Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997) KILL KOUNT

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  • @DeadMeat
    @DeadMeat  Před 3 lety +1298

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  • @gogetenks001
    @gogetenks001 Před 3 lety +7228

    Now we've hit the horror part of the series. Horrific acting, horrific writing, horrific CGI. This is gonna be goooooooooood

  • @dbemerald4178
    @dbemerald4178 Před 3 lety +1897

    The fact that Linden Ashby turned down being Cage for this movie just cause of the script alone is probably one of the most Johnny Cage things a person could do.

    • @victoracosta4796
      @victoracosta4796 Před 3 lety +85

      @AnotherPunisher64 Love that they bother to call that out in MK11. That's also one of the reasons why I'm not watching this film, cause I love Johnny Cage.

    • @l.c.3118
      @l.c.3118 Před 3 lety +23

      @AnotherPunisher64 More like page 2, if that. It's basically the first thing that happens.

    • @dustinray1694
      @dustinray1694 Před 3 lety +65

      “Who hired this guy? What the f*ck?”

    • @superatario3007
      @superatario3007 Před 3 lety +77

      "Page 62 Johnny Cage dies? IS SOMEONE HIGH!?"

    • @davidmaia2012
      @davidmaia2012 Před 3 lety +22

      @@dustinray1694 i love that fatality. "Deadly upercut take #2"

  • @veronicaking5446
    @veronicaking5446 Před 3 lety +1734

    I laughed so hard when Scorpion said " SUCKERS "

  • @aperson9929
    @aperson9929 Před 3 lety +1468

    James: “Probably the worst movie ever covered on the kill count.”
    I’ll Always Know What You Did Last Summer: Finally, a worthy opponent.

    • @bluefire1636
      @bluefire1636 Před 2 lety +13

      @Zombie Hunter One day

    • @jelliottbeck
      @jelliottbeck Před 2 lety +32

      Thankskilling 3: the weak fight themselves, making room for the real threat 😈

    • @vcsa681
      @vcsa681 Před 2 lety +26

      Wrong Turn 5: Our battle will be legendary!

    • @alexishallo2423
      @alexishallo2423 Před 2 lety +3

      And yet he seemed to like seed of chucky one of the worst movies ive ever seen

    • @Cakeyboi4
      @Cakeyboi4 Před 2 lety +10

      ahem, jason takes manhattan, saw 3D and THE final destination?

  • @mr.jwashere7549
    @mr.jwashere7549 Před 3 lety +2104

    Dude Chelsey playing Sub Zero and freezing James had better special effects than most of this whole movie

  • @gunzakimbo
    @gunzakimbo Před 3 lety +728

    "Johnny Cage turned it down after he read the script,"
    You mean after the director handed him a sheet of paper that probably read "You try to kick Shao Khan, he grabs you, he breaks your neck" xD

    • @papazepp1279
      @papazepp1279 Před 3 lety +134

      To quote MK11 Cage. "Page 25, Johnny Cage dies? Is someone high?" Which has to be a reference to this

    • @straypaper
      @straypaper Před 3 lety +38

      @@papazepp1279 Ironically that death scene might not even be in double digit page.

    • @Shaz-Daz
      @Shaz-Daz Před 3 lety +7

      No, Linden Ashby was going to get a substantial role in the sequel, but after he turned it down, they decided to kill his character off early

    • @ichbod
      @ichbod Před 3 lety +8

      @@Shaz-Daz i heard that he turned it down because cage would be killed early and got (reasonably) upset, since he asked for a part in the second movie and got this instead lol

    • @skippythealien9627
      @skippythealien9627 Před 3 lety +3

      the best part is that one of the later games (i think MK Deadly alliance) makes fun of how many times Johnny Cage has died lol

  • @dustinray1694
    @dustinray1694 Před 3 lety +1112

    Shao Kahn sounding ready to cry has me rolling every time 😂 He sounds like Jigsaw’s depressed younger brother.
    “Your whole life you’ve hated ninjas. Now you must test your might if you wish to live.” 💀🤣

    • @TheRealWoopSlap
      @TheRealWoopSlap Před 3 lety +5

      Sup

    • @YangTheAce
      @YangTheAce Před 3 lety +4

      Shao Kahn is just a human. He'sn't outworld.

    • @Delta21OnYT
      @Delta21OnYT Před 3 lety +13

      @@YangTheAce Shao Kahn was the advisor of Outworld's ruler, Onaga before he betrayed Dragon King and took the throne for himself

    • @djledward5386
      @djledward5386 Před 2 lety +1

      LMAO! 😆

    • @MajorTeag
      @MajorTeag Před 2 lety +6

      That is hilarious. Sounds like the younger spoiled brother who just stole the keys to the older brother's car.
      "As long as I have the keys. Your car becomes my car."
      Is it me or does that scene just scream meme?

