This Movie Has Whoopi Goldberg and a Dinosaur
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Emily B 😂😂😂
I make dino noises....just saying.... 😳😂
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😂😂 I'll note this as a guy
That's true love :)
Theodore Rex walked so Bojack Horseman could run
BoJack hasn't run a day in his life
@@frogpillow8880 Uh, yeah he did, preparing for the Secretariat role.
@@julianbeecher3338 You know what? You're right.
😭
This was a wholesome argument.
I love that we live in an age where we can criticize a fictional Tyrannosaurus Rex for being a bad cop.
😂😂
and all cops for being bastards uwu
@@violetfemme4318 alright edgy
@@violetfemme4318 alright based
Alice based
In a 2015 interview, Whoopi Goldberg said this is the only film she ever regretted doing.
Can you really blame her? She did try to back out of the movie and got sued for it.
She literally hated the experience so much she decided to only refer to the producer as “mother fucker”
And keep in mind, *she was in Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2.*
@@whichcache2517 🤣
Surely there are some others she regrets.
“Whoopi Goldberg and a Dinosaur.” Ahhh...the two genders.
LOL
Social norms on gender are arbitrary conventions, not nearly as essential as the fundamental ontological categories of Whoopi Goldberg and a Dinosaur. That's what human civilization was built on! On Whoopi Goldberg and a Dinosaur.
lol
Ha
Dinosaurs are from Mars & Whoopi Goldbergs are from Venus.
I feel like I definitely didn’t watch this, but I have a distinct memory of this cover in a poorly lit blockbuster aisle
OMG I WAS JUST SAYING THIS
Rebekah you're my spirit animal 😌
HAHAHA SAME
It’s wild how the mind works
this
Gotta love at 3:38 when he sings "put my lil rubber duckies in the water" and you can clearly hear the duckies thudding against an empty tub
this made me giggle like an idiot
Hey! You're right! Ahahaha
And then he proceeds to shower lol
CRYING laughing at this thank you so much
I just looked up the director who also wrote this movie, and he never directed or wrote another movie after this. 🙃
I can c y....lmfao
You cant improve on perfection.
How do you go higher when you've already reached the top?
Why
What about before?
honestly, the "I'm the guy from the bag" is one of the funniest lines I've ever heard, unironically. comedy gold.
Ikr?? I went into a crying laughing fit when I watched that- replayed it a few times and was still dyinggg
@@caseys2698 ok i thought it was only me who replayed it several times. I laughed so hard every time!
Asshole
(Alice in Chains voice) I'm the man in the bag
I just found out The Guy From The Bag co-wrote and starred as Klownzilla in Killer Klowns From Outer Space. Only took two roles to become a legend.
Why does Eddy always look like he's going to sell me insurance?
Eddy trying to sell me insurance is my fetish.
Jeannette W he looks like a guy that would appear when you say “Like a good neighbor, state farm is there”
Holy crap, my next door neighbor is an insurance agent and he looks just like eddy I kid you not
Jeannette W If he don’t pin your comment 😂
That's because he is
Oh my God, they tried to do Who Framed Roger Rabbit but with dinosaurs
Yeah who framed roger rabbit was fucking insane as it is
Ur right
inside Blade Runner
@@gillianfleischer5620 at least it was GOOD. This thing sucks
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this movie is what inspired detroit: become human
This movie inspired every other movie in existence
This movie inspired the stories of the bible
@@thehamburglar2915 AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.
That is awesome .
Luv u man .
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I was babysitting some kids in the late 90's, and as their mom was walking out the door she had this movie in her hand because she was going to be returning it to Blockbuster. She held it up and said "This is NOT a kid's movie." Now I know why. 😂
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Lol
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amazing
😭😭😭
3:43 Why does his bathtub have dinosaur feet on it? That is actually terrifying- imagine if we had human feet on our bathtubs....?!
I'd buy it
Dang
Does it count if you just put real human feet on a bathtub? asking for a friend
That'd be a cursed pic
Omg ew. no! I already think bathtubs with feet are weird. But human feet?! Ill hose off in the backyard. Lol
When Whoopi Goldberg said "He's a dinosaur!" I couldn't stop laughing. That should be the tagline of the movie. "Theodore Rex: He's a Dinosaur!"
I'm so hung up on the "tail print" part.
Finger print identification only works because we have databases of them. You can't just get a finger print from someone and identify who they are and where they live-if they've never been finger printed before.
