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Henry's women's tennis impression is on point
I cant unhear this and tht joke now
I don’t think men should ever be allowed to play tennis. It should be a women exclusive sport.
@@prachetasnayse9709 men play tennis?
@@prachetasnayse9709 my guy you should really delete that before the storm comes
@@prachetasnayse9709 mate am gonna give u some advice
Some women are coming feminist too so if u don't want a 400 comments popping up just edited the comment
Jeannie: "sitting besides Henry"
Henry: *oh yeah,* jeannie is bob ross today.
Ah good old Master Sergeant Bob Ross!
Not gonna lie, it made me laugh. Jeannie as Bob is my favorite thing ever now.
Some how she's still adorable. 😄
@@Kajatae even with a beard😌
I liked this specifically because Jeannie Ross told me to
Jeannie: “I’m your girlfriend of five years,…”
Me: “Wait, has it been THAT long? Oh damn”
Penguin: "Am I free to go?"
person: "You're free to go."
Penguin: "If I'm free to go, I'm free to stay."
"Bob Ross doesn't fight, he paints".
To be fair, he was an Air Force Military Training Instructor (the Air Force equivalent to a Drill Sergeant or Drill Instructor), and the he stated the reason he spoke so softly was because he spent so much of his career screaming at people.
Could you imagine the people.he trained watching him paint? Them being like, "oh bullshit, that man is an animal"
@@mythicstyx7827 lol
can you imagine bob ross being in the air force with that afro? not gonna lie if i was on the enemy's side, i couldnt shot at him, that afros is too glorious to shoot at
@@woteveruk1 Judging from the Google results of "young Bob Ross," he jumped between a pompadour and combed-back when he was in the military.
@@aprilbennett4161 still, after watching anime, and playing the yakuza games, it would also be hard to shoot anyone with a pompadour, the combed-back, maybe lol
We ain't gonna speed past Henry calling Mufasa Mustafa 4:09 that had me dead 😂😂
True. At least they know he's a lion, though. They've come a long way with their knowledge of animal species.
Mufasa! 😆😆😆
@@Arcaani animals arnt just food anymore to them 😅
Mixing Lion King with Star Wars
@@lfestevao You might be thinking of Mustafar, the lava planet? I think Mustafa is just an Arabic name.
Raccons are some of the most loyal and friendly pets you can find. You just have to raise them right and get them young.
And, no, Henry...$100 is a lot more because it takes more work to attain it than it did even 30 years ago but it's a lot less because it also doesn't go anywhere near as far as it did 30 years ago.
Yeah I was going to post something similar.
He must make a lot of money to think what he does.
Low wages and higher prices.
Indeed. Fastidiously clean, very intelligent and they are great with other animals. "Tamed" or "trained" raccoons can be fabulous pets/companions but, as you mentioned, they must be raised that way from very young.
Nobody talking about him calling simba’s dad “MUSTAFA?”
Hahahahaha Trueeee
XD i died a little
Hold up
#truth
😂😂😂
Henry: thinks disney animals will be easier for him
also Henry: do you think "MUSTAFA" meows
he does he lives next to me above the turkish market
TBH, I didn't even notice haha
Who TF is Mustafa?
Is he the one who owned the Planet where Anakin was burned?
Username checks out lol
Mufasa....not Mustafa.
One of my mom's neighbors as a kid had a pet raccoon. It lived in the yard but never went more than one or two houses away. Raccoons like to wash their food and will do so automatically as long as there's any nearby water source.
So, as a trick, when he had friends over, he would bring the raccoon a biscuit (an American biscuit, not a cookie) and a small bowl of water. The raccoon, predictably, would attempt to wash the biscuit. I say attempt because biscuits are very, very water soluble. After less than 10 seconds of washing the poor raccoon would be standing there with wet cornmeal on his paws, looking up at the guy like "wtf just happened?!"
Then he'd give him an apple because only a genuine asshole wouldn't and everyone would end up happy, raccoon included.
I watched a gif more than 10 years ago, of a racoon that washes his food in the stream and the food just disappears. I don't know what it was, looked like marshmallow but probably cotton candy because of the way it just dissolved. That gif is one of the saddest thing I've seen The poor raccoon just stays there bewildered with empty hands. Good that this raccoon got an apple in the end.
@@13thxenos czcams.com/video/rfbb4yRBH64/video.html
When you said, "only a genuine asshole wouldn't...."
I dropped my phone and laughed hard.
Jeannie: "Why do we have to be the support crew for the fucking jockeys?!"
Jock: How else would they get on the horse?
