I've watched this several times. He's not just a comedian...he's a sociological genius. He worms his way through topics so adeptly. He's smart and just tuned into the shit like nobody else. Brilliant!
Its like George Carlin passed the torch. Bill reminds me of George and at the same time he doesnt if that makes sense at all. I think he sees the big picture and hes someone i dont think you can bullshit. He can see through it all.
What makes it even funnier for me is that he basically goes through every reason in detail that made me break up with my ex and decide that I'm staying single for the rest of my days 😂😂
@arrjee9474 it's working out absolutely perfect. It's been over 5 years now and it's so unbelievably blissful. I do what I want when I get home from work and on the weekends I sleep in for as long as i want and then wake up and do absolutely nothing if I choose to. I never have to compromise or meet halfway. On top of all that I don't even have kids. I'm hardly in any debt and I can even afford to not work Mondays anymore because I don't have to do extra shifts to provide for kids or go out for pointless restaurant meals when I have food in the house. Honestly I recommend it to everyone. I'm aware though that most people need another human beings for some strange reason even though 90% of relationships go completely stale after not long and just brings hardship with it. I'm 35 and have already discovered that being single is the easiest way to true happiness.
It's true that not everyone needs to get married, but it worked out great for me. I love my wife and kids. At the same time, I'm glad you're happy and I hope it continues for yah.
you are a lucky fellow. you have decades of his wonderful stand up to enjoy. i also recommend 'f is for family'. its an animated show and he is the lead. he's wonderfully messed up and hilarious in it. oh and also, ' immoral compass' is fantastic too :)
Brilliant. Ultrapaleface here. Once i helped a young distressed stranded pax w a ride out of MIA. Beautiful black Atlanta city girl. I live in the 'hood. She got nervous! Finally her family cleared up enough to pick up the phone. Tricky 'hood. Lanes, drives, we Lost. We had to ask that scared suspicious white cop for help, at 3am...
That's pretty sweet that you got some new gear bro love your mic, probably no need to ask can anyone hear me see you guys on the next one can anyone hear me can you hear me❤
Meh.....no....not seein it at all. Not the same expressions, he didn't say "it's the big one" or "here I come Elizabeth." Red Fox put his own into it, made it unique, made it the success it was. How much different can a person act out one heart attack from another? A heart attack is a heart attack.....it doesn't vary a whole lot.
When I was in the military,couple buddy’s just like that. They’d spend all their paychecks on clothes,they were always broke ,but looking good.then borrow money from me I only wore shorts.
OMF’…’fkn crazy-💯☘️💚’ -stopped @10:20mins-to comment’ Luv it..‘ especially’scared of dad- ‘hear dad commin up the 3 flights of stairs’ - turning everything off / toys away etc.. ‘all in the matter of seconds & yes’ also tried to hide/out of line of sight’ -‘crazy.. ‘Keep on keepin on’.. D’USE-jersey city nj…
Can't believe I just discovered this guy, thanks to CZcams shorts. It's extra funny for me as I'm a white guy living in a black neighborhood. I saw one of his shorts where he talks about something only a white guy would know if he was in close proximity to blacks, and so I looked him up, and sure enough he's married to a black woman.
Once you start watching, you have to finish. He's that great.
I'm quitting midway through just because you said this
@@joeb134 lmao
yeah, i had stuff to do, and I said, "they can wait, i gotta finish this!" so good. this was his best banger so far!
I actually got bored with his repetitive misogyny after 7 minutes. @@joeb134
😮❤😂😂@@joeb134
Bill Burr is one of the goats in stand up comedian history. My favorite
He is the best alive because he studied the great George Carlin. (And it shows)
What about George Carlin and Jim Jefferies? Good too.
Yes they are. I like george carlin as well
And do not forget patrice o neill. Bill burr would not
@@urielpolak9949 gone too soon
He never breaks the chain of connections in his stories! 👌🤘
I watch Bill over and over because it always brings tears of laughter.
_"There are No feminists in a house fire"_ . . . put that on a t-shirt
I wouldn't say that. Not 20 years later. And guess what? Women firefighters too.
@@michah7214 Dude, he didn't say there was no _women_ in a housefire (that's not the joke)
@@zetetick395 I got the " joke". I'm saying it's not relevant 20 years later
That sky diving reference will foreever be embedded in my mind.
Never get married
i remember this. he deserved every bit of success he got.
All of Burrs stuff is good, but this set is one of his best! Dude is a comedic legend.