  • @Roanoak
    @Roanoak Před 2 lety +100

    Cyrax saying “Death is the only way out” is single good part in the whole movie. (Mainly because this sound track is still great and the remix of him saying that is awesome)

    • @RedSpade37
      @RedSpade37 Před 10 měsíci +3

      Sorry for the late comment, but yeah, when I saw this for the first time as a kid, I started referencing Cyrax's quote when I played video games, and even to this day, I once in a great while will still declare unto my foes:
      "Death is the only way out"

  • @joshualodico7835
    @joshualodico7835 Před 3 lety +535

    Shao Kahn sounds like he's going to cry because every time he talks he's reminded what movie he's in

    • @yeettmf863
      @yeettmf863 Před 3 lety +14

      I always get that girl from scary movie vibes just waiting on him to say"wanna play DIE CHEERLEADER DIE"

    • @DodoRibeiro-ts6po
      @DodoRibeiro-ts6po Před 3 lety +13

      Nuff said, he talks like it's holding off his cry rage of being part of an awful movie

    • @DodoRibeiro-ts6po
      @DodoRibeiro-ts6po Před 3 lety +2

      This one makes him CRY

    • @shinmegamanzx
      @shinmegamanzx Před 3 lety +1

      @Miguel Messina funny how shao kahn went from a monstrous looking badass at end of 1st movie to a normal looking human in terrible 2nd movie hahahaha

    • @Silver_wind_1987_
      @Silver_wind_1987_ Před 3 lety +2

      @@shinmegamanzx honestly if they had an actual monster play him like say kane from wwe in his prime...than he would at least be less....horrible

  • @ianmconner
    @ianmconner Před 3 lety +516

    I’m convinced that James owned that Sub-Zero costume before he knew he would cover these movies.

    • @SB992REBORN
      @SB992REBORN Před 3 lety +5

      GET (OVER HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @jovon6791
      @jovon6791 Před 3 lety +17

      Shocked it wasn't a scorpion costume heard he was his favorite

    • @durge2810
      @durge2810 Před 3 lety

      @Miguel Messina If he has HBOmsx it will come quick

    • @deni_luv
      @deni_luv Před 2 lety +1

      @@jovon6791 well he used the scorpion costume for the new movie, and he probably didnt want to soil his favorite characters honor by wearing the costume for this piece of shit

    • @wutertots1487
      @wutertots1487 Před 9 měsíci

      ​@@SB992REBORNscorpion supporting his bro after the divorce

  • @thequestion4818
    @thequestion4818 Před 2 lety +30

    22:20 "And Ermac splooges into another dude to double team Sonya"
    Oh my god James phrasing

  • @TheLadybug177
    @TheLadybug177 Před rokem +392

    The first time I watched this movie, I was tripping on shrooms and Shao Kahn’s animality sent me into a bad trip and gave me a panic attack that I was almost hospitalized for.

    • @3dgar006
      @3dgar006 Před rokem +37

      I feel bad for laughing at this 😭

    • @TheLadybug177
      @TheLadybug177 Před rokem +32

      @@3dgar006 Don’t feel bad, you’re allowed to laugh. 😅

    • @cityguard4847
      @cityguard4847 Před 10 měsíci +25

      Fatality

    • @PopTartsOfficial
      @PopTartsOfficial Před 9 měsíci

      u so real for that
      @@TheLadybug177

    • @Emeowy
      @Emeowy Před 8 měsíci +6

      help thats so goddamn funny 😭😭

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 3 lety +3506

    One of my favorite Kill Counts so far, just because James roasts this film whenever he got the chance to

    • @Cross42069
      @Cross42069 Před 3 lety +40

      Ah, i see the godly being himself watches *Dead Meat* too.

    • @nery7353
      @nery7353 Před 3 lety +1

      Hey

    • @angenocide
      @angenocide Před 3 lety +15

      WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS IN EVERY COMMENT SECTION

    • @JohnSmith-sk8ub
      @JohnSmith-sk8ub Před 3 lety +4

      You should watch the thankskilling kill count for the hilarious.

    • @zelawolfie9662
      @zelawolfie9662 Před 3 lety +8

      Stop being everywhere.....
      I’m joking but still

  • @laurendunn0809
    @laurendunn0809 Před 3 lety +325

    Man he sounded like he was telling on his older brother “As Long as the portal is open. Your world is mine” 😭😭😭😭

    • @reptile1677
      @reptile1677 Před 3 lety +10

      He did sound kinda whiny there

    • @tvalokibatman6563
      @tvalokibatman6563 Před 3 lety +5

      He must had listen too much Billie eilish songs and makes him cry for no reason

    • @AliG-fr9oj
      @AliG-fr9oj Před 3 lety +3

      Your world becomes mine

    • @idiot517
      @idiot517 Před 3 lety +1

      π

    • @_AriDay
      @_AriDay Před 3 lety +2

      lmfaoo i’ve always thought this 😂 he sounds like he’s whiny

  • @louisb5766
    @louisb5766 Před 3 lety +279

    This kill count was more enjoyable than the movie.

