_"I have a better idea... I'm going to place him in an easily escapable situation, involving an overly elaborate and exotic death."_ Every James Bond movie ever.
Yes he is, and if you do the research, look at an extensive cast list of the 3 movies, he actually plays more characters in the franchise than any other actor.
@@viscountrainbows6452 the cat in the hat made mike myers considered the god of all comedic personalities.... although maybe i just like the chesire scene and thats it
I swear, Dr. Evil telling his history during the therapy session is one of the single funniest things I've ever seen in a film! Brilliant delivery of an utterly insane monologue!
The part about the meat helmets and his father getting loaded and claiming he invented the question mark are solid gold. I would really like to ask Mike Myers where he came up with this shit. Honestly, I bet he was toking up and writing this script.
He was placed in a burlap sack and beaten with reeds, received a scribe and had his testicles ritualistically shaved. His child hood seems pretty standard for evil geniuses.
"My childhood was typical.....summers in Rangoon, luge lessons, we'd make meat helmets..." Absolutely brilliant. Piss myself everytime I watch these. Funniest movies EVER! Thank you Mike Myers .
Scott, " just gimme your gun and I'll go in there and put one right between his eyes, like right now! right now! Dr evil, " how about no Scott, I've been an evil fricken scientist for 30 fricken years. Throw me a frickin bone here."
***** I guess I just found Myers's riffing on James Bond funnier than his own comedy. Stuff like Fat Bastard, Mini-Me, Goldmember, the time travelling etc. never connected me. The only thing that the sequels did better was adding the musical numbers. And Scott turning evil at the end of Goldmember was awesome. But that's pretty much all.
@@eltoncdb And a real woman used it and whined about it on Twitter after a flight attendant called her "Miss O'Dwyer" instead of "Dr. O'Dwyer." "I did not spend 8 years in university to be called Miss."
I had a poster on my wall for years with the picture of him with his pinky at the edge of his lip, with the quote in front of the group of people about his childhood printed over the image. Great stuff. Mike was at his greatest at that time as far as comedic creativity. All those quotes were classic, great, really funny Dr. Evil quotes! I saw every movie in the theater
“So I have one simple request and that is to have sharks with frieken laser beems attached to their heads” !!! 🤣🤣 - one of my family’s favorite Austin Powers quotes !
@@hansesa4586 Yea Goldmember, I don't speak FREAKY DEAKEY Dutch. And also that's one thing a man doesn't say to another man now a days, yea a little wrong😄
As a teen, one of my friends had a clip of that, which he tried playing at half speed. We laughed like fools. "it's breath taking, I suggest you try it"
I can’t believe Dr Evil majored in Evil Medicine just to leave his job at Johnson and Johnson for the empty promise of sharks with frickin’ “laser beams” attached to their heads
Just to let you know, he also played the role of fat bastard as well, he literally carried the movie on his back without mentioning that he was the one who wrote and produced it.
I love Austin's reaction to Dr. Evil not being his father. Like even he realizes how dumb it was for him to believe it. It's even funnier when in Goldmember you realize he knows his father so he doesn't even have the excuse of not knowing him.
I’ve just suddenly realised how much I miss Dr Evil, undoubtedly more evil than Bloafield and Goldfinger, yet more relatable to the audience than anyone cares to admit. I mean, how many of us want to threaten the world with nuclear weapons, and extort billions of dollars from the world governments for us not to press that big shiny red button?
"Austin Powers...He's the snake to my mongoose...or the mongoose to my snake, either way, it's bad. I don't know animals." LMAO watching his eyes as he thinks about if he messed up is great. This is an all-time favorite quote.
+Jaime Miles Release the Globe!!! Oh, owe... well congratulations numb nuts you've succeeded in turning me into a freakin Jack in the Box! Get it off get it off...its dark its, I'm ok, I'm ok
Dr. Evil is seriously one of the funniest characters ever written
It's the laugh that does it, I think
Definitely and it's what he says not really his "laugh".
