Cringey Imagines 3
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#kurtisconner - Komedie
That extra greeting hits different when you're actually subscribed.
Same, I feel important. hahaha
LITERALLY HAHAH
hell yeah
I feel like a vip
It makes me feel important ngl
the cut to him going "despicable meat... shoot..." is funnier than him saying that joke in the actual video
George Stanley i cackled lmao
that whole mf skit
RIGHT???
@@sillymonkey73 at least my fans do smart
Mady 0616 ?
Imagine: You're going to school and hear a faint "howdy folks" you get hit in the head and suddenly you're in Kurtis' basement. You're married now
This sent me 🤣🤣
or it's flowey the flower here to kill you
You been reading my rpff
Imagine: Your in your bedroom it’s late and you hear a faint: Howdy,howdy,howdy you scream and run but sudenllly Kurtis hits you on the head and you fall into his arms and he says gal will you marry me? You scream yessss qween slayyyyyyy the end.
😪
Imagine: kurtis forgets the extra greeting so you run to his house. When you get there, you start violently sobbing and pounding on his door. When he answers the door, Niall pops out of his ear and says, “come on in mate, we’re having filay minion for dinner. kurtis won’t tell us what the secret ingredient is, though.” You look down at the floor, and there is a puddle of blood that’s continuously streaming down the leg of his jeans. Jenna walks out of the living room, and suddenly shouts, “At least my fans do smart!” You have a seizure and collapse on the ground, and Logan Paul comes in to film your body.
THE END
wow disney world could replace every ride they have with this text post and it would feel the same.
What the fuck
lmao
that ending hit me like a bag of wet mice
@@greekmythologyishappierthe3418 lmao what
i find it funny that kurtis didn't even mention the fact that harry's wife already had those divorce papers on hand. she was ready
"WhO yA fiNK GaVe YoU dA TEeF?"
- Harry Styles
should I make that my senior quote??
ᴍɪᴄʜᴇʟʟᴇ, YES!!
@@sophiabozi74 or request an other one just so I have options 😂
ᴍɪᴄʜᴇʟʟᴇ, I also need to do my quote this year. I decided to do a One Direction inside joke. I made a whole list, try making a list of your favs and decide close to writing down the quote. Just an idea.
@@sophiabozi74 haha thanks :)
IMAGINE: Niall teaching you to play guitar but you couldn’t get it right and he takes the guitar and smashes it on your head. You die.
so romantic🤧🤧
ik this is from twitter but it's still hilarious 😂😂
S T A R K A S M i saw it on tumblr and just HAD to comment it
awww 😊💕
Hmmm, I feel like the ending should me more like: now you guys are married
Rewatching this, I'm still impressed that Jenna said that line with a straight face. She deserves an award for that.
It's been three years and it's still fuckin hilarious I don't understand how she managed to do that either
queen behavior
kurtis, as a bully: well, well, well! look who it is, if it isn't the most handsome man i've ever seen ! hah !
gender dysphoria: _evaporates_
that's basically Canadian bullying
can confirm, this is how people bully in Canada
@@momplspickmeupimscared your username....i fell off the bed laughing.
@@suhaneegupta814 are you okay? Did you get hurt?
@@glitchgwen470 Yes, I'm fine. Thank You so much for asking!! This made me so happy!!
i lost it when i heard “i cannot believe you committed suicide”
omg same
Neil breen is the fucking best
reminds me of that "he broke up with me, BY KILLING HIMSELF" tiktok
“i’m gonna shoot this goddamn car fulla holes 🤬🤬😳😤😠🤬😭”
*the neil breen vibes*
When his gf actually plays his gf instead of himself doing so
Michelle absolutely groundbreaking stuff
Our little kid is growing up
Michelle the disappointment
Alappat, too.
Come again?