  • @Cthulhuguru
    @Cthulhuguru Před 3 lety +192

    I was moved by the growth of Rain throughout the movie. They fleshed out his character well, and I just feel like I can empathize, relate even. I too have been hit by a hammer, and burned... both emotionally and physically on my fingers.. accidentally... by myself. I've never ninja'd anybody, but I have exhausted myself for an ungrateful boss, I think we've all been there before. Rain fell outta the sky in the start of the film, and his boss and coworkers wanted to keep him down ever since. I've never been fired in the same way and I don't know about previous inciting incidents, as I'm not in Shao Kahn's Outworld Human Resource Department..There may well have complaints of conduct or behaviour, but speaking as a myself, a man who's claimed only a handful of champion souls for my boss, I think his achievements claiming thousands was something inspirational to aspire to. Maybe Shao Kahn will read this and have a change of heart and fish my boy out of the fire. You can toss him in a new color and call him "Steam" or something. All I'm saying is that I went looking for a ninja character, but what I found was a real ninja person..

    • @ds-1374
      @ds-1374 Před 2 lety +14

      Truly a deep kharacter

  • @ye5736
    @ye5736 Před 3 lety +214

    I can just imagine James yelling from across his house, “hey Chelsea wanna know what would be funny? If you dressed up as sub-zero from mortal kombat”

  • @zanolitics
    @zanolitics Před 3 lety +321

    And this is one of the rare occasions where you should watch the kill count in place of the movie

    • @something_els3
      @something_els3 Před 3 lety +17

      Me who does this for most of all these movies: ;-;

    • @lyricaldeezy4151
      @lyricaldeezy4151 Před 3 lety +1

      So true

    • @Bongo_Dong
      @Bongo_Dong Před 3 lety +6

      No one should ever have to watch mortal kombat annihilation

    • @zanolitics
      @zanolitics Před 3 lety +1

      @@Bongo_Dong agreed

    • @joelara3750
      @joelara3750 Před 3 lety +7

      There are plenty of shit ass movies that there is no need to sit through because of this channel. Just because they are mostly horror, doesn't mean all the movies are good. This is actually pretty far from being the worst movie on this channel, however this movie is pretty fucking bad

  • @skippythealien9627
    @skippythealien9627 Před 3 lety +73

    "Baraka made a big splash when he debuted in MK2...he became a jobber as the series went on."
    Truer words have never been spoken. Only Reptile and Kano became worse jobbers

    • @tomfrost6049
      @tomfrost6049 Před 2 lety +3

      If y'all think Kano is a jobber, there's no hope for you my man... Kano is a mad lad, although it's funny because I hate playing as him but I love his character.

    • @skippythealien9627
      @skippythealien9627 Před 2 lety +4

      @@tomfrost6049 dude i love Kano but go through MK9 again. Kano and Baraka are constantly beat up. Sheeva too if i remember correctly. hard to realize that game is already 10 years old now...ffs

    • @tomfrost6049
      @tomfrost6049 Před 2 lety

      @@skippythealien9627 I was playing mk9 on the ps3 last night... I rage quit when Kano kept kicking my arse in the klassic tower mode.

    • @skippythealien9627
      @skippythealien9627 Před 2 lety +2

      @@tomfrost6049 hahaha i fucking hated the A.I. in MK9. Granted the A.I. in all Mortal Kombat games is effing rigged (it was originally an arcade game so it was naturally designed to bankrupt you lol) but MK9 was particularly obnoxious
      i will say this though, the mk games haven't bought into this mickey mouse shit where games are super easy these days. every shooting game is basically a joke because you can just run and hide while your health "charges" back up

    • @DPedro3
      @DPedro3 Před 2 lety +2

      @@skippythealien9627 at least Sheeva got some wins in mk11. Kano, Baraka and Mileena still didn't win a single fight

  • @seanthegoober
    @seanthegoober Před 3 lety +48

    The kill counts for this and the first movie have singlehandedly reinvigorated the love I had for mortal kombat when I was little. Thank you James.

  • @ferrisbueller3231
    @ferrisbueller3231 Před 3 lety +788

    Honestly I think Sheeva's extra pair of arms is one of the only effects in this movie that doesn't look like shit.

    • @Unaliq
      @Unaliq Před 3 lety +42

      It is, and it's a damn shame that the actor for Sheeva had her fight scenes cut cause of how faulty they were. :(

    • @gsofficial
      @gsofficial Před 3 lety +18

      @@Unaliq ...and the fight scene between "Penis Hand Hydra Shao Kahn" and "Whatever The Fuck Liu Kang Was" STAYED IN.

    • @Unaliq
      @Unaliq Před 3 lety +5

      @@gsofficial Yep, and it's a God-awful fight.

    • @TheRealWoopSlap
      @TheRealWoopSlap Před 3 lety

      I love these replys

    • @mikitz
      @mikitz Před 3 lety +1

      Ever wondered why practical effects always look better than CGI? That was probably the only practical effect in this crapfest.

