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  • @TheRealMirCat
    @TheRealMirCat Před 2 lety +685

    "But you're not even killing anyone."
    More proof that Henry is the innocent one.

    • @cheezyridr
      @cheezyridr Před 2 lety +32

      anytime you compare a woman and a man, the man is ALWAYS the innocent one.

    • @caminstol2473
      @caminstol2473 Před 2 lety +8

      @@cheezyridr that does not make any sense

    • @TheCocaineSamurai
      @TheCocaineSamurai Před 2 lety +27

      @@caminstol2473 matters how many women that you've known. Bitches be crazy.

    • @brettlindsay4683
      @brettlindsay4683 Před 2 lety +8

      I came for this comment because I'm to lazy to post it myself.

    • @delta2167
      @delta2167 Před 2 lety +5

      @5:40 so no one has to scrub through and find it.
      The internet has corrupted the Panda Queen.

  • @BronzSuru
    @BronzSuru Před 2 lety +309

    Jeannie: *See's men shooting minigun* How is that worth it? You're not even killing anyone.
    You scare me sometimes Jeannie.

    • @baneblackguard584
      @baneblackguard584 Před 2 lety +20

      see her carrying a purse "how is that worth it you're not even killing anyone" she stares at you... "I withdraw the comment"

    • @redjules1215
      @redjules1215 Před 2 lety +8

      Only worthwhile if you're murdering. Also, given how many rounds those fire, you are not shooting that for 10 minutes. More like 2.

    • @i.g.n2trip684
      @i.g.n2trip684 Před 2 lety +5

      Yea I picked up on that too lol

    • @lihzzahrdspeed6631
      @lihzzahrdspeed6631 Před 2 lety +7

      I’m like “HOW OFTEN ARE GONNA SHOOT A MINIGUN!?!?!!?”

    • @Irish381
      @Irish381 Před 2 lety +3

      More like bull riding or a super roller coaster than a full ten minutes!

  • @zlamdunk007
    @zlamdunk007 Před 2 lety +75

    14:59 Henry's so distracted by those mega milk factories, he can't tell the difference between PVC pipes and shower curtains!!!

  • @rabidseabee7229
    @rabidseabee7229 Před 2 lety +128

    Henry: *Hugs Jeanie.*
    Jeanie: "Oh yeah, feels good man."
    CZcams: *Age restricts and demonetizes video.*

  • @thebestcentaur
    @thebestcentaur Před 2 lety +556

    Henry's calling a cat a possum has "Is that a chicken?" meme energy

    • @TylerDuysen
      @TylerDuysen Před 2 lety +11

      its not a cat its a racoon 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

    • @thebestcentaur
      @thebestcentaur Před 2 lety +6

      @@TylerDuysen I genuinely hope you realize there were two pictures in that meme😒

    • @TylerDuysen
      @TylerDuysen Před 2 lety +4

      @@thebestcentaur yeah but he was calling the racoon on the right a possum he knows a cat

    • @Luweg01
      @Luweg01 Před 2 lety

      Nabi?

    • @thebestcentaur
      @thebestcentaur Před 2 lety

      @@TylerDuysen same energy though🤷🏾‍♂️

  • @sk8erboino1
    @sk8erboino1 Před 2 lety +307

    I lost it at Jeannie's "You're not even killing anyone!" Implying spending $10,000 on shooting a gun is absurd unless you happen to be killing someone then its fine.

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior Před 2 lety +12

      Killing people is just a bonus.

    • @marvynkawano3090
      @marvynkawano3090 Před 2 lety +14

      From the video, you can’t actually tell if he’s killing someone or not

    • @jackmarl3237
      @jackmarl3237 Před 2 lety +1

      The cow from starship troopers...

    • @louishavens7849
      @louishavens7849 Před 2 lety +5

      😒 agreed you have a point shooting a gun at a room that has nothing to kill in it is perfectly ethical, buying a purse made out of animal skin a bit dark

    • @claude199x
      @claude199x Před 2 lety +1

      Well it is not fine of course, but it is not absurd anymore

  • @mattm7220
    @mattm7220 Před 2 lety +163

    Jeanie: "Can anyone name a significant Ravenclaw?"
    Luna Lovegood, sincerely: "Yes, can anyone assist this woman in her search?" * begins looking *

    • @Topside08
      @Topside08 Před 2 lety +2

      It's probably because they watched the movies and haven't read the books in awhile

    • @Alvari1
      @Alvari1 Před 2 lety +9

      @@Topside08 I didn't read the books, not a really hard HP fan and I still knew about Luna... No excuses there. :D

    • @crustybomb115
      @crustybomb115 Před 2 lety +6

      @@Topside08 i mean even if youve watched the movies, its more than enough to know about her... shes kinda very important considering shes part of the large cast of main characters...

    • @eggled1566
      @eggled1566 Před 2 lety +2

      Nah, easier to just assume it's the Asian.

    • @TxSonofLiberty
      @TxSonofLiberty Před 2 lety +12

      Significant Ravenclaws: Cho Chang, Luna Lovegood, Professor Filius Flitwick (head of house), Moaning Myrtle, Garrick Ollivander, Professor Gilderoy Lockheart, Professor Sybill Trelawney, Padma Patil, and Professor Quirinus Quirrell... and that is excluding Rowena Ravenclaw and her daughter, Helena "The Grey Lady" Ravenclaw the Ravenclaw House Ghost...
      Seriously, I get not knowing Hufflepuffs, Cedric Diggery, Professor Pomona Sprout, Helga Hufflepuff, and The Fat Friar being easy; Newt Scamander, Nymphadora Tonks, Justin Fitch-Fletchley, Hannah Abbott, Susan Bones, Zacharias Smith, Ernie MacMillan, Theseus Scamander, & Teddy Lupin being a bit more advanced... but Ravenclaws aren't side characters, they are plot drivers, two DADA Professors, the bestower of Wands, the Prophecy Provider, two of the most plot important Ghosts, the Charm's Professor, the loves and dates of main characters, and the author's avatar.

