Daniel DeMartis she’s not even 4 and she’s already made two houses and the brother is like 7 and is speaking Japanese I’m going to hang myself this is making my 13 year old self feel ashamed that I am not speaking 15 different languages and building houses and doing family yoga😂😂💀
"Cupcakes. Candy bars. A little slice of cake at a birthday party. That's the gateway drug. The next thing you know, they're freebasing bags of sugar in the alley." Incredible. This is too, too funny.
SouthernASMR Sounds KILL THE CUPCAKES BUT ONLY WITH GLUTEN FREE, NON TOXIC, FREE FROM, ORGANIC WEAPONS, AND KEEP THEM AWAY FROM PEOPLE UNDER 564.2 MONTHS
@@SouthernASMRSounds Funny, how you make fun of woke narcissists. Most of them have no life & think they are morally superior, when they are anything else.
You could make a Mrs Bennet type character from Pride and Prejudice, but with a Southern twist, it would be hilarious! Trying frantically to marry off a flock of daughters. Pha-ha-ha :D
Omg a roleplay where Autumn finds another Sanctimommy who is legit a little more extra than her. "N'Gee paints self portraits since...o yours teaches art for free in a homeless shelter since he was 41.2 months old...wow."
So calm, and yet so hostile! I wonder sometimes how these videos would play to someone who didn't speak English. Would it just read as soothing, or would the body language and passive-aggressive tone cross the language barrier? Speaking just for myself, I enjoyed the heck out of this.
Although I want your channel to grow and become famous, I sort of don't want that to happen! I don't want you to become influenced by your viewers or other asmrtists. You are SO unique and your work is truly amazing, please don't ever change!
Oh my god as soon as you said "not a real mother because you didn't give birth" i lost it I think that's the first time an asmr roleplay actually pissed me off 🙃😂
My brother used to play soccer when he was younger and you don't understand how many moms acted like this, I would just listen into their conversations and they would be like "omg we totally need our sons to have a play date and feed them quinoa pizza with kale chips!" God they were annoying sometimes.
and just give like a wildly inaccurate perspective on it all! Like 'oh yeah my neighbours adored having me round, they encouraged me to pop over whenevr' etc
Bahahaha! I should do it! "We had to walk TWELVE MILES on our HANDS AND KNEES just to get loose leaf paper for school and dammit, WE WERE GLAD TO HAVE IT! :(
Lmao these harvest roleplays are great. I know people like this, and you've captured them perfectly! It especially pisses me off when people say parents with adopted kids aren't real parents.
This kinda offended me because I'm adopted and if people ask who my real parents are I always say my mom and dads name that adopted me and even though they didn't breast feed me they are still so loving and caring and they are MY parents!❤️😊
I hate her but love the vid. So true! I really can't stand when people are like this. I would have called the police first thing or warned her to leave
you probably aren’t checking the comments on older videos, but i wanted to let you know my husband is saying “Nnnnngee” all the time know 😂 he’s slowly learning about harvest as i fall asleep at night lol. thanks for helping us relax! Harvest is our favorite character of yours.
EVERY line of dialog in this is brilliant. I had the widest grin when you went through that list. Each word, cuts deep in to my inner being without remorse, and I'm not even a 'mommy' nor a woman.
loved the video! if this women came to my door I probably would have told her to get the fuck out of my house and that if I found out that she was looking through my trash again that I would call the cops on her for trespassing
I feel sorry for them. What are they going to have in their lives after their kids grow up and (theoretically) move away? Their entire sense of self revolves around their kids. They don't seem to have anything else in their lives. It's pitiful, really.
Looks like we've got Kellyanne Momway over here with #fakefood! Brilliant work, I've been watching your Chanel for a couple of months and think you're definitely one of the best ASMR CZcamsrs. You put so much effort and creativity into your videos, it's fantastic!
