The Taser Cup! (ft. Michael Reeves) | Cold Ones
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Epic
*sees Michael Reeves title* DROP FUCKING EVERYTHING
Anything4views great stuff man keep up the good work!! Also get the colossal episode out m8
You look like the cheddar goblin
This was actually the best episode of ColdOne's so far Chad,Very Epic!
This video is basically chad getting bullied, max trying to get Micheal to build bruh robots and Micheal Low key trying to commit murder
lmao yup! And we are OK with that, tbh. I wish it were longer!
"Just Me and the boys"
-A Boy
Wel that's just great content
But can you really blame Michael?
Yup
specifically murder by drones on children
90% of the podcast is just max going "hey can you make a robot that says bruh" 10/10
bruh
@AccidentalGenius 7 OwO?
still waiting for the prices on sex robots to go down and still waiting for the robot to go down on me can't figure out how to program the last one I bought but it seems the toasted sandwich setting is broken. Any experts?
Real bruh moment
Bruh
Bruh Moment Identification:
- Joke about someone's death
- Joke about a tragedy
- Someone gets flamed hard
- Racial swearing
- Something minorly inconveniences someone
- World War 2
- The recent death of a celebrity
- Maxmoefoe's upload schedule
I love how despite all of that shit, it's still monetized.
Bruh
ww2? bruh
Longest build-up ive seen for that one single joke
- 6 million of them perished in those gated communities
Bruh
Michael Reeves might be the only inventor inventing things in order to move humanity backwards
The way it should be
Anprim gang unite
and that's exactly what we needs
He will return us to monke
Believe me I’m trying 😂 for one of my engineering projects I built a trebuchet that throws Beanbags at people (technically it’s heat sensitive but it still works)
people that need to be on 'Cold Ones'
- Penguinz0
- Zuckles
- Idubbbz
- Jschlatt
- Twomad
- Gus Johnson
- v-sauce
- and last but *CERTAINLY* not least: ReviewBrah
10,000 self worth with 0 effort challenge. T
Yes
I only agree because tou didnt list joji. So sick of that repetitive shit
I think they filmed the Gus Johnson video already, he talked about it on the gus and eddy podcast
The only justification I can think of on why George or Ian haven't been on is because they just dont want to and thats depressing.
What’s poppin?
"Hey can you build a robot that makes Max upload on the main channel?"
Max's channel got demonized
@@fred-is-eternal5185 ah yes, demonized
He forgot the password to it
Rackaracka: ooooooo
Fat
"What is a Bruh moment?"
~ Socrates
Yeah
"behold, a bruh moment "
~ Diogenes
2 Australian men getting harrassed by a 15 year old
Correction a 12 year old
Two undercover Australian spies interrogate young drunk robotics genius to extract information about A.I.
Leaked Rick and Morty season 4 script sounds amazing.
It’s actually the plot of bushworld adventures 2
1999 Colourised
and they ended up getting drunk with him
r/badlyexplainedmovieplots
Michael: "I don't really collab with any robot or technology youtubers."
Will Osman: "Am I a joke to you?"
that's a bruh moment get the fucking robot out
@@newportconsumer I was actually thinking of a joke about the bruh robot, wtf man you stole my brain.
Will's an engineer
Bigfoot I was bout to say.
funny
micheal gets better at explaining robots drunk, max gets better at interviewing drunk, chad gets better at drinking drunk.
5:04 "don't make a robot that rides around slitting people's necks"
Michal Reeves earlier today: I made a surgery robot (that was later used to stab a foam head and a pineapple)
*Michael does litterally anything*
Max: Can you make a robot that-
- Says bruh
"Keeps chad off of you?"
*_That's a glock_*
I dont think thats a robot@@strwberryjim6403
Holy crap Michael made this video like 2 months ago
Yeah lol I was wondering why they were taking so long, michael of all people beat them to making a video. and he only does like 2 videos a year
It's because they release the podcasts early on patreon
But, did you buy the Ding-Ding?
I mean it’s a highly edited hour 15 minute video
they had to remove all the times they said the n word.
Max trying to pour a drink with the lid on at 20:20 just killed me, I couldn’t stop laughing
God I love how Michael turns into a little gremlin when his cup comes out.
34:02 for those looking for a time stamp
Max: "Could you make a robot that eats shrimp?"