  • @thisisnowtaken
    @thisisnowtaken Před 2 lety +29

    5:41
    Jeannie: "You're not even killing anyone!"
    Me: "Wait, THAT'S what handbags are for?!?!?"

  • @gm5383
    @gm5383 Před 2 lety +163

    Henry : "my friend would just think I adopted a possum or a raccoon"
    Me : * genuinely unsure whether he was just calling a kitten a possum, or whether he was calling a kitten a raccoon and the raccoon a possum *
    Literally the next meme : * points at raccoon * "that's a possum right*
    Me: It was foolish to hope...

  • @null_subject
    @null_subject Před 2 lety +29

    15:00 Kayla Moody.

  • @justinauyeung1290
    @justinauyeung1290 Před 2 lety +44

    She's actually the Home Depot employee who cuts their glass.

  • @johnbachman9066
    @johnbachman9066 Před 2 lety +66

    Jeannie: "She can carry that $3000 purse every day....."
    Me: {knowing looks at every other man} "if it lasts that long..."
    Her: [shoves $3000 purse in closet] "I'm going shopping...."
    {3 hours later}
    Her: "I got a new purse!"

    • @demonslayer6588
      @demonslayer6588 Před 2 lety +6

      The bullets lasted longer than the purse.

    • @JustLiesNOR
      @JustLiesNOR Před 2 lety +1

      @@demonslayer6588 Lets assume a conservative 2000 rpm fire rate, you know, to increase the fun time. For a 7.62mm NATO minigun, that would be about a 2 minute and 37 seconds of firing (assuming ammo bought in bulk at ~280 $ for 500 rounds).

    • @demonslayer6588
      @demonslayer6588 Před 2 lety +6

      @@JustLiesNOR Yes, firing the rounds may only be that long, but you have to take into account:
      Driving to range
      Setting the gun up at the range
      Unpacking the ammunition
      Linking the cartridges together
      Letting the weapon cool down between firing
      Reloading
      Clean up of brass
      Driving back home

  • @MrWhangdoodles
    @MrWhangdoodles Před 2 lety +408

    It's always the nicest thing at the end of the day for me when MXR Plays uploads.

  • @aleksoctop
    @aleksoctop Před 2 lety +94

    The look of genuine confusion on Jeannie’s face when Henry made a statement on the rising prices of lumber killed me

  • @BrilluxLP
    @BrilluxLP Před 2 lety +10

    "Can anyone name me a significant Ravenclaw?"
    Luna is literally one of the best characters how dare you!

  • @LaMortesAbyss
    @LaMortesAbyss Před 2 lety +43

    Henry: 'Calls cat possum'
    Rest of us: 'Sighs'

    • @Noeabe
      @Noeabe Před 2 lety +1

      Where was the cat?
      You mean the fox?

    • @Loyal_Feather
      @Loyal_Feather Před 2 lety

      I only saw a orange rat, wdym

  • @erumaaro6060
    @erumaaro6060 Před 2 lety +163

    henry: "like this shower curtain"
    me: dude, those are pvc pipes.

    • @sunkiller5682
      @sunkiller5682 Před 2 lety +37

      oh no his inability to recognize animals has spread to inanimate objects

    • @erumaaro6060
      @erumaaro6060 Před 2 lety +8

      @@sunkiller5682 my thoughts exactly

    • @hrr_rules1379
      @hrr_rules1379 Před 2 lety +4

      I thought those were doors leaning against each other

    • @Sparkykueken
      @Sparkykueken Před 2 lety +1

      Nah, they're real.

    • @briankirk8240
      @briankirk8240 Před 2 lety +5

      i noticed her piercing, yall talking pvc pipes ?

  • @artorias-
    @artorias- Před 2 lety +100

    The word alphabet comes from the first two letters of the Greek alphabet: alpha and beta. It was first used, in its Latin form, alphabetum

    • @Khaos768
      @Khaos768 Před 2 lety +5

      How can someone not realize that "Alphabet" comes from Alpha & Beta??

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 Před 2 lety +8

      @@Khaos768 Ladies and gentlemen (and "others") I present a typical product of US public education, earned by the unwilling, taught by the underpaid, using textbooks written and printed in a fundamentalist Christian state, all working upstream against the meddling of busybody parents with more time than sense.

    • @DMG380
      @DMG380 Před 2 lety +4

      In some Slavonic languages we call it "azbuka" after the first two letters of th Glagolitic/Cyrillic script - "az" and "buki". Others call it abeceda

  • @Zahaqiel
    @Zahaqiel Před 2 lety +67

    Henry... the "i" is in "business" because "business" derives from "busyness". And the "d" is in "Wednesday" because Wednesday derives from "Woden's day".
    The "l" is in "salmon" for no good reason though. We literally removed it in Middle English ("samoun", "samon" and "saumon") and then some crazy Latin purists added it back in.

    • @BenMJay
      @BenMJay Před 2 lety

      Alaskan Pacific Salmon makes Alantic Salmon taste like catfish.

    • @mrarchaicworld
      @mrarchaicworld Před 2 lety +4

      @@BenMJay and that’s a problem? Catfish is fucking delicious.

    • @khululyp
      @khululyp Před 2 lety

      @@dootu and sporange rhymes ot orange but what rhymes with silver...