As someone who works at a racetrack with horses... this is 100% true all Jockey's need a boost to get on the horse.
@@TheLastSane1 Not sure why band members specifically need to fill that requirement though....
Serious answer though - the football team is easily and by far the most profitable part of any highschool, and they do support the band... by making money so the school can have a band. Typically that's also true of the art department.
14:33 NO Henry…the first part is correct, the second part about $100 being less than you imagined is because $100 doesn’t really buy you much when you factor in the average price of groceries, rent, utilities, fuel, car etc
Henry: “Somebody forged that for you!”
Us: “ *Cast* Henry. It’s a *cast* iron skillet. It was *casted* .”
Lol, also he cut up that pan for a tool he can't use on over half of all pans.
Y'know, I could see doing that with a pan that's rusted through or badly cracked, to salvage something useful. But to do that to an intact cast iron skillet . . . that's sacri-Lodge.
Cast is the past tense of cast.
Also, that paddle is supposed to be a lot thinner and have a little bending to it to work properly.
Forged iron skillet would be cool
Jeannie Ross is back! Another episode full of happy little accidents!
Hopefully she doesn't 'happy little accident" her way into another relationship like bob ross did
@@ridgefrost 7:05 uncomfortable in a bar? I COULD SEE WHAT?
Wish my parents would tell me I'm a "happy little accident".
I'm waiting for the return of Jeannimouse
169th like 🐱👤
The cast iron pan thing was for D&D thing, they wanted their spatula to do higher damage so their welder friend made this to prove a spatula could be a deadly weapon with higher damage to the DM. I’m not into D&D but it was a sweet gesture the guy really wanted his character to be a chef
That cat video where it seemingly grabs something when being thrown is actually in reverse when being saved from hitting the ground.
"Beat the Devil out of it!" is Bob Ross' ultimate Smash Bros. ability.
Then He turns you into a happy little tree.
Nah, he'd just sit down and give you some advice for your life problems and you'd lose the will to fight and then he'd send you home with landscape.
Can I just say that I'm proud of Henry that he was able to identify the racoon
I have never laughed so hard in less than 2 seconds of clicking a video!! That Bob Ross-play is amazing! Well done, Jeannie!
"at some point when he'll need to do the deed" this innocence is unbecoming of this channel... but the wholesomeness is not unwelcomed
Fun Fact: Given the historical context calling someong a sheep "ducker" does not actually imply they "duck" sheep. Old laws made so that the penalty for stealing a sheep was worse than ducking one so thieves would often claim they were not stealing and only ducking a sheep to get the lesser penalty.
TLDR: Sheep Duckers are actually (most of the time) just thieves avoiding more jail time.
“Lol, death penalty?“
“No, just a night in jail.“
“No I mean you're socially dead you sheep ducker“
Sounds like an excuse that a sheep ducker would use to cover the fact that he is in fact ducking that sheep.
I could make an infidel joke about this, but I don't want to be banned.
@@CtrlAltRetreat When everyone's a sheep ducker, no one is.
im confused why sheep and ducks are involved
Jeannie: What about tikthot?
Henry: [shocked] You actually want to do tikthots?
I see the sloot lord has influenced Jennie.
Being Bob Ross makes her feel more generous.
She knew it was coming anyways, might as well suggest it
Big brain! If you do tikthots then the video is over and you can go paint, or have Henry make more tennis noises!
@@rustylee1836 ohh...
@15:58 guys it's a cast iron pan. they just dump hot metal into a mold and it's pan shaped. A cast iron spatula however is quite a rare tool to have around the kitchen.
That ending... you guys melt my heart.
That Bob Ross cadence is absolutely perfect.
Edit: The ending "bye" was even in the same cadence. Just terrific.
Henry: "The big raccoons, like, aren't that cute..."
Sir, I believe Snuffy would like to have a word with you
Raphtalia would end them both
@@zoxin9293 Raphtalia isn't just a racoon. She's a mixed race. Its unfair to compare.
@@Merilirem Raphtalia and Snuffy are both anthropomorphic racoons, what are you talking about? It is fair to compare.
@@zoxin9293 "As a mixed-race of Raccoon and Tanuki, Raphtalia is shown to have fluffy dog-like ears and an averagely sized bushy tail."
Not a Racoon. She's some sorta crazy hybrid.
@@Merilirem The Japanese raccoon dog (Nyctereutes viverrinus),[1] also known as the tanuki (Japanese: 狸, たぬき, pronounced [taꜜnɯki]), is a species of canid endemic to Japan.
