THE KIDZBOP QUIZ 2
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THE PLAYERS:
Grace Helbig ▸ / graciehinabox
Jon Cozart (Paint) ▸ / paint
Brandon Rogers ▸ / hotbananastud
Anthony Padilla ▸ / anthonypadilla
NakeyJakey ▸ / @nakeyjakey
Anthony Fantano ▸ / theneedledrop
Drew Gooden ▸ / @drewisgooden
Danny Gonzalez ▸ / actualdannygonzalez
Dan Bull ▸ / douglby
RoomieOfficial ▸ / roomieofficial
Jaiden Animations ▸ / @jaidenanimations
Eddy Burback ▸ / zadstudios
Gus Johnson ▸ / gustoonz
Smosh ▸ / smosh
The Try Guys ▸ / @tryguys
Arin Hanson ▸ / gamegrumps
Erin (2toesup) ▸ / 2toesup
Steve Greene ▸ / stevegreenecomedy
Nikki Limo ▸ / trickniks
Videogamedunkey ▸ / videogamedunkey
Leah ▸ / xleahbee
Internet Comment Etiquette ▸ / commentiquette
Brock Baker ▸ / mcgoiter
Edited by Jesse Nowack ▸ www.jessenowack.com - Komedie
I like the idea that the CEO of Kidz Bop will see this, realize Jack is a mastermind of lyrics and then Jack ends up with a 20 year contract writing Kidz Bop lyrics.
That could be the one correct thing Erin "Egofaptor" guessed (Jack's future in children's entertainment)
Then he will do the top and blow the brains
thats more like a sentence not a contract
@@Tea-mf5rv Egofaptor
I really dont think Jack is getting enough credit for this, he is truly a criminal mastermind. He came up with these lyrics and made it actually difficult to find the answer. His intellect knows no bounds.
Thomas Mcmahan facts
He he big brain
just like his forehead
He practiced by doing other kidz bop videos
It's all the hours watching Rick and Morty episodes. That's his secret.
My favorite part of rewatching this is that I don't remember the answers, but once Egoraptor guesses I can rule one out
and or VideoGameDunkey
Same, I’ve rewatched this an unhealthy amount of times, but still can’t remember the right answers.
Arin's losing talent is fantastic. I mean it's way more entertaining than if he won all the time.
Jaiden has a tendancy to randomly win youtuber competitions with no previous knowledge of the content.
the Tom Scott one ;)
Mr beast airsoft lol
Game Theory's Charity Event
@@amrutamogal149 I hate she was first out in YIAY time, and Disconnected.
I have never felt so hopeless during a single quiz in my life.
It doesn't matter if you have a strategy.
It doesn't matter if you try to out think it.
It doesn't matter how many points you have at the end.
You lose the KidzBop quiz.
Everyone loses at the KidzBop quiz.
There is no winning. Period.
I did start feeling a lil out of it during the second half of it.
We are all losing on his wretched day
This man cracked the code, he has ascended.
There is winning. Kidzbop wins. Everytime
the only winning condition is to get 0 points.
"I feel like Kidz Bop is a secular institution."
"How does Kidz Bop feel about ghosts?"
"Are they allowed to fall in love in the Kidz Bop universe?"
I love that some of them actually tried to form a coherent, lawful, self-consistent Kidz Bop Universe with the lyrics.
Bless their souls for trying
Alfi Rizky I literally read this at the same time he said...and I was like🤯🤯🤯
Kidz Bop Cinematic Universe
the virgin mcu vs the chad kbcu
That's not canon to the lore
I love how despite Jack saying that there are no winners in the kidz bop quiz, Arin Hanson kept losing the quiz itself, but symbolically won by giving jack a nightmare scenario of a future to think about, a future where he is a kidz bop show host.
You're welcome for the 69th like
@@daepicsunglassesemojidude n i c e
The moral victory
And then YIAY TIME happened
In Kids Bop 3, Jack brings in actual kids bop singers to sing ALL the options, so it sounds more authentic
This now
But they're all in their 50's now so it'll sound horrible!
@@TylerFurrison You fool! The kidz bop kidz never age!
@@SoNextJenn with each album, they gain a century of eternal youth. With each song, they only grow stronger.