I find it hard to believe that they have "tail prints" for every dinosaur, especially since NOBODY seems to know that they are distinguishing marks in the first place.
I got way too hung up on that.
That is all.
All the dinosaurs were made in the last 2 or 3 decades though. It makese sense if the government probably demanded the New Eden corporation create tail prints of all the dinosaurs they made for various medical and legal purposes
@@SurprisinglyDeep I love the amount of thought that has gone into this thread lol - but yes I concur with this erudite statement 😭💀
as stated since the dinosaurs were created in labs it is possible to have tail prints as the labs would have taken them, the thing that i find dumb is the concept of tail prints existing
finger printing makes sense because we have marks on our fingers that will show up on things we touch
how does a tail have the same kind of properties?
@@mckenzie.latham91 Well if you pay attention to how often T. Rex hits things with it’s tail, it’s not unlikely lmao
(I do agree with you though)
I liked it for the 236th time
god dude even the cover for it is such a fever dream
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We love a main character who doesn’t experience any character development
Lmao
Do we though???
Back to the Future, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Superman (1978), Ghostbusters. Not every movie does the character have to go through an amazing emotional journey.
@@ninjaturtlefan2003 I mean, good movies kinda need to do that, though. The character’s reaction to the status quo is what drives the plot forward. If there’s no need/want for the character to become someone else (AKA, grow and develop), the things that happen in the movie will just seem to pop out just because they’re convenient, and the characters will seem boring because they just get dragged along
@@JM-lh8rl Indiana Jones and James Bond aren't boring characters though and they get no character development and good movies.
This man is climaxing in the middle of her singing. I'm dead.
@JOHN ARROYO MORALES Y
Because B
@@aquamarinetangerine THERES A B?!?!!?
@@kiwiclouds3379 you haven’t heard about B? your so behind I’m already on D. You won’t believe what happens to C it’s fucking crazy man.
@@fries5849 my brain just imploded
It's unsettling how much teddy's voice sounds so much like Gus.
REBOOT!
No you see if that was true then they would both have Obama voice
@@derpadothebird2106 w h a t
@@lvbboi9 well if both of their voices were Obama they would have the same voice, therefore if they had the same voice they could both sound like Obama
@@derpadothebird2106 I
I mean
You're not wrong....
"No, I hate it. It is not good." - Eddy Burback, number 1 movie critic
If Eddy didn't say anything, I think I'd genuinely have a hard time identifying this as a kid's movie.
Yea some 90’s kids movies should have been for adults. And some should have been for kids. Those were and still are some wild times.
my parents made me watch this years ago and said "its an american classic" ..
Your parents are insane
Legends
@@boominski_4202 yeah i agree
America is fucking nuts so that's technically true.
i love yr parents
“Good Cops use a gun.”
American police training in a nutshell.
I mean
Technically yes?
Mayhaps a bit too often they forget the "properly" part of that statement.
“Shits about to get really weird and I’m not lying”..... Eddy was not lying
People get a bad reputation for selling insurance but you need it. I dont sell insurance but just saying it's a must if you have family.
I met my wife when she came to interrogate me about my roommate’s death. It’s a very romantic story.
Panda “where were you on the night of June 12th?”
“UUUGGGGHHHHH!”
“Uh, sir?”
“AHHHHHHHGHHH!”
And were you unusually indifferent about them dying? I mean clearly Theodore Rex showed that's how to arouse people further.
The dinosaur looks like the dinosaurs from “dinosaurs” tv show
The difference is that Dinosaurs was fucking amazing
Robbie Sinclair all grown up
Best show of the 90s! Also I was never scared by the puppets, I thought they were cute.
The same pupeteers were involved, coincidence?
because they're all dinosaur i guess
The fact that the opening credits is in the same font as American Horror Story just proves that this is a horror movie.
"Your husband has been murdered"
*moans*
😩
I too get hard when my loved ones die
@@owoshikagekiwa1166 and when you see there hands 😫
It’s her kink lol
Why is such a large portion of Teddy’s dialogue just out of place grunts and sharp breaths?
Don't worry about it.. he isn't doing anything under the suit.
its just shit they do in movies when somebody is acting human while wearing some kind of animal suit along with all the random talking to himself while he is alone, i know, its fucking irritating as fuck.
@@discovolante6624 Yeah but this movie goes WAY overboard with it.