    • @suntiger745
      @suntiger745 Před 2 lety +2

      The Sal in Salmon is because all male salmons are named Sal and the scientist who gave the species their colloquial english name was from Jamaica.

    • @Zahaqiel
      @Zahaqiel Před 2 lety

      @@khululyp Pilfer is a near-rhyme?

  • @zackbauer4562
    @zackbauer4562 Před 2 lety +15

    15:13 "Smash that like if lumber's just too damn expensive these days."
    Mustn't be that expensive considering shes going around home depot giving out free wood.

  • @edkolbe1850
    @edkolbe1850 Před 2 lety +127

    The "It was me Barry" needs the dub. It's the actual voice actor doing a Ghost Story bit.

    • @legtemal7304
      @legtemal7304 Před 2 lety +3

      Oh it already exists. czcams.com/video/FFRi2xsei_o/video.html

    • @edkolbe1850
      @edkolbe1850 Před 2 lety +6

      @@legtemal7304 I know it exists I just love the conviction in his voice.

    • @legtemal7304
      @legtemal7304 Před 2 lety

      @@edkolbe1850 Me too. I really just love sharing that link mostly.

  • @Chris_Sizemore
    @Chris_Sizemore Před 2 lety +180

    Henry: Don't you like a guy that saves children?
    Jeanie: That were endangered by you?
    Me: So Henry is a Fantastic Four fan?

    • @abramrexjoaquin7513
      @abramrexjoaquin7513 Před 2 lety +8

      Nothing rhymes with "Purple, Orange and Silver."
      " *Turtle, door hinge and Shiver* ". Am i a joke to you?
      Purple Turtle
      Orange Door Hinge
      Silver Shivers

    • @abramrexjoaquin7513
      @abramrexjoaquin7513 Před 2 lety

      @Max rhyming has it's different levels.
      The usage of rhymes is what matters.
      The context, usage, repetition, tones it all matter more than the level of rhymes.

    • @abramrexjoaquin7513
      @abramrexjoaquin7513 Před 2 lety

      @Max perfect rhyming is inconsequential... Rhyming in any level as long as it make sense or Actually smart/funny is what's important in rhyming. Not it's perfect of rhyme.
      They say "nothing" rhymes with purple, orange and silver.
      And that's wrong.
      Something's rhyme albeit it not as perfect as other words but they still havr words that rhyme with them. That's my poin.

    • @abramrexjoaquin7513
      @abramrexjoaquin7513 Před 2 lety

      @Max specificity is important. If "Nothing" meaning perfectly rhyming then it is still wrong. Since *Sporange* is the perfect rhyming of Orange.
      That is why saying "Nothing rhymes with orange" is EXTREMELY invalid.
      Make sense?

  • @athultomy4923
    @athultomy4923 Před 2 lety +19

    Jeanie : smile
    Henry: "creepy smile"
    ME : "I AM NOT ALONE"

    • @Ntwister
      @Ntwister Před 2 lety

      i rather be creepy. i got my moms smile and we look derpy as fuck in photos -_-...

  • @Thewhiiiterabbit
    @Thewhiiiterabbit Před 2 lety +3

    5:40 It's the funniest how Henry automatically goes to hug Jeanie every time he's about to say something stupid

  • @johnarken1810
    @johnarken1810 Před 2 lety +83

    Jeannie: Henry is really competitive.
    Henry: No not really.
    Jeannie: Yes you are!
    Henry: No I’m n…
    Jeannie: Yes you total…
    Henry: NO.

  • @TheTyuqa
    @TheTyuqa Před 2 lety +68

    Wednesday is spelled like that because it's named after Odin who was also known as Wodin it was originally called Wodinsday which then got shortened to Wed-nes-day.
    Business is spelled like that because you are busy, it is just Busy-ness

    • @steelshanks1265
      @steelshanks1265 Před 2 lety +3

      Indeed, Germans called Odin Wodin, he also goes by Goedin, and a few others. +100 points too You. Good job.

    • @fcgHenden
      @fcgHenden Před 2 lety +3

      Oh sh.. posted this just now. 😵

    • @flewkisdead
      @flewkisdead Před 2 lety +2

      Woden*

    • @cheesypnut9827
      @cheesypnut9827 Před 2 lety +1

      In Friesland or Frisia back in the day his name is Wodan and Thor is Donar, all the peoples of Germania pretty much had the same religion, just little differences in the names.

    • @steelshanks1265
      @steelshanks1265 Před 2 lety +1

      @@flewkisdead Wodin, Woden, Wodan, all iterations have been put out there...

  • @asheronwindspear552
    @asheronwindspear552 Před 2 lety +13

    Little known fact: Beards are actual time machine. The longer you grow one for, the further back in time you go when you shave. You don't just look younger, you are younger.

  • @elbryan9
    @elbryan9 Před 2 lety +66

    I'm with Henry on this. Shooting that gun is something people (guys and girls alike), will remember for the rest of their lives. How long do think it'll be before the girl that bought that $2,000 purse will forget about it once its gone? Henry is spot on; memories and experiences over materialistic items.

    • @ftniceberg874
      @ftniceberg874 Před 2 lety +3

      Once she doesn't get attention from it...it all revolves around attention.

    • @leeman27534
      @leeman27534 Před 2 lety +4

      you can also get a cheaper purse.
      can't really get a 'cheap, got to play with military hardware for a few minutes' experience

  • @RedOshawott23
    @RedOshawott23 Před 2 lety +99

    “But you’re not even killing anyone”
    -Jeannie (2021)

  • @TheTpointer
    @TheTpointer Před 2 lety +51

    "He does this for 10 minutes. Done!" - Jeannie
    I think what you meant to say was 25 seconds xD
    The minigun shoots 6000 Rounds of 7.62x51mm NATO per minute. The price that I found was 520$ per pack of 640 rounds.
    So from the 2000$ you can buy 2.464 Rounds.
    2464 Rounds /6000 Rounds per Minute = 0,41 Minutes or 24,64 seconds.