I think the Kidz Bop singers he gets will be adults by the time Kidz Bop Quiz 3 actually is uploaded. Gus turned 64 a few days after this one went up, he doesn't look a day over 26 when they filmed this
Everyone: actually thinks about the question
Dunkey: I ' M G O N N A L O C K I N E
E
New title: Jack psychologically tortures CZcamsrs for 1 hour.
And dad's car
Pt 2
Usefulsaf Inc. electric boogaloo
didnt realize the vid was 1 hour long
Not true. Erin's not a CZcamsr.
Looking back on it, Arin had no chance in hell! Everyone else had another player to bounce ideas off of and get to a reasonable conclusion, but that poor man is alone with Jack, who's having the time of his life as he emotionally toys with him, no wonder he winds up with zero points.
Dunkey has no excuse tho
Dunkey was playing in hard mode tho
@@driveasandwich6734 And it was actually his little brother playing
To be fair, by the end of the game, Arin had also caused Jack some pain.
Arin desperately needed Dan's help on this one
@@creeperhunterD and he was blindfolded
The sheer energy of Jaiden saying “I’ll win” and then winning is absolutely immaculate
manifesting power
This test is so complicated it’s like a personality quiz. You get to see everyone’s logic at the beginning (when they have hope), the flight or fight response when all of their standards are destroyed, and their true instincts when they go insane. Truly a masterpiece, except for literally all of it please god put me out of my family friendly haunted-ness
This is my favorite comment
jacksfilms you really just enjoy driving people clinically insane huh
Ekaterina Savenya who doesn’t?
The greatest pamphlet ever written
So are we not going to acknowledge the user name or..?
the sheer power jaiden exuded when she said, “i’ll win”, is the reason she got those six points.
"exuded"
Do I spot a Makoto profile picture?
Gotta admit she has probably peaked it is all down hill from here you cant go any higher
The Telepotato your mom
@@J2HATMgoo could you please give some valid criticism
This is so much replay value. Not because there's more details to notice, but because you completely forget all the answers immediately
I’ve watched this numerous times, and all I still know is Arin’s and Dunkey’s answers tell me what’s NOT correct.
@@vidcas1711that’s why I try to answer before them
Egoraptor saying that when Jack is 52 he'll be a kids' show host hits different now that YIAY TIME is out
Bad day?
What a biche
Read that as 5'2"
Same
got some bad news for you..
Jack "John" Douglass of Jacksfilms, you need to release seperate editor's cut videos for each group you've quizzed so we can see all of their reactions and you get five times the ad revenue.
That'd be insanely boring. All these people aren't as charismatic as you think
@@gaklimited shut
@@gaklimited z bop
He should upload them on jackisanerd
gaklimited You're right, but-
Kidzbop Quiz 3: Artists guess how kidzbop changed their songs
I’d actually love that.
That's what I was thinking lol. That would be a masterpiece. Sounds like something FBE would do that
Oh no, now some late night show will steal this idea and do it, definitely :(
And it’s a 3 hour long epic
Roomie has collabed with Shawn Mendes once so it doesn't seem too far off.
50:05 "is it too much to ask we go back to the old ways of separation of church and Kidz Bop?" is a criminally underappreciated joke
Dunkey and Arin both getting 0 weirdly isn't surprising.
Shows how cool they are
E
its because they both like knack
Hey, don’t be too hard on Dunkey. He was taking the quiz while blindfolded with his USB Steering Wheel and oh actually his little brother was playing.
Reading this comment and then seeing them lock in their guesses made the video so much funnier lol; cause then, anyone who said the same as them before we cut to them is immediately shown as wrong too which is just hilarious
I like how everyone is just either chilling in jack's house or on voice call, yet arin looks like he's locked in someone's basement lol
arin isn't locked in with jack. jack is locked in with arin.
I think they are in the grumps office, I think they just tried to make it a neutral set. Lol
@@nkjmeh wasn't that the supermega recording room lmao
Otávio Ribeiro Schmidt I think so! I think it was their mail video set up.
he really did lmao
This is for the fans. This is for the ones who've waited so damn long.
This is for the bitches, and all of the biches, for you've waited so damn long.