+GuitarGuy fat bastard makes it for me.
THANK YOU!!!!!
Mike Myers based Dr. Evil on Lorne Michaels
“He would make outrageous claims that he invented the question mark,”
That one got me.
I don't get it
Memeicus Gaming what are the odds that Dr Evil’s father invented the “?” mark? Slim to none lol that was the joke
Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy
I laughed out loud on that one. Very Steven Wright-esque.
"There really is nothing quite like a shorn scrotum. It's breath-taking...I suggest you...try it..." - changed my life.
"You're quasi-evil. You're semi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the diet coke of evil, just one calorie, not evil enough".... love it LOL
'What are you, some kind of freak?'
“My cycloptic colleague “ kills me every time
My wife said she'd divorce me if i quoted Dr. Evil one more time. I told her to Shhh
Mojo the Helper Monkey
Hope you have a whole bag of them
This comment is GOLD! 😂
I wonder if he's still married. :)
Shoulda told her to zip it
Shh. SHHHH!
_"I have a better idea... I'm going to place him in an easily escapable situation, involving an overly elaborate and exotic death."_
Every James Bond movie ever.
and he is more credible than Blofeld in Spectre
The entire franchise is making fun of the bond movies 🤦🏻♂️
That's kinda the point of Austin powers to make fun of movies like that
@@benjaminr8229 ReAlLy I cOuLd NeVeR tElL
Benjamin R It actually makes fun of Bond parodies. It’s a parody of parodies.
Michael Myers is one of the most underrated comedic geniuses of our time
Yes he is, and if you do the research, look at an extensive cast list of the 3 movies, he actually plays more characters in the franchise than any other actor.
In Haddonfield huh take a seat
Then The Cat In The Hat happened..
@@Lazylasagna123 Gotdang he's basically White Eddie Murphy.
@@viscountrainbows6452 the cat in the hat made mike myers considered the god of all comedic personalities.... although maybe i just like the chesire scene and thats it
“When I was insolent I was placed in a burlak bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard, really.”
That one had me and my friends dying laughing
Burlap
I swear, Dr. Evil telling his history during the therapy session is one of the single funniest things I've ever seen in a film! Brilliant delivery of an utterly insane monologue!
Yup.
The part about the meat helmets and his father getting loaded and claiming he invented the question mark are solid gold. I would really like to ask Mike Myers where he came up with this shit. Honestly, I bet he was toking up and writing this script.
"The sort of general malaise that only the genius posses and the insane lament" fantastic lol
@@devonc3948 "he would accuse chest nuts of being lazy...." why? xD
He was placed in a burlap sack and beaten with reeds, received a scribe and had his testicles ritualistically shaved. His child hood seems pretty standard for evil geniuses.
I love how he's an evil scientist whose doctorate is in evil medicine.
It was his parents idea but his passion laid in engineering rather then medicine
@@averongodoffire8098 Good for him. Not only getting the degree, but still having it in him to follow his passions after all that work.
Indeed
Like Fraudci.
@@chrisweidner4768 not to be confused with Fauci who frequently has nonsensical bullshit made up about him
I can't put into words how much I loved these movies as a teen. Decades later, still up there in my favorites.
Same. But then I had an unfortunate smelting accident...
That monologue while he vividly describes the details of his childhood, Weill forever be one of the most well written monologues about nonsense
"There's nothing more pathetic than an aging hipster." - Dr. Evil
Swinger
deathbylife Cheech and Chong are quaking. 😂😂
This still holds true today
lmao. Dr. Evil throwing truthbombs!
This hit hard.
"Sometimes he would make outrageous claims like he 'Invented the Question mark' " I lose it at this everytime haha
You sir are not alone
Ryan Taylor my favorite quote he ever said was
"Sharks with freaking Lazer beems attached to there heads"
Pretty standard really.
Ryan Taylor coc
Ryan Taylor same💀😂
The monologue about his childhood is pure genius. One of the best monologues from any movie.