@@dildonius yeah i can imagine.
12:47
"He's scary looking" said the man who loved Timmy the Tooth as a child
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
When I heard toy maker I immediately had spy kids flashbacks
Floop is a madman, help us, save us!
EVEN THE BUTTERFLY THING
Wait a second...a black cop teams up with a non-human creature and they have to get along in a thinly-veiled allegory for racism?
...Is the movie Bright a rip-off of Theodore Rex?
👀
Woah.
Mind. Blown.
Theodore Rex walked so bright could run
Your mind omg!
My Therapist: Teddy Rex isn't real. He can't hurt you.
Teddy Rex: 15:41
I had nightmares for months after that scene
I can't get over how Teddy has like, a literal babies room? He has like toddler trucks and alphabet blocks and bouncy balls not to mention the cookie machine. Idk if they wanted to do a Pee-Wees playhouse thing but now its just some dinosaur man-baby with the authority of a cop.
I legit kind of like the design of the dinosaur. It’s really expressive. Like it’s horrible for a kids movie but on a technical level, I’m actually really impressed with it.
So nobody is going to talk about him calling a fart a “butt trumpet”?
It was the closest thing to funny in the entire film, sadly.
That he used it as a verb was the best part.
@@Narutass43 "I'm the guy in the bag"
D o o t
@@Narutass43 7:03
oh man i wish there was more of this "dinosaurs with jobs" genre
Stripper dinosaur 😻😻😻
PRESIDENT. DINOSAUR!!
@@KaelWrit Thats most of them it seems
Featuring a spinosaur lawyer, and a Velociraptor heart surgeon who uses his claws to perform surgery
There’s dinosaur office that was on the 3ds
They totally just stole a Dino costume from the DINOSAURS set and showed it to Whoopi Goldberg and if her response was anything other than « how much? » I question her sanity even more than I do when I am accidentally exposed to the view.
This is just “Who Framed Roger Rabbit” but with dinosaurs.
I wish this could have been as much fun as that movie!
*and* Whoopi Goldberg!
I love how much you emphasize many times that the movie has Whoopi Goldberg and a dinosaur like it’s a crazy concept
Are u saying it's not?!?!
BUT IT IS????
The 90’s gave us some weird shit
The movie hd Whoopi Goldberg and a dinosaur in it?! Holy shit, that‘s crazy!
It’s just so wAcKy and KoOkY!
I'm the man in the bag
-the man in the bag 2019
Did you get out
This is the man in the bag
-the man who pointed out the man in the bag 2020
I think you mean the man in the bag 1995
I'm Paxton Lyons
-You 2019
Bars homie
When Molly started singing, I laughed so hard that I cried.
"I'm the man in the bag" -Man in the bag
As my friend says: “The 90s... A lawless time.”
Is your friend... You?
Kane Danaher No. His name’s Larry. 10 outta 10 guy. Quality insight on life.
Screenwriter: "Cocaine's a hell of a drug. At least the 80's was fun though."
I thought Teddy was cute as hell when I was a kid.
I also had no friends.
this is why you had no friends?
😂
"It's a fully realistic T-Rex" Paleontologists: *screeching*
15:46 "I'll see you at the funeral" the dinosaur says... seductively. Oh god
A sentence you never imagined you would type?
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I KNEW THIS MOVIE EXISTED, NOONE EVER KNEW WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT AND I COULD NEVER FIND IT.
Also, now I know why noone knew what I was talking about.
@Skor Skoert they used to tell people about this movie && the people they told had no idea what they were talking about
Congrats!!! You just slipped back into your original universe! Screw you, Mandela!!
2:28 Sir that is no butterfly, that is a Madagascan sunset moth. And they are known for being very explosive.
She said “I’ll see you at the funeral~” That sent me!!!!😂😂😂
I hate commenting before watching the whole video but this is crazy. That Netflix original “Bright” actually stole the plot from this movie
holy shit
bright doesn't look as bad now
Lol oh damn. If you were someone involved in the creation of Bright, you should definitely NOT feel good about that.
holly shit ur right
Pretty sure this movie stole the idea from "Alien nation".
I am exclusively referring to Bright as "mediocre Theodore Rex" from now on
Bold of you to assume I don’t imagine being a dog every day of my life
I feel like my parents showing me episodes of Henson's Dinosaur series as a kid gave me immunity to the uncanny valley creepiness of the dinosaur animatronics while watching reviews of this movie.