So racoon and racoon-alike dog. That is also anthropomorphic. Both 50% human, 25% racoon, but Raphtalia is also 25% not pure but racoon-alike. It is fair to compare.
Thank you for this video. I'm having a bad week and this does help me even just for a while
Jeannie's genuine empathy for men who are never able to find a girlfriend/wife to discover they're sterile with is so touching.
Cast Iron Pan: gets destroyed.
Henry: Dude somebody forged that for you
Cast Iron Pan: Is my name a joke to you Sir?
Think he said "somebody *could* forge that for you"
@@feliciaalexis______5339 please no
Cast iron is iron alloy with more than 2% carbon. It's not a pan made from a cast, cast iron is the material.
@@qilinger4685 it is actually made from casting, the materials they use are pig iron and steel.
@@qilinger4685 the method is casting. But the specific alloy is also called cast iron because that is the predominant use of that alloy. So the name came from the method.
14:30 Other interpretation is that in the grand scheme, while earing $100 can be troublesome, it can also constitute very little in buying power.
thats what i was thinking... like - 100$ ain't buying a whole lotta shit these days my guys lmao
Yeah I almost unsubscribed when he said that.
Huh? I thought this was exactly what he said lmao.
@@truthteller880 His statement was "you realize how hard it is to make $100... but you live so long that you've accumulated so much money that in the grand scheme of things $100 is not actually alot...".
IE, it's not alot because you've made alot. Which is a non-universal interpretation.
Admittedly the buying power statement isn't universal either, but it's a more consistent interpretation.
yeah was gonna say that it just means you cant buy shit with 100 i live in central europe where you earn 800€ per month and 100 will only get you like a week of food and thats just food
Jeannie:"tickthots?"
The moment henry's corruption over Jeannie is Maxed Out.
17:55 Jeannie is hugging herself to enhance Henry's hug.
1st Cheetah meows.
2nd Cheetah is obviously purring.
Henry: "That one is adding a lot of aggression with his growling."
Me: "I'm sorry, Jeannie, but you and Henry can never own an animal together. God doesn't think it's a good idea."
Jeannie can own an animal and let Henry live there.
Is it bad I didn't think it was purring either? Purring is usually a soft droning sound isn't it?
@@sorinxi7455 Yeah sounded like growling to me.
@@sorinxi7455 some house cats are enthusiastically informing their owners they are happy.
@@sorinxi7455 It is purring, cheetahs are just louder than house cats. I don't think cheetahs growl, they have the same vocal range as house cats.
17:14 So...that´s when Henry realized, just like me, that Japanese drawing artists are not crazy obsessed with huge milkers...they just draw reality xd
Sometimes the reality is Good
Imma need the sauce for that
I too am in need of sauce
does anyone have the sauce/her tiktok for 17:14?
Juliaticabusty got you fam
Jeannie's costume made my day! All I got to say is Thank you!
I think the 100$ thing, or at least my personal interpretation is because it takes so much time to get to that 100$ in a paycheck, but as an adult, you realize 100$ aint shit. It wont last you for long. I could go out to eat, and a quarter of it is gone right there. Spend 30 minutes in a grocery store, and boom, more than half your 100$ evaporated in the 8+ hours it took to even earn it.
I remember when I little and my mom had a hundred dollars on her, and I said that was a lot and she must be rich. She told me its not really a lot, but I thought she was kidding. I didnt fully understand what she meant until I grew up and got my own job.
i have often spent 100 dollars in the trip from work to home. just buying a few things i need
I agree with you, not Henry's interpretation. Going to watch a movie and then to a restaurant can easily cost $100.
@@melanp4698 henry is just accumilating youtube money.
he doesn't see it dissapear. so 100 dollars sounds like nothing to him
"Where you've accumulated so much, 100 dollars isn't worth much anymore." - Henry
Inflation Rates - "Allow me to introduce myself"
17:30 pikachu uses lighting, Bob's like "lets draw a happy little tree right here", tree blocks lighting
Loved it how Jeannie went from Aww to Ohh in the racoon video!❤
I think the " A lot less part" of that $100 bit, Meant that when you are older you realise that $100 don't really get you much, But as a kid it gets you SOOO much.
Yeah, $100 toward a vehicle repair is often barely a start. And it can easily be less than 10% of monthly rent.
I realized just how much I enjoy hearing "Dig a Tunnel" at the end of the video when it cut to black after Jeannie's "Bye" and it didn't immediately start playing. Almost thought they weren't gonna put it in.
15:08 Jeannie lookin gangsta with the bandana and perm going on lol❤
Hi your videos make me feel so much better. I forget about my life and enjoy yours for 20 ish minutes.