I used to have a Sanctimommy in my life. No matter what I did, it was wrong. She was CONSTANTLY harping on consuming things that I didn't grow myself. Anything in any sort of container was poison, and my kids and I were always moments away from death because of it.
but seriously , nobody could make me laugh this hard , good job and please keep making vids for this character i hate her so much but love the way i would react and makes me laugh
I know people watch you for relaxation......not me. This is better than anything on TV! You are funny, creative and these vids very inspired. You're a riot!
i actually love these videos !!! my mum is pregnant with twins and we get never ending sanctimommys and these are so accurate it's hilarious, you could try one where she's babysitting someone's child woke style love the videos keep them coming xx
I've been traveling Costa Rica for two weeks and we haven't had internet until tonight and I'm so excited because I've missed your videos like crazy and I'm gonna sleep like a baby tonight thanks to you and all your hard work. Thank you so much for all you do for those of us who need this to fall asleep!! Your the BEST and I mean that from the bottom of my heart! ❤
I don't know how this asmr is supposed to help me sleep because I can't stop laughing. But it's ok, I'm sure you're doing your best. ;) I just found your channel a couple weeks ago, but I love your videos. I would toss Harvest out like my trash that she was digging through. But first, I'd take both bars of her gardenia soap because I bet it smells fantastic and it would remind me of my momma. lol
I love you and you are amazing but I swear I would punch Harvest if I met her. lol But you are amazing! And I love these roleplays! Also I'm gonna show this to anyone who asks "what does bless your heart mean?" because this is the best example! :)
I'm right there with you. I'd have to check off almost every single item on that "Bad Mom Checklist." She'd pass out if she had this conversation with me!
The conversation with me "What is it you do?" "Where do you take them everyday?" Me: Work, and school? "You- you have a job?! How can you do that?" Me: I need to eat. "That's terrible!" Me: Well starving is terrible too. ------------------------------ "It's no better than cocaine sweetheart." Me: coffee is way better than cocaine, sweetheart
"The door wasn't too locked..." Oh Mary you're hilarious. Great work!!
Thank you! I love how nothing ever dawns on Harvest. Her neighbor is hiding, and she never figures out why.
I loved that too!
"my daughter haven. she is 41.4 months old." im deaddd
You mean, you can't immediately spout off how old your child is in months? With a decimal. Aw. But I'm sure you're doing your best.
haha i love your videos thanks for responding! :)
Daniel DeMartis she’s not even 4 and she’s already made two houses and the brother is like 7 and is speaking Japanese I’m going to hang myself this is making my 13 year old self feel ashamed that I am not speaking 15 different languages and building houses and doing family yoga😂😂💀
Daniel DeMartis AHAHA
How old wold that be
"Cupcakes. Candy bars. A little slice of cake at a birthday party. That's the gateway drug. The next thing you know, they're freebasing bags of sugar in the alley."
Incredible. This is too, too funny.
I hate it when I see kids freebasing sugar in the alley. The worst... 😔
Definitely. It's all your fault, you know. You and your "harmless" cupcakes.
SouthernASMR Sounds KILL THE CUPCAKES
BUT ONLY WITH GLUTEN FREE, NON TOXIC, FREE FROM, ORGANIC WEAPONS, AND KEEP THEM AWAY FROM PEOPLE UNDER 564.2 MONTHS
You look a lot like Phoebe from Friends!! (loved this video btw, haven't gotten asmr in a while, your voice really triggered it)
I never heard that until I started making these videos! I loved Phoebe on Friends!
radabbo YES! thats it....thats who she reminds me of :)
SouthernASMR Sounds please do a Phoebe role play!!
omg thats what i said
radabbo ikr she does!
How funny would it be for someone to go to Harvest's house and catch her doing all the things she judges everyone else for, haha!
HARVEST IS BACK!!! NAMASTE BITCHES!!!
Future Angelica my exact same thought!
Future Angelica ha ha NAMASTÈ BITCHES
She's only trying to help. I don't know why you can't appreciate that.
SouthernASMR Sounds People need to appreciate us woke moms out there 🙏🏻
Marilyn V. I thought namaste was a good thing?
Harvest probably got beat up a lot when she was younger 😂😂😂😂
That's just because none of the other kids were #woke.
SouthernASMR Sounds HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Heidi Montanez yoongi ❤️️
Yep
@@SouthernASMRSounds Funny, how you make fun of woke narcissists. Most of them have no life & think they are morally superior, when they are anything else.
