Really Bad Games! - Game Sack
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- čas přidán 13. 07. 2024
- Episode 65 - The world would be a better place if these games had never been made. But they were, so we made this episode.
Here is the last episode we referred to at the end:
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Here I am late for work, watching a 9yr old episode of game sack. Yea life is pretty good. 😃 thanks Dave and Joe.
Those were stills taken from another site. We don't actually have every version of Shaq-Fu. That would be the reason. So all I can say is NOT OUR FAULT! Usually we use real systems and games to record our visuals so usually the side-by-sides are 100% accurate.
2012: "I hope Shaq's career suffered some"
2019: Shaq literally on every other commercial on tv.
It's Shaq trying desperately to cover that up haha.
*2018:* Here's a sequel / spin-off / whatever you wanna call this!
Shaq 2022: His Shaq Egg Cooker appears in a Walmart clearance aisle.
All developers should use Shigeru Miyamoto's philosophy "If you make a game that you enjoy yourself, then people will also enjoy it"
and then he proceeded to make 20 years of bullshit
I wouldn't call it bullshit per say, but he is out of touch with the current trend, he loves putting a gimmick into his games, and there are some games he was involved with that the developers had to fix all the changes he made because they were poor decisions on his part, I respect Shigeru, but he has got to stop with the gimmicks, and E3 2006 with Wii Music was cringy as hell :P I respect him because without him, video games may not have been a thing today
that's not a great developing philosophy. In fact, almost every bad developer does "the game he enjoys to do".
+Spank Rocket
ironically, those "gimmicks" made the Wii sell 100 million units.
dont forget his other philosophy, "since im a big shot now, im allowed to Fk other people games, because I know what is good or not, so they must obey me and do those changes."
or his other one "unless i the game is gimmicky to the point of boredom, its not worth to make it."
or or, his other one, "that game those guys made is awful, it only has graphics, its not as good as what I make."
Best silent film I've ever seen at the end there. Seriously though, you guys did a fantastic job with that! It looks really authentic! I'd love to see you guys do more comedic skits in that style in the future.
13:38 - Oh, so that's how you get that D. That could have saved James Rolfe, A.K.A. the Angry Video Game Nerd a lot of frustration in his review of the game.
Which is hilarious... And I loved the subtle way Joe simply showed How to do It. Totally intentional!!!
"Sega's answer to Donkey Kong Country" was some idiot trolling Wikipedia, and was removed years ago.
Sega's answer to DKC was Vectorman.
DerekSiems A great answer too.
Fuck you, fuck Wikipedia and fuck those ignorant fucking ass admins that like to block you for bullshit reasons. FUCKING SHITHEADS AS USUAL!!!
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Cool man
Yeah man I absolutely DESPISE information
Well at a "sad point in my life" I actually enjoyed playing Shaqfu with my family. My favorite character was that red beast...well, his name I just saw is just Beast.
Thanks! These days we're usually using the Canon 5D Mark 2 almost exclusively. We generally use 17-35mm L, 35mm L and 50mm L lenses.
I really liked how you guys could review these terrible games while still pointing out a few of the good things... it seems like most CZcamsrs who review bad games simply point out all the bad things and swear a ton about how shitty it is (it gets old fast), but you guys can do more legitimate reviews while pointing out the pros and (mostly) cons. Seriously, do more of these videos! (Yes I know there's a second)
James Rolfe is not of the same cloth as these guys.
The AVGN is a character, however James has been toning it down lately, and with Game Sack being Joe and Dave being mature ,Snarky and informative about games makes me appreciate it more after hearing Joe's technical aspects of the games, puts the whole game into more of an art when you appreciate Aesthetics.
I'm a dork tho so thanks for reading this dorkgasm
Didn't wash? I'm more concerned that he didn't wipe.
That's what I was thinking too, then I realized I don't what to see that....Wait! Why did he need to wash his hands if he didn't wipe?
Because he touched his naked body when pulling his pants down, because he touched the toilet seat, because he touched the bathroom door going in... There are countless reasons as to why one NEEDS to wash their hands after going to the bathroom. Those who don't disgust me.
"he touched his naked body when pulling his pants down". It hurts my brain that this was said in all seriousness. It just barely beats out "he touched the door".
@@zmbdog yea, I don't touch my junk and ass when going potty
I remember thinking Pit Fighter looked impressive when I first saw it in Arcades. I remember it being the first game I saw that used real people as a controllable character.
Double Dragon III for the Genesis belongs in this list.