  • @scarletred616
    @scarletred616 Před 3 lety +323

    Kitana: Mom I don't want to dye my hair with white highlights like you
    Sindel: To bad you, Will dye

  • @jimi1180
    @jimi1180 Před 8 měsíci +17

    I unashamedly rented this movie countless times when it was released on VHS. It holds a special place in my heart.
    Also, Motaro scared the piss out of me at that age.

  • @snowblind9551
    @snowblind9551 Před 3 lety +22

    James's delivery for the line at 5:32 is so great.

  • @jacobsemel3049
    @jacobsemel3049 Před 3 lety +528

    Let’s be real here the only person who could save the world from Shao Khan is our favorite hero Art Lean

    • @aarons1811
      @aarons1811 Před 3 lety +27

      I wanna be like Art when I grow up.

    • @canoligreen92
      @canoligreen92 Před 3 lety +26

      Rest in power. What a legend

    • @vosman86
      @vosman86 Před 3 lety +9

      Art Lean is legend!

    • @rubrisI
      @rubrisI Před 3 lety +9

      The one and only...

    • @yungbisk6827
      @yungbisk6827 Před 3 lety +11

      But when the world needed him most, he vanished...

  • @leebroschaunceyandquincy3385

    5:40 Shao Kahn talking like he’s crying had me laughing for like 20 minutes😂

    • @kevinstewart4123
      @kevinstewart4123 Před 3 lety +106

      (Sobbing under his mask)"As long as the portal remains open your world becomes my world".....do you have a tissue🤧🤧

    • @steveprendiz
      @steveprendiz Před 3 lety +17

      🤣🤣

    • @mapoking5087
      @mapoking5087 Před 2 lety +69

      "DAD SAID IT'S MY TURN IN EARTH REALM!"

    • @MachineD3vil
      @MachineD3vil Před 2 lety +12

      The dude be lookin like an adult Tyler1

    • @bryangarcia5207
      @bryangarcia5207 Před rokem +8

      @@mapoking5087
      "IT'S NOT FAIR!!"

  • @thevideorabbit3514
    @thevideorabbit3514 Před 2 lety +25

    Bro 😂 when Liu Kang said “I’ll kill you jade” and she had that scared look and just tip toed away had me dead 💀 like wtf just happened in that scene 😂😂😂

  • @cloaker5445
    @cloaker5445 Před 3 lety +32

    10:16 the theater when you buy a ticket to this movie

    • @dnkakusei
      @dnkakusei Před 2 lety +2

      This is a certified Difficulty Tweak moment

    • @cloaker5445
      @cloaker5445 Před 2 lety +1

      @@dnkakusei yes yes it is

  • @JaxBlade
    @JaxBlade Před 3 lety +1893

    Honestly this movie is Half the reason I chose my Username cause seeing Jax vs Motaro as a kid always got me unnecessarily hype in this Sillyass movie hahaha

    • @owis16
      @owis16 Před 3 lety +35

      I don't blame ya in the start it looks like it would be epic because they're designs make it look like it would be brutal but in reality it's really bad- how could they butcher those badass and cool characters like that..

    • @obinoscopekenobi9450
      @obinoscopekenobi9450 Před 3 lety +20

      VERIFIED SPOTTED. BOW DOWN AND GIVE HIM YOUR LIKES

    • @Redzilla54
      @Redzilla54 Před 3 lety +12

      I never saw this movie til' today, and I hardly saw it, it was a kill count!

    • @myname-be5rk
      @myname-be5rk Před 3 lety

      Koko

    • @SulfonicMeh
      @SulfonicMeh Před 3 lety +5

      Wheres the jaxblade bodyweight workout series ??!

  • @s.g.7572
    @s.g.7572 Před 3 lety +275

    James' unceasing hatred of skeletons is an underrated running joke on the Kill Count.

  • @DeadBeat27
    @DeadBeat27 Před 3 lety +33

    7:47 This part just crack me up 😂😂😂

  • @thecatseighthlife7218
    @thecatseighthlife7218 Před 2 lety +11

    Come back to these videos every once in a while, and I cannot get over that this movie just throws characters and names into the script without any thought. Like, Mileena shows up for two seconds and they don't even bring up her scary tarkatan teeth, which are easily the most memorable part of her character.

  • @PatrickStar-li9vu
    @PatrickStar-li9vu Před 3 lety +114

    I've been waiting to see how Chelsea would be used as Sub Zero ever since I saw it on Twitter and I was not disappointed

  • @mcmuffin_stuffin
    @mcmuffin_stuffin Před 3 lety +356

    “... and og Johnny Cage turned it down after he read the script.” Damnnnnn did someone leave the door open because shits getting cold

  • @tarync6539
    @tarync6539 Před 3 lety +24

    Baraka in the recent MK series was amazing looking. The whole series showed that you could do slightly cartoonish characters in the real world without losing what they actually looked like and of course it was what made the studio create a movie! I cannot wait!!

