Also anything that is used for it's strength like wood, (most forms of) metal, stone, concrete. Could you imagine those being soft, a stiff breeze and there's trees flopping about, you would not be safe 😂
@@yorkemar Some of the eps are alright, the content is _decent_ but its... you just can't have a show like that with _decent_ hosts, it just gets boring real fast
Easily my favourite TG/TGT audience moment ever! Clarkson is simply stunned into defeat. He didn't expect a pretty blonde to find car nerds attractive!
Two of my personal Top Gear audience favourites: Season 5 - The trio are reviewing Christmas gifts including a Ferrari dressing gown. Jeremy and Richard then ask someone wearing a Ferrari t-shirt "Would you wear that? Have you got a Ferrari?" Audience member shakes head. "What car do you drive?" Audience member sheepishly reveals "A Volkswagen Jetta," prompting belly laughs all round. Season 6 - Jeremy asks the audience "What's the ugliest car ever made?" Someone shouts "Mazda MX5" Offended, Jeremy stands up and says "You stupid man!"
@@briefinggaming4045 something like she thought the talk is interesting and you'll make the second night if you talk about that part of the car to her. Which is destroy the whole opinion that Jeremy and Hammon have
I remember a moment where Jeremy asks a woman if she'd go home with the man next to her and she says something along the lines of "I have to" since they're married
This is TGT, but there was a clip during the Italy episode (when Clarkson and May are trying to travel through Northern Italy with an Aston Martin and a Bentley, and Hammond shows up in a Mustang) where Clarkson asked for the most "Boring Car in Britain" and someone said "Brown Astons!" (A running joke in the episode was that Clarkson's Aston was brown)
Well this confirms what I'd always suspected. Australian TV edited out parts of many episodes to make room for advertisements. Because I watched every episode on TV and about 70% of these clips I have never seen before.
Can't remember what ep it was, but there was something JC asked the audiences opinion, and someone answered something good, to which JC said "this man - doesn't look bright - has just revolutionised smthblablabl.."
I was hoping for that segment of the Cool Wall where I think Jeremy puts a car picture high up where Richard can't reach that he has to get a taller audience member, and then Jeremy brings in an even taller person.
Can you explain it to me? I don’t know who that guy being interviewed or Louis are. My guess is that he crashed into the back of some guy called Louis’ car?
@Molly I They're talking about Lewis Hamilton, the Formula One driver. The joke is that Lewis always wins, so all the driver on Top Gear sees is the back of Lewis's car.
My parents used to drive a Peugeot 406, they loved it so much that they bought it twice! They bought their first one in 2000, some months before my brother was born, my mum crashed that in 2010 though and has been sitting in our garage ever since. They bought the second one in 2014 or so and then my dad crashed it after he hit a kangaroo with it a few years ago. That too is also sitting in our garage.
@@wolfgagger thought you meant the introductions for them? if you were talking about the whole segments they're too long to upload, would get copyrighted
@@incTG yeah for example in s6 e2 towards the end where they are doing a points system and james thinks he's won and bows when its actually hammond who wins, in s6 e4 when the others greet their mums normally and whereas james and his mum bow to each other instead, not all are so goofy but he does it an awful lot like in our man in japan. if i come up with any more examples ill leave them in a reply below
i've just found out that clarkson discovers jesus in the audience at least 5 times throughout his television career.
Jeremy Clarkson Jesus Moments Compilation when⁉⁉⁉⁉
Not to mention he actually is Jesus since he’s standing on water
Not to mention his initials literally stand for Jesus Christ
me when I see top gear each time
What about when he saw “Christ on a bike”
Whoever said "Top Queer" deserves a pint of beer.
still saddened that we wont know who that lad was
Pint? I think a bottle of single malt from Speyside would be much better.
@-Random- sakartvelo mentioned
It was probably a producer
A pint and a bag of dry roasted peanuts😂
"Can anyone think of one thing in the world that is better hard than soft"
"Ice"
Kills me everytime
It's the 2 seconds of silence as the audience computes it that makes it even better :D
@@Terrezio we're talking about ice cream here, right? Language barrier is real haha, i understood everything but sometimes humour is a problem.
