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*WILL YOU KILL THE ENDER DRAGON WITH ME*
What’s poppin
Stal-teir comment
I can't wait to see 'also Fitz' on cold ones
I think he hates max and chad
@@KimJongUnSubscribe I think he hates black people
this is epic, i like this comment, epic, i liked it
Chain_Viper_ CG Very epic isnt it epic, epic.
@@chain_viper_cg9758 nah man, this gangsta
I love the podcast because of the reliability of everyone involved how they can go from jokes to serious conversation so seamlessly like real friends and not colleagues
I think thats kinda a problem too, it's not as bad in the mor recent cold ones videos but Chad does have a bad habit of interrupting and de-railing interesting conversations while the guest is on. I agree them just chatting like friends makes it more believable, but there is definitely a fine line. Chad just needs to watch how much he drinks so he knows when he is being too obnoxious
Thank god for alcohol hey
Months: *exist*
Fitz: bad month
Max and Fitz - normal secret
Anything - I think I have a kid
And i dont think he was joking ether
Anything is his father's name, call him Views.
but then who is for?
@@OllihuAkbar truee
@@rance2799 For is the kid he might secretly have
What a follow up to the pewdiepie podcast, damn!
more like the awkward podcast
gotem
nez. very funny man
From awesome to *dumpster*
*W A P E R W A V E*
Matt Cummins Ah, i see you're a man of culture as well
I love how Scott is basically the guy who is responsible for all their merch, studio, editing, and even directing, yet Chad abuses the shit outta him in every podcast.
He's used as a scapegoat/meme to take the piss out of (intern bashing) but there is at least two other people helping with that. When they say "Scott edit this" Prezoh usually ends up doing the edits
Fitz: I broke up with a girl abruptly in high school and hurt her feelings
Max: I fucked around during woodwork class and did nothing for the whole year
Chad: *I have a kid*
Why does Fitz look like someone’s dad?
_He just looks like a Dad. Can’t shake that thought._
Daniel Sambar He’s the dad of the misfits, with Toby as the mom
He looks like a disappointed dad
Its epic boome
Red Note Rose I would be disappointed too with Jay and Mason as the kids-
probably has balding too ΧD
The "COLD ONES" sign should be lit in blue. It's not hot after all, it's cold.
Lucas so cold it burns
@@Skategoodmen dont do that to my brain
what juxtaposition
Blueness has no direct relation to coldness. Snow is white, ice is colorless, cold air is transparent.
it was kind of inspired by the "hot ones" show from first we feast so that's why the colours are like this. I think it's pretty neat.
Next time call Katerino as well! It would be a blast for sure
#katethesnake
Why the fuck did you go back to a video made 8 months ago just to hate on the guy, you overdramatic fuck
GamingWithRich why be mad at the guy when he did something bad but then apologized the best he could privately and publicly and tried to make things up with Carson realizing he made a mistake
@@chadofchadonia_v3772 Maybe it's because what he did was so fucked up that it can't really be forgiven? I mean, sleeping with your friend's gf *WHILE* *KNOWING* that your friend is depressed is pretty fucked up in my opinion. He also took way too long to apologize, and all he did was a twitter post ffs. We don't even know if he apologized privately.
Sergeant Fish Yes it is fucked up to SEE her, nothing is confirmed about Fitz sleeping with Katerino and you say that he took to long to apologize which was just a public apology which you say was not enough even though you know very little of the situation and still decide to assume but if you go by their word Fitz apologized privately before that when the whole drama started, and he has tried and I do believe still trying to make up with Carson and if he can realize his mistake and learn from it then why does it matter to the public and why was this made in CHAD AND MAX’S VIDEO 8 months after it was uploaded
fitz sense of humor is very current but classy - mature meme lord in a way but still hilarious
blazedxjan no
lol
No not really his humor gets so stale after awhile
The editing, the people, and the humor are what make Cold Ones great
And of course them getting drunk
Yeah
Jack Attack that’s literally everything
yeah the editing on this one was top notch, not only that but cam,max, and chad all make a good podcast
That’s literally all there is
Fitz: I’m going to commit 48 war crimes in the span of 27 hours
Max: What did you mean by that?
Time stamp?