And the way he hijacks the therapy session…. It’s like Dave Chapelle and Bob Sagat in half baked…. I’m not an addict.
His family monologue is priceless.
“Don’t mess with me, I’m one crazy mofo”.
~ Dr. Evil.
I had to pop a cop because he wasn't giving me my props in Oak Town.
No? I heard that somewhere...
also Trump lol
Scott: You're an idiot.
"You will own nothing ! Und you vill be happy !" or else.
“Why make trillions when we can make....billions?” 🤣
4:45-4:48 😝
"A trillion is more than a billion, numbnuts."
"Alright, zip it."
Why make trillions when we can make….Quintillion’s?
“You know you can’t even” “Zip it!!”
"My childhood was typical.....summers in Rangoon, luge lessons, we'd make meat helmets..." Absolutely brilliant. Piss myself everytime I watch these. Funniest movies EVER! Thank you Mike Myers .
"Oh hell, let's just do what we always do. Hijack some nuclear weapons, and hold the world hostage" 😂😂😂
“Your the Diet Coke of evil, just one calorie not even enough”😂
Just like today's music is quasi-good, semi-good, the margarine of good, and even the Diet Coke of good! Just one calorie! Not even enough! #LOL
"WHAT URR YOU - SOME KINDA FREAK?"
@@hoilst THE WORLD IS MINE! THE WORLD IS MINE! #LOL
Margarine of evil
Not 😈 evil enough
"He would accuse chestnuts of being lazy"
It's such a quick line but its a screamer
Stoney Wan that’s like, the weirdest most random thing I’ve ever heard. 😂
Well, everybody knows whalenuts are the laziest nut.
They are lazy compared to peanuts.
In the spring we'd make meat helmets
What does that even mean?
“You know Scott. I've been a frickin evil doctor for 30 frickin years ok. Cut me some frickin slack”
Just watched all three with my daughter, she was screaming with laughter. not watched for years, man Dr Evil is absolute genius.
"The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament."
One of the greatest lines ever written.
Agreed, I quote that on regular basis
The whole monologue is gold.
I was thinking the same thing. That might be one of the top 10 most memorable lines in movie history. So witty
Monologue, malaise, lament, sheesh, that's some serious vocab
Come to think of it, yeah!
I feel like Dr. Doofenshmirtz was heavily inspired by Dr. evil.
He’s like a G-rated Dr. Evil lol
Maybe a little bit but I wouldn’t say 100%
@Milos Petrovic close
@Milos Petrovic a cartoon character
Either way both are hilarious and arguably the best villains ever
The banter between Dr. Evil and Scotty are the best😂
I love Scotty haha
Shhh
These movies make me so nostalgic for the early 2000s, I really need to go back and rewatch.
We’re missing “how bout NO!! You crazy Dutch bastard” 😂😂😂 he’s the best.
That's from the 3rd movie. Maybe a video of his quotes from THHAT movie is coming
@@justinsmolik2834 it says Dr. Evil quotes, not specifying from one movie. Not to mention it mixed in the sequel too.
Scott, " just gimme your gun and I'll go in there and put one right between his eyes, like right now! right now!
Dr evil, " how about no Scott, I've been an evil fricken scientist for 30 fricken years. Throw me a frickin bone here."
His speech at the counselling session is genuinely one of the best movie monologues to this day
"Summer in Ragoon" Rangoon was a Japanese Concentration Camp 😅😅
And there truly is nothing like a shorn scrotum.
@@NikeAureliusSnow
Makes sense for someone who graduated from evil doctor school
@@NikeAureliusSnow it's more likely referring to the city in Myanmar/Burma
For some reason the line that pops into my head the most in regular situations is "How Bout No, Scott, Ok?"
Me too
I like, "How 'bout NO, ya crazy Dutch bastard!" better!
Seriously love the: "Just one calorie ; not evil enough" scene.