    • @trazyntheinfinite9895
      @trazyntheinfinite9895 Před 2 lety

      Unless he turned down the rpm

    • @WartHog-mh1tj
      @WartHog-mh1tj Před 2 lety

      @@trazyntheinfinite9895 Wait , you can turn down the RPM of a minigun ?

    • @anthonybarker9123
      @anthonybarker9123 Před 2 lety +3

      @@WartHog-mh1tj Yes, it's electrically driven, so you can run it at just about whatever speed you set the motor speed control at.

    • @anthonybarker9123
      @anthonybarker9123 Před 2 lety +2

      Math is pretty close, but this is the M132 microgun (5.56mm) not the M134 minigun (7.62mm). But with current 5.56 prices close to $.75/rd, the math isn't that far off... About 27 seconds.

    • @WartHog-mh1tj
      @WartHog-mh1tj Před 2 lety

      @@anthonybarker9123 that explains why the one in this video feels a bit faster than the usual ones that I see

  • @HeWhoComments
    @HeWhoComments Před 2 lety +27

    “But you’re not even killing anyone”
    Jesus Christ, Jeannie

  • @mad5977
    @mad5977 Před 2 lety +6

    “I feel like Cho is ravenclaw, biased off her aesthetic” 😂

  • @GamerAries124
    @GamerAries124 Před 2 lety +58

    5:45 Agree with Henry, the 2k purse will be something that's replaced with another purse eventually. However, the chance to fire a mini gun without the world going to hell or being in the military first is a once in a lifetime event that will live on long after that 2k purse was replaced and forgotten.

    • @SirJoe-qk3un
      @SirJoe-qk3un Před 2 lety +8

      What this guy said.

    • @crazy_joeee
      @crazy_joeee Před 2 lety +1

      True, but i don't think 2k will last 10min with that xD

    • @fun_police8011
      @fun_police8011 Před 2 lety +4

      Chance to role play as the Heavyweapons guy > overpriced holding bag.

    • @martycontestabile9607
      @martycontestabile9607 Před 2 lety +1

      The purse can only be used in situations where you hope that you won't get mugged. It should not be taken to most jobs unless you can keep your eyes on it.

    • @Lit-E
      @Lit-E Před 2 lety +2

      Funny how she got angry cause he was right tho lmao

  • @chrishubbard64
    @chrishubbard64 Před 2 lety +20

    Henry identifying animals has a strong "Is this a pigeon?" meme energy

  • @joesapiens2871
    @joesapiens2871 Před 2 lety +3

    "All things are permissible, but not all things are profitable." Truer words haven't been said before.

  • @KnuckleHunkybuck
    @KnuckleHunkybuck Před 2 lety +15

    Jeannie: "'Salmon', don't forget the 'L'."
    Salmon
    Walk
    Talk

  • @arayovr
    @arayovr Před 2 lety +10

    The purse is a fashion that will die soon, the minigun is a memory that will last forever.

    • @shadowcat1606
      @shadowcat1606 Před 2 lety

      Its projectiles may definitely be the last thing that go through some peoples' heads.
      And arms, legs, bodies...

  • @LEO_M1
    @LEO_M1 Před 2 lety +36

    Wednesday is , like the other days of the week (barring Saturday which is actually named after the Roman Titan “Saturn”), named after a Germanic god.
    In this case it’s the Anglo-Saxon interpretation of “Odin” or as they would have called him “Woden” or, more accurately, “Wōðen”. When the day was dedicated to him, it became known as “Wodens Day” (or, in more accurate Old English, “Wōðnesdæg” pron. “woah-th-nehz- day” With a long ‘o’, the ‘th’ sound in ‘the’, and the ‘a’ in ‘cat’ for the “æ”).

    • @kevindwyer639
      @kevindwyer639 Před 2 lety +2

      thank you I was looking for someone to comment this

    • @MrOddball63
      @MrOddball63 Před 2 lety +4

      In Sweden its "Onsdag", shortened from "Odens dag"...

    • @avlinrbdig5715
      @avlinrbdig5715 Před 2 lety

      in norway we dont latin our days...it is lørdag.. from lauga... me

    • @taylormatic
      @taylormatic Před 2 lety +1

      Sunday and Monday aren't named after gods. They literally are Suns Day and Moons Day

    • @cynicaloutlook
      @cynicaloutlook Před 2 lety

      So wodpossumday?

  • @Jeremycook_
    @Jeremycook_ Před 2 lety +4

    As someone who just built a deck I can vouch for the lumber prices being out of this world.

  • @ShyBoy6ty9
    @ShyBoy6ty9 Před 2 lety

    I do that hands behind back walk sometimes too. It's not even about resting my lower back. It just feels good to my shoulders.

  • @evann03
    @evann03 Před 2 lety +30

    Henry has started calling every animal the wrong name on purpose so we can't know when he's being serious anymore. Hes catching on

    • @Ntwister
      @Ntwister Před 2 lety

      hes a sneaky fucker, and i thing you are right :)

    • @leeman27534
      @leeman27534 Před 2 lety +1

      i mean essentially this is them acting goofy for views, so, yeah.
      in the same sense of, jeannies not put off by henry being a perv. she knew that before she ever even MET the guy.

