25 great frank drebin quotes

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  • @Rawk4Life
    @Rawk4Life Před 8 lety +2750

    "Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel things out."
    One of the best lines ever in a Naked Gun movie.

    • @ExclusiveLM
      @ExclusiveLM Před 8 lety +8

      +Rawk4Life ..........They are currently making the sequel without the late Leslie Nielson. It's called
      "The Naked Gun: The Panty Droppers". I can't wait to see it !!

    • @gertjanvandermeij4265
      @gertjanvandermeij4265 Před 8 lety +8

      +ExclusiveLM i hope the use Lloyd Bridges , because he is almost as funny as Leslie nielson ! and he surly has the right face to replace Leslie

    • @Maisygirl1974
      @Maisygirl1974 Před 8 lety +17

      gertjan van der meij Lloyd Bridges died in 1998.

    • @gertjanvandermeij4265
      @gertjanvandermeij4265 Před 8 lety +5

      Alysia Wolf oh , shit , i didn't know that . too bad , now there's nobody as funny as those 2 were

    • @Rawk4Life
      @Rawk4Life Před 8 lety

      Actually, there will be a Naked Gun reboot before too long. Ed Helms is slated to play Frank Drebin, and it will play out as more of a sequel than a remake.

  • @seano19
    @seano19 Před 9 lety +853

    My personal favourite:
    'Your coat, sir?'
    'Yes it is. And I have a receipt to prove it.'

    • @davidpage3893
      @davidpage3893 Před 7 měsíci +2

      I like the gag when he’s going to ask a woman suspect some questions. He pulls out a pack cigarettes and says to her, “Cigarette?”, and she says, “Yes it is”.

    • @shanware2
      @shanware2 Před 5 měsíci

      Jus as famous line as don’t call me Shirley in airplane 😂

    • @nika-pt2pl
      @nika-pt2pl Před 7 dny

      Iconic 😂

  • @mtjoy747
    @mtjoy747 Před 2 lety +153

    "This man needs to go to hospital"
    "Hospital! What is it?"
    "It's a large building with doctors and patients, but that's not important right now."

    • @paulgibbon5991
      @paulgibbon5991 Před rokem +15

      Surely you can't be serious!

    • @RokuHanmar
      @RokuHanmar Před rokem +16

      @@paulgibbon5991 I am serious, and don't call me Shirley

    • @The_dude_fantastic
      @The_dude_fantastic Před rokem +8

      You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon
      as possible, we've got to get them to the hospital. . .
      Elaine : A hospital . . what is it?
      Rumack : Its a big building with patients, but that's not
      important right now. Tell the captain I must speak
      to him.
      Elaine : Certainly.
      Oever : Victor, we're running into some heavy weather . . .
      can you ( Victor passes out ) Roger! Take OVER!
      Rumack : Captain, how soon can you land?
      Oever : I can't tell.
      Rumack : You can tell me, I'm a doctor.
      Oever : NO, I mean I'm just not sure.
      Rumack : Well, can't you take a guess?
      Oever : Well, not for another 2 hours.
      Rumack : You can't take a guess for another 2 hours?

    • @mtjoy747
      @mtjoy747 Před rokem

      @@The_dude_fantastic I’ve done that, taken two hours to make a guess or decision lol. So technically it’s right, I can’t say, for two hours!
      I was over Roger and he was under Dunne

  • @scottodrowsky9835
    @scottodrowsky9835 Před 4 lety +1045

    Commissioner: "Do you realize that because of you this city is being overrun by baboons?"
    Frank: "Well...isn't that the fault of the voters?" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @elcap22
    @elcap22 Před 10 lety +2409

    "He had a moustache, bout 6 foot 3."
    "That's an awfully big moustache."

  • @zachhaywood1564
    @zachhaywood1564 Před 7 lety +400

    "Yep, she reminded me of my mother, alright. No doubt about it."
    Years later, and that line still has me on the floor laughing.

    • @rogersmith7396
      @rogersmith7396 Před 2 lety

      Breasts that say "Look at me".

    • @mickcraven980
      @mickcraven980 Před rokem +11

      "Snap out of it, Frank! You're looking at her like she's your mother..."
      Used that a party once. Priceless.

    • @Chief_Brody
      @Chief_Brody Před 11 měsíci +2

      No it doesn't. Stop lying

    • @Chief_Brody
      @Chief_Brody Před 11 měsíci

      ​@@mickcraven980 no you didn't

    • @sidnew2739
      @sidnew2739 Před 10 měsíci +3

      ​@@Chief_BrodyHow old are you? Nine? Ten?