IMAGINE:
You're walking into the supermarket when suddenly you see Harry Styles. You two suddenly make eye contact. Suddenly, Harry runs at you suddenly fast. Suddenly, he grabs you by the throat and punches you until you die. Harry suddenly says, "watermelon sugar hi" in a heavenly and gorgeous voice suddenly. Suddenly.
relationship goals
@@febreezeofdespairLMAO
more like watermelon sugar bye
The number of times you said suddenly had me dying 😭
@@notsia 😭😭😭
Gotta love how that girl could imagine Harry Styles doing whatever they wanted and still chose to imagine him cheating on her
The insecurity is strong with this one.
no because that was such a trope back in the Wattpad Days™️, it was infuriating
@@kaf-smif”back in the days”? I’m sure this shit is still there 😭
@@kaf-smif yeah, the whole main character or love interest being a victim to add drama is an overused trope on there. at least the cheating one isn't as bad as the r*pe victim main character/love interest trope. its terrible.
can't believe kurtis just risked his life to tell us a despicable me joke :'(
love the profile pic
Even zoomed in Jungkook got us WHIPPED.
worth it
a despicable meme
Oml your profile pic lol
Imagine: ur bully is being mean to you because of your beautiful blue eyes and your long flowing hair and big lips and then Harry styles is there and he takes you to his concert and compliments your dessert leggings
You forgot the part where Jarry stands up to the bully for you and tells them everything amazing about you and then everyone loves you and the bully is sorry and turns out to be in love with you but you ignore him and marry Harry
And then everyone clapped
At least his fans do smart
Abyssal Nightmare *shakes*
@@necromancer8725 yes... *FEAR ME*
As a teacher, if my students ever have some sort of cringey romantic moment I’m so tempted to cheer “true love as teens” 😂
DO IT THAT WOULD BE SO FUNNY
-a teenager
Lmao one of my teachers always loved to “embarrass” kids when they wouldn’t listen to her or they’d talk over her in class 💀💀💀
I can't even imagine how uncomfortable it would be to be the celebrity these were made about
Imagine: You’re walking in the woods. There’s no one around and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him: Shia LaBeouf.
Emma Friend 🥺 true lol
Imagine: He’s following you, about 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He’s gaining on you. Shia LaBeouf.
Imagine: you’re looking for your car, but you’re all turned around. He’s almost upon you now and you can see there’s blood on his face. By god, there’s blood everywhere! Shia LaBeouf.
Imagine: Running for your life (from Shia LaBeouf). He’s brandishing a knife (It’s Shia LaBeouf). Lurking in the shadows. Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf.
That's the dream
Imagine: Curtis Conner whispers into your ear “my guy”
That sounds good but what if Kurtis did it...
curtis konner
Or kurtis whispers “dude” 🤤🤤
who tf is Curtis
Henry Ewing the mayor
There was this imagine I saw once, and it was:
"Imagine Wilbur Soot was teaching you how to play the guitar and then you mess up and he takes the guitar and smashes it over your head and you die"
OMG YES I SAW THAT ONE IT WAS SO FUNNY
I laughed so hard this is underrated
omo there was one with suga from bts too i cannot hhhhhhh
this did not age the wellest
Not him actually doing this
That Irish accent single handedly brought the famine back
Imagine: Kurtis Conner takes you out for drinks at his standup show and then you notice he's bald and you're like kurtis what happened to your hair and he's like what did you think was in your drinks
🥵great story telling
his hair was in my drink?
big uwu
sescksy 🤤😍😩
Lol, that made me laugh more than I expected.
he Jungkooked his Jungkock
No-
wtf
@@kys2049 did u watch the video
@@screamingthroughtime6257 Yes and your comment is gold
dude
@@AnnMarcelino :)
"He giggled in a shout" whenever i read sentences like these i always take pause, its my second language maybe im missing something but no, thank you kurtis, vindication feels good. It was actually hilarious for some reason i wheezed a bit
English is my first language and sentences like the ones in these imagines make me wonder if I'm missing something
Peak Canadian experience is using both British and American pronunciations interchangeably and wondering which one you're supposed to use.
very relatable as an aussie
Very relatable as an indian
very relatable as a crustacean
imagine: you bump into kurtis at starbucks and he says "hey im kurtis" and you respond with "at least my fans do smart." kurtis immediately starts shaking and dies. youve done it. you've killed kurtis conner
he turns into a vibrating puddle of skin and bones and then justin bayber walks out of the fridge to mop him up. justin bayber and kurtis's eyes meet. then justin tosses his skin and bones into a cup and gives it to you, he stares into your eyes and pierces through your brain. everyone claps and you hear your middle school science (biology to be more pacific) yell out "true love as teens!" then you get married to justin in starbucks
damn, i need to make a wattpad account-
@@doll1ly what about the man I just went on a date with :(
@@artdeco777 he is justin bayber
@@doll1ly i would roleplay that
@@doll1ly I'm IN THE BUS, I CAN'T-
kurtis’s green screen is the best thing he ever bought
is this a fellow chloe moriondo fan? :)
Worth every penny
He forgot shoes 😂
I'm dying at him in the car lol
He's putting in work with that green screen this video fr
imagine:
you're a construction worker who forgot all his supplies. luckily, a smexy lady with the biggest badonkadonks you have ever seen is on the site, offering to help you:
"would you like... another nail... sir?"