    • @evann03
      @evann03 Před 2 lety

      @@leeman27534 yeah it's almost like we're all in on the joke

    • @Mr1Tanker
      @Mr1Tanker Před 2 lety

      @@leeman27534 Yep..just like Linus.. drops shit all the time now (on purpose), or his fans would whine if he didn't.

  • @malcolmsilva
    @malcolmsilva Před 2 lety +10

    Jeannie: Name me a significant Ravenclaw...
    Luna Lovegood: Am I a joke to you?

    • @champ1159
      @champ1159 Před 2 lety

      Wasn't she a Hufflepuff

    • @SurelyLightFoot
      @SurelyLightFoot Před 2 lety

      Also professor Flitwick, head of Ravenclaw house and master duelist.

    • @avlinrbdig5715
      @avlinrbdig5715 Před 2 lety

      idk much about harry potter.. but Luna LOvegood was the best carracter by a longshot"!

  • @Damalon01
    @Damalon01 Před 2 lety +1

    Firing a minigun at full speed is a memory you will never forget! A hand bag is just another fashion accessory...

  • @banyakakal4299
    @banyakakal4299 Před 2 lety +3

    2:48 Jeannie single handedly simplify the major flaw of democracy
    Like Churcill said: The biggest threat to democracy is a minute with the common voter

  • @DarkLorddReviews
    @DarkLorddReviews Před 2 lety +30

    Me: The world is a cruel and unjust place. There is no harmony in the universe. The only constant is suffering.
    *minutes later* OMG A NEW MXR VIDEO!!!

  • @ancientcbriney9881
    @ancientcbriney9881 Před 2 lety +19

    Imagining Henry getting to the table asking about how to use the force for his own pleasure while talking about someone who's German translation is The Dark Father. Yah this is pretty normal.

  • @fenrisnihilus3675
    @fenrisnihilus3675 Před 2 lety +2

    3:13
    jeany, consider this:
    henry basically said that he doesnt have to look at a aprox 100 mil dollar painting because he can look at you. if that doesn't qualify as a compliment, i dont know what will.

  • @Maverick-7508
    @Maverick-7508 Před 2 lety +1

    15:00 That lady could cut glass with those things.

  • @amonsterchef5182
    @amonsterchef5182 Před 2 lety +7

    Name a significant Ravenclaw: Luna Lovegood!

  • @RainMakeR_Workshop
    @RainMakeR_Workshop Před 2 lety +8

    Luna Lovegood and her Dad were Ravenclaw's.
    So was Moaning Myrtle, Professor Sybill Trelawney, Professor Filius Flitwick, Professor Gilderoy Lockhart, Professor Quirinus Quirrell and Garrick Ollivander.

    • @grizzlybear3809
      @grizzlybear3809 Před 2 lety

      Came looking for this response. Maybe thye have not seen it properly.

    • @aggressivelybored7666
      @aggressivelybored7666 Před 2 lety +1

      Still blows my mind that LOCKHART of all people was a claw. I mean, I guess he had to go somewhere, but wow

    • @Thomas-fz9xw
      @Thomas-fz9xw Před 2 lety +1

      @@aggressivelybored7666 Well, he was pretty clever in his deception. Either that, or it's a cheeky joke that he cheated his way even through sorting

    • @RainMakeR_Workshop
      @RainMakeR_Workshop Před 2 lety +2

      ​@@aggressivelybored7666 Well he has the wit to dupe thousands of wizards, the wisdom to cover his tracks and the intelligence to get away with it for YEARS. Though apparently he (much like Harry) was nearly a Slytherin.
      Despite his bumbling portrayal in the movies, he was supposedly an above average student, he loved the attention for his achievements, but lacked the drive to improve. If he had actually worked hard as a student, he probably COULD have been what he pretended to be.
      Plus house sorting is about what you most value, not what you most exhibit. You could embody every single quality of Slytherin and NONE of Ravenclaw, but if you don't value those Slytherin traits and instead valued the traits of Ravenclaw, you'll wind up in Ravenclaw. Despite being the perfect Slytherin.

  • @GetReady4FreddyKrueger
    @GetReady4FreddyKrueger Před 2 lety +4

    Purple - Curple: The hindquarters or rump of a horse.
    Orange - Sporange: French word for a capsule in which spores are produced by an organism.
    Silver - Chilver: A female lamb.

    • @Ntwister
      @Ntwister Před 2 lety

      im impressed if you knew that from memory. and still a little impressed if you spent the time and energy to search it up :)

  • @maxhamman
    @maxhamman Před 2 lety +2

    "smile at them, maybe they'll smile back" had me rolling!

  • @thunderfalcon6461
    @thunderfalcon6461 Před 2 lety +8

    Henry: is there an important ravenclaw other than cho
    Me: Luna lovegood

  • @Vladimir_Kv
    @Vladimir_Kv Před 2 lety +22

    *Jeannie:* _Name me a significant Ravenclaw!_
    *Potterheads:* _Nani?!?_
    Off the top of my head:
    2nd book:
    -Ernie Macmillan - a guy spooked by Harry's talking to a snake, and later petrified.-
    Wrong, I messed up - he was a Hufflepuff and it was his friend who was petrified.
    4th book:
    - Cho Chang - Harry's crush;
    - Padma Patil - twin to Parvati Patil, both went to the Yule Ball, one with Harry, another with Ron;
    - Roger Davis - Head Boy and Fleur's date at the Yule Ball.
    5th book:
    - Luna Lovegood - Jinny's friend and a part of DA;
    - Marietta Edgecomb - a girl who tattled on DA.
    6th book:
    - Penelope Clearwater - Percy Weasly's ex-gf, Ravenclaw Prefect.
    There are more "significant Ravenclaws" than there are "significant Hufflepuffs"! Almost as many, as "significant Slytherins"!