  • @INF_Magog
    @INF_Magog Před 3 lety +27

    I know it's not the point of the show, but that Hello Fresh plug was insane. the smile before the bite of broccoli into a wink was just, commercial perfect. Made me want Hello Fresh.

  • @littlemandarren
    @littlemandarren Před 3 lety +166

    Jax: you took my arms
    Emarc: and now you seek revenge
    Jax: let’s call it my pound of flesh

  • @Quoew51
    @Quoew51 Před 3 lety +152

    I like how Chelsea helps James with his "get to the numbers" joke.

    • @dawidsmigielski1232
      @dawidsmigielski1232 Před 3 lety

      Chelsea is in 3 kill counts. The movies were: it follows, freaky, and this mess

    • @Quoew51
      @Quoew51 Před 3 lety

      @@dawidsmigielski1232 she's also in Killer Klowns From Outer Space kill count. Because she had to slap James with a pie.

    • @aidan6471
      @aidan6471 Před 3 lety +3

      Chelsea should host her own kill count

    • @dawidsmigielski1232
      @dawidsmigielski1232 Před 3 lety

      @@Quoew51 so its 4 maybe 5 if you count slumber massacre 3

    • @Quoew51
      @Quoew51 Před 3 lety

      @@aidan6471 yep.

  • @rafikicasanueva6
    @rafikicasanueva6 Před 7 měsíci +3

    10:16 I honestly can’t take Scorpion seriously anymore because of that “SUCKERS!” scream😂

  • @coolbruhcb
    @coolbruhcb Před 3 lety +12

    24:06 HE DID NOT JUST SAY THAT. “Good Lucha Thing” Kalisto’s failed smackdown 2016 promo… I love this guy

  • @rubyrose9258
    @rubyrose9258 Před 3 lety +275

    "OG Johnny Cage turned it down after he read the script" DUDE, I DONT BLAME HIM, OH GOD

  • @sethhanson3625
    @sethhanson3625 Před 3 lety +1558

    Imagine being the villain who is built up all throughout the first movie,
    only to end up looking like Tyler1

  • @mrturtletail3945
    @mrturtletail3945 Před 3 lety +17

    Shao Khan's actor and his voice honestly make this movie for me. It's so damn hilarious

  • @princeapoopoo5787
    @princeapoopoo5787 Před 2 lety +7

    "mother ... you're alive."
    "too bad YOU... will die."
    top ten movie quotes that lives in my mind rent free forever

  • @beaulavin8455
    @beaulavin8455 Před 3 lety +339

    This probably has the funniest jokes of a kill count yet

    • @verz1
      @verz1 Před 3 lety +3

      Yeah the movie is cringeworthy af

    • @deathraven7314
      @deathraven7314 Před 3 lety +3

      Oh yeah I laughed about 30 times

    • @olliesmith4997
      @olliesmith4997 Před 3 lety +11

      James got me weak over here with his banter shitting on this movie 😂😂😂💀💀💀

    • @wagsbtw2909
      @wagsbtw2909 Před 3 lety

      I would like but it’s at 69 “nice”

    • @Dkabuser
      @Dkabuser Před 3 lety +3

      Do you mean KILL KOUNT

  • @vibhavkrishna1897
    @vibhavkrishna1897 Před 3 lety +99

    Chelsea Sub-Zero freezing James brought a smile to my face.

  • @jaxsondav9546
    @jaxsondav9546 Před 3 lety +14

    “I am Jade”
    Yeah and I’m the avenging spirit of Johny cage!

  • @phorskinwindfury
    @phorskinwindfury Před 3 lety +8

    Just as I was recovering from tear laughing at Shao Khan morphing into a hydra, Kenan "what's up with that" song killed me.

  • @Benjy1128
    @Benjy1128 Před 3 lety +116

    Liu Kang: "This is amazing!"
    James: "It is not amazing."
    The deadpan delivery is EVERYTHING!

  • @lavestahuntail8495
    @lavestahuntail8495 Před 3 lety +299

    I got scared as soon as James said this could be the worst movie on the Kill Count because I remembered how abominable I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer was.

    • @itzghoster238
      @itzghoster238 Před 3 lety +17

      Yeah that and Thankskilling

    • @altaccount9351
      @altaccount9351 Před 3 lety +19

      Well Thankskilling was more ironic and funny

    • @cheekbonestrenchcoat
      @cheekbonestrenchcoat Před 3 lety +20

      IAKWYDLS you could see James's will to live drain through it.
      At least with this he could have some fun and enjoy the completely pointless appearances of game characters

    • @sohamacharya171
      @sohamacharya171 Před 3 lety

      @@cheekbonestrenchcoat The intro was just this
      Welcome to the kill count where we tally up all the victims in all our favourite horror movies. I am James A Janisse and today we are looking at I will always know what you did last summer. This movie fucking sucks.

  • @detghost
    @detghost Před 3 lety +11

    I initially only knew Brian Thompson and Musetta Vander as villains in season one of Buffy, so it's funny to see them side by side in this movie the same year.