NOT GOAT STORY
OMIGOSH😱
Im edging so hard to this comment right now
this is entrapta and hordak's lovestory come onn
YOU FUCKING GOT ME I wasn't expecting the goat story ending
as someone with aphantasia, I love Kurtis's videos. if it weren't for him, I could never "imagine" these imaginative scenarios; truly a hero amongst society
Y/n: Jungkook what was in that steak?
Jungkook: Jungcock
i-
I'm-
I'm s-
we dont speak of it maam
STOPPPPPP DMCNNSCA
Bullies: look at the nerd she's got big eyes and lips
The nerd: 👁️👄👁️
LMAOOO
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
🧿👄🧿
Im iN pAaAiIiiINnnNnNNnN 👁💧👄💧👁🤚
Lol this is under appreciated
Is nobody going to talk about how good that junkook/despicable me joke was? It was literally so funny and made me laugh a lot.
10:31 and the he crawls in your ear, you yell at him to stop but he is in there
imagine: you're at a date with kurtis, he grabs your hand and looks at it. "you have such pretty hands, y/n~" he whispers in your ear in a low voice. you blush as he starts kissing and biting it, he suddenly eats it. you wake up in his hair and sigh, it was a dream, you're still a lice.
😫😫😫
I believe you've written a fanfiction before
@@anapm712 ive been caught
😰😰Glad I'm still a lice mate
@@Quaintrellee hey lol we have good profile pics 😻😻
Kurtis saying “stupid joke” every time he makes a dumb pun is the reason that I’m in love with him
Reuben Leonard I‘m only here because of Natsu
But did yall know that LOGIC IS BIRACIAL
Omg y’all should check out fairytailimaginesdaily if u like ft😂
Same
Reuben Leonard I like your pfp I just finished fairy tail and currently reading 100 year quest :!
It is now my life goal to meet Kurtis and say, “at least my fans do smart,” two years later.
9:55 Why does the bully sound like he has a praise kink???
Imagine:
You’re in Kurtistown just vibin and the curly haired, hawaiian shirt wearing mayor is in town to give YOU an extra greeting
Piage Fabez 😂💀
I read that as curry haired and was like "Who-"
Kurtis: *reads Jungkook imagine* "I'm not gonna believe that someone actually imagined that"
Kpop wattpad writers: *nervous sweating*
Jose Rosario omg so true lmao
i saw somewhere someone wrote about hobi shoving sprite up his ass.. it scared me a lot.
ᴄᴏᴡʙᴇʀʀʏ what the actual fuck
I saw one where jungkook fell in love with his daughter but it’s like you where suppose to be the daughter 😭
@@cowbearrie wtf 😂😂😂 you know what i am not even suprised
the jungkook one made me so violently uncomfortable that i had to take a break from watching the video and now i can’t stop thinking about it, some random person scarred me permanently so thanks for that
14:37 I can’t imagine how long it must’ve taken them to record that entire bit without cracking up
Imagine: you are on a date with Kurtis Conner at Chuck e Cheese’s. Kurtis won’t stop staring at your eyes. “Wow, Y/N, your eyes is so pretty.” You giggle “thanks, Kurt.” He suddenly jumps over the table and gets close your face. He grabs your eyeballs, and rips them out of your sockets right there infront of the giant rat.😍😍🥺
wow that was so beautiful it made me cry 😭✨🥺😫
Goals ❤️❤️
awww so cuteeeeeee 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
D'aww..
Was it the giant rat that makes all of the rules?
Kurtis’ Irish accent sounds alarmingly like Goobie
i can't--
Conspiracy theory Kurt is IS Goobie
His WHAT accent
@@lynnielie8312 7:29
gru x goobie
niall horan crawling inside your ear. you tell him to stop but he is in there
always has me rolling on the floor crying-laughing
I habitually said "bless you" when he sneezed at the end. Omg I haven't laughed so hard in a while after he said "Thank you." Needed that.