Michael: "No max, I can't"
1 month later:
ABUSIVE ROBOT STEPDAD THAT EATS SHRIMP
underrrated comment
@@yolovideos8084 underated reply
Massive Legend Underrated person
I dont get it
@@koda236 He actually did make an abusive step dad robot that they fed fish. Its funny cus its literally true.
"If I understand 2 words out of the 100 ... I feel like I'm apart of the experiment."
-Chad
Michael having a maniacal laugh like a 90's cartoon villain is a big mood
Michael Reeves: he killed Nine people?
also michael reeves: licks his lips
He got horny after hearing that
During a conversation, any silence of more than 2 seconds triggers a bruh
😂
Bruh
Bruh
Max every few minutes: " Can you build a robot that ___________?"
BRUHH Robot is a million dollar idea. Remember the shitty GG buttons back in the day ? BRUHH robot is the future
Yeah came off kinda douchey after the 10th one. The first one was hilarious and then he really killed it.
Eric Gallagher Leg
@@Okartel Cool Disney electric swing playlist boot licker
Chad every few minutes: "BRUH"
Michael every few minutes: *maniacal laugh*
Chad: Lawful Good
Max: True Neutral
Michael: Chaotic Evil
michael chaotic chaotic
They're all chaotic though
Max is Chaotic Neutral for sure
Chad is not lawful good
I'm a computer science major who's also horrible at math, seeing michael be stupid and chaotic but successful gives me hope lol
You can do it bruh
I always thought being good at programming meant you were good at problem solving and logic related problems, which I always associate with maths. I do hear a lot of programmers saying they're shit at maths so I dunno if it's just because you're surrounding by giga brains who do maths at university or something
I feel you
@@ape5490 changed my major no I can’t lol
@@95Grumple I’d argue what you’re describing is a type of math, sounds like what we discussed in discrete mathematics, but the type of math I’m referencing and what I assume they’re referencing is algebra, calculus, and anything that has to do with spatial awareness. Although plenty of them are lying and actually know what they’re doing when it comes to calc, and I would honestly wager Michael is better at math than he lets on given his knowledge of 3D printing and robotics, you kind of have to be better at math and geometry to use some of that design software. I’m still in school and have barely scratched the surface on most of this Shit and the robotics side goes over my head
"Edgy drunk kid meets his heroes"
I feel like what I wrote was meaner than I intended but I don't take it back.
Legg so hott
Hott hott legg
Legg so hott could fry an eggg
mhm yeaaaaaaah
I never thought I see Maxmoefoe say “We live in a society” followed by “gamers rise up” followed by “bruh”
52:48 That will pass electricity through your heart.
You are a saint. Thank you.
this is probably the funniest episode they made, like the amount of times max kept asking michael for robot ideas, max one liners and chad being stupid, and Michael sounding like the main voice of reason in this clique is the best.
The editing makes me feel like I’m watching an Eric Andre skit
Especially the screaming and electrocution also adds to it
@@BenDover-ht5nv + the camera movement
@Crude Wildfire That's what he said
Micheal says "through your heart" then looks down the camera, like some sort of taser gremlin
This guy was like a mini Filthy Frank. This just made me feel good again for a breef moment. I really miss frank and the years when my life wasnt shit. Thank you guys.
We all miss papa franku
Michael: * breathes*
Max: ay michael can you build a robot that breathes
Michael was an amazing guest on the show. He dished more shit back to max and chad than they could to him! Sick podcast guys
Here is my like without changing the like count 👍
Take a shot whenever max say "can you build a robot..."
Fucken hell, I’m drunk as fucking shit.🥴🤢
"Even if I only understand 2 words over hundred of words that's okay because I'm part of the experiment" Chad might be braind dead but he's not stupid
Michael sounds so different when he's being smart
It takes a lot of effort, though, so defaulting to Chaotic Braindead is actually an understandable decision.
A lot of smart people do it, pretending that you know what you're doing is quite boring and pretentious
The drunker Michael gets the more you realize his soul is just an unhinged, ancient demon taking the form of an innocent looking munchkin
edit: i also live in koreatown
His voice just gets more and more detailed in the dark ideas he unfolds and even his facial expressions make him obvious that hes thinking about something demented
But hes dope
And that’s why we love him
creeng comment
Kristian Steed 😀............
I love how shocked Michael seems to hear that he joked about releasing mustard gas in an orphanage, because he was doing a bit about Logan Paul when he said that. Literally two sentences later, he said, "So after I got demonetized by some dead Japanese guy, I went back to that forest and I kicked his ass!"