  • @sunshineflower2286
    @sunshineflower2286 Před 2 lety +3

    "Smile at them, maybe they will smile back"
    Girl: *looks at him*
    Him: *ungly bastard smile*

  • @sunshineflower2286
    @sunshineflower2286 Před 2 lety +2

    Props to Henry for recognising a possum and a raccoon, and name them in right order

  • @captainclown2718
    @captainclown2718 Před 2 lety +4

    whoever added the "don't cross the streams" scene in is the mvp of this video! I don't know why but this one really got me.

    • @piersonjamesa
      @piersonjamesa Před 2 lety

      Ray. . . its looking at me ray. .. .. He He He

  • @barbarakiewe2870
    @barbarakiewe2870 Před 2 lety +61

    "But you're not even killing anyone." And this is a bad thing?

    • @Soron661
      @Soron661 Před 2 lety

      life isn't sacred, so yes it can be a bad thing. Especially, if your house is being intruded on and you're alone. However, something tells me you believe the reverse... and that would make you one of the brainwashed sheep that exist in the world.

    • @barbarakiewe2870
      @barbarakiewe2870 Před 2 lety +7

      @@Soron661 Try watching the video for context and see if you make the same inane comment.

    • @mithshude
      @mithshude Před 2 lety +3

      @@Soron661 you seem to be projecting quite a bit based on the fact oyu made up an entire story about the other guy in your head based on a single comment about what was said in the video

    • @thekamotodragon
      @thekamotodragon Před 2 lety

      "And is that a bad thing?" Yes ;)

    • @andrewhoganson4642
      @andrewhoganson4642 Před 2 lety +3

      @@Soron661 Are-... are you using a minigun for home defense?

  • @corycoad5825
    @corycoad5825 Před 2 lety

    Jeannie trying to do Luna dirty by asking if anyone can name a significant ravenclaw

  • @MrDSkreet
    @MrDSkreet Před 2 lety +3

    Henry: Fiver
    Jeannie: That's not a word, that's a site
    All of Britain: *Shocked Pikachu face*

  • @goldentopaz
    @goldentopaz Před 2 lety +6

    in my experience most fun things that go on the bucket list are normally expensive, the real gold is finding away to do it for free, the best times are normally shared with friends and s/o

  • @SealFormulaMaster
    @SealFormulaMaster Před 2 lety +5

    To answer your question Henry, yes, dial-up is still alive and well. Actually been thinking about switching to dial-up for awhile. My "broadband" only gives 1 megs down in my area (FCC classifies broadband as 25 megs down) for 60 bucks a month, yet I can find dial-up in my area that goes up to 50 megs down for half the price.

    • @janikarkkainen3904
      @janikarkkainen3904 Před 2 lety +1

      I think you are talking about a DSL line, not dialup. They use the same copper lines, but have different infrastructure support hardware wise, and do not require dialing up anywhere. The fastest dialup is 56k. Not saying dial-up wouldn't still be in use, but saying that you can't get 50M line with a dialup.

    • @xk1k1x
      @xk1k1x Před 2 lety +4

      I work for an ISP that still supports dial up. Dial up CANNOT reach 50mbps. It is simply not possible. DSL can however and that's probably what you're looking at

  • @MrFarnanonical
    @MrFarnanonical Před 2 lety +3

    11:07 I literally haven't been hugged in 5 years and that was an awkward coming in from the side hug. I honestly cant remember the last time I had a real hug.

  • @stavik96
    @stavik96 Před 2 lety

    4:52 One of my earliest memories was a relative introducing me to runescape which I remember I played back in 2008 due to a halloween event I had on my account so basically I was about 12 years as well. Oh and I remember using dial-up for the longest, I would get to play for like an hour and then wait like 2 weeks before asking if I could play online again and often I would get a no. One day we finally got something better, it was like a usb stick with a sim card in it that you plugged into your pc and logged in on with a pin code in order to get internet. It was limited to like 5 GB a month and was slow before 4 pm and after like 10 pm, oh and very expensive plus limited to one device at a time.
    At some point we actually got proper internet and man did I love it, although based on how I am today I probably would have been better off not having internet at all growing up.

  • @RedDevil_Joe
    @RedDevil_Joe Před 2 lety +15

    I don’t know how people do their natural smile when they are consciously trying to smile lol impossible for me

    • @hrr_rules1379
      @hrr_rules1379 Před 2 lety

      Same I just can't do it

    • @tarfeef101
      @tarfeef101 Před 2 lety +1

      Yep either I'm laughing or I look like a psychopath

  • @Everythingbutcarp
    @Everythingbutcarp Před 2 lety +3

    These videos always make me laugh. I’m a college freshman now and you both make my evenings so much more enjoyable. Keep up the good work!

  • @nixodian108
    @nixodian108 Před 2 lety +4

    6:04 meanwhile everyone in the audience that is Greek that knew that since first grade: "I am four parallel universes ahead of you"

  • @soumiklaik5758
    @soumiklaik5758 Před 2 lety +2

    We need 1 hour version of henry identifying animals 🤣🤣🤣

  • @StevenGarcia_NoLimits
    @StevenGarcia_NoLimits Před 2 lety +8

    13:16 Seeing Henry’s iconic smile is wholesome to me
    5:43 learn women

  • @tapmaster6136
    @tapmaster6136 Před 2 lety +11

    Henry: "Do people still use dialup?"
    Let me tell you my 3 late years of Dark Souls PvP. My apartments basically limited me to their service being Windstream at the time. It was measured to be slower than dialup, often with speed in the KB, not even MB. Hence i could never invade only get invaded, training night and day to kill players teleporting across the map. Now that i have better internet, i can eye of the tiger most laggy players if I'm on my A game. Moral of the story: play different games if your shits slow af.