Imagine: Kurtis Conner is doing an Irish accent. He ends up sounding like all of the Beatles combined into one person
HE DOES WTH
IKR
@@hana-bp6ep underrated comment
he's accidentally aimed a little too far to the east with that
the Beatles are scouse-
kurtis holds you and whispers to your ear: *FOLKS*
Egenaz Sarı EYE-
@@ninimad well i'm flattered thank you
Then he enters your ear. You tell him to stop but he is in there.
@@goeeey well that escalated quickly
*slaps you in the face* CLAP
3:25 missed opportunity to put a Barbie dream house 😞
imagine your at kurtis' funeral and a video of a slap cam incident is played on the screen, shortly followed by the incineration of his coffin
6 AM HOT DOG 6 AM HOT DOG 6 AM HOT DOG
imagine: your are with kurtis and then he said “hey babey, you mind putting your feet in my cabinets for an art project?” you died after that.
liv yours made me laugh at the end so thank you
I approve of this imagine
this made me scream
Eric Andre lmaoo
@@Elizabeth-kq4gh so ur a person of culture
I’m determined to meet you and say “at least my fans do smart”.
Same tho
I want to sat yesteryear 😂😂😂
@Yunita Fatikhasari and dragging the person i used to be
I thought I was the only one
Same
8:50 some wattpad stories Be like
"Woah! Watch out! There's a new sherrif in town, and he's fresh outta chill! Ouch, my thumb cracked."
This would look really good as a quote at the top of a Villains Wiki article lmao
Imagine:
You see Kurtis Conner and Neil Breen at 7/11. You have a heart attack. They don’t attend your funeral
Amber Ashley Imagine Neil Breen making a movie about your death where he time travels to try and save you but end up blowing up the entire world, then Neil proposes to Kurtis and they fly to Venus and spend the rest of their life together.
i would have a heart attack if i saw neil breen in public
adeline wurzer I just can’t believe he exists outside of my screen, in the real world, as a real human
simply sarah I am imagining that, and I like it. I ship it
this the most realistic imagine I’ve ever read
Imagine:
Kurtis wrapping his hand around your throat as he bellows "HI FOLKS." The life draining from your eyes. The last thing you see is the twinkle of Kurtis' nose ring in the glistening sunlight. You close your eyes. You've been liberated from the shackles of life.
love the detail in this
Amazing, a tear just fell from my eye
I've been dreaming about this for the past 6 years
You're such a tease.
*nut*
I come back every few days just to see kurtis giggling in a shout : 'you get a visit from the tickle monster' in his award winning Irish accent
Imagine: You name your child after a animal crossing character.
Cephalobot
a n k h a
@@yejiluvrr best islander tho
imagine: you're celebrating your first anniversary with kurtis conner!!! he opens up a jewelry box and there's a pearl necklace!!! "kurtis, i love pearls so much!" you exclaim and giggle. "y/n, those aren't pearls. those are my teeth". you look up and scream. his gummy smile is the most perfect smile you've ever seen. you buy a house and raise three beautiful children together
Why would you make me read that
And there all called Hamlet.
I-
I didn't have to read this but fuck yea i did
Toes aren’th pearlss, rose areth my teef
Imagine: Kurtis Conner says “folks” and claps you into oblivion
instead of clapping he just beats the shit out of you
🤤🤤🤤🤤
Instead of clapping with his hands its an ass-clap and you die instantly
I'd say thank you daddy
😳
8:16 best part lmao
Your wife saying "at least my fans do smart" killed me
As a middle school teacher- I vow to now yell “true love as teens!” at least once in my career.
as a middle schooler i better hear that if i get a girlfriend in the year and a half i have left
@@sp0rkb018 Best of luck to you!
Please let us know how that goes with your kids, as a middle schooler, I promise they’ll like it, just let us know how it goes anyway
@@iliketoeatbatteries8122 well first I have to find some true love to point out- which is quite difficult during Covid. But love finds a way I guess. We shall see.
@@rachelmcdonough1506 yeah that’s true, good luck though regardless
imagine: ur at a kurtis conner show. u stand up and say “at least my fans be smart”. kurtis starts to shake. the crowd stands and starts to chant it with u. “at least my fans be smart. at least my fans be smart. at least my fans be smart.” kurtis falls to the floor convulsing. his fans really do be smart indeed.