Those were cool, these are weird but I get what your saying
Teddy looks like the dad from Dinosaurs if he had a midlife crisis, divorced his wife, lost weight, and yet still got more depressed
When they both said "oh teddy" it sounded like a drew and Danny bit
OH HER EYES NANNY
I remember this! My aunt had it in her basement on vhs. It made me have nightmares. Wow. I had forgotten about this. Thanks for the obscure nostalgia, Eddy
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15:01 This hits differently now.
Why?
Hey I'm sorry, but did the phone lady say "carnival graveyard" at the beginning of the movie?
whoopi goldberg and the dinosaur just called me and said they want you to support me and buy my yikes merch and then hung up! weird!
here’s the link - crowdmade.com/collections/eddy-burback
Whoppisaurus
At least you can edit a CZcams comment when you make a typo
Love your vids
How do you skip past the fact that the narrator is James Earl Jones?
Molly didn’t care that her roommate died because she’s...cold-blooded
Edit: I’m sorry
Jake Custer dinosaurs were actually warm blooded i am a nerd you have been corrected
liverpool ynwa okay? It’s a joke...
liverpool ynwa They were most likely a mix between endo and exo therms, mesotherms. Similar to the birds of today.
I would like a full formal apologie thanks.
I would like to die please
OH!! His tail boops her butt, I get it now! I was so fixated on the heart-eyes the guy was aiming at Teddy, I didn't realize the tail hit her. I thought she was offended because he obviously wanted to bang that dino and not her. I'm ashamed it took me watching the clip five times to get it
When hes about to curse he talks lower and i really appreciate you for it uve save me many times
Whoopi must've been in a dark place
When is she not
@@ajpoopfucker ha! I don't know if this is a roast or a racist. If it was the latter I was never here.
She was obligated to do this movie
@@morikahjo If thats true it makes it better but I'm still mad at her for signing the contract lol
Kangaroo jack
Ok so this is stupid but, when Eddy said " Whoopi Goldberg said," it switched to an ad so I thought the sentence was "Whoopi Goldberg said Nacho fries"
I took the fri
I can confirm the time I saw this on tv as a kid I lasted about 5 minutes before realizing I was super creeped out and having to change the channel lol
Love that era of films where the motive of the evil villain was to cool down the earth.
I thought you’d never come back from getting cigarettes
Ha! 69 likes. That's what he was doing. Hence the cigarettes.
...I'm 5
SMH Zootopia needs to acknowledge that they stole their movie idea
@@cherieannehendrie4204 more like Theodore Rex walked so Zootopia could fucking kill itself
Nah bright stole the movie idea way more than zootopia
Zootopia is like a spiritual successor where the dinosaurs rise up and dominate the humans before realising that as human/dinosaur hybrids they don't know how to look after themselves with our current technology and die out after a series of civil wars wash over the entire world. Out of the ashes rise the animals, taking over and developing our cities and creations over hundreds of years until they reach the Speciesit yet cohabitating society we know from the movie.
Beastars anyone????
No one going to talk about how Teddy and Molly have the same last name...
swEET HOmE AlaBAMa...
I mean technically all the dinosaurs have the same dad, right?
@@copperqueen1816 ... No? What are you talking about?
@@oryanstudios2252 Kane used one piece of t-rex dna for all of the t-rexes, and breeded them + genetially altered them which made them different
"I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart."
Holy shit. All this time I thought it was "land of art"
@@timcook247 it's not!?
@@lilymarie8644 nooo. It shook me too. There are a few videos online and it's really obvious that it's "apart"
@@timcook247 Oh so you’re the guy who took Steve Job’s place and slowed down my old phones? Fucking asshooe
@@erisdiscordia7439 yes.
That is me.
I am tormenting you.
Booga booga booga. Your phone is shittier now.
I can’t believe this is only 3 years after the absolute MASTERPIECE sister act
Whoopi went down hill 😬
it was also around a year after star trek: the next generation ended
My parents heard eddy screaming and asked me if I was watching porn
So you told them the truth,
You said "yes".
You should have said yes
For real
You kind of are
I was very scared of that happening to me so I kept on muting the volume every time Eddy opened his mouth
I feel so bad for that dog, like, he's surrounded by what he believes are giant reptillion predators, and is being constantly placed in the middle of the room full of those things, and he has no control over what he does. Like, come on.