Being an artist myself I get a lot of people asking too much without even wanting to pay, I get revshare is a thing, but people boss you around to make art for a game with no guarantee you'll get money out of it.
I got a Korean guy who tossed money into my account without setting on a contract nor paying the tax for the money to be delivered properly, then had me waiting for months until he had an idea of what assets to work on when I could have done two or tree jobs in that time and I had all my slots covered. I literally had to refuse an offer from ubisoft because my schedule was already taking.
Working in art sucks in many ways.
Bro for real that's so messed up
@@michaelsheets5739 Tell me about it, people think they can just throw money at your face and you'll do whatever they want you to.
Henry and Jeannie embracing at the end put warmth in my icy cold heart
Jeannie: " I've never heard you make that sound before"
Henry: "Hunnnh!!!"
The hug at the end was quite wholesome.
Me at the same time as Henry: "TSUNADE IS REAL!"
Her name’s Julia Tica btw 😉
@@HurricaneDDragon the sauce king has arrived
Where in the video is Julia tica
People keep saying $16 is only like $5 over minimum wage lol, y'all tripping federal minimum wage is $7.25 an hour a few states just made it higher in that state.
Liked and subbed and commenting.
Great show. Cheers
I have to say, I NEED Bob Ross to make his appearances a minimum of once a week! I cant stop laughing. Every iteration of beard location is awesome! Mustache flipped inside out? Epic! Entire beard up on forehead like a sweat band? Excellent! Beard and afro in place just so? Perfect! Keep it up!
Despite what most people think, a roar isn't just a loud growl or something similar. A "roar" is actually a specific type of vocalization that can only be produced by a specifically elongated larynx & some other bits in the throat. 4 of the 5 cats in the Panthera genus can roar (lion, tiger, jaguar, and leopard) but most other large cats just plain don't have the actual physical capability of producing a roar. So cheetahs literally can't do it at all.
I was smiling this whole episode! I swear when Jeannie wears Bob Ross she just becomes funnier!
The Bob Ross wig and beard had me dying!! 🤣🤣🤣
I just found this channel, and they are Hilarious, great content
14:13 I’m speechless at Henry’s answer
13:28 a woman showing empathy for men in this day and age!?, you're awesome Jeannie.
Though I was more surprised of her requiring an explanation to it from Henry. Always thought that women know these thing intuitively.
@@stalhandske9649 true but at the same time it may not occur to her just out of the blue
It is amazing when three different girls look so much alike when there all dressed up and everything but to look that much alike in different outfits and hair color and style that unbelievably 😮amazing.
2:25 in some states, it's law that if you start feeding or taking care of strays, you are legally responsible for them. so if you feed them for a few months then stop, it can be seen as causing animal abuse/neglect and can be fined.
14:20 no Henry. It's because for us peasants $100 is average take home pay for 8 hours of work (after taxes/insurance etc.) and therefore it seems like alot because we have so little. Then we go buy groceries and pay bills and realize how little $100 really is. Not because we have these massive bank accounts and realize $100 is not much. Therefore $100 is a lot more and a lot less than we initially thought it was. But I'm glad you guys are doing well, you have earned it.
Still can’t believe bob Ross returned just to be on mxr
As a band man and Marching Band member 13:30 really made me feel, Jeannie’s response was right
I like the switch between mustache to bandana at 14:52
15:03 I have never ever seen Henry so happy 😂😂
me too :D :D :D
haaaaalelujah
When you know that Bob Ross is a man of culture
If you pause at the the perfect moment at 1:10 the face henry has is priceless
Best part is the positively spot-on Yoshi impression.
14:35
"You realize it's a lot less cause you've lived so long and you've earned so many hundreds that it doesn't really seem like a lot anymore"
Here's me thinking it's because you realize how little 100 actually pays for after the work you do to get it.
Henry: someone forged that "cast iron pan for you."
anyone want to tell him what casting means.
The explanation on casting, given above, leaves me with great dissatisfaction.
@@stalhandske9649 dont expect the Asian porn/cam spam/scam bot to know what casting means.
@@kirkwhite8600 I mean she has a point. What is casting really if not a link to a site with naked girls trying to scam you of your money?
13:15.-:30 Jeannies reaction to simps was precious
Okay, so Jeannie-bob Ross needs to read bed time stories because very soothing it is. Thanks for sharing the Lolz you guys.
I actually missed these mixed bag episodes. I'd be great to seen them happen a little bit more often.
Henry: give us a reddit to review
Me: r/dontputyo-
Henry: as long as it is legal
Me: i mean.. it just normal pictures..