Every version of double dragon 3 belong on this list lol
You think the Genesis version of Pit-Fighter is bad? Take a look at the SNES version. The SNES version is EVEN WORSE. While the Genesis version is better than the SNES version, Pit-Fighter is still a bad game regardless. When Mortal Kombat was released, this game became obsolete almost instantly. In other words, it got worse with age.
Only 6 years too late.
How about the Atari Lynx version of Pit Fighter? Youch!
The arcade is enjoyable and there are quite a few moves. The 'sequel' Guardians of the Hood was interesting l.
@@GimpyDingo or Action 52 nes.
I remember kinda liking the arcade version.
You guys are great, love rewatching all your old episodes.
The "poles" that kept hitting you on the 4th and final level in the train, are actually poles that had a length of wood over the train, well just to the side of it. Back in those days, they used to fill a bag full of mail and hang it out the window, and the bag would grab on the hook and local post offices would ride out and get them. It's even in the cartoon movie, "Fievel Goes West".
The SNES versions of Shaq-Fu and Pit Fighter are MUCH worse than the Genesis ones. Shaq-Fu is missing characters and Pit Fighter looks like super-deformed vomit.
The SNES version of Shaq Fu at least has great music unlike the crappy sounding music on the Mega Drive (Genesis).
Ahh the days of 16 bit shovel ware...
I still remember when pit-fighter just apear in arcade, and then in the genesis, people when mad about this game, for real, it lasted until Mortal Kombat I, this was the MK ancestor in some way, time flies....
Lol! Have the AVGN on next time as a special guest. He'll take a dump on those bad games for you! lol
The lack of Bubsy 3D is disturbing.
Seriously; that's arguably the worst crap I've ever put into a video game console period.
take ....it.....back..... lol
If we count PC games, lets try Big Rigs Over The Road Racing! That is the greatest game of all time as you can leave the stage and go backwards at a million miles an hour! It sucks!
Munk451 ive actually played that game with friends in from of my pc laughing my ass of at the gitches
Ikr!? Some of the most hillarious glitches ever as well as the best ending ever! You're Winner!
Everyone already knows how terrible that game is. No use beating a dead horse when people can be exposed to more obscure bad games
I'm just now going back through Game Sack again and just got to this episode. Rise of the Robots is the first game that came to mind. To this day, I STILL have not figured out how to do one special move. Maybe there are none....
About 15-20 years ago I remember seeing a webpage where someone had made it their mission to buy up every copy of Shaq-Fu they could find just so they could keep people from being exposed to the terrible game. Not sure if they succeeded...
DId anyone else notice the Impossamole title at 3:15 is a complete copy of the Indiana Jones logo?
The SNES version of Pit Fighter was much worse than the Genesis version.
Mortal Kombat I was a gimmick.. The series really started to getting good with MKII
Agree
Mickael Mc Arcade or console? If you're talking about console I would agree. Like, who actually splashes sweat when they get hit? The arcade cabinet is a classic although MKII did fix all of the problems the first one had (console and arcade). Nintendo even had the balls to put blood in the game! MKII did also define the ESRB and the war on video games.
As a computer game, Tongue of the Fatman was actually kind of fun, and had a somewhat better implementation of the betting and weapons system. Even at the time it was a bit primitive in the actual fighting system though, so it's an odd choice for a console port. We do take a lot of the progress post- SFII for granted though, as back then the basics were still being figured out.
Pit FIghter on Genesis was not that bad. But for SNES...
I agree. I played it on Sega for hours at a time during my youth.
Pit fighter even in the arcade wasn't that great imo but yes the snes version is trash the Sega version is much better
Ok I get it back from the house
@@redwolfe7049 you have
@@redwolfe7049 you please let let us know if e can need anything from the office
The absolute worst game I have ever played was Ultraman for the SNES. I could not even get past the first boss as a kid. Needless to say it went back to the store.
You don't need to change a thing, guys. I discovered your channel about 3 days ago, watched about 1/3 of your videos so far, and I'm enjoying them all.
Cool series! Looking forward to watching them all, you guys deserve a ton more views!!! :D
Also that Darkwing Duck game pissed me off to no end, I was so damn excited at the prospect of another Darkwing Duck game....unfortunately got a pile of shit instead. The game makes borderline no damn sense :\
Best retro game show on CZcams =) Keep it up guys!
That "Lord of the Rings" game sounds like an early MMORPG, without the M, M, or O. Or the fun.
Tyler Joseph Schommer Yeah, lots of Passwords!
how could you leave off Superman for the N64???
Brian Trester Maybe in later video where they'll focus on later generations of games.