"Holy shit, you that guy who vomits in cake"😂😂😂 his clap back was strong
definitely bring michael back sometime, he’s a fantastic guest and i enjoyed this episode even more than others which is saying something
They have really good chemistry, some podcasts seem awkward but they obviously had a good time together beforehand
You speak the facts my man. I genuinely had a mad laugh at this one
Michael Reeves is the most hilarious Psychopath I've ever seen, this is gold.
Best podcast
honestly so cute seeing him fanboy for max and chad, very wholesome. bru
He doesn't want to drink because he will instantly turn into Rick Sanchez.
20:19 *tries to pour himself a drink with the cap on*
Bruh
Franciszek lol i was going to say the same thing
🅱ruh moment
Lolzlimez B R U H
Bruh.
Max: "Chad probably has a few conditions."
Chad: *stares in bruh*
I still find it funny how terrified Max is of Tasers when he's probably the culprit behind the shock collar challenges they had back in the day.
this is perfect, chad isnt afraid to hurt himself and michael isnt afraid to hurt others
"Is it too soon? It was yesterday"
Lmao bruh
Fun fact Cold Ones is secretly an Intervention so Max can finally upload his content that we've been waiting for.
Australians visit America: "I nearly got robbed twice on the way over here"
57:17 when did max become a guest on his own podcast XD
This is Probably the most I’ve laughed at a cold ones episode
I agree I laughed, out loud many times.
@@chollysa7777 Same
Same
Michael Reeves: your robot ideas suck!
Also Michael Reeves: I made a robot the shines a laser in my eye!
Hell Boy
Lil Peep no
Lil Peep fuck yeah.
technophobian oh wow good point
Yeah but it’s HIS terrible robot idea, not some dumbass internet commentors’
I love how Michael calls out Chad for saying ElectroBoom is Indian but then Michael says hes Pakistani and in reality hes Iranian
Micheal looks like the type of guy who would create the gravity gun from half-life and then just use it to grab things from high shelves, while also making it so that the tall people can't get the things they need.
Taser cup = Mini version of toaster in bathtub
But like reversed
I want Micheal to be a co-host. He has great chemistry with Chad and Max
He actually does haha. He has a great sense of humour. Most people i work with in programming are insufferable.
Tristan Ewing they kind of remind you of your family at thanksgiving
You gotta get the bois how to basic, Michael Reeves, Max ,Chad, Ian.....this is the squad that could fucking take over youtube
@@antediluvianspy1708 yeah he surely doesn't looks like someone who spends literal days locked up with his computer doing complicated ass software
he's actually kind of a nerd filthy frank
it'd actually be kind of nice but i doubt micheal would like the drinking part very much. drinking for some is a que to be a bit more unhinged. these two can do it but others might not be able to.
The best quote this year “how do you determine a bruh moment”
25:38 Michael laughing because he knows Chad and Max have no idea what he's talking about, they're just staring at him.
Max, just release those videos. Don't overthink things. You got this. Leg.
nama legg
Jeff -> Bruh -> Leg?
KZ O Jeff -> bruh -> leg -> jeff
Bread
Egg
just threw out my gfuel, thanks for saving my legs max
Y did u throw it out also LEGG
They live in la I thought they were in Australia
@@BigSmoke-tf1qd They don't live in LA you muppet... They flew over for a few weeks and recorded a bunch of cold ones episodes. This one was recorded over a month ago. They were even talking about travel insurance in the first 15 minutes, try and keep up bud.
Max: Hey can you make a robot that’s angry as shit
Michael: *Robot abusive dad PTSD*
Chad:
*ranting about how tasers aren’t bad*
Also Chad:
*taser crackles*
“DONT TASER ME BRO”
Been waiting for this to upload since Michael showed that torture device of a cup in his video
gondola
@@Petrolhead99999 bennis:DDDDDDD?????
@@Petrolhead99999 love the art work of them to death :D
Michael 100% needs to make a robot tattoo gun and use it on Chad.
He could tattoo dingding on him.
Golden comment of the year
Yes.
Yes indeed.
100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000%
C'mon mate he'd tat a youtube buddy 😂
He could use the parts from the tomato machine.
@@arat2028 I fucking love your name and pfp.
Michael's laugh gives me life, its like an evil genius having the best day
46:32 Max: "Hey Michael, can you build a robot that gets hella angry?"