  • @yabbadabbadoo8225
    @yabbadabbadoo8225 Před rokem +14

    When these came out on DVD I bought the box set. The best $30 I've ever spent in my life.

  • @timpassmore7455
    @timpassmore7455 Před 6 lety +167

    These are all great, but my favorite is where he tells his would-be assassin at the packing plant, "I'm sorry, I can't hear you. Don't fire the gun while you're talking".

  • @Yaris510
    @Yaris510 Před 7 lety +246

    "Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel things out." And: "Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes" - delivered with Nielsen's inimitable straight face. Classic

    • @christianmcneill699
      @christianmcneill699 Před rokem +2

      It's easy to deliver these lines with a straight face when it's a voice over.

    • @mattadders9819
      @mattadders9819 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Oh go and knit some yoghurt !

  • @squamish4244
    @squamish4244 Před 8 lety +2952

    Frank: That's the red-light district. I wonder why Savage is hanging around down there.
    Ed: Sex, Frank?
    Frank: Uh, no, not right now, Ed.

  • @Cypher791
    @Cypher791 Před rokem +182

    “You think you can beat this guy?”
    “I could beat him blindfolded!!!! 😠”
    “But…. What if he’s not blindfolded?? 😐”
    One of my favourites… 😆

    • @FranktheBunny666
      @FranktheBunny666 Před rokem

      That's his manager over there, with a couple of tramps
      *tramps as in transient hobos*

  • @korkronwarlord
    @korkronwarlord Před 2 lety +234

    Leslie Nielsen, the man who could sound completely serious when he spoke and yet be totally hilarious with the things he said. May he rest in peace and do a fart joke in heaven.

  • @adulthumanfemale8666
    @adulthumanfemale8666 Před 8 lety +968

    Bingo. I'll never forget that scene.

    • @oldaccount409
      @oldaccount409 Před 8 lety +11

      Same here

    • @Altair9678
      @Altair9678 Před 8 lety +7

      which one?, i like arguing with umps (& the guy in tn scorboard), pulls out a gun...yup he's out whatever you say, lol

    • @stegelms
      @stegelms Před 8 lety +12

      Bingo. Hmm.

    • @Sr19769p
      @Sr19769p Před 4 lety

      That made me laugh, too!

    • @ecoRfan
      @ecoRfan Před 4 lety +2

      The piano from that scene was my favorite

  • @jemmrich
    @jemmrich Před 7 lety +225

    One of my favourites: Jane, since I've met you, I've noticed things that I never knew were there before... birds singing, dew glistening on a newly formed leaf, stoplights.

  • @jaybramer3743
    @jaybramer3743 Před 4 lety +172

    "Goodyear?"
    "No, the worst."

  • @daddysplittounge8090
    @daddysplittounge8090 Před 2 lety +78

    Whoever wrote the script for all the NG movies, deserves the lifetime achievement award. 😂

    • @Mrbimmer11
      @Mrbimmer11 Před 10 měsíci +5

      I think the same that wrote for the Airplane movies

  • @BasqueNYC
    @BasqueNYC Před 8 lety +558

    Frank: "How are the children?"
    Jane: "we didn't have any children"
    Frank: "oh yes of course" lol

    • @hattyc
      @hattyc Před 6 lety +1

      BasqueNYC 😂😂

  • @mickcraven980
    @mickcraven980 Před 9 lety +351

    RIP to a comedy giant. "Any last requests?" "Yes, can I have the gun?"

    • @user-dy6oq4ou2v
      @user-dy6oq4ou2v Před 11 měsíci +4

      I read an anecdote once that may have provided the inspiration for that joke. A legendary bank robber was about to be executed by firing squad and was asked if he had any last requests; he said "I'd like a bullet-proof vest." If true, that seems like the same kind of logic as asking for the gun from the Drebin scene.

  • @crazyxtagen
    @crazyxtagen Před 4 lety +190

    “She reminded me of my mother all right.”
    How could you skip the follow up line?? “Jesus Frank, you’re staring at her like she’s your mother for god sakes!”

    • @krell2130
      @krell2130 Před rokem

      You're right, how could they!

  • @alanpecherer5705
    @alanpecherer5705 Před 11 měsíci +4

    I once met Leslie Nielsen in a bistro on Sunset Blvd where my pals and I used to enjoy Sunday brunch. I told him I used to sit with my Dad watching him in any number of 60's detective series...He was in every one. I asked him if he had increased his income by 100x since those days and he just smiled and shook my hand.