The door wasn't too locked... 😂
You could make a Mrs Bennet type character from Pride and Prejudice, but with a Southern twist, it would be hilarious! Trying frantically to marry off a flock of daughters. Pha-ha-ha :D
Using "philistine" as an insult is so quintessentially Southern! I love it!
"The door wasn't too locked" yeah and breaking the restraining order isn't too illegal.
😂 😂 😂 😂
Omg, YES, Harvest! She is my FAVOURITE character lol.
Thank you! She's so extra.
EVIE FRYE she just did my nails in the jails
Omg a roleplay where Autumn finds another Sanctimommy who is legit a little more extra than her. "N'Gee paints self portraits since...o yours teaches art for free in a homeless shelter since he was 41.2 months old...wow."
That sounds awesome
This triggers the worst and best in me. I love it. Awesome acting
Thank you! I'm glad you liked it!
So calm, and yet so hostile! I wonder sometimes how these videos would play to someone who didn't speak English. Would it just read as soothing, or would the body language and passive-aggressive tone cross the language barrier? Speaking just for myself, I enjoyed the heck out of this.
(Said she was a selfless giver)(brings two bars of soap) I am only giving you one because I'm not that generous.
She really does look like Phoebe Buffay here 😂❤️ never saw it till now
I love these sanctimommy role plays 😂😂 so funny!!
Thank you so much!
oh my god, I need a video of harvest's meltdown (drinking coffee, holding a pack of pop tarts), that would be amazing :D
It's GREAT to see Harvest again! Thanks for bringing her out from amongst your many other personalities again 😄😄😄
Harvest will NOT be denied, especially after what she found in your garbage.
Yeah, I was definitely hiding behind my curtain 👀 when she came to my house with the breakdown of my garbage report. She's a super creepy neighbor.
Although I want your channel to grow and become famous, I sort of don't want that to happen! I don't want you to become influenced by your viewers or other asmrtists. You are SO unique and your work is truly amazing, please don't ever change!
"Do you have children?"
Me: "I'm 13..."
Same
Is murder still illegal?
Oh my god as soon as you said "not a real mother because you didn't give birth" i lost it
I think that's the first time an asmr roleplay actually pissed me off 🙃😂
I work at a children's party place, and I get parents like this 😂
"why why do you do this?" 😂😂
Oh my...I bet you do! How can you stand it?
SouthernASMR Sounds you smile, go with it, and hope that they tip 😂
My brother used to play soccer when he was younger and you don't understand how many moms acted like this, I would just listen into their conversations and they would be like "omg we totally need our sons to have a play date and feed them quinoa pizza with kale chips!" God they were annoying sometimes.
THEY EXIST OML
You should so a roleplay of you being a grandma and you are telling your grad kids about what is was like and your day!!
Tori's ASMR Tingles please do this!
and just give like a wildly inaccurate perspective on it all! Like 'oh yeah my neighbours adored having me round, they encouraged me to pop over whenevr' etc
Tori's ASMR Tingles yea, but she would need old people makeup!!
Bahahaha! I should do it! "We had to walk TWELVE MILES on our HANDS AND KNEES just to get loose leaf paper for school and dammit, WE WERE GLAD TO HAVE IT! :(
SouthernASMR Sounds 3 miles uphill in the snow without shoes! There and back!
Lmao these harvest roleplays are great. I know people like this, and you've captured them perfectly! It especially pisses me off when people say parents with adopted kids aren't real parents.
Dang! This is ASMR/Comedy GOLD! LOVE IT! xx
Thank you so much! And THANK YOU for the mention in your March video!! You are awesome! :)
SouthernASMR Sounds you are welcome!!! Your videos are wonderful!!! I can't get enough!!! Keep up the excellent work ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Mary is so funny. So creative. I love her videos.