Please... No more ;-;
Lions are unique in that they do not meow--they huff when the greet each other
...... mxr thumbnails are a worthy adversary during NNN
No Henry… a hundred dollars is a lot less because of how expensive everything is and the debts we have are huge compared to just one hundred dollars
fun fact : feline vocals are either A - meows and purrs or B - roars ; big cats that can roar cant purr, and the ones that can purr, meow ; and while there are some big cat purr-ers, they still follow the rules, if it purrs, it doesnt roar ; =]
... For a moment I literally thought that Bob Ross was still alive! Great job Jeannie! ... But then when she took the stash off, I was like, "It's Jeannie!"
I love how Jeannie had empathy for the involuntarily celibate men out here not getting any.
@De Sign But not one the Jedi would tell you.
... wait, I mean: Spartans never die.
I mean, YOU SHALL NOT PASS (her tests)!!
Dammit!, I mean I AM IRON MAN.
For crying out loud, I meant: Beam me up, Scotty!
*sigh*
... We'll bang, okay?
Jeannie channeling code Miko's ability to sound like a firetruck.
Jeannie is genuinely very good at impersonating bob ross - not the vocal color but the way she talks is perfect
Love the Bob Ross impersonation Jeannie.
Okay, Jeannie Ross. Now you've gotta beat the devil outta Henry.
Man... That influencer thing is getting out of hands... I remember a few years ago, I was working the front desk at an hotel located in a ski resort close to my home (worst 10 months of my life, by the way) I remember receiving calls and e-mails from those so-called "influencers" wanting to basically stay at our hotel for free in exchange for a post on their social medias. Luckily, my boss never gave them any credibility and declined all their requests.
Personally, all I wanted to do was to answer : "Bitch, we're the hotel closest to the slopes and our rooms are mostly sold-out throughout winter AND summer... We don't need your cheap advertising." But luckily I had a boss that was more polite than me.
I think they need something that automatically messages them no based on keywords or something to save poor employees a little trouble.
I was a band kid too, I can relate
It took me a while to realize the reverse animal rescue is exactly that- animal rescue in reverse! That’s funnier than when I thought it was actually people being jerks to animals!
Jeannie: No he doesn't fight. He paints.
He was in the military 😎
The last one got me laughing hard while wheezing out: Why you walking like that with those balloons of helium...?!
4:07 Apparently Henry doesn't know animals and movies. "MUSTAFA" had me rolling in bed laughing LOL
Am always happy to see you tow together it just warm my hart most of the time
Bob Ross would attack in smash by painting and whatever he paints would fight because his art is powerful. Also the penguin release was basically sending it off to its death. They released it with no other penguins in sight and the ocean is full of shit that eats penguins in a heart beat
Jeannie: “Henry, maybe we should have chameleons.”
Me: “But how will you be able to find them when they’re camouflaged?” 😏
About as knowledgeable on animals as Henry, I see
@@selmawigler9053 you talking about Jeannie or the commenter? Or both?
@@EatAnOctorok commenter
@@selmawigler9053 It was a JOKE
In the man with the dolphins, the waves are going reverse.. it's impressive :P
I love how the Achievement Hunter fashion prophesy of “Covering everything but the Balls” draws closer and closer as time passes.
"Bob Ross does not fight, he paints"
Paintmaster Sheo would like to introduce himself.
Proof that Bob Ross can get in the paint too..
Bob Ross actually does both, He was in the Military.
Every large cat that roars is actually just a very deep pitched meow.
Interestingly, adult cats don't actually meow at all in the "real world." Only to humans.
So basically what you are saying is, When a chad mews, we call it a roar!
@@dannykent6190 the reason for this is because like other small cats, kittens of any cat species will meows for their mom, but will develop other noise as their mom starts to ignore them. Domestic cats are never ignored so they always meow
@@dannykent6190 in full the meow mmst be there language but they don't meow to much need little words animals have it better of and self healing and nature looks after them if need be still kitten meowing it to cute a roar well talk about hairs stand on end to us meowing on master food master door probebly or maybe slave 😹
Hah! From about 15:00 on, Jeannie looks like one of my aunties in the 70's, with a bow around her massive perm!!
I love it!
Loooll Jeanie looks like Mr Kim from Kim's convenience store in this video
😂😂😂 Man I'm dead!!
17:40 I'm not sure about that, he beats the brush pretty well in every episode
"$16.00 - $18.00 per hour... Doctorate (Required)
The McDonalds in my town pays $16.50 per hour to start, tf?