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  • čas přidán 29. 05. 2020
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    About a year ago I made a video called "Deep Content That Isn't Deep At All" and I've wanted to make a sequel for a long time now, so here it is! I hope you can hold your breath cuz we're going deep...FAKE DEEP!!!!! WATCH ENJOY LAUGH THANKS
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  • @lydiasuber4283
    @lydiasuber4283 Před 4 lety +77605

    hey watch this video again

  • @allenic
    @allenic Před 4 lety +4058

    _She was a poem._
    _He was Jared, 19._

    • @redacted5078
      @redacted5078 Před 4 lety +168

      I see you too are a man of culture

    • @ck7
      @ck7 Před 4 lety +80

      sometimes I wish I was Jared

    • @destroyakira
      @destroyakira Před 4 lety +29

      whoa a man of culture 🥴

    • @Ashak2001
      @Ashak2001 Před 4 lety +6

      😭

    • @sarasanz197
      @sarasanz197 Před 4 lety +6

      shit also said this i hadn't seen this 😔

  • @kiradozier5795
    @kiradozier5795 Před 3 lety +7235

    she was an extra greeting, but he was that one time 😔

  • @car6938
    @car6938 Před 2 lety +7857

    she was like a rare pokémon…
    …but he didn’t have the balls.

    • @youngwillow7988
      @youngwillow7988 Před 2 lety +156

      Why there's no comment😂😂😂I'm dying on this one

    • @rosabean2886
      @rosabean2886 Před 2 lety +141

      Deez 🌰s

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 Před 2 lety +19

      Jaysus CRAUT

    • @jmacosta
      @jmacosta Před 2 lety +100

      It would be twice as deep if you said "shiny pokemon"

    • @Clairvoyancy
      @Clairvoyancy Před rokem +9

      dang man 😮‍💨

  • @adrianoctavio
    @adrianoctavio Před 11 měsíci +767

    As funny as AI voices can be, there's this magical feeling of knowing that a real person had to sit down, read, and record these awful joker quotes that just cannot be replicated.

    • @crowdlycrow3632
      @crowdlycrow3632 Před 7 měsíci +33

      I am really surprised he didn't laugh while doing that haha

    • @adrianoctavio
      @adrianoctavio Před 7 měsíci +45

      ​@@crowdlycrow3632we don't know how many retakes it took :)

    • @blueberry_muffin4747
      @blueberry_muffin4747 Před 7 měsíci +7

      Right? Exactly my thoughts!

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 Před 2 měsíci

      @@crowdlycrow3632anyone creating that video wouldn’t know what there is to laugh at.

    • @Office_chair
      @Office_chair Před 5 dny

      Seriously though and I wonder if that guy laughed or cringed at those awful joker quotes since they're awful....

  • @Al-qk8zl
    @Al-qk8zl Před 4 lety +8823

    she was a flower, but he had seasonal allergies.

  • @dorinaaggelh8626
    @dorinaaggelh8626 Před 4 lety +9156

    ''She gave him the divorce papers''
    ''But he made a Tik Tok''

  • @3glad0s
    @3glad0s Před 2 lety +2653

    As a 13 year old, I can confirm that I have never been sad up until recently. Actually, once you turn 13 you experience a medical condition called “ big sad “. Big sad is when you remember everything in you last that would have made you sad. This makes you big sad. Some people like to together sad.

  • @entrapta.exe_
    @entrapta.exe_ Před rokem +467

    both my parents died when i was 5. luckily, i wasn't 13 yet.

    • @firefly5934
      @firefly5934 Před rokem +16

      Sorry to hear that about your parents. Is everything ok?