"Now, Mr. Evil-"
"DOCTOR Evil. I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called Mr., thank you very much." 😂😂😂
The creators of phineas and ferb used this line
I suspect that joke has more than one level; up until very recently, a "Dr" became a "Mr" when he was accepted into the Royal College Of Surgeons.
"Doctor Jill" Biden...
Gotta respect the degree he didn’t spend a decade in evil medical school to be called Mr for god sake
"He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark" and "hed accuse chestnuts of being lazy" had me on the floor
care to explain the jokes
@@hamzealameddine8268 sure if you think you need the help
@@hamzealameddine8268 It's absurdist, akin to Monty Python
Carpet or tiles?
5:05 zip it
"He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy." XD
And he still played him on the Tonight Show AND SNL
What a freaking legend!
Honestly some of the greatest movies in existence.
+FusRoDah2 Maybe the first one, but the other two weren't that funny. Goldmember was really bad.
DarthRushy I disagree, I thought they were all hilarious.
FusRoDah2 I guess I found it funnier when they parodied Bond. Later on, it just went crazy.
***** I guess I just found Myers's riffing on James Bond funnier than his own comedy. Stuff like Fat Bastard, Mini-Me, Goldmember, the time travelling etc. never connected me.
The only thing that the sequels did better was adding the musical numbers. And Scott turning evil at the end of Goldmember was awesome. But that's pretty much all.
+DarthRushy You don't see the connection of the sequels still riffing the Bond movies?
“I didn’t spend 6 years in evil medical school to be addressed as Mister!”😂
Marvel reuse this joke in Dr. Strange
@@eltoncdb And a real woman used it and whined about it on Twitter after a flight attendant called her "Miss O'Dwyer" instead of "Dr. O'Dwyer."
"I did not spend 8 years in university to be called Miss."
@@eltoncdb Marvel has no innovation or idea. They just recycle stuff and pile CGI on it
“My cycloptic colleague” is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard.
I had a poster on my wall for years with the picture of him with his pinky at the edge of his lip, with the quote in front of the group of people about his childhood printed over the image. Great stuff. Mike was at his greatest at that time as far as comedic creativity. All those quotes were classic, great, really funny Dr. Evil quotes! I saw every movie in the theater
Dr Evil: I am your father.
Austin: Really?
Dr Evil: No, not really. I can't back that up.
😂😂😂😂
Dr. Evil trying to impersonate Darth Vader.
Ironically, they are both brothers, explaining their similar faces.
@@yunidai16 And then James Bond ripped off that plot device from Austin Powers!
@@odysseusrex5908 shit it was the last sequel so he was just like fuck it lmaoooo
Austin: Right...idiot😆
"evidently my cycloptic colleague" makes me laugh
HeadBangerAust at that part numbers 2's face is like what the fuck did you call
I'm really upset that dating apps don't allow enough characters to write the whole Dr. Evil monologue. That's a guaranteed match IMHO.
“Oww. You shot me you a hole.” I quote that all the time 🤣
Just 1 calorie, not evil enough
Just a houndred like's, not evil enough
why have one million views when you could have.... one hundred thousand views.😃
this comment deserves a trillion likes
+Connor Walker Yes, but why have a trillion likes when you could have.....a billion likes, huh?
+Panos Im - "a trillion is more than a billion, numb nuts."
+Chris Mike you obviously don't get the joke numb nuts
+Red Hood - my comment was in quotes for a reason, numb nuts. I was posting what Scott said.
"I'm going to place him in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death." ~ Dr. Evil
“So I have one simple request and that is to have sharks with frieken laser beems attached to their heads” !!! 🤣🤣 - one of my family’s favorite Austin Powers quotes !
"Why make trillions when we could make... billions" and that inner laugh
Stop stealing my quotes you a holes!
"A trillion is more than a billion, numbnuts"
@@juliabailey9685 all right zip it!
That close up and the music makes it better 😂
A trillion is more than a billion numbnuts
You missed the funniest one of all ,,, "Welcome to me nuclear submarine ,,,, it's long and hard and full of seamen." LMAO !
lmao!