Michael: *makes an abusive robot stepdad*
I cant believe you gave alcohol to a 14 year old kid
Maybe it's MAYBELLINE!
They made that joke already
He's 12
Hes literally a kindergartner
EVERY Cold Ones ever:
Max and Chad: bruh!
Guest: You know I've alwa...
Max: So it's like this, the longer I wait the better I have to perform in my new video on maxmoefoe1.
Everyone just wants him back tbh
20:20
Max is totally grogged out.
I feel like Michael is gonna grow up to be an antagonist in a saw movie.
No one:
Max: "Hey can you build a robot that does this"
The bionic fucking eyes killed me
*When the guest becomes a co-host*
I liked this kids ability to riff back at them it balanced out the show a lot.
And the cohost becomes the guest, he really interviewed max
Max: is that safe?
Chad: ....
Everyone: .......
Michael: I think so?
Chad just got assaulted at every turn. I hope they're still cool with each other after this.
Man, Michael's laugh reminds me of the way George used to laugh. Great episode btw.
Bruh stop making me nostalgic
Nobody:
Micheal: *"Define that"*
Ben 10 Murder
Michael: DEFINE THAT
Its so cute how much michael looks up to them
I'd kill to see Michael with Ian and Chad and Max doing the old FilthyFrank/MaxMoeFoe/idubbz style videos. He meshes with these boys so well.
"can you make robot that say _beep_?" -maxmoefoe 2019, Cold Ones
Michael laughs like a mad scientist FOR REAL 😂🤣😂
Aaron Urias because he is one
This is just Michael meeting his heroes
And eviscerating them, emotionally and mentally
The moment his laptop got wet his mercy evaporated
Bruh, Max edit the videos! It'll live up to the hype You're just overthinking it!
Also good episode, very cool.
Max edited his second Japan vlog a year.
@@ppmaster3243 I'm talking about his main channel videos. Super trash bros etc.
Been really missing that content, especially since George quit.
Make the BRUHBOT!
#BRUHBOT
Seeing Michael talking about the inspiration he took from Max, Chad and all the others is so cute ngl. It's really nice to hear them talk about all the old behind the scenes stuff while Michael is just kinda admiring
“Robot that kills babies”
He lit a baby on fire with another baby in his The Boys video
I love that moment at 29:39 where Michael and Max are distracting themselves,
*Chad completely silent*
*they both turn*
*Camera pans to hipster Chad*
*moment of silence*
*realization sets in*
*Camera zoom*
Michael: "Oh, god!"
Max: "That's a good look!"
*Chad still silent*
30:17 to follow that sharing glasses and seeing how similar each others eyes are is sorta like sucking each other off
michael is the guy who's gonna make a robot that'll beat the recapcha human verification thing
Mitsuo Hiruki I have news to report, a robot was recently built that defeated the human verification but it was not Michael
i looove how clearly max and michael are big fans of each other the friendship here is awesome
"everyone wants to be the next tony stark, i'm just trying to be my best jimmy neutron" is a surprisingly profound comparison
This is THE BEST cold ones episode, hands down.
This is 100% in my top 3 cold one's episodes, and the guest VERY well may be my #1
Also, FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
lol top three isn't very impressive when there's only five episodes
Mikel: define dangerous
Also mikel: that'll pass electricity through your heart
Am I the only one who ever feels bad for Chad? This pod and then the Pewdiepie podcast were brutal to watch. Love ya Chad
That bit about Ian not wanting to drive him home after he got his arse burned... :/
Max is interviewing a genius robot builder, while he pours the cognac with the cap still on the bottle.
🤦🏻♂️
“genius robot builder” do you watch Michael?
iantbh yeah he’s beyond genius
Jeffery Harambe His goals are beyond our understanding.
Frostyman254 2 no his goals are clear. Make money off of us watching his videos while building his suicidal drones with facial recognition
Jeffery Harambe So he can take over the world!
plz make a complimation of everytime max says something stupid and michael tells him to look into the camera and say it again
Youre watching it right now
I know I’m a year late but I’d be *so down* for deadly twister 3 with Max, Chad, Michael, and Jack
Same here but you know how pissed filthy frank fans going to be that Jack is standing in for George. Im seeing comments right now saying no one can replace George and this and that bs lol
Same
@@rudlum7250 Nobody can truly replace Frank, but that doesn’t mean that people can’t come close.
This podcast episode is honestly probably one of my favorite videos on CZcams.