂
"No neither one of them is a cartoon, why does everything have to be animated? Why don't you look at something real for once. Give it a shot!" I'm dead 😂😂😂
That's something that I actually said to one of my kids once.
There's actually a woman at my library that acts this way.
can never have enough of these roleplays😂 i love it🧡
This reminds me of every single Librarian I've ever met in my life. Love the choice of movies. Lol
Ikr, the accuracy, lol.
Omg you look just like my ex boyfriends mom! Haha! Slay Mary! Slay!
Oh no! Hahaha!
" I will chase you with a rake. I find you and I will beat you with a rake." 😂😂
lol I love the shut up sign. As soon as I saw it I started laughing
"Always remember shut up!!" Omggggg I love you, I love your bitchy role plays
Thank you so much!
*Starving Children Documentaries are the way to go.*
You are literally my favorite person on youtube! It's gonna be awkward if I ever find myself in a relationship because whomever he is might find my night time habit of watching you every single night strange!😂
I started watching ASMR 5 years ago. My husband thought it was strange at first, but now he puts a video on almost nightly for our 4 year old to listen to in bed. It helps her immensely (along with melatonin).
I love when she spoiled the ending of the book
Then she got mad because the person didn't want to check it out! Ha!
I love your role-plays!!
“Yeah,you haft to give it to that lady over there,the one with the mustache” IM DEADDDDDDDDDD
" no I will not hold the movie for you... you're not that special" haha 😂 i love this so much
"I'll hunt you down and beat you with a dead snake" may be the best thing I've ever heard
Thanks for the birthday gift Mary! You rock! 😆
You are so welcome! Happy birthday! :)
"Oh my god look at the cuss words"
*gasp*
"Yikes"
😂😂😂😂 Me
"Where do you think you are Chuck E Cheese" YOU ARE THE BEST AHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Loll 😂🤣 "SHUT UP." They aren't allowed to say it like that but pretty much the idea of the library is keep quiet or at least noise to a minimum. In Australia they have a kids area that's loud ish tho and only the adult section is quiet.
i love the library role plays they are my favourite
Thank you so much!
What a coincidence, that's also my number one rule!
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The number, quality and variety of the videos you put out is amazing! I always get angry with the bitchy characters at first because they are just SO mean. Then I just start laughing and relaxing. The Schindler's List comment was hilarious - she's one messed up lady! Good luck with your house move :)
Omg “SHUT UP movie day 3:00 pm” 😂😂Given me the laughs and the tingles 🙌🏼
I dont even come here for the asmr I honestly just come here for the comedy😂
I actually watch your videos because of the stories and characters you create for each and every one!
At least she cares abt their safety " dont talk to strangers in grocery store parking lots sweetheart, its not good"
“I will hint you down and beat you with rake.” ... omfg xD lmao
please bring this series back Mary!! this character is too good to leave us 😭😭
"put your little life in perspective" 🤣🤣💀
I started laughing as soon as I read the sign😂😂😂😂😂 omg ur work is beyond amazing, I love it❤
I'm so glad you like it! :)
The crinkle and typing though 😍😴💜
OMG...Loved the whole "flagging the popcorn with radioactive isotopes" bit...like you were momentarily possessed by Sheldon from the Big Bang Theory.
Honestly... you had me belly laughing! thank you so much xxx
"I will beat you with a rake" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
it would be interesting to see one of these where the person the "bitchy librarian" is interacting with gets upset, has an argument with the librarian, and wins, you dont see that too often. Wonderful Video!
She'd never admit it if someone did win.
SouthernASMR Sounds Point taken!
I’m laughing so loud at this video!! That’s so me “oh more kids... great” LOL you should honestly be on Hollywood!! Sooo good!!!
I also love he sound of the books when you open them
"If you spill it, I will chase you down with a rake."
how do you keep a straight face? I wouldn't be able to refrain from laughing... lol. do you have bloopers?
Lauren Southwick Normally, I'm OK. I get tickled thinking about the video while I'm setting up, but usually I'm good by the time I start recording. I just imagine that I am this person, and I address people the way she would, and I'm good to go.
It looks like all one cut. Idk how she doesn't bust out laughing 😂 "I'll chase you down with a rake"
this is good that i watch it for entertainment
That's right 'shut up' 😂😂
Lmao this is pure GOLD LOL
“I’ll beat you with a dead snake 🐍” Hahaha that gets me every time 😂
“I’m gonna chase you with a rake”. 🤣
always remember "shut up"
Not all heroes wear capes, sometimes they wear cardigans and multi colored glasses
we all know this librarian in real life...
I started laughing so hard at 06:31 😂
i laughed so hard when you said "I'll chase you with a rake"
"I'm sure it was an accident but congratulations on being here early this time" 😂😂😂
"We have old Yeller in the first room, and in the second room we have documentary on starving children." I can't stop laughing 😂
Can you do a Real Estate Company Roleplay? You getting mad at the customers is always fun to see! Fell asleep in most of them 😴
I love the sound when you open the books. You should do a video for just opening and tapping books. :)
*not you little freeloaders* I'm actually dying! Great vid 😊
You're so funny and talented !! "If Olaf don't find you" 😂😂
It says "shut up" on the dry erase board 😂
omg you crack me up I liked this one though great vid
“Or more children, great.” Me at school every day.
"if you spill popcorn I will find you and beat you." lol awesome
Knew I was going to love the video the moment I read the board 😂
This is so funny! You are very talented 👍🏼