L T this comment deserves every award
hello very good comment but idk if you noticed or did it on purpose I am not trying to sound rude sorry but I think it says at least my fans do smart I think?? instead of be smart is do smart uh yeah sorry idk if you did that on purpose or not but ,,,, aaa bye
then everybody starts clapping
@@sbennett6348 it's an imagine, not a real story you fucking brainlet
@@speepeal3785 who tf said it was a real story i think theyre aware, just adding on for jokes. and jesus you are such a snowflake chill out
Kurtis’s shout-giggle is one of the single funniest things I’ve ever heard.
Imagine: you meet kurtis conner on the street, he offers you an extra greeting. You explain that you aren't subscribed and he starts shaking and dying. That'll do it, kjrtis conna is dead now
Imagine: your mother tells you to get ready as she’s sold you as a slave. You get downstairs to meet your new owners.
There stands Kurtis, Drew & Danny. You’re now re named Greg, fed extra greetings for breakfast while being called stinky on a daily basis 🥺 life is good
Ahhhhh perfect.just perfect.
sounds like paradise
Your average Wattpad story plotline.
Why u say it like they aren't the same person
Kinky?
Kurtis: I’m going on tour
COVID-19: No you ain’t
#teamscorbunny how it feels to say COVID-19 instead of coronavirus: 😎 🧑✈️🕴🕺
#teamscorbunny I would like this but it was at 69 so I was obligated to comment instead :)
@@CarmenLopez-oh1hf I just call it the beer virus. lol
Moonbunxbaby no it’s:🧠👨🔬👨🏫
"You come home to see him in another woman bed" Like just image one day you come home and your bed if fucking replaced by some random guys bed
the fact that the girl in the bed with harry was Kurtissssss from episode gets me every time
I'm convinced that every imagine is put through a translator, then re-translated before posting it.
I was literally thinking the same thing just a couple of minutes before finding your post, haha
Or they wrote it in another language and translated to english??
Stylorum vexare cogitet in lectulo. brachia manicis te ridens dixit "ad gaudendum" Est nox ulla before melius. Your satisfaction does not follow ullus lies. Tuna assumes an aliquot of a whole ten lines. Raise the pile of condoms quickly and do not remove them. - Screw candy? cum dicitinis cachinnant. And tunc praises the pleasure. now that's not the actual imagine i typed tho, the actual imagine i type was: Imagine harry styles is in your bed. handcuffs on you wrists, he laughs and says "time to have fun" it's going to be the best night ever. You thought it couldn't get any better. Then he takes his pants off, he takes yours off too. He grabs a box of condoms and he then says. "want a lollipop?" he says with a giggle. And then the fun commenses. I think the poorly translated one makes more sense then that one tho
This is like Wattpad Allstars
@@skits2773 ...yes
Ok, but nothing beats "imagine: Niall Horan crawling inside your ear. You tell him to stop, but he is in there"
I'm irish and Kurtis, your award was well deserved. Congrats king ❤
Imagine: you are eating ungodly amounts of plain white bread, when Harry styles walks in the room. He promptly walks out, groaning about how much he regrets marrying you.
Imagine: you're walking in the woods. there's no one around and your phone is dead. out of the corner of your eye you spot him
Shia Leboeuf
Shannon Dean 😂😂 wow this took me back
BBBHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf!
BEARTRAP
Quiet quiet
imagine:
after gru killed kurtis, logan showed up to his house crying to film his dead body
HAHAHAGAHS I CHOKED ON MY WATER
@@sleepysnjomen707 be sure not 2 die or else logan will film ur ded bodt
Logan pail?
his filay minions help him
BAHAHAAAA
Boomer humor: I hate my wife
Millennial humor: I hate my life
Gen Z humor: _filay minion_
E
i think this is genuinely kurtis’ most rewatchable video of all time
Imagine if you wanted to go to heaven... but god said
"you did that jungkook imagine"
This is underrated 💀
That was horrible (I’m an army and wtf did I witness)
@@afellowturtle2119 Hi, an army. I'm Doodle DeVore.
Well deserved
@@afellowturtle2119 same man..