This kinda offended me because I'm adopted and if people ask who my real parents are I always say my mom and dads name that adopted me and even though they didn't breast feed me they are still so loving and caring and they are MY parents!❤️😊
I hate her but love the vid. So true! I really can't stand when people are like this. I would have called the police first thing or warned her to leave
"mmgee the back of the throat" LOL
I was gonna get up and be productive but then I saw this video and thought.... namaste in bed ;)))
Hope McClain oh me too!!😂😂😂
I want to blame Harvest, but her neighbor just stood there and took it for 43 minutes....I am not a violent person, until now :)
😂😂😂😂😂
Harvest is back!! And she stalks the neighbors and digs through their garbage....lmao this is lovely 😂
YAY! I was hoping Harvest would come back! Your characters are so funny and relaxing :)
Thank you! #NamasteBitches
Please do more on Harvest! I love and hate her at the same time!
41.4 months old 😭😭😭😂😂. your roleplays are LIFE 😩😍
YAAAAAAAAAAAYYY! I'm sooo excited to see Harvest again!
She insisted on coming back. After what she found in your trash? Have mercy! (Clutches organic gluten-free pearls)
you probably aren’t checking the comments on older videos, but i wanted to let you know my husband is saying “Nnnnngee” all the time know 😂 he’s slowly learning about harvest as i fall asleep at night lol. thanks for helping us relax! Harvest is our favorite character of yours.
EVERY line of dialog in this is brilliant.
I had the widest grin when you went through that list.
Each word, cuts deep in to my inner being without remorse, and I'm not even a 'mommy' nor a woman.
I know this is supposed to be ridiculous, but I still keep forming retorts in my head lol
i'm just imagining how pissed my mom would be if she was approached by this lady
Syl I read your comment and began to think how my mam would react to this XD She would've decked Harvest in the first ten minutes haha
"Ravioli ravioli, give me the formuoli"
The minute she said anything about my trash I would be calling the white coats. Lol.
87.4 months old! OMG!! 😂😂😂 you killed me.
loved the video! if this women came to my door I probably would have told her to get the fuck out of my house and that if I found out that she was looking through my trash again that I would call the cops on her for trespassing
Jessica Middaugh I subbed to u
XboxprioriteesXP thank you for subscribing!
Oh sweetie. From the sound of it, we need to begin some intensive re-education and training. #KnowBetterJudgeBetter
We have mother's like this in UK. They are so precious.Bless! They call everyone sweet or Hun. They are so holier than thou. This was hilarious.
I feel sorry for them. What are they going to have in their lives after their kids grow up and (theoretically) move away? Their entire sense of self revolves around their kids. They don't seem to have anything else in their lives. It's pitiful, really.
omg...I am laughing again.......thank u for this....lost an old friend the other day and felt so low.....but you make me laugh
Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. :(
I'm glad I could help you smile a little!
Mary...u always do make me smile
The shirt 😂😂 I love this channel
Thank you! (I found the shirt on ebay, if you're interested.)
this kind of humor is invaluable. you are so clever and this is extremely well performed. no one does it like you. thank you for being you
Looks like we've got Kellyanne Momway over here with #fakefood!
Brilliant work, I've been watching your Chanel for a couple of months and think you're definitely one of the best ASMR CZcamsrs. You put so much effort and creativity into your videos, it's fantastic!
I used to have a Sanctimommy in my life. No matter what I did, it was wrong. She was CONSTANTLY harping on consuming things that I didn't grow myself. Anything in any sort of container was poison, and my kids and I were always moments away from death because of it.
These are honestly amazing Mary thankyou so much ❤️❤️ you're my favourite asmrtist and have been since I found you about 14.7 months ago 😝😉
Your roleplays are absolutely brilliant and hilarious, I'm so glad I found your channel, great work! :)
Your roleplays are the best, they are original and very funny, love it!
so glad you made this sequel! Love it!!
This is my first time watching Harvest. Instead of drifting off, I'm lessening my stress with laughter this evening. Love it! 🤣
omg! I love your role plays! So imaginative and creative! *Love love Love*
I Love all your roleplays but especially the sanctimommy ones!❤️ I got so happy when I saw you had done this one👍🏻
How can this relax me & make me laugh all at the same time?! I just adore your videos!
this is literal gold and the best thing ive watched in months
I love this! The 'calming soap' had me in stitches! 😂 Brilliant as always! 👍👌
Your acting/improv skills are incredible and hilarious!!!
but seriously , nobody could make me laugh this hard , good job and please keep making vids for this character i hate her so much but love the way i would react and makes me laugh
Holy crap how have I never seen your videos before?! You're amazing and super funny! Lmao, easily gained a subscriber!