@@andrewcox8807 2 years late but yea he didnt say that
@@andrewcox8807 2 years late but yea he didnt say that
@@andrewcox8807 2 years late but yea he didn’t say this
@@andrewcox8807 2 years late but yea he didnt say that
The statement on parents having the 'internet talk' is so perfectly put. Isolating your children from it means that when they encounter it they don't know how to separate good from bad. I'm 20 and i've had a similar kind of talk with my cousin who's 13. He finds it easy to listen and relate to me but not his mum so it's nice to show him how to respond to these things. Glad you guys agree with this :)
20:32
Phone: *makes noise*
Chad: Somebody is going to die tonight.
the gun part fucking killed me
Chad: I feel like I needed to be bullied
Fitz: *Immediately grabs drink
Mhm
That's an accurate description of what everyone fucking saw
Ariel lol
No wonder Chad seems to be so fucked.
Yeah, i think chad might have some kind of stokholme syndrome with that. i was bullied and it was traumatizing, and effected my social skills, trust, and self worth forever. Im 20, and still realizing more issues i have and remembering the repressed links to certain bullying events and trying to get over it. TIP: MDMA helps more than anything else ever has. dont take it more than once every 3 months, its not weed and can have negative effects if used too often.
COld ones: "Lmao why we gettin demonetized?"
Also Cold ones: "So I Tried to kill my teacher and went to a concentration camp."
Also fitz: "Do you think women are useful"
@@s0l4r_27
for ch1ldb1rth, of course
@@sampletext9426 ch1ldb1irth is my gamer tag
Lege Lege actually their just normal people that arnt catering to the rest of the people about them, these guys truly act themselves (besides not using some choice words on videos ) and I think this genuine way of thinking and acting will one day be the norm
max and fitz:
chad: i’ll drink to that
we just gonna forget the fact that chad said he might have a kid
He has a fiancé dub
Bruh why'd you let Fitz wear our unreleased epic denim jacket? That was meant to be TOP SECRET!!!
Bruh.mp3
When’s it out!? I need it to match my die quik
Need
Restock on fucking diequik you fuck! I want it.
@@FatfighterXD1 they got more in stock today so I bought a couple of them.
Chad: I hate kids
Chad: I think I have a kid
It’s called in denial I hope his “kid” has a good life 🎉
fitz: my school was pretty chill.
max: mine was a little uncomfortable.
chad: *concentration camp*
I actually agree with Chad on that "some kids need to be bullied", I also was one of those.
I’m noticing there’s definitely some more edits in this one and I’m low key liking it they are funny
You can thank Prezoh for the edits, he does everything besides the ads I'm pretty sure. idk why they keep him a secret he's an editing genius
@@Jackmillsable bruh pay prezoh.... m
Millzord prezoh does Clint Stevens right?
@@sportingkv10 yee
You guys need to get Zuckles onto a full length podcast
yeah i wanna hear F's IN THE CHAT in the thickest accent attainable lol
3:19 me sitting by the table with my dad and all his friends
"It was a weird place, I've talked about it on our podcast."
"Do you remember which episode?"
"37.. I think.."
That man right there. A professional.
Nice taste in vido games
@@LikeADamnFIDDLE Pretty sure being bullied will teach some weak kids to square the fuck up next time
I'm not a bully myself but I can see that work out in some situations but not all
@@bilbostabbins1882 what the fuck are you going on about?
@@LikeADamnFIDDLE a fit of schizophrenia
Glad to see that Max is still alive
what? why wouldn't he be
@@cheekybananaboy3361 He hasn't uploaded on his Pokemon Channel in a week
New video every two days!
@@anguswallace8161 jApAN vlOGs
He’s getting chunky
Huge props to the editor(s), you (guys) make this podcast a lot better.
Thank(s). It('s) a lot of hard work(s).
fitz: hey max
max: hey
fitz: how is it going
max: what did you mean by that
Times lame?
*Max mentions a date*
Fitz- “that was a shity month”
I've never been more happy to see mid roll ads
F
Matthew Laurignano W
Hey chad it’s me......I know you won’t read this but I just wanted to say I love you dad. You guessed it! It’s me, Chad Jr. Mum cries everyday your not with us. Please come home. 🏡
Sincerely Chad jr.
How is this not top conment
Chad Jr leave your Dad alone!
Chad jr I'm your long lost uncle wire me 1000 dollars so I can access my fortune and you will get it dont tell your dad
I am a Nigerian prince
I gonna steal yo dolla
28:28 Why is Max saying 'what did you mean by this?' so funny?
Who else wants more Scott in front of the camera.
Nice try Scott's burner account.
Fitz is my dad he's gotten totally comfortable with podcasting and it's a pleasure to listed to
What did you mean by this comment
love the podcast maybe invite penguinz0 or papanomaly
Fuck yeah get charlie on!
U realize Charlie would be suck he only talks for 15 mins on his own podcast
@@knockknockdad5818 Yeah but there are usually 5 different people on.