    • @entrapta.exe_
      @entrapta.exe_ Před rokem +21

      @@firefly5934 eh not really but i'm coping

    • @lovefordanielmatthews
      @lovefordanielmatthews Před rokem +8

      Bro twinsies both of my bio parents died when I was 6
      I’m very sorry for your loss though

    • @sanrihoe.
      @sanrihoe. Před 9 měsíci +1

      aw i’m sorry for your loss hope you’re holding up okay

    • @Roma_Victor
      @Roma_Victor Před měsícem

      @@entrapta.exe_That’s good

  • @yata3826
    @yata3826 Před 4 lety +4079

    She was an extra greeting
    but he wasn't subscribed

  • @tarapawils6876
    @tarapawils6876 Před 4 lety +4365

    she was an extra greeting, but he wasn't subscribed :'(

  • @blokvader8283
    @blokvader8283 Před rokem +933

    I like that canonically, Kurt has been filling in for Kurtis for 2 years past his death

    • @froggycheckers
      @froggycheckers Před rokem +79

      The kurtisverse

    • @_F_Me_
      @_F_Me_ Před rokem +8

      WAIT , WHAT -?
      I NEED THE CONTEXT , PLEASE -!

    • @blokvader8283
      @blokvader8283 Před rokem +21

      @Ded_Girl- Did you not see the video? Kurtis died during it and Kurt takes over

    • @_F_Me_
      @_F_Me_ Před rokem +8

      @@blokvader8283 OH -! I- I Guess I Didn't Finish It -..

    • @Nightswarmer
      @Nightswarmer Před rokem +9

      @@_F_Me_ I'll take "That's what she said" for 500, Alex..

  • @2006PoyotaKirbolla
    @2006PoyotaKirbolla Před rokem +361

    “I use comedy as a defensive mechanism so I don’t have to confront my own issues.” Might be the most relatable thing ever.

  • @latte934
    @latte934 Před 3 lety +12430

    She was a poem
    But he couldn't read
    For he was Jared
    And he was 19

  • @nv6288
    @nv6288 Před 4 lety +10016

    She was a subscriber, but he didn’t give her an extra greeting

  • @BeanEater-iq6pj
    @BeanEater-iq6pj Před rokem +181

    “She gave him the divorce papers, but he couldn’t read.”
    Got me dying😂

  • @CarnivalChimera
    @CarnivalChimera Před 2 lety +109

    i think about "she was a peanut, but he was allergic to peanuts" so often and i sometimes say it with my friends and they go "what the fuck"

  • @urmamajoe
    @urmamajoe Před 4 lety +5183

    she was the extra greeting... and he was the “i found the best actor on tik tok” video

  • @izfrye27
    @izfrye27 Před 4 lety +2978

    “She was a poem. But he couldn’t read. His name is Jared. And he’s nineteen.”

  • @monoduck
    @monoduck Před rokem +50

    As kids, we think of batman as a hero.
    as adults, we realize that lego batman is the best movie he appeared in.

  • @dawnofchickens047
    @dawnofchickens047 Před 9 měsíci +28

    I physically choked when the voice actor started reading the quotes

  • @xXGurgleXx
    @xXGurgleXx Před 4 lety +6171

    she was a bicycle
    but he didnt have legs

  • @k4rcus
    @k4rcus Před 3 lety +7632

    She was a poem
    And he was Jared, 19

    • @lpsquestie3495
      @lpsquestie3495 Před 3 lety +368

      For she was a poem
      But he could read
      For he was Jared
      And he was 19

    • @starrymilkk
      @starrymilkk Před 3 lety +25

      @@lpsquestie3495 lmao that’s from someone else’s comment

    • @lpsquestie3495
      @lpsquestie3495 Před 3 lety +40

      @@starrymilkk Yeah I know. It's cool tho

    • @GA_131
      @GA_131 Před 3 lety +65

      I find it ironic that the guy who made that vine and Joe Keery were in a movie together

    • @_lavender_pebbles_
      @_lavender_pebbles_ Před 3 lety +2

      So sad

  • @king-hp1xh
    @king-hp1xh Před 2 lety +119

    6:31 this guy saying "when i woke up your so fucking dead" is so funny to me. Props to the guy the did the voice