  • @xiaozh1
    @xiaozh1 Před 11 měsíci

    Luna gets a whole chapter named after her and is critical in the last book.

  • @cantseeshittles4679
    @cantseeshittles4679 Před 2 lety

    These memes wouldn't be half as good without you guys. I'm really glad I was born when I was cuz otherwise I would miss this. I know right now I'm in the good old days

  • @obijuan3004
    @obijuan3004 Před 2 lety +3

    I almost spit my drink when Jeanie said, the two guys are crossing swords.

  • @djrizla420
    @djrizla420 Před 2 lety +20

    Purple rhymes with curple, which means the hindquarters of a horse.
    Orange rhymes with sporange, which means the sac on some plants that create spores.
    Silver rhymes with chilver, which means a female lamb.

    • @mrspecs4430
      @mrspecs4430 Před 2 lety +4

      This sounds made up, but also plausible...

    • @janikarkkainen3904
      @janikarkkainen3904 Před 2 lety +3

      @@mrspecs4430 With a quick google all of them seem legit. Didn't do a deep dive but many websites I have found "respectable" have that info on their site, so I have no real reason to expect them to be lies.

    • @inakaken
      @inakaken Před 2 lety +1

      I agree with Henry, technically, 'people' rhymes with 'purple' and 'waver' rhymes with 'silver'. No one specified it had to be perfect rhyme.

  • @destinys___hatred2823
    @destinys___hatred2823 Před 2 lety

    You know, I’m 20 and that "me at age 20" meme is pretty spot on 🤣😭

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606

    7:59 Wednesday is spelled like that because it was originally "Woden's day" and Woden was a germanicized pronunciation of Odin, the norse god if wisdom. So it's Odin's day, Thor's day, Satyr Day, quite a lot of mythology in the week.

    • @flewkisdead
      @flewkisdead Před 2 lety +1

      Nah. Saturday has a Roman origin. Romans called days of the week based on the gods/planets: Sun, Moon, Mars, Mercury, Jupiter, Venus, Saturn. Those were the five known by the Romans at the time. Nords called Mon-Fri using god names: Manen, Tyr, Odin, Thor, Frigg.
      English days of the week are half Nordic half Roman.

  • @sparks2749
    @sparks2749 Před 2 lety +9

    Henry is NOT calling the cat a possum,... he is calling the "Raccoon" a Possum,... Shhheeeesh!

  • @colincorey8689
    @colincorey8689 Před 2 lety +3

    Your videos always make me laugh keep up the good work.

  • @dustiestspade339
    @dustiestspade339 Před 2 lety

    Nothing more fun than getting absolutely hammered and curb stomping the sober competition

  • @AceTheWorrior
    @AceTheWorrior Před 2 lety +8

    Did Jeannie took "you are sitting right here, who needs Mona Lisa?" As an insult?
    Our Lord was sMooth AF there

  • @Zimke42
    @Zimke42 Před 2 lety +11

    Henry, "The only time you can experience sex, drinking and parties without consequences is when you are a teen." DUDE! I was a male teen single custodial parent. There are consequences!

    • @Zebulization
      @Zebulization Před 2 lety +5

      I am surprised the courts gave you custody of the child. They seem to think all men are sexual deviants. At the very least they try to guilt the girl's parents into raising the child.

    • @Zimke42
      @Zimke42 Před 2 lety +4

      @@Zebulization Especially since this happened in the early 90's and the judge was an old judge. The mother and her family had been in and out of court for all kinds of crap over the years though. It was hard for the judge to justify placing my child in their home. I was still scared shitless until he came to a decision. It was still quite unusual for men to get custody.

  • @Goultardtheiopgod
    @Goultardtheiopgod Před 2 lety +1

    I only get hugs all day when im not working

  • @seanflanagan578
    @seanflanagan578 Před 2 lety

    a $5 purse and a $2000 purse are essentially the same, minigun shooting is a level of fun most people will never experience

  • @enckaxtus9537
    @enckaxtus9537 Před 2 lety +3

    13:47 at this point, I'm willing to hypothesize that one's smile is affected early on by the first thing that brought one enjoyment. For me and many others, for example, found enjoyment early on in violent video games. That face is one you make after clearing a crowded room in a level unscathed.

  • @corwincaine21
    @corwincaine21 Před 2 lety +6

    "Why is it Wednesday" Tues-Fri are names after the Norse (Scandinavia) Gods. Tuesday is based on Tyr, Wednesday from Woden (Germanic spelling of Odinn), Thursday is Thor's Day, and I cant remember if Friday is from Freyja or Frigg.

    • @avlinrbdig5715
      @avlinrbdig5715 Před 2 lety +2

      i havehard it is frigg.. but take with sum salt

  • @benfarney3664
    @benfarney3664 Před 2 lety

    9:45 hirple, a word for hobbling the is mainly used in Scotland, chilver, a female lamb, sporange, the name of the structure in which spores are formed.

  • @carlbrown9082
    @carlbrown9082 Před 2 lety +2

    Henry's creepy smile, and Jeannie's pure reaction make this video.

  • @shirgall
    @shirgall Před 2 lety +5

    Wait until Henry finds out that Wednesday is a bastardization of "Odin's Day".

  • @arthurmorgan8613
    @arthurmorgan8613 Před 2 lety +3

    I really hope this is brand friendly😁. wow the first one is already pushing it

  • @YamiArchangel
    @YamiArchangel Před 2 lety

    i remember using a dial-up Internet connection, & i remember using some of those AOL CDs as mailbox post reflectors, we had that many.