Also anything that is used for it's strength like wood, (most forms of) metal, stone, concrete. Could you imagine those being soft, a stiff breeze and there's trees flopping about, you would not be safe 😂
Well it does make sense if you need ice to have its ice like qualities... for example ice skating becomes much more difficult if the ice is soft and.
@@aumenarys no, no. Just regular ice
"What does the back of Lewis' car look like?" is probably the best thing anyone in the audience has EVER said.
He was triggered lol
@@wasimmohammed3008 i think he played it off well, the punch wind up was funny asf
“top queer” is a close second
Better one would be: "How enjoyable is Lewis' incessant whining when things don't go his way?"
I'm going to remember that and use it at some point
Jeremy Clarkson asking a Glaswegian to say ‘burglar alarm’ is probably one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen 😂
It's a Burgerler Arlarrm
It basically sounds like a turkey 🦃🦃🦃
I started watching this this morning, and I got my Scottish boss to say burglar alarm today and suffice to say it’s very funny. 😂💀
@@ic1815 lol 😂
Indeed as Clarckson can not say it himself. Buhgulah Alahm. The glaswegian pronounced it correctly.
I like how every man with long hair instantly becomes Jesus.
Shut up Jesus
All these recycled clips are still better than the new Top Gear.
Watching paint dry is better than watching the new top gear.
It isn't _bad_ its.... like a Daewoo
I even think wheeler dealers repeats are better to watch than new top gear..and then that's saying something!
@@yorkemar Some of the eps are alright, the content is _decent_ but its... you just can't have a show like that with _decent_ hosts, it just gets boring real fast
“Hello Dad, have you met Keith? He’s 53.” Why does this always make my sides hurt? 😂
especially his actual daughter recently got pregnant 😂
"why are you looking so excited?"
The girl with the 911 at 1:25 was brilliant 😅
"You'd make the second date."
"Blimey!"
911 instantly goes to sub zero.
That is audience interaction.
Easily my favourite TG/TGT audience moment ever! Clarkson is simply stunned into defeat. He didn't expect a pretty blonde to find car nerds attractive!
Absolutely my type of girl. Sadly though I feel like they're a rare breed, but I could be wrong.
Are people shocked that an audience member on Top Gear is a car nerd?
"Can we moo-oo-oo-oo-ve on?"
0:00 The "Top queer" guy was one of the best moments that have ever happened on Top Gear
Two of my personal Top Gear audience favourites:
Season 5 - The trio are reviewing Christmas gifts including a Ferrari dressing gown. Jeremy and Richard then ask someone wearing a Ferrari t-shirt "Would you wear that? Have you got a Ferrari?" Audience member shakes head. "What car do you drive?" Audience member sheepishly reveals "A Volkswagen Jetta," prompting belly laughs all round.
Season 6 - Jeremy asks the audience "What's the ugliest car ever made?" Someone shouts "Mazda MX5" Offended, Jeremy stands up and says "You stupid man!"
Fiat multipla is probably the ugliest car ever made.
@@simontay4851 There were more uglier ones than the fiat. and the fiat is a classic now
5:01 Clarkson’s double take has sent me
The part where he just kicks that bloke says the Vauxhall vx220 really just cracks me up
Kicks out* 😂
The man knew what he was doing 😂
The man who said "Top Queer" is a genius.
I was at the recording with the guy with the Fizzy feeling who got on stage with James it was so funny (which you’ve missed out)
knew i missed something
@@incTG it's ok. Not easy to get everything in there from 20 years of TV
How many outtakes were there during that entire show?
@@incTG it’s all good. It’s rare and I mean rare you miss something 🙏
The old audience interactions were one of the best things on the show.