The Kidzbop Quiz two is here and this is your song
@@SharpiMP3 YGS One Hundr- Kidzbop quiz 2 is here
@@austingriffin259 yeahhahhahhahah
_let's start the show_
DON'T MAKE ME CRY
"I'm not the music person in the room, but I'll win"
Jaiden is a woman of her word
The fact that Anthony & Ian appeared in this video but in different groups can tell you how distantly away they are in their paths a few years after Anthony's departure. Thankfully that's not it anymore
But in score board Anthony and Ian shown together, maybe Jack knew, that they eventually be working together 😏🤔
"Has ANYONE done this badly before???"
Cuts straight to Dunkey lol
first reply?
He even looked like he was going to say Dunkey right as the cut hit
50:30 is the time stamp btw
Are we not gonna talk about how the green screen is being reflected to his forehead
roo255
THATS what it was
no it's just polish Jack has put a bit too much Forehead polish
codeword
oh of course
i am only replaying to this to get it top comment
no
I like how NakieJakie doesn't even care that this is going to be in a monumental video, since he just eats with the most horrible lighting I've ever seen.
He just moved when they filmed this
@@dvshdvshya but eating?? 😭😭
50:30
Arin ‘Egoraptor’: “Has anyone done this bad, before?”
Jack: “Yes.”
*cuts to Dunkey, who also has zero points*
Leah: “Babe you agreed to do this and there’s no prize?!”
Dunkey: “I thought you get kidz bop...”
He expected the Kidz Bop manager to meet him and give over 100% rights to the band.
I read that as they said it
Finally, after more than 13 years on CZcams jacksfilms has finally earned his title, by uploading more than one film.
I give you Reddit gold
FINALLYYYYYYY
Holy shit you're right
This deserves more likes 😂
Seventy Eight
Aw yes the classical definition of a film
Any video over an hour long
"I swear, when CZcams is said and done, and the whole world exploded, and you're like fifty-two, you're gonna be like a kid's show host."
-Arin, predicting Jack's CZcams Original YIAYTIME
I play this fun game where every time I come back to this video, I see which of the creators have been canceled/out of fashion because of choices they made. There is always a new one every time I rewatch
Which is your favorite? I like Ned "Wife Guy" Fulmer but I'm also impartial towards Gus "Drinkin wit da boyz" Johnson.
Video: Is over an hour
Jack: Stick around to hear about Honey
Me: FAM.
bruh this video is so good I would watch this for 5 hours if it was that long
Kidz Bop Quiz 3: coming to theaters 2021
This lad had 400 GB of footage and an hour is all he could get from it
@@mr.stuffdoer8483 lol
It’s only at 30:00
at this point I'm just waiting for Jack to announce that he's kidzbop's new writer
I never heard Jaden cuss before this. She so passionate. It’s cool to see her outside of her videos. 19:40. Also this is the first video since 2017 where Anthony was in a video with Smosh. 3 years.
Saber82 ok?
Nah he should just make his own kidz bop songs. A cover of a cover.
same
@@saber-seathearn82 for an introvert, that's a very energetic personality
"ned ill follow you to the end of the earth" aged so well
I just came to comment that ! Lol
hey man, the end of the earth is an easier ask than to the public forums to defend him for cheating on the mother of his children with an employee
>august 2020
>sees this video in the recommended tab
>me: "oh yeah i remember that from last year that was hilarious!"
>looks at upload date
god
@@Cruxin POOP LMAO
Oh dear god I thought it was from 2019, I can't believe this was from 2020
august 2021 pain
>august 2021
>sees a comment that says "august 2020"
>me: oh cool, a comment from a few days ago!
>realizes it's not 2020 anymore
The winners of each group should meet up for the final battle round to determine the King or Queen of the KidzBop Lyric Championships. This could (and should) be an annual event.
I, for one, agree
So Gus and Eddy both get to go then, right?
Haelena yesss
I don’t think I could handle this every year
This
"I'm not a music person,
*B U T I M G O N N A W I N* "
-Jaiden
And she did
Yup
...and its not like its Actual music, anyway...
@@19RaxR91 Lol
How does Jaiden always win these things?
Wish WAP happened before this started
Right? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kidzbop would have to change wap to something else 😂
@@samuelking7219 Lol, they did. WAP=Wings and Pizza. LMAO!