  • @Leonidas1210vc
    @Leonidas1210vc Před 2 lety

    14:25 when the kid tries to trash talk....you have to assert dominance.

  • @barbarakiewe2870
    @barbarakiewe2870 Před 2 lety +3

    Breathtaking

  • @juggaloscrub365
    @juggaloscrub365 Před 2 lety +9

    I hate when people say money can't buy you happiness. Have you ever seen Jeff bezos on his mega yacht crying? Or someone with a frown driving a super luxurious sports car with a gorgeous partner in the passenger seat with the top down? Nope

    • @flewkisdead
      @flewkisdead Před 2 lety +3

      Nah, suicide rates are actually higher in rich neighborhoods than the ghettos. All your neighbors are broke when you are poor, so there's no comparison. No grass is greener cause nobody has got grass. If you are poorer than your neighbors in a high income neighborhood, you tend to be less happy because you are always comparing yourself with others and tend to live beyond your means in order to present an image. Debt tends to stack up fast in that kind of lifestyle and any hiccup could just destroy it all.

    • @juggaloscrub365
      @juggaloscrub365 Před 2 lety

      I understand what you are saying. l come from a pretty poor area and I have known people who have committed suicide because they couldn't afford to pay off the debt that they had or they owed money to the wrong people. As a teenager there were quite a few people in my area who committed suicide because of their home lives and the fact that they were very poor. Used to get harassed by the rich kids and I know one of them who basically killed himself because his dad was starving himself to death just so that way his son could have a meal. His dad was a good man and his son's suicide devastated him

    • @4Kandlez
      @4Kandlez Před 2 lety +1

      You cant buy happiness, you either have it or you don't, but what being rich does buy you is freedom to do whatever you want with your life

    • @juggaloscrub365
      @juggaloscrub365 Před 2 lety

      @@4Kandlez you're absolutely right about that. I guess that's what I was really meaning. I mean having the freedom to do whatever you want can bring you a lot of happiness especially if you spend the money wisely

  • @SMDubsmore
    @SMDubsmore Před 2 lety +1

    wait what??? at 5:46 "But you're not even killing anyone!"
    ehrm ok... this "what's the point of doing it" was really from a parallel universe

  • @MarineCARMINE
    @MarineCARMINE Před 2 lety

    Those are some nice sweater cannons lol

  • @eetunurmi7263
    @eetunurmi7263 Před 2 lety +7

    I love your vids

  • @woodrobin
    @woodrobin Před 2 lety +15

    Wednesday was originally Wodenstag (tag meaning day, and Woden being the Anglo-Saxon version of Odin), so Woden's Day, which evolved into Wednes Day, Wednesday. Why it gets pronounced as "When's Day?" is a mystery.

    • @rcrawford42
      @rcrawford42 Před 2 lety +2

      Over time, the pronunciation of words "softens" -- 't' becomes 'd' and 'd' can completely disappear.

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 Před 2 lety

      The pronunciation is probably for the same reason Worcestershire is "Wis-ter-shy-er".

  • @brandonrice1124
    @brandonrice1124 Před 2 lety +1

    Man my home depot never has anything like that just five or six guys talking about roofing nails lol.

  • @MotivationMentor_7697
    @MotivationMentor_7697 Před 2 lety

    That guy on the skateboard looks like Bob Ross.
    It was a happy little crash 😂

  • @ApolloRacer
    @ApolloRacer Před 2 lety +7

    I have literally gone years without any hugs. This would explain why I feel dead inside...

    • @jordanshadows3253
      @jordanshadows3253 Před 2 lety

      Same here. Honestly I'm starting to forget how it feels to have one

    • @SilverDomUK
      @SilverDomUK Před 2 lety

      But which is worse, feeling dead inside with no hug's or getting hug's and still feeling dead inside.....

    • @okrookra6542
      @okrookra6542 Před 2 lety

      You really believe that nonsense. What proof did they give? None. Gullible. The real reason you feel dead inside is because you likely know how this world actually works and who really is behind the curtains and everyone else around you is oblivious to it. There's something true about the saying that says the wiser you are the more depressed you become. Because you observe things others don't. You loose common ground.

    • @jordanshadows3253
      @jordanshadows3253 Před 2 lety

      @@okrookra6542 they actually did a study about hugs. It was at a nunnery and they split babies into two groups. Ones that weren't touched unless absolutely necessary and the other group was cuddled and such. The babies that didn't get any were stunted and if I remember correctly one or a couple actually died from it. You should look it up. It's pretty interesting. Plus many doctors agree for good mental and emotional growth and stability, it's required to have such contact with another. I definitely get where you are coming from and agree with you on some of it, but I'm just saying it's not really nonsense and stuff like that really does effect many people in a rather harsh way. Anyway, hope the best to you, and you really should check out that study. I know I'm gonna check it out again

    • @okrookra6542
      @okrookra6542 Před 2 lety

      @@jordanshadows3253 I've heard of the studies. I wouldn't trust those studies if I were you. The same doctors that reccommended smoking back in the early days. Don't trust 'em. Today they tell you one thing is a fact and in 5 years they'll be saying it's false. As far as that specific study you mentioned, of course if you don't touch a baby or handle it it's definitely going to die. Starvation, bed sores, and you can't ask a baby if it feels dead inside or depresed. You won't get a reply. A sickness can also look like depression. These people falsify information to satisfy their industry all while extinguishing precious life for a MF study?. These studies will also cause changes in your psyche. They're meant to be subversionists tools. Shaping public opinion without the public even realizing it and even participating like you. Death to communists socialists fascists.