  • @gregman05
    @gregman05 Před 10 lety +490

    they forgot
    "but frank you might end up dead"
    "you might end up dead is my middle name"
    "but what about jan"
    "i dont know her middle name"

    • @stevenmonroe8177
      @stevenmonroe8177 Před 7 lety +5

      gregman05
      how's about when he tried to save Dr. Manheim and damn near killed him?

  • @tlv156
    @tlv156 Před 8 lety +333

    The sperm bank scene where he's explaining the football injury is still my favorite part. The facial reactions from the nurse just cracks me up every time!

  • @samuelfawell9159
    @samuelfawell9159 Před rokem +8

    It’s the way he plays everything straight while being utterly absurd

  • @Ammeeeeeeer
    @Ammeeeeeeer Před 3 lety +70

    After all these years I still laugh at the "nice beaver" line 🤣

    • @clapstix3495
      @clapstix3495 Před 10 měsíci +7

      Thanks, I’ve just had it stufffed makes it even better!

  • @tomd3098
    @tomd3098 Před 8 lety +1063

    When Jane tells Frank she's a very lucky woman, his delivery of the response "So am I" is just freaking perfect! Leslie Nielsen had such a brilliant ability to deliver utterly nonsensical lines in a deadly serious and sincere fashion.
    Thanks for uploading these, really made me laugh!

    • @Harppuunamies
      @Harppuunamies Před 4 lety +2

      A very George Bushian answer by Frank or is it the other way round, lol

    • @BLUELEADER78
      @BLUELEADER78 Před 4 lety +3

      3 years ago but I feel compelled to share a bit of my awkwardness I experience often.
      Cashier at a restaurant finishing transaction: Your change and enjoy your meal, sir.
      Me: Thank you, you too.
      (I guess I expect them to say: your change and have a nice day.)

    • @chrisparkes2179
      @chrisparkes2179 Před 4 lety +1

      @@BLUELEADER78 yes, I've given the same reply.

    • @MadScientist267
      @MadScientist267 Před rokem +2

      It's called deadpan

    • @GamePadStreaming
      @GamePadStreaming Před rokem

      Never for a moment let the audience know he knew how funny it was; absolutely amazing delivery

  • @mitchellpak1666
    @mitchellpak1666 Před 7 lety +1302

    Leslie Nielsen said near the end of his life that it took him 40 years as a dramatic actor to find out how funny he was.
    That being said, we need more umps like Frank Drebin.

    • @John-yf7iy
      @John-yf7iy Před 7 lety +53

      Sssteeeee-rrriiikeee thrreeeeeee

    • @darthXreven
      @darthXreven Před 6 lety +39

      yeah, watch the original Posiedon Adventure, he plays the captain of the ship, he goes down with the ship in the accident but all his dalog was serious I kept expecting some funny quip and never happens, every time i see the movie it's like that, expect something funny, never happens...great movie though....better than Titanic cus no forced romance story in there, just a small group of people who fight to survive....

    • @michaelmartin9022
      @michaelmartin9022 Před 4 lety +36

      He doesn't really play things as comedy, and that's why it's so funny!

    • @darthXreven
      @darthXreven Před 4 lety +8

      I saw Poseidon Adventure the original when I was a kid, love that movie, years later i see it again as an adult the there Leslie is as the captain of the ship and I expect something funny and no he's serious and I remember oh yes he was a serious guy before being in police squad & Airplane....
      still even the little bit of screen time he had in Poseidon was good....good actor serious or funny IMO

    • @niallreid7664
      @niallreid7664 Před 4 lety +8

      Forbidden Planet as well. If anyone remembers that.

  • @yankees4ever504
    @yankees4ever504 Před 5 lety +48

    "It's like the arduous task of sex. It seems to go on forever and just when you think things are going your way, nothing happens". GREATEST QUOTE EVER!!

  • @LINYVideo
    @LINYVideo Před 4 lety +40

    After walking the streets all night, I thought to myself, "Where the hell am I ?"

  • @TheFailedmessiah
    @TheFailedmessiah Před 9 lety +313

    I love when Frank says to Robert Goulet that "he's been dating too, an author. She wrote the book on male sexual dysfunction. You've probably read it." Lmao.

    • @bill1682
      @bill1682 Před 4 lety +6

      Chris Kayman that does it

  • @neverjethot
    @neverjethot Před 7 lety +276

    One of my goals for 2017 is to leave BINGO cards randomly around the house, so I can use that gag when looking for something.