@@fruitbythefoote why did they even consider making the damn song in the first place lmao
@@theoldzoeyaccount Lmao, they needed a song to save the kids from the evil and dirtyness of sex in the world.
i don’t think i will ever get sick of the phrase “kidzy boppy”, that is so stupidly hilarious
The fact that Jack can pretty much write the "high" level of "quality" as Kidz Bop just shows what's his true calling
No his true calling is a kids TV show host
What if he's secretly a writer for Kidzbop, and he actually wrote all of these
If Jack designed standardized tests I would have the fear of God in me
Lmao
Cassidy Kennedy 🤣🤣🤣
Jaiden wearing "street wear" is the best thing I've seen today.
The thing that really ages this is that multiple people who were in this have been cancelled.
Its just Gus Johnson and Wife guy right?
@@bobshnitzel2608James Charles was canceled too
@@Tonjit41Where was James Charles in this?
@@antiantiderivative Probably mistook Brandon Rogers.
I thought filming graphic torture was against the CZcams Community Guidelines.
Ya i thought so too
Yeah they should eat cereal
Imma report it lol
Apparently not considering there’s a
youtuber who tortures sea creatures on camera before eating them alive with full monetization on all her videos
Psychological torture doesn’t count
Not only was this hysterical, but I realize now how much actual effort went into this. Between having to do all that research, come up with that many of your own lyrics, coordinating with all these people over however long this took, and then taking the probably hours of footage per group and editing it to be this funny, jack has really outdone himself this time. Almost as good as “twitter for Android”
I mean he spends little effort on YIAY so it's fair
BETTER THAN TWITTER FOR ANDROID
eat your cereal
Almost
Sesh eat your cereal
“Is it too much to ask to go back to the old days of separation of church and Kidzbop?” is a sentence that I never imagined could exist…
I can't even imagine the amount of work he must have put in filming Danny's segments twice so that he could appear twice on screen!
Ikr
Jack is giving off serious evil mastermind vibes here and every time she's on screen, Erin looks like a villain's dastardly girlfriend who is as bad, if not worse, than the villain. Amazing energy, 10/10.
Couple goals
420 likes, nice
And Steve Greene and Nikki Limo can be their Destro and Baroness.
She was crazier than him...
@@bobo21D The she is in reference to Erin.
jacks forehead is so pale that the green screen tries to erase it
gaarabae That was all I was thinking about
If it wouldn't erase it we would see nothing but forehead
Greg
Jack, you gotta do a quiz about censored lyrics in Just Dance, it's completely nonsensical and changes wildly from song to song
That sounds like a worse version of this but sure why not
Gotta love Hot N Cold (Chick Version) by Katy Perry. Along with Rasputin that fades out before the final fate of Rasputin is actually sung.
I love the transition from arin asking jack "Has anyone done.. this bad?!" and cuts to dunkey who remains at 0
1:12:37 Jack calling Erin "honey" is definitely product placement
what a sell out
Smh 😤
Lmfaooo
😂
This is a better Valentines day gift than actually having someone love me.
Love isnt real
eeeehhhhhhh idk man i've been deprived of meaningful human interaction for so long that I'm not sure I remember how good it was.
"2 minutes ago"
"182 likes"
Yeah I think we're all lonely together
Mood af
Hehe UP TOP!!!
It’s funny to see all the things that have changed with these CZcamsrs after only three years. Some bad some good and some great
this so iconic there's like 2 people already canceled in this video
Ned and which other one?
@@chane11ee7 gus
3 now
@@LambruscoPeter Who's the third?
@@angelsartandgaming no one probably, I was just trying to make people speculate!
“Avengers Endgame is the most ambitious crossover ever”
Jacksfilms: Hold my Klondike
Hold my KidzBop lyrics
Ygs 100 vibes
I love how the OG group is just incredibly more drunk than all the others
Why else would they agree to do this again
@@badexample2674 he drugged them obviously
They've been on that couch drinking since the first one
Ohhhh true i forgot Commentiquette is an OG
54:53 Zack is regretting that statement now
"When are you gonna pull out the no change??"
Famous last words
Arin: "Has anyone done??? This bad??"
Jack: "Yes."