  • @blackienight9693
    @blackienight9693 Před 2 měsíci +4

    “she was ____, but he was ___” is actually the best meme template

  • @aizawastrashwaifu3935
    @aizawastrashwaifu3935 Před 3 lety +4708

    *He thought she was bae*
    *But she was just fam😔🤟*

  • @ranyaray7986
    @ranyaray7986 Před 4 lety +10860

    Look hes so proud of himself for remembering our extra greeting this time

    • @FaissalsAnimation
      @FaissalsAnimation Před 4 lety +291

      I was going to cancel him again

    • @frannabanana4618
      @frannabanana4618 Před 4 lety +19

      King

    • @naomi8420
      @naomi8420 Před 4 lety +25

      Faissal's Animation ik he’s so cute

    • @ren-ob7tr
      @ren-ob7tr Před 4 lety +8

      HE DOES HAHHAAHA

    • @salma-wy6iy
      @salma-wy6iy Před 4 lety +46

      that's his duty as the mayor of Kurtis Town that's what is expected from him stop praising Kurtis for giving us OUR extra greeting

  • @anniegarnett
    @anniegarnett Před rokem +39

    Noah Centineo sitting at home filling out Mad Libs, like “hey that could make a great caption on the socials.”

  • @kaileybroecher48
    @kaileybroecher48 Před 11 měsíci +19

    The submarine joke works once again

  • @LittleSprout73
    @LittleSprout73 Před 4 lety +3057

    "she was a poem.... But his name is Jared, he's 19"

    • @kulzzrelxerd8074
      @kulzzrelxerd8074 Před 4 lety +104

      He doesn't know how to *F U C C I N G* read

    • @daeguboy8136
      @daeguboy8136 Před 4 lety +99

      @@juliettemercado9918 its a vine

    • @hayato6140
      @hayato6140 Před 4 lety +87

      @@juliettemercado9918 jesus christ

    • @emilydiez5297
      @emilydiez5297 Před 4 lety +22

      i swear to god this was the first thing i thought of.

    • @shann_2479
      @shann_2479 Před 4 lety +24

      Juliette Mercado
      ew tik tok? ur either too young or ur an uncultured swine >:(

  • @ciarathia1550
    @ciarathia1550 Před 4 lety +2777

    she was an extra greeting
    but he wasn’t subscribed

  • @JoeMama-rd1gu
    @JoeMama-rd1gu Před 11 měsíci +15

    NO NOT THE SUBMARINE 😭

  • @cagedcorvid
    @cagedcorvid Před rokem +34

    7:49 can confirm, i just turned 13 and the second the clock struck 12 on my birthday the only emotion i've felt was debilitating and uncontrollable sadness. thanks curd!

  • @stelavirmond3329
    @stelavirmond3329 Před 3 lety +5132

    she was milk and honey
    but he was lactose intollerant
    and a vegan

    • @dead_ht_4723
      @dead_ht_4723 Před 3 lety +113

      That's was so deep i couldn't read

    • @lizzy5947
      @lizzy5947 Před 3 lety +56

      Omg I’m literally crying and shaking rn 😭😰

    • @pretty948
      @pretty948 Před 3 lety +9

      ThaTS nOt VeGaN

    • @ericschnautz6603
      @ericschnautz6603 Před 3 lety +28

      She was a poem
      But he was a white supremacist

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots Před 3 lety +2

      Damn...😢

  • @vibeswitnya7594
    @vibeswitnya7594 Před 3 lety +5207

    she was a milk
    and he was lack toes in toddler ant 💯💯💯💯

  • @camillacameron6604
    @camillacameron6604 Před rokem +19

    The voice actor was probably hella confused when you sent him inspirational quotes to voice 💀💀💀

  • @iananderson4754
    @iananderson4754 Před rokem +29

    She was obtuse
    But he was acute
    She was music
    But he had no headphones
    She was a mummy
    But he wasn't an archaeologist
    She was a fan base
    But he was the film's executive producer
    She was not up to code
    He was a health inspector
    She was a abstract film
    But he is 3