  • @oskariratinen1213
    @oskariratinen1213 Před rokem +38

    The writers must have loved him too. No piece of toilet humour was too childish and immature and no dad joke too lame for Leslie Nielsen, he turned it all into comedy gold.

  • @kane-111
    @kane-111 Před 2 lety +22

    I'm aware that sometimes we can feel nostalgia in older things, that it was just "better" back then. But something about the comedy back then really did hit different, I miss it.

    • @j.walker6845
      @j.walker6845 Před rokem +3

      Comedy has definitely fallen off a cliff.

  • @NickyNustar
    @NickyNustar Před 9 lety +686

    God rest his heroic soul. Legend.

    • @ExclusiveLM
      @ExclusiveLM Před 8 lety +5

      +Nicky Nustar ...........yes Leslie Nielson was a part time super hero. I believe he was Aqua Man.

    • @ABW941
      @ABW941 Před 7 lety +1

      How that?
      Pleas explain!

    • @AJTwo
      @AJTwo Před 4 lety

      He kept taking dinghies.

    • @rogersmith7396
      @rogersmith7396 Před 2 lety +2

      Rubs the porte wine stain off of Gorbachovs head. I knew it.

  • @A-small-amount-of-peas
    @A-small-amount-of-peas Před 8 lety +588

    nice beaver was probably the best line delivery of all time

    • @ItWhoSleeps
      @ItWhoSleeps Před 8 lety +11

      +Reb Brown watch the commentary on the famous beaver scene... they go into quite a bit of detail explaining it, lol.

    • @Backyardmech1
      @Backyardmech1 Před 8 lety +75

      LOL... And she just had it stuffed too. Great return to that line.

    • @Smithjones12
      @Smithjones12 Před 6 lety +21

      He did a advert for beer years ago on Brit TV.
      Red rock " it's not red and there's no rocks in it" it doesn't seem funny but he was Frank D in the advert it worked :)

    • @apemoon1731
      @apemoon1731 Před 5 lety +13

      @@Smithjones12 the Red Rock ads were classics.
      "You, over there, in the shadows".....and Hank Marvin turns around.

    • @robertallen6710
      @robertallen6710 Před 4 lety

      Didn't take much to satisfy an audience.....

  • @rgerber
    @rgerber Před rokem +3

    "like jumping on a bike with the seat missing" took me a moment

  • @durkadurka4557
    @durkadurka4557 Před 2 lety +33

    His delivery was out of this world, but a LOT of the credit has to go to the writers

  • @Backyardmech1
    @Backyardmech1 Před 8 lety +2017

    Like a midget at a urinal... I was gonna have to stay on my toes.

    • @dilibau
      @dilibau Před 8 lety +54

      That got me laughing so hard I almost puked...

    • @anonimocanale7499
      @anonimocanale7499 Před 7 lety +2

      hartman this movie

    • @GordonSeal
      @GordonSeal Před 5 lety +55

      Man they can't make jokes like that anymore, the pc snowflake brigade would be up in arms about it. But man would it be beautiful xD

    • @bleachedout
      @bleachedout Před 5 lety +4

      I quote that every Saturday night

    • @marc-antoinerave2572
      @marc-antoinerave2572 Před 5 lety +7

      This one is priceless

  • @dringypie
    @dringypie Před 8 lety +64

    The 'swimming in raw sewage' line will always get me, perfect comedic timing in the line. Simply one of the finest dead pan comedians ever.

  • @Da40kOrks
    @Da40kOrks Před 4 lety +90

    Only Leslie Nielsen could go from a serious dramatic actor to a top comedic actor without changing his delivery at all

  • @maxfan1591
    @maxfan1591 Před 2 lety +20

    My fave scene is near the start of the first movie, where Drebin breaks up a meeting of leaders hostile to the USA. In the middle of the fight, he puts Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev in a headlock, grabs a hankie, wipes the birthmark off Gorbachev's forehead, and says, "I *thought* so!"

  • @feardrinker
    @feardrinker Před 7 lety +472

    "Sounds like you know a lot about boxing."
    -Drebin: "All I know is, never bet on the white guy."

    • @aadin
      @aadin Před 4 lety +22

      im sure wilder felt that same way when he fought fury.