1:32 that girl respond is really great
What did she say? I had a hard time watching this video without subtitles. The audience's voice was too low for me
@@briefinggaming4045 something like she thought the talk is interesting and you'll make the second night if you talk about that part of the car to her. Which is destroy the whole opinion that Jeremy and Hammon have
I remember a moment where Jeremy asks a woman if she'd go home with the man next to her and she says something along the lines of "I have to" since they're married
I love the sad look Jesus gives the camera at 4:53 LMAO
5:07 I legit thought that was "Weird Al" Yankovic
This is TGT, but there was a clip during the Italy episode (when Clarkson and May are trying to travel through Northern Italy with an Aston Martin and a Bentley, and Hammond shows up in a Mustang) where Clarkson asked for the most "Boring Car in Britain" and someone said "Brown Astons!" (A running joke in the episode was that Clarkson's Aston was brown)
i love how defeated jezza was during the peugeot 406 being the best car reveal
The episode where Jeremy can’t talk with sore throat is a TV gem.
Petition to change the website to Top Queer
Im so happy thay incT will never run out of these funny bits from TG, keep it up dude you make my day
This didn’t age well
"Jesus is here!!"
Christ On A Bike
Well this confirms what I'd always suspected. Australian TV edited out parts of many episodes to make room for advertisements. Because I watched every episode on TV and about 70% of these clips I have never seen before.
yep, they do this for all international broadcasts.
@@incTG Not on RTE 2 in Ireland
7:58 “Well it’ll be ‘Hello dad, have you met Keith? He’s 53!’” 😂
"Why are you looking so excited?" 🤣
This is what's missing from the last few Grand Tour episodes. The boys are at their absolute best when they're playing up to an audience in real time.
Peugeot 406 with a 6 player CD changer is something to consider
Hahaha
I come from Leicestershire and I am honoured to live so close to Jesus.
“Shut up now Jesus” 😂
Miss these gentlemens in top gear.
Can't remember what ep it was, but there was something JC asked the audiences opinion, and someone answered something good, to which JC said "this man - doesn't look bright - has just revolutionised smthblablabl.."
you're right!
I like the way the top gear presenters picked one of the guests to join them and sometimes the celebrities to join them in the seat
That Vauxhall VX220 bit made me laugh.
OUT, C'MON, RIGHT THE WAY OUT !!
We need a "The trio going off topic" video.
Edit: Actually, I think a video of them being on topic will be shorter.
The old audience interaction was great!
He's bought his teenager with him 🤣🤣🤣
5:40 Jesus wants to get back at Clarkson too much, I love how he says "Shut up now Jesus"😅
1:00 Best interaction ever
What'd he say?
@@Dolarhydes_Funkytown "What's the back of Lewis's car is like ? "
Implying that he can't beat Lewis in races. (my best guess)
That guy who shouted "Top Queer" deserves to be goated
Bloke who said “Top Queer” is an unrecognised comedy genius 😂
'Vauxhall VX220' JEREMY: "OUT! Out you go, come on!"
Love your work.
Next Time: Any of the Trio making or modifying their cars to go beyond their intended capabilities.
plan to do that!
don't remember what ep but there was a moment during the news someone corrected clarkson about a car model being the Mitsubishi gallant
thought i included that one
"Remind me never to invite him round for dinner"
This WAS the best show on earth. Fact. It will not be replicated in any way
Great compilation!
I was hoping for that segment of the Cool Wall where I think Jeremy puts a car picture high up where Richard can't reach that he has to get a taller audience member, and then Jeremy brings in an even taller person.
any idea in which episode it was?
don't actually remember that, do you know which episode it's from?
@@incTG Sadly I don't remember it either...
"He's brought his teenager with him" 🤣
"Can you say 'burglar alarm'?"
"Blglrglrglrm"
Has Top Gear found Jesus since Clarkson got fired?
Chris Harris
Where's the vibrating seat
I never knew Jesus liked top gear so much
Well as Clarkson once said 'it is a Sunday show'
"Jesus is hear" 😂
This is excellent
You can tell how old the episode is by how big the crowd is, some of the first ones look like a small huddle
On the first episode of the show, there was literally like 12 people in the audience.
The last one is hilarious
Yeah that older guy was grinning a bit too much. He probably was that girl's "experienced driver."
When Jezza says - "When you go to dixons to buy a TV," that hit me in the nostalgia.
I still think that the person who said “what’s the back of Louis’s car look like?” Was James May.
Can you explain it to me? I don’t know who that guy being interviewed or Louis are. My guess is that he crashed into the back of some guy called Louis’ car?