Imagine: you’re walking in the woods. There’s no one around and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him: Shia LeBeouf 😍😍🥵🥵
I wish this would happen to me 😍😍
this is a song lmao
You’re running for the your life its shia lebeouf hes brandishing a knife its shia lebeouf. Eating all the bodies. Actual cannibal shia lebeouf
Katie Biedron
Ah, your leg! IT’S CAUGHT IN A BeAr tRaP!!!
WAIT HE ISNT DEAD, Shia Suprise
Kurtis at 3:06 “I don’t want to be too mean..” *proceeds to make fun of outfit* 😭😭🤣🤣
Imagine:
you say your fans do smart
the whole comment section:
*violently shakes*
Imagine: you’re in kurtis’s ear while on a date to his show with your nerdy flowing hair and whisper “at least my fans do smart” Kurtis begins convulsing. He then melts into a puddle on stage as all his audience starts to mop it up. With blood on your hands you give one last “clap” in his honor as you whisper yee-yee while you melt into a very pacific Logan Paul shaped puddle as well, becoming one puddle for eternity.
excuse you I like my nerdy flowing hair
"At least my fans do smart" got me
👏🏻👏🏻
I’m crying😭 so beautiful
I feel like you got a bot to watch this one video and randomly generate words to form a comment.
Imagine: Kurtis Conner is imagining you. You feel a shiver, like someone is walking over your grave. He gives you an extra greeting
U win the comments
i felt that deep in my soul
Wonderful
I love this 😂
Kurtis it’s about time for imagines 4, you do one every year
Imagine:
Jungkook sensually walked over to you and pinned you to the wall. You gasped, slightly blushing. With slightly parted lips you let out a soft noise. Jungkook slipped his rough fingers into your mouth, choking you till your lungs give out. Eventually you fall to the floor, too weak to fight back. Jungkook stomps on you and walks away leaving you to bleed out on the floor
Wow, that was so emotional, I'm moved. Thank you for that😔💃
fair enough
Imagine: Kurtis adds a third extra greeting in his videos specifically for you
Kinky
Omg
woah, you don't know what you're doing to me man🤤
OH GOD
I really need this
Imagine:
"It's so good to see you again." The words send shivers down your spine. You look over your shoulder shyly, feet turning in toward each other.
"H-h-hi, Kurtis."
Kurtis takes off the head of his teletubby costume to look you in the eyes. "Welcome to Kurtistown."
jan s thanks i hate it!
👉👈
U///w///U
You just made my minion gru
the way he says burgundy makes it feel like a slur 2:49
Just going back through some classics and when you say “that’s despicable” I laughed out loud so hard. Thank you for these gems
“It’s not cheating if it’s on a different bed” - kurtis conner 2020
I coincidentally read this at the same time kurtis said it
“And then they all clapped.” Is the nail in the coffin.
For some reason I thought a window specialist was the window cleaner and thought about a someone taking their date to see the city skyline.
Justin: "At least my fans do smart." *Mic drop*
Interviewer: *vibrates violently*
💀💀💀help-
The interviewer turned vibrate mode on
imagine...
you’re at the supermarket, dressed super casually in a full face of makeup and hair completely done. (you’re wearing SWEATS, so it balances out)
ALL OF A SUDDEN out of practically nowhere, HARRY STYLES popped out of no where!
you make eye contact with him as he’s looking at the watermelons. you wink at him.
he then throws the watermelon at you and screams
“WATERMELON SUGAR DIE”
Ngl that’d be crazy dude 😳 omg lol 😂 like what if that happened 🤪😂😂 watermelon 🍉 sugar 💀 die xDddddd
If only Harry styles threw a watermelon at me.
TAsTeS LiKe dEaD bOdiEs
I AM ACTUALLY CHOCKING THIS IS HILARIOUS
@@dannydebatable *ON A DYING EVENING*
it’s been over a year and i’m still wondering how kurtis survived that violent shaking😳😳
"At least my fans do smart" should be the new call for subscription
I love when Kurtis tries to not laugh at his own jokes
hey, buddy, you are amazing :)
Imagine: Kurtis actually believes he is going to perfrom live in april and may 2020
imagine: kurtis performs
😂😂😂 such hope, so sweet and naive
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Imagine: Your watching this video and you subscribe immediately when you hear that extra greeting. Then Kurtis comes to your door and says, “thank you” and he makes you a CZcams channel but you were actually his 1 millionth subscriber.
If a teacher says "true love as teens" their probably being sarcastic and expect you to break up soon