Also Charlie is mortally terrified of flying so they’d have to go to Tampa
moist
"the internet talk" is the smartest thing I've heard in a while
I love how the entire podcast is edited, props to these guys.
One of the best podcasts currently, It's just guys having some banter with some drinks
This is the best possible follow up to the pewds podcast(besides idubbbz of course)
Schmelp Stankpleg and joji me Man
@@Somewhereslump He had good content let's be honest, fascinating guy.
@@misukiylambertson2764 yeah his content is good but it's so beat to death on every podcast slightly associated with his friend group. He is literally doing what he wants in music right now and all I ever find in every comment section of his friend group is begging him to come to a platform he hates. If you're a fan of him stop requesting him it's just not what he wants.
@@Somewhereslump its literally a podcast with his friends. What's the fuckin problem. It's not like he'll be in character or have to create an entire video
yeah they are getting better than i expected, and way better than i hoped for the cold ones
21:06 This clip explains this whole drama quite accurately from a certain perspective
No one cares
@@high.fructose7534 I care about you😘
Really enjoyed your conversations in this one fellas
Me boating around in the ocean in minecraft: ...
Dolphin next to me: 1:00:36
47:34
Fitz: Ris-
Fitz: Risk ta-
Fitz: Ri-
Fitz: Risk tak-
Feel bad for de poor man
I really felt that
risk taking huh
@@narukami5276 didn't englished well
@@NoahPiontek im just depressed sorry
I just found out about Cold Ones like 2 weeks ago. I’m in Arkansas USA and I could not love this show anymore than I do!
This is one of the best episodes I have seen yet!
Grog!!!
so is it approptiate to call chad "Daddy Chaddy" now?
8sr chaddy daddy
no. stop.
I think this is a great podcast. Chad has finally made a good decision, Good Job your parents should be proud.
No,they should not
@@SistemaOperativoIncantato I disagree
@@SistemaOperativoIncantato I disagree
@@SistemaOperativoIncantato I disagree
@@SistemaOperativoIncantato I disagree
I think that this is the most sober podcast in the cold ones
The editing on this podcast is top tier
one of those people that have been watching since I was 15 but i'm now 20. Looking back on yall's videos and how much you've grown is crazy because it's a reflection on how much I've grown, I felt like my age group fully went through this change.
Atleast Fitz knows this show is an unorganized clusterfuck. Still hilarious though
Thanks to COOL SHIRTZ for dressing us this episode (because we wouldn't have been able to figure it out otherwise.)
Buy the jumper Max is wearing for 10% off with the code 'COLDONES' and help support the show : bit.ly/2Kbk67o
Anything4views lit
You selling that manbun?!
I've been refreshing this your channel every 30 min and finally its here
cna i get a cake 4 please
chad bls notice me
nobody:
kookaburra's at 5 am 1:00:35
when fitz just started out and did his first stream i got him to shoutout my friend sam for his birthday and from that interaction alone hes in my good books for life love you fitz
I instantly clicked off another video for this
Same😂
Lmao your pfp looks like penguinz0
SunnyRacc lmao Charlie has officially travelled back to 2007
old oli sykes was the shit
Bro why is this fan base and also max and chad themselves all a bunch of emo kids, me included
Who did dis?
I think this has been the most productive podcast so far. Props to max for making chad talk about his past, made good content.
proud of you chad, i notice the production quality getting so much better very video
this was great, podcast, editing, commercials. thoroughly enjoyable.
Cams beard and Chads beard are on different ends of the spectrum.
Eilees Beardism Spectrum Disorder
its like three different stages of growing a beard
Love fitz and the podcast two of my favorite things come together
i love max and fitz's dynamic
I'm waiting for the idubbz ft! But the other podcasts are still great and are definitely getting better over time.
P.s yall should drink more...
they drink alot in the patreon version
get zuckles on cold ones. that would be one crazy podcast
@Adam Rafik yeah but we need one with just zuckles
Adam Rafik we need a proper stand alone episode with zuckles
damnboi he’s already been on
they had a live stream with zuckles about 3 weeks ago and it was a disaster, max basically puked and fell asleep and zuckles kept swearing and being annoying then he puked too the viewers were complaining about zuckles.
the live streams get deleted when they finish, they should of kept it up so make sure you don't miss the streams
max: wait... we have a skit for coolshrtz???
also max: is in skit for coolshirtz
Daym this editing is next level!