*immediately cuts to Dunkey, who has zero points, losing brain cells as he contemplates the correct lyric*
50:30
i can't stop laughing
Gamers don't know kids bop smh
I would've liked to see Danny in this quizz as well
How'd they fuck up TWELVE times
so glad to see drew gooden taking this quiz. i know he's trying to become a kidz bop kid so this is good practice
I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING, so proud of him for taking such a huge step at such a young age 🥺
Yeah but i don't see why we needed two of him.
@@markbjerreskovlarsen6057 oml 😂😂😂😂
@@markbjerreskovlarsen6057 ikr
Drew probably filmed and edited his video after filming this one 🤣
Dunkey locking in E sent me
Same
The combination of Dunkey’s confidence and Jack’s immediate laugh makes it perfect 😂
@@benfreedman8509 could you maybe give a time stamp to this part
@@wallybloc1415 15:55
i feel like smosh is just a traveling improv cult now
Kinda upset they didn’t put Ian and Anthony together for a lil nice reunion
Here is the distribution of Erin's anger throughout the relationship:
1% - Actual problems.
5% - All of jack's other videos.
14% - The first kidzbop quiz.
80% - This.
Nah, first Emoji quiz was the height of her anger.
@@ireallydidntwanttomakeanac575 the first?
@@evanmacaulay2872 He's waiting for the sequel to The Emoji Movie.
@@ireallydidntwanttomakeanac575 as everyone should
Arin: has anyone done this badly?
Cut to -
Dunkey
@@seyonserannaventhan542 arin, like arin hanson from game grumps. erin is jacks wife
Keren K in conclusion I’m an idiot and ashamed of myself
No you don’t understand videogamedunkey actually was blindfolded and he was playing with a USB steering wheel and leah was hacking and he wasn’t even playing it was his little brother
@@Kapeeshy you're just nitpicking and bias, I win, bye bye
this whole video is a masterpiece. brilliant concept, all-star cast, plot twists and big reveals. a year and a half later and it's still one of the best vids on this channel
I love how in the video, Ian said “it’s 2019” and this vid came out on Valentine’s Day of 2020… that’s actually hilarious.
Teacher: Jaiden, you got 50%
Everyone: *laughing*
Teacher: it was the highest score
reply
reply
reply
reply
reply
Jack: “How are you guys feeling?”
Roomie: “iM fRoM sWeDeN”
Arin and Jack should start a podcast I swear they feel so natural together
They should get married or somethin
@@jay7tennis both are already married
@@JS-lk1ut haha I know. I was just joshin
@@jay7tennis so long as you're just Joshin'
Guys op was talking about Arin, not Erin
"Sweet Home Kansas" is my favorite cover. 😂
Everyone kept saying stuff like "That answer seems like adults could have written it." without realizing, Jack is the Adult.
also, adults write the lyrics for Kidz Bop
Is he tho?
Plot twist: John's been writing and working for KidzBop for the last 7 years. This has been a long running ploy for KidzBop to get more traction.
Honestly, it could be true.
Lol, yeah
The fact that you used his government name 😂😂😂😂
Aadin Heals did you have to use his real name tho?
Erin works for kidzbop
Shame that Gus Johnson and Ned Fuller are in this video
Gus Johnson jumpscare
A missed opportunity to call the final question “the final bop”
That just means there's gonna be a third one
This whole thing should have been called Quiz Bop.
There will never be a last bop
"The final kid"
Lucas Bell sorry I’m gonna have to go with E. [No change] 😜
Dunkey lost because he was blindfolded and it wasn't even him playing
He was using a USB steering wheel while doing open heart surgery. It wasn't his fault
I love how these comments are a clusterfuck of the type of comments you see on the channels in this video, lol
And it wasn't even plugged in and he wasn't even looking
And he wasn't even born yet
But he has the highscore in Bowser's big bean burrito, so how could he lose? Clearly rigged
god rip 2022 viewers who have knowledge of some of these peoples’ wrongdoings
I would pay money to just listen to Jack, Danny, Drew, and Fantano talk about anything at all lol
melon saying he has all his friends here is wholesome
altho idk if he ever talked to them besides in this video
has he ever reviewed danny's songs or at least mention it in his weekly round ups?
Jack genuinely freaking out over the possibility of being a children's entertainer is so great
It will 100% happen one day
"Allrightie here's an oldie but a goodie. Sing along if you know the words.