+Dave Gaeng He said "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my submarine lair. It's long, hard and full of seamen!"
Dr. Evil. You look very toight. Yesh, toight like a toiger. Yesh, Yesh! Yesh. Yesh. You look like a macho man. **VILLAGE PEOPOL**
@@hansesa4586 Yea Goldmember, I don't speak FREAKY DEAKEY Dutch. And also that's one thing a man doesn't say to another man now a days, yea a little wrong😄
LOL
I cry laughing no matter how many times watch this.
2:45 meanwhile at the WEF
"My cycloptic colleague" lmao how did I miss that
I just now got it myself after all these years
That line used to always get me. Still does.
And the look the dude got was hilarious
300th like
Austin I am your father.
Really?
No not really. I can’t back that up.
Lol!
Come next movie, surprise you're actually brothers.
Sean Hartnett right, idiot
@@raccoonnerd405 I know. That's the ironic twist🤨🤔.
Right idiot yes
That one was classic.
“It’s friggin’ freezing in here Mr. Bigglesworth!”😂
One of my favorites wasn't on here. When the chair keeps spinning on its own and he screams
"I NEED AN OLD PRIEST AND A YOUNG PRIEST"
🤣
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU
I want chicken, I want liver, meow-mix, meow-mix please deliver
Keith Bellew I was about to comment it myself- but I saw you
Keith Bellew meow mix really missed the chance to have him be the spokesperson
I really sing this when I'm feeding my cats hahahahaha
As a teen, one of my friends had a clip of that, which he tried playing at half speed. We laughed like fools. "it's breath taking, I suggest you try it"
i wants not i want for the first one
I love the way he says "testicles" in the therapy scene
I can’t believe Dr Evil majored in Evil Medicine just to leave his job at Johnson and Johnson for the empty promise of sharks with frickin’ “laser beams” attached to their heads
Yes
Pfitzer were hiring, it's all right.
It took me till adulthood to realize that Mike Myers plays both Austin Powers and Dr. Evil.
My mother was so ashamed of me.
Just to let you know, he also played the role of fat bastard as well, he literally carried the movie on his back without mentioning that he was the one who wrote and produced it.
Well in the previous to last scene he did say: "We're not so different you and I"
I thought he was a separate actor until I was about 18 lmao
"When a problem comes along, you must zip it"
Wa-chow
diablo son zip it good lol 😂
Zip it good
😀Ex-zip-it!😂
Wa-cah zip it good
"You're the diet coke of evil" - Dr Evil
Just one calorie, not evil enough!
One cal, not enough
This movie was way ahead of its time
Now just looks like a meeting at the World Economic Forum.
" I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called Mr, thankyou very much" lol Then his run down of his family history. "Testickkles."
scratcher s it seems like a waste of time if he ends up being good in the end.
Nothing like a shorn scrotum
'Why make trillions when we can make....billions.' 😂
+Lewis Allen Why make billions when we can make millions...
+Nikeimizhong why make thousands when we can make hundreds?
Wrath of Dawn Can't get any higher than that.
+Damien Green Why make hundreds when we can make....tens.
Why make tens when you can make units?
(That's what they are called right?)
“Zip it, zipp it zippi, zippi zippi” lmaoo just the way it goes on kills me
How can people just not find this hilarious...when I tell people this is favorite film...
I love Austin's reaction to Dr. Evil not being his father. Like even he realizes how dumb it was for him to believe it. It's even funnier when in Goldmember you realize he knows his father so he doesn't even have the excuse of not knowing him.
did you ever make meat helmets in the spring?🤣
well, they are related. DOn't you see the family resemblance.
I was hoping for a Luke Skywalker style line like Noo its not true it s impossibleeeee
"Remember when I told we're not so different, you and I?"
(cue scene from first movie)
"We're not so different, you and I!"
"See? I did say that!"
Very clever now WHERE’S GOLDMEMBER?!
Dr Evil: frigging sharks with frigging lasers attached to their heads
Greene: hold my jewish space lasers!