29:29 “I’m kind of an explosive guy in general”
Gas proceeds to rise
Props to the editor
42:00 Nice one mate
I don't know who most of your guests are, but i just love this series, and it's educating me on CZcams stuff, but i watch it mostly because of you chad and max ❤️
I'm appreciating the editing in this episode
I first met Fitz on a csgo 1v1 server I had no idea he was a CZcamsr he just had his mic button down the whole time and did not shut up! It was so entertaining and this was only when he had about 60k subs or lower. He was awesome I asked if I could add him but he was like my friendslist was full I wondered how?! I checked his profile and now I’m hooked. His channel has gone crazy! Proud of the NZ!!
Fitz: “Yeah I self promoted”
Max: “That’s cringe bro”
The talking about school segment made me think about how much I hated the weird school program I was in. I was originally in a regular public high school, but I skipped too much, and failed too many classes, considering I was a junior with 3 credits, out of like 20 something. I ended up getting sent to an 'alternative' campus. Where I basically sat at a computer all day, only got a few breaks, couldn't be on my phone unless it was lunch or a break. I started out fine there. I grew to hate lunch, because I was used to maybe 500 students at lunch. This was 6th-12th grade all at once. But lunch in this other campus was crazy. We rode a bus from our little building to the high school, and sat there for an hour, nearly 7-8,000 students. I grew more and more anxious each day. I stopped doing work, simply because I didn't feel well mentally, and eventually, I got to the point where I had about 100 or so assignments per class. I got overwhelmed with this work, started crying myself to sleep in class, and at night. One day, I threatened to kill myself. I couldn't handle the work. I got taken out of this school, to start an online program for my area, a computer sent to me (because I don't own my own computer) my teacher wasn't good at all. She told me to do half of my work in each class. My mom was near when she told me this. I agree. 8 weeks in, she video calls me, saying im behind in every class. And to catch up in a week, or I'm out. I worked as hard as I could one day, and barely scratched it. 7 days wouldn't have been enough. I gave up. I got kicked out. And now I'm a drop out. So, yeah.
You get any help? Are you Ok now?
bro really gave max a goobye then just walked by chad at the end lmfao
CZcams unsubscribed me form this channel, even though I watch your videos regularly
ScenicTV susannnnn
Awe Susan, you little rascel you!
Long Schlong bruh get some help
@@MrGodfreyy you get some help bruh
Dan Man Bruh Bruh
28:49 "That's going home with me"
*Yeets it 2 seconds later*
This Podcast is honestly so good
Max and Fitz really bonded, and that was really sweet :D
Just commenting so maybe the algorithm will love this vid but I doubt it
I seen your Instagram story about this video and have been eagerly waiting for this.
Max: People hate it when you play their old videos or remind them of how they were years ago
Also Max: Let me read you some tweets you posted back in 2016
When fitz is more affective as a parent than a lot of actual parents now a days.
Wasn't expecting to watch the whole thing, but it was worth it. Keep up the good content.
The sign should have been in cold colors.. like blue and purple :(
Fitz: *says anything*
Max: "What do you mean by this?"
ive watched since fitz surf servers and tbh they were amazing. some of the best content on yt years ago
Fitz is such a wholesome man. Gotta love him
dude, this is edited like a "funny moments" video, I love it
Almost 700k subs Chad! Congrats man, you make some very funny content.
Chad is my highlight of every cold ones
Max trying to say that he cringes at old content because he got better at it but he hasn’t posted on the main channel in years and pretty much just makes videos of him opening up collectible cards and children’s toys
Hey, it pays the bills I reckon
he makes content he's happy with that also earns him money, he cringes at old content because we all cringe at our earlier selves, don't hate on the dudes passion at least he found a way to be happy and earn money simultaneously
his pokémon videos r better than half the vids on this platform
I’m not hating just pointing it out. Also, I do like the Pokémon videos
@@eccremocarpusscaber5159 will let the likes on your reply speak for itself my friend
For your million sub special you got to bring on joji/FilthyFrank
oink goespiggy don’t think that’s ever gonna happen
No
Filthy Frank is focusing on his music career as much as I want to see that happen it's not likely
He cant risk his actual global career with this fuckery as great as it would be lol
Idubbbz is more likely even though I'm pretty sure he doesn't like drinking
Really liking the show! Keep up the good work!!!
Got to watch my dad for a whole hour. Life changing. Please come home mums crying
I literally sit and watch theese whole day thank you and get william osman, he didn’t have a chance at h3h3 podcast
This is literally the best thing ive ever seen in my entire 21 year existence on this god awful planet
there is a lot of editing for an hour of talking about different subject, goddamn that's dedication
This is one of the better podcasts