+Brian Trester i do not know. but they should've added mickey and the magic mirror for the gamecube
Because EVERYONE that's heard of video games knows it sucks. My grandma knows it sucks and she's never played a video game in her life and I didn't tell her a thing about it. It's common knowledge.
Here's my least favorite games from each generation (not counting the 1st one)
2nd gen: ET the Extra Terrestrial- Atari 2600
3rd gen: Ghostbusters- NES and Master System
4th gen: Action 52- NES and Genesis
5th gen: a tie between Bubsy 3D(PlaySation) and Superman 64(N64)
6th gen: Big Rigs Over the Road Racing(PC) If not that game, then Mega Man X7(PS2)
7th gen: Sonic 06- PS3 and XB360
8th gen (current gen): Rambo the video game- XB360 and PS3
The Master System version of Ghostbusters is actually better than the NES version. Sure, it has some problems the NES version has, but it's a vast improvement over the NES version.
For 7th gen I'd rather say "Ride To Hell Retribution"!
@superpan218 the master system version was actually quite good
We play games, that's what. If you want to see our games check out the end of the Western Developed Games Episode as we as the FMV episode which runs off of a Sega CD.
This should be followed up by "Really Good Games!". You guys do a great job of making the games you like look cool. Hell, I bought a Gamecube just because you sold me so well on Super Monkey Ball.
Wow. Cool to see you here 11 years ago. :) 🍌
4:04 Just noticed in Shaq Fu, Shaq goes to down town Tokyo but the scenery is Chinese
Did they do any research?
I am sure he doesn't know the difference! Ever watch him make fun of Yao Ming?
We need bad games!
Why?
Simple:
If these games never were made. Other almost as bad games would be the worse kind, and we would say the same thing about them: Wish they never were made.
Then the games almost as bad as them would be the worst kind... and so on and so forth...
In the end we would only have Games. Not bad games, nor good games. Just... Games. Nothing more. Bland grey and kinda boring. Nothing new. They're all the same.
TL;DR -version:
We need bad games so the good games can be just that: Good.
Darkwing crouching before he jumps is a good example of counter-movement, which is vital in animation.
But, yeah, you DON'T really want it in a video game...
Classic line: " I guess it's a good game if you got it as a gift with no reciept and no other games to play." I've been there with game rentals I regretted renting and ruined my whole weekend.
17:40 And that is why you shouldn't trust Wikipedia.
For any AVGN fan. He got the "D" at 13:38. Wanna know what it does? Absolutely nothing.
retrodark gamer
My comment wasn't one of those dick jokes.
Just binge watching ur videos to kill time and didn't expect much from this episode because of its title, but have to say...
Thx for the cool game music which I fell in luv with without even playing it, and of course i mean Turn It Up!!
in the cut scene where the guys are headbanging to queen it looks like garth is taking bites out of the steering wheel lmao
Wow, I had Darkwing Duck and had none of those problems. Maybe i had a fixed version or maybe there is something wrong with your game.
Also, the 'jewels' are gas canisters for your gun.The different colors do different things, i.e. stun v. kill enemies.
Actually, Monty Mole (from Impossamole) was created about 7 years before Sonic. Plus, Impossamole was released on the Amiga about a year before Sonic was introduced. If anything, this is one of the first attempts to create an animal mascot!
found you guys a few days ago. Love your show!
Thank you so much for putting up the list of songs you used in apperance, that Code of Princess song is awesome!
What music did they use for the credits to this video?
It's the intro for Code of Princess... it says in the credits!
It didn't specifically say the intro, it said that it's from Code of Princess. Secondly, I looked some things up, and it's actually an excerpt from the boss music.
Impossibmole was never a mascot. The games originated on the ZX Spectrum and Commodore 64 before a time of mascots and all of the games were classics on the Spectrum through a mixture of addictive game play and just the sheer fun!
Good old Monty… ☺️
Paul Johnson Technically, Monty Mole was a mascot of sorts for Gremlin, he was in 6 games and created by Peter Harrap.
Yep Monty was DEFINITELY a mascot for the 8-bit generation. Code masters had their own called Dizzy. Anyone remember the 'Horace' games by Beam software? 😉
Hungry Horace
Horace Goes Skiing
Horace and the Spiders
Horace to the Rescue
Horace in the Mystic Woods
Horace and the spiders was my favorite, but I loved hungry Horace (pacman clone) and Horace goes skiing (mix of frogger and…erm… slalom skiing game) 😉. My first videogame mascot and probably one of the first games I ever played on my ZX Spectrum 48k
Really like these episodes guys. Greetings from the Netherlands!