6:56 He said
“It’s Frickin’ Freezin’ in here Mr Bigglesworth”
All Dr. Evil quotes are best.
pretty standard really
+Joe T Riiight...
Ace K throw me a frickin' bone here!
Joe T, shh! Just know I have a whole bag of "shh" with your name on it.
Joe T Let me tell you a story about man named Shh.
“I want chicken, I want liver.. miaw mix, miaw mix please deliver” 😂
We dont can , we spam Mice! At the gourmet chef pick-eting city office foods.
"HOW BOUT NOO!"
lol I read this just as the part came on
I’ve just suddenly realised how much I miss Dr Evil, undoubtedly more evil than Bloafield and Goldfinger, yet more relatable to the audience than anyone cares to admit. I mean, how many of us want to threaten the world with nuclear weapons, and extort billions of dollars from the world governments for us not to press that big shiny red button?
This movie was an instant classic. Right up there with Airplane and Naked Gun
"I had the group liquidated, you little shit. They were insolent."
LIQUID HOT MAGMAHHHH
Maximus Argentus Hilarious as hell! Liquid Hot Magma!
We will heat it up with the
*TRACKTER BEAM*
Lol
Truly the most underrated performance of our time
5:31 certified Asian parents to their kids
"Austin Powers...He's the snake to my mongoose...or the mongoose to my snake, either way, it's bad. I don't know animals." LMAO watching his eyes as he thinks about if he messed up is great. This is an all-time favorite quote.
“The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament” is by far one of the best quotes I’ve ever heard
I thought the same thing
I listen to this every morning on the way to work.
It's *FRICKIN'* freezing in here, Mister Bigglesworth...
*MMMMRRRROOOWW*
His speech at the family counseling session slays me every time
RIP Verne Troyer A.K.A. Mini Me 1969-2018.
The greatest line from Dr. Evil is "nothing worse then an aging hipster"
0:40 - When Dr. Evil mentions that his father was a womanizer, that was actually very subtle foreshadowing to the fact that he and Austin are related.
Just discovered this, literally the best villain ever.
Barney Collington thanks
Jeff Vader?
Barney Collington You, my friend, need to watch Austin powers when you gate the chance.
shh
The laser sharks are fortnite
"Ow! You shot me you a-hole." 😂😂
+Jaime Miles Release the Globe!!! Oh, owe... well congratulations numb nuts you've succeeded in turning me into a freakin Jack in the Box! Get it off get it off...its dark its, I'm ok, I'm ok
Zip it
+The Guy Named Scream shh.shh.shh
Stop stealing my quotes you a holes!
My favorite part is how Bloomfield In James Bond was extensively rewritten and revised to avoid looking too much like Dr. Evil
Blofeld lol
Missed a perfect opportunity to pull a “How ‘bout no?”
I wish these clips included "And Frau, you look so.........riiiiiiiiggght"
Yeaaaa
I really loved how she looked the exact same 30 years in the past 😂
Ja
"You're the diet coke of evil."
_DAMN!_
“Just one calorie”
@@thepeople5589 "Not enough"
Real character, his name is Geoff Bezos.
Klaus Schwab.
"He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark" is by far the funniest line in the whole trilogy 😂😂😂😂😂
Perhaps one of the most funniest villain made.
Dr.Evil and Shooter McGavin are top tier.
... "most funny*" or just "*funniest" ...
@@einundsiebenziger5488 4:50
1:11 Carrie Fisher!? No way. Apparently she was uncredited for this role
my god it's her
RIP she seemed pretty cool
Yeah my friend pointed it out, I did not realise and I have seen this scene....a lot. Nice cameo.
@@larrymcjones she was the queen of cool ):
*May the Force Be With Her!*
"I'm going to get you Austin Powers!!
It's frickin freezing in here Mr. Bigglesworth!"
🥶😂😂😂🤣
The amount of adlibbed lines and moments where they just kept the camera rolling were absolutley the best part of these 3 movies