    • @OLBastholm
      @OLBastholm Před 3 lety +5

      *Nordberg nodding in agreement*

    • @Phil-ui4tm
      @Phil-ui4tm Před 2 lety +4

      @@OLBastholm, yes but he was thinking about his ex wife

    • @johnmorgan692
      @johnmorgan692 Před 2 lety

      @@aadin 💥👍

    • @renaissance17
      @renaissance17 Před rokem +1

      How about the asian guy?

  • @jamends1220
    @jamends1220 Před 8 lety +928

    Surprised you didn't use quotes from the Police Squad series because there's loads of great quotes in that such as "We would have come earlier, but your husband wasn't dead then."

    • @atranfanatic
      @atranfanatic Před 4 lety +25

      "We have officers working around the clock"

    • @vincentvega5686
      @vincentvega5686 Před 4 lety +23

      most people don't know there was a tv show (which was years before naked gun came out)

    • @Gibbsman
      @Gibbsman Před 4 lety

      Hahahahaha

    • @teknical100
      @teknical100 Před 4 lety +8

      I notice this is 4 years old, but I am a police officer and just got here . . . . .

    • @JohnyScissors
      @JohnyScissors Před 3 lety +3

      And Alan freakin North is in Police Squad

  • @jamesmackinnon7727
    @jamesmackinnon7727 Před 4 lety +28

    I remember one where he needs to get into an event and tells security he’s Frank Drebin, to which the guy responds sarcastically “right, I’m Robert DeNiro”, to which Frank replied in a serious manner, “Mr DeNiro, I have to get in there”
    He didn’t know who DeNiro was!!
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @after_midnight9592
    @after_midnight9592 Před 4 lety +38

    "Love is like the ozone layer. You never miss it till it's gone."

  • @PaulSchober
    @PaulSchober Před 7 lety +398

    I just want you to know that when Nordberg wakes up, he's welcome back on the force. Unless he's a drooling vegetable, but that goes without saying.

    • @thedarkknight9153
      @thedarkknight9153 Před 7 lety +4

      Paul Schober
      Hahaha! That's a good one.

    • @abbaszaidi8371
      @abbaszaidi8371 Před 6 lety +18

      And I wouldn’t wait on signing those organ donation cards

    • @gasper47
      @gasper47 Před 5 lety +2

      Thank you!😂

    • @GisherJohn24
      @GisherJohn24 Před 2 lety +7

      . We won’t sleep one minute until these hooligans are caught!!! Now let’s get a bite to eat …

    • @paleface171
      @paleface171 Před 2 lety

      (Offended sobbing)
      "Frank!"

  • @BasqueNYC
    @BasqueNYC Před 8 lety +53

    The "Cuban?" "No Dutch Irish my father was from Wales" I remember seeing that in the theater when it came out and everyone was laughing so hard ,I practically needed oxygen.That is the best line! Haha

  • @slubbert
    @slubbert Před 4 lety +26

    "Is this some kind of bust?"
    "Well it's very impressive yes, but we need to ask you a few questions" 😂

  • @dragons_red
    @dragons_red Před 3 lety +11

    The magic of Leslie Nelson's flawless deadpan deliveries with the Zucker Brother's jokes is unmatched.

  •  Před 7 lety +108

    Perfect delivery, every time.

  • @Casper-tr2li
    @Casper-tr2li Před 7 lety +98

    Ill never not laugh at him calling strike before the ball is even over the plate. Fucking legend

  • @atranfanatic
    @atranfanatic Před 4 lety +30

    I still think one of the funniest parts was in the first Naked Gun where he left his microphone on going to the bathroom when the Mayor was trying to speak. That always gets me rolling.

    • @yuris6125
      @yuris6125 Před rokem +4

      It was golden! 🤣

    • @jjasper7512
      @jjasper7512 Před 2 měsíci

      We don't know that for certain, he was pretty well hydrated!​@@yuris6125

  • @SMGJohn
    @SMGJohn Před rokem +35

    Naked Gun will forever be the greatest, the writer and director were genius and Leslie delivers them perfectly. A symphony that could only work so well when all the musicians are in place.

  • @maggitPL
    @maggitPL Před 9 lety +906

    That's not Frank Drebin. That's Enrico Palazzo!

  • @Diesel_Hydro117
    @Diesel_Hydro117 Před 7 lety +44

    "Bingo..."*pulls out bingo board* So simple, but so satisfying lmao, RIP Leslie Nielsen.

  • @cpsheedy
    @cpsheedy Před 6 lety +40

    I know it's not a quote, but Drebin's absolute mauling of the National Anthem is timeless...