The graphics on that butterfly though wtf entire budget was definitely spent
OH GOD WHEN YOU SAID "DINOCIDE" I JUST REMEMBERED THAT I SAW THIS WHEN I WAS A KID. WHY.
Must have worked hard to suppress it.
@birdword111 I would like your comment but it has 88 likes and I don’t want to disrupt the even number
@@MontgomeryandCo That's okay! I had no idea that it had this many likes. Seeing this brought back memories (the good kind, not the dinocide kind)
birdword111 lol also I liked now because now I’m the 90th like
And I feel dumb about saying this but I have a channel If you want to check that out
And now it has 111 likes
@birdword111 would like your comment but it has 234 likes and I don't want to disrupt the even number
That dinosaur looks EXACTLY like Michael Fassbender
Kate Kursive I cant unsee this now. Thanks.
Thanks, I hate it!
20:19 this is straight out of an Ativan drug trip
22:40 "Off brand Tommy Wiseau". Tommy Wiseau is the off brand Tommy Wiseau.
Boi where’s our well dressed bird art video
This video is cool and all, but I dreamed last night that eddy worked at a little Caesars and I waited outside by the dumpster and he gave me the old pizza that nobody ate. I don't know what it means but I needed to tell someone.
I'm eating little Caesars pizza right now, weird
He was kind to you in the dream world. You will own him when the time comes.
Well he's giving you good content/food out of the stuff that nobody wanted.
Also maybe you can't or don't want to pay for new food/content so Eddie is helping you out by giving you the old food/content that nobody wanted?
14:52 smells bottle cap... face disgusted... pulls away from face.... are we thinking the same thing?
I just looked it up on IMDB and this movie had a $33.5 million USD budget... in 1995 dollars. That's the equivalent to almost $57 million today.
The worst part is that the Shawshank Redemption budget was 25 million dollars, 8.5 Million USD less than this hot-sweaty garbage
Theodore Rex is the most expensive film ever made which went straight to video. It was supposed to get a theatrical release, but test audiences gave such negative feedback that New Line decided not to do so.
@@Peppppperr im guessing it's because of the stop motion they'd have to use to animate the dinosaurs facial expression
You lost me at "Once Upon a Time In The Future" lmao wtf
a long time ago tomorrow
I remember laughing my ass off when I saw this on the shelf in the video store. Surely this movie was just made as an excuse to use left over puppets from the tv show Dinosaurs.
19:58 "maybe we should look arround" - what have they done until now?
Petition for Teddy's interview/reunion on The View
“Off brand tommy wiseau” literally what I said as soon as I saw him
"Mean, angry, and horny all the time" I mean tbh pretty relatable
23:05 "a good cop uses a gun"
no. nononononono.
stop.
15:36 "I'll see you at the funeral." ; )
You know, say what you want about the movie itself, but DAMN if those aren't some impressive puppets... even if the dubbing is questionable.
Also, I have those same lamps!
Jordan B I think there from the show dinosaurs
...but if his name was Theodore Rex... and her name was Molly Rex... wouldn't they be related?...
I assumed all t-rexes were given the same last name(Rex) when they were created and all triceratops were given the same last name and so on.
Not necessarily, I know plenty of people with my last name that I’m not related to. But yeah, like many of the other decisions made in the production of this movie: could have been chosen better
I mean like a third of people in china have the same last name and its not like theyre all related
@@Hellooo134 wait aren't a lot of them related, tho? Like ancestrally?
Also, dogs and dinosaurs prolly don't give a crap.
When he was speaking in 17:19 it was so in sync with the dinosaurs
So at 24:19 the missile explodes, right over the atmosphere, the one meant to start a new ice age. Wouldn't detonating that close to the atmosphere just create a giant emp that takes out all of the electronics and effectively bring everything back to the stone age?
9:09 maybe it's just me but I get the vibe that they had to shoot a million takes just to get them saying that in perfect unison. The face the guy on the left gives and the way he keeps his mouth open for a second first says it all lol. Like he totally has a "are you ready this time?" look in his eyes just before he starts to say "Oh Teddy"
"All this time you've been telling me, 'a good cop uses a gun" lmfaooooo what
"MHEBSFENIABUNA."- Dino singing lady
and I FELT THAT
19:28
Coltrane "What is that smell? Is that you?"
Me: How does a Cyborg even smell?