"i like the movies!"
"thats nice joe..."
lol
In the current world where you can have reviews at your fingertips, I make sure I don't play any bad games. Though I played my share before the days of the internet.
Jay Nukem Who didn't? All you had were magazines and word of mouth. The internet is the best way to look at reviews but I do prefer physical media.
Hello, ET on the Atari 2600?
I don't know about that. I've see plenty of reviews saying a certain game is trash, but when I played it I loved it. Now I just play them games and take my own conclusions.
I have to disagree with you guys on Darkwing Duck & Nightmare Circus, I own both physical copies.Darkwing Duck is a bad game, but not as bad as you guys make it out to be. You have to hold down when you want to jump over enemies, you have to stop moving the character as soon as you jump on a platform. It really isn't that hard at all and I beat the game in both Easy and Normal within an hour. You can shoot the boss and they can still lose health.Nightmare Circus is a very cryptic game, you keep on pressing the same damn button over and over again. Idk if you're trying to be funny but that it just downright annoying. The roar is used for finish the boss and take its ability. You can climb the ladder, you press up, it's not that hard. Press down and do the rear kick on the cannon. Avoid engaging the zombies as much as possible, use the spin kick twice to beat them. As for the stage where you see the two dolls, you don't fight them, you have to break down the wall by doing a spinning elbow attack and it gets monotonous.
+Trevgauntlet was trying to find the answers for the aforementioned games.. thanx u the real MVP
Musyabbir Haqim Anytime. :)
Holy crap there's a Master System version? Now I've GOTTA try that. Something tells me I shouldn't, but that's not gonna stop me.
...of what?
I love how Shaq Fu was the best game on the list. How can you honestly dislike the plot? One of the best ideas for a fighting game ever. Bought it just so I can own a fighting game centering around Shaq.
It's not my least favorite, but I really didn't enjoy Assassin's Creed III.
Why it's not bad and Connor made me cry at the end
Why so many Genesis/Mega Drive games? also I have played Bubsy 3D, and I can conclude that it is the worst game ever produced. I've literally separated it from my other PSone games so the evil doesn't spread.
Have have a Sony DSR-25 VCR that converts the video signal into digital. For HD games we use a Blackmagic Intensity Pro.
You make me remember about a game I used to love. Interplay's LOTR vol 1 for the pc. I spent MONTHS playing that game, and I finally beat it. It's a totally unfair game, the puzzles are impossible... But damn it's fun. Being able to explore Moria and find all its secrets is amazing. It must be my favorite lotr game. Vol 2 suck though :(
All bad games I can think of...
Superman 64
Pacman Atari 2600
ET
Bubsy 3d
That stupid trucker game for PC
Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde
Double Dragon 2 remake for Xbox 360
Total Recall
Fist of the North Star for the NES
Lester the Unlikely
Dennis the Menace
Is what you call "That stupid trucker game for PC" Big Rigs over the road racing?
If I don't remember the name of the game, so what? What do you personally gain for me not remember a name? Apparently, I don't give 2 shits about a game to remember the full name. Maybe you liked it, but I never played it. And who the fuck is AVGN?
You have probably played none of them.
23madberty Why would he want to?
So basically you've just been watching AVGN
5. Superman 64
4. Pac-Man on Atari 2600
3. Sonic Lost World/ Sonic 06
2. Busby 3D
1. Every First Person Shooter except PVZ Garden Warfare
Does every first person shooter include:
Half life
Metroid prime
Portal
Far Cry 3
Doom
Bioshock
Goldeneye
Deus Ex
Halo
Team Fortress 2
Borderlands etc
Goldeneye?
ocass66 Nope... i meant the crap like COD and the ones that 3 year olds curse on the online play
Yeah. Those are getting really annoying.
y'all hate on cod but remember each game sells more than probably your favorite game :) it doesn't just because you don't like it your worthless opinions shouldn't decide on whether the game is good or bad
Woah Dave's back. Guys I found Dave.
brings tears to my ears lol
A great episode as usual, and with an amusing ending too~!
so waynes world was purposely bad maybe to be funny
I love the info you guys have, but the pre-scripted back and forth "banter" is kinda bad. lol Im no good at videos, but I would suggest to loosen up and say the scripted stuff like you would in real life just hanging out.
I noticed that too. There are vids in which they say "That's right" to each other like 4 times in a row. Also, it sounds really fake when one of them pretends he didn't know the info. the other is presenting.
iDiotiCDesign But isn't that one of the things people love about Game Sack?, wooden delivery just a teeny bit above a High School play?.