  • @Gift0r
    @Gift0r Před rokem +3

    "Bingo."
    Gets me everytime. Comes out of nowhere, it's over in a second.

  • @Angyali
    @Angyali Před 8 lety +80

    Best comedy-trilogy of all time!

  • @okrajoe
    @okrajoe Před 9 lety +2618

    FALSE. Every Frank Drebin quote is a great quote.

    • @mellowfellow6816
      @mellowfellow6816 Před 5 lety +16

      TRUE

    • @MzuMzu-nx1em
      @MzuMzu-nx1em Před 5 lety +18

      I agree , Frank drebin for president. The speeches are memorable

    • @garyquack19
      @garyquack19 Před 4 lety +1

      czcams.com/play/PL5KdeMo5Dvre5KMUWE16OMWPEl4UQroUG.html - thumbs up to all three of you. I heave some Drebin inspiration upcoming music videos. 5:48 speech with OJ to his left is wild. Love and Peace yallzz!

    • @spellbindery1
      @spellbindery1 Před 3 lety +3

      @@MzuMzu-nx1em I like his "lavatory impromptu" speech the best!

    • @Kevin-tz2lv
      @Kevin-tz2lv Před 3 lety +26

      Yeah and these are 25 of them, so true.

  • @galaxytraveler5779
    @galaxytraveler5779 Před 3 lety +15

    2:42 😂
    I love how it sounded like he was going to correct himself but instead doubled down on how pleasurable it is to blow someone away with a .44 magnum.😂

  • @boybetterknow45
    @boybetterknow45 Před 5 lety +28

    - I got here as soon as i could Ed, Oh congratulations I understand Edna's pregnant again
    - Yes and If i catch the guy who did it..

  • @trogdor9623
    @trogdor9623 Před 8 lety +46

    "Play our song, one last time." "Certainly… DING DONG! The witch is dead! The wicked wicked witch!" "Our other song"

  • @hansgruber788
    @hansgruber788 Před 10 lety +40

    "Yep, she reminded me of my mother alright." The best one.

  • @peekaboots01
    @peekaboots01 Před rokem +8

    I miss him and these movies. There has never been anything like these movies.

  • @Fossilsnake
    @Fossilsnake Před 2 lety +15

    Leslie Neilson was a legend and losing him made the world a much colder place. Thankfully his legend lives on through the laughter and fun he gave us in his films and tv series.

  • @TheMarianoDelgado
    @TheMarianoDelgado Před 9 lety +348

    -Cuban? -No, Dutch-Irish. My father was from Wales.

    • @mickcraven980
      @mickcraven980 Před 9 lety +6

      Hiccup Toothless I never got that one, but it made me laugh anyway.

    • @xLithiumFlower1
      @xLithiumFlower1 Před 9 lety +25

      Mick Craven He offers him a Cuban cigar to which Drebin mistakes as the guy asking about his nationalities

    • @TheMarianoDelgado
      @TheMarianoDelgado Před 9 lety +16

      Lithium Flower BINGO

    • @GodOfVictory501
      @GodOfVictory501 Před 8 lety +13

      +Hiccup Toothless Incidentally, Leslie Nielsen's mom was from Wales

    • @garethwilliams3819
      @garethwilliams3819 Před 8 lety +4

      +Robot Lover If she was from Wales then it's 'Mam'

  • @MatthewPippin
    @MatthewPippin Před 10 lety +60

    He made dead pan beautiful. How much I still miss Leslie Nielsen.

  • @turnupthesun81
    @turnupthesun81 Před 6 lety +13

    4:08 I love how he was calling strike 3 even before the ball reached the catcher ha ha!

    • @vasili70
      @vasili70 Před 3 lety +1

      I have to point that out to everyone I watch this movie with!

  • @Chronocrits
    @Chronocrits Před 4 lety +51

    How have you not got-
    “I was the drummer for the Osmonds”
    “Screw around with me and he’ll make you feel pain like you can’t even imagine”
    “I know, I remember the Osmonds”
    🤣

  • @JoeCnNd
    @JoeCnNd Před 7 lety +218

    OJ should have been listening better during the last part.

  • @jim6820
    @jim6820 Před 7 lety +144

    May the great Leslie Nielsen RIP. Passed away on 11/28/10 at the age 84. Such a great comical and dramatic actor as well.

    • @janicecampbell4212
      @janicecampbell4212 Před 5 lety +7

      The best comical actors are almost always great at drama. Drama is easy, making someone laugh is the hard part.