Listen to George Carlin and Jim jefferies too ! Very good about Religion and God is drunk at a party with Jim.
izzard 🎃
His Philly rant is classic
@@sarge420 yes it is.
“Is That Too Real For You Guys?” Bill Burr
I've watched this several times. He's not just a comedian...he's a sociological genius. He worms his way through topics so adeptly. He's smart and just tuned into the shit like nobody else. Brilliant!
For some reason I read it as "turned into shit" lmao
Billy GOAT. bahhhhh!
@aaronsyverson True. And good way of putting it.
Its like George Carlin passed the torch. Bill reminds me of George and at the same time he doesnt if that makes sense at all. I think he sees the big picture and hes someone i dont think you can bullshit. He can see through it all.
Don’t know how many times I watched this, but never disappoints every single time.
Gets to the point and doesn't apologize........thanks Bill
The "what about me" gets me every time 🤣🤣
He’s so freaking hilarious 😂🙌🏼
Yes he is! You are beautiful
Annnnnnd now he’s married too 😂
And he is now bald. Coincidence?
Beautiful lady...
@@rah718she kinda looks like a lesbian Leslie Jones. I guess if youre into that😅😂
@@SandwichDoctorZ you obviously need glasses smh. His wife looks nothing like Leslie Jones.
to a very strong, stern, compassionate, & patient black woman
What makes it even funnier for me is that he basically goes through every reason in detail that made me break up with my ex and decide that I'm staying single for the rest of my days 😂😂
Yeah? How’s that workn out for ya?
@arrjee9474 it's working out absolutely perfect. It's been over 5 years now and it's so unbelievably blissful. I do what I want when I get home from work and on the weekends I sleep in for as long as i want and then wake up and do absolutely nothing if I choose to. I never have to compromise or meet halfway. On top of all that I don't even have kids. I'm hardly in any debt and I can even afford to not work Mondays anymore because I don't have to do extra shifts to provide for kids or go out for pointless restaurant meals when I have food in the house. Honestly I recommend it to everyone. I'm aware though that most people need another human beings for some strange reason even though 90% of relationships go completely stale after not long and just brings hardship with it. I'm 35 and have already discovered that being single is the easiest way to true happiness.
Pm😊@@johncapewell7520
It's true that not everyone needs to get married, but it worked out great for me. I love my wife and kids. At the same time, I'm glad you're happy and I hope it continues for yah.
@Ailingforale mate I'm glad it's working out for you and I hope it continues to do so 👍
That is a brilliant set Mr Burr. Well done.
My favorite comedian of all time. Bill Burr is hilarious
Same here, to me he's the best!
All day
I love how his black comic impression is just chris rock lmao
😂😂
I love the way this man puts things in perspective. Beast mode comedy
Legend.
His description of his dad fluctuates wildly
I’ll eat a cheeseburger and rub one out 😅
I've seen this bit about 11 times. Never stops being funny 😅😂
I agree! You can believe in your own way without some stranger preaching to you!
"He saideth unto thee..."
☝️🎙️😤
Watching for the third time, and Mr. Bill Burr is still hilariously funny!
Thx Bill Burr. I needed some cheering up.
Malcom x and Danny Glover 😂😂😂😂😂
Bill, one of my favorites
never heard of this dude, but now I have and am hooked
you are a lucky fellow. you have decades of his wonderful stand up to enjoy. i also recommend 'f is for family'. its an animated show and he is the lead. he's wonderfully messed up and hilarious in it. oh and also, ' immoral compass' is fantastic too :)
Fuck, that candle store bit was it for real. I like candles personally, but two hours?? Lol
Legendary!
PURE TRUTH BRILLIANCE
One of Mr. Burr’s best sets !
I love this man ❤😂
we all do.
Love this guy!
Bill is really good at this comedy thing. He kills it, every time I watch him. -👌
I love his woman voice!
Is that pesto???
Ohhh, it's asparagus! It's asparagus in the omelette!🙃
This special is the embodiment of my worldview
Just freaking amazing
Bill bur was and is a legend ♥
I feel that way alot as I get older, I just tell the TV ,"SHUT UP"WHEN I SEE SOMETHING I DON'T LIKE
Hilarious! My favourite comedian
Funniest comedian of all time. Thanks for this video. Keep it on youtube please.
Excellent set!
LOL!!!
😄🗯️
Loved "Old Dads"...
Pesto in the omelet gets me every time I think of it 'cause I can hear his voice. "Oh, it's asparagus. I thought it was pesto." Tears me UP. 😎
Wanna flip the table over
Brilliant.
