FAKE DEEP 2
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About a year ago I made a video called "Deep Content That Isn't Deep At All" and I've wanted to make a sequel for a long time now, so here it is! I hope you can hold your breath cuz we're going deep...FAKE DEEP!!!!! WATCH ENJOY LAUGH THANKS
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comment "i can feel something down there" if ur reading this
#kurtisconner - Komedie
hey watch this video again
First reply on a pinned comment? This is pretty deep
wonderful
HAHSHSHA
watch it again 🙃
thanks lydia🧚🏻♀️✨🌸🦋💞🌈
_She was a poem._
_He was Jared, 19._
I see you too are a man of culture
sometimes I wish I was Jared
whoa a man of culture 🥴
😭
shit also said this i hadn't seen this 😔
she was an extra greeting, but he was that one time 😔
yo this is smart as hell😭
This is the best one yet
Underrated
that's the deepest one yet bruh 😔
Underrated plsss 😭😭
she was like a rare pokémon…
…but he didn’t have the balls.
Why there's no comment😂😂😂I'm dying on this one
Deez 🌰s
Jaysus CRAUT
It would be twice as deep if you said "shiny pokemon"
dang man 😮💨
As funny as AI voices can be, there's this magical feeling of knowing that a real person had to sit down, read, and record these awful joker quotes that just cannot be replicated.
I am really surprised he didn't laugh while doing that haha
@@crowdlycrow3632we don't know how many retakes it took :)
Right? Exactly my thoughts!
@@crowdlycrow3632anyone creating that video wouldn’t know what there is to laugh at.
Seriously though and I wonder if that guy laughed or cringed at those awful joker quotes since they're awful....
she was a flower, but he had seasonal allergies.
headkicks (i love your pfp, ok im out)
she was a sock, but his legs were amputated.
😔
That’s deep lowkey
he's gay?
''She gave him the divorce papers''
''But he made a Tik Tok''
Okay, this is the best one
She tokthkids
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT HE WOULD SAY
@@payaldhauria5483 tiktokids?
@@rem3e yup
As a 13 year old, I can confirm that I have never been sad up until recently. Actually, once you turn 13 you experience a medical condition called “ big sad “. Big sad is when you remember everything in you last that would have made you sad. This makes you big sad. Some people like to together sad.
Oh L
I love this comment. Let’s together sad
i am not 13 yet, so i have not been sad ever. except for every time i have been sad.
let's together sad :(
Damn… a Drew Gooden reference
both my parents died when i was 5. luckily, i wasn't 13 yet.
Sorry to hear that about your parents. Is everything ok?
@@firefly5934 eh not really but i'm coping
Bro twinsies both of my bio parents died when I was 6
I’m very sorry for your loss though
aw i’m sorry for your loss hope you’re holding up okay
@@entrapta.exe_That’s good
She was an extra greeting
but he wasn't subscribed
underrated
Yata underrated comment
This is so deep.
😂😂😂😂
Bruuu
she was an extra greeting, but he wasn't subscribed :'(
That's the best one !
You win the award for “Most Kurtis.”
The only one that actually works
Gold
@@he.said.teenjiejer I've dedicated 23 years to attaining this prestigious award xx
I like that canonically, Kurt has been filling in for Kurtis for 2 years past his death
The kurtisverse
WAIT , WHAT -?
I NEED THE CONTEXT , PLEASE -!
@Ded_Girl- Did you not see the video? Kurtis died during it and Kurt takes over
@@blokvader8283 OH -! I- I Guess I Didn't Finish It -..
@@_F_Me_ I'll take "That's what she said" for 500, Alex..
“I use comedy as a defensive mechanism so I don’t have to confront my own issues.” Might be the most relatable thing ever.
That's so deep man
Read that again.
She was a poem
But he couldn't read
For he was Jared
And he was 19
underrated comment :')
Underrated
Beautifully written
damn that was deep
Just take my like...
She was a subscriber, but he didn’t give her an extra greeting
Now THAT'S deep!
Too soon 😞
Damn! You gotta post a warning before shit like this!
Spencer Allegra sorry 😔
😔😔😔😔 damn thats so deep im sad
“She gave him the divorce papers, but he couldn’t read.”
Got me dying😂
i think about "she was a peanut, but he was allergic to peanuts" so often and i sometimes say it with my friends and they go "what the fuck"
Wtf
she was the extra greeting... and he was the “i found the best actor on tik tok” video
#kurtisconneriscancelledparty
lmaooo
what more can i say
She was buying celery I was buying rosé
Rosie Hill now this... this is definitely in the deep end
“She was a poem. But he couldn’t read. His name is Jared. And he’s nineteen.”
😂
And he never learned how to fucking read
And he never learned how to fucking read. :/
And she’s 6 years old
When his parents built a very strange machine
As kids, we think of batman as a hero.
as adults, we realize that lego batman is the best movie he appeared in.
Read that again
Its true. 100%
I physically choked when the voice actor started reading the quotes
Truly a modern masterpiece
she was a bicycle
but he didnt have legs
This is the best/most random one yet
Piperus Gry ops so random OWO
But he was pewdiepie
-Rupi Kaur
I- 😂
She was a poem
And he was Jared, 19
For she was a poem
But he could read
For he was Jared
And he was 19
@@lpsquestie3495 lmao that’s from someone else’s comment
@@starrymilkk Yeah I know. It's cool tho
I find it ironic that the guy who made that vine and Joe Keery were in a movie together
So sad
6:31 this guy saying "when i woke up your so fucking dead" is so funny to me. Props to the guy the did the voice
“she was ____, but he was ___” is actually the best meme template
*He thought she was bae*
*But she was just fam😔🤟*
He thought he was JOKEing but she was mrs JOKE
Lol
The hands the wrong way around
Bro!
sweet home alabama
Look hes so proud of himself for remembering our extra greeting this time
I was going to cancel him again
King
Faissal's Animation ik he’s so cute
HE DOES HAHHAAHA
that's his duty as the mayor of Kurtis Town that's what is expected from him stop praising Kurtis for giving us OUR extra greeting
Noah Centineo sitting at home filling out Mad Libs, like “hey that could make a great caption on the socials.”
13:36
The submarine joke works once again
"she was a poem.... But his name is Jared, he's 19"
He doesn't know how to *F U C C I N G* read
@@juliettemercado9918 its a vine
@@juliettemercado9918 jesus christ
i swear to god this was the first thing i thought of.
Juliette Mercado
ew tik tok? ur either too young or ur an uncultured swine >:(
she was an extra greeting
but he wasn’t subscribed
LMAO
ajshshah
🥺
Hit too hard 😔
you say that but....the extra greeting isn't guaranteed even if you are subscribed
NO NOT THE SUBMARINE 😭
7:49 can confirm, i just turned 13 and the second the clock struck 12 on my birthday the only emotion i've felt was debilitating and uncontrollable sadness. thanks curd!
Love some good lemon kurt
@@sholem_bond kurtled milk
How does it feel to be 14 now
@@jimmymushrooms420 it is not better
she was milk and honey
but he was lactose intollerant
and a vegan
That's was so deep i couldn't read
Omg I’m literally crying and shaking rn 😭😰
ThaTS nOt VeGaN
She was a poem
But he was a white supremacist
Damn...😢
she was a milk
and he was lack toes in toddler ant 💯💯💯💯
Lack toast in otter ant! 🔥🔥🔥
Deep ✊
Lac tos in toll rant
We live in a sauce eye yet tea
We live in sauce
The voice actor was probably hella confused when you sent him inspirational quotes to voice 💀💀💀
She was obtuse
But he was acute
She was music
But he had no headphones
She was a mummy
But he wasn't an archaeologist
She was a fan base
But he was the film's executive producer
She was not up to code
He was a health inspector
She was a abstract film
But he is 3
The joker quotes are like the incel version of a minion meme
Lmao
This is so viscerally accurate?
YES I got those vibes immediately with the whole "i hate women" bits
Lmao accurate.
You are so spot on lmao 😂
*“She was a poem,*
*but his name was Jared.”*
Jared 19
U stole the other comment 😾
idiot sienna hi hi lol me No. I did see it after though, and there’s was funnier as well
it’s hard to think that somewhere far in the future no one will understand this 😔
hi im jared, 19 and i never learned how to read
NAH HES BRINGING UP THE SUBMARINE LMFAO
"She was an extra greeting...
But he wasn't subscribed."
She was a "folks".. he was a clap
Someone already made this joke
“80% of boys have girlfriend, 20% have brain” just say you’re lonely and go
@Kaya Lambertus i suppose that would fall under having a brain. the straights played themselves.
@@FissionCube Careful, you might upset a het
Love your profile picture!
At least he have brain
The first version of that meme I ever saw read, "...other 30% are having a brain" (the %s/math in it was also wrong) and I've just loved that phrase ever since.
"What's wrong?"
"Oh nothing, I'm just having a brain today" 😕
“he was a skater boy, she said see you later boy, but she couldn’t see”
best one yet
I CAN'T
But she was jared 19
Lauriannah B. and she never fuckin learned how to read 😔
So deep in my ass
7:52 as a twelve year old i can confirm i have never been sad in my entire live
@@ylva4313 holy crap
NEVER??
@@whatthefuckisthis.. its a joke
I’ll come back next year to offer my condolences 😔
@@valeevee Yes thank you i can now confirm that the minute i turned 13 i instantly got depression ☹
i used to send that “she was a poem, but he couldnt read” steve harrington picture to my friends all the time, and i know in my heart they hated me for it. thats fucking hilarious
_”She was a_ *poem*
_But he couldn’t_ *read”*
Cause he’s Jared, 19-
Joline Taylor and he’s stuck in quarentine 😎
And he never learned how to fucking read
Riley Podschweit when his parents built a strange machine
Bonsai Gecko watch that scene dig in dancing queen
@@proserpinabringerofdeath5935 ayy macarena
He was spilt lipstick
But she was a Valentina white bag
*valentino
LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO BAG!!!
Read that again
Whwhawhawha LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG?!
Lol
I wonder what those Joker videos would be if they used actual quotes from the Joker
man that submarine joke lmao
"She was a poem...but he couldn't read."
"She was his passed hamster....but he wasn't 13."
lmao
He was Jared, he was 19
this is too deep
but i cant read
best comment
when his parents built a very strange machine
she was a scream
but his head was under water
She was really into horoscopes
But he was a Homestuck
“She was a
But his”
hello eridaaaan
He drowned 😩😩😩
AAAAAA
That James Cameron joke hits a bit different now lol.
joker quotes r the dark equivalent to minion memes
“She was shallissa,
But he saw Beyoncé”
I don’t take any questions
IF YOU DONT GET THIS UR A SLAVE TO THE MEDIA 👏👏👏👏😤😤👊👊👊👊👊
@@tall_child3214 stan vine lmao
@@tall_child3214 yep that's me. dont get it.
He told her she looked like Beyonce, but she Shallis-saw something else
I feel blessed since I know what this means
“She was Neil Breen.......but he was a laptop.”
Omg haha
😂😂😂😂
im laughing so hard this is the funniest thing I've read today
best one yet 💀😂
lol love this!
Kurtis' intro to this video aged like the titanic
Watching the submarine intro the day the OceanGate pod got discovered as a crumpled tin can:
she was chicken nuggets, but he only had 69 cents :(
Hell even if he was a trillionare I'd decline! How dare he try to buy me
@@JustNuggie LMAOO
😂😂😂
Alright everyone, we can close the Internet now; we’ve peaked here.
@@JustNuggie damn, can't like. has 69 likes and i still can't afford to like
“She was a peanut . . . But he was allergic to peanuts” made me laugh way harder than it should have
For me it was 'she was a poem...but he was a dumbass!' 😂😂😂But that whole sequence was comedy gold! So we have to give OP credit for posting it after all...I guess 😉
So, no one has seen Stranger Things? :(
•『 Local Trashmouth 』•
We have but the picture is still stupid lmfao
Thank for spolering vido
SauceAmericano why did you click on the the comments, clearly they would spoler the vido
10:34 i just laughed at this for like a minute straight and now my back aches so thanks kurtis!! 😇
This video deeper than that submersible fr
My brain is imploding from the deepness
she was a meme, but he's an ifunny watermark
D E E P
# deep
Kirby John Arroyo #deepcontent 💔🖤
*I SPOT AN IFUNNY WATERMARK.*
deep 💔💔
she was an extra greeting, but he was “I Found the Best Actor on TikTok”
That one hurt man too soon
this is too deep man
So deep😩😫😫😞😫😫😓😢😓❤️😔💔😓😫😩😫😂😶😶😂😓😂
Okay.Whatever too soon 💔
Too soon man...too soon 😭
“When u turned 13 u learned a new emotion, sadness”
My friend’s dad: un-dies
the way the voice actor shakily said “BIIITCH?” almost made me burst into tears of laughter thank you sm for this content
6:47
I feel like they were either super embarrassed, almost about to burst into laughter, or both.
Or "it's a girrrrrl." 💀
That was hilarious...🤣
she was a poem, but he couldn’t read. his name was jared, and he’s 19.
And he never fuckin' learned how to read
when his parents built a very strange machine
Vine reference!
😂😂😂😂
What does this say,, cant read
“She was a dog
But he couldn’t dog 💔”
She was a modern woman
But he was her skeleton
"I told him let's get this bread
but he was gluten free 😔✋🏾"
He had celiacs lmao
you mean gluten intolerant
F
F
is it alright if I make this my Insta bio ?😂
She was a poem, but he was Jared 19 and never learned how to read.
LMAOOO
💔 💔 💔
This comment is underrated
Rip vine
Master piece
the saddest love story ever
In the thumbnail "but he couldn't read" got me DYING knowing Steve
About turtles, their shells are connected to their spine directly, their shell is technically a bone in their body
She was meat
but he was the vegan teacher
LMAO
she was a minority
but he was the vegan teacher
same meaning ess
childe? 😨
I can allreaddy hear her breaking down doors with the might of Zeus, getting ready to smite down the none religious whilst stuffing her dog with tofu and yelling at wild animals for eating the forbidden substance, that is meat!
I would like the comment because it’s hilarious but it’s at 666 likes…
I like how 99% of those Joker quotes were clearly written by incels
So frustrating god I hate those weirdos
They're like radical feminists both so annoying
Lilly Jane don’t compare feminists to incels.
@@Alex-kj9vg oh really cause they don't behave exactly the same
Lilly Jane Ok lilly did he pick you yet?
We should all recognize Kurt Conner for keeping up with the channel after Kurtis's untimely death in 2020. We thank you for all your hard work.
U troll lol
6:30 I'M FUCKING WHEEZING
"He was a man.
But she was a woman."
-me, a becoming poet
😔😞😭 my gosh bro that's just...
D
E
E
P
I can't read :(
"and he was gay...
like yo momma."
Can I make it any more obvious?
@@face4666 lmfaoo
She was a genius who made incredible inventions that could potentially change the tri-state area
But he was a platypus wearing a fedora
This is my favourite one
There’s 104 days of self isolation-
one question. What is the tri-state area?
The profile pic really makes this
the best fuckign comment oh my god
To echo a version of it I saw:
She was a poem
But he couldn't read
His name is Jared, he's 19
He never got to read #23 for the class 😔
Watching this in 2023 and hearing Kurtis mention the submarine was not something that i anticipated when i woke up today
Shout out to that voice actor who must have been hella confused when Kurtis gave him his script
I could only picture this dude laughing to himself 30 times before getting a good take
i would LOVE to listen to the outtakes and in-between-takes full of laughter and bewilderment
I saw this comment at the beginning of the video and I was like uh wtf but ah yeah I definitely agree...
One dancing joker given
Or he is the type of person that sees weird stuff like that and is completely fine with it cuz its funny
She was a pandemic. He was a government characterized by incompetence and poor infrastructure.
Now that's a long term relationship
corona to the us 😔✊
Awwww cmon, now people are gonna turn this comment into a battleground
@@PT-on-YT I know. I've created a monster.
@@penelopeclaire539 You lost social credit score.
I farted exactly at 1:12 right when the fart noises occurred.
And *that's* deep.
Holy shit Kurtis had no business throwing it back like that god damn
she was the society, but he was the joker
The other way round works too. 😂
But we live in a society
I'm da Joker baby
@@ZoyaYeah the society doesn't accept him or whatever
Hahaha I love this
She was a slice of cheese. But he was lactose intolerant
Rosebud 😞
Damn bro thats deep 😣😖😕
She was a tasty burger. But he was vegan
13 year old girls who listen to Billie Eillish are crying right now
😔
I remember watching this video two years ago when I had no idea what stranger things was and seeing that Steve and Nancy thing. Now I’m a hardcore fan:) 3.08
saaame omh
She was a water tribe princess
He was a water tribe boy
She became the moon
That’s rough, buddy
STOPPP
This is the best comment
ISKSJAJAHAJAHXZKZ
Poor Sokka
ouch.
“She was a poet, but he was dyslexic”
So this is great XD
Nathan Jones Why did I picture Bella Thorne lmao
And that’s on Bella Thorne
Percy jackson *cough*
Could I make it anymore obvious?
Bro the submarine 💀💀💀
“Born to shit.”
_pauses for sad_
“Force to wipe😢😢”
imagine finishing a book and the last line is “read that again”
No fckn way-
that's actually kinda cool? 😭😭
And it was like the length of a hairy potter book
Harry*
@@zoegiligan8290 ur 19 and ur name is Jared huh?
“She was the divorce papers... but he couldn’t read” IM DEADDDD
Yeah supa deeeeep
“I haven’t gotten a haircut in a while, and nether have you!” XD so true!!!
“He was a poem, but he couldn’t read.”
His is name Jared and he’s nineteen
she was a lesbian,
but he thought she was american :(
DAMN IT! YOU BEAT ME TO IT!🤣
LMAO
what
Lmfaooo
@@sierrahale804 it is a meme, look up “i thought you were american”
THE VOICE ACTOR SAYING "BIIITCH?" AS THE JOKER S E N T ME
I rarely laugh out loud and when I saw your comment I was like "it cant be THAT funny"; a few seconds later he said it and I LOST IT.
i actually laughed out loud omfg
*_biiiiiiitch?_*
"she was the poem,
but he was blind."
My favourite Noah Centineo quote: "bimbo flying someone catch her!"
Kurtis looks like a cool mushroom.
r/rareinsults but its rare compliments
yes
a mushroom on mushrooms
Well, he is a really fungi
he’s like a cool dad as a mushroom but he’s not a dad or a mushroom