~Oooh nothing makes me happier than thinking about your corpse doo doo doo doo doo..."
My favorite part of the video
Jahseh Onfroy
World's largest children
It happened to Adam Conover. Jack's not an impossibility
how does Anthony Fantano claim to be a music nerd and not even know every kidz bop lyric? smhmh. #boycottfantano
"the internet's busiest music nerd"
I'm feeling a light a to a strong b
@@roaaexe but not busy enough to listen to one of the GREATEST COVER ALBUMS there is and ever will be 😤😤😤
#fantanoisoverparty
glad the fantano comment section has made it
Damn bruh Fantano was tryna talk like multiple times and his mic just didn’t have any sound lmfao
Which is funny, because out of literally everyone who participated in this, you'd think the music reviewer would have decent audio.
@@amiccus_ It's especially funny because this was early 2020, and he knew about his mic problem since late 2019, and WITHOUT CHANGING IT has been regularly livestreaming since 2020... and yet magically it just fixed itself one day. He never even tried to open a program, he just assumed it was unfixable but went ahead anyways just as a starter mic, and then one day it just worked perfectly normally. He must have taken the vaccine lol
It looks like Ned is cheating.
💀
I like how little talks hehe
🙃
I clicked this all excited that you got Brandon Rogers for the vid and I forgot we were sitting right next to each other. 😂 that's how long ago we shot this
Damn, can't believe it's still 2019 and we got the video on time.
Did you film this before or after you last uploaded?
I can't believe that Jon is still alive
Wait you’re alive?
Paint lol
Bae: "My parents went out, wanna come over?"
Me: "Don't call up at 6PM to talk here with me, you know how I like dinner with my family."
eat your cereal
I think you mean bæ
Just take her home...
👌
We need a new quiz to see who has made it to 2023 without cancellation 😂😂😂
My favorite lyric change is from “you could of had a bad b” to “you could of had a good friend”
some committal
“Welcome to the kidz bop quiz 2019 edition” ah yes, 2019
I was thinking the same. Love the btd icon btw
Yep
Man this is such a year that we are in isn't it
It was really rude of Anthony to talk over everyone and review the entire Kidz Bpp discography for 70 minutes
Smh Melon, we get it, you want to be a KidzBop kid
Fantano memes leaking out
The part where he went off on a racist tirade against African Americans also felt somewhat out of place. Hoping he overcomes his drug addiction.
you are stupid
James McComb wtf
trying to figure out the order in which jack did the quiz with different people is the deepest lore
Seeing ned in this video just isn't the same
The Try Guys are exactly what I imagine the Kidzbop writers to look like.
@Clara Li _yes_
Writing lyrics? They'll try it!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Did you guys realize. This is the first video since 2017 were Anthony was in a video with Smosh. 3 years and it’s Kidsbop. From what I remember it’s been three years.
Clara Li *creepy white guys
You know Dunkey is living in a whole 'nother level when he introduced the E option before even Jack did.
Brock also said E but for a different reason can't remember who was first tho
@@ooferinomaximum860 Dunkey
@@ooferinomaximum860 brock and dunkey are on the same wave length it seems
Can't remember why Dunkey said E but Brock said E for a custom answer
Tips for winning the kidzbop quiz: don’t listen to Arin or Dunkey, go for the answer that seems the laziest to write, rhyming is for squares. So far I’ve only guessed one wrong with this strategy!
51:40 was prophetic in light of the youtube original
Dunkey: "Drake is a loser, watching KidzBop at 6AM, going to the concert."
Tbf, Drake attending a concert full of children would make a scary amount of sense.
I love the thought of Drake unironically loving kidzbop, and the only reason his songs are filled with swears is so that he can hear the pure kidzbop version of his songs
what does tbf mean
@@Leeanicorn It means 'to be fair'.
@@heliveruscalion9124 I appreciate your more wholesome take on this diss.
Oh god
If jack taught a music class, he would make this the final and everyone would fail
eat your cereal
@@sesh4173 But I don't WANNA!
@@JosiahVarenkamp you gotta
Grace, Jon, Brandon & Anthony is such a random grouping
Turns out Gus was not a better man after this, and Zach did not, in fact, follow Ned to the ends of the earth