    • @johnh3245
      @johnh3245 Před 5 lety +3

      He's been making me laugh for over 25 years. Gone but not forgotten.

    • @2405jacko
      @2405jacko Před 4 lety

      @@johnh3245 More than 25, remember 1980 Airplane?

    • @johnh3245
      @johnh3245 Před 4 lety +2

      @@2405jackoAirplane is still one of my favorites. By 25 years I meant I was about 10 when I first saw one of his movies and wrote that when I 35.

    • @jerrytaylor4078
      @jerrytaylor4078 Před 4 lety

      He did play in westerns and movies as a serious actor. But I know Frank Drebin was lurking not far away.

  • @evanhall7030
    @evanhall7030 Před 5 lety +11

    I met him at the state capital when I was 18. I was working there and was cussing this desk I was working on, turned around and he was standing right behind me laughing. I couldn’t believe it. He’s just like this in real life. Made me laugh and took a picture with me.

  • @GR8TM4N
    @GR8TM4N Před 5 lety +31

    I seriously wonder how many times some of these scenes had to be redone because the actors couldn't hold laughing :)

  • @killerseddie8295
    @killerseddie8295 Před 7 lety +140

    What? No "I like my sex the way I like my basketball. One on one and with as little dribbling as possible"?

  • @ComandoPadentro
    @ComandoPadentro Před 10 lety +103

    "Bingo!!" That has to be the fastest I have ever laughed in my life!!! ONE WORD!!! Damn that was a good joke! lol!

  • @danteasdale286
    @danteasdale286 Před 5 lety +22

    “Is this some kind of bust?”
    “Yes it’s very impressive”
    Lmao

  • @williamstolley2165
    @williamstolley2165 Před 2 lety +8

    I miss him. He had a great delivery. No wonder they wrote such good lines for him.

  • @brugglesby
    @brugglesby Před 9 lety +51

    Nice Beaver! Is still my favorite.

    • @patrickbrady5291
      @patrickbrady5291 Před 9 lety +18

      brugglesby She just had it stuffed.

    • @ExclusiveLM
      @ExclusiveLM Před 8 lety +5

      +brugglesby .........The last scene on this video should have been spoken by OJ Simpson.

  • @laurahughess13
    @laurahughess13 Před 7 lety +76

    "we shot a lot of people together it's been great" lol

  • @TensileStrength
    @TensileStrength Před rokem +1

    Decades and multiple rewatchings later, these never get old.

  • @yeetethdeleteth3307
    @yeetethdeleteth3307 Před 2 lety +8

    “Like a blind man at an orgy, I had to feel things out”
    2 minutes in and I’m almost dying

  • @declanryan6540
    @declanryan6540 Před 7 lety +103

    he was awesome never laughed so hard when i watched the naked gun for the first time..... 😅

    • @mitchellpak1666
      @mitchellpak1666 Před 7 lety +47

      I saw The Naked Gun when I was in law school. My buddies and I were studying for finals and we were totally stressed out. We decided to catch the 10:00 pm showing of the movie at our local theater. There were maybe ten people in the theater, total. We cracked up - the greatest stress reliever ever. We all aced our finals the next day. Great memories.

    • @declanryan6540
      @declanryan6540 Před 7 lety +7

      Mitchell Pak
      sweet story buddy....

    • @ablebadger4
      @ablebadger4 Před 2 lety +2

      Me too, my dad took me to see it on my 16th birthday. I cried with laughter for the duration.

    • @sgmarshall3
      @sgmarshall3 Před 2 lety +1

      The scene where he was hanging on the outside of the building by a statue’s penis nearly killed me. I laughed so hard that I never thought I’d breathe again. I had to be within a second or two of passing out before I finally got control of myself 🤣

  • @gabe_s_videos
    @gabe_s_videos Před 8 lety +26

    Im still waiting for the day when I can tell someone "The truth hurts! Sure, maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it still does!"

    • @MlokKarel
      @MlokKarel Před 5 lety

      This achievement I've already unlocked... Priceless! 😂

  • @whyfoldnow9372
    @whyfoldnow9372 Před 4 lety +13

    That umpire scene is still one of the best in comedy. I can't help but laugh no matter how many times I see it.

  • @ChrisCreats
    @ChrisCreats Před rokem +5

    “Surely u can’t be serious, i am serious but don’t call me shirely” love that quote lol

  • @jasonknight3115
    @jasonknight3115 Před 8 lety +106

    "Everywhere I look, something reminds me of her." "I guess it's true what they say, Cops and women don't mix. Like Eating a spoonful of Drain-O, sure it will clean you out.....but it will leave you hollow inside." "I love being single! I haven't had this much sex since I was a Boy-Scout leader!.....I mean...at the time, I was dating a lot....." Pretty good list.