  • @triplemadJ
    @triplemadJ Před rokem +24

    I know this movie is abysmal as an mk fan I did enjoy a few fights in film and some of the costumes didn't look too bad but anyway awesome kill count James thank you and the dead meat team!😉

  • @DanielSmith_19
    @DanielSmith_19 Před 3 lety +254

    "While these two are being f**kin' lame" is one of the funniest things I've heard James say

  • @CapitalGainzz
    @CapitalGainzz Před 3 lety +232

    Whenever I watched this movie, I’d have a giant bowl of tortilla chips. Couldn’t let all that cheese go to waste.

  • @quaiddalton4333
    @quaiddalton4333 Před 3 lety +8

    Man that shoulder tackle is literally the only Shao Kahn like thing that they do in the whole movie and even then it just looks like he fell over and into them

  • @beeggym666
    @beeggym666 Před 2 lety +12

    Chef's kiss for the 'What's up with that?' joke! And hat's off to you all for watching this cinematic STD. I appreciate these 'sanity breaks' (definite red flag) during the current state of things! Can't thank you enough, except to continue subscribing and tossing thumbs at everything that you put out! Stay awesome, safe and healthy! And remember to take time for yourselves! We know you appear to be an unstoppable, force of good(?) (We'll say Chaotic Neutral, only way to be sure.) but I know I'm willing to wait a little for the next installment, if it means you are giving back to yourself, a little of what you shovel out for us!

  • @LazyBrett
    @LazyBrett Před 3 lety +103

    i love how scorpion is just standing behind kitana in frame at 10:12 waiting to 'surprise' grab her and portal out lol

  • @quoteonquoteclub9711
    @quoteonquoteclub9711 Před 3 lety +1004

    When I saw this movies rotten Tomatoes Score, I knew this episode was gonna be an interesting one.

  • @Adrian.R850
    @Adrian.R850 Před 2 lety +2

    Those little bits like the one with the "Oh, that JAXet!" are one of the few things that still makes my life worth living.

  • @tristancharles4411
    @tristancharles4411 Před 2 lety +4

    love this channel and have been an instant fan since I've found it, it's brilliant and there is no other host I'd ever wish to see on this besides you James ! The commentary , the jokes, the knowledge, the editing, it makes for a more interesting time for me than most things I could find on Netflix , etc. Thank you for all your hard work! If I could ask could you please do the other installments of Chucky? I know they're horrible but that's the exact reason I want to see you take it on and I guarantee it'd be more enjoyable than the movies themselves 😂😂😂😂

  • @PrimmsHoodCinema
    @PrimmsHoodCinema Před 3 lety +574

    25:01 LMAOOO!! That mentor shoulder thing.
    I'mma start doing that to ppl randomly

  • @mienaiiiyt
    @mienaiiiyt Před 3 lety +187

    22:12 Are we just gonna ignore the fact that jax just gets his "metal arms" pulled off but somehow still has his normal arms.

    • @blah9454
      @blah9454 Před 3 lety +28

      i was thinking the same things like “how tf he got arms🤨”

    • @bluejaydude1284
      @bluejaydude1284 Před 3 lety +40

      He said that he just wants to be enhanced, so clearly Jax's arms was never ripped in the first place.

    • @averagejoe2402
      @averagejoe2402 Před 3 lety +32

      In the O.G. MK timeline, he never lost his arms, he just got armor for his arms.

    • @mkscorp9152
      @mkscorp9152 Před 3 lety +3

      Ye, jax just wants metal arms in this movie, but honestly, your comment works so well with the MK11 fatalities and brutalities, and that goes for like Jax and Frost, and I think a few other characters in the game

    • @ferrisbueller3231
      @ferrisbueller3231 Před 3 lety +2

      If the filmmakers had stopped caring by that point, then why should we?

  • @idoxd8404
    @idoxd8404 Před 18 dny

    Been watching Dead Meat for more than 4 years now, and this is still the funniest and most enjoyable Kill Count up to date

  • @master6of6omens6
    @master6of6omens6 Před 2 lety +2

    "...and sounded like Rie Ota playing Baragon!"
    LMFAO Props, that's a deep cut! 😂😂😂

  • @ebonykn1ght238
    @ebonykn1ght238 Před 3 lety +601

    James getting frozen by Sub-Zero at the end is better edited than the entire movie.

  • @theunknowneos4949
    @theunknowneos4949 Před 3 lety +104

    I feel as if motaro’s death is what happens when you hit the wrong buttons during a fatality and you just kick him over

    • @swag304
      @swag304 Před 3 lety +13

      Then it was probably me playing as Jax since I could never pull off the fatalities lol

    • @gennix5410
      @gennix5410 Před 3 lety +6

      FACTS

  • @chriskirkemo2522
    @chriskirkemo2522 Před 3 lety +27

    James done an amazing job with this channel. It is just so much damn fun to watch, every single time. Bravo my dude.