YOU ARE A GODDESS!! This role play killed me lol awesome job 💕
literally love this.
thank you!!!
I've honestly met people like this lol. I love your characters. Keep up the good work 😃
Return of the Harvest! Love your videos, they always help me sleep. c:
Funny as heck and creative as always. So good 👍🏼
Thank you!!
I know people watch you for relaxation......not me. This is better than anything on TV! You are funny, creative and these vids very inspired. You're a riot!
This is great. You play roles so well.
i actually love these videos !!! my mum is pregnant with twins and we get never ending sanctimommys and these are so accurate it's hilarious, you could try one where she's babysitting someone's child woke style love the videos keep them coming xx
Why was she in a coffee shop if she is against coffee?? lol. How do you film this without laughing?
She's back!! I'm excited to watch haha
I've been traveling Costa Rica for two weeks and we haven't had internet until tonight and I'm so excited because I've missed your videos like crazy and I'm gonna sleep like a baby tonight thanks to you and all your hard work. Thank you so much for all you do for those of us who need this to fall asleep!! Your the BEST and I mean that from the bottom of my heart! ❤
Holly Sorter Thank you so much! How was your trip?
You are absolutely hilarious!! I loved this
Can't wait for Mary to reach 100 K one day! This is too good. You are too good!
Sooo in love with your role plays 😂💕
I love this character! She makes me laugh so much!
I don't know how this asmr is supposed to help me sleep because I can't stop laughing. But it's ok, I'm sure you're doing your best. ;) I just found your channel a couple weeks ago, but I love your videos.
I would toss Harvest out like my trash that she was digging through. But first, I'd take both bars of her gardenia soap because I bet it smells fantastic and it would remind me of my momma. lol
I love you and you are amazing but I swear I would punch Harvest if I met her. lol But you are amazing! And I love these roleplays! Also I'm gonna show this to anyone who asks "what does bless your heart mean?" because this is the best example! :)
I'm right there with you. I'd have to check off almost every single item on that "Bad Mom Checklist." She'd pass out if she had this conversation with me!
nobody has acting skills like you in the asmr world. you just know how to drive a story single handedly
Harvest makes me feel like I might drop dead from toxins at any moment! lol!
You WILL, sweetie! You WILL! #RIP
Verlene and Harvest must be good friends
They'd probably both spontaneously combust from the one-upmanship that would immediately ensue if they ever spoke to each other.
We all know this character, and you played her to perfection! x
I really enjoy it. I get a certain sense of satisfaction out of mocking these types of "mommies." UGH
i saw sanctimommy and I screamed. I was like yes! so here i am lol
"Getting high on life, getting high on motherhood!" You nailed this omg.
“I happened to notice, in some of your regular garbage…”😂
Mary you are just golden 💜
Amazing job! This character is my favorite :)
You crack me up! So funny and so relaxing at the same time ❤️
Yes!! Another Harvest roleplay!! ❤
Ahhh gonna try rewatching this ICONIC serious with an even more ICONIC character again without falling asleep
these always give me such a hearty, bitter laugh, lmfao (; thank you for the relaxation, comedy, & ur super vindicating commentary haha
I love this character so much!!
The conversation with me
"What is it you do?" "Where do you take them everyday?"
Me: Work, and school?
"You- you have a job?! How can you do that?"
Me: I need to eat.
"That's terrible!"
Me: Well starving is terrible too.
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"It's no better than cocaine sweetheart."
Me: coffee is way better than cocaine, sweetheart
You know what I would love to see? Harvest getting interviewed by the police after she was “just trying to help” 😂
I always love the passive aggressiveness
i love this character queen
"Free-basing bags of sugar in an alley!" How do you say things like that without cracking up with laughter!
My favorite parts: cancer in a box and a little piece of birthday cake is the gateway drug. You are so funny. I so look forward to your role plays.