That's part of the charm, I love it.
I see...
I agree, the bad acting kinda adds a goofy charm to the videos.
Great stuff guys! Keep up the good work. SUBSCRIBED!
You guys have earned a new subscriber.
667th comment. Be gone, devil!
Wow, you clicked show more, congrats! Well, let's see if people start a religion flamewar.
***** G3t r3kt pl0x i rekt u m8 1 4|\/| 4 PU557/ 514y3r.
Leave the bad game reviews to: The Angry Videogame Nerd
"are you Serious Sam?" i loled
Yup! Same developers (Vic Tokai) did both. And also Magcal Hats and Decapattack. Decapattack is my favorite version of Kid Kool. :)
Another fantastic episode, guys. I love how much deeper you go with this. Instead of picking out some easy targets, you found presented some deep cuts that I didn't even know existed. One of my worst experiences was the Tengen Road Runer game. I was young enough to blame myself for not making any progress.
Nightmare Circus...absolutely fascinating. Did the Sega Channel do that kind of thing often, meaning try out games before they've been released/ completed development?
Thanks again, guys
ONe of the best shows on youtube!!! Keep it up boys!!
I never get tired of that awesome intro music ^^
Back to the future 3 was a great movie. Better than 2 and really inventive how they reinvented the original concept of juxtaposing eras, and showing how the more things change, the more the stay the same.
I remember seeing a whole guide for Mondu's Fight Palace in a magazine when I was younger but then I never player played it and totally forgot about it. I guess it's a good thing...
Another fantastic video guys!
Legend has it that Dave was high on life in this episode
The extended edition of the Lord of the Rings trilogy is awesome. It feels like way more of an adventure than just bullet points.
I actually beat Back to the Future 3 as a kid. It gets even harder after the first level. It just sucks, and there's no pay-off except that you can finally turn off your Genesis knowing you'll never EVER play it again.
And I'm pretty sure that "Nightmare Circus is Sega's answer to Donkey Kong Country" is just plain wrong. No, that would be Vector Man.
The developers of back to the future III were a company called "Probe Software Ltd". They were based in the UK. Acclaim took them over and now most of the original staff still work for a sub division of Acclaim along with the rest of the old staff.
As someone who completed back to the future part III several times (I was a very bored and deprived child), on the train level you have to pick up the coloured blocks i the order they are up the top of the screen.
Sega's answer to dkc is actually Vectorman
thank you guys for constantly putting out great content! I love your videos, and i check in every week! I am an avid retro gamer and its awesome to see more people do retro gaming videos! i think it would be cool if you looked at genesis rpg's. Everyone knows about the final fantasy, and chrono trigger, the mana games, but the phantasy star and the game shadowrun are less remebered. Also i have noticed in a few of your videos that one of you own a boxed sega cdx! i also have one! thanks again!
F-Zero GX got ridiculously hard when it came to trying to unlock the AX tracks. Great game though, still love it even though it got me so pissed off I did break a Gamecube controller because of it once.
A friend lent me that game when I originally got an Xbox 360. I couldn't even figure out how to get to the first stage, I was just stuck in the town and I started feeling really queasy. I never played it again. from what I hear, I got off easy!
Entertaining episode. Back to future 3 was impossible on the amiga with a joy stick. No wonder I never saw the second level. Look forward to new episodes every month. Awesome stuff.
That's quite an odd duo of favorite games! :)
We originally made a different ending involving Kid Kool, but then we remade it to address the "issue" presented by so many people in the previous episode. Maybe we'll include the original ending in a Outtakes episode or something.
I don't see why there is a pressing need to wash his hands. He didn't wipe his arse, so his hands were still clean. (I propose a new ending skit where we see what happens if he bothers to wipe his arse.) ;)
On the train level in BttF part 3, you need to pick them up in order, starting with black. The problem is that that roof that rod is on is also colored black, and it blends in so well that you probably walked right past it.
Pit Fighter was actually a fun game to play with a friend. I remember it was hard to find this cartridge available to rent because it was so popular where I live.
Finished Pit-Fighter on one of my nostalgia runs, right before watching this video. Awesome ^^
It's just random. Couldn't think of anything else. I am amazed that it took 4+ months for someone to finally mention it. :)
somehow watching Darkwing Duck made me think about hotel Transylvania for the 3ds; they share many of the same glitches, but instead of dying while you do nothing, you shoot while standing on a platform, then you plummet because the platform kept moving while you shoot, yet you froze in mid air
this is a game I'd seen in 711 in the early 90's and be like damn it looks so good!