  • @tattedupluv
    @tattedupluv Před 2 lety +7

    LMAO "While these two are being fuckin lame..." 18:38

    • @axelnilsson5124
      @axelnilsson5124 Před 8 měsíci +1

      I can’t tell what’s funnier: the line or the delivery

  • @ryanbwags
    @ryanbwags Před 3 lety +151

    My friends and I almost got kicked out of a theater during the midnight showing on opening night. Apparently the people behind us were actually enjoying the movie and didn't appreciate our riffing and inappropriate laughter.

    • @myoghomwenigbinomwanhia3356
      @myoghomwenigbinomwanhia3356 Před 3 lety +8

      Dang

    • @irieite9666
      @irieite9666 Před 3 lety +9

      The same would have happened to me when i was stoned at "The last Stand" but the 3 people and me were the only ones who went to see it lol.

    • @SiIentwhistle
      @SiIentwhistle Před 3 lety +1

      Omg reminds me of when I saw slender man in theaters

    • @mrchenz1371
      @mrchenz1371 Před měsícem

      @@SiIentwhistlesame dude. Man that movie sucked

  • @thomasraines1396
    @thomasraines1396 Před 3 lety +82

    The simple but horrified “it is not amazing” from James in regards to the weird hamster ball things was hilarious.

  • @piggypaps
    @piggypaps Před 2 lety +3

    8:20 If you guys don’t know what the song is.
    The song’s called Fire by Scooter

  • @12794rock
    @12794rock Před rokem +2

    Dawg, I just discovered your channel and I'm already in love with all the wrestling references. You won yourself a sub 🤘🏼

  • @cheekbonestrenchcoat
    @cheekbonestrenchcoat Před 3 lety +73

    I love that Chelsea turns up as Subzero.
    Such couple goals.
    Also this film looked awful but James killed it with the jokes.
    "And they were never seen again"

    • @TheRoboticPizza
      @TheRoboticPizza Před 3 lety +4

      tbh if you use mental gymnastic you can say that Chelsea was cosplaying as Frost who first appeared in Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance, in which the character was a female fighter who had similar Cryomancer like abilities as good ol' subbie

  • @Shuttergun1
    @Shuttergun1 Před 3 lety +111

    I could honestly watch james geek out over game movies for hours

    • @terryprice1691
      @terryprice1691 Před 3 lety +4

      Same like I have a guilty pleasure for the Resident Evil movies lol

    • @Shakodox
      @Shakodox Před 3 lety +2

      Ye

  • @jamesallman7502
    @jamesallman7502 Před 2 lety +4

    I can't wait for you to cover the new MK. These kill count videos are so entertaining and fun to watch.

  • @Sam-ir6mv
    @Sam-ir6mv Před 2 lety +6

    12:55 just in case you thought this movie was making too much sense Rain actually did kill those two but he didn't make them beg and that seems to be the only reason shoa khan was angry

  • @JunKazamaFan
    @JunKazamaFan Před 3 lety +151

    "DUDE I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE" has got to be my favorite listed cause of death in this series.

  • @austindavis617
    @austindavis617 Před 3 lety +475

    It’s funny how James editing at the end of the video to get to the numbers is better than the actual movie 😂

  • @storyscholar
    @storyscholar Před 3 lety +3

    lovely review... and just in time to save me the trouble of watching the movie for research reasons. Thanks for your amazing work as always:)

  • @kevinzurita9731
    @kevinzurita9731 Před 3 lety +2

    When OG John Cage read the script and he was like Whoa whoa whoa Page 2 Johnny Cage dies is someone high

  • @JargonMadjin
    @JargonMadjin Před 3 lety +81

    This films greatest sin was Ermac saying "I" instead of "We"

    • @JargonMadjin
      @JargonMadjin Před 3 lety

      @nieooj gotoy I figure he just has different rooms for this stuff

    • @chrispythemostfriedchicken6010
      @chrispythemostfriedchicken6010 Před 3 lety +1

      Fuck I thought he was just Noob for years since Noob came out to help him out and he used the we, even tho he was red.

  • @PsyduckPhrogOnTop
    @PsyduckPhrogOnTop Před 3 lety +30

    I love how the title "Kill Count" is instead changed to "Kill Kount" to fit the Mortal Kombat theme of the video, amazing attention to detail

    • @M0rinkashi
      @M0rinkashi Před 3 lety

      Not for the subtitles sadly. :(

  • @gren8te319
    @gren8te319 Před rokem +1

    11:23 turnig cyrax' bombs into demoman mines is one of the few badass concepts that work in this film

  • @isaachazelgrove8719
    @isaachazelgrove8719 Před 3 lety +5

    Fun fact: Smoke and Kuai Liang were good friends until smoke was captured and turned into one of the cyber lin kuei

  • @nuketheburrito9108
    @nuketheburrito9108 Před 3 lety +67

    Chelsea showing up as Sub Zero for the get to the numbers bit was hilarious 😂

    • @jimmyim
      @jimmyim Před 3 lety +3

      And it’s a « flashback » cause that subzero didn’t have the face scar, just saying! 😝

    • @blueismylove3128
      @blueismylove3128 Před 3 lety +1

      I love when she helps in the end it's always fucking hilarious.