  • @austinreid7229
    @austinreid7229 Před 8 lety +86

    Frank Drebin often overlooked when people talk about great comedy caracter s.Leslie Nielson brings a certain quality wether it be in Naked Gun or Aeroplane .Some of the greatest comedy lines came out of these films.And they as funny now as they were then.

  • @Manuel-gs9hw
    @Manuel-gs9hw Před rokem +1

    Cheer up, Ed. This is not goodbye. It's just I won't ever see you again. Still my favorite.

  • @kaybrown4010
    @kaybrown4010 Před 4 lety +6

    The whole “Star Spangled Banner” he sang as Enrico Palazzo was hysterical!

  • @gertjanvandermeij4265
    @gertjanvandermeij4265 Před 9 lety +14

    R.I.P. leslie , im sure im gonna miss you , comedy will never be the same without you !

  • @hoggy2much999
    @hoggy2much999 Před 9 lety +1223

    How come this amazing quote wasn't in the video:
    Mayor: Drebin, I don't want any more trouble like you had last year on the southside. Understand? That's my policy.
    Frank: Yes. Well, when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards. That's my policy.
    Mayor: That was a Shakespeare in the Park production of Julius Caesar, you moron! You killed 5 actors! Good ones!

    • @bfdidc6604
      @bfdidc6604 Před 8 lety +16

      +hoggy2much999 That was one of my favorites too.

    • @julianswayze5961
      @julianswayze5961 Před 8 lety +2

      wahaha

    • @nrellis666
      @nrellis666 Před 8 lety +23

      +hoggy2much999 its ripped off from Dirty Harry, and all the funnier if you get the reference

    • @tommyt1971
      @tommyt1971 Před 8 lety +13

      +nrellis666 BORROWED from Dirty Harry! :^D

    • @ABW941
      @ABW941 Před 7 lety

      I only saw the first one, so which DH does it reference?
      And which quote?

  • @neilgriffiths6427
    @neilgriffiths6427 Před 2 lety +2

    Dammit - now I gotta go watch the whole trilogy... ;)

  • @matthew3114
    @matthew3114 Před 2 lety +9

    From airplane but still one of my all time favorites ...
    Can you fly this plane and land it.
    Shirley you can't be serious ?
    I am serious and don't call me Shirley.
    The amount of times I've worked that Shirley line into a conversation over my lifetime hahaha

  • @cjparry5583
    @cjparry5583 Před 9 lety +282

    What about. . .
    Drebin: Thats the Red Light District, I wonder why Savage is hanging out down there.
    Hocken: Sex, Frank ?
    Drebin: Errr. . .no not right now Ed, we got work to do.

    • @alejandromartinez2373
      @alejandromartinez2373 Před 4 lety +2

      ohhh R.I.P. Leslie Nielsen, one of the best comedians, and without meaning it!! he was so Fucking seriously funny. sure you ll make God smile upthere Leslie. thanks for the laughter.

  • @kurtb8474
    @kurtb8474 Před 10 lety +70

    One I didn't see: "Just think, the next time I shoot somebody, I could be arrested for it."

  • @detroitrc74
    @detroitrc74 Před 11 měsíci +4

    “Look, Ed. He’s got a picture of your wife. Alright, anyone else here seeing his wife?”

  • @falcon989
    @falcon989 Před 5 lety +4

    "Please disperse! Nothing to see here! Please ..!" delivered in front of an exploding fireworks factory had me rolling when I first saw it.

  • @XtremAve
    @XtremAve Před 10 lety +20

    My all time favourite scene is when being the umpire at the baseball game.
    RIP Leslie Nielsen

  • @ncj25
    @ncj25 Před 9 lety +10

    "Ah cheer up Ed, this is not goodbye. It's just I won't ever see ya again..."

  • @MineCraftDadnSon
    @MineCraftDadnSon Před 4 lety +12

    I watched all his stuff with my father... best times. I'd always watch his reactions and wait for him to laugh it made me laugh. I didn't really get most of the jokes and such but as I grew up I loved this stuff and always was interested in movies and shows that most children had no idea about haha thanks dad.

  • @alexandershaw7033
    @alexandershaw7033 Před rokem +1

    The world will never stop talking about this movie.