  • @corinneamani8823
    @corinneamani8823 Před 4 lety +6886

    The joker quotes are like the incel version of a minion meme

  • @jayjohnscreations
    @jayjohnscreations Před 3 lety +3818

    *“She was a poem,*
    *but his name was Jared.”*

    • @somenanka6092
      @somenanka6092 Před 3 lety +76

      Jared 19

    • @nanami7679
      @nanami7679 Před 3 lety +16

      U stole the other comment 😾

    • @jayjohnscreations
      @jayjohnscreations Před 3 lety +10

      idiot sienna hi hi lol me No. I did see it after though, and there’s was funnier as well

    • @shariyaknight26
      @shariyaknight26 Před 3 lety +16

      it’s hard to think that somewhere far in the future no one will understand this 😔

    • @nostressnofear5522
      @nostressnofear5522 Před 3 lety +18

      hi im jared, 19 and i never learned how to read

  • @bekahmiller9142
    @bekahmiller9142 Před 10 měsíci +7

    NAH HES BRINGING UP THE SUBMARINE LMFAO

  • @NiniZim
    @NiniZim Před 2 lety +9

    "She was an extra greeting...
    But he wasn't subscribed."

  • @Abby-yy7em
    @Abby-yy7em Před 4 lety +2051

    “80% of boys have girlfriend, 20% have brain” just say you’re lonely and go

    • @FissionCube
      @FissionCube Před 4 lety +75

      @Kaya Lambertus i suppose that would fall under having a brain. the straights played themselves.

    • @ilyaaaaaaaaaaaas
      @ilyaaaaaaaaaaaas Před 4 lety +19

      @@FissionCube Careful, you might upset a het

    • @AllieInWonderland
      @AllieInWonderland Před 4 lety +1

      Love your profile picture!

    • @alexg4239
      @alexg4239 Před 3 lety

      At least he have brain

    • @sholem_bond
      @sholem_bond Před 6 měsíci

      The first version of that meme I ever saw read, "...other 30% are having a brain" (the %s/math in it was also wrong) and I've just loved that phrase ever since.
      "What's wrong?"
      "Oh nothing, I'm just having a brain today" 😕

  • @cherrytoli
    @cherrytoli Před 4 lety +8479

    “he was a skater boy, she said see you later boy, but she couldn’t see”

  • @ylva4313
    @ylva4313 Před rokem +25

    7:52 as a twelve year old i can confirm i have never been sad in my entire live

    • @gasterthemaster6490
      @gasterthemaster6490 Před rokem

      @@ylva4313 holy crap

    • @whatthefuckisthis..
      @whatthefuckisthis.. Před rokem +1

      NEVER??

    • @ylva4313
      @ylva4313 Před rokem

      @@whatthefuckisthis.. its a joke

    • @valeevee
      @valeevee Před rokem +6

      I’ll come back next year to offer my condolences 😔

    • @ylva4313
      @ylva4313 Před 5 měsíci

      ​@@valeevee Yes thank you i can now confirm that the minute i turned 13 i instantly got depression ☹

  • @VillainKinnie
    @VillainKinnie Před rokem +15

    i used to send that “she was a poem, but he couldnt read” steve harrington picture to my friends all the time, and i know in my heart they hated me for it. thats fucking hilarious

  • @PuppetOnions
    @PuppetOnions Před 4 lety +2625

    _”She was a_ *poem*
    _But he couldn’t_ *read”*
    Cause he’s Jared, 19-

    • @fleaflicks
      @fleaflicks Před 4 lety +52

      Joline Taylor and he’s stuck in quarentine 😎

    • @milk_1312
      @milk_1312 Před 4 lety +115

      And he never learned how to fucking read

    • @bonsaigecko9153
      @bonsaigecko9153 Před 4 lety +30

      Riley Podschweit when his parents built a strange machine

    • @proserpinabringerofdeath5935
      @proserpinabringerofdeath5935 Před 4 lety +23