  • @b0n3s70
    @b0n3s70 Před 3 lety +99

    Can we all just take a minute to admire James’s kitchen, it looks amazing

  • @ChronosLX
    @ChronosLX Před 3 lety +2

    i love how how james said "don't ask" after saying that Ermac's name was short for error macro. yeah don't ask unless your intrested

  • @officialbrucewayne
    @officialbrucewayne Před rokem

    I love all of the mortal Kombat movies/games/and television series/and comic books.

  • @rubyrose9258
    @rubyrose9258 Před 3 lety +67

    "It is... GLORIOUS"
    **cue Robert Roode music omg**
    Beautiful. Absolutely beautiful

    • @idkdude420
      @idkdude420 Před 3 lety +3

      AYE!! You should be saving remnant instead of watching CZcams.

    • @nomercyfilms
      @nomercyfilms Před 3 lety +3

      Beautiful and GLORIOUS

    • @debadopdeep
      @debadopdeep Před 3 lety +1

      I’m not complaining I’m not trying to be rude but I’m just wondering why you comment so much? I’ve seen three comments from you now (P.S. don’t take it rude!) 🌸

    • @nomercyfilms
      @nomercyfilms Před 3 lety

      And @@debadopdeep i’ve got a question for you and I do not mean to be rude but why do you care if someone comments so much

    • @rubyrose9258
      @rubyrose9258 Před 3 lety

      @@debadopdeep I just like voicing my opinions and reactions ^^ I don't really wanna voice them all in like... one comment I guess? Don't worry, you weren't rude about it, I take no offense!

  • @Jackson-oz2ig
    @Jackson-oz2ig Před 3 lety +83

    James when he's talking about HelloFresh: "I want to have a healthy diet."
    Me: *pauses stuffing Poptart in mouth*
    Me: *slowly proceeds stuffing Poptart in mouth with twinge of guilt*

  • @LouisZephyr
    @LouisZephyr Před 10 měsíci +1

    "We've got a Steve-O looking centaur..." now i can't unsee it, RIP

  • @qawtaw1
    @qawtaw1 Před rokem +9

    I was blown away the first time I saw this movie. It changed my life. The cgi was amazing. The fight senses were the best thing I’ve ever seen. It was faithful to the source material and the villains were among the most menacing among the kill count

  • @rumpusgumpus6800
    @rumpusgumpus6800 Před 3 lety +70

    4:05 Rain ,which is literally a prince reference
    Jojo Enemy Stands: *nervous sweating *

  • @DodoRibeiro-ts6po
    @DodoRibeiro-ts6po Před 3 lety +21

    "Leftovers are fine with me", that pretty sums up not only Ermac, but almost all characters who appears and disappears in this movie

  • @Burori1
    @Burori1 Před rokem +2

    Fun fact about Shao Khan in this one. Brian Thomspon also played "Eddie Fiori, the Brujah, one of the vampire antagonists in the tv adaptation of ttrp Vampire the Masquerade, "Kindred: The Embraced".

  • @Jeffzilla07PH
    @Jeffzilla07PH Před 2 lety +2

    Smoke was a character of the mk games
    In the og timeline, he was a friend of kuai liang and when they found out about the cyber initiative, they run away but smoke is not so lucky and was turned into a cyborg. Also noob found him the storage room of shao and reactivated him so he could become bi han's pawn but in the konquest mode, he was saved by kuai liang in the lin kuei temple and in armageddon, smoke is in the forces of light and he died.
    While in the NRS timeline, smoke's story is very much similar in the og timelime but he wasnt converted into a cyborg and he later died in sindel's killing spree but was revived by quan chi as his revenant. In mkx, the enenran demon inside smoke somehow controlled his body now.

  • @jackeaston5829
    @jackeaston5829 Před 3 lety +56

    “Worst movie on the kill count!”
    Thankskilling: am I a joke to you?

  • @emptyvesselsyt
    @emptyvesselsyt Před 3 lety +56

    Wow I remember LOVING this movie as a kid. Watching it now, it’s insane how unfinished and badly edited and just messy it is. But there’s still a lot of fun to be had with it. This actually made me want to revisit it!

    • @marekdycjan9637
      @marekdycjan9637 Před 3 lety +1

      Same for me - this episode kinda ruined my childhood ^^
      I even remember loving the animality fight, don't know how that was possible. I guess childs brain works differently ;)

    • @jarronasberry9508
      @jarronasberry9508 Před 3 lety

      We all have one movies we regret liking as kids mine was Batman and robin and now I regret that

  • @rozasupreme
    @rozasupreme Před 11 měsíci +1

    10:34 what I love is the USAF felt it necessary to place one tiny sign on the gates not only listing what the facility was but where exactly it was in the event someone randomly portals just outside of it and has no idea where they are