Ultrapaleface here. Once i helped a young distressed stranded pax w a ride out of MIA. Beautiful black Atlanta city girl. I live in the 'hood. She got nervous! Finally her family cleared up enough to pick up the phone. Tricky 'hood. Lanes, drives, we Lost. We had to ask that scared suspicious white cop for help, at 3am...
He's in san jose in a couple months...i feel like I have to go
The fact that he thought those jeans were working were the funniest part...
Mid 2000s Comedy Central was just f'in awesome man. The sketch comedy shows, the random stand-up specials....back when cable was awesome
Watching him talk about marriage and the fact he is now on the shortest leash mankind has ever known is even more hilarious than the jokes.
Top 3. Up there my new favorite along with carlin
Bill's the greatest!😂😂😂😂
Love this.
What a nice eighties shirt 😂
Is this the line to lose half my shit? Awesome 😂
19 years later, a wife, two kids, millions of dollars... and this is the best I have ever seen him try to dress.
So funny to watch this knowing he is married with two kids now, haha
I really enjoyed this ❤
Gotta love Bill! Hilariously honest, and has a great way of cutting through the BS of everyday life
That's pretty sweet that you got some new gear bro love your mic, probably no need to ask can anyone hear me see you guys on the next one can anyone hear me can you hear me❤
I think, the closest I ever came to self harm, was at a brunch.
That was before he got married...
"Oh it's asparagus? IT'S ASPARAGUS, I thought it was pesto." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like anyone could confuse asparagus and pesto…
Damn so old its 4:3
And I remember all of these. 😂😂 😩😩
He's very cool. Unstoppable!
Bill killing
I never heard of Bill Burr but I like him.
My dude was so underutilized on Chapelle Show. He should have had at least gotten the same airtime as Charlie Murphy.
What a legend
16:25 Bill, I present to you the Walt Disney Company.
🤣 Classic Bill Burr
"OH my god look at all this stuff !! All this stuff is stupid ! Look at all this stupid stuff !!" Kills me everytime i watch it 😂
He is a great standup
Damn I haven't seen this in a minute!
I think I'm about his age here and I live alone with no gf so this hits hard in a good and not good way.
THIS GUY IS FUNNNNNNNNY...😂
We had the same dad.
"We have little problem in aisle 8" that broke me
Let it go has to be the all time best Bill Burr special, but this one is close
Who saw this in 2005 and thought "yeah he'll be in Star Wars one day"
it almost will be 20 years in one and half year
The truth is always funniest👍
bills confidence is unstoppable depute ht wordes hes saying
I first heard about him on the Chappelle show
Hes always had good takes...fair and balanced too
7:50 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣fax I swear. I hate breakfast food, but our local breakfast spot has adult milkshakes.
I can't stop laughing, Bill Burr is my spirit animal
been funny as hell since he had hair. long live bill burr!
23:17 fred sanford heart attack act
Meh.....no....not seein it at all.
Not the same expressions, he didn't say "it's the big one" or "here I come Elizabeth." Red Fox put his own into it, made it unique, made it the success it was.
How much different can a person act out one heart attack from another? A heart attack is a heart attack.....it doesn't vary a whole lot.
yeah ha ha too Real , lol
When I was in the military,couple buddy’s just like that. They’d spend all their paychecks on clothes,they were always broke ,but looking good.then borrow money from me I only wore shorts.
That's me, I live modestly, but I always have money in the bank.
Am I the only one shocked to hear that brunch was a thing back in 2005?? 😂
OMF’…’fkn crazy-💯☘️💚’
-stopped @10:20mins-to comment’
Luv it..‘ especially’scared of dad- ‘hear dad commin up the 3 flights of stairs’
- turning everything off / toys away etc..
‘all in the matter of seconds & yes’ also
tried to hide/out of line of sight’
-‘crazy..
‘Keep on keepin on’..
D’USE-jersey city nj…
Hilarious 😂😂😂
Hilarious!
HA HA HA HA HA, AWSOME!!!!!!
scary dads are the best
great set
To my own personal helll 😅😅😅😅
Can't believe I just discovered this guy, thanks to CZcams shorts. It's extra funny for me as I'm a white guy living in a black neighborhood. I saw one of his shorts where he talks about something only a white guy would know if he was in close proximity to blacks, and so I looked him up, and sure enough he's married to a black woman.
how have you never heard of Bill Burr?
This dude was the shit
and still is