@Molly I They're talking about Lewis Hamilton, the Formula One driver. The joke is that Lewis always wins, so all the driver on Top Gear sees is the back of Lewis's car.
What episode is the segment with the government stealing time from Jesus from?
Audience member sayin Sabine taller than Hammond and a guy saying Richard perfect car size are the ones kids play on were also hillarious
A guy with a long hair
Geremy: Jesus!!!
2:45 is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen the way he walks that guy out 😂😂😂😂😂
Clarkson is the Peter Griffin of England 😂
can you do a part 2 on this
5:00 had me rolling. 😂
My parents used to drive a Peugeot 406, they loved it so much that they bought it twice! They bought their first one in 2000, some months before my brother was born, my mum crashed that in 2010 though and has been sitting in our garage ever since. They bought the second one in 2014 or so and then my dad crashed it after he hit a kangaroo with it a few years ago. That too is also sitting in our garage.
You mean the kangaroo or the car?
@@MyreW36 He was driving and the roo jumped in front of the car, crashing it…
@@Monteray9 Which one is in the garage though?
These three were the best! Miss the old show.
Was a little about cars and mostly older men acting like school boys mucking about with good budget!
whenever they shoot someone down when they have talked enough is both mean and satisfying
What about the one where the guy gets the car right from behind the tv?
You should do a video gathering the touring car driver segments
not very interesting really
@@incTG i mean i always found the crucible of motorsport very entertaining, but i understand
@@wolfgagger thought you meant the introductions for them? if you were talking about the whole segments they're too long to upload, would get copyrighted
@@incTG ah i see, could do highlights maybe, but yeah no i agree the intros woulda been boring af
Love Clarkson ! Pinch of salt!! Love the clarkson farm series! Better than any stand up comedian I have ever seen!!
Anyone that believes Clarkson is sexually attractive requires a large quantity of counselling and therapy
"youd make the second night"
instant sub zero
LMAO
Weird Al: *walks in.
Jeremy: Jesus? Is that you?
I'm surprised the lack of cool wall moment, there one where someone convinced jezza that the Lambo is uncool
Did one of them own one. Because qa you know if they own it it's highly uncool.
I'd like to see a compilation of all the times they encountered cows.
odd but good idea
“SOME COWS”
Can’t believe how young they look
Jesus really loves the lads 🤣
What Season and Episode is the "You'd make the second date"?
s3e3
How do u still keep coming up with these. It baffles me
Where's the "you have to run your finger down his face, like that"? I always lose at that
0:24 I'm sure that wouldn't let it slip to a TV
Where is the Jetta guy in a Ferrari shirt? That has to be the funniest audience moment ever 😂😂😂😂
2:46 is he back after that?
I always wanted the part where they always clap, when something funny happens.
I already know the thumbnail. ‘Burglar alaram.’
Clarkson was merciless with the studio audience it’s tough to watch sometimes 😂
What was it the audience member asked the f1 driver??
What does the back of Louis’s car look like?
lol thx
I liked Danny Ric's response.
I’ve liked Danny Ric ever since that interview
0:41 *”DAH!”* 😂
0:56 - 1:06 EESH! 🤣
Nice
Top queer is a good one!
1:35 a light adenoid accent there 😂💀
Finally!!!!
i've got an idea for a video, how about every situation in which james has felt the need to bow in
any examples of this?
@@incTG yeah for example in s6 e2 towards the end where they are doing a points system and james thinks he's won and bows when its actually hammond who wins, in s6 e4 when the others greet their mums normally and whereas james and his mum bow to each other instead, not all are so goofy but he does it an awful lot like in our man in japan. if i come up with any more examples ill leave them in a reply below
Ask lewis how Max his car looked like in the last lap of 2021 🤣 and the whole 2022 season.
The old man at 5.52 is my grandad still aint forgiven you for not bring me with you
The irony that in 2022 Lewis was seeing the back of Red Bull twice in the race when he was being lapped.
2 4 6 8 James May
I’ve been driving in my car, listening to Jeremy Clarkson
Theres only one radio shooow!
Jaaaaameees Maaaay.....
@@stc3145 And it’s Top Gear-rio!