      Bonsai Gecko watch that scene dig in dancing queen

    • @elsasanchis8697
      @elsasanchis8697 Před 4 lety +13

      @@proserpinabringerofdeath5935 ayy macarena

  • @sexualtaco308
    @sexualtaco308 Před 3 lety +7454

    He was spilt lipstick
    But she was a Valentina white bag

  • @Poisonspidermanfr
    @Poisonspidermanfr Před rokem +13

    I wonder what those Joker videos would be if they used actual quotes from the Joker

  • @maripaws
    @maripaws Před 10 měsíci +6

    man that submarine joke lmao

  • @grape5683
    @grape5683 Před 4 lety +3073

    "She was a poem...but he couldn't read."
    "She was his passed hamster....but he wasn't 13."

  • @CORPSEFIEND
    @CORPSEFIEND Před 3 lety +2223

    she was a scream
    but his head was under water

  • @jordanhuey5845
    @jordanhuey5845 Před 10 měsíci +7

    That James Cameron joke hits a bit different now lol.

  • @ghumashenaa4414
    @ghumashenaa4414 Před rokem +4

    joker quotes r the dark equivalent to minion memes

  • @aliengirl7098
    @aliengirl7098 Před 3 lety +3401

    “She was shallissa,
    But he saw Beyoncé”
    I don’t take any questions

    • @tall_child3214
      @tall_child3214 Před 3 lety +165

      IF YOU DONT GET THIS UR A SLAVE TO THE MEDIA 👏👏👏👏😤😤👊👊👊👊👊

    • @whosnatchedmyweave6213
      @whosnatchedmyweave6213 Před 3 lety +43

      @@tall_child3214 stan vine lmao

    • @QHaq-hk6vb
      @QHaq-hk6vb Před 3 lety +9

      @@tall_child3214 yep that's me. dont get it.

    • @anaionescu8913
      @anaionescu8913 Před 3 lety +48

      He told her she looked like Beyonce, but she Shallis-saw something else

    • @fryingpanman1250
      @fryingpanman1250 Před 3 lety +11

      I feel blessed since I know what this means

  • @aliyasexception
    @aliyasexception Před 4 lety +4244

    “She was Neil Breen.......but he was a laptop.”

  • @Sorcerons
    @Sorcerons Před 11 měsíci +7

    Kurtis' intro to this video aged like the titanic

  • @tj2036
    @tj2036 Před 11 měsíci +6

    Watching the submarine intro the day the OceanGate pod got discovered as a crumpled tin can:

  • @tillygrant8564
    @tillygrant8564 Před 3 lety +7293

    she was chicken nuggets, but he only had 69 cents :(

    • @JustNuggie
      @JustNuggie Před 3 lety +354

      Hell even if he was a trillionare I'd decline! How dare he try to buy me

    • @tillygrant8564
      @tillygrant8564 Před 3 lety +74

      @@JustNuggie LMAOO

    • @yutas8509
      @yutas8509 Před 3 lety +8

      😂😂😂

    • @gwengrasso1887
      @gwengrasso1887 Před 3 lety +88

      Alright everyone, we can close the Internet now; we’ve peaked here.

    • @serena7754
      @serena7754 Před 3 lety +29

      @@JustNuggie damn, can't like. has 69 likes and i still can't afford to like

  • @kiwilynn43
    @kiwilynn43 Před 4 lety +9460

    “She was a peanut . . . But he was allergic to peanuts” made me laugh way harder than it should have

    • @adrianaheiler9794
      @adrianaheiler9794 Před 4 lety +161

      For me it was 'she was a poem...but he was a dumbass!' 😂😂😂But that whole sequence was comedy gold! So we have to give OP credit for posting it after all...I guess 😉

    • @ChloeRaeRichmond
      @ChloeRaeRichmond Před 4 lety +18

      So, no one has seen Stranger Things? :(

    • @watakashe6072
      @watakashe6072 Před 4 lety +31

      •『 Local Trashmouth 』•
      We have but the picture is still stupid lmfao

    • @sauceamericano4279
      @sauceamericano4279 Před 4 lety

      Thank for spolering vido

    • @katsisvi8097
      @katsisvi8097 Před 4 lety +29

      SauceAmericano why did you click on the the comments, clearly they would spoler the vido

  • @cephynight
    @cephynight Před 2 lety +31

    10:34 i just laughed at this for like a minute straight and now my back aches so thanks kurtis!! 😇

  • @KyleCanSuckMyBalls
    @KyleCanSuckMyBalls Před 10 měsíci +4

    This video deeper than that submersible fr
    My brain is imploding from the deepness

  • @kirbyjohnarroyo3103
    @kirbyjohnarroyo3103 Před 3 lety +7992

    she was a meme, but he's an ifunny watermark

  • @souphieouphie
    @souphieouphie Před 4 lety +5404

    she was an extra greeting, but he was “I Found the Best Actor on TikTok”

    • @naomimiller5636
      @naomimiller5636 Před 4 lety +281

      That one hurt man too soon

    • @ari-cs3ih
      @ari-cs3ih Před 4 lety +156

      this is too deep man

    • @mypinkexo
      @mypinkexo Před 4 lety +86

      So deep😩😫😫😞😫😫😓😢😓❤️😔💔😓😫😩😫😂😶😶😂😓😂

    • @busra2453
      @busra2453 Před 4 lety +45

      Okay.Whatever too soon 💔

    • @edabakb
      @edabakb Před 4 lety +43

      Too soon man...too soon 😭

  • @bibibirdie
    @bibibirdie Před 2 měsíci +2

    “When u turned 13 u learned a new emotion, sadness”
    My friend’s dad: un-dies

  • @eggyonline5308
    @eggyonline5308 Před 4 lety +2038

    the way the voice actor shakily said “BIIITCH?” almost made me burst into tears of laughter thank you sm for this content

  • @zoecollins4532
    @zoecollins4532 Před 4 lety +3154

    she was a poem, but he couldn’t read. his name was jared, and he’s 19.

  • @Sillylilguy73
    @Sillylilguy73 Před 3 měsíci +3

    “She was a dog
    But he couldn’t dog 💔”

  • @gamkt524
    @gamkt524 Před rokem +8

    She was a modern woman
    But he was her skeleton

  • @thea2432
    @thea2432 Před 4 lety +1427

    "I told him let's get this bread
    but he was gluten free 😔✋🏾"

  • @zweefteef
    @zweefteef Před 4 lety +2590

    She was a poem, but he was Jared 19 and never learned how to read.

  • @rainbowwigglecactus6605
    @rainbowwigglecactus6605 Před rokem +2

    In the thumbnail "but he couldn't read" got me DYING knowing Steve

  • @anonymanonymus4706
    @anonymanonymus4706 Před rokem +3

    About turtles, their shells are connected to their spine directly, their shell is technically a bone in their body

  • @_starr_
    @_starr_ Před 3 lety +4470

    She was meat
    but he was the vegan teacher

    • @Olive-ey1cc
      @Olive-ey1cc Před 3 lety +29

      LMAO

    • @spherical3368
      @spherical3368 Před 3 lety +136

      she was a minority
      but he was the vegan teacher
      same meaning ess

    • @loooooooo8
      @loooooooo8 Před 3 lety +13

      childe? 😨

    • @glitchymanjay
      @glitchymanjay Před 3 lety +19

      I can allreaddy hear her breaking down doors with the might of Zeus, getting ready to smite down the none religious whilst stuffing her dog with tofu and yelling at wild animals for eating the forbidden substance, that is meat!

    • @avahopeb2008
      @avahopeb2008 Před 3 lety +2

      I would like the comment because it’s hilarious but it’s at 666 likes…

  • @delsinrowe2014
    @delsinrowe2014 Před 3 lety +3447

    I like how 99% of those Joker quotes were clearly written by incels

    • @oppaloopa3698
      @oppaloopa3698 Před 3 lety +172

      So frustrating god I hate those weirdos

    • @lillypharaoh5945
      @lillypharaoh5945 Před 3 lety +52

      They're like radical feminists both so annoying

    • @Alex-kj9vg
      @Alex-kj9vg Před 3 lety +222

      Lilly Jane don’t compare feminists to incels.

    • @lillypharaoh5945
      @lillypharaoh5945 Před 3 lety +9

      @@Alex-kj9vg oh really cause they don't behave exactly the same

    • @Alex-kj9vg
      @Alex-kj9vg Před 3 lety +131

      Lilly Jane Ok lilly did he pick you yet?

  • @p0pr0x68
    @p0pr0x68 Před 4 měsíci +3

    We should all recognize Kurt Conner for keeping up with the channel after Kurtis's untimely death in 2020. We thank you for all your hard work.

  • @thefedest
    @thefedest Před 2 lety +4

    6:30 I'M FUCKING WHEEZING

  • @heskan
    @heskan Před 3 lety +4120

    "He was a man.
    But she was a woman."
    -me, a becoming poet

  • @diya.joseph
    @diya.joseph Před 4 lety +1810

    She was a genius who made incredible inventions that could potentially change the tri-state area
    But he was a platypus wearing a fedora

    • @xxsnowissk3tchyxx928
      @xxsnowissk3tchyxx928 Před 4 lety +33

      This is my favourite one

    • @ericahume183
      @ericahume183 Před 4 lety +91

      There’s 104 days of self isolation-

    • @AndyD.21
      @AndyD.21 Před 4 lety +4

      one question. What is the tri-state area?

    • @jrey444
      @jrey444 Před 4 lety +20

      The profile pic really makes this

    • @prageruwu69
      @prageruwu69 Před 3 lety +3

      the best fuckign comment oh my god

  • @BirchMonkey857
    @BirchMonkey857 Před 9 měsíci +3

    To echo a version of it I saw:
    She was a poem
    But he couldn't read
    His name is Jared, he's 19

  • @katerinefildanova8465
    @katerinefildanova8465 Před 10 měsíci +3

    Watching this in 2023 and hearing Kurtis mention the submarine was not something that i anticipated when i woke up today

  • @littleb2803
    @littleb2803 Před 4 lety +13657

    Shout out to that voice actor who must have been hella confused when Kurtis gave him his script

    • @Tsukkinara
      @Tsukkinara Před 4 lety +1199

      I could only picture this dude laughing to himself 30 times before getting a good take

    • @birchiebaby
      @birchiebaby Před 4 lety +650

      i would LOVE to listen to the outtakes and in-between-takes full of laughter and bewilderment

    • @xxxGriffling1Dxxx
      @xxxGriffling1Dxxx Před 4 lety +139

      I saw this comment at the beginning of the video and I was like uh wtf but ah yeah I definitely agree...

    • @mkaythenofficial
      @mkaythenofficial Před 4 lety +44

      One dancing joker given

    • @gremlinwc8996
      @gremlinwc8996 Před 3 lety +77

      Or he is the type of person that sees weird stuff like that and is completely fine with it cuz its funny

  • @penelopeclaire539
    @penelopeclaire539 Před 4 lety +3204

    She was a pandemic. He was a government characterized by incompetence and poor infrastructure.

    • @t.fairuz29
      @t.fairuz29 Před 4 lety +186

      Now that's a long term relationship

    • @jenniekim-5155
      @jenniekim-5155 Před 4 lety +23

      corona to the us 😔✊

    • @PT-on-YT
      @PT-on-YT Před 4 lety +19

      Awwww cmon, now people are gonna turn this comment into a battleground

    • @penelopeclaire539
      @penelopeclaire539 Před 4 lety +27

      @@PT-on-YT I know. I've created a monster.

    • @BichaelStevens
      @BichaelStevens Před 4 lety +1

      @@penelopeclaire539 You lost social credit score.

  • @2fortsmostwanted
    @2fortsmostwanted Před 2 lety +12

    I farted exactly at 1:12 right when the fart noises occurred.
    And *that's* deep.

  • @omegatired2557
    @omegatired2557 Před 2 lety +4

    Holy shit Kurtis had no business throwing it back like that god damn

  • @srryily155
    @srryily155 Před 4 lety +2291

    she was the society, but he was the joker

  • @DaftPunk601
    @DaftPunk601 Před 4 lety +17329

    She was a slice of cheese. But he was lactose intolerant

    • @lucyyin3212
      @lucyyin3212 Před 4 lety +136

      Rosebud 😞

    • @ld2674
      @ld2674 Před 4 lety +304

      Damn bro thats deep 😣😖😕

    • @jerenovvidimy7605
      @jerenovvidimy7605 Před 4 lety +448

      She was a tasty burger. But he was vegan

    • @no-do4pv
      @no-do4pv Před 4 lety +179

      13 year old girls who listen to Billie Eillish are crying right now

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse Před 4 lety +9

      😔

  • @muikku69
    @muikku69 Před rokem +5

    I remember watching this video two years ago when I had no idea what stranger things was and seeing that Steve and Nancy thing. Now I’m a hardcore fan:) 3.08

  • @annayzv77
    @annayzv77 Před 3 lety +6390

    She was a water tribe princess
    He was a water tribe boy
    She became the moon
    That’s rough, buddy

  • @nathanjones9239
    @nathanjones9239 Před 4 lety +1713

    “She was a poet, but he was dyslexic”

  • @Timetowakeup83
    @Timetowakeup83 Před 9 měsíci +2

    Bro the submarine 💀💀💀

  • @RealKellinQuinn
    @RealKellinQuinn Před 9 měsíci +2

    “Born to shit.”
    _pauses for sad_
    “Force to wipe😢😢”

  • @elliewilcox8086
    @elliewilcox8086 Před 4 lety +2896

    imagine finishing a book and the last line is “read that again”

  • @madiedelreal9102
    @madiedelreal9102 Před 4 lety +779

    “She was the divorce papers... but he couldn’t read” IM DEADDDD

  • @LoveHeartWIPS
    @LoveHeartWIPS Před rokem +1

    “I haven’t gotten a haircut in a while, and nether have you!” XD so true!!!

  • @icyboi3227
    @icyboi3227 Před rokem +3

    “He was a poem, but he couldn’t read.”
    His is name Jared and he’s nineteen

  • @casper2166
    @casper2166 Před 3 lety +9103

    she was a lesbian,
    but he thought she was american :(

  • @moonfestal
    @moonfestal Před 4 lety +587

    THE VOICE ACTOR SAYING "BIIITCH?" AS THE JOKER S E N T ME

    • @Isabel-ro7ls
      @Isabel-ro7ls Před 4 lety +19

      I rarely laugh out loud and when I saw your comment I was like "it cant be THAT funny"; a few seconds later he said it and I LOST IT.

    • @mikaelaoliver9919
      @mikaelaoliver9919 Před 4 lety +10

      i actually laughed out loud omfg

    • @lala-kc3br
      @lala-kc3br Před 4 lety +6

      *_biiiiiiitch?_*

  • @fligigigigigig222
    @fligigigigigig222 Před 16 hodinami

    "she was the poem,
    but he was blind."

  • @Jeskers18
    @Jeskers18 Před 2 lety +3

    My favourite Noah Centineo quote: "bimbo flying someone catch her!"

  • @gabrielafinell7151
    @gabrielafinell7151 Před 4 lety +3830

    Kurtis looks like a cool mushroom.

    • @blehhism
      @blehhism Před 4 lety +70

      r/rareinsults but its rare compliments

    • @alenastuffle4139
      @alenastuffle4139 Před 4 lety +9

      yes

    • @lolgay8718
      @lolgay8718 Před 4 lety +19

      a mushroom on mushrooms

    • @KL-le8ge
      @KL-le8ge Před 4 lety +58

      Well, he is a really fungi

    • @user77797
      @user77797 Před 4 lety +15

      he’s like a cool dad as a mushroom